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G . E. S E C O U R
in the City of
F orest G rove , O regon ,
Heard at tha Hub.
If you were to broaden some |
“ And how old are you, little girl
men’s minds they wouldn’ t fit
"Six.”
"And bow is It you are out walking
without your mamma?”
W indy Jim “ Discourses”
“ Oh. mamma doesn't go In for exer­
cise.
Really,
we
have
very
little
In
Turn your hardships into bless­
“ W onc’ t when I was out in
common.” —Houston Chronicle.
1"
The man who pays his debts in
this world wont owe much in the
next.
THURSDAY o f EACH WEEK. ings. It’s em ery—not oil—that
The Extreme*.
sharpens steel.
I n d e p e n d e n t P hones
"Lei a see, we sometimes call a man
a Jonah, don’t we?"
O f f ic e 505
R e s id e n c e 231
"Yes, when he brings disaster.”
The
man
who
admits
he
was
Entered at the poet office at Forest Grove, Oicn
"Tbat’s the funny thing about It
as mail matter o f the second cla-s.
in the wrong thereby shows he The original Jonah was a prophet
while the modern Jonah is a loss.” —
is in the right.
T e r m s o f S u b s c r ip t io n
Boston Transcript.
CASH IN ADVANCE
One Year $1.00
-
Six Months .75
Arretted Development.
If you must learn an unbreak­
‘That man might have amounted to
Display advertisements for publica­ able habit, just become a con- i something if he bad had chances for
development. His is a case o f arrest-
tion in the PRESS must be in this office firmed optimist.
j ed
hurnov.”
“ Well, from all I ever heard o f It.
cats his humor ought to have beeu arrest­
ed.” —Baltimore American.
not later than Tuesday evening to in­
sure appearance in current issue.
Washington wants 1000
quick. Didn’ t think they had
O F F IC IA L O R G A N
Real Trouble.
that many old maids in our neigh­
“ 1 find It harder anil harder to live
Washington County Teachers’ Association boring state.
withiu my means."
Children
And Education
P R O F E S S IO N A L
DI R E C T O R Y
prairie land,’ ’ said “ Windy Jim ,”
as he re-crossed his legs and W . M . L a n g le y & Son
threw an empty candy sack in a
desperate, tho unsuccessful at­
tempt t o hit the open stove
F orest G ro v e , Ogn.
hearth. “ I was stoppin’ at a
—
place whar thar bout a thousand
J. N. H o ffm a n
chickens, all one summertime.”
A ttorney-at-Lao)
; “ A n’ the corn an’ wheat crop Collections and all business entrusted to m
[ were a growin’ fine when ’ long gfiven prompt attention. Attorney for Forest
Grove Collection Atrency.
in the hindermost part o f June
Office-Hoffman Bldg. Pacific Ave.
the grasshoppers got tew gittin’ Ind. Phone 502
Forest Grove
most fearful thick. Well, they
plumb spiled the chicken feed
H . W . V o llm e r, M . D.
crop an’ thar was them two
Physician and Surgeon
thousand chickens teu fatten fer
Office in Abbott Bldg.
market. The boss was plumb
flabergasted about it when a kind Both Phones
Forest Grove, Ogii.
Lawyers
"That ought to be easy euougb.
What I’m trying to do 1 b to live with-
m ere are any numner oi per- :^ the meaus ^ wli# ls endeavoring
sons who can run other people’ s i to make the public believe we have.”—
o f idiot chap who was
business better than thev can Chicago itecord-Heraid.
T,
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i
f
workin’
An Eastern Oregon exchange,
fer his board an’ close was no­ D r. O . H . S ch e e tz
in what we consider an article of run their own.
His Status.
ticed out in a field o f corn a shew-
Chiropractic Spinologisl
“ Pa.”
strength and merit, has the fol­
in’ an’ a shoein’ away like he’ s Specialist in nervous diseases, lung trouble,
j “ Well?”
Scientists
say
it
is
impossible
lowing to say relative to the at­
crazy an’ the boss says, kinda rheumatism, in fact all diseases.
“ Is a man's wife bis better half?”
tendance o f children at schoo to live without brains, which ex­ “ That’s what they say. sou. Why?” pitying like ‘poor Jim, its fixed
Office next to LaCourse’s store
plains why people with little “ Gee! Old Solomon must 'a' been a him complete.’ An’ we kinda
and the value o f an education
pretty small fraction!" — Cleveland
“ The time for children to at­ sense are always dead ones.
strolls around like when we no­ W . H. H ollis
Leader.
tend school is during school.
ticed a commotion among the
Hs Prontoed.
After a child gets about half
Forest Grove streets are cer­ A Scotchman was presenting a let- c h ic k e n s a n ’ d ern m y lu ck y s ta r
A ttorney-at-Law
,
, h e r d in g th em
grown and behind those of their tainly a delightful sight to the ter oi Introduction to a ^ u a u t m j f . .
