nmTTMì* * ™ — Wrecept ana practice. "D o you wlah to go to church this avenlng? Father ta going to preach.1 1 you know,” the minister’s fair daugh­ ter asked. The young man considered, j “ Um. The last time I went he rather fell on some of my small fallings. Do | you know what his text will be to­ night?" “ Yes, ’Love One Another.’ ” He regarded the round pink cheek ap-! provingly. “ Suppose,’’ he suggested softly, "that we let the old gentleman go preach while we sit on the porch and practice?" JUST BARKING. H o o d s B R p M i m B a rk ! B a rk ! B ark ! O ld H o v e r a n d little P a t . B ark ! B a rk ! B ark ! W h a t a r e th e y b a r k in g a t * i i Sarsaparilla Cures all blood humors, all eruptions, clears the complex­ ion, creates an appetite, aids digestion, relieves that tired feeling, gives vigor and vim. Get it today in usual liquid form or chooolated tablets called S a rsa ta b s. RUBBER STAMPS S f t , sS , d andBU^ S jo i Ribbon 1 B a d * « . Good Goods. Quick Service * for comp lota Catalogue No. 26. Arm « Stamc •m 1 A 1 C as ___ UI___ L lork*. 1015 A S t. T___ Tarama. Wa«h. Second-Hand Machin­ ery bought, sold and . „ —- exchan*ed: en *in es. boUen*. sawmills, etc. The J. E. Martin Co.. 76 1st S U Portland. Send for Stock List and prices. Machinery W a n ted — M en and W om en To learn barber trade. Tool« free. W a g e , while learning. Poaltiona guaranteed. International B arber School. 429 E. 6th S t . Los Angelea, Cal. CORNS Rf MOVfD Simple plaster: no strings: “ ~ ' ; lt*c; no grease: safe, sure. Fpeedy. W h y be mlaetable? Money beck if not satisfied. Address H E X S P E C IA L T Y CO Box 164. Seattle. Wash. R A W FURS W e positively pay the highest market prices, as w e are manu­ facturers and therefore can pay more than dealers. Send for free price list and shipping tags and get full value for your skins. N. M. Ungar Co., the Reliable Furrier.. 202>A 7th St. P -t W . On Slightly Used AUTOMOBILES Z l & B S S & 'V t V Runabouts, 5 and 7-pi_____ muehincM and trucks. W l have bargains in all kinds ot second-hand machines. Call or write. Parthsi O E S C H ’S MADE O N LY BY B L U M A U E R -F R A N K D R U G P O R T L A N D ,O R E G O N CO. DENTIST Do you want to be your own dentist? Do you want to do away with b ig dental bills and the dread c f the dental chair? Do you w ant to have good, sound and beautiful teeth? If you use Puchl Dental Paste it will absolutely prevent decay and give to the teeth that pearly white appearance and to the gums the firmness and colour of health. Tubes, 50c; large tube, $1. This is the first time the above-mentioned pre­ parations have been offered for sale in Am erica I A limited supply is to be had by addressing FUCHI LABORATORIES Suite 9. 342V4 W ashington St., r. 0. Mcsej Crter pnim k | Portland, Oregon , Painless Dentistry is ©or pride—our hobby—our stsdy for years and Bow our success, and ours is the bv.st palnicws work to be found aaywhere, no matter how much you pay. Com pare o u r Frlces. — " —| We finish plate and I bridge work for out- I of-tow n patrons in day i f desired, lless extraction when plates or | bridge work is ordsr- l * d . Consultai on free. E I M ela rC ro w n s $ 5 . 0 0 1 2 2 k Bridge T . . l h 4 . 0 0 V Gold n ilin g s 1 .0 0 I Enam sl Fillings 1 .0 0 M u tin e Eyo R e m e d y C o ., C h io a g c Real Life. The mintage oi wisdom Is to know that rest is rust, and that real life Is In love, laughter and work.— Elbert Hubbard. __________________ M EX IC A N D R . W . a WISE. PMMStvr ass M a ia s m 33 TIAM lIT tlllfH tB IS rtRUISB Piatas Can you make a picture composed solely of the figure 8? It is an amus­ ing as well as an interesting game for Tacom a (W ash.) Poultry Ass’ n w rites: “ I w ill ¿fire M exican M u sta n g Linim ent I an unequivocal endorsement as a remedy for Bum blefoot and Canker in the T h ro at. Hitherto I have found these diseases o f m y I poultry very difficult t o cure but M u sta n g I Liniment proved to be a positive remedy. I I I I I I I 25c. 50c. $1 ab o ttlea t D rug 4c Gen*lStores I Dr. Stone’s Heave Drops For 1 he cure o f heaves; a liquid medicine given in the feed, which the most fastidious horse will not refuse. From one to six bottles will cure the most stubborn case. Price Î1 per bottle, or six bottles for $5. For ?ale at all druggists, or write to 7.50 M STM O D 3 W ise D ental Co., me. Painless Dentists DR. S. C. STONE Filling