' “The Lord loveth a cheerful
F o r e s t G r o v e P r e s s the palette and brush ever The Man
With
the
Grouch
giver and the average man lines
brought
to
this
city.
And
this
Published ft Edited by
PROFESSIONAL
view
we
hold
to
be
eminently
There is no figure more famil. : a cheerful loser,’’ appeared in a
G. E. S e c o u r
DIRECTORY
correct.
In th e C ity of
iar than the man with an imagin­ local sheet this past week, which
F o r e s t G rove , O regon ,
He claims the minds of the ary grievance, who is convinced has been, up to a week or so ago,
THURSDAY of EACH WEEK. students were taken away from
that some one is trampling on all edited and managed by the most
their
studies
for
one
week.
We
I n d e p e n d e n t P h o n e s
ten of his toes every hour of the uncheerful loser it has ever been W . M. Langley £. Son
are
again
unable
to
agree,
but
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day. Y qu will find him in every our misfortune t o have for a
maintain that their minds were walk of life. He may be other competitor. A little co mistency,
Lau'yers
E n tered a t th e poet office a t F o sest Grove, Ogn
just that much enriched a n d wise painstaking and efficient if it had ever been shown, would
M m ail m a tte r o f th e aecond cla ■.
Forest Grove, Ogn.
improved, and we do not believe and way down beneath his crab­ have warranted the publication
T erms o r S ubscription
of
the
paragraph
quoted,
l
ut
of
any
ill
effects,
or
dropping
off
in
CASH IN ADVANCE
bedness there may be likeable
the standard of recitations have qualities, but they’re too deep all the legion of croakers in ex­ J. N. H offm an
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been noticed, because of this art and the world is too busy to dig istence, we believe the former
Attoiney-at-Lar»
Display advertisements for publics
sole proprietor of the sheet in
exhibit;
rather do we think that them out.
C ollodion» and all bu«inesa entrusted to m
tion in the PRESS must be in this ollice
Riven p ro m p t a tte n tio n . A ttorney for Forest
C ollection A gency.
not later than Tuesday evening to in study has been stimulated.
It would be bad enough if the question to be the supreme chief. G rove
Q^ce-Hoffman Bldg. Pacific Ave.
He states that a number of malady were confined to himself, Don’t give utterance to some­
sure appearance in current issue.
Forest Grove
complaints from parents have but it never is. Soreheadism is thing you have neither the dis­ Ind. Phone 502
been heard. We have i n our more contagious than chicken- position or backbone to substant­
hands the written approval of pox. One disseminator o f ill iate.
H. W . Vollm er, M. D.
over
parents, and a number feeling can poison an entire com­
P hysijjpn and Surgeon
from patrons of the schools.
A
New
York
woman
recently
munity.
One
individual
c
a
n
Office in Abbott Bldg.
The News
He advises that more time be plant enough of the seeds of dis­ received a very unclean dollar
Both
Phones
Forest Grove, Ogn.
Plunges the Knife
devoted to teaching and less in content and dissatisfaction in a bill and after putting it through
In it’s issue of last Thursday side issues, intimating that the ! town to rear weeds that will com­ soap suds and a wringer, pre­
the Washington County News, parents would be better pleased. pletely choke its growth a n d sented it at a bank, where it was O. W . Hum phrey
through the medium of its so- This is a reflection upon the abil­
promptly turned down as acount-
jltto rn ey-a i-L a w
prosperity.
called editorial column, proceeds ity of the teachers in the Forest
The man who looks for trouble erfeit. Perhaps she thought she O fficr-K . P. Bldg.
Phone 644
to berate the public school offic­ Grove schools, and as such can
is pretty sure to find it. The could buy more with a clean bill,
Forest Grove, Oregon
ials for sanctioning and indors­ not go by unnoticed. We have
man who looks upon every one as but we never could find time to
ing the art exhibit which was re­ as yet failed to hear a complaint
his enemy is doing his utmost to wash ’em up.
