U t t e r ly W r e t c h e d Farm ers and M erchants Write us for our cash offer on your Farm and Dairy Produce. If we don’t handle it will refer you to re­ liable buyer. p e a RSON-PAGE CO. F ortlan d, O regon . PORTLAND FREE EMPLOYMENT BUREAU W ill fu rn is h y o u an y kind o f h e lp yo u w an t, male or fem ale, sk illed or u nsk illed , fa rm , saw m ill, log­ g in g or an y m iscella n eou s labor. Call, w rite or phon e. N o fees o f an y k in d ch a rge d in this office. P h ones— A 5624; M ain 3555. 215 SccoM St.. Pardaofi, Or. RHRRFR STAMPS COASTING!. Nervous Proatratlon L on g Endured Before Remedy was Found. Miss Minerva Remlnger, Upper Bern. Pa., writes: "For several years 1 had nervous prostration, and was utterly wretched. I lived on bread and beeit tea because my stomach would not re­ tain anything else. I took many rem­ edies. but obtained no relief until I look Hood’s Sarsaparilla, when I began to gain at once. Am now cured." Pure, rich blood makes good, strong nerves, and this Is why Hood’s Sarsa­ parilla, which purifies and enriches the blood, cures so many nervous diseases. Get It today In usual liquid form or :hocolated tablets called Sarsatabs. s te n c ils and Brass IM JDD LA O l r t m r j S i* n i. Celluloid B u ttons and R ibbon Badges. G ood G oods, Q u ick Service. Bend fo r com p lete C a ta logu e N o. 26. A cm e Stam p W orks, 1015 A St., T acom a. Waah. Type of Great Man. The greatest man is he who chooses the right with an invincible resolu­ S econ d-H an d M achin­ tion; who resists the sorest tempta­ ery b ou gh t, sold and e x ch a n g e d : e n g in e s , tions from within and without; who boilers, saw m ills, e tc. T h e J. E. M artin Co.. 76 1st bears the heaviest burdens cheerful­ 6t^ P ortlan d. Send fo r S to ck L ist and prices. ly; who Is the calmest in storms and whose reliance on truth, on virtue, on W anted— Men and W om en God, is the most unfaltering.—Chan­ T o learn b a rb er trade. T ools free. W a g e s w hile cing. learning. P osition s gu aran teed . International Machinery B a rb er S ch ool. 39Vi N . T h ird S t., P ortla n d , O regon ASTHMA O r h eart trou ble; w ish to see th e case I c a n 't cure. N o D ru gs. D R . D O U G L A S, D. C. 3 3 8 U nion A v e n u e N ., P o r tla n d , O r. R A W FURS W e p ositively pay the highest m arket prices, as w e are m anu­ fa ctu re rs and th e re fo re can pay m ore than dealers. Send fo r free p rice list and sh ip p in g tags and get full value fo r you r skins. N. M. U ngar Co., the Reliable F urriers. 202‘/a 7th St.. Portland. Ore FERRY3' C 1 ^ E Good gardeners ^ J are those who raise good flow­ ers and vegetables. Good flowers and vegetables come from good seeds. V e pro­ duce good seeds—the 1 ence is obvious. For sale everywhere. Ninety Years in One Service. Perhaps the world's record for serv- ce Is held by the occupant of a grave n the churchyard at Battle, Sussex, Sngland. This Is Isaac Ingall, who died n 1798 at the age of 120. For ninety fears he was In the service of the SVebsters of Battle Abbey. Sarah Thompson of Belfast served 83 years vtth one family, dying in 1895. Bud Doble The greatest o f all horsemen, says; “ In ny 40 years’ experience with horses I have ound Spohn’s Distemper cure the most mccessful o f all remedies for the horses. It s the greatest blood purifier.” Bottle,50.. ind $1.00. Druggists can supply you. or manufacturers. Agents wanted. Send for free book. Spohn Medical Co„ Spec. Con- agious Disea-es, Goshen, Ind. EJ E 1913 SE E D A N N U A L Free on Request 0.H.FE8RY4CO. Detroit. Mich. M exican Mustang L in im e n t FOR RHEUMATISM. I M r*. O liv e H u n tin gton , N orton «, O r e ., » a y « : I I “ I consider your Mexican Mustang Lin-1 I iment the best o f liniments. I have used I l i t for different ailments and it always I I gave satisfactory results. It is especially | I good in cases o f Inflammatory Rheuma- I tisrn and all foems o f lameness." I 2 5 c . 