Farm ers and M erchants
\^ r ite us fo r our cash offer on your
F arm and D airy Produce.
I f we
■don’t handle it will re f e r you to re-
hable buyer. P E A R S 0 N . p AGE CQ
P o rtla n d , O regon.
B rR T O U - Away e r a m Cllomiat,
Colorado, .. S pecim en price«: Gold,
4llv«r. L e ad M G old, ¿ l ite r . 75e; G old toe: Zm o
>r Copper. *1. Mai lin a envelopes a <i fu ll price liai
tent o u ap p lic a tio n . C ontrol and C m pire w ork«»
atfcitod. R eference: C arbonate N atio n al R ank.
On Farming.
"F a th e r,” asked Jch u n y , “w h at is
tn e difference betw een farm in g and
a g ric u ltu re ? ” “ Well, my son;
for
farm in g you need a plow and a h a r­
row and o th e r im plem ents, and for
a g ric u ltu re all you need is a pencil
and a piece o f p ap er."—B altim ore
Sun.
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o m e t h in g
it t l e
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Yourself
O n es
VARD E.
n ° Lead
¿ v. lie.
WEBER STAMPS J » f 32Sj“V22=
tn d R ibt on B adges. Good Gotxls, Q uick S ervice.
Send lo r c o m p lete C atalo g u e No. 26. Acme S tarnn
A'orka. 1015 A S t., 1 aconta. W ash.
DIRIGIBLE SLED IS NOVELTY
H ood’s
Sarsaparilla
Acts directly and peculiarly
on the blood; purifies, enriches
and revitalizes it, and in this
way builds up the whole sys­
tem. Take it. Get it today.
Boy’s Ordinary Sled May Also Be
Combined W ith Handcar to Make
Motor— Should be Low.
(B y J . A
B E R G S T R O M , In t h e S e te n tlf U . 1
A m e r ic a n .)
The
accom panying
Illu stra tio n s
show how an o rd in a ry sled m ay be
converted Into a dirig ib le sled, and
how It may be com bined w ith a boy's ,
hand c a r to m ake a m otor sled.
W a n te d — M e n end W om en
U n like th e o rd in a ry sled, th a t is ,
l o te a m b a r b e r tra d e . Tools free. W ag^a w hile
In usual liquid form or in chocolate steered by digging in th e h eels, o r!
e a rn in g .
P o sitio n s g u a ra n te e d .
In te rn a -io n a l
coated tablets called S a r s a t a b s .
d ragging the feet in th e snow , from
B erb e r F choo,. 429 E. 6th S i.. Los A n g ele s, C a t
one fid e to th e o th er, th ere b y check- I
lng th e speed of th e sled, th e sled
O r h e a r t tro u b le ; w ish to
Revolutionary General's Uniform.
see th e ca se I c a n ’t c u re .
A C ontinental uniform m ore th a n h ere show n has flexible ru n n e rs,
N o D ru g s.
DR. DOUGLAS, D. C.
100 y ears old, which w as once th e w hich may be cu rv ed to one sid e o r
3 3 8 U nion A v e n u e N ., P o r tla n d , O r.
pro p erty of G eneral C h ristie of Revo­ th e o th e r by a ste e rin g bar, cau sin g
lu tio n ary w ar fam e, w as one of th e th e ru n n e rs to follow sm oothly in th e
In te re stin g relics of th e e s ta te of the curving tra c k s T h e sled should be
la te M arg aret C. B enjam in of Ithaca, built low and n arro w , and th e run
W f p X rivplv nav *h" hi h “ ,t
m a rk e t p ric e ,, a . w e a re rnanu- N. Y. T he uniform is of w h ite broad­
f a c u r e r , anti ' ilercfi r ru n pay cloth, w ith silk and sa tin w aist, knee
t i e r th a n tiealcra.
S end for
"TILS" ^
fn -r p r w iat am i s h ip p in g tat?, breeches and satin stockings.
Machinery
, S eco n d -H an d M achin­
ery b o u g h t, sold and
^
e x c h a n g e d : e n g in e s ,
t oiler . raw m illa . e tc . T h e J . E. M artin Co.. 76 la t
?t.. P o rtla n d . S end fo r S to ck l ist and prices.
ASTHM A
Back to health by as­
sisting the stomach in
its work of digestion
a n d assimilation — by
keeping the liver active
and the bowels open.