Dr. O. H. S cheetz
cently held in the K. of P. Hall as to the methods of teaching
make them such, and he usually
Chiropratlic Spinologist
This stand upon the part of the employed, the studies underway,
succeeds. The chip on the shoul­ The girl students of Tacoma’s Foccialiai In nervou» diseases, lung trvubl»,
News is but what could be ex­ or that not sufficient knowledge
der finds a ready jostler.
largest educational institute have rh e u m a tism , in fa c t all di easesi.
pected, for that paper has con­ was being imparted, and we can
Office next to LaCourse's store
The man who rails at humanity renounced switches, puffs, rats
sistently and determinedly be­ not determine why criticism so
in general will profit by an hour’s and all other accessories to mod­
littled every proposition which manifestly unjust should be giv­
self-analysis. Find out if your ern beauty requirements as re­ W . H. H o i.is
has had a tendency to assist or en voice to, and we cannot under­
benefit the city, its residents, or stand why it should be tolerated. reasons for a quarrelsome attitude gards the hair, and are now
Attorney-cl-Lavo
are valid. Choke back t h e wearing their tresses in becom­
its institutions.
It is our opinion that the Art
ing styles, minus the false adorn­
The writer of the article in Exhibit was an excellent stimu croak—and
Forest Grove, Ogn.
CHEER
UP!
ments. Bully for the girls, say
question is evidently the propri­ ant to study, and of proven val­
Try optimism for a change. we.
etor of a perpetual grouch, or ue from an educational stand
W . Q. Tucker, M. D.
Surprise
yourself by smiling now
else it is simply the ravings of a point, and in this opinion we are
Physician and Surgeon
The men of Park Ridge,a sub­
mind diseased. If the former, upheld by practically everyone and then.
Diseases
of Women A ¡specialty
“ IF YOU CAN’T SMILE, urb of ( hicago, have entered up­
we feel for him nothing but pity; approached upon the subject, and
Dr.
Brown’s Old Office
if the latter, then we would ad­ all the disparaging articles that GRIN.” For laughter—honest on an eating contest, to run for Main Street,
Forest Grove, Ore.
vise his consulting a veterinary. may be written cannot change lau g h ter-is BETTER MEDIC­ thirty days. Their wives and
sweethearts a n d prospective
It is conclusive evidence, what­ the opinion of the people who INE than liver pills.
sweethearts
to act as cooks and V ictor H. Limber
ever the cause, that his know­ have s o emphatically indorsed
Funeral Director and Embalmer
trainers. As the plan originat­
ledge of modern educational the late exhibit by attaching Platonic M arriage
Modern Equipments
methods is decidedly lacking. their signatures to a statement
Omitting sentimental pyrotech­ ed with the ladies, we can look
Chapel,
Forest Crave
for
a
rise
in
matrimonial
stocks.
There is something further to to that effect.
nics, and getting right down to
education in these days of pro­ The trouble with the News is practical, day in and day out,
gress than the simple study of its too ready tendency to tear three meals and millinery exis­ The law of recompense holds Dr. C. E. Bockmann
the three R’s, as is evidenced by down rather than build up. It tence, marriage is not an unsel­ good. You can’t get back what
Chiropractor
the more rapid strides made by prefers to make little of honest fish relationship. A man may you did not give. Marked “ per­
Consultation
Free
pupils of the public schools every­ effort toward improvement,rath­ protest, and he may believe if sonal” to the man who is for­
Office next door to Forest Grove Press
where. Knowledge i s n o t er than to offer encouragement. he is very young and ardent, that ever complaining that he is not
H om e office: 161 E a s t 2H S t., Portland
BEATEN into the young mind And such, we presume, will con­ he is “ taking this woman” to receiving a square deal.
today; it is implanted by more tinue to be its attitude in the work for and cherish, and make
humane and subtile methods. future, to the great detriment of happy; but ’way down among
W . J. R. Beach
Take yourself i n a corner.