5 0 c . $1 a b o ttle at D ru g & G e n ’ l S to r e s E Painless Dentistry Is ou r pride—ou r hobby—o u r study f o r years and now our success, and ours is the best painless work t o be found anywhere, n o m atter how m uch you pay. C o m p a r e o u r P r ic e s . 3 W e finish plate and I bridge work fo r out- I o f -t o w n patrons ia ■ one day i f desired. I Painless extraction ¡ f r e e when plates o r | bridge work is order- |ed. Consultation free. Eye Water Before or After. "I thought that in the fifteen yeqrs >f my practice of medicine,” said a ihysician, “ I had answered almost ¡very possible ‘fool’ question; but a tew one was sprung on me recently. \ young man came In with an in- lamed eye, for which I prescribed nedicine— to be dropped into the eye :hree times a day. He left the office, Tut returned in a few minutes, poked lis head in the doorway, and asked Shall I drop this In the eye before neals or after?’ "— Everybody’s Mag- izine. _________________ The Rialto. The architect of the famous RIaltC bridge in Venice was Antonio da Pon­ te. The bridge is a single arch, 9C feet in length, and is exceedingly strong and graceful. It is crossed by means of ascending and descending steps, while on the top are two ranges bf shops, dividing the structure Into three parallel streets. If you use Eye Salve use the best. S a l v e is the standard, s reliable and costs no more than infer- or goods that are unknown. Used b Physicians and Oculists, helps where a! a others fail. It is not the T U B E or Bok chat cures, it is the S a l v e that does tho work. Guaranteed by Howard Broo, lnder the Government Food and Drug» Act. Don’t be deceived or misled. Tha inly really antiseptic Eye Salve that hr* leen in the market for years. Sold b - Druggists throughout the known world. _ m ___________ 1 IK. W . A. W IS E , P u tH a r a ria a M m a c s 23 VISAS im S IllH E D IS PORTLAND Plates P a in le s s fc E S T 7 .5 0 E x t r 't i o n . 5 0 M ETHODS A l l w o r k f u ll y g u a r a n t e e d f o r f if t e e n ye a rs. W i s e D e n t a l C o . , me. Painless Dentists F a llln i Building, Third and Washington PORTLAND. 0RS Office H oar,: I A. X . to 5 T. M. Sund»jt. » to 1 Cannot Endure Human Gaze. Wild animals are Irritated by the gaze of man. If you are without arms. It has been found a good plan to pretend not to see the beast at all. He takes the gaze as a challenge. Unwelcome Guest at Funeral. A five foot long snake was the un­ welcome guest at a funeral at Katzil, Will Transform Right and Left Mo­ Victoria, Australia, a few days ago, tion Into Rotary Motion of and Its appearance caused the wildest Other Without Being Seen. confusion and panic amongst the mourners. It was only after great dif­ Probably you know that every ma ficulty that the reptile was killed. The chine, no matter how complicated, funeral service proceded without fur­ simply transforms one kind of motion ther interruption. Into another. The locomotive trans­ ’ ’ BR O M O Q U IN IN E ” forms the straight push of the piston T h a t la L O A n X ly A O T ne I V E B R O M O Q U IN IN E . l o o k rod Into the rotary motion of the driv­ f o r th e s ig n a tu r e o f E . W . G R O V E . U sed the ing wheel. A sewing machine trans­ W o rld o v e r to C u re a C old in O n e D ay. 25c. forms the push of the foot Into the Curious English Custom. rotation of a wheel, and that again Is Every Easter a curious custom Is transformed Into the prick of the observed In rural England, the auc­ needle. Here Is a little machine that any tioneer putting up a field and accept­ boy can make which will transform ing bids only so long as a number ot the right and left motion of one hand boys are running a race over a fixed Into a rotary motion of the other course. The moment the blndermost without his knowing It. says the New boy reaches the goal the hammer falls York Sun. Take a short piece of lath and the meadow Is knocked down to and cut some notches in the edge him who has made the last bid. This with a penknife. Then cut out a having beeu satisfactorily settled, little disk of stiff card, color It If you ! those present sit down to a meal ot like and stick It on the end of the bread, cheese and spring onions.