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OWARD E. BURTON - Asoayer an d Chem ist,
I L eadv.Ile, Colorado. Specim en prices: Gold,
liver. L ead. Î1. G old, S ilver. 75o; G old, 50c: Zino
a: Copper, $1. M a ilin g en v e lo p es a d f u ll p r i c e l is t
int o n a p p lic a tio n . C on trol and U m pire work so
cited. R e fe r en ce : Carbonate N ational Bank.
r
Reindeer and Yak for Alaska.
symbol
is
c e n t u r ie s
old
Swastika’« Origin Goes Back Beyond
the Known Hlttory of the
| “We have taken Hood's Sarsaparilla
for a spring tonic ard as a blood puri-
Human Race.
| tier. Last spring I was not well at all.
; When I went to bed I was tired and
More than 3,000 years ago was this nervous and could not sleep well. In
strange cruciform symbol, known as the morning I would feel twice as
tired; my mother got a bottle of
the Fylfot cross, ! i Hood's
Sarsaparilla, which I took. I
reverenced In In­ felt like a new person when I had fin­
dia. It is a sacred ished that bottle. We always have
of Hood's medicines in the house.”
symbol in the some
Hilvey Roselle. Marinette, Wis.
tombs of Egypt | There is no ‘just as good" medicine.
and in the cata­ Insist on having Hood's.
combs of Rome. It | Get it today in usual liquid form or
is graven on the chocolated tablets called Sarsatats.
prehistoric tem­
ples of both the
Parchment From the Greeks.
easiern and western hemispheres.
The Greeks of Pergamus are said to
The heralds of the middle ages bla­ have prepared parchment from the
zoned it on the shields of warriors.
skins of the goat or sheep. They
Today It Is used as a mystic symbol were curried, deprived of all fat. thin­
among the secret societies which ape ned uniformly by the knife, dyed, or
the form, but have lost the soul, whitened, and finally rubbed down
which animated the brotherhood of with pumice stone to a smooth and
those ages. Modern heralds term It even surface. Called pergamenunt
gammadlon, and crux gammata, con­ from the city of Its origin, the new ma­
sidering It as composed of a four-fold terial became “parchment” in the Eng
repetition of the Greek gamma. The lish tongue.—National Magazine.
Buddhists call It “Swastika,” or In the
Missed Heaven for a Penny.
Pali form, "Sutl,” meaning “It Is
One of the most curious stories ot
well,” or “So be it,” and It Is the sym­
bol of resignation. Its use extended a man down on his luck Is Clephan
frcSa 4he earliest day to the present. 1 Palmer's tale of the poor fellow who
It Is found on early Hindoo coins and missed heaven for want of a penny,
seals and is used today by women j Weary of the struggle for life, he went
both as an ornament and as a charm to bed and turned on the gas tap In
against evil, few, however, being ) a well closed room. Just as his feet
were on the threshold of the mansion
aware of Its origin or significance.
above the gas ran out, and there was
not a penny In the house to put In the
W IT C H ’S C A U LD R O N .
slot.—London Chronicle.
The reindeer used to be known
chiefly In the Christmas picture book,
while the South American yak Is still
known chiefly through his occasional
visits with the circus. The scarcity
of game, and therefore food for flesh­
eating dogs, Is reviving a demand in
An attraction at Frensham church,
Alaska for herb-eating beasts of bur­
four
miles south of Farnham Station,
den. Reindeer are being shipped west
England, is an old
from Labrador, and it is hoped also to
witch’s cauldron
get some yak from the Andes to help
of great antiquity.
out.
_______________
As a matter of
D O N 'T B U Y W A T E R .
fact, an account
of it appeared in
When you buy bluing for your
the Gentleman’s
laundry work, get RED CROSS BALL Magazine of 1793. This cauldron is a
BLUE. A pure solid ball of blue, not
huge copper vessel with a diameter of
a bottle of colored water.
Used in thousands of homes for 20 33 Inches and a height of 18 inches,
years. Makes clothes pure white. Its rounded bottom resting on a great
Price, 10 cents. AT ALL GROCERS. iron tripod, giving it a height of 28
Inches. Legend tells how the ancient
Revolutionized Fire Fighting.
cauldron used to belong to Mother
Steam revolutionized fire fighting, Ludlam, an old hag who had the repu­
as it did many other interests. It took tation of olng her worst in the way of
th e romance from it, and put efficiency brewing storms. Ultimately a bold
Into It. The giant steam got behind person of Frensham carried off the
the aqueducts and forced streams vessel, placed it In the church, wash­
through pipes and lio3e with g re a t ed it out with christening water, and
power. Firemen continued to “ run thus crippled old Mother Ludlam's
w ith the macheen,” b u t it was a hose power.
reel, I9th century Invention.
