We are not so much different There was an old woman
Dr. Cook once more to the front
Who lived in a shoe;
with a confession of not reach from our forefathers who burn
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PROFESSIONAL
She
hadn’t any children,
ing the pole. Why not write it ed witches at the stake. We
G. E. S e c o u r
So
there
wasn’t
much
to
do.
DI R E C T O R Y
skin politicians at the polls and
on the ice?
in the City of
She
made
her
husband
get
the
lunch,
F orest G ro ve , O regon ,
roast’em to a fare-you-well.
(A bone o f much contention),
THURSDAY of EACH WEEK.
The prediction o f 93,000,000
And
then she hastened to attend
When you see a man going
population for the whole country
I ndependent P hones
W. M. Langley & Son
A
suffragist
convention!
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R esidence 231 will be shaded somewhat by re down hill don't put stumbling
blocks in his road and then try to
turns from the rural districts.
Law yers
Entered at the post office at Forest Grove, Ogn
make
folk believe you are en
am mail matter o f the second cla^s.
“Windy Jim” Discourses
Forest Grove, Ogn.
A report from Chicago advises deavoring to head him off.
T e r m s o f S u b s c r ip t io n
“ Speakin’ ’ bout hot times ’ ’ said
that the price of sauer-kraut will
CASH IN ADVANCE
“ Windy Jim” at the close of a
One Year $1.00 - Six Months .75
A South Dakota Indian, Hicag- long winded spouting of hot air J. N. Hoffman
be higher in 1911 than at pres
Attomey-at-Lcra>
ent. It beats the dutch how the aliheyapipin by name, was bump by the village politican “ reminds
Display advertisements for publica
Collection» and all buainea» entru»ted to a
ed
by
an
auto
a
short
time
ago,
necessities
of
life
do
grow.
tion in the PRESS must be in this office
me of once when Bill Sykes an’ given prompt attention. Attorney for Fori.
resulting in several o f his conso me took up some claims out in Grove Collection Agency.
not later than Tuesday evening to in
Otfice-Hoffman Bldg. Pacific Ave.
sure appearance in current issue.
A Portland wife beater was nants being badly misplaced.
Kansas.” “ We built our dug- Ind. Phone 502
Forest Grove
sentenced to four months in jail
outs outen nacheral sod an’ purty
After you have given i n to close teu gether so as to be some
and then turned loose on parole.
H. W. Vollmer, M. D.
In Delaware they flog wife beat your wife to stop her crying, kumpany fer each other.”
ers, which is a fitting punishment don’t it make you mad to hear
Physician and Surgeon
“ Every thing went on lovely
her
tell
the
neighbors
how
she
for
that
species
of
brute.
Office in Abbott Bldg.
fer a while, we broke up some
About
can
work
you
for
anything
she
Both
Phones
Forest Grove, Ogn.
Bad Walks
sod an’ had a fine krop of corn
wants.
Chicago up-to-date w i t h a
an’ kain an’ some wheat when
As a result of stepping on a
court to settle Lover’s quarrels.
long in May it stopt rainin’ an’ Dr. O. H. Scheetz
rotten board in a sidewalk not
It may be alright, but we always
A Chicago man chewed up a fergot to begin again. Long in
ChiropraElic Spinologist
far from the business section of
supposed quarrels of that charac $5 bill with a sandwich—but the July sometime things was gittin’ Specialist in nervous diseases, lung trouble,
the city, one afternoon last week,
ter were generally settled with a restaurant keeper sympathized kinda withered like an’ one rheumatism, in fact all diseases.
a young lady received a fall anc
box of bon bons and a -----
Office next to LaCourse’s store
with him and let him have the mornin’ I woke up dreamin’ as
a badly sprained ankle.
sandwich for nothing, so he came how I was hearin an’ sure enuff
The condition of many walks
out
even, anyway.
