Ministerial Piracy, Aked, the famous minis- I responded to the toast o f “ Elo- e’nce” at a banquet at San Francis* O j c. W. TRY POND LILY SALAD A P P L E B U S IN E S S G R O W S. N o rth w e s t W ill S o o n M a r k e t 1 0 0 , 0 0 0 C a r lo a d s P e r Y e a r. Women s Secrets There is one men in the United State# w ho hee perhaps heard m ore w om en's secrets than any other man o r woman in the Spokane, Wash. — “ It is no idle country. These secrets ere not secrets o f guilt or shame, but E G G S A N D O T H E R T H IN G S . statement to say that in a compara­ the secrets o f suffering, and they have been confided to D r. tively few years there will be 100,000 R . V . Pierce in the hope and expectation of advioa and help. carloads o f apples marketed from That few of these women have been diseppointed in their e x­ pectations ia proved by the fact that ninety-eight per cent, o l Veal C roq u e tte s T h a t A r e Taaty, Made Washington, Oregon, Idaho, and Mon­ all women treated by D r. Piero# have been absolutely and tana alone.” F ro m M e at Left O v e r— Stuffed altogether cured. Such a record would be remarkable if the This statement is contained in a Pep p e rs, M a d g e 's C o o k ie s cases treated were numbered by hundreds only. But when letter received by the managenymt o f that record applies to the treatment of m ore than bali-a- mil­ and P ie C ruts. the National Apple show from Howard lion women, in a practice o f over 40 years, it is phanomenal, x Elliot, president o f the Northern Pa­ and entitles Dr. Pierce to the gratitude aocorded him by w om en, as the first o l P o n d Lily Sa la d . —On separate salad cific Railway company, forwarding a specialists in the treatment o f w om en's diseases. plates arrange some nice white let­ subscription o f $1,000 for the Yailroad Every sick woman may consult Dr. Pierce by letter, absolutely w ith ou t tuce leaves. Boll eggs hard, one and and $250 as a personal contribution to charge. A ll replies are mailed, sealed ia perfectly plain envelopes, w ith ou t one-half for each person. Cut whites the fourth annual competitive exposi­ any printing or advertising whatever, upon them. Write without fear as w ith ­ out fee, to W orld’ s Dispensary Medical A ssociation, Dr. R . V . Pierce, P rest.. In long strips, placing these In cen­ tion and Enakops street carnival, No­ Buffalo, N. Y. “ The National There’s another movement on in ter of lettuce. Then chop yolks fine, vember 23 to 30. D R . P I E R C E ’S F A V O R IT E P R E S C R IP T IO N ¡ifew York to pay school teachers al­ adding finely chopped celery, parsley Apple show, by bringing together the most half as much as policemen and and olives. Mix well with mayon­ best minds in the business, is a po­ S V T n l s o w W e a l « . W o m a n S t r o n g , nearly as much as crossing sweepers. naise dressing, season with salt and tent factor in helping to place the S t o i c VST o m e n W e ll. apple industry upon a sound, scientific This is an age o f extravagance!— pepper and place in middle of dish. Veal C roqu ette s. —Use beef or and commercial basis,” Mr. Elliott Louisville Courier-Journal. chicken or any kind of leftover meat. says. “ The day o f the commercial “ The woman who did the shooting “ W illy,” said mamma, severely, as Put the meat through the chopper, orchard has come, not alone in the He—I suppose you were fishing when season with salt and pepper, moisten West, but all over the country, and she noted his dilapidated condition, is an actress, o f course? “ No.” “ you’ve been fighting again.” ; you caught me? with cream sauce or soup; add well men are giving the same careful and “ Authoress, then?” “ Yes, mamma.” She— Well, I used to think so, but beaten egg; cracker crumbs to make thorough attention to the production “ No, just an ordinary individual.’ ’ “ And didn’t you promise me that now I know I must have been bear stiff enough to mold In balls and fry o f apples that is devoted to the mak­ “ Hum,” said the city editor; “ that when you wanted to hit anyone you hunting. sauce for same. Fry a small onion In ing o f steel or to any other business would always stand still and count a is a bigger sensation than I thought." that is conducted with skill and intel­ butter for the flavor only, take out — Washington Herald. hundred?” f and brown some flour; then add either ligence. “ So I did, mamma. And this is “ The study and attention and care what Jacky Jones did while I was soup stock or water and then season She— " I t is a woman’s lot to suffer with salt, pepper and catsup. Cream given to the production of fruit by the counting. ► ’— London Chronicle. in silence.” grower, must, as the production in­ sauce may be poured over them In­ LTHE K E Y S T O N E j He— “ I should put it differently.” creases, be supplanted by efforts for stead. B E S T B L U IN G M A D E . She— “ How, pray?" TO H EALTH Stuffed Pepper». —Be sure and get publicity as to the many uses o f the He— “ A silent woman suffers a lo t ." Twenty years’ experience back of bell peppers. For six large peppers apple, by combined efforts for wider IS E very cut tops and take out seeds. Boll for markets and by additions to the pres­ R E D C R O SS B A L L B LU E. housewife that uses it will have no half an hour one and one-half cups ent facilities for storage and trans­ other. It is the only blue that is portation. S T O M A C H of chopped veal, one-half cup cold all blue. “ Therefore, it will be necessary for boiled rice three chopped tomatoes, Liquid bluing Is discarded forever one-half teaspoon salt, one tablespoon the apple grower to do what thu grain after R E D CRO SS BALL BLUE Is This means' that tried. Makes clothes clear and white. of melted butter. Fill the shells with grower has done. this and a few buttered cracker as the production increases the grower Large package 10 cents. AT ALL r i n e s t In Q u n l' ty . L a r g e * « In V a r ie t y . They meet every \ requirement for rieaulng uutl crumbs on top. Bake about one hour. must have facilities at his home or­ G R O C E R S.___________________ ul klud* ami colors. polishing nho*s of ail nearby station and M a d g e ’s C ookies. — Cup of butter, chard, at the A household once supplied with Ham­ cup of powdered sugar, cup of corn throughout the country to properly lin* Wizard Oil is seldom allowe i to be starch, tablespoon of milk, two well care for his crop to receive the best without it. In case of sudden mishap or accident it takes the place o f the old beaten eggs, small glass of sherry ^ market prices.” family doctor. and teaspoon baking powder. Flour to make stiff enough to roll; roll thin L I V E S T O C K W O R T H $ 9 1 , 6 2 9 , 4 0 0 Barber— “ Did I ever shave you be­ and cut, then brush over with milk; sprinkle cinnamon, granulated sugar D r, W thycom be o f O . A . C . T e lls fore, sir? HEARTBURN Customer— “ Yes, once.” and chopped nuts. In terestin g F a c ts at Banquet. Barber — “ I don’t remember your Good P ie C ru st.— Six heaping table POOR APPETITE Oregon Agricultural College, Cor­ face.” spoons of flour; about half teaspoon INDIGESTION Customer—“ No I suppose not. It’s of baking powder, tablespoon lard vallis—That the annual live stock pro­ COSTIVENESS and a little salt Mix with milk In­ duction of the state is worth $91,689,- all healed up n ow ." 400, was stated by Dr. James Withy- stead of water. MALARIA RELIEVES OIIaT KD(fR til* only ladle* »he* dressing combe, director o f the experiment sta­ that positively contain* Oil* Black* and I’olUhei SO R E take the Bitters first. You will tions at the State Agricultural Col­ fad let' and chlldraa'i boota and ahora, ahlaea e v e s F rlc a se e d Beefsteak. without rubbing- 25o. “ French Olo»»,“ 10c. lege, in an address at the annual ban­ DANDY combination for cleaning aud^pomhJnf ind it exceedingly helpful. Take a round steak and cut It Into quet o f the Oregon Pure Bred Live “ I hadn’t been talking with him all kinds of rusael nr tan sho*s. Mo. “Star alae, lttk (¿LITE combination for gentlemen who tak* small pieces about two Inches square; Stock association at the State fair. three minutes before he called me an pride in having their »hoe* look A 1. Hast or** I roll each piece In flour, sprinkle salt His statistics were as follows: ass. What sort o f a person is he? color and lu*tr* to all black ahoea. Polish with • brush or 26c. and pepper over all and put Into fry­ 673,750 cattle valued at $13,475,000; “ Well, I never knew him to tell a BABY cloth, ELITE six* 10c. ing pan with plenty of lard or butter. 