A N C IE N T R ELIC .
Real Optimism.
A real optimist hopes for the best,
So quickly has the evolution from
even when his son marries a chorus rush torches to electric light taken
girl.
place that one
I
cannot reconcile
the existence of
i
such relics as our
s q u ir r e l
illustration
de­
.THE BRAND THAT KILLS r U l w V I l
scribes. It is sim­
ply a torch ex­
D e s tro y s S a g e R a ts, S q u irre ls , G o p h e rs a n d
P r a ir i e D ogs. R e q u ire s n o m ix in g o r p r e p a r a ­
tinguisher—a serv­
t i o n —A lw a y s re a d y fo r u se . D e a d lie s t o f a ll.
Y o u r m o n e y b a c k i f n ot a s c la im e d .
ant of the days
C l a r k s , W o o d w a r d D r u g C o ., P ortlan d , Ore.
w h e n 1 Inkboys
served for electric
lights. This par­
ticular one is fixed on the doorjamb of
a club in the quaint capital of Lanca­
—T h e prreat sk in re ju v e n a to r, if you h a v e sallow shire, and just above it, hanging over
s k in , w rin k le s, p im p les o r ro u g h n e s s o f th e face
or a rm s , th e ap p lic a tio n of F U C H I w ill b rin g back the center of the door, is an electric
th e glow an d fre s h n e s s o f y o u th . P r p a c k a g e . $1. are lamp, thus giving a striking ex-
(B ra n c h ) Fuchi la b o ra to ries. S uit 9, 342 1-2 W ash­
ample of the advance of lighting meth­
in gton S t., Portland, Ore.
ods.—London Tit-Bits.
WOODLARK
FU C H I
a k
D r .W m .P f u n d e r ’ s , f r \
OREGON bloc T d PU R If I [ R
C U T YOUR OW N H AIR.
Some men would almost as soon sit
In a dentist’s as in a barber's chair.
These men shave
themselves,
and
wish they oould
mow their own
hair. A few of
We Make Yoa Competent to Earn
them have tried
$25 to $50 per Week
this, but with dis­
to 8 week*. W e g iv e com p lete
astrous
results.
course in d riv in g , rep airin g,
etc . a ll k in d s o f au to m o b iles.
Every stu d en t g e ts personal Now, however, comes F. E. Fookes of
a tte n tio n and a ctu a l road
ex p e r ie n c e . W r ite fo r term« 1617 East Baltimore street, Baltimore,
' and gets a patent for an Invention of
Rflmenl Aule School A Ga»«e.
la n d M orrison S ts..
his which will enable any man to cut
P
j iA
I o rtla n d . Ore.
his own hair without making a hash
of it. It consists of a comb attach­
ment that may be placed upon any ra­
zor. The hair Is then combed with
the razor, which cuts off the enda of
¡VÂLÏfslROS ;|i]
the hair at precisely the right length.
A T o n ic , A lte ra tiv e a n d R e s o lv e n t.
The
b est r e m e d y fo r K id n e y s , L iv e r a n d B ow els.
E r a d ic a t e s P im p le s , E ru p tio n s a n d D is o rd e rs
o f t h e S k in .
P u rifie s th e B lood a n d g iv e s
T o n e , S tr e n g th a n d V ig o r to th e e n t ir e sy ste m .
DAIRY FEED!
8choolboy Light, on History.
A Scotch child, misled by an Eng­
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lish teacher’s pronunciation of bricks,
made It clear In a written paper that
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the task set the Hebrews was to make
Ask your dealer for it. If he doe. trousers for Pharaoh without straw.
not handle it drop us a postal card
and we will furnish you the name of The silly question In relation to quite
little boys. “Compare Caesar and Al­
a dealer who does
exander," produced from one bewll-
1 dered boy this table:
Caesar, Caesarior, Caesarimus.
ALBERS BROS:
Alexander, Alexandrior, Alexandria-
ilmus.
•j; MILLING CÒipi
The same examination—th« en­
trance to a great public school—sup­
jjPORTLAND, OPIGOtf
plied a delightful historical mixup.