F o r t h i s p a rtic u la r
work there is nothing
quite so good as
HOSTETTER'S
STOMACH BITTERS
Cird M usic?. E a h !
I ■ t s Ctn the Ko;t g 'n s r before h l 3
rr. a can-.rer sipped a t'n cup of
cc.Trr : ji . v ! listf-Red to th e birds.
’ You'll th in k from all tills pure mel-
a iy .” he s c d . “th a t birds w ere musl-
?ai— H i t like the Xew York critics,
:! ■ v loved the best and only the best.
Hut. as a m a tte r of fact, they have a
degraded ta s te . The th ru sh and the
ark a re as w rong in th e ir m usical
•decs t*s Puccini and L eoneavalla are
said to be.
"I have tested the th ru sh . I have
i° t him- to learn in g th e notes of the
V rlg h tirg a ie . R ut he d o esn 't care for
the n ig h tin g a le s divine music.
He
will have h o n e of it. The sp a rro w ’s
ugly tw itte r, on th e o th e r hand, he
m asters w ith delight.
“T he finch and the m ockingbird a re
the sam e. T hey w on’t learn fine m u­
sic, the m usic of R eethoven or Chopin
ar W agner, but they tak e to rag tim e
and jig s like a ptg to hog-wash.
“H ark to th a t b u rst of melody from
the pine copse! You’d th in k the sing­
ers .nspired. B ut If th ru sh o r lark
ar m ockingbird w ent to New York,
the c ritics would say th e ir m usic was
as ro tte n as th a t of T h ais of Tosca.
U np ro n iacic opurt.
“ Possum s a re a b u n d a n t around
W attsboro,” say^ th e L u en en b u rg T rib
une, “b u t a m an in th a t neighbor-
. hood w ent out hu n tin g th e o th e r night,
and a fte r his dogs got a fte r som e­
th in g he cut down tw o tre e s and
finally ran his own c a t into th e dining­
room a t his own hom e.’’
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Society Friends.
M rs. Gossip— How does it com e
th a t Mrs. N ew rich invited you to h er
p a rty ? I th o u g h t you w ere enem ies.
Mrs. S harp— We are, b u t she th o u g h t
I had nothing fit to w ear and w an ted
to m ake m e feel had.
MEXICAN
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I G . M . N o rth ro p , B ia b e e , A rix ., w rit« « :
“ I h a v e b een u s in g M e x ic a n M u s t a n g L in - I
im e n t fo r a s p r a in e d fo o t w ith g r e a t resu lt* .
I t ' s a n a w fu l fine re m e d y fo r s u c h a ilm e n ts .”
I t penetrates quickly . rem ovesall inflam­
m ation and reduces the swelling.
| 2 5 c . 5 0 c . $1 a b o ttle a t D ru g & G e n ’l S to re « |
Painless Dentistry
Is o u r p rid e—o u r hobby—o u r «tudy fo r year« »nd
cow o u r success, a n d our« i» th e b».st painless work
to be found anyw here, n o m a tte r how m uch you
pay. C o m p a r e o u r P rices*
-------V We fin ish plato and
briuL-o work fo r out-
o f-to w n natron« iu
ne <*ay if desirsd.
sin le ss « ifra c tio n
fre e w hen p'atos or
bridge work is o rd er
©d. Consultation free.
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MolarCrowns $ 5 . 0 0
22k Bridge T e e tl.4 .0 0
. - A Gold ra fa f»
1 .0 0
Ik*»' J Enamel Filling* 1 . 0 0
Silver Fillings
.5 0
lood Rubber
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can receive prom pt tr e a t­
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T w enty y ears' experience back ot
RED CROSS BALL BLUE.
E very
housew ife th a t uses it will have no
other. It is th e only blue th a t is
all blue.
Liquid bluing is discarded forever
a fte r RED CROSS BALL BLUE is
tried. M akes clothes clea r and white.
L arge package 10 cents.
AT ALL
GROCERS._________________
Evils of U nderw ear.
An Ohio citizen, eighty y e a rs old,
claim s th a t he n ev er has w orn any
un d erw ear. Many a citizen of A frica
h as done th e sam e th in g and y et failed
to g e t his nam e in th e p ap ers.
If you use Eye Salve use th e best.
