F o r est G rove P r ess
Published & Edited by
G. E. S e c o u r
in tha City o f
F orest G rove , O regon ,
parent wishes that the boy could
Do not be too easily deceived
go through the school books as by anything that poses as states-
rapidly as he got-s through the manship. Maybe its only a big
wad o f hair and a loud voice.
school pants.
but some o f ’em didn’ t have any.
We will not tell his name, as he
is a married man, and his hair is
thin enough already, yet.
THURSDAY o f EACH WEEK. How About
That Shed for Horse*?
I n d e p e n d e n t P hones
O f f i c e 505
R e s i d e n c e 231
Winter is fast approaching,and
soon
the chill winds and cold rains
Entered at the post office at Forest Grove, Oirn
aa mail matter o f the second cla s.
will beat upon the poor beasts left
standing for hours in a patient
T e r m s o f S u b s c r ip t io n
CASH IN ADVANCE
and pathetic line on Main street,
On* Year >1.00
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Six Month* .75
Display advertisements for publics-
tion in the PRESS must be in this office
not later than Tuesday evening to in-
»ure appearance in current issue.
In Russia it is against the law
A man was arrested in Wiscon-
to marry more than five times, sin who acknowledged he had
Even in Ruasia we can’ t see why not bathed for ten years. This
such a law should be necessary, seems like a long time but a man
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j once told us he had been in the
A physician says that going on water all over only once in forty
the stage is a sure cure for the years, and it was a case o f Hob
unless some provision is made to blues. Somebody ought to pro son’s choice then, as the “ Jonnie
test against this prescribing for Rebs” were after him, and he
house them while their owneis
was compelled to swim a river.
are gathered in the warm stores, the individual at the expense o f
PROFESSIONAL
DIRECTORY
W . M. L an gley & Son
Law yers
Forest Grove, Ogn.
J. N. H offm an
A ttorney-at-Lam
Collections and all business entrusted to m
ffiven prompt attention. Attorney for Fo»S*
Grove Collection Agency.
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trading farm produce for grocer-
public.
O^ice-Hoffman Bldg. Pacific Ave
ies, and gassing about politics and
=
Ind. Phone 502
Forest Grove
Speaking about paying taxes,
hard times.
A rainbow story from New ain’ t it surprisin’ how some peo
The merciful man is merciful York says Hearst is going to join ple will plume themselves over H. W . V ollm er, M. D.
to his beast, is a statement com- Roosevelt. A vagrant newsboy the possession o f a little wad?
Physician and Surgeon
wjtjj ing from a pretty good authority, arrestes at C h i c a g o several You will occasionally find people
The PRESS is published
Office in Abbott Bldg.
months
ago
volunteered
to
the
But suppose the man happens to
| who blow into a community with
the constant aim o f best serving
Both Phones
be not merciful? His case calls, authorities: “ Me and Taft live in about as much o f the long green
Forest Grove, Ogo.
our advertisers and subscribers.
then, for attention from the so Washington.”
as
a
man
in
Portland
will
spend
We believe they are interested in
ciety organized for the protection
in a year on toy automobiles and O . W . H um phrey
the publication, and we shall be
o f dumb animals. It is a melan
fancy “ bull” pups, and expect
pleased to receive any suggestion
ylltorney-at-Law
the natives to kow-tow to him as
looking towards its improvement. choly commentary on the nine
O ffict-K . P. Bldg.
Phone 644
teen
hundred
years
o
f
constant
though he owned the earth.
If you know any news items of
Forest Grove, Oregon
teaching, having for its object the
interest, such as visitors to or
Pungent Paragraphs
from the city, weddings, social subjugation o f man’s baser na
by the
A Seattle lady, six feet tall,
Dr. O. H. Scheetz
gatherings, births, deaths, new ture, and the instilling in his
Press
Man
twenty-five years old, and weigh-
mind
o
f
the
facts
that
it
is
only
ChiropraElic Spinologist
improvements, fires, accidents,
j ing three hundred and fifty Specialist in nervous diseases, lung Uouble,
etc., either in town or country, by practicing the qualities o f mer
rheumatism, in fact all diseases.
! pounds, is being sued for divorce,
phone them in. make a note of cy and justice and fair play, thatj The worm has turned.