“What were the circumstances of Sir
Walter Raleigh's Introduction to
Queen Elizabeth?” Queen Elizabeth
was riding one day from Kenilworth
to Coventry with nothing on and Sir
Walter Raleigh met her and offered
I , our pride—otir hobt>7-«*r t t u d j to r ju m ru u u *
her his cloak.”—Glasgow Herald.
Bow m t e i i w » , *n-i tier. i . th e b w p .ln l'» .
Painless Dentistry
to be frond nnrnhere. n r m atter how mnon »00
---- C o m p a re o u r P r ices.
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1 of tow» patron* in
Iona day U desired.
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(free when p a w or
bridge work i* order •
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Z f t B r i d n T w '* 0 0
Captured by Eagles.
Sage hena abound In the Powder
River Valley of Oregon. Like the
! grouse family, these birds fly with
great swiftness, but they have ene­
mies that are swifter still. A man
driving along started a covey of aage
6.4 Jim«» 100 hens, which flew down the valley. Sud­
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denly an eagle, which had been be­
Sihmr Fllinft
.50 hind a rock, rose up under the birds.
5.00 They naturally rose higher in the air,
and then another eagle swooped down
from above. The terrified birds scat­
Pant«.«
Eat-’I'm.
.
a s w > w * .......... - - <
tered in all directions, but the eagles
■ ia T a rraaot
M -urn iim— ■ Wl
each singled out a .hen. and, like a
I w o r k f u l l , *wmr n teed t o r fit t e « » j «maw-
W i s e D e n t a l C o . , a * . shot from a gun, seized the luckless
victims, and the pair flew off to a
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neighboring cliff to din*
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S s L la u t:
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HUNGRY?
But afraid to eat —
Afraid of the distress that al­
ways follows.
Cheer up
Get a bottle of
HOSTETTER’S
STOMACH BITTERS
today and notice the great im­
provement in your general
health.
It has benefkted
thousands — will aid you, too.
BOY
HAD BEEN
REASONING
tis Brothers' Names Supplied With
Extensions, He Provided O n .
for Himself.
Gabrielle E. Jackson tells the fol-
owing story In her book for girls,
'Peggy Stewart:”
Peggy’s father has just returned
from an extended absence and his
laughter 13 showing him over the es­
tate. They come to one of the cab­
ins In which lives the family of Joshua
lozadak Jubal Jones.
“I want you to see this family," ex­
plained Peggy to her father. "They
might all be of one age, but they are
not—quite. Come here, boys, and see
Master Captain," called Peggy to the
three pickaninnies who were peeping
tround the corner of the cottage.
“Hello, boys. Whose sons are you?
Miss Peggy tells me you are broth­
ers.”
“Yas, sir, we is. We's Joshua Joza-
iak Jubal Jones' boys. I’se Gus, da
al'es’.”
"And how old are you?”
“I'se nine, I reckons.’’
“And what is your name?”
“My name? Gus, sah.”
“That’s only half a name. Your
whole name Is really Augustus, re­
member.” The “Massa” Captain's voice
boomed with the sound of the sea.
‘‘And your name?” continued the
questioner, pointing at number two.
"I'se jist Jule, sah„” was the shy re­
ply-
¡-4
“That's a nickname, too. I can’t
have Buch slipshod, no account names
for my hands’ children. It isn't dig­
nified. It isn't respectful. It’s a
disgrace, Miss Peggy. Do you hear?”
“Yas, yas, sir; we hears," answer­
ed the little darkies in chorus.
“Please, sah, wa's his name ef 'taiu't
Jule?" Augustus plucked up heart of
grace to ask.
“He is Julius, Jul-i-us; do you under­
stand?”
“Yes, sir; yes, sir.” Another dimo
helped the memory.
“And
your name?" asked the
“Massa Captain” of the quaking num­
ber three.
There was a long, significant pause,
tten contortions. At length, after two
of three futile attempts, he blurted
out:
“I’se—I’se Billyus, sah!”
There was an explosion of laugh­
ter. Then Nell Stewart tossed the re­
doubtable Billyus a quarter, crying,
“You win,” and walked away with
Peggy, his laughter now and then
borne back to hi3 beneficiaries.
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S u re c u r e en d p o s itiv e p rev e n tiv e, no m a tter how h o rses a t a n y a*r«
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B ood and G lands, e x p e ls t h e poi -onous g erm s from th e body. C ure» D is ­
tem p er in D ors a d S h e e p and C holera in P o u ltry . L a r g e st s e llin g liv «
•to c k re m e d y . C ures I.a G rip p e am on g h um an b ein g s and is a fin e K i d ­
n ey rem edy. 50c a n d $1 a b o ttle; $5 an d $10 a d ozen . C ut this o u t. K e e p
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C rucifix.