F orest G ro v e , Ogn.
age in school work it is difficult casual observer, and the side­ dor is noted lor its earthquakes. The grasshoppers right up te u t h e
to get them to attend school. In walks impress one by their solid­ houses are but one story in height, chicken yards and the beggars
flvino- o v e r th e fe n c e ten
this day when popular education ity and strength. We are speak­ and the windows and doors o f the
W . Q . T u ck e r, M . D.
thick walls are the universal niches w a s a n y ,n 8 o v e r tn e Ience teu
is almost universal it almost ap­ ing o f children in arms.
Physician and Surgeon
for safety.
be devoured by them poultry.
proaches a crime for a child to
Of course at that moment an earth- Well sir, them chickens got fat
Diseases o f Women A Specialty
grow up in ignorance. Those
had to come along.
, w a s sh in n ed to New York
Dr. Brown's Old Office
Chicago barbers have declared quake
Like a flash the merchant shot into an WaS sn'PPea 10 iNew i o 1 k
Forest Grove, Ore.
children in later life when re­ war upon the safety razor and one o f the window niches, yelling to 3-n* won d a y I seen in the papers Main Street,
quired to make a livelihood are its users. The first assault will the stranger: -Prontol Pronto!” which aa how some o f ’ em had hopped
forced i n t o competition with probably be a charge o f one dol­ means -qu ick ! qu ick!"
I r ig h t 0ut o f a platter in a swell
V ic t o r H . L im b e r
narrating the incident afterward
those who had the advantage of lar for a hair cut to all self-shav­ the ln Scotchman
Funeral Director and Embalmer
eatin’
place
after
being
roasted,
said, "I didn't know
schooling and without the proper ers. Fine advertising stunt for Spanish, and X didn’t know wbat j an’ went hoppin’ around the
Modern Equipments
‘pronto’ meant, but you may bet I
preparation they are in no condi Gilette and his colleagues.
room just like a grasshopper.
Drontoed all the same.”
Chapel,
Forest Grove
tion to meet the competition and
The Kid Glove Kid.
“ But derned if I didn’ t always
they fall to their level, which is
The average kid glove, according to believe it was just a newspaper
Uncle Sam,
those who should know, is uot made
usually some house o f detention.
Dr. C. E. B ock m a n n
o f kid at all, but o f goat or lamb skin. joke, after all.”
Banker for the People
It is a solemn duty, paramount
The kids from which the real kid glove
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Chiropractor
to anything else demanded of
The postal savings banks soon is rnude are nurtured and cared for al- a x T A T A T T
Consultation
Free
good citizenship, that parents to be opened in various sections most as carefully us are race horses. A J yd A y ’ W
Office next door to Forest Grove Press
Most of them are reared in a moun- * * * ^ » * .4 A A v j
compel their children to attend o f the country by the United taiuous district o f France. The kids
Home office: 151 East 28 St., Portland
school. If they are not disposed States Government will prove o f are nourished on milk alone and are
to do this or it is not within their undoubted value to the thrift in- never allowed to eat grass,' as that
would coarsen the skin. The kid is
power, then it becomes the duty dined among the poorer clasess, kept
In a pen, where he can receive
o f the state to require it, and to in-as-much as they will permit no scratch or bruise. They are thus
accomplish this the law provides o f their placing their savings in ! keP‘ - a8 11 were- tn «»“ on
unttI
for the appointment o f a truant absolutely secure hands. Amounts the age when the skin ls of most value.
They are then carefully killed and the
officer. The duty o f this officer from ten cents to one hundred skin dressed with the utmost skill.
is to require all o f school age to dollars may be deposited, but no Sheep, deer and colts are also used for
AND
attend school. Now it is a fact sum greater than $100. may be 'so called kid and dogskin gloves.
Living Indelible Ink.
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that not only in this district but deposited in one calendar month,
I f the shell of the Purpura lapillus
in other school districts in the and the total balance is limited
be broken there is seen on the back of
county there are children who to $500.
the animal, just under the skin, a
should be in school who are not,
Two per cent interest will be slender, whitish vein which contains
M rs. M . A . T h o m a s
but on the other hand are being paid annually to depositors, and a yellow liquor. »Vheu this liquor is
Fashionable Dressmaker
allowed to grow up like weeds Uncle Sam expects to use the applied to linen with a small brush
and exposed to the sun it becomes
which some day it is more than money in such a way that suffic­
Cor. 2nd. S t’ and 1st. Ave. South.
successively green, blue and purple
likely the state will be compelled ient more will be secured to pav and Anally settles into a hriiaunt un­
F orest G ro v e , O regon
ik e ' Ä * * ’ '
to cut down. There is nothing all expenses o f the enterprise.