P e t t it ’ s E ye S alve is the standard,
is reliable and costs no more than infer-
ior goods th a t are unknown. Used b\
Physician-; and O culists, helps w here all
o th ers fail. It is not the T ube or Box
th a t cures, it is th e S alve th a t does the
w ork. G uaranteed by H ow ard Bros,
under th e G overnm ent Food and D rugs
A ct. D o n 't be deceived or misled. The
ouly really an tisep tic Eye Salve th a t has
been in th e m a rk e t for years. Sold bv
D ru g g ists th ro u g h o u t the known world.
China’s Long W aterway.
C hina h as th e longest can al in th e
world—th e G rand. It is th e lon g est
certified w aterw ay, and goes from
T un g tu to H angchoo, a d ista n c e of 600
miles.
Cleanses th e System
effectually; D ispels
colds and Headaches;
due to constipation.
Best for men, women
and c h ild re n ; younq
and old.
To qet its B en eficial
effects.always note the
name of th e Company,
C alifornia F ig S yrup ( o .
plainly printed on the
front of every packaqe
of the Genuine
DENTIST
Do you w a n t to be y o u r ow n d e n tis t?
Do you
w a n t to do aw ay w ith b ig d e n ta l bills an d th e
d re a d o f th e d e n ta l ch air? Do you w a n t to h av e
good, sound and b e a u tifu l te e th ? I f you u s e F u ch i
D ental P a s te it w ill ab so lu tely p r e v e n t d ec ay and
g iv e to th e te e th th a t p e a rly w h ite a p p e a ra n c e
and to th e g u m s th e firm n ess an d co lo u r o f h e a lth .
T ubes. 50c; la rg e tu b e . $1.
YOUTH *2 BEAUTY
P re s e rv e th e b e a u ty and y o u th fu l a p p e a ra n c e
of th e face by th e ap p lic a tio n o f F u ch i M assage
C ream , w hich feeds th e sk in , th e re b y fillin g o u t and
p re v e n tin g w rin k le * an d d e s tro y in g b la ck h ead s,
an d giv es th e skin th e b lu sh an d glow o f y o u th .
T h e m arvelou* com plex io n o f th e h ig h clans O ri­
e n ta ls . w h ich h as been a m y s te ry to E u ro p e a n s, is
d u e to th e use o f p re p a r a tio n s m a d e fro m th is re ­
c e ip t. P u t op in glass. SI.
T h is is th e first tim e th e ab o v e -m en tio n ed p r e ­
p a ra tio n s h av e been o ffered fo r sa le in A m erica.
A lim ited su p p ly ia to be h ad by a d d re s s in g
'B ra n c h )
fUCHI LABORATORIES
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th e C h in « - dnrtor.
JPrv onoe m ore if you have bee* doctoring w ith
'tfli* o ne and th a t one and have not
S n e n t re lie f. L e t th is orr-et n a tu re healer■di*«-
no«o vour case and prescribe som e remedy’wr.nw
actio n i* q a trk , «ore and «afe. 5
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a le com pounded f n r n Beat«. Herb«. * u d . and
Berk* th a t h a re been g ath ered ^ m ererw
te r of th e « M e .T h e eecrwta
a te n o t know * to th e outside world, tu t
bee*
h anded down fm m fa th e r to «on 1* th e physicians
faaniliss i* China.
CO N SU LTA TIO N F R E E .
I f you live o at of town and <**■
aym ptom blank a n d c irc u la r, enclosing 4 cents In
•tamp«.
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n a a <*-«•«-
Ordinary Girl's Sled.
n e rs should ex ten d well fo rw ard an d
re a rw a rd , which will m aterially add to
th e speed of th e sled w hen c o astin g
dow n a hill.
Fig 1 show s an o rd in a ry g irl’s sled,
w hich is m ade into a flexible o r d irig i­
ble sled. T h e top p a rt of th e ru n n e rs,
Selfishness Universal.
show n in d otted lines, is c u t off on
A K an sas City judge announces a s
a level w ith th e s e a t and th e e n d s a re an o rig in al discovery th a t selfishness
fa sten ed to g e th e r w ith a tra n s v e rs e is th e chief cau se of divorce. Of
b ar a. m ade of iro n o r wood. F rom course it is. It is also th e c a u se of
th is b ar, and fa ste n e d th e re to , a re m ost of th e o th e r tro u b les of h u m an ­
! b a rs b, one on each side of th e s e a t ity. E lim in ate selfishness from th e
and p ara lle l th e re w ith . T h e se b a rs n a tu re of m an an d th e m illennium
j a re fa ste n e d to all th e s ta n d a rd s of w ould be w ith u s .__________
th e sled. On th e fro n t b ar is fa ste n e d
Double Rigged.