175.000 dairy cows at $7,000,000; lie.” If your deal*r do** not keep th* kind you wank _________________ “ Why didn’t you go to see the coro­ Put Into oven and brown as you would 295.000 horses at $432,538,000; 8,670 ■end ui his add ret» and th* price In stamp* fol a full sU* package. nation, Bilboy? a roast, turning pieces a few times. mules at $1,040,400; 2,401,000 sheep Caddie— A flipunder the lug, sir— W H ITTEM O RK B R O S. & C O ., “ Do the English flock over here to Then add water and cook either in at $9,604,000; 324,000 hogs at $3,- morning, sir—got it from a small boy. ,Alb*ny • t . , O a m b r i d r . , M a t e «pend their money when there is a oven o r on stove for an h o u r an d a 888,000; 220,000 goats at $880,000; OldrMt and L a rannt M a n u fa rlu rtr* o j Golfer—Good. Let’s see— er— what txAei in Ihn W orld, Shoa 1’uUahei vidential inauguration?” — Buffalo half or two hours. Thicken the g r a v y 20,000,000 pounds o f wool at $4,000,- did you give him for it? a n d serve. press. Caddie— A flip under the lug, air— 000; 880,000 pounds o f mohair at $264,000; dairy products at $14,000,- Punch. Mother* w ill L ed Mrs. WInaloWs Soothlag 000; and poultry at $5,000,000, mak­ Jyrup tha bast remedr to uae ior their children Shake Into Tour Shoes luring the teething period. ing at total o f $91,689,400. Alien*« Foot-Esss. a powder for the fe e t. It ears* C. L. Hawley o f the college board painful, swollen, amaitina. aweetlne fe e t. Makeg 't>O H T L A V I>, OKTM H * o f regents was reelected president at new ahoee eeay. Sold by ell Druaaiate end Shoe Crawford— You say this contrivance Stereo. D on't a ccept any substitute. Sample the annual meeting, and H. C. Marris FREE. Addreaa A. S. Olmated. Le Roy, N . Y . is an entirely original invention? was made secretary. The meeting Crabshaw — Why, man, it’s some­ “ Why do they call these dentists’ was addressed by Prof. Carlysle o f thing that wasn’t even in use among Idaho, Prof. Van Pelt o f Iowa, and offices dental parlors?’ ’ asked Smith of the Chinese thousands o f years ago.— SEND FOR President W. J. Kerr o f O. A. C. his friend. New York Times. FREE “ Why, parlor is the old-fashioned Kerosene will make boots or shoes President Kerr spoke on the advan­ FIRST LESSONS name for drawing-room.” — Presbyter­ hardened by water soft and pliable as tage o f agricultural education, the ian Standard. necessity of getting the boys inter­ new. Place a deep skillet over iron» ested in farming early, and other farm ¡ñ ñ t» »«'iíTmlÍFirn'1 when they are heating. They will re­ problems. JOBLWHDELL^ tain the heat longer. Boiled starch Is made smooth and R O Y A L H I G H C L E R K F O R O . A . C . effective by the Introduction of sperm, Fin e A d d itio n s to C o lle g e S w in e H e r d salt or gum arable dissolved. B o u g h t at S ta te Fa ir. Old paint stains may be removed TIabita Poaftlv*!/ Cared. from cloth by covering the »pot with Oregon Agricultural College, Cor­ Only Mthortwd Baciar etimi* La Onaoa. wrlto olive oil or butter, then applying chlo­ vallis— Royal High Clerk, last year’s for lì 1 aatoal»lei roalag. roform. champion Berkshire boar at the state It’s a good scheme to keep a long fair, which also won a second this crochet needle In the bathroom to year at Salem, has just been bought draw out threads or hairs from the by the Oregon Agricultural college waste pipes, which »top the outflow of from Barrows & Davenport, o f Crab­ PNU N a 1»->U water. tree, Ore., for the purpose o f starting Steel, when rusty, may be cleaned a new Berkshire herd on the college I X IT H K N w r it in g t o a d v e r t is e r s p i e « « « I by giving the article a good coating farm. He is one o f the finest Berk­ Elwood, I n d . - " T ou r remedies have of sweet oil, leaving It for a few days shire boars in Oregon. cored me and I have only taken six and .then rubbing It with unslaked Eight small pigs were also pur- J bottles o f Lydia E. Pinkham s Vegeta- lime. chased by the college for use on the ......... .— — :— ble Compound. I Parsley may be kept fresh and demonstration train which is to go up was s i c k t h r e e months and could green for several days If It Is put In through Sherman, Gilliam and Morrow Cured and w at H amali coat by . uno n o t w a lk . I suf­ a covered earthen Jar In a cool placa counties, through the dry farming sec- j Rheumatism, Stomach and J a permanetly ____, in . »hört , time --------- of ‘ “ 8 nd for i - almi— it: • concentrated mineral water. No Fake. fered all the time. It will last longer than In water. tion, in October. There are two o f] » Lung I rO U . l bl6S, nkin I)l8 e a 8 6 fl testimoníala and literature, f 1.00 trial package 25 renta. The doctors said I To scald milk put the milk In a pan each of the four breeds, Poland China, Addrenn L A N G ’ S R O C K Y M O U N T A IN M IN E R A L W O N D E R C O M P A N Y could not get well or double boiler, stand In a pan of Berkshire, Chester