A
real
unselfish
man
is
one
who
thar was somebody singin’ away W. H. Hollis
about the city is such as to cre
like
a bird at early dawn.”
gets
busy
moving
things
out
of
ate comment of a most unfavor
A itorney-at-Law
“
Well
sir by gosh if thar
the
way
of
the
one
who
is
rapid
Any
man
who
votes
in
Norway
able character, especially from
strangers. As has been freque- ly coming to the front, observes must be vaccinated. Here it is wasn’t Bill a sitin’ on his stove
Forest Grove, Ogn.
moralist. But there are not different; many who vote here pipe an’ lookin’ out towards the
ly pointed out in these colnmns,
in practically every case but lit many of that kind in the world. appear to have been afflicted j cloudless sun rise an’ this yers
with something that is akin to what the korus to his song was: W. Q. Tucker, M. D.
tle more than a few nails and a
Physician and Surgeon
The Pullman Sleeping Car Com insanity, but up to-date nothing | “ Oh kansas land, hot Kansas
board or two would be required
Diseases of Women A Specialty
land,
to place a majority of the walks pany has reduced the charges on has been discovered that h a s |
Dr. Brown’s Old Office
As on me dug-out rufe I stand,
in a safe condition, and a num sleeping accomodations in a num much effect on that class.
Main Street,
Forest Grove, Ore.
“ Only what beat me was that
ber o f property owners have ber o f specific instances. We
followed the suggestions offered. presume the next move will be
A professional burglar, who Bill was roostin’ on the stove
Victor H. Limber
It is safe to say that such walks to place a charge on the bedding became convinced that the occu pipe all the time
Funeral Director and Embalmer
“ And look away across the
as remain unsafe, are so because in order to avoid a cut in divi- pation was hazerdous and scarce
planes,
Modern Equipments
of either gross carelessness or un dens.
ly worth the game, admits that
An’ wonder why it never ranes,
willingness upon the part of the
a job that pays $10 a week is to
C h a p e l,
F o r e s t Grove
I view the burnin’ fields ore,
property owners to go to a little
The discovery is now made be preferred to the uncertainty
An’ wish meself in-----
expense. F o r such cases we that shark’s meat is palatable of a pick-up by the burglar and
suggest that the city council de and nutricious and the discovery the danger o f being picked up by “ Gosh all fishhooks who p u t Dr. C. E. Bockmann
Chiropractor
thet fire kricker in this here nail
vise some method whereby the is offered as a solution of the the police.
keg?”
keeping of the walks in good ligh cost of living problem.
Consultation Free
“ Whar was it he was wishin’ Office next door to Forest Grove Press
condition will be compulsory. A Anybody who has studied that
A person who sacrifices him
Home office: 151 East 28 St., Portland
series of condemnations, fol problem knows that the shark self to leave the fruits of his himself at Windy? inquired Cy
lowed with reconstruction by the las raised it, and can never be toil to posterity, is making two Mullens, guiltily. ‘ Why out in
city,charges paid by the property relied upon to settle it.
mistakes. He is not getting the Oregon, of course ye yit, where
owners, will be about the action
enjoyments of life he is entitled e*3e
suPP°se a fellerer d go
necessary in some cases; and
The great want of this world, to and would appreciate and is a^ter bein burnt up in Kansas?”
such a course will be fully justi says an exchange, is men; men giving them to those not entitled
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fied, for the condition of side who are honest and sound from to them and who cannot fully ap
walks is a decided factor in a
center to circumference, true to preciate them.
AND
town’s growth and prosperity,
leart’s core; men who will con
Get busy, some one, or some demn wrong in friend or foe, in
You Use the
The laziest man is being reviv
body, and put the walk* in a pre themselves as well a s others;
Best Flour?
ed—not exactly that, either, but
sentable and safe condition.
men whose consciences are as instance showing the lazy man.
steady
sa the needle to On a western paper a fellow
Mrs. M. A. Thomas
the
pole;
men
who stand for spells photograph “ 4tograph” .
How Girls
the right if the heavens totter There hav^been only four worse
Fashionable Dressmaker
Can Get “ Liked”
and the earth falls; men that than he. One lived in Kansas
Cor. 2nd. S t- and 1st. Ave. South.
There is much needless moan
lave
courage
without
shouting;
and
dated
his
letters
“
11
worth;”
Forest Grove, Oregon
ing over unpopularity and selfish
men
in
whom
the
currents
of
another
spelled
Ten
nesee,
‘
‘lOac
’
’,
favoritism among some girls.