Office next to LaCourse's store
her husband claiming he is un
the occurances and hand in at the we can i ise to higher things, and |
able to support her, as she eats
office, or tell Mr. Ed. S. Sparks, yet, under the very spires o f thej Better a limp in the foot than
six pounds o f meat and fifteen W . H. Hollis
temples
wherein
these
truths
are
who is reporter for the PRESS,
in the head.
i pounds o f vegetables in one day.
about it. Your kindness will be taught, becompelled to witness a
A tlorney-at-Laq
Now wouldn’ t that frost you?
daily
example
o
f
man’s
inhuman
-1
appreciated.
When you have
Warmed
over
love
is
a
good
And we, having our eyes out for
read your paper, kindly hand it to ity to his faithful servants. It deal like warmed-over beefsteak:
Forest Grove, Ogn.
a better half, have always delud
is
not
only
in
the
larger
cities
some one not a subscriber. If he
Not
very
much
life
to
it.
ed ourselves that a package of
that the S.P.C. A. is needed, but
reads a copy we will land him.
tea occasionally, with a box of W . Q . T u cker, M. D.
the
smaller
towns
and
villages
j
Loyally yours,
Physician and Surgeon
marsh-mallows
on the side, would j
We can bear to meet the mas
THE PUBLISHER. need them also. It is a peculiar
Diseases
o f Women A Specialty
be
about
all
the
feminine
half
o
f
trait in human nature that while culine woman, but the nerveless
Ind. phones: Office 505.
Dr. Brown’s Old Office *
the
sketch
would
require.
Residence 285 or 231.
the witnessing o f violent cruelty old mollycoddle o f a “ Lizzie”
Main Street,
Forest Grove, Ore.
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will bring instant resentment a man gets our goat.
long-drawn-out species o f inhum-!
In regard to the wedding bells V ictor H. Limber
Let Them Be
i anity that causes infinitely more
It does not surprise us that the that were to ring in celebration
Entire-County Fair*
Funeral Director and Embalmer
: misery in the end, will pass by fool and his money are soon sep- o f t h e nuptials o f a popular
Our neighboring town. Hills- un noticed. That is why these
Modern Equipments
arated.but what we cannot under- young couple in this city, as an-
boro, opens, today, a street fair g0cieties are needed.
»p e l,
F o r e s t Grove
stand is how the fool ever sue- nounced in last week’ s P ress , we
and carnival, which has come to
ceeded in getting a wad together, are compelled to say that it is ail
be an annual event with the W hy “ Blind Pigs” Exist
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i off. The troo-so had been pur-
Dr. C4 E. Bockmann
county seat. There is on display
Speaking
o
f
“
blind
pigs,”
or
If
a
man
runs
a
paper
in
a
chased,
the
bridesmaids
engaged
’
Chiropractor
some o f the choicest vegetables
f
the
secretly
conducted
drinking
town
for
a
year,
and
lacks
the
ani^
t^
ie
Reverend
gentleman
who
and grains in the county, and the
Consultation Free
^he knot
received Office next door to Forest Grove Pres
livestock and poultry exhibits are places in dry communities, none nerve to take a stand on any sub- was to
Home office: 151 East 28 St., Portland
something to b e p r o u d o f . o f these could possibly be in exis ject whatsoever, he should not ^ue warn' nK> but the question as
tence
if
the
authorities
made
any
howl
because
he
lacks
"'bich
one
wou^
Ket
up
first
put up a
Amusement features are also
the coming cold winter mornings
W . J. R. Beach
provided for the younger people, effort to do their duty. The fact “ in-f loo-ence. ”
and light the fires, came up, and
that
such
places
remain
in
oper
and taken altogether the fair
Fire and Life Insurance
as we say, it is all off, and Cupid
will come up to the high stand ation and their baneful effects
Written
Speaking about killing b i g has hung his harp on the willows.
ard o f those o f former years, and are so evident, is directly charge black bears, Jim Davis, manager
we hope as many o f the people as able to those men in office whose o f the Bell telephone system in
If you don’ t insure with roe
are able, will attend the carnival duty it is to close them, and who this city, once shot four bears
W E BOTH LOSE
Governments that are interest
from this section o f the county. are violating their oaths o f office without leaving his tracks, and ed in the science o f flying in the
North First Street, near Mail
We commend the enterprise of in not doing so. One o f these one o f ’ em was a whopper.
air, have concluded to discard
days
the
blame
will
be
placed
F o re st Grove, Ore.
the Hillsboro people. The only
the gas-bag or balloon, and pin
fault we have to find with these where it properly belongs, and
their
hopes
on
the
aeroplane.
