F o r e s t G r o v e P r e s s carriages and wheel chairs, have would pass through as fine a Multnomah county, ¡3, perhaps, farming section as lies anywhere because we have l ot so a uiy any place thereon. There is no Published & Edited by distance between any two given G . E. S E C O U R points within the corporate limits In the City of F orest G rove , O regon , that is so great that it cannot be THURSDAY o f EACH WEEK. easily and quickly covered on foot. I ndependent P hones The place for bicycles ridden O ffice 505 R esidence 231 within the town is in the road. Entered at the post office at Foreat Grove, Ourn On the sidewalk they are a nuis­ at mail matter o f the second cla s. ance. Why tolerate them? T e r m s o f S u b s c r ip t io n CASH IN ADVANCE One Year $1.00 - Six Months 75 Display advertisements for publica­ tion in the PRESS must be in this office not later than Tuesday evening to in sure appearance in current issue. Again: Mend Your W alks in the Willamette valley,and thou “ birds” to hammer ruck in our sands of acres which lie between quarries. Forest Grove and Newburg, and All streets, even the alleys and which are now either uncultivat- ed or comprise farms too large country lanes, lead to the stores for the owners to give proper that advertise. attention, would eventually be cut up into small parcels and What is the matter with the sold to people who would settle colored champ? He has not been thereon and cultivate tne same pinched for more than a week, intensively. As thermal districts, increase in population and wealth, To atone partially for the poor the towns will also increase in display made by the comet there population and prosperity in di- will be a total eclipse o f the moon rect ratio. November 16. Wait for it. The Oregon Electric railroad is extendi g its lines in Oregon in There is a German periodical every section where it can be called Der Gesundheitsingenieur. shown that it will be a paying It must have trouble finding room proposition, and if Newburg and for anything else on the front Forest Grove can show the value page. 0 f a line between the two cities, it is likely that the railway corn- The small boy was very much pany will build. The former modernized who said: “ I’d ruth- city is ready to get to work; will 1T than president,and I’ d er he the latter fall into li .e’ i ruther be right than vice-presi- i dent. ” W e Have No ricck-Pile PROFESSIONAL d i r e c t o r y W . M. Langley & Son LaWye. j Forest Grove, Q in. N. Hof f n an Attomej-ai-l to Collection* and all buhine** „ , . Some things are put in our way, Ifiven prom pt atier.iion. JxU , , ' ’• ’«•a Grove Collection Agrt n o j. 1 J‘ «it doubtless, to test our patience and Office- Hoffman Bldg, pacitfc Av fortitude under difficulties, but it Ind. Phone 502 Forest does not necessarily follow that bad sidewalks are a dispensation H. W . Vollmer, M. D. sent from a higher power. By the light o f day one may sidestep Physician and Surgeon The PRESS is published with holes and broken boards in the Office in Abbott Bldg. the constant aim o f best serving walks, and if he feels in the mood Both Phones Forest Grove, Ogs, our advertisers and subscribers. and has time, he may gently re- We believe they are interested in place the many boards that have the publication, and we shall be slipped from one stringer and are O. W . Humphrey pleased to receive any suggestion innocently lying ready for some jdttorney-at-Luw looking towards its improvement. hapless wight to come along and Office-K. P. Bldg. Phone «44 If you know any news items of step on the free end o f them. Forest Grove, Oregon interest, such as visitors to or You know what will happen then. from the city, weddings, social Though, as in most cases where Dr, O. H. Scheetz gatherings, births, deaths, new some one has blundered, it is not, Is it possible that the roads o f Funny.isn t it, that the woman improvements, fires, accidents, usually, the one who steps on the Chir opr attic Spinologhl Washington county are so bad vv^10 becomes the maddest when etc., either in town or country, loose board who suffers, hut the Specialist in retenu s ¿¡states, lu,.,, her that they should become the men rubber at her on a rainy » rheumatism, in i c c t ai! di-tate«. phone them in. make a note of one who happens to be his fellow |aU7hing stock of the state? The day, £Pts t’ne maddest when men Office next to LaCourue’i store the occurances and hand in at the foot-passenger at the time. A don’ t rubber at her when she is funny man of the Oregonian office, or tell Mr. Ed. S. Sparks, nice rap on the shins and a hard in bathing costume at the shore. W . H. Hoi » is who is