Building, Till'd md WuHnglon PORTLAND. ORE om e. Hour, l i X . t o l l 14 »u -d .y.. I U 1 SALEM. OREGON Woodpecker’s Hearing. It is not easy to explain why wood­ peckers select one tree rather than others of the same kind in the for­ est upon which to begin their opera­ tions, or why they attack one side of a tree and leave the other untouched. Commonly it will be found, no doubt, that worms or ants are concealed be­ neath the point selected and that the woodpecker is guided in his search by the sense o f h»srir>ir. Only the Belief o f Snob«. , The idea that trade te vulgar la one tt the stillest Ideas that ever oanM I % to the brain of man the home, and our artist has shown what can be done in this direction. Many amusing pictures can be thus drawn by the amateur artist. Tw o Competitions might be held, one prize going to the person who draws the most amusing or interesting picture, using the smallest number of the fig­ ure 8, while a competition might also be held for those who use the greatest number of figures in one picture. E Z 2 in thia city. I encloee you I I for two 50c botttea of your remedy. W e hare uaed thia remedy air veara ago with good reeulta. Y ou r, truly. P E T E R M e G IL L IV R A Y . 5909 41at Ava. S. EL City. 50r and II by mail. Money returned if it faiia SAYRE’S UNIVERSAL REMEDY CO. 214 B a n k e r,' Treat BM g.. Agentt Tacaoaa. Wash. Wantrd K vtryuhert. THE BEST MEDICINE ■ f0 ^ ^ Ô Û c H ^ L C Ô r O «1 Stop coughing! Coughing rasps and tears. Stop It! Coughing prepares the throat and lungs for more trouble. Stop i t ! There is nothing so bad for a cough as coughing. Stop i t ! Ayer’s Cherry Pec­ toral is a medicine for coughs and colds, a regular doctor’s medicine. Sold for seventy years. Use it! Ask your doc­ tor if this is not good advice. 19 £ AMERICAN STUMP PULLER Qualities That Make for Success. “ The qualities of honesty, energy, frugality, Integrity, are more neces­ sary than ever today, and there is no success without them. They are so often urged that they have become commonplace, but they are really more prized than ever. And any good fortune that comes by such methods is deserved and admirable."— Mar shall Field. SEVEN YEARS OF MISERY How Mrs. Bethune was Re­ stored to Health by Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegeta­ ble Compound. I AM A R E A L S T U M P P U LLE R W ill pull them all, large and small, and pile them just like a 100-H. P. D O N K E Y E N G IN E . Will clear TW O acres to the Donkey's one, using less or no powder at all. Am operated by one horse and one man. W rite and find out why rhy you should sin know about the A M E R IC A N STU M P PU LLER T H IN K T H IS O VE R ; Stump land does not pay pa_ T A X E S , but when cleared it pays everything. This Machine is guaranteed to stand wear and tear and pull your stumps, or no pay. Address Sikeston, Mo. — “ For seven years I suffered everything. I was in bed for 2 0 1 2 15 T H A V E . W E S T , S E A T T L E , W A S H . four or five days at a time every month, | and so weak I could j hardly walk. I had ! cramps, b a c k a c h e and headache, an d j was so nervous and A ll Styles, A ll Leathers, A ll Sizes snd Widths, i? weak that I dreaded for Men, Women and Boys. to see a n y o n e or | T H E S T A N D A R D OF Q U A L I T Y have anyone move in | FOR OVER 30 YEARS the room. The doc­ TH E NEXT TIM E YOU NEED SHOES tors gave me medi­ give W. L. Douglas shoes a trial. W. L. cine to ease me at Douglas name stamped on a shoe guar­ those times, and said that I ought to antees superior quality and more value have an operation. I would not listen to for the money than other makes. His that, and when a friend o f my husband’s name and price stamped on the bottom told him about Lydia E. Pinkham’s V eg­ protects the wearer against high prices etable Compound and what it had done fo r his wife, I was w illing to take it. and inferior shoes. Insist upon having Now I look the picture o f health and feel I the genuine W. L Douglas shoes. like it, too. I can do all my own house­ Take no substitute. work, work in the garden and entertain „HOW TO OBDER BY MAIL. Shoe» Sent Everywhere AU Chargee Prepaid. V.L.DouKla* »hoe* are not sold In your town, send direct to factory. Take mcaureincnts company and enjoy them, and can walk i o f foot aft shown in m odal; fttut«« styledesired ; #!/.