a ste e rin g lev er c, w hich is fulcrum ed
T h e m ost m odern ty p e w rite rs a re
by th e rearw ard ly -ex ten d in g a rm s d
rigged for billing—and som e of th em
to th e fro n t p a rt of th e s e a t of th e
for cooing.—P h ilad elp h ia R ecord.
sled. It is now e v id e n t th a t w hen th e
o p e ra to r w ishes to ste e r to th e rig h t,
New Invention for Coin Purse.
he p re sse s th e lev er w ith th e le ft foot,
K eeping the flap closed by a ru b ­
and vice versa. As th e ste e rin g le v e r b er cord, a W ashington inventoi
is th u s moved, it will be noticed th a t claim s to have devised a coin purse
it m oves th e tra n sv e rs e b a r to one th a t is safer th a n th e usual form s.
side o r th e o th e r, th e re b y c u rv in g th e
ru n n e rs in th e sam e directio n , w hich
w ill th e n follow
sm oothly in th e
cu rv ed tra c k s.
^
It will be n o ticed from th e plan
view . Fig. 2, th a t th e e n d s ta n d a rd is
bolted to th e s e a t of th e sled, an d
th a t th e o th e r tw o sta n d a rd s a re not,
so a s to allow a free m o v em en t of th e
ru n n e rs when o p e ra te d upon by th e
H ow Mrs. Reed of Peoria, 111.,
s te e rin g lever.
Escaped The Sur­
Two pieces of wood should be fa s t­
ened u n d er th e se a t, a sh o rt d ista n c e
geon’s Knife,
e a c h side of th e fo rw ard sta n d a rd , to
allow fo r side m ovem ent.
T h e old iron shoes on th e wood ru n ­
P eoria, HI.—“ I w ish to le t every one
n e rs should be ta k e n off an d cu rv ed know w h a tL y d ia E .P in k h a fn ’sV egetable
Compound has done
o r hollowed a s show n in Fig 4. or m ay I
fo rm e . F o rtw o y e a rs
be replaced by new ones
By refer- j
I suffered. The doc­
rin g to Fig. 2, it will be seen how th is !
to r said I had a tu m o r
cu rv in g of th e shoe m ay be accom -
and th e only rem edy
w a s t h e su rg eo n ’s
k n ife.
My m o th er
b o u g h t m e Lydia E.
P in k h am ’a V eg eta­
ble Compound, and
today I am a well and
h ealth y w om an. F o r
m o n t h s I suffered
from inflam m ation, and your S an ativ e
W ash relieved me. I am glad to tell
anyone w h at your m edicines have done
fo r me. You can use my testim onial in
any w ay you w ish, and I will be glad
to an sw er le tte r s .” — Mrs. C h r i s t i n a
A Dirigible Sled.
R e e d , 105 Mound S t., P eoria, 111.
plished. A shallow groove is m ad e in
M rs. L y n c h A lso A v o id e d
a block of h ard wood, o v er w hich th e
O p e ra tio n .
th in ste e l shoe is placed. A s h o rt
Jessu p , Pa. —" A f t e r th e b irth o f m y
piece of round iron is laid on th e sh o e fo u rth child, I had sev ere organic inflam­
to p ; th e la tte r is th e n h am m ered in ­ m ation. I would hav e such te rrib le pains
to th e groove, a ssu m in g th e hollow ed th a t it did not seem as though I could
o r concave form .
stand it. This k e p t up fo r th ree long
R ivet th e shoe on th e ru n n er, w hich m onths, u n til tw o doctors decided th a t
should be hollow ed o u t a little to fit. an operation w as needed.