— Lon­ don Tlt-Bi*- lath with a stout pin. Now hold the end that Is further Aluminum in Place of Paper. from the disk with your left hand and Pressed sheets of aluminum are rub a penholder or a round pencil up used for wall covering in place of paper. SIMPLE MACHINE FOR BOYS WHERE DOCTORS FAILED TO HELP Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegeta­ ble Compound Restored Mrs. Green’s Health— Her Own Statement Poor Economy. Covington, Mo. —“ Your medicine has Probably the poorest economy In the world Is to buy things you don’t lone me more good than all the doc­ tor’s medicines. At want In order to make acquaintances everymonthly period you don't need.—Galveston News. I had to stay in bed four days because of Mistakes Must Be Expected, hemorrhages, a n d f Most people go over the same rou­ my back was so weak tine every day. They rise at the same I could hardly walk. hour and lie down at the same hour. I have been -aking In all that space of time between Lydia E. Pinkham’s their rising up and their lying down V e g e t a b l e Com­ they are doing familiar things. Every pound and now I can movement they may make Is one that stay up and do my they made yesterday, and the day be­ work. I think it is fore that. There is no excuse, ap­ the best medicine on earth for women. ” parently, for errors. But every man -M rs. J e n n ie G k e e n , Covington, Mo. who Is familiar with office work, shop H o w M r s . C lin e A v o id e d work or any other form of human en­ O p e r a tio n . deavor knows tnat there is always a Brownsville, I n d .- “ I can say that certain percentage o f mistakes to be Lydia E. Pinkham’ s Vegetable Compound ex p ected ._________________ has done me more good than anything Cannot Eliminate Love. slse. One doctor said I must be opera­ A periodical devoted to the drama ted upon for a serious female trouble pleads for plays based on some emo­ ind that nothing could help me but an tion other than love. The difficulty operation. “ I had hemorrhage* and at times In producing such plays is that every play must have a hero, and In making could not get any me o 'in e to stop them. a hero the playwright, as well as his ( got in such a weak condition that I would audience, almost Inevitably adopts the have died if I had not got relief soon. “ Several women who had taken yont view expressed two thousand years ago by a acrlbe on one of the dead Compound, told me to try it and I did walls of Pompeii: “ He who has never and found it to be the right medicine U build up the systen» and o v e r c o m * loved a woman la not a gentleman. ’ female troubles. “ I am now in great deal better health Mountain Stops Wireless Message It baa been observed repeatedly on than I ever expected to be, so I think t t>oard vessels stationed west of Cape ought to thank you fo r I t ” —Mrs. O. M. Otway (at the southern tip of Aus­ C line , S. Main S t , Brownsville, Ind. tralia) that It was Impossible to com­ municate with veaaels situated-In the P IS O S R L H E D Y w a port of Melbourne. This baa been Essi Owh §jrwp. Tot« Owl U n attributed to the fact that the moun­ la urns- ftoU by D rsgfM i tain which forma the cape contains large quantities of metallic mineral* (Which absorb electric waves. 