«• and width usually worn ; plain as fa r as any ordinary voman, any day r rap toe; heavy, medium or light sole. 7 do th e laraemt mho* nt n il o rd e r humi^ mam tss th e w orld . 11lua. Catalog Free. W.L. DOUGLAS,146 Spark8t.,Brockton,Mas*. in the week. I wish I could talk to every suffering woman and girl, and tell them what Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound has done fo r m e.” —Mrs. Can bo handled very easily. The el« k are cured, and all others la D e m a B e t h u n e , Sikeston, Mo. same stable, no mutter how “ exposed,” Went from having the die- ease, by using HPOHN'H L IQ U ID D ISTE M P ER CUBE. Q lveoa Remember, the remedy which did this the tongue or In teed. Acta on tho blood and expels germs or all forms of distemper. Heat remedy ever known for tosres In fo «L was Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable One bottle Willi rim teed to cure one cnee. 60c* and II al>ottIe; 16 «no 810 dozen, of druggists and harnoesdeuers. or sort ex preen paid b? Compound. manufacturers. Out show# how to poultice throats. Onr Free Hook let givea everything. I-oml agents wanted. Largest sell In« I t has helped thousands o f women who horse remedy In existence—twelve years. have been troubled with displacements, SPOHN MEDICAL ( « Ch.ml.U and Bacterioloeista. GOSHEN. IND„ U. S. A. inflammation, ulceration, tumors, irreg­ ularities, periodic pains, backache, that bearing down feeling, indigestion, and Got Any? Arlstocratlo Dairy Farmers. nervous prostsation, after all other means The fall of the year always lay* a Dairy farming is popular as a genu­ have failed. W hy don’t you try it? special strain upon tho nation's finan­ ine source of Income to the British cial resources. For not only is there aristocracy. the money needed to move the crops, but also those great rolls of bills which MAKE YOUR CARDEN prudent men. In putting away their YIELD ITS LIMIT Ugbt clothing, do not forget to forget lant thorough bred >e«ds. Tb< • ji‘ALBERS BROS. ;Yj]| In the pockets thereof, in order that they may come joyfully to light next summer.— Puck. AMERICAN MACHINE WORKS, INC. W. L. DOUGLAS *2.25, *2.50, *3, *3.50,*4 & *5 SHOES p re it il COLT DISTEMPER DAIRY FEEti! BEST AND CHEAPEST* I f you use Eye Salve use the best. P e ttit ’ s E ye S alve is the standard, is reliable and costs no more than infer­ ior goods that are unknown. Used by Physicians and Oculists, helps where all others fail. It is not the T ube or Box that cures, it is the S alve that does the work. Guaranteed by Howard Bros, under the Government Food and Drugs Act. Don’ t be deceived or misled. Tne only really antiseptic Eye Salve that has 1 been in the market for years. Sold by I Druggists throughout the known world. I Ask vour dealer for it. I f he does not handle it drop us a poetai card and we will furnish you tne name o f a dealer who does ALBERS BROS! jjj:MILLING CÒjjii ¡.PORTLAND, OREGON From Shearing of Wool From Sheep’* Back to Finished Garment Ac­ complished in One Day. A man walked Into a tailoring shop, the other day and asked to have a ccat made. “ When do you want the garment?” asked the tailor. "This evening. I want to wear it to a dinner.” "Im possible!" cried the tailor. "M ake a coat in a day— unheard o f ! ” Yet it has been done— yes, from the shearing of the wool from the sheep’s back to the finished garment. This feat was accomplished as far back as 1811 by John Coveter, near Newbury, in England. A t five o ’clock in the morning Mr. Coveter was presented two Southdown Wedner sheep. At first the sheep were shorn, the wool spun, the yarn spooled, warped, loomed and wove. A fter that the cloth was burred, milled, rowed, dyed, pressed, and late in the a fte r noon put in the bands of the tailors. By half-past six the coat was fin­ ished, and Mr. Coveter presented it to one of the gentlemen of the town amid the thundering applauee of 6,000 spec­ tators. Stop it! J Can You Tell? SPEEDY WORK AT TAILORING her ^ R E S UNIVERSAL REMEDY The Clever and the Wise. T o clever people almost everything ta laughable— tc wise people, hardly anything.— Goethe The “ 8” Figure. Twenty tiny sardines Packed in a tin! W e can get them out. But how did they get In? Woman's Age. A few years ago after a woman had passed thirty-five she was relegated to the fireside and she looked and felt old. She lived in her memory, and all the money that was spent for little i ■ ■eaiwrrtn 11 n rn rn u frills and follies was given to daughter; for mother, all was over. (Formerly C u re-A ll) Suddenly woman awakened to the fact that after thlrty-flve she is at her CURES RHEUMATISM best, and that her beauty need not Portland. Or.. 22 Dae.. 1911. r - r - U. F^i>*npany. Tacoma. Waah.. fade unless she wishes it.