T h e o b ject of th e concave form of ru n ­
" T h e n one of m y frien d s recom m ended
n e rs is th e sam e a s th a t of hollow Lydia E. P in k h am ’s V eg etab le Com­
ground sk ates. T h e o u tsid e edges pound and a fte r ta k in g it fo r tw o m onths
have a tendency to dig in to th e ice I w as a w ell w o m an .’’—M rs. JOSEPH A .
o r snow, and keep th e sled in Its L ynch , Jessup, Pa.
course, or in "th e sam e r u t ; ” b u t w hen
W om en w ho suffer from fem ale ills
th ro w n out of line w ith th e s te e rin g should tr y L ydia E . P in k h am ’s V eg eta­
lever, they seem to ta k e hold o f th e ble Compound, one o f the m ost success­
snow an d ch an g e th e codrse of th e ful rem edies th e w orld has ever know n,
■led
before su b m ittin g to a surgical opera*
tiOD.
W hat Is th e A nsw er?
W hy m ight you be justified in
p icking th e p o ck ets of a p h o to g ra ­
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p h er?
B ecau se he h a s p ic tu re s (picked
¡
m
y o u rs).
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W hich of th e p la n e ts h as th e m ost
D A IR Y FEED !
j specie?
T he m o o n ;. b e c a u se he is c o n sta n t­
ly c h an g in g q u a rte rs.
J ; J,
• • • J •
W hen does a c a te rp illa r im prove in
b eh av io r?
A sk your d ealer fo r it. I f he does
W hen he tu rn s o v er a new leaf.
n o t handle it drop us a postal dard
W hy should a quill pen n e v e r be
and we will fu rn ish you th e nam e of
a d eale r who does
used in Inditing s e c re t m a tte rs?
B ecause it is a p t to split.
W h a t tra d e does th e sun re g u la rly
follow ?
A LB ER S BROS:
T h o se of a ta n n e r and a p o rtra it
!!••
0
p ain te r.
W hy is a coachm an lik e th e
j,
clouds?
B ecause he holds th e reins.
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A f l- r T a k in c .
W ill m a k r you a fe -p b e t t- r . - a t b - t t - r , b t -
emu— th - y r-b u ild y o u r b re A -n -d o w . n—r — .
A c t on th * k id n -y a a n d s i» « p e r m a n e n t r-lw-f
fo r k m ck arb - a n d all b la d d e r tro u b le -
Sold
only by Ore m i n t D R l « C O .. ZM B . r .
aide SC. Car. F irtk . P o rt la n d . Ora« » » . 2 Sc a
b a t . S Wataa f t .0 0 . by m i l . p « t a c - paid
Hen Laid Chickens.
"Oh, m a m m a !” exclaim ed little
three-year-old M argie, ru n n in g Into
the bouee g re a tly excited. "W h a t do
you think?
T he old speckled ben
baa laid a nestful of little chickens!"
T o B r c d l in N ew S h o e s .
A lw ays s h a k e 111 A lie n ’*- Foot-E ase, a p o w d e r.
t c u re s h o t, s w e a tin g , s e llin g , sw o lle n te e t
u re s c o rn s , in tro w in g n a i l , a n d b u n io n s. Al
.1] ilri-x g is ts a n d shoe s to re s, 'Joe. D ont a c c e p t
u y s u b a titu te . S am p le m a ile d FU E L. A ddress
tlle u S. o lm .tc d , Le Kov, N. Y.
Those Bird Men.
C ountry Cousin— Blam ed
if this
a in ’t th e fu st tim e I ev er savt fire
flies w hen they was snow on the
ground. C ity R elative— T hose ar«
not fireflies. They a re cig a re tte butt*
falling from the aero p lan es.—Puck.
RAW FURS
U" I ,r ., ftp , va n • for y o u r skins.
> ’ll Unarar i o. th e R eliable
•■’tl trie r« >0.“ v 7th Si., fart'tuid. tir,
His Security.
W hen E ts j n Folsom asked Squire
Lane to lend him f2i)0 to Invest In
th at dry good business, the squire
iryly inquired what Mr. Folsom had
.0 offer him in the way of security.
"S ecu rity ?" arid Eben, with an a!r
Df Injured dignity. “ W ell, squire. I’ll
tell you w hat I have to otf>r: T h ree
solid silv er teaspoons, a handsom e
brass w arm ing-pan, a p air o’ decal-
comany vases, large size, and the m a­
terial for as much as th ree fe ath er
beds, If not four, rig h t on the backs o’
my flock o’ geese, and five Plym outh
Rock hens.
“You can call 'em all yours till I
pay th e m oney back, an ' I'll tak e c are
jf ’em fre e of charge. I don’t know
what anybody could w ant m ore'n th a t
or se c u rity .”—Y outh’s Companion.