reporter for the PRESS, tumble, wherein one comes in ¡seems to have amused himself greatly by drawing a humorous about it. Your kindness will be violent contact with the ground, 'cartoon for the Sun fay issue o f | The law o f worthy life is fun- A tiorney-ct-Lcw appreciated. When you have is the usual portion. that journal, wnerein he depicts j damentaliy the law o f strife. It read your paper, kindly hand it to As we say, it is not by the the happy countenance o f an is only through labor and painful Forest Grove, Oga. some one not a subscriber. If he light o f day that we need fear automobilist before driving his ; effort, by grim energy and reso- reads a copy we will land him the bad walks so much, but when lrachine over our roads, and also lute courage, that we move on to W. Q. T ucker, M .it? Loyally yours, the shades o f night have faden, the great change that has come better things.—Theodore Roose- Physician and Surgeon THE PUBLISHER. and we have naught to light us over his features after having; velt. Ind. phones: Office 505. Diseases o f Women A Specialty on our weary pilgrim way except done so. Residence 285 or 231. Dr. Brown's Old Office — - - ....... - the twinkling stars and pale luna Forest Grove, Ore. Whenever a man starts down i If you want a prosperous town ! Main Street, swinging in the heavens, it is Banish Bicycles from AH the toboggan, people are only too where people can come who are Sidewalks in This City then that the danger menances eager to give him a push as he disposed to make homes, then do Victor H. Limber us, and we need all our native goes by, and help him on his away with and bury from sight Funeral Director and Embalma The riding o f bicycles upon a caution and Christian spirit to downward way. It is the same all jealousy and spite work,move j Modern Equipments number o f sidewalks in this city save us from a physical tumble in the case o f road and inanimate for common prosperity and mu- Chapel, Korea Grore is prohibited, and several men and an equally violent fall from things. Once get your little ham- tual benefit. Wake up, rub your and boys have been arrested and grace. mer out to knock any particular i eyes, roll up your sleeves, and go We imagine that most o f the person or thing, and your re- to work. Do not work with fear Dr. C. E. Eockmann fined recently for riding upon Chiropractor those that come under the ban, property owners o f Forest Grove sounding blows will be beard by and trembling, but take for grant- have a sense o f humor which has more particularly the Pacific ave­ the neighbors, who will hasten to ed that blood will tell. Leave re­ Consultation Free nue walks. We cannot see why been unsuspected, and thi3 is get into the swim and add to the : suits to themselves, borrow no | Office next door to Forest Grove Press H om e office: 16i EaatZi St.. Portland any discrimination should be what causes them to delay re anvil chorus. In the case o f the ] troubles, but all unite to make itj shown in the prohibition. It may pairing their walks. There is roads in Washington county, a| the biggest kind o f a town. “ Go be said that there is more travel considerable quaint fun, is there few speed fiends, used to the ¡to work. ” W. J . teach on this street, and therefore not, in the thought o f your fel iow smooth, hard surfaced streets o f ■■ ■ Fire and Life Insurance more danger to pedestrians from townsman barking his shins and Portland where they can turn on j It is a strange fact that there ' WT ritten the machines. This will hold straining his conscience on your the juice’ and break the speed are always some smart Alecs who, good to some extent, but we sidewalk ? Besides, the stranger, limit at will, so long as they can no matter where they are or; If you don’t insure with me think Tom, Dick and Harry and coming to town for the first, time keep from the clutches o f the where they go, always try to j W E B O T H LOSE their families, living in the more and walking over the city with a “ cops” , and having driven their | make it unpleasant for others, i North First Street, near Main sparcely settled parts o f the town, view to picking . . . . out a sight , , for a , machines over a tew o f the iso- If they are on the road you must should be entitled to the same permanent location, should re |ated roads o f this county, found poke along and take their dust or Forest Grove, Ore. protection from reckless riders as ceive a tew tumbles and bruises a few chuck-holes to jar their run horses with them. If yoil those habitually useingthe walks as a sortof initiation as a fullfiedg-j soft and gentle frames, and i are on the street you must listen a howl howl