— Home Life. - a Dear S irar-rA « I fall to find any aircnt o f _ Entirely Inadequate. “ I offered to let him have a hun­ dred." "That would only be a drop in the bucket-shop.” — Life. AMUSING GAME FOR WINTER THE POULTRY REMEDY. | A l l w o rk fu lly g u a ra n te e d fo r fifteen years. i which to quench his thirst. If, how­ ever, he is an experienced hunter and woodsman he will not have to drink water from the stagnant pools In or­ der to keep life in his body. Queer as it may seem, an experi­ enced man can hunt for days through such dry tracts and yet experience no inconvenience on account of the lack o f water. Nature has provided a means which is only known to the Initiated. Every old huntsman car­ ries with him when going on a long hunt a small auger, by which he can secure a refreshing drink and water to cook with at any moment. A cottonwood tree or a willow Is the well which the wily huntsman taps. He examines each tree until he finds one that has what a woods­ man calls a "vein.” It is simply an attenuated protuberance. By boring into this "vein ” a stream of clear wa­ ter will flow out. It is not sap, but clear, pure water. The huntsmen say that the water is better than the av­ erage to be had from ordinary wells. There is no sweetish taste about it, but it has a strong flavor of sulphur and Is slightly carbonated. The reason for this phenomenon cannot easily be explained, but that a supply ot water can be contained in a tree Is not so surprising. The fact o f Its flowing is the wonderful feature, showing that It must be under pres­ sure, or, In other words, that there Is more at the source of the supply. When It Is considered that the trees furnish water In the dry season and that the ground Is literally baked, It Is the more remarkable, especially when the roots of the trees do not extend to any great depth Into tho ground. I Mr. Stephen Holbrooke, Sec*y Painless E x t r ’ tios . 5 0 BUST IN Interesting Pastime for Young Folks on Dull, Long Evenings— Prizes May Be Given. ‘ MUSTANG LINIM ENT ! Silver Fillings «5 0 I Good Rubber _ A r. 1 Pistes 5 .0 0 I Bast Red R ubber « - _ A . ________ I WATER it fo r R ed, W e a k , W a te ry E ye s and G ra n u lated E yelids. Illu stra te d Book in each P ac k In many sections of the forest lands a *e . M urine is com pounded by o u r O culists — not a “ P aten t M e d icin e"-— b u t used in suc­ in the south during the dry season a cessful P h y sic ia n s’ P ra c tic e fo r m any years, i N o w ded icated to the public^ a n d sold b j man may walk for miles without find­ D ru g g is t s at- 25c an d 50c pe r Bottle. M u rin « ing a stream of water or a spring by E y e S a lv e in A se p tic T u b e s , 25c a n d 50c. Colds. Preserve the beauty and youthful appearance of the face by the application of Fuchi Maaaia< Cream, which feeds the skin, thereby tilling out and preventing wrinklen and destroying blackheads, and gives the skin the blush and glow o f youth. The marvelous complexion o f the high class Ori­ entals, which has been a mystery to Europeans, is due to the use o f preparations made from this re­ ceipt. Put up in glass, $1. (B ra n ch ) ALL DRUGGISTS. FINDING Why cough? Work of Real Forester. The modem forester undertakes to make orchards profitable. There are orchardists, to be sure, who know very \ well bow to core for their trees and who do care for them; but thero are also orchards that are neglected or handled unsktllfully. The fo re s te r! Unless there is daily action of the bow­ will take a run-down orchard and by j els, poisonous products are absorbed, Intelligent, scientific treatment of the , causing headache, biliousness, nausea, treos, with systematic care, make it dyspepsia. We wish you would ask your produce big and handsome apples I d I doctor shout correcting vour constipation by taking laxative doses of Aver’s Pills. abundance. MaJe by th . J. C. AVER CO.. L o w .ll M a u . STOMACH BITTERS Experienced Huntsman in South Can Always Secure Cool, Refreshing When Your Eyes Need Care Try Murine Eye Remedy Drink From Trees. N o S m artin g — F eels Flue— A cts Q uickly. Try Numbers of people are