FOR COUCHS AND COLDS
We have had seventy years
of experience with Ayer’s
Cherry P e c to r a l. T h i s
makes us have great confi­
dence in it for coughs, colds,
bronchitis, weak throats, and
weak lungs. W e want you
to have confidence in it, as
well. Ask your own doctor
what experience he has had
with it. He knows. Keep
in close touch with him.
O ne of A yer’s Pills at bedtime will cause
an increased flow of bile and produce ■
gentle laxative effect the day following.
Form ula on each box. Show it to youf
doctor. He will understand at a glance.
D ose, one piR at bedtim e, just one.
X « d - b j t h . J . o . A T X a CO., L o w -U . M u a .
Ornamental Second Husband.
”1 look on a second husband as ft
good d e ss e rt a fte r a fine d in n er and ft
When Your Eyes Need Care T y Murine Eye Remedy woman o u g h ter swallow one when of­
Vo S m a r t in g ’— F e e l s F in e — A c ts Q u ic k ly . T r y fered w ithout no mincing.
Of c o u rs e
t f o r R e d , W e a k , W a te r y E y e s a n d U r a t a l -
a t e d E y e lid s . I l l u s t r a t e d B o o k In e a c h P a c k * th e re n ever w as such a m an as Mr.
ig e . M u r in e is c o m p o u n d e d b y o u r O c u li s t s S atterw h lte, but he was alw ays m ighty
— n o t a “ P a t e n t M e d ic in e ’’— b u t u s e d In s u c ­
c e ss fu l P h y s i c i a n s ’ P r a c t i c e f o r m a n y y e a r s . busy, w hile C al R ucker is a real pleas­
Vow d e d i c a te d to t h e p u b li c a n d s o ld b y ure to me, a-settlng around the hous«
D r u g g is ts a t 26c a n d 50c p e r B o ttle . M u r in e
E ye S a lv e i n A s e p tic T u b e s , !i5c a n d 60c. on account of his soft co n stitution.
M u rin e E y e R e m e d y C o ., C h ic a g o Mr. S a tterw h lte, I’m th an k fu l to say,
left me so well provided for th a t I
N ovelty Brings Profits.
can afford Mr. R ucker a s a kind of
A New York grocer has com bined o rn am en t.”— M arla Thom pson D aviess
an a d v ertisin g novelty and a source In “Rose of Old H arp eth .”
of profit in a b u tte r churn, w hich is
Possible to Be Too Busy.
in alm o st co n stan t op eratio n In his
A ce rta in business m an w as bo very
store. T h e churn is.d riv en by a sm all
electric m o to r and th e schem e Is to busy th a t he could not see anybody
sell a p atro n a q u an tity of cream and who called. Among ’em w as a good
then, for a sm all charge, ch u rn It Into custom er, who w ent elsew here.—Jo h n
b u tter. T h e operation tak es b u t a A. Howland.
few m inutes.
T h e C h ic a g o fire co u ld h a v e been p i e
v en ted w i t h o n e pail o f water , h u t tin
w a te r was n o t h a n d y .
K e e p a ho tl ■ o
H a m l i n s W i z a r d Oil h a n d y a n d pr oven
th e fiery p a i n s o f inti iiiniat on.
Carried Off Dickens Debris.
E verybody knew D ickens. He could
not dine in public w ithout a ttra c tin g '
atten tio n . W hen he left the dining- !
room, his ad m irers would descend
upon his ta b le and carry off eggshells,
orange peels and o th e r things th a t
rem ained behind, so th a t they m ig h t
have m em orials of th is g re a t and
much loved w riter.—M unsey's.
M o th e r s w ill f in d M rs. W in s lo w 's S o o th in g
Byrup the b est rem edy to use for th eir ehiMrfea
lu r in g i^.e teeth in g period.
Can’t Get Away From Them.
“T he proof of the pudding is in the
eatin g ; you c an ’t g et aw ay from
th a t,” say s an a d v e rtise m e n t
And
th e M an h attan M ercury ad d s: “T here
are a lot m ore equally trite b its ol
wisdom th a t it seem s Im possible to
get aw ay from .”—K ansas City S ta r
TO C U R E A COLD IN O N E DAY
T a k e L A X A T IV E B R O M O tlu in in o T a b le ts .
D r u m tls ta r e f u n d m oney i f i t fail.« to c u re . E . VV.