There was once an editor man,
fairs is, that they do not receive these men will get what is prop
Who came all the way from The reason for this is that the C A R L H O F F M A N
the encouragement and support erly coming to any official who is
gas-bag drifts hither and yon
old Kan.
o f the entire county acting as a flagrantly derelict in his duty.
Sanitary Plumbing
When he first struck the town, with every wind that blows, while
—The Evening Telegram
unit in the matter, and thus be
and H eating
the
aeroplane
goes
where
it
is
di
All the people bowed down,
large enough in scope to give a
rected.
Balloons
and
aeroplanes
Satisfaction guaranteed.
Chtrf»
But now he’ s an “ I also ran.”
fair exhibition o f the resources
Three New York baloonists
resemble newspapers. The big, reasonable. Basement Hoffman t#» |
Phone 502.
and possibilities o f all sections of have disappeared. Now their
ballon-like,newspaper, with noth- ing~
We
have
a
natural
affection
for
the county. It should not be left friends are up in the air.
ing to recommend it but the large
our fellow man, but it is not
to a few men to carry through an
amount o f super-heated gas with
J O H N WUNDERLICH
strong enough for us to allow the
enterp-ise
o f this kind, because
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The average man is born with
which it is filled, drifts about ai d
it is impossible for them to make an intuitive knowledge o f how to casua} stranKer to impertinently accomplishes nothing, while the
Funeral Director
put his arm around our neck and
the showing that the entire county play on the mouth-organ,
smaller, aeroplane-like, news’ p
and
Embalmer.....
make love to us on the public
could.
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er, with a purpose in view, ‘de
street.
If there was united effort on
livers the goods.”
Geography does not make dis
Prompt Attention Given »
the part o f the people to have tance. You are always next door
Calls.
Modern Equip
O f course there are many can
what could be consistently called to anything that you love.
O regon Electric T im e C ard
ment.
didates who are chewing the bit
a county fair, the showing that
ter cud o f defeat, and shedding
LEAVES
could be made would not only be
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Butter is getting so haughty
Forest Grove
at Portland
o f great educational value, and o f that jt wi„ 8GOn gcorn to ^ known bitter tears in the privacy of
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much benefit because ,t would st.- M one o f the nece8sitie8 of Hfe their closets, but they may con
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sole themselves with the thought
mulate greater effort in the pro-
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that it may never happen again.
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duction o f higher-class exhibits,
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but the really fine showing that
The toughest thing we have to
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T h e P re s s Print*
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could b e made by the county go up against in th’s life is the
These days be dark and drear
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would attract people from abroad, ^act l *,at
worst can never for many candidates who had no
Letter Heads, Envelope*
and seeing what the soil o f Wash- happen.
doubt which way the people
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Business Cards, CalW
ington county has to offer the
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would vote at the primaries. The
Portland
Forett Grove
Cards. Statements. &
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men who will properly till it, they
One can hardly blame the av- good old days, when the peepul
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would be enduced to locate here, iators for wanting to use their could be whipped into line by the
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More settlers, is the cry o f the wings in the general direction o f self-elected bosses, are happily
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Anything else that can be
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thinly populated sections o f the the wind.
over.
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duced with ink and paper-
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West, and there is no better way
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us
have your next order,
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to prove to people what you can
In London a safe has been
A lawyer o f this city when ask-
will deliver you a satisfactory*
do, than to show them.
made to hold $5.000,000,000 worth ed by the P ress man if it wasn’t
Saturday O n l y
Lv» Portland 11:30 p e> —A t . T .O . 12 J6 a a>
o f radium. The problem now is the perogative o f a woman to
Sunday o n ly
This is the time of year the fond to get the radium.
Lv« F Q. 3:S0 p m— A i t . at PortlnnH 4 40 a ■
change her mind, said it might be,
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