suffering just now from Irritating colds In the head. A very simple home remedy which brings almost Instant relief Is to pour half a pint of boiling water on to a dram of pulverized camphor, and to inhale the vapor for about ten to fifteen minutes. The annoying fits of sneezing, running eyes and heavy feeling In the head will quickly yield to this rem -dv YOUTH ass BEAUTY You think a tramp is coming; You listen and say “ H ark !" But little Pat and Hover Just merely love to bark. S tiff neck! D o e sn 't am ou nt to m uch, but m igh ty d isagreeable. Y o u w ill be su rp rised to see how quickly H am lin s W iz a r d O il will d riv e that stiffness out. O n e n igh t, th a t's all. HOSTETTER’S FOREST Her Natural Occupation. Now and then the childish com­ ment goes right to the heart of a difficult problem or situation. A little boy who longed to stand on the seat of a car and look out of the window was sternly reproved by his mother. “ What a ’frald-cat mamma!” exclaim­ ed another youngster, seated near. “ Yes, I suppose she Is nervous,” was the adult reply, "but then, you see, she has to take care of her little bey and It keeps her busy.” “ W ell, Isn’t that what she’s for?” was tho in n » cent, pertinent question FOH RHEUMATISM, NEURALGIA, SPRAINS, BRUISES 3R ANT PAIN. They bark when they are fighting: They bark when they're at play. w ill make you w ell and keep you so. T ry a bottle today. The troublesome problem of wash­ day solved by RED CROSS BALL BLUE. The blue that Is all blue. Solid package; no liquid to leak or spill. No adulteration. Made for 20 years and used everywhere. A large package only 10 cents Makes the clothes enow white. Less bother, less waste. More satisfactory results and practical economy. ASK YO UR GROCER. PACIFIC G ARAG E 266 li f t Si. When cane seats are relaxed turn the chair upside down, pour boiling water over It. scour In hot soapsuds and rinse again In boiling water, when the cane should be found to hare con­ tracted. A polish that may be used for floors and furniture Is made of equal parts of vinegar, boiled linseed oil and methy­ lated spirits. Where the polish has worn off this renews It, and when It Is well rubbed In It gives a brilliant surface to the floor. If the painter has left marks o f paint on the floor apply to them a paste made of equal parts of lime and soda moistened with a little water. Leave this, apply very thickly, for 24 hours, then wash It off and the stains will be found to have disappeared. M AKES CLOTHES W H ITE. $200 AND UP Mh Up In the morning early, They bark the livelong day; W h y w ill y o u continue to su ffe r fro m a bad stom ach, constipated b o w e ls or in - active liver when. Only On* "B R O M O Q U IN IN E " That in L A X A T I V E BR O M O Q U I N I N E . I « * f ‘>r the aignature o f E. W . G R O V E , lined the W orld over to Cure n Cold in One Dny. 25c. I FOR S IC K C O W S Healthy cows give more milk, make richer batter, snd require less cars. KOW KURK is a cow medicine, not a food. It regulates the digestive and generative organs and tones up the entire system. A positive cure snd preven­ tive for LOST APPETITE, BARRENNESS, ABORTION. IC O L R I. MILK FEVER, and all other alimentai hat sap the strength of milking eows. Thousands of proEtable herds owe their health to KOW KL'RE- Be sura to »end for onr valuable free book, “ More Money Prom Yonr Cows. ” DAIRY ASSOCIATION CO, MFRS. Lyndoavflk, VL, L. S. A. PUTNAM Today t h e Appointed Time. "T h e future in nn illusion; it never arrives; it files before you as you ad­ vance. Always it is today— and after death and a thousand years it la to­ day. You have great deeds to per­ form and you must do them now.”— Charles Ferguson. P IL E S C U R E D IN « T O 14 D A T S Y ou r dru ggist w ill refund money If P A Z O O IW T - M E N T fail« to cure any c a m o f Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding P ile« in 6 to 14 days. GCc. All Too Frtqusnt Mistake. The soul Is Intended to guide the body in the journey through life; the chief mistake which man makes is that he permits the body to guide the soul.— London Truth. Mental Hurt Added. W hat makes a sore toe hurt wore* la for the man who atepa on It to walk away without apologtilnx. f ER RY s S R How to Get Well and Keep So. DR. WO The eminent Chi none doctor, treats with non-poisonous, non-injurious herbs and cures such diseases o f the Throat. Heart, Liver. Lun