1 A Simple Machine. and down the potches. You will find that the disk will begin to spin, no matter how steady you try to hold your left hand, which shows that you must be moving it in a small clrcl* or the disk would not spin. SPOTTED DOG AT A BARGAIPi Chauncey Depew Bought Animal from Circus Man, but Neglected to Get Umbrella With It. A WEAK STOMACH Can be quickly strength­ ened— your liver can be made active— your bow­ els will be regular if you will but take HOSTETLER'S STOMACH BITTERS Chauncey M. Depew has a keel sense of humor and loves to tell goof short stories. The following one Is f It has a proven reputa­ fair specimen, which, although not < tion in cases of Poor A p ­ new one, Is very funny: petite, Heartburn, H ead­ "When I was quite a young lady about fourteen years old, my fathei ache, Indigestion, Cos­ lived on an old farm up at Pough tiveness, Colds, Grippe, keepsle. One day I went to town tf Malaria, Fever and Ague see the circus, and while there I saw for the first time one of those spottef coach dogs. 1 bargained for It wltt the owner, and trotted him happll) with my new possession. When mj father saw it his good old Purltar D o you w a n t to b e y o u r ow n dentiat? D o you face fell, and he said sadly: a n t to d o aw ay w ith b ig d en tal b ill« and the ” ’Why, Chauncey, we don’t warn d w tea d o f the d ental chair? D o you w a n t to have any spotted dogs on the farm! II good, sound and beau tifu l teeth ? I f you use Furhi D ental P a ste it jv ill absolutely p r e v e n t d e c a y and would drive the cattle crazy.’ g iv e to the teeth that pearly w h ite a p p ea ra n ce “ I succeeded In obtaining permls and to the iruma the lirm nesa and c olou r o f health. slon to keep him, however. The next T u bes. 50c; la rge tube. $1. day It was raining, and I took the dog out In the woods to try him for s coon. The rain was too much for th* P reserv e the beau ty and y o u th fu l a p p ea ra n ce spots, and when we returned horn* o f the fa c e by th e a p p lication o f F u ch i M assage Cream , w hich feed s the skin, th ereby fillin g ou t and they had disappeared. I hastened tc p r e v e n tin g w rin k les and d e s tr o y in g blackheads, town and hunted up the man who and g iv es the skin the blush and g lo w o f youth. T h e m arvelou s com p lex ion o f the h igh cla ss O ri­ had sold him to me. entals, w h ich has been a m y stery to E u rop ean s, is “ ‘Look at the dog. said I; ‘his spots d u e to th e use o f p rep a ra tion s m ade fro m this re­ ceip t. P u t up in glass. 91. have all washed off.' T h is is the first tim e th e a b ove-m en tion ed p r e ­ '“ Great guns, b oy !’ exclaimed the paration s h ave been offered fo r sale in A m erica. dealer, ‘there was an umbrella went A lim ited s u p p ly is to be had by a d d ressin g with that dog Didn’t you get.lt?’ ’’ «B ra n ch ) fUCMI LABORATORIES DENTIST YOUTH iS2 BEAUTY Suite 9 , 3 4 2 Vi W a s h in g to n S i., GREAT STRENGTH OF SNAILS P. 0. Poser Order prtferrei P o r t la n d , O r e g o n Hitched to Toy Wagon by Harnett Made of Twine They W ill Pull Weight of One Pound. Take s pair of snails, and Im­ provise a form of harness out of fine twine or thread. To this attach a toy wagon or model lorry. On thl* in turn place a number of welgbta, FOR SICK COWS Athletic Snail*. and when the analls start moving you will see. to your great aurprtae, that they can pull after them a weight conalderably nearer a pound than yoe ever had any Idea of. The Snow. N«w f,ll«n snow la often white, But true It Is. alack! That snow that falls In etty Ia unite as often black. Healthy cows give more milk, mske richer batter, and require leaa cart. KOW KURI ia a cow m edicine, not a food. It regalatea tbe digestive end generstive orgsne end tone« up the entire system. A positive care end preven­ tive for LOST APPETITE, BARRENNESS, ABORTION, SCOURS, MILK FEVER, and all other ailm entsthst ssp the strength of milking cow». Thou sard« of profitable herds owe their health to KOW KURE* Be sure to tend for ©*r valuable free book, "M ore Money Prom Your C ow t.” DAIRY ASSOCIATION CO, MFRS. Lyndoovllle, VL, U. S. A. PUTNAM The Coughs of Children They may not cough today, but what about tom orrow? Better b e prepared f o r It when it comes. Ask your doctor about keeping Ayer's