Ten years ago a carved Ivory cru­
cifix was bought at a rag fair at Reus.
On her death, soon after, the pur­
chaser left the crucifix to her daugh­
ter, wife of the deputy, Senor Mayner.
A visitor to the house offered Señora
Mayner $500 for It, but It was refused. ;
An antiquarian, learning of the exist­
ence of the crucifix, offered $75,000,
but this, too, was declined. It Is now
known that the crucifix la one of the
finest carvings of Leonardo da Vinci.
An offer of $125,000 from an American
collector is now being considered.
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N o r th w e s t, w ith th r e e tr a n s c o n tin e n ta l railro ad »
a n d a s p le n d id d e e p w a te r h a rb o r, w h e re lan d can
s till be b o u g h t a t $15 to $30 p e r a c re o n v e ry easy
te r m s , o n ly five to 12 m iles fro m to w n . T h is land
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r .v e r b o tto m la n d . School a n d s to r e s a r e located
c n th e la n d , w’h ich c a n b e re a c h e d by Rood co u n ty
ro ad a n d n a v ig a b le riv e r» .
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w ill lo c ate y o u in a th ic k ly s e ttle d co m m u n ity ,
a n d n o t in a w ild e rn e ss, a n d t h a t s im ila r < p p o r-
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— if he hasn’t got it ha will get it for
you. It’s good for you 3 times a day.
A n d remember that there
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Aberdeen, Washington.
Purely Speculative.
"I have always been Interested,”
eald little Blnks, “In the utilization of
f /
M E X IC A N
waste. Now where do you suppose all ;
Radiates Good Humor.
these bursted tires go to In the end?”
There Is a certain submerged book “I don’t know,” said the Genial Phil­
A L L
D R U G G I S T S keeper, a man whose work Is but a osopher, “but if they go where most
bit of routine, not vital to any process peoplo consign ’em there must be a
of the complicated corporate machine terrible smell of rubber in the here- !
which pays his wage. But this ob- j after.”—Harper’s Weekly.
1 scure copyist of accounts Is valuable; |
num orm s i a i K on Grammar.
On« "BROMO Q U ININ E"
F or SO RE TH R O A T.
George Ade, at a dinner In Chicago, he has not forgotten, and lets no one T h a t la L O A nly
X A T IV E BR O M O Q U IN IN E . l o o k
I tp e n e t r r t e » q u i c k l y , rem o v e* n il in fln m - I
delivered an amusing little address on who knows him forget, something fo r t h e s ia m a tu re o f E . W . G R O V E . Uaocl th e
m u tto n a n d reduce* th e « w ellin g o f th e I
grammar. “Don’t,” he began, “don’t most of us lose early—that life Is in­ W orld o v e r to C u n a C old in O n e D ay . 28c.
g lu m ly. T o o b ta in b e s t r e . u l t s s a t u r a t e I
u l i m n h in d f itte a n d bind a b o u t th e th r o « t f
say, ‘Mamie and me have been to tended to be rich in Jolly moments.
u few h o u r s o r o v e r n ig h t, r e p e a tin g n e x t
Wooden Leg Joke.
church,” when you meau ‘Mamie and I Business itself cannot quench him,
d .iy 11 i.t ,i re v e re caae.
1
and
If
you
hunt
him
out
at
his
desk
Why
Is
It,
as
a
writer
in
the
Bell­
have been to church.’ Why, though,
2 S e . 5 0 c . 71 a o o t t lj at D ru * A C e n ’l 3 t o r . i I
lie about it at all? Don’t use the he will glance up at you with a blink man points out, that the general sense
word ‘got’ too much. It Is Inelegant. ¡o f his tired eyes, Rnd Immediately of humor Is stirred when anything
Doubtful About the Joke.
’I have got a million’ Is not nearly«so there will come over his queer face happens to a man’s wooden leg, such
My daughter had tried to lnculcat*
refined as ‘I have a million.’ From such a look of roguery, so delicate an as Its loss or a knothole coming In It,
whom you got It Is, after all, nobody’s expression of unconquerable glee, that or getting It under the cars? It Is or courage In h r two-year-old boy by!
you have to smile vigorously to fore-, was the same way with stealing a telling him when any cccldent befell
affair but your own.”
1 stall an outburst of apparently mean­ man’s horse In the Far Weit. Both him that ”lt waa only a joke.” On«|
M oth er* w ill fin d Mr*. W in slow *» B o o th ia * ingless laughter, an appalling thing of these accidents are serious.
