C u r i o ualy tx p r rs e e a .
C arton* way* of e x p ressin g Ideas ta
E nglish m ay be expected from foreign­
ers. as. for Instance, w hen th e F ren ch ­
m an, w ho m ade a call In th e country
and w as about to be Introduced to th e
fam ily, said : “Ah. ce lad les! Zen I
vould before. If you please, vtsh to
pnrify m ine ‘ands and to sw eep m lna
h air.”
_________________
SMITH WANTS
Dressed Veal
Dressed Pork
Dressed Pigs
Live Chickens
Dressed Chickens
Live Ducks
Dressed Ducks
Live Geese
Dressed Geese
Fresh Eggs
Creamery Butler
Honey
Potatoes
Onions
Apples
Fruit
o f all
Kinds.
Fresh
Vegetables,
A ll Kinds
o f Livestock,
C ig a r box** to r P e p p e r.
A d d ress all S h ip m en ts,
F R A N K L S M I T H M E A T CO.
" f i f h t l n i : t h e B e e f T ru » tM
PORTLAN D. OREGON
Dr. B. E. Wright
SPL IN TE R S.
and
bell 5
C onnecticut Is an e n te rp risin g state.
Its chief p roducts In th e good old days
before th e p u re food law s w ere wood­
en n u tm eg s
and
bassw ood ham s.
Now she b o asts a p h ila n th ro p ist who
w as rec e n tly a rre ste d for g rin d in g op
cig a r boxes and selling th e re su lt a s
pepper.
H ave your teeth out i r t p lat« and brt.iee work
don*. For o u t-of-tow n p atron s w e finish plat«
and bridge w ork in one day if n ecessary.
Fine C are
Fine H a ir
B ig income—sh ip e n terin g th e h a r­
bor.
Too many people Judge the world by
th e ir own breadth.
A m an can be run down in th e street
ae well as In health.
You wont to be sure of your foot­
ing before you clim b too high.
T he Increase In the price of leather
has m ade shoes pinch more than ever.
B enners—A woman Is alw ays chang­
ing h er m ind. Je n n e rs—Not when she
d e c id e s th a t she w ants a new gown.
I t 1s a poor friend th a t w ill pat you
o a th e back an d kick your feet out
from under you a t th e sam e time.
Boyce— I w onder w hat m akes a dog
howl when m usic plays.
Joyce— I
don’t know, unless th e m usic aw akens
th e fleas.
It’s fine care (hat makes fine
h a ir! Use A yer’s H air Vigor,
new improved formula, sys­
te m a tic a lly , conscientiously,
and you will get results. We
know it stops falling hair, cures
dandruff, and is a most elegant
dressing. Entirely new. New
bottle. New contents.
Does not change the color o f the hair.
fo r m u la w 'lh ««oh botti«
%
Show it to you«
-
d o c to r
Ask him About It.
than do as h s says
yers
SEASONABLE TITLE IN SOUTH
Dfiffr
P ain less E x tra c tio n F i t * w h e n p la te s or b rid g e
w ork is o rd e re d . C o n s u 'ta tio n F ree. Y ou can n o t
fret b e t te r p a in le s s w ork a n y w h e re , no m atter
how m uch you p ay.
All W ork fu lly G u a ra n tee d fo r f if t e e n Y ears
Dr. B. E. Wright Co.
342 J Washington St.,
Portland, Oregon
Take car at d epot and tran sfer to W ashington St.
“ FILL Y O U R O W N T E E T H ”
F ILL -O
I f yon h ave ach in g teeth or ca v ities and yoa are
too nervou s for th* den tal o rd ea l try Fill-O , the
hom e d en tist. A t d ru ggist* or by m a il 25c.
FILL-0 MFC CO, 351 E^pir* Bldg.. SuttW. W i*
Blum&er-Frank D rug Co., d istrib u tors for Oregon
T
ry
SuaiKi eye r e m e d y
For R id , W eak. W eery, W ite r y Eye» xod |
GRANULATED EYEU DS I
Murine Ooesn *t SmBrt—Soothes Eye Pain
Drascnte Sell Muria. Eye Rcne-dr, Liquid. 25c, 50c. $1.00
M urine E y* S a lv e , in A tlan tic T u b .., 2 5 c , $ 1 .0 0
EYE BO O K S AND A D V IC E F R E E BY MAIL
M u r in e E y e R e m e d y C o .,C h ic a g o
Cured in
Drink Three Dùys
“The N eal
Cured M e” Habit
1
N o H y p o d e rm ic In je c tio n s .