They blame others for their lack everlasting life run still, deep another spelled Wyandotte ‘Y&.’,
Oregon Electric Time Card
of success when the fault lies and strong; men who do not crv and the other was John Hole,
or
spoil
their
voices
to
be
heard
who
signed
his
name
by
writing
with themselves.
ARK.VES
LEAVES
at Portland
F oreet G ro v e
Do you wonder why you are on the street but who will not J. and punching a hole in the
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not liked as much as other girls? :’ail or be discouraged, till judge paper.
Try a Sack for $1.50
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ment be set on the earth; men
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Look in—notout—for the reason.
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who will not lie; men who are
T h«ra'* No Place Like, Eto.
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Almost invariably the secret of
W ife—What sort o f a play would
not too lazy to work, nor to o
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being liked is to be likable. The
like to see’t
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proud to be poor; men who hold you
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Husband — Something lively, that
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girl who is honestly determined
their places and keep them; men keep» you awake and has plenty of
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to give pleasure—not to be pleas
who are willing to eat what they music In it
ed, which is something quite diff
“ Cm: You’d better stay at home and
ARRIVES
LEAVES
have paid for.
take care o f the baby.” —Life.
erent—rarely falls short of suc
F ore.t Grow
Portland
Tales Out of School
cess. If we want to be liked,
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7:05 a m
Suitor—I suppose your father Is alto
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The
calm
before
the
storm
s
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few of us are so unfortunate that
gether taken up with business?
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often
the
fault
of
the
husband
we fail, provided our desire to
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Her Little Brotber-Yes. dad think*
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win favor is not mere selfish pol whose coolness causes the ex o f nothing else. That must have been
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why ma said to sister last night that If
icy or mean currying of good plosion.
6:40 pa
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you meant business It was about Ume
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will. Often the girl who tries
you talked to papa.-Brooklyn Life.
J.
A.
Brown,
Prop.
To
keep
the
dust
off
your
mer
hardest to be liked because of the
Saturday Only
benefits in store for popularity chandise. use printer’s ink —then
In Demand.
Lva Portland 11:30 p m —Ar. F.G. lt d » * "
San :.ty n y
falls short, while her less self- it will not be on your shelves “ An Infant In u i unman car set up a
Lva F..O. S JO p m— Ar. at V<»Hand H I » "
loud wall and would not L>« cotniort-
seeking sister, who is likable be long enough to gather dust
t d , ' narrates a nigh railroad official,
cause she herself likes others,
"and i came forward and told tue Special Conveyances Over the
T h e Press Prints
not what those others may give,
The question of a Birmingham
1
b«‘p*u to
WiUon River Route
raise five and that 1 thought 1 could
wins out. Do not get soured or paper, "Who is running this na •ecure a qurelua. 1 put the little tum-
to Tillamook
Letter Heads, Envelopes,
pessimistic if you think your tion, anyhow?” gives rise t t ie tum across uiy knees and with a geu-
Business Cards, Callmi M \
Ue
Joggiug
achieved
beautiful
results.
charms are unappreciated. M ake query, “ Is the nation on the run?”
“ Instead of giving ma the credit 1
Cards. Statements, BiljTl
it your business to be so agree
deserved some drummers in the car
Horses Bought, Sold
Heads. Circulars.
able that liking cannot fail to
A wise housewife showed a disapproved o f my butting in.'
Anything
else that can be ^
*nd
Exchanged
“
At
2
a.
m.
the
baby
woke
up
and
come your way.
tramp the woodpile and said; stayed awake and kept every one else
duced with ink and paper, jj*
’ Thoee who labor not, neither in the car aw ska. Finally a giuff
us have your next order,
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The merry war in dear old Mex shall they e a t” ‘That’s too old voice asked:
will deliver you a satisfactory**
“ 'Where a that infernal mush treaded
still continues, much to the de- a saw for me.” the tramp re fool that put it to sleep this aiter-
Forest G rove, O re.
light of the moving picture trust plied, as he started on his way. ■oon. 1 wonder Y " —New York iirnea.
F orest G rove P ress
W. J. R. BEACH
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