Yet bight a tornado struck the neighbor«
Syru p th e t»-st r e m e d y to u*o to r t h e ir ch U tlrea
in the quiet of a room where fifty they are supposed to be subjects for hood, and while trees were crashing:
l u r i n g t v.e t e e t h i n g p e r io d .
clerks are somberly crouched above mirth.—Minnennolls Journal
around them and they expected mo­
their scratching pens. Wherever you
Allen Property Holders.
mentarily to be carried away h© crept!
“ Pink E y « ” I . Kpldemlr In th« Spring.
meet
him
he
will
endanger
your
rep­
The law of the land respects th«
Try Mnrin« E y , Remedy fo r K t-liabl. R elief.
up to his mother and, pulling het!
right of citizen and alien alike to have utation for sanity. He sees life as a
dress, said. “Mamma, ia this Just a!
All Active.
and to hold property. The alien res pageant of preposterous episodes, and
joke ?”—Exchange.
Don’t be a clam, my son; but If an
ldent in the United States may dls his lean, dry face assumes such subtly
Cause and Effect.
pose of his property by will with the absurd expressions, and he emits such old friend comes to you and asks for
Miss Elizabeth Marbury, a New*
same feeling of security as the Ameri odd Intonations, that he will victimize the loan of $5 until Saturday night.
can. This Is equally true of the and reduce to maudlin mirth the grav­ Just close your shell for repairs. It fork theatrical agent, was con*
alien who has taken steps to make est of men, and send him buoyantly may look rude, but under some cir­ 1 turning the shrewish, scolding typ«
ipon bis way.—Atlantic Monthly.
cumstances It Is better to leave than of woman. "You can always tell her,”
himself a citizen of the country.
laid Miss Mnrbury. “If you can’t telll
to be left.
her in one way you con tell her In
T R Y M U R IN E E Y E R E M ED Y
Birds as Gem Finders.
T O N IC
for Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes
another. I said to a woman the other
andGranulatedEyelids. Murine Doesn’t
Attracted by the glitter, many a Pettits Eye Salve FOR EYES Sunday: ’Why, my dear, how ho&rsd
Smart—Soothes Eye Pain. Druggists hen has picked up a diamond lost
you are!’ ‘Yes,’ she answered angrily,
Desirable Pew.
Sell Murine Eye Remedy, Liquid. 25c, from a ring, and It Is a well-known
my husband was out late last night.’ ’*
A pnper In the neighborhood ol
60c, $1.00. Murine Eye Salve in fact that crows will take big risks of
Aseptic Tubes, 25c, $1.00. Eyo Books losing their heads in order to steal a Johnstown advertises a church pew
and Eye Advice Free by Mail.
tor sale, "commanding a beautiful
gold thimble or a shining locket.
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
A young woman of Newburg, N. Y., view of nearly the whole congrega­
Miss 8ophie Alexander, not long ago tion.”—Altoona Gazette.
Good to Forget Self Sometimes.
lost
the solitaire from her engage­
Thousand* of country people know the
To try to make others comfortable
valti-- of Ilt-mlin* Wf/.tiri! Oil, the he»t
Is the only way to get right comfort­ ment ring. Hunts were made, re­ family
medicine in c a s e of accident or sud­
able ourselves, and that comes partly wards offered and suspected servants den iffnc»». For the safety of your family
put
through
the
third
degree.
Finally
of not being able to think eo much
buy a buttle now.
A s a rut«, a te w drmem o t M unyan’s Cold R em ed y
about ourselves when we are helping time eased her grief. And then a
pigeon,
a
pet
of
the
family,
died.
Miss
w ill break u p any cold and p revent pneum onia. I t
What Fleet 8tr«et Wants.
other people. For ourselves will al­
reliev es th e head, th ro a t and lunir» alm ost in ­
Alexander
had
the
bird’s
body
mount­
The Newaboy—“Yus. lady, the only s ta n tly . P rice 26 c e n ts a t an y druirffiat* or s e n t
ways do pretty well If we don’t pay
them too much attention.—George ed by a taxidermist, and lo! In the thing wot’U do ua much good now Is postpaid.
pigeon’s crop was the solitaire.
I f you n eed M edical a d v ice w r ite to M unyon’a
a good ’orrlble murder reg’lar once a
Macdonald.
D octors. T h ey w ill ca r efu lly d ia g n o se you r caa*
In Lakewood a little time ago a man week!”—London Opinion.
and g iv e you a d v ice by m ail, a b solu tely free.