to their filthy remarks; if at CARL HOFFMAN on the street named, and this lat­ ed citizen. He will then be in a straight way way registered registered a ter number includes the writer. proper frame of mind to disen joy with their “ Times” , which is al- church or in a place o f amuse- Sanitary Plumbing We believe that the riding o f bi­ the lesser ills that may confront ways pleased to prolong the wails ment. then you must put up with and Heating cycles upon all sidewalks within him. o f its favorite sons. the annoyance o f their brilliant, Satisfaction (guaranteed. Chup If this were a fable we should the corporate limits o f the city We are ready to admit that the thoughts delivered in a stage reasonable. Basement Hoffman bw should be prohibited. The dan­ point a moral, but only being roads of Washington county are whisper. In society their wit ing. Phone Eft'. ger to pedestrians from bicycles a simple relation o f facts, all we not as good as they shouid he, and puns must be endured. We ridden by reckless riders upon may do is to say that if necessary nor nearly so gi-od as thev will be, imagine our readers have met all JOH N W U N D E R L IC H the sidewalks is always immin­ we will mention the matter of but we will not admit that they this genis and with us will say bad sidewalks next week, the ent, this is the more important are any worse than the average they are about as great nuisances Furerai Director reason why they should be ban­ week after that, and possibly country roads in the m ajority-of as the Creator ever clothed in and Embalmer..... the week after that. ished from the walks. There is the counties in Oregon; therefore flesh and endowed with the spark another valid reason, however, we cannot understa d why our o f life, Prompt Attention Given to Fore*t Grove to Newburg and that is for the preservation roads should be held up to parti­ Modern Equip- Calls. of the side walks themselves. cular scorn. m ent The citizens o f Newburg. as There is nothing that will do The building o f good roads is a more to destroy the walks in a was stated in a news item in last science, and each locality must LEAVES ARRIVES Foreat Grove given time than the riding o f bi­ week's P r e s s , are anxious to study the condition 4 surroun ling, at Portland Oregon Banks 6:50 a m cycles upon them. One year rip­ have the Oregon Electric rail­ and work accordingly; this is a 8:0(i a m 8:40 a m 9:50 a m ping over the boards with wheels way company extend its line from matter of slow years, with ex­ 10:30 a m 11:40 a m 12:20 p m will loosen them to a greater ex­ this city to that thriving little perience as the best teacher. 1:30 p m 1:40 p m 2:50 p m tent than ten years walking up town. In order to start the pro­ The building o f good roads is also 4:10 p m 5:20 p m 7:00 p m on them. As soon as the nails ject, Newburg will appoint a com- a matter o f money. Compare 8:10 p m T h e Press 9:45 p m 10;50 p m holding the boards are partly mittee to a c t jointly with a com- the size of Washington county” to Letter Heads, Envelopes, sprung by the jar o f the wheels, mittee which the business men that o f Multnomah, and also LEAVES ARRIVES Business Cards, Calling water will seep around them and there hope Forest Grove will ap- the population and wealth o f the Portland Foreat Grove rot the boards so that they will point to act with them. The ob- two counties. Cards, Statements, Bill 7:05 a m 8:15 a m You may then 8:30 a m 9:40 a m become entirely loosened from ject o f this joint committee understand why the latter county- Heads. Circulars, td 10:20 a m 11:30 a m the stringers. This accounts for would be to confer with the offic- can build better roads than the 1 2 :1 0 p m 1:20 p m Anything else that can be P* 2:10 p m 3:20 p m the greater part o f our bad side- ial* o f the electric line, and pre­ former. If you cannot under­ 3:30 p m 4:40 p m duced with ink and paper. W walks, and all the discomforts sent to the company facts show- stand why the Oregonian should 5 :3 0 p m 6:40 p m 8 :2 5 p m us have ycur re>t i.rr# r. ** 9:35 p m and vexations pertaining thereto, ing the value that would accrue crow so loudly, we may say that will deliver you a s; tiifictitj : rJ> Side walks are built for the to the railway people through is the effervescence o f the “ Port­ S a l a r i l i, O nly use of foot-passengers, and no the building o f this extention. land spirit” . One reason why Lva Portland 11 J o p m - A r . F G lt:S6 a m Sunday only ribben vehicles, excepting baby Should this line be built, it we cannot build as good roads as A n A rtistic Lva F..G. fcao p m— A r. at P o rte n d 4-40 o m To Our Patrons Print« • \ «•