Methods that stand approved by Forest Grove and its citizenship. his instincts,if he troubles to look,
Fire and Life Insurance
the highest authorities upon mat­
he will find a conviction that this Ask and ANSWER the questions
Written
vou wouldn’t like somebody else
ters educational in the land.
particular
woman
will
make
a
The study of art is recognized Sidewalks
good home for him, and honor to ask. I t ’s likely to result in a
If you don’t insure with me
And
Wet
Leaves
most improving session.
by every public school system in
him among his fellows; that she
WE BOTH LOSE
The question of better side­ will cater to his patriarchal as­
the United States and included
North First Street, near Main
in the courses of study ¡provided. walks has been agitated by this pirations in providing a family;
Lie not at all. Also refrain
Appropriate pictures adorn the paper consistently and persi - and that in her he will continue from passing out more unpleas­
Forest Grove, Cre.
walls of every school room thru- ently for some time past, and a to find through the years sweet ant truths than the occasion calls
out the country and the receptive great amount of improvement in satisfaction for his soul and body for.
Mrs. M. A. Thom as
minds o f the young are thus the condition of a number o f hunger.
taught from the earliest period walks has resulted. There are
Fashionable Dressmaker
The conviction may be uncon­ Our guardian angels, if they
to absorb the artistic and beauti­ still, however, any quantity of scious. but it is there. If when
Cor. 2nd. S f and 1st. Ave. South.
bad spots to be considered, and a lover woos his lady-love she stay o n t h e job, must have
ful.
Forest Grove, Oregon
The author of the article asks the quicker they are repaired, weretoanswer: “ Yes, I ’ll marry choice opinions of most of us.
what the average child knows of the better it will be for the pro­ you, if you will agree to a platon­
art? We venture to say that perty owners and the pnblic in ic marriage; no children, no love-
That man knows a great deal O regon Electric Tim e Csrd
the average pupil of the Forest general.
making; rooms in a hotel; and an who knows that he doesn’t know j
a r r iv e s
LEAVES
Drastic action will probably be allowance, an old dodo might a great deal.
Grove public schools can tell him
a t P o r tla n d
F o re it G ro v e
more in five minutes relative to necessary in some cases, and accept the terms, but any real
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art as exemplified by pictures, this action we believe the city man out of the wheel-chair stage
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Figures don’t lie, but a lot of
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than he has known or ever will council is prepared to take, if it would promptly take to his heels.
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people
who
use
them
do.
has
not
already
done
so
with
the
know.
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He asks by what right can the appearance of this issue of the which, if a woman knew she was
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ress
.
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going to miss them in the mar­
teachers insist on their pupils
to pay ten cents to see an out­ In connection with the ques- riage relationship, would send
ARRIVES
LEAVES
sider’s pictures and enrich his tion of good walks, the wet leaf her flying from i t —October De­
Çyftland
Foravi
Gra»*
coffers? We have made careful proposition presents i t s e l f , ljneator.
J. A. Brown, Prop.
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investigation and have been un­ Walks all over town are covered
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able to find one case where such with leaves, which have become The title of the little poem we
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insistence was made. The child­ slippery from moisture, making present upon page one. carries a Commercial Trade Solicited
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ren of the various classes were most unsafe walking. We know world o f suggestion- and the
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taken to the exhibit during school of several who have suffered se- poem itself, though probably Spscial Conveyances Over the
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Wilson River Route
hours, and given an opportunity vere falls from this cause alone, crude in construction, is rich in
to view the pictures on display, A few moments work with a thought of the right kind. Thot
to Tillamook
Saturday O n ly
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without cost to them. What was broom will quickly remedy this Qf the welfare of your fellow be-
S un J a y only
yW
Lv» F ..O . * : » v m— A r. a t P o r t'.- * *+ *•
impressed upon the minds of the condition of affairs. Think of jng, of the happiness of others
Horsea Bought, Sold
students was, that if they could your fellow citizen occasionally. 0f the sorrows that can be avoid-
that may be
afford to spend ten cents to see a and endeavor to alleviate a few ed, of the pains
pains that
and Exchanged
moving picture show or attend a of the hardships of existence, saved, in fact, it is worthy of
skating rink, they could well af­ not to increase them. '
personal study and digestion.
is equipped to do tin
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ford to spend a like sum to view
better kind of printing
Forest Grove, Ore.
reproductions and originals o f
Aviation, you know, was an­
‘I t ’s easier to thunder than to
some of the greatest masters of other thing that couldn’t he done. think.”
and we
CAN DO A
FASHION STABLES
The “Press”
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