PIL E S CURED IN « TO 14 D A T S
saw one of his hens choking over a
A ddress P ro fesso r M unyon. 63d and J oL ^ n oO
T our d r it r e u t w ill rotund m oney i f PA Z O O IN T ­
He
M EN T f a i l , t c cur« a r y euro o f Itch in g . Blind. string that hung from its beak.
str e e ts. Philadelp h ia, Pa.
Blending or P rotru ding Pile* in 6 to 14 d a y s. 60c. ! went to the aid of his egg supply and
found the “string” was a thin gold
Only Made I t Worse.
| chain. On the end of It was a beau­
James Payn tells of a whist player tiful shiny pebble that Mrs. Hen had
O U T o r TOW N
ieing told by an opponent that he swallowed to aid digestion. In conse-
PEO PLE
tould always tell by his face when ! quence, a certain society woman re­
esn renelv«j>rompt treat­
le had a good band. This he resent- covered her diamond lavalliere loi-t
m ents o f IVun-Potdaneea,
Hr*, th- build in* r«m«41ea
?d exceedingly, and applied to his at a dance.
from
>artner for a refutation of It; but he
ras still more Irritated by his form
Ayer’s Sarsaparilla is not a
C. GEE W O
Sovereigns as Collectors.
>f corroboration, "that he had never
% •
stimulant.
It
does
not
make
the (Tiinose doctor.
The ex-Sultan Abdul Hamid had in
lotlced any expression In hla coun-
Try oni-e more It roe bare heee <lor*orln« « tth
you feel better one day, then
hla palace the finest collection ot
enance whatever.”
till« one end that on« and have not obtained per­
manent relief. I^tt th is ffr««r nature healer «lion-
precious stones ever brought together,
as bad as ever th e next.
» ■ I wmu.r,
,1 -
m m . n i r u i w t i j WIM II IU
• quirk,
end sefs Hi« pmH-rtption*
some of which were recently sold in
Bran as a Cleaner.
lipoanded from Root«.
ft ode und
There
is
not
a
drop
of
alco­
irta that h*»« »Rxtn «nthored from every qnar-
Few people seem to know the Talus Paris. The tastes of the Czar Fer­
r o f th e g)ot>e. Th« «<M*ret« of thiw« mi-dt<-in*e
Ayer’s Sarsapa- [ er« not known to th« mitsirf« world, hot heve l e n
of dry bran for cleaning purposes, dinand of Bulgaria run in the same di­ hol in it.
hnndod down from father to aon in the physicien#’
writes a correspondent of Good House- rection. His collection of diamonds,
niJiee la C hian.
rilia is a tonic. You have the
keeping. I have kept a very light gray sapphires and emeralds Is estimated to
CONSULTATION FREE.
steady,
even
gain
that
comes
I f yon liv e out of town «n<! nm not cell, w rite for
suit In the best condition for two years be worth £600,000.
symptom blank and circular. «n« toeing 4 orate i
from
such
a
medicine.
Ask
by simply rubbing it down with dry
The kaiser, we are told, has a pas­
bran. Rub the spots harder than th« sion for old uniforms and boots and
your doctor all about this.
THE C. GEE WO CHINESE MEDICINE CO.
rest, then brush It all off.
shoes of antiquity. Bavaria’s regent
Trust him fully and always
haa a love for old beer pitchers, espe­
1611 First St., Cor. Morrison
do as he says. He knows.
Wise Philosophy.
cially those of hla own country of the
P o rtla n d . O r. y e .
When anyone haa offended me, I try middle ages.
Who makes the best liver pills? The
to raise my soul so high that the of
The late King of Sweden possessed J. C. Ayer Company, of Lowell, Mass.
fem e cannot reach It—Descartes.
a magnificent collection of rare hooka, They have been makirffc Ayer's Pills for
P. N. U.
No i t - ’i i
engraving* and medals, while Ludwig •ver sixty years. If you have the slight­
In the Capitalist Claas.
L of Bavaria rejoiced In a collection of , est doubt sbout using these pills, ask
W H E N » rilin g U a
your doctor. Ask him first, that's best.
T he man with health and strength umbrellas.
U aa Hale pepar.
X r i e b y t h . / . o . A T MM CO.. L e w e ll. tt.u u .
ad rood character la a caoltaKaA.
M U S tA N G
[ lin im en t
COLDS
CURED IN ONE DAY
Stim ulant
or T o n ic ?
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