You can tak e th is treatm en t at th e In stitu te
or your home, and your money w ill be returned
if a p erfec t cu re ia not affected . In v e stig a te
this, it w ill only tak e a few m om en ts to phone
us for in form ation.
Personal and financial
referen ce on application. For fu ll in form a­
tion. phone, w rite or call at »he
N E A L
I N S T I T U T E
Phone. Marshall 2400
\ 3 5 4 Hall St.
PORTLAND. O R F .J
It W ould Seem So.
A yer’s H air Vigor, ss now made ‘'o m our
T he subjoined item appeared in a new improved form ula, is the latest, most
S o u th ern G entlem an Dubbed “G eneral F rench new spaper: “T h ere w as found scientiHc, and in every wnv the very beat
H um idity” B ecause of Hla Ex­
In th e riv e r th is m orning the body of hair preparation ever placed upon the
tre m e U npleasantness.
a soldier cut to pieces and sew ed up m arket. For falling hair and dandruff It
In a sack. The c ircu m stan ces seem is the one great m edicine.
On th e w ide v e ra n d a of an old to preclude any suspicion of suicide.” —— U . d . b j t h . S . C . Ayar C *„ L o w ell.
s o u th e rn h o te l s a t th e titled gentlem eD
w ith th e i r w e e k ly papers a n d cooling
ta in t juleps.
"Jeff," w hisp ered th e Chicago man
w ho had Ju st arriv ed , “can you tell
m e th e d iffe re n t tiU es of those gen­
tle m e n T”
T h e old colored h o stler grinned.
"T e a s, boss.
Ah kin tell po' ebby
ESTABLISHED 40 YEARS
one ob dem .
D at big stout gen'm an
SIXTH,
AT
MORRISON
ST„ PORTLAND, OR.
wkl de em pty Julep glass am O lneral
Tom , eah. De uddeh gen’m an wld de
We w ant you to try this Piano IN YOUR
keep well with im perfect broad grin am O lneral C hesteh, sah.
HOM E FREE. We w ant you to try it a t
d igestion , c lo g g e d b o w els De lean gen’m an d a t am talk in ’ about
our expense because—
de w ah am O ln eral Clay, sah."
A t the end of th irty days th e Piano
and slu ggish liver. Take
T h e C hicago m an w as Interested.
IT SE L F will convince you of th e following
a short course of the Bit­
“ Ah. In d e e d ! A nd who ts th a t crab-
facta:
ters.
It always corrects bedlooking in d iv id u al sittin g In th e cor­
I t ’s the bqat value on e a rth for th e price
n e r T“
such ills and greatly im­
(* 2 75 ) .
“R im ? L ands, boss, h e am so dis­
proves your general health. a g reeab le en so u n p le a sa n t en he
I t ’s M U SIC A L L Y and M E C H A N IC ALLY
m ake yo' so w ahm we does call him
right!
O ln eral H um idity."
We know th ere is so much real value in
this W ellington Piano—w e ’re selling for *27.r,—on easy payments—th a t
A Book Lover.
w e’re willing to let it be I T S O W N SA L E SM A N .
T h e old parson w as en deavoring to
It will tell it's own story to y o u —in your home—if you’ll send us the
So a little m issio n ary w ork behind the
coupon.
big sto n e w alls.
FUuse sen.. me mil particulars concerning this unusual Fiano offer.
Tkey won ¡hi franti »rvc *ar Kotes at
üeaftV _ F jomum *
“W h at b ro u g h t you h ere, my so n ?”
They arc pUated ta Portinai* mosl U u t ‘%) m te i ¿fus. L
field plants b; expmt. Send poni I far c*tak>ime today. THE SiBSkW h e q ueried of an Inm ate.
ROSE NUU ye RIU. lidO C. 51I w . uk .« A t « m . .»ertieai. 0r*coa
N am e..................................................... Address.................. ..........................
“I am here, sir, becau se of m y fond­
n ess for books," an sw ered No. 2323.
"In d e e d !" exclaim ed th e good man
in su rp rise. ’"W hat kind of books,
A T sst of 8hakesp*are.
nitty I ask ?"