Cherry Pectoral in the house. Then when the hard cold or cough first appears you have a doctor’s medicine at hand. Th is c o u g h m e d i c i n e is especially g ood for children. N o anodynes. N o alcohol. Many • child is called dull and stupid when the whole trouble is due to a lazy liver. We firmly believe your own doc­ tor will tell you that an occasional doae of Ayer’ a Pills, sugar-coated, will do tuck children a great deal of good. Ask him. Mart* h . tha J. O. AV ER CO . L o w » ll. X a n AMERICAN STUMP PULLER I AM A R EAL S T U M P P U LLE R Will pull them all, large and small, and pile them just like a 100-H. P. DONKEY ENGINE. Will clear TWO acres to the Donkey’s one, using less or no powder at all. Am operated by one horse and one man. Write and find out why you should know about the AMERICAN STUMP PULLER. THINK THIS OVER; Stump land does not pay TAXES, but when cleared it pays everything. This Machine is guaranteed to stand wear and tear and pull your stumps, or no pay. Address AMERICAN MACHINE WORKS. INC. B. F-3ELVAGE. A|t., 410 Lumber Eidunfe. Portland. Or. 2012 15TH AVE. WEST, SEATTLE, WAS«. W . L. D O U G L A S SHOES * 2.25 * 2.50 * 3.00 * 3.50 P e t t i t ’ s E y e Extenuating Circumstances. The Judge told the lawyer to stanF ip. “ While your contempt o f court RMolarCrowns $ 5 . 0 0 was clearly expressed.” he said, "1 122k Bridff, T . . t h 4 - 0 0 im going to give you the benefit of ex- ■ Gold rilling. 1 .0 0 .enuatlng circumstances. In all my 1 Enamel Fillings 1.00 ifflclsl connection with you I have 5 Silver Fi. .ngs .5 0 lever heard you use the expression ■ Good Rubber _ 1 Plates 5 .0 0 lota of proof.’ Discharged.” ¡Best Red Rubber .. i _ C o a s tin g , c o a s t in g d o w n th e hill. W h e n th e e v e n in g ’ s n ice a n d s till. W h e n th e m o o n s h in e s in th e s k y . A nd th e c o a s te r s s h o u t a n d c r y . A t th e ir p la y , a n d s n o w is d eep . W ith an in clin e s m o o t h a n d s te e p ; W h e n th e sle d s a n d o ld “ b o b s ” g o L ik e g r e a s e d lig h t n in g o ’ e r th e s n o w . T h e n it is th a t fu n is h a d , B y th e little la ss a n d lad. A h, w e k n o w th e ir j o y . fo r , lo ! W e w e r e ch ild r e n —lo n g a g o ! Unpopular Hygiene. Governors and Their Salaries. Having received a hygienic educa­ 1» Alabama a futile effort has Just tion, the new partner in the bakery been made to raise the salary of the strongly recommended a paper wrap­ governor from )5,000 to $7,500. Ala­ bama Is one of the 16 states that pay p e r for every loaf of bread delivered. "No their governors $5,000 a year. There The old partner demurred. good,” he said. "People won’t stand are three states that pay only $4.500. There are seven In which the salary for It. We tried that once and the Is $4,000 and eight, that pay $3,000. paper got so dirty before the bread Wyoming. Vermoni and Nebraska was ready for delivery that every­ think that $2.500 Is enough for a gov­ body canceled their orders.” ernor. There are 13 states that pay T R Y B A L L BLUING. salaries higher than $5.000. the range being from $6.000 to $12,000. Only The housewife’» friend on wash- one state, Illinois, pays the latter | day. Large package 10 cents Blue amount. Five states. Including New ; that Is all blue. Once RED CROSS York, pay $10.000 each. Alabama Is | BALL BLUE 1 b tried, all others are one of the leading commonwealths In | discarded. There is a reason: Liquid bluing the $5,000 group. Colorado. Florida. is a weak solution of colored water, Oregon and Idaho are others In this while Ball Bluing is solid blue, clear group. The governors of Alaska and through. Price, 10 cents. ALL GRO­ Hawaii, both appointive, get $5.000 a CERS. _________________ year each, while the governor of Porto Device for Securing Quiet. Rico gets $8,000. To give quiet to dwellers In noisy streets an English builder has simply T R Y M U R IN E E Y E R E M E D Y for Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes used windows with double glazing. In andGranulatedEyelids. Murine Doesn't sick rooms, lecture rooms and others Smart— Soothes Eye Pain. Druggists the sound of street cars and the rum­ Sell Murine Eye Remedy, Liquid. 