i W. H. TAFT AS HIS OPPONENTS SEE HIM GAMES FOR THE LAND OF STORY OF fl HALLOWEEN. PUZZLEDOM. BRAVE DEED. Democrats FOSEST GROVE LOCALS GALES CREEK. Work at the rock crusher near Miss Elsie Dennis visited the the Peachen place is progressing' home folks at Wapato. nicely. ! Mr. W. J . Good, of Forest Everyone is busy digging po- Grove, visited at Hillsboro last tatoes. The yield is mostly Monday. Lucy had Invited her friends to a No. 1902.— W ord Squares. Tommy and his father were sitting large. JI. D. Layman recently of Neb. I. together in the hammock ou the iioreh. Halloween party, and with each girl’s He had no tact, for he saw that he Mrs. Aincent, who was huit has rented the Moore farm at ••Tommy," tiskcd his father, "wliat are invitation came a command to bring you thinking about?" a pillowcase and sheet along. After made her heart ache. I could see her last week in a runaway is im- Thatcher. "I was Just wondering, dad,” he re­ all the guests laid arrived each girl cliin quiver us if »he were about to The most severe test that the record proving rapidly. Mi\ and Mrs. C. L. Dennis of turned, "if you would tell me a story.” wrapped herself in the sheet and pulled weep. What was iiis Intent? and character of any man can undergo "T hat depends,” said tile other. Alex Beimrhor was out on Sun- Scoggins Valley attended lodge is the criticism of his opponents. The the pillow case over her head and in II. "W hat sort of story, Tommy?" day looking over the ruins of his here Thursday. following tributes to our great Presi­ Hobby made a comic Lear. He wore "1 should like to have you tell me,” this ghostly disguise went down to the saw mill, which burned some D. D. Bump left for Kings he answered, "about the bravest thing parlor, where the boys were waiting a mantle, a vest und a crown. To see dent speak for themselves: for their girls to begin playing games. a vesture like tli.it on such a little Democratic— you ever saw done.” time ago. Valley for a couple weeks stay John Sharp Williams, Democratic Ills father laughed. “Why, where Of course ail the girls looked alike, shaver totally upset our gravity. But came home his mother called him her dearest son. Bruce McCann this morning. did you get the idea." he said, “that 1 white and ghostly, and tlie boys had Senator from Mississippi and one _ have seen a lot of brave things done?” more fun trying to find tlie right girl. time floor leader for his party in the Saturday from eastern Washing- HI. The High School foot ball Tommy’s face clouded. "15ut you At last, when each had found his Im a g es made of c l a y : House of Representatives, in a recent ton, where he has spent the team will play against McMin- Of quick and lively w ay; have, dud, you know. You have trav­ proper mate, Lucy suggested “bobbing speech declared: “I never knew a summer. A pl cm ent brow n; ville next Saturday, eled and—and”— J o y of a clown: man so bitterly attacked for so little Dad became serious in a moment for apples.” For tills game she had Alice McCann has gone to For­ So m ethin g for w hich men play. The lowering of sidewalks to cause as William Howard Taft." “Yes, Tommy; you are right,” lie said. several apples suspended from the - Youth's Companion. Harper’s Weekly, a Democratic est Grove to work for the family the grade on Main street will be “Kven if I had remained at home all chandelier by strings, so high that the | newspaper, now supporting Woodrow of Fred Walters. fiiy life I think I should have seen hoys and girls had to Jump lu order to completed this week. No. 1903.— Hidden General*. Wilson, has said: “If there is a some very brave tilings done, because catch them with their mouths, the'.r Mr. Buttler has sold his prop­ The names of seventeen generals, squarer man in these United States often tlie bravest things are done by hands being tied behind them. GALES CITY. After the fun and noise of tills game prominent In our civil war, are con­ than William Howard Taft, we do not erty in North Forest Grove to had subsided she divided tin company, cealed in tlie following story. Can know his name or where he lives.” Mrs. S. W. Iler, who has been parties from Seattle. the boys on one side of the i->om and you find them? Senator Stone, of Mississippi, in a the girls on the other. The girls were Ja ck Burns, the old fisherman, sat on speech in the Senate, August 12, said: visiting her mother, Mrs. Bate­ Mr. and Mrs. W. W. Ryals each given two apple seeds and told tlie lee