Tents, Awnings, Sail*
A frien d of fa th e r’s told m e th a t la
"P ocketbooks," briefly an sw ered th e
U ti, Hu* mocks. C u n t u 4 Cevars
the
only
te
s
t
to
apply
In
considering
1 or 1,000 at factory pric««.
otheo.
PACIfIC
TtNT AND AWNING C<h
w hich p a rts of the doubtful plays are
27 N. First S t.. Portland. Or.
genuine. . . .
"If you w ant to read
S am eness of Opinion.
"I suppose,” said th e yonng m an It. It’s S h ak esp eare; and If you don’t.
w ith th e soiled collar and baggy tro u ­ It lBn't."— Tlie S pectator.
sers, as he sa t down besldo a stra n g e r
A «nay o r a n d C h e m la t,
oward e . btrton
on one of th e park benches, "you - H
- u L v ku
u J i i ville,
i i D , i Coloríalo.
v io i o u v .
K pociuion p r ic e s : G old,
w ouldn't ta k e me for a m em ber of a S ilv e r . L e a d . (1. G o ld , S ilv e r . 75o; G o ld . 60o; Z in o
o r C - o p p e r .ll . M ai U na e n v e lo p e « a n d f u l l p r ic e l is t
. C 0FFE Ë T 7
m illio n aire's family, would you?"
• e n t o n a p p lic a tio n . C o n tro l a n d TTmplrc w ork a »
TEA SPICES
“No," answ ered the stra n g e r, a fte r lio ita d . R e f e re n c e : C a rb o n a te N a tio n a l B a n k .
B A R IN O P O W D E R
183 M adison S t .
P ortland , O ricon slxtng him up, "fran k ly speaking, 1
KODAK
* EXTRACTS
,
w ouldn’t."
C S
JUST RIGHT
"N e ith e r would the m illionaire," re ­ W rit« for catalogue« and literature. D eveloping
«ammiiiij.n-iui.i9.
joined th e young man, sadly, "I asked and printing. Mail orders g iv en prom pt attention
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PORTLAND, O R E '
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148 Third S treet
P O R T L A N D . ORE.
Sherman
F I N K E BROS.
A T R IP TO PORTLAND FREE
CUT RATES IN
PAINLESS DENTISTRY
P a in le s s E x t r a c t i o n ........ Free
, S ilv e r F illin g s ......................... 30c
t G old F i lli n g s .............................75c
r 22 K. Gold C r o w n s ................... $3
2 . « .
W1W P o r cela in C r o w n s ...................$3
L.
M olar G old C r o w n s ................
P
E rid ge W o rk . 22 K. G o ld ... $3
I n la y F ills , P u re G o l d ..........$2
V e r y N ic e R ub b er P l a t e ... .84
B e s t R ub b er P la te o n E a r th ......................................$7
A L L T H IS W O R K 19 G U A R A N T E E D .
D o n ’t th row you r m on ey a w a y . A d ollar saved
Is tw o d o lla r s earn ed . O ur o rig in a l reliab le Modern
P a in le s s M eth od s and ou r p e r fe c te d office eq u ip ­
m en t sa v e s u s tim e an d you r m on ey.
K O D A K S £S dppkl °Ï
CUT DOWN YOUR LIGHT BILL
Tough Luck.
“I suppose," said the kind lady, as
sh e handed th e husky hobo a generous
w edge of apple pie, “th a t your l o t la
Up-to-date Illumination
full of h ard sh ip s ?*'
" D a fs de proper w ord fer It,
Send for Catalogue and
m a’am ." replied the h. h. "In de w in­
Price List
te r w’en de farm ers ain ’t d oin’ nothin
ECONOMICAL LIGHTING COi but e a tln ’ apples an' d rln k ln ' hard
GEO. C. H O G A N . Mar.
cider It’s too cold fer m e t ’ be tram pln
46 Natl* Sixth Si.
PORTLAND. ORL ero u n d ; a n ' In de sum m er peoples’ al­
leys offerin' m e work."
Modern Gasoline Lamps
BOSTON DENTISTS. 5 th ft Morrisen. Peril.nd
Entrance 291H M orrison, opposite Postoffice arid M eier A
Frank. Established ia Portland 10 years. Open evening*
nnril If and Sunday* until 12:10. for people who work.