25c. ble of wagons were greatly diminished 50c, $1.00. Murine Eye Salve in and the sound of voices was made lm- Aseptic Tubes, 25c. $1.00. Eye Books perceptlble. and Eye Advice Free by Mail. Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago. »400 & * 5.00 For MEN, WOMEN and BOYS THE ST AN DA RD OT QUALITY FOR O V ER 30 Y E A R S THE NEXT TIME YOU NEED SHOES ive W. L. Douglas shoes a trial. W. L. ouglas name stamped on a shoe guar­ antees superior quality and more value for the money than other makes. His name and price stamped on the bottom protects the wearer against high prices and inferior shoes. Insist upon having the genuine W. L, Douglas shoes. Take nO S u bstitu te. irTOiir<1*»lrr'-«nnotsilpplT W .I.D o n g lft, shop«, write W. UDoufrlna, Brockton, M ash -, for catalog. Shoes sent everywhere delivery charges prepaid. F a st C olor K y e le ta used. KILLS GOPHERS SAGE RATS SQUIRRELS AND PRAIRIE DOGS R E Q U IR E S NO M IX IN G OR PREPARATION. ALWAYS READY FOR U S fi WHEN YOU Bt/y, DEMAND THEOESr. GET THE WOOOIAHH BRAN 6 ’ MONEY BACK IF HOT AS CLAIMED CLARKE,WOODWARD DRUG CO. P o r t l a n d , Oftt. Cotton Manufacture. The cotton manufacture was In­ troduced Into Europe by tbe Arabs. Abdurahman III., about tbe year 930, caused It to be commenced In Spain, from which country It spread slowly to other European lands. He also established extensive manufactures of ■ilk and leather, and interested him­ self much In the culture of the silk­ worm. The Arabs were also the au­ thors of the art of printing calicoes by wooden blocks, a great improve­ ment on tbe old operation of paint­ ing by band. The Deadly Pipe. Personally we do not like the Bight of dlatress, but we think we would rather enjoy seeing what would hap­ pen to a germ that tackled the kind of man who smokes a short black pipe.—Oalveston News. M o t h e r , w il l fin d M r*. W l n ,l o w * , S o o t h i n g S y r u p t h e b e s t r e m e ilr t o u m l o t t h e i r c h U d i e o l u r i n g t h e t e e t h in g p e r io d . A lw a y s Sore thrust is no trifling ailment. It will sometimes carry in lection to the en­ tire system through the o-d vou eat. liumlin. Wizard Oil ure-i Sore Throat. Paid Proportionate Share. A poor fellow having with difficulty procured an audience of the duke of Newcastle, told hie grace be only came to solicit him for something to­ wards a support, and as they were of the same family, both being descend­ ed from Adam, hoped he should not be refused. “ Surely not," said tbe duke, “ surely not—there la a penny tor you, and If all tbP rest of your relations will give You as much you’ll be a richer man that! I am.” in Dem and. No age has ever been so plentifully supplied with great minds that an y ot ’em went Jobleaa.—John A. Hour- land. Yw» ¡'if ALBERS BROS. ; III DAIRY FEED' ¿EST AND CHEAPEST’ lili. Ask your dealer for it. I f he dose not handle it drop us a poetai card and we will furnish you the name o f a dealer who does ALBERS BROS: !•:;MILLING CO.;ii| P IL E S C U R E D IN « TO U D A Y S Y o u r d n iM r ia t w ill refu n d m on ey i f P A Z O O I N T ­ M E N T fa il« t o c u r e a n y c a s e o f Itch in g , Blind. B la ed in * o r P r o tr u d in g P iles in 6 to 14 d a y s . SOe. ¡PORTLAND, OREGON, .'L Perfected Alarm Indicator. A new alarm indicator for firemen twitches on an Incandeecent light at ■ point on a map corresponding with the place from which the alarm la set No 10 —'IS W H I N wrttlag to ” U— tfcle to tor E 3 FADELESS Color more grata brighter end faster colors than any other dye. One lOc package colon colors silk, wocl and cotton equally \ ------- — -------- — me for bee 1 Quincy, r