MAN ALWAYS GIVING ADVICE
fo r D re sse d V eal
PARKER DENOUNCES COOK.
la Effectually Squelched by Tattered Photographs Believed to Be Those
Hobo In Mott Characteristic
of Smaller Peaks Nearby.
Manner.
Seward, Alaska — The Parker-
The man who Is always giving ad­ Browne Mount McKinley expedition
Address
vice sauntered up the street and found passed througll Seward, sailing on the
f r a n k l . s m i t h M E A T CO.
the tattered hobo sitting on the curb.
steamship Portland for Seattle. The
“F ie h t in * t h e B e e f T rust"
My good man,” began the former,
PORTLAND, OREGON
party
was unsuccessful in its efforts to
’ why are you' idling away your time
T h e K in d Y ou H a v e A lw ay s B o u g h t h a s b o rn e to e s i^ n o -
like this? Don’t you know the world scale the peak. Members of the expe­
t u r e o f C has. I I . F le tc h e r , a n d h a s b e e n m a d e isu d o r h is
owes you a Hying?”
dition assert that they have conclusive
p e rs o n a l su p e rv isio n lo r o v e r ÎJO y e a rs . A llo w n o o n e
“That so?” responded the hobo, evidence that Dr. Cook did not reach
t o d e c e iv e y o u in th is . C o u n te rfe its , I m ita tio n s a n d
nonchalantly. “Well, I guess I better
“ J u s t - a s - g o o d ** a r e b u t E x p e rim e n ts , a n d e n d a n g e r tlio
call up a collection agency and get the summit.
h e a lth ol‘ C h ild re n —E x p e rie n c e a g a in s t E x p e r im e n t.
H ave y o u r te e th o u t a n d p la te a n d b rid g e w ork
The members of the Parker-Browne j
done.
lone. F o r o u t-o f-to w n pi
p a tr o n s w e finish p la te dem to collect it for me."
and
a y if n e c e ss a ry .
ind brid g e w ork in o n e d ay
“But this Is serious, my man. You party corroborate the statements made j
P R IC E S :
by C. E. Rusk, who recently led an un­
C a s to ria is a h a rm le s s s u b s titu te f o r C a s to r O il, F a re *
Mo’ar Crowns.... $5.00 deserve something In this world.”
Sure, boss, the last Judge I ran up successful expedition, that the peak
Ito rie, D ro p s a n d S o o th in g ¡Syrups, i t is P le a s a n t. I t
22k Fridge Teeth $3.50
against said I deserved six months."
c o n ta in s n e ith e r O p iu m , M o rp h in e lio r o th e r N a re o tlo
C»y FiOings........ $1 op
climbed
by
Dr.
Cook
and
used
in
his
“Tut! Tut! Don't be fecetious. Why.
s u b s ta n c e . I ts a g e is its g u a r a n te e . I t d e s tro y s W o rm s
í
& rC;. •---- 1 *••••*• trumr Fillings . $1.00
a n d a lla y s F e v e ris h n e s s . I t c u re s D in r r lu r a a n d W in d
you could rise up In the world and photographs as Mount McKinley is a
Silw Fiilinn __ 50c up
C olic. I t re lie v e s T e e th in g T ro u b le s , c u re s C o n s tip a tio n
Coot! Rubber Plates $5.00 wear broadcloth.”
smaller peak, easy of access and 10
B«» Red Rubber
a n d F la tu le n c y . I t a s s im ila te s t h e F o o d , re g u la te s t h e
“Thanks, but I am wearing dat miles away from the real summit.
Plates
$7.50
S to m a c h a n d Ihw vels, g iv in g h ealth y a n d n a t u r a l sle e p .
Pautle is Extraction.. 50c now, boss. Dls suit Is so broad It is
T h e C h ild re n ’s P a n a c e a —T h e M o th e r’s F r ie n d .
Professor Herschel Parker, who is at
B E S T M ETH O D S
three sizes too big for me.”
P ainless E x tra c tio n F r e e w h en p la te s or b ridge
the head of the expedition that just re -:
"Well,
what
In
the
dickens
are
you
w ork is o rd ered . C o n s u lta tio n F ree. You ca n n o t
turnd, took photographs of the lower j
g et b e tte r p a in le s s w o rk a n y w h e re , uo m a tte r sitting on the curb for, anyway?"
how m uch you pay»
"To curb my temper, boss. To curb peak. He says these will prove that [
All Work Fully G u a ra n tee d fo r F ifteen Y ears
my temper when such smart alecks at Dr. Cook’s statem ent that he climbed
Bears th e Signature of
o n * c k fo n l* " h f i i p c M o r c "
Mount McKinley are not true.