The Girl Who Lives Alone
ECTaOJSJ
S
K E i -------------
LLE » 9
m o ) k
‘
20333^
A b so lu te ly sm okeless a n d odorless
Is Invaluable in its capacity of quickly giving heat, It will burn
nine hours with one filling. It is safe, smokeless i and odorless;
has a cool handle and a dam per top.
An Indicator show s the smount of oil In the font. The 6Iler-cap Is put In
like a cork in s bottle, and is attached to tbs font by s chain. It has an a u t o ­
m a t i c - l o c k i n g f l a m e s p r e a d e r , which prevents the wick from being
turned high enough to sm oke, and Is easy «0 remove and drop bsck so tbs
wick esn be q u ick ^ c le ire d .
The burner body or gallery cannot become wedded, and esn be unscrewed
In an instant for rewtckin*. Finished la ¡span or nickel, strong, durable, well.
Blade, built for service, and yet light and ornamental.
DwHra b m r ^ n . U nUe! femrt. m n fjf - - ---- •—---- I— —
r«e
S ta n d a rd Oil Company
W ith th o e e too h a v e tie e n l a t h « h a b i t o f pay In « ,
a n d you w ill — t h a t w» o ffe r you a a u h a ta a tla l $*»•
I n « o n a l l w ork a n d yon c a n n o t «art »Hitter p a in l« M
w o rk a n y w h e re , n o m a t t e r h o w m u c h / o n p ay.
IT N E E D E D E X E R C IS E .
w h eth er sh e attends college or g o es to b u sin e ss, n eed s th e
P erfection O il H eater. It w ill heat a cold , ch e e rle ss
boarding h ou se or dorm itory room and m ake It livable. It
is alw ays a ready help in the m any
things w om en do for th e m se lv e s
in their room s. W ith the dam per
top opened it w ill heat w ater for
tea or c o c o a ; it w ill dry the sm all
articles that a wom an prefers to
w ash herself in her ow n room. It
w ill quickly heat an iron or curling
ton gs; q uickly dry w et sh o e s or
sk irts— an ever readv help for the
wom an w h o liv e s alone, d ep en d ­
ent on her ow n resou rces.
The
> E R F E C T flO ]
Compare Our Prices
W. L. D O U G LA S
HAND -SEW ED Q U
PROCESS
A C C
O n U E . 0
MEN’S »2.00. «2.60, «2.00, «6.60, »4.00, »6.00
WOMEN'S *2.50, »8,*3.40, *4
BOYS’ #2.00, *2.80 &, »8.00
THE STANDARD
FOR 3 0 YEARS
They are absolutely the
most [Mpularand beatahoee
for the price In America.
They are the leaders every­
where because they bold
their shape, fit better,
look hotter and wear lon-
5 .0 0
II roar dealar
O rder C a t a l o g .
A il w o r k f u l l y g u a r a n t e e d f o r f i f t e e n y e a r« .
W ise D en tal C o . , i « c .
P N U
falttni BuHdlet. Third and Wast,l*etan P0«TUUt0. ML
t t f l l K N w r i t In a t o a d v e r t i s e r * p i e
IT
m e n tio n th is paper.
Painless Dentists
o m o « B o a rs:
• A. M . to I F. a t.
ftiaA ay a. » t e l
No. 42—'19
Jaqae« Míg. Co.
Chicago.
Mr. B lllyuns—Mr autom obile looks
like It had been subjected to m ighty
bod tr e a tm e n t Did you h av e It out
w hile I waa aw ay?
Hla C hauffeur—Yl*. aor.
I—e r —e r
It a Uttle, ao r. tvry day,
W ent W rong.
B tee fc . s a e r y d e w b e ’. r s p r s o d t h . s k y ;
K llJ o rO a n 'a la w n w a a v e r y d r y :
H a s p r in k le d It w it h m l s h t s a d m a l n -
Y e t a ll t h e a s m s . It d id n ’t r a in .
W ant Som ething B etter.
“T always find." sold Deacon H*rd-
aerw, “that the Lord w ill provide,
eotneberw."
"Tea. bat the people o f title country
are gerttln' so they ain't winin' to be
provided tor merely som ehow,“ replied
the Infidel a/ the neighborhood.
Stands for
•
Q u ality
E conom y
P urity
In providing th e fam ily’s m eals, don’t
be satisfied w ith an y th in g b u t th e
b e s t K C guaranteed perfec­
tion a t a m oderate price. It
m akes everything better.
T ry and see.
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