side of an old stone wall. Jack 's man, and other relatives of this, spent Sunday with the home "The President is a high class man, to stick nt on. which is yet to come; and the bene­ ference at Hood River Wednes­ of the hopes and plans for the Before they knew It the boat was far ficence and far-reaching importance day. Happy or Unhappy7 uhead of them. They were la the mid­ coming year. The work of the of this work done for the whole people Hang from the celling two witch dle of tlie river, with tlie shore a long Wliat flower? Ada Taylor, Renas Olson and Club will continue along the line measure the credit for which is rightly hnr.cl rods crossed Place on tlie four way off on U>t!i sides. The current due to the congress and to our able, Alva Patton attended a confer- of Civics as in the past two was simply racing along. It was dark. ends respectively a piece ef bread, a No. 1907.— Numerical Enigma*. upright and distinguished President, j ence of the Washington County "They were pretty good swimmers, favorite sweet, a candle end and a red years and several new standing 1. William Howard T aft.’ as I said, lint one o f them began to pepper. T o 8 1 5 Is human. Christian Endeavor Union at committees have been added to Twirl tlie rods rapidly and let each B u t to forgive, divine; tire. The oilier tried to support him. Hillsboro last Friday evening. 6 7 2 the golfer [»layer take tits turn, standing undot *id in that work. Social Hygiene and Progres­ sives Give Praise to President. It was a hard tight. They both went down, lull another U>nt happened to come lit» Some one leaped overlxiard from It and seined one of the men, the one that had horn supporting (lie nth er The mail was almost exhausted, but alien tie was taken in tlie t«iat he looked iiUnit him “Where's John?'he asked “Wliat John?' the) said, for they did not know that there had lieen t w o men sti iirgtli'g III the water •“ The "the! dl I not answer. Tired as he was lie Jumped nverlmurd to try t o save ni« t '“Mil t >f eiturso several of the other urn f o llo w ed and ts'gan to dive for tin- limn whom they hud lint seen "W ell Tommy. iln> story ends happi­ ly, an true stories don't ulwn) s Itoth men were rescued 'the man who had Jumped til tin* water after lie had been taken out needed help also, you see. for he hail used up nil tils strength In trylmr to save his friend tie for** And the other was brought out of the wit­ ter also and by bard work resiiacl tnted." "Father.” naked Tommy, "who wan the man who did that?" “The tnnn you are named nfter. your t ’ ncle Tom. your mother's brother.” "And who was the man with him?" anid Tommy. "The one you get your other name from, your father." Charade. Uv first, some claim. Is Koberf* n:\rne. Jdy ne xt 1» found In abort and round. A chain will show my last. I Know J»ertiapa you‘\a heard my whole—a bird. Answer.—Hob, o. link Uobolinfc. it and seizing a bite at one of the nr tides. The one he gets Into Ills tooth will indicate whether ids married life will prove happy or unhappy, the broad indicating a comfortable and unevent­ ful life, tlie candy u delightful life, tlie candle end a disagreeable life and the popper a peppery life. Conundrums, Wliat Is tlie difference between a special ottieer and an old lint? One's sworn tn; tlie other's worn out. Why do men speak of a locomotive ns “she?” Because It suggests tender thoughts and draws men after It Why is a milkman like a mill horse? Because he goes Ids rounds. Wliat city lu Kuglnnd should a hun­ gry boy live tn? Fut on (Ktonl. Why is a woman like a promissory note? Because she ought to be settled \x lieu siie arrives at maturity. Th# Pumpkin. I coma when autumn winds a ra cold An»l all the woods ara red anti «old. I ’m round and fat and yellow. I ’m Kot*d to e a t; I Huht the wold. Oh, such a Jolly fellow! You praise me on T hanksg ivin g day. Am! when on llatlow een you play T h e trlcKs that a re so nimble And bob for crim son apples gay And cut for ring and thimble Tou see me grinning at the door Or at the window, and before Yuli c a tch me off 1 flitter T o Join the pumpkin band once more T h a t seta the lanes .(glitter. — Youth's Companion. Could readily define. T h e 5 4 3 evinces A visitor's outside. My x\hole’s a witty answer, I t ca nnot be dented. No. 1908.