changeable crimson. House wn es of
England Uuve growing uuundant T h at's tile v e rd ict o f th ose
so important in the early train­
The youngster who desires to New
ly ou the seaside roots in their neigu-
O r e g o n E le ctric T im e Card
ing o f a child as proper schooling save may open an account by borboods little living bottles of iuueli-
w h o patronize
and if in any case the parent buying a ten cent postal savings hle ink uot to be excelled in beauty
ARRIVES
LEAVES
fails or neglects to require the card. When he has $1 to his or durability by any in-.,ala- Hired
F orest Grove
at Portland
product, since ueither aciu nor alcohol
attendance o f the child in school credit he will receive a certificate will affect this juice o f the whelk.—
Our Stock Is Complete
6:50 a m
8:00 a m
O u r C lerks A r e - o u r t e o u s
8:10 a m
9:50 a m
it is the duty o f the state to step of deposit The married woman Youth's Companion.
10:30 a m
O u r P rices A r e L ow
11:40 a m
in and take the parents place. may also deal with Uncle Sam’s
1 :S0 p m
12:20 p m
1 40 p m
2:50 p m
This is a good and proper concep­ bank secure in the knowledge
Let Us Please You, Too
4:10 p m
5:20 p m
tion o f civic responsibility and no that the account will be subject
8:10 p m
7:00 p m
9:45 p m
10;50 p m
school district in the county to her order only, as the law pro­
should permit children to roam vides that such an account ‘ ‘shall
Main Street
it Is not time yet to bang up the Ind. Plicne 701
ARRIVES
LEAVES
at will, but enforce the provis­ be free o f any control or inter­ currycomb. As long as the rows are Pac. States 26
Forest Grove
Forest Grove
P ortland
In the barn use It freely and carefully.
ions o f a good and well advised ference by her husband. ”
8:16 a m
7:05 a m
Tha Only Milk Prs*arvativs.
law.”
9:40 a m
8:30 a m
This new project o f our Uncle
The best preservative for milk Is
11:30 a tn
10:20 a m
We do not intimate that condi­ Samuel, while carefully hedged cold, and it Is the only one to use. The
12:10 p m
1:20 p m
tions in Washington county are with red-tape and numerous other two best friends o f the dairyman are
3:20 p m
2
p m
4:40 p ai
3-30 p m
such as to require the supervision safe-guards, so that it will not Ice and cleanIIuess.
6:40 p m
5:30 p m
Good
Point
Whon
Buying
a
Cow.
o f a truant officer, but we do “ interfere with business,” is a
9:35 p m
8:25 p m
J. A. Brown, Prop.
Lhm’t lie fooied when buying a row
think the quotation above is most gratifying step onward in with the assertion that "she Is an easy
coper
You want a row that is a
worthy o f attention and careful the march o f progress.
S atu rda y G n ly
Lvs Portland 11:30 p m — Ar. F.G. 12:35*®
ueiirty eater and a big drinker.
S u.v'ny • n y
perusal, and should receive the
L vf F..G, 3:30 p m— Ar. at Prrtl*nrf 4-40 c ®
Clean Dairying Profitable.
consideration o f every parent in
( lean dairying pays
It was never
Forest Grove and the county.
nrhe-wi.se. There has Hlways been a Spacial Conveyances Over the
Embarrassing.
“ Dear me. Tommy,” remarked the -a different* lu price liefween butter
Wilson River Route
Prints
young man who bad been calling Uve m de lu it cleat! dairy and the other
Don’t misjudge the quiet chap. years, “this la a line thick rug In from -.Inti
to Tillamook
Letter Heads, Envelopes,
He may be sawing a pile o f wood. of the sofa."
Don’t Sell the Best Cows.
Business Cards, Calling
“Yea; pa gave It to sis.” conflded
Never let a buyer go In your herd
Tommy.
• ad pick the best cow unless you are
Cards. Statements. Bill
Horae* Bought, Sold
“ Very nice of him, 1 am sure.”
goiog out o f the dairy business. Bet­
The fellow who doesn’ t know
Heads, Circulars.
“Yas; be dJd It on your account ter sell the poor ones at a canning
when he is licked most frequent­
an
d
E
x
ch
a
n
g
e
d
price.
Anything else that can be pt0"
though."
ly isn’ t
"My account r
duced with ink and paper. I**
Value of Proper Feeding.
"1 should say so. Pa said be was
To make dairying profitable tha cows
us have your next order.
afraid you were getting cold feet.”
must be of the best, and they must be
Costly binding doesn’ t make
will deliver you a satisfactory »n®
But Just then a small boy was grab­ fed properly the whole year through.
F orest G ro v e , O re .
the b ook -n or a flashy “ front” bed by a blushing young lady and The “feast and famine" practice Is
lockad In the basement —Chicago News.
» profit la a dairy.
the man.
A n A rtistic Job
PLEASED
W. J. R. BEACH
REAL ESTATE
INSURANCE
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THE DAIRYMAN
GROCERY
H. T. Giltner
FASHION STABLES
Commercial Trade Solicited
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