M oth ers w ill fin d Mrs. W in s lo w 's S o o th in g
Professor Parker places no credence |
Byrup
tin*
b
-g
t
re
m
e
d
y
to
u
se
fo
i
t
h
e
ir
u
h
ild
red
3424 Wash ngton St.,
d u r in g th e t e e t h in g p e r io d .
in the statement made by Tom Lloyd,
of Fairbanks, and his associates that
Portland, Oregon
they climbed the mountain from the
Taking the Usual Course.
T ake c a r a t d e p o t a n d tr a n s f e r to W a sh in g to n S t
“I see your next door neighbor is Fairbanks Bide.
Y e a rs .
Those in the party which returned
sprinkling his lawn during forbidden
N a t u r a l Affinity.
T H S C C N T AU ft C O M P A N Y . Y T M U N N A V S T f t C C T . N S W Y O R K C I T Y .
hours. Are you going to do anything are: Professor Herschel Parker, of
Tom—I understand Fred Is engaged to stop him?”
Columbia
University;
Belmore
to Miss Gushlngton. I can’t Imagine
“Yes; I’m going to write an in­ Browne, of Tacoma; Professor J. H.
what he can see in that girl to make dignant protest and bare It printed In Cuntz, of Stevens Institute, Hoboken,
him want to marry her.
N. J.; Herman L. Tucker, of Newton,
one of the papers."
Jack—Well. Fred has a mania for
Mass.; Waldemar Grassie, of Columbia
yachting, you know, and she’s such a
Perversity of Animate Things.
University, and Merle Leroy, an Alas- |
breezy creature that he naturally took
"What have you got that hole under kan packer.
a fancy to her
your back yard fence for?”
"To let my neighbor’s chickens
ACCUSED MEN PROMINENT.
B ed , W ea k , W ea ry , W a te r y E y e s.
through into my garden.”
ESTABLISHED 40 YEARS
R e l i e v e d B y M u r in e E y e K e m e d y .
T ry
“Why, you were complaining the
M u r i n e F o r Y o u r E y e T r o u b l e s . Y o u W il l
System
ot
Graft
Makes
Political
L i k e M u r in e .
f t S o o th e s .
50c a t Y o u r
S
IX
T
H
,
A
T
M
O R R IS O N S T ., P O R T L A N D , O R .
other day about their flying over the
D ru g g is ts
W rite F o r E y e B o o k s. F re e .
Cr.ooked Work Look Pale.
fence.”
A lu r ln e E y e R e m e d y C o ., C h ic a g o .
We want you to try this Piano /.V YOUR
“That was because I couldn’t catch
Chicago—The first blow in the $5,-
HOME FREE. We want you to try it at
’em and wring their necks. I made 000,000. Illinois Central graft scandal
Real C h a r it a b le .
our expense because—
Tattered Theodore — ’Sense me, that hole so I could stand over it has fallen, and three officials of the
At the end of thirty dnys the Piano
mem, but I ain’t got scarcely a rag t’ and swat the blamed hens as they
ITSELF will convince you of the following
road were landed in jail, although but
came through.”
me back. Kin yous help me out?
facts:
"Well, do they come through It?"
for a few minutes. It was a full con­
Kind Lady—Certainly. Youll find
I t’s the best value on earth for the price
"No!" _______________ _
the rag bag behind the door In the
fession from an official of the Blue
($ 2 7 5 ).
woodhouse. Help yourself.
Distressing.
Island Car & Equipment company, de­
. w r - j a r * ___
I t’s MUSICALLY and MECHANICALLY
"Yes,” said Miss Overten, "I’ve suf­ clared to involve not only these, but
[
right!
A N D K O D A K fered a great deal from insomnia dur­ numerous other of the road’s former
|r.,x 4 i-
We know there is so much real value in
K O D A K S S U P P L I E S ing the past few weeks."
this Wellington Piano—we’re selling for $275—on easy payments—that
W r i te fo r c a ta lo g u e s a n d lite r a tu r e .