White and Duroc 231 M ain Htroet. P O R T L A N D . O REG O N . without an opera­ boiling water over the Are. When the Jersey. _______________ tion, f o r Z cou ld milk begins to steam It Is scalded. h a r ’ l v stand the To clean and renew shine of leather pains in my siues. BELMONT AUTO SCHOOL especially my right chairs, brush off first all dust Then 1 1m i* *• ns« inrw * «tiwS«, ■ *"■* rub well with a mixture of three one, and down my ,*1 n r ral wwt Sal am W ****** tbr 111 H B fi*» " A H pnei m i kreaa right leg. I began I parts benzine and one of sweet olL I Fori, n o e l •»** ie a lid M eel better when I had taken only If dirt seems to settle under the l e w . e t h a * 440 W O M EN wear W .L D o u g la s stylish, perfect « sin W —* botWs o f Compound, but kept on i nails rub pulverized pumice stone un­ fitting, eaay walking b oo ls, because they give was afraid to stop too soon. Mra. 1 r: \ ‘ ~T i IfUMfT AUTO WKXX I der them with an orange eUck and long wear, same as W .L D o u g la s M en’ s shoes. ■ v f it ( m m ie M u l le n , 2728 2»« B. fct., l l wash with warm water. y I ' - 23« led I n n a fwlhai Or d, Ind. . , _ T H E S T A N D A R D O F Q U A L IT Y hy will women take chances wi .fi Rice Ice Cream. operation or drag out a 8l£klY‘ -hearted existence, missing three- Boil tor five minutes two cupfuls ol ths of the jo y of living, when they cream, four tablespoonful» of sugar, T h e workmanship w hich ha* m a d e W .l^ find health in Lydia L . Pinkham 4 j the rind of one lemon, three bay To Number of E ntries for Each Fersen Douglas shoe* famous the w orld over *» in th it Prir# C ontest. e table Compound ? | ]eaves and one Inch of cinnamon stick. maintained in every pair. or thirty years it has been iM idard remedy fo r female Ills, an l Put three ounces of ground rice in a I f ! could take you into my large fariorie* basin and mix it into a smooth paste cured thousands o f women w no at Brockton, Mass., and »how you h ow Entry in each cl*** will be »elected which with cold milk; »dd the boiled cream e been troubled with sne beet adrertkwa thi* stmog. growing, vlgor- carefully W .L D o u g la » thoe* are made, you Pa»» its as displacements, InflanimatVjm, and simmer fifteen minute«. oo*. western company which write* * liberal Hie in*uranee policy containing aocMtM and ration, fibroid tumors, Irregula'" through sieve; when cold, add one ten- w o u ld then understand w hy they are w a r ­ health feature*. and which Invent* It* fund* , periodic pains, backache, indige» spoonful of vanilla extract, and then r a n t e d to hold their ihape, fit better and |o help the We«t. Con teat aioae* itept *>. , and nervous prostration. S. Blai «*••*, 1341 Yamhill •«.. freeze. Daring the freezing add one w ea» longer than any other make for the price ’ y o u h a v e tlie slig h te st rtonM Fortland, Con. Agt. cupful of whipped and sweetened P l U T i n U T H * g e n u i n e H a v e W . I - I F o n g la s t L y d ia E . P in k h a m a ' effo- b ffU IIU W n a m e a n 4 p r i c e s t a m p e d a n M M m !fl C o m p o u n d w ill h e lp j o j , cream. Serve In dainty cup», with ‘ tifia * aho** la If ?• >« cannot obtain 1 . I» r ► ground almonds sprinkled on top. l o w , v r ita fo r c a ta lo g . *h/w a m i l d ir e c t O N E F A I R o f m r H O » « * t e t o r ir s . P in k h a m a t L y n n , - Í rnfll p9* fa r*" c to ' r y u. w «a r*r. all h a r r — p r* paid W . L l f t . n o a If O P .* « i l l p o * t t l v * l y o w t w a o t r r ss, for a d v i c e . RrCwewk B m A. le» Lsfis Ob O LA S, 146 »p a rk HL, B r o c k t* * , Ma**. T W O F A IJUI o f ord ìmmrj boya' ab «** 1 h e a h w oin re'v con fid en t!»«* L th e «ulvivL “ But it is better to be silent, ” said pr Aked in concusion, “ than to be Eloquent by unfair means. “ There was once a divine whose mod wife said to him: * “ ‘James, dear, the Rev. Dr. Tenth- I ¡y has made over $200 by the publica­ tion of a volume o f sermons. You pi*ach much better than Dr. Tenthly, fear. Why not print a few o f your lennons?’ I “ ‘ My love,’ the man whispered hoarsely, ‘ they were all printed long _ • » -------------------------- MADE W IT H LETTUCE, B O IL E D H O S T E T T E R ’S , mom B IT T ER S /S h o e P o lish e s Prtljis L\e S a l\r E Iff ES In the INESS COLLEGE WOMAN ESCAPES OPERATION ALCOHOL Kêcley OPIUM—TOBACCO ,{ure min narrara, 71 im iti. PORTLANI WasCured by Lydia E. Pink- ham’s Vegetable Compound Be Cured In Your Own Home W. L. 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