G R O V E ’S s iir n a tu r e la o n e a c h b o x . 25c.
M ixture of Fam ily N ames.
T h is is a good exam ple of w hat is
a comm on phenom ena in th e polyglot
B alkans: A man nam ed Pave!—th a t
Is, P aul—had five sons; one se ttled in
A thens, culled him self Pavopoulo, th e
G reek form of Paulson; th e second
w ent to B elgrade and called him self
Pavlovich; th e th ird in Sofia called
him self Pavloff; the fourth m ade his
hom e in B ucharest under the nam e
Paviescu, w hile the youngest se t up
in b u sin ess In C onstantinople, assu m ­
ing th e T u rk ish form of Pavloglu.
Chsst
F a in s
a n d S p r a in s
S lo an ’s L in im en t is a n ex­
cellent rem edy fo r c h e st an d
th ro a t affections. I t quickly
reliev es co n g estio n a n d in­
flam m ation. A few d ro p s
in w ater u sed as a g arg le is
a n tise p tic a n d healing.
H e ra ’s P r o o f
I have used Sloan’s Liniment for
years and can testify to its wonderful
efficiency. I have used it for sore throat,
croup, lame back and rheum atism and
in every ca^e it gave instant relief.”
R E B E C C A J A N E ISA A C S,
Lucy, K entucky.
u
SLOANS
LINIMENT
is ex cellen t for sp ra in s and
b ru ises. It sto p s th e pain
a t o n ce a n d red u ces sw ell­
in g very quickly.
S old by all dealers.
W o o , 2 B c . , B O o ., $ 1 .0 0
Sloan's
Treatise
on the
Horse
sent freí.
P I L E S C U R ED IN S TO 14 DAYS
Y o u r d n ifrffk it w ill re fu n d m o n e y if P A Z O O IN T -
M E N T fail« t c c u r e a n y cane o f I tc h in g , B lin d ,
B le ed in g o r P r o tr u d in g P ile s in 6 to 14 d ay s. 60c.
Kansas Schoolgirl's Choice of Ways.
One day last w rek tw o little girls
In P arso n s w ere h u rry in g to school
and w ere afraid they would be tard y .
One little girl said: “ L et's kneel rig h t
down and pray th a t we won’t be
tardy.” "Oh, no,” said th e o th er,
"le t's hike on to school and pray w hile
we’re h ik in ’.”— P arsons Sun.
U f H E N w r it in g to a d v r r t ia c r a , p l c u .
T lio n t h is p a p e r.
KILLS
GOPHERS
SAGE RATS
SQUIRRELS AHO
PRAIRIE DOGS ^
.
r S f£ B /t4 W D T H A T K /l lS
R E Q U IR E S NO M IX IN G OR PR EPA R ATIO N , ALWAYS READY FOR USE
H’HBH YOU BUY, DEMAND TH £O f5 T.
0 £ T TN£ WOOOIAAK ORAN6 '
M ONEY BACK IF NOT AS ClA/MD CLARKE, WOOD WARD DRUO CO. P0«TLAN0,0n(.
The Right Way
In All cases o f
DISTEMPER, PINK EYE, INFLUENZA.
COLDS, ETC.,
O f A ll Horses, Brood Marcs, Colts,
S tallions, is to
“ SPOHN T H E M ”
On th e ir t o n f r t m o r ln t h e f e e d p u t f f p o h n 's L ’iqukl
Com pound. G iv e t h e rem edy t o a l l o f th em . I t a c t s
on th e b ood a n d g lan d «. I t r o u te t h e di«ea*e by
ex p ellin g ih ed iR a a o w eertw i.^ It w a .d » o f f t h e tro u ­
ble. n o m a tte r h o w th e y a r e *'expo»MYl.” A b so lu te­
ly fr e e from *n v th in g Inju rious. A ch lld c«n n a fe-
ly ta k e it . 60 c e n t* and f 1.00; $5.30 a rd SlO OOthe
dozen. Sold b y d n ig g ie ts , h em e« » dealer*, or * en t
ex p re ss p a id b y t h e m an ufacturer*.
Special Agent* Wanted
[b«M 0 « « h fl/rup. T««t** Oeed.
i* U n i. fio14 b f D r«ir> 4i
70 Years
with Coughs
S P O H N M E D IC A L C O .
Chemist* and Bacteriologists
GOSHEN, IND„
U. S. A.