D ev elo p in g
"Indeed!” rejoined
her
friend. officials, that finally resulted in the ar
m id p r in tin g . M ail o rd e rs g iv e n p ro m p t a tte n tio n
"Can't you do anything to relieve rests.
we’re willing to let it be IT'S OWN SALESMAN.
P o r tla n d P h o t o S u p p ly Co.
The men arrested were: Frank H.
It will tell U’s own story to you—in your home—if you’ll send us tha
149 T h ird S tr e e t
P O R T L A N D , ORE. It?”
"No,” was the reply. “I can’t re­ Harriman, former general manager of
coupon.
quest the girl next door to take her
Please senu me lull particulars concerning this unusual Piano offer.
beau In the house Instead of keeping the Illinois Central, released on bond
of
$40,000;
John
M.
Taylor,
former
him out on the front porch every
Name............................................... Address..................................................
night”
_______________
general storekeeper at Burnside, re
leased
on
bond
of
$40,000;
Charles
L,
Currant Borer.
Trains for success in the Industries.
Look for the currant borer at this Ewing, former general superintendent
Provides practical and liberal educa­
D o s s N o t F o llo w .
tion. Strong Faculty. Modern Equip­ time. Wheft the leaves start, affected of the Illinois Central lines north of
"Are those comforts on the, counter ASTHMA AND HAY PEVCR
ment.
Offers courses in Agriculture, canes commence to wither and die the Ohio river.
Forestry, Domestic Science and Art. Cut out the affected canes below the
there to be sold at much of a reduc­ are quickly relieved hy Wyatt’s Asthma
Kemedy. Guaranteed or money refund­
In each case the prisoner was charg­ tion ?"
Engineering, Commerce and Pharmacy. black center and burn at onco.
ed. Ask your druggist or send six
ed with conspiracy to commit an illegal
“They are not reduced at all. mad cents postage for Free Sample to
Fail Term Upens Sept. 23, 1910.
Locating the Villain.
act and obtaining money by means of a am. Wbat made you think they
J. C. WYATT, Druggist.
“And who will be the principal vil­ confidence game. In each instance the were?"
I Illustrated literature, giving full in-
*
W ASHINGTON
lain of your production?” asked the prisoner stoutly maintained his inno­
I formation, sent free on application.
'Because I saw them marked VANCOUVER,
cence and declared that if a conspiracy ‘down.’ "
[Address the Registrar, Corvallis, Ore. friend.
"Oh, the first-night critic, I suppose,’ existed it was on the part of the road
Union Painless Dentists
replied the manager, wearily.—Wash to prosecute them. The warrants were
ington Star______________
sworn to by President Harahan, of the
railroad concerned.
OF
G e n tle P ro te st.
Darber (on train)—Yes, this Is a
“My father has been a sufferer from sick
_
teeth
WITHpVY PLATES*
(UNIVERSITY OF 0REÛ0N) great road, sir. Let me describe It to
headache for the last twenty-five years and
H i g h S ta n d a r d
T h o ro u g h C o u r s e s
never
found
any
relief
until
he
began
you as I work.
s sio n b e g in s S S ej
ep t. 12. 1910. F o r c a talo g u e ad-
taking your C&scareta. Since he has
Man In Chair—Er—yes, but don’t
x ess D ea...
Dr.
___ ____________
S . E. J o se p ____,
h !,
begun taking Ca&carets he has never had
6 1 0 D e k u m B id g ., P o r t l a n d , O r e g o n
put the curves In my cheeks with
the headache. They have entirely cured
that razor._______________
Washington—Asserting that he had him. Cascarete do what you recommend
Out-of-Town People
It’s Size.
>A ISY F L Y K IL L E R
been
hampered in every possible way them to do. I will give you the privilege
rsmsmbor that our force In go oruuui/ed that
N eat, c le a n .
"The theme failed as a book and in his efforts to uphold the laws of his of using his name.’’—K. M. Dickson, Should
taU convenient, cheap.
wo can do their en tire Crown, lirldue ami Plate w or|
in * day If ncccHHiiry. Positively i»smlens oitrsot»
1130
Resiner
St.,
W.
Indiana
¡Kills,
Ind.
I x i t i a ll
now
It
falls
as
a
play.