— Letter Enigma. My My My My first ts In yeast, but not In (lough; second Is tn breeze, but not In blow; third ts in lumber, but not In tree; fourth Is the sam e as you found In my thre e; My fifth Is tn oval, but not In square; My sixth Is tn min. but not In hair. My whole Is a color B oth brilliant and bright. And tt shows well by day. But badly at night. Silencing the Barber. Germany Schaefer, that effervescent merrymaker of the stile lines, entered a local barber shop and expressed a desire for a shave. The bar tier looked nt him Indulgently and suggested a hair c u t Germany demurred m » hair was already fighting Jength. “But It looks ragged," the barber In- slsted ns lie let his haud slide over the stubble. Germany sighed "All right," he said resignedly; "gim­ me a shave, a hair cut. a facial mas sage and a shampoo— go as far as you like for 13 cents:" And the barber said no more. " I left two bits with him." said Germany, "but when the brush boy bore down on me with his teeth set and a ten rent glitter In his shining eye I threw out my chest and passed him ns a pay car passes a tramp!*'— Cleveland Plain Dealer. LaFollette No. 4. THE RO O SEVELT W AY. “HOW DO you stand on M E?" is Roosevelt's sole test of qualittca- tion for a Progressive. Imagine a Congress elected on this basis. Of course, it would be reactionary. Roosevelt is not concerned about n progressive Congress. An Aldrich Senate and a Cannon House are satisfactory to him. if he can win more easily with that kind of a combination. What would become of the progressive movement under such leadership? And yet, it is exactly the plan Roosevelt pursued when President. It is the Roose velt way. He supported I,odge for United States Senator two years ago. and Penrose for United States Senator four years ago. He has always played this kind of a politi- i il gam e.--So • tor I^ Follette In L iF o llette's Weekly Magazine. ’ Igust 10, 1913. Gov. Johncon Not Hopeful. When Governor Johnson left Cali­ fornia to begin a stumping tour for the third term candidate, he prac­ tically acknowledged that he was en­ tering upon a hopeless task. "1 ant not going to resign.” he said, and after the November election It la quite possible that I shall return to the office I now occupy.” Like a great majority of the Bull Moos«vs Governor Johusun is dis the Staehr’s Bazaar carries the largest and most up-to-date line of fountain pens in the city. The “ Auto-Filler” is one of the latest improved pens in the mar- ket. They are sold under an absolute guarantee and at a very reasonable price. Public Health and Consumer’s League, and this promises to be, in every way a very successful year for the club, as it is gain- mg' in membership and much in- terest is being shown in the Departments of Domestic Science with Miss Clare West, as leader, j and Shakespeare under Prof. They »re felling a pretty good Ink#“ on the Ohio legislature—that not a Harrington’s leadership. Mrs. R. single member of either house could H. Late of Portland was present tell offhand whether a cow's ear« were at Monday’s meeting and spoke In front of , r to the rear of her horns. If such be the rase it will hardly bo of “ Educational Parenthood.” charged that Ohio fanners have been Mrs. Late is well qualified to packing the legislature In their own speak on that subject as she has Interest. But. seriously, how many of our readers cun toil where a cow's ears lieen President of the Mother’s Congress in Oregon for several are located? ---------- y ean , and is interested in all Whether In garden patch or farm things pertaining to child wel- flolcl. it U well to remember that the best time In the whole season tn which to dispatch weeds is just as they are breaking through the ground - “Just a-bornin, as some one has said. This Is so because It Is theu that they are most easily killed, while they have not as yet begun to pull on either the moisture or fertility of the soil. An- other dc MM advantage ta doing the Jot, at the start is that the w e e * can he killed literally by the million with drag or harrow, while n few week* later one is able to put them out of business with difficulty by thousand, or less with hoe or cultivator. \ « . , 4 *1 1 u A - *are* an'“ t‘le club was most for- tunate in having h e r with them. Mrs. E. E. Williams gave a piano *_ r» i • cx . ' ' " il ’ Li'lonaisO Opus, 26, (hopirf; -Mrs. Wilbur McEldowney sang, “ At Parting, ” giving as encore [?„,,_ . ,, ur-lea\ed Clover. The sale on Dost-cards ‘ , , $ qf „ P° SC Ca™ 3’ B a z a a r 19 S till on. Thousands of cards, regularly sold at 5-cents and 2 for 5-cents „ __ u . ,A , are sold at 10-cents per dozen.