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A S T A T E H O O D E N T H U S IA S T
William H. Andrews, known tor
years In Pennsylvania politics as
“ Bull,” Is highly elated over the ad
mission of New Mexico along with
Arizona, and Is making no effort to
conceal It.
Andrews became a resident of the
Territory some years ago, and has
represented It In congress as Terri
torial delegate. He hopes to be a sen
ator from the new state, In which he
claims twenty-live years’ residence.
"The happiest moment I have had
since I took up my home In New Mex
ico was at the White House when
President Taft laid the pen aside that
traced his signature on the bill giv
ing the glorious old Territory state
hood," said the rejoicing "Bull.”
“ 1 say It was the happiest moment l
have had since I became a New Mex
ican because It ended a long, weary
and at times discouraging struggle
which I pursued first as an Individual,
I tzen as a representative of the people here for admission to the Union.
“Will New Mexico be a credit to the Union?” continued Mr. Andrews en
thusiastically. "W ill she shoulder the new responsibility now resting upon
her with honorT My answer Is: Watch her.”
EDUCATO R WHO W AS O U S T E D
■ Although only two months had
I «lapsed since his first wife committed
lulclde, Prof. Charles W. Mlnard,
principal of the Marquette school In
¡1 Chicago, was secretly remarried to
Mrs. Bessie Belenger, and the couple
»re now living on a Wisconsin farm
belonging to the much-discussed school
j principal.
Mlnard has been formally suspend
ed by the board of education. He was
first called before the committee early
In June, following the death of his
wife, Mrs. Mattie R. Mlnard, who
committed suicide June 1, during an
unexplained absence of her husband.
At that time the schoolmaster made
an explanation and was retained In
his position.
Among his associates, the school
principal had a reputation for domes
tic perfection. His personal habits
were described as Ideal. He was
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never known to smoke, drink or
jimble. From the outside, the life
between the aged couple appeared as near a thing of perfect romance as the
tong of Darby and Joan. Everything Indicated an untroubled old age and a
tranquil ending.
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Then came the explosion. Mrs. Mlnard committed suicide during a strange
24-hour absence of her husband. It Is said now that he was with Mrs. Belen
ger. When he came back he refused to account definitely for his where
abouts. He seemed stricken with grief at his wife’s death.
F IG U R E IN LABOR D IS P U T E
“ Good morning, Mrs. Simpkins!” j
said a suburban lady who is very short
sighted.
“ Your husband must be
very fond o f gardening.
I see him
the first thing every morning down
at the bottom of the garden. And
how well he looks, to be sure!”
Mrs. Simpkins slammed the door in
her neighbor’s face. The later went
to teli her daughter.
“ And you said, mother, that the
the thing in the onion bed was her
husband. ”
“ I did.”
“ Ah, well, that explains the mat
ter! What you took for Mr. Simpkins
is a scarecrow.”
Household troubles; Headache, Tooth
ache, Earache, Stomach ache. Hamlins
Wizard Oil cures these aches and pains
so why don’t you keep a bottle in the
house.
Tiea That Bind.
A Philadelphia clubman, engaged in
buying a necktie for himself, turned
the pile over and over and at last put
aside two as not worthy o f further
consideration.
The salesman placed
the rejected ties in a separate box.
The clubman asked whether they had
been placed by mistake with those be
had been examining.
“ Oh, no,” was the response; “ but
we have orders when five or six men
turn down a tie to take it out and put
it aside.”
“ What becomes o f them?”
“ We sell them to women who come
in to buy ties for men.” — Harper’s
Monthly.
Constipation causes and aggravates
lany serious diseases. It is thorough
ly cured by Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pel
lets. The favorite family laxative.
Reporter— Was Jones calm and col
lected when the boiler explosion oc
curred?
Ctitzen — Well, he was calm, all
right; but they never did get him
quite collected.— Pathfinder.
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A * she is termed, will endure bravely and patiently
agonies which a strong man would give way under.
Xhe iact is women are more patient than they ought
to be under such troubles.
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and in absolute confidence and privacy by writing to
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She (gushingly)—What a magnifi
cent Great Dane 1 And of course his
name is Hamlet?
He (the owner)— Not exactly; you
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see, I—er— oouldn’t consistently use
"Y o u ’ re rather a young man to be
that name.
The best I could do was left in charge of a drug shop,” said
to call her Ophelia.— Everybody’s.
the fussy old gentleman. “ Have you
any diploma?”
“ Why—er—no, sir,” replied the
shopman; “ but we have a preparation
of our own that’ s just as good.” —
Sketch.
J. W. Kline, general president of
the International Brotherhood of
Blacksmiths and Helpers, has been
brought into the limelight by the dis
2 Sc. 5 0 c . $1 a bottle at D ru g A G a a ’ I S t a n s |
pute between the 25,000 mechanical
workmen on the Harrlman railroads
and the management of the system.
Kline’s headquarters are In Chicago,
but presidents of other crafts In
volved have headquarters along the
coast
Mr. Kline was the first blacksmith
to reBent the introduction of the pre
mium system on the Harrlman lines
years ago and started the strike of
blacksmiths. He conducted this fight
victoriously. Mr. Kline Is forty-eight
years old. married and lives with his
wife and family In Chicago.
He has been a blacksmith for thirty
years. He Joined the International
Brotherhood of Blacksmiths and Help
ers, which organization now numbers
20,000 members, In 1890. He was elect
ed a member of the general executive |
koarfi at the Buffalo convention of 1901 and his first active work was In the
•trike on the Union Pacific railroad, a Harrlman line. In 1903 and 1904.
In the latter part of 1904 he was elected second vice-president at the St (
Louis convention.
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The latest globe-trotter and the
•fittest who has ever sought to girdle
the world against time, Andre Jager-
Schmldt, wound up his trip In Paris
*lth a ’round-the-world record In 39
days and 18 hours.
Jager-Schmldt la a newspaper man
*Bd one day was foolhardy enough to
1*11 the editor-ln-chlef of his paper
that the world could be girdled In 40
days. “ Then go and do it,” said the
chief.
The young newspaper man made
Preparations for his ’round-the-world
lour and completed bis trip In less
Ulan 40 days. He landed at Cher
bourg, Prance, and at once entered a
halting aeroplane and flew to the
French metropolis. Among the noted
«tUes he has visited are Moscow,
Irkutsk, Harbin, Vaidlvostok.
Montreal and New York.
Aftei» first leaving Parts he did not
•‘*ep In a stationary bed with the ex
ception of a few hours In Montreal
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» 0 one night In New York. That was on# of Ms
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*>rk Sleeping on trains and steamship« Is taxing on tbs nerves and does no
«»• the satisfying rest the system craves
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