Yet
the
cen­
M ade o l metal, cannot
in« free when piste«« or brideew lire ordered. We ro>
state against the sale of food contain­
s p ill or tip over, will not
ove the niont so: nitive teeth mid root* without tho
P leasant. Palatable. Potent. T u l a Good.
tral Idea Is good.”
1 s o il or ln|ure anythin*.
K
ing benzoate of soda and announcing
n*t p«in. No studentn. no uncertainty, but »pedal*
Do Good. N ever Sicken. W eaken or Gripe.
Guaranteed effective.
intn who do the meat w ientlfio and direful work.
"Quite
right
I
think
you
could
10c,
25c,
60c.
N
ev
er
Bold
In
bulk.
T
h
e
Pen­
Of all dnalert or m
that he would appeal to President Taft,
I*kdy attendant*
| prepaid lor 20 cent«.
n in e ta b let eta m p ed C C C. G uaranteed to
boll
It
down
Into
an
anecdote
and
get
Full S et o f T e e t h ..........................................
$ 5 .0 0
Attorney General Bingham, of Indiana, | cure or rou r m oney back.
I H ARO LD S O M E H
ten dollars for It."
B ridge Work or T eeth w ith out P lates $ 3 5 0 to $ 5
IS O D aKftlb A *.
denounced the department of agricul - 1
Gold C row ns .......................................5 3 .5 0 to 5 5 . 0 0
araaklym. ».I.
B e ats C h e w in g th e Rag.
Porcelain C ro w n s...............................$ 3 .5 0 to $ 5 . 0 0
ture officials.
A L ite P o s itio n .
or Porcelain F illings ......................... $ 1 .0 0 U p
The scoring occurred in the hearing | "What are you chewing?" asked the Gold
Annette—Ethel Is about to accept a
S ilver F illin g s ..................................... 5 0 c to 5 1 . 0 0
Beet P la te Made
.................... $ 7 . 5 0
held here in connection with the case ' fair maid In the hammock.
'lfetlme Job of 24 hours a day.
N o c h a rg e s for Painlees E xtractin g w hen o th er
"Gum arable,” answered the young work
of
Williams
Brothers
and
othersj
Florence—Indeed!
in
done.
15
years'
G
uarantee
w ith all w ork.
CUT RATES IN
Hours. 8 a. m. to 8 p. m. 2 2 m Morrison St rant.
PAINLESS DENTISTRY Annette—Yes. She Is going to mar against the board of health of Indiana. man In the rustic chair.
"Gum arable?” she echoed In sur | _
Dr. Harvey W. Wiley, chief of the
, P a in l e s s E x t r a c t i o n .........F ree ry a man to reform him
P N U
N o . 3 5 -M O
. S ilv e r F i l l i n g * ........................ * *
prise.
bureau
of
chemistry,
and
a
sworn
en­
» G o ld F i l l i n g s ............................... 75c
At the Keccrt Grocery.
"Yes,” he rejoined. **T expect to vis­ I
emy of benzoate of soda as a food pre­
«“
22 K . G ^ .d C r o w n s ................
w r i t i n g t o n d r r r t ls o r *
"But you are charging Just as much servative, was under cross-examina- j it western Asia this fall a'nd I’m try­ I
/Wx>,
P o r c e la in C r o w n s ................. $3
m e n tio n t h is p a p e r.
I
I rim _ JL■
M o la r G o ld C r o w n s ................
for your garden truck as they charge tion at the time.
ing
to
learn
the
language."
P «
W
B rid g e W o r k , 22 K. G ol i . . . . $3
Ik.
* 7 I n la y P ills. P u re G o l d ............. *2 In the city,” said the man to the
1 _
^
V e r y N ic e R u b b e r P l a t e ______$4 summer resort grocer.
Scramble tor Plates On.
t R u b b e r P l a t e o n E a r t h ...................................... f
"Sh,” said the grocer, "I know IL
t h i s W O R K IS G U A R A N T E E D .
¡[Chicago — Although invitations to
“ * th ro w y o u r m o n e y a w a y . A d o lla r saved but It tickles the city tolks to think
p o o l la ra e a rn e d . O u r o rig in a l re lia b le M odcri.
the Hamilton club banquet to Theodore
le s s M e th o d s a n d o u r p e r f e c te d office equip- they’re getting It cheaper."
tim e a n d y o u r m o n ey .
Roosevelt on September 8 have been j
P N D E N T IS T S . 5 t h 9 M o r r i s o n , P o r t l a n d
The Mighty Mite.
out only 24 hours and plates are quoted
M orrison, opposite P o « a ftc e and M eirr A
"Isn’t
New
York
the
most
densely
Fsrahh.bed in Portland 10 years. Open e re td a p
l UsAi va a.
-n d Sundays nntii 12:10. for people who work.
populated area you have ever seen?" at $7.50 each, 400 reseravtions have
"Not by a Jump! You ought to see been made and the entertainment eom-
me Just after I have been rummaging mitteee began figuring on larger quar- j
ters for the event, as the present quar-1
around In my chicken bouse.”
ters accommodate only 575 guests.
E nterprise.
I t was before the Hamilton club'
Newsboy (to newcomer, as he turns that the “ strenuous life”
Drink it Pure
The Drink Delightful /
was
The Chinese Doctor around from signing hotel register) — launched and the "big stick” became a
AD the bouquet of the ripe^ pineapple field, aD the snappy acid ta n a
Extra! Extra! All about your arrival symbol of the Roosevelt policies.
T h is w o n d efu l man haa
m ad e a life stu d y o f th e
with none of the rude “ bite " you are accustomed to in the unripe fruit-
and which hotel you’re stopping at I"—
p ro p erties o f R ooU.
Castro Family it Ousted.
Harper's Bazar.
store product you have know n; aD that’s good and nothing that’s in th«
H e rb s and B arks, and
[* * iTin«r th e w orld th e
Washington—The
entire Caatro fam­
least unwholesome: all that’s delicious; aD that’s satisfying-—all this is
b en efit o f hi* »ervices.
Unfair Competition.
ily, apparently, has been ousted from
yours in Dole's Pure Hawaiian Pineapple Juice. Non-alcoholic, of course.
Eemerelda—Did you have that Venezuela. A dispatch to the State j
I N o M«rc u i> . P o is o n s
T he Dole process of refining the juice of me Hawaiian Pineapple add* no
kitchen Implement shower for LI1 department from the American lega­
[ or Drugs Used. No
water, no sugar, absolutely nothing to the pure juice. Serve it cold the
Operations ar Colling Oerllnghorn last night?
tion at Caracas states that 36 relatives
colder the better; cracked ice in the glass is a help. A n olive, a salbne,
<* t * rrh- A sth m a, L o n g .
Gwendolen — Goodness, not It of ex-President Castro have been ex­
a cheese straw, a Welsh-rarebit emphasizes the flavor. It adds nterest
rained pitchforks!
pelled from Venezuela and sailed for
to any afternoon or evening entertainment, at home or at the dub.
J * SUR E CANCER CUKE
Porto Rico.
S m ith p ays it. a n d h e w ill p a y
12c f o r D o w d P o rk .
16c fo r L i e C h ic k e n s .
2 5 c doz. lo r F r e s h E g g s .
S m ith does not c h a rite co m m issio n . Y on r e t
ALL your m oney w h e n y o u s h ip
S m ith .
Dr. B. F. W right
What is CASTORIA
The Kind You Haïe Always Bought
D r. B . E . W right Co.
lay & Co.
Sherman
OREGON AGRICULTURAL
COLLEGE
Headache
IEDICALU
¡EPARTM ENT
OFFICIALS HAMPER
STATE FOOD, FIGHT
t
A TRIP TO PORTLAND FREE
iîkraiianlii
C. Gee Wo
- W a sssr- “ d
Established
cc 4SLITATION m t
The C. Gee Ws Medicine Co.
„ ------- ,i0 r.
Neth & Co. 1900
E v er y b o tila
Detroit Census 485,768.
Washington—The population of De­
COLLECTORS
trio t, Mich., is 465,766, sn increast
W t S n s k Collect Net«», Mertgeee».
of
180,062 or 63 per cent, as compared
So Cekactien na Charta.
fslate Centraos.
with 285,704 in 1900.
Part lend. Ore.
Worcester Bldg,
-V
/
.
.
.¡ a
rad
ia k
HAWAIIAN PINI APPLI
PRODUCT! C O . L U .
I l l M arl« !tr**e
Peaa^saa. OaL
O ar »BB*M f i s t , Sém i, H e
t u t far «.