fCKRENT EVENTS
OF THE WEEK
LAND
SW IN D L E
ALLEGED.
Government Issues Circular Warning
Against Fake Real Estate Men.
COLUMBUS, OHIO,
POLICE BALK
few to the Business.
Mrs. Newed— I’d like a couple of
Fresh Young Men In Qulok Uunch 1 fards of steak please,
r
Room I . Unexpectedly S h o *.
| . Butcher—
B u tch er-P Pardon
ardon me,
me, madam, but
I since the first of the month we have
sred With Oatmsal.
been selling it only by the pound.
REPARTEE ENDS IN DISASTER
J
Washington— The Interior department
has issued the following circular, warn
The young man with the Iron cheek w .h.at klnd of. «'ea k w o u ld you like? '
ing homeseekers to beware of an al
Mrs. Newed— Rare steak, please. My
entered the quick lunch room and
leged swindling band now operating in
husband doesn’t like It well done.
seated himself at the third table.
the Indian reservation lands:
‘ Belinda.” he called familiarly, "yoo
It e d , W e a k . W e a r y , W a t e r y E y e »
“ What probably is an organized band
Relieved B y M urine E y e R em edy
Try
look fresh this morning."
o f swindlers, posing as real estate men,
Murine F or Y our E y e Troubles. You Will
"N ot half as fresh as some others." Like Murine. It Soothes. 50c at Your
has been operating throughout the coun
retorted the pretty waitress with an D ruggists. W rite F or E y e Books. Free.
try, advertising in all leading papers, of
Murine E y e R em edy C o.. Chicago.
elevation of her nose.
the opening of 1,000,000 acres or more
(tarerai Résumé o f Important Events
“W e ll! W e ll! Have yo u calf brains?"
of government land in the Yakima In Efforts Are Made to Dynamite Car
W orks Both W ays.
Barns—-Innocent Strikebreak
Presented In C ondensed Form
dian reservation.
“If I did you wouldn't order them,
“The clarinet,” remarked the ama,
“
They
make
statements
that
the
ers
Are
Arrested.
for
you
have
an
oversupply
now.”
for O u r Busy Reader*.
teur as he paused to get his second
reclamation service has practically sur
“ My, but you are getting good for
wind, "Is the hardest Instrument to
veyed all reservations with a view of
the matinee. With the high price of
play.’'
placing the land under water at the
Columbus, O.— Rioting in a mild form meats, eggs come In handy these days,
A 16-year-old boy at Stockton, Cal., earliest possible date. The water, they
“Anyway,” rejoined his one-man au
don’t
they?”
was
resumed
early
Sunday
with
the
ef
killed four bears.
assert, may be put upon the land for
dience, “ It can't be any harder to play
“No;
they
come
In
crates.”
forts
of
the
traction
company
to
move
than It Is to listen to.”
A cotton famine is prevalent in the about $30 per acre, and that the bring its cars. The police, while not display
“W ow ! Did you ever hear the story
ing of the water to this land will create
New England mills.
in the neighborhood of 7000 new homes. ing any energy in suppressing the dis of the Incubator chick? It’s not out
In th e G ra n d S ta n d .
Tokio is facing a famine as a result Pictures are being distributed purport order, were especially active in thoir yet?”
R o o te r — T h e y
o u g h t to take that
of disastrous floods.
"That will do, sonny. Did you ever
ing to be grain fields and orchards with treatment of the strikebreakers.
One woman, brought here as cook for hear the story of the cold porridge? d u ffer o u t o f th e b o x ! H e 's g o t a glass
The s ix t h attempt at suicide of Mrs. in the same section as the reservation, the strikebreakers, was arrested on
arm!
Mary McArdle, in Chicago, proved sue comparing the lands included in the charge of carrying concealed weapons Well. It’s on you I”
H is F a ir C o m p a n io n — G la s s a r m ? !■
alleged opening to the famous Nob Hill
There was an unexpected tilting of
cessful.
a t w h y th e y call h im the
pitcher,
region lands near North Yakima, where Sho had in her possession a revolver, a dish and the young man with the th
Harry?
Regular troops are ordered to fight apples, peaches and other fruit culture but insisted she would not use it unless Iron cheek was showered with out
forest fires in the Washington and Idaho has attained a high degree of perfec necessary to protect her life. She was
Mothers will And Mrs. W inslow 's Soothing
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subjected to torrents of vile abuse by meal.
districts.
tion.
Byrup the t) 8t remedy to use fox their childiaa
the
strikers
and
“
sympathizers”
as
the
during
the teething period.
As
R
e
p
r
e
s
e
n
t
e
d
.
“ The facts are that the government
J. Poyntz Spencer, fifth Earl of Spen
police took her to the stat. on with more
does
not
contemplate
any
opening
on
“See
here,”
growled
the
Irate
man
cer, died in London Saturday. He was
He Got Another Job.
the Yakima reservation at this time, ceremony than the occasion called for.
born in 1835.
In early morning riots, one man was as he entered the jewelry store. "I
and perhaps not for some time. There
"W e make i-t a rule here," said the
bought this watch of you last week
The British cruiser Duke of Edin is not anything like 1,000,000 acres to shot and five others were badly beaten
warden to the new prisoner, “ to as
burgh went ashore in a dense fog on a be opened, and none of the land to be by the strikers. In each case the police and paid you $2 In cash for It. You sign prisoners to the trades
with
said
It
would
work
like
a
charm—
and
arrived
too
late
to
do
more
than
arrest
rocky ledge off Cowes.
opened on entry is likely to be irrigable
which they are most familiar and will
It
doesn’t
keep
time
at
all.-
some
strikebreakers,
whose
chief
offense
There is no intention on the part of or suitable for any purpose whatever, was that they had been spectators or
"T h a t’s all right, my friend," replied make “ ° exception In your case. What
the Vatican to recede from the position except grazing.
the jeweler calmly. "Neither does a Is your occupation?
had been beaten by thugs.
“
It
is
not
probable
that
there
is
a
it has taken in Spain.
“ I’m an aeroplane chauffeur," re
The electric lines between this city charm.1
quarter of a section on the reservation,
A 6-year-old boy swallowed a torpedo outside of what will be included in the and Dayton are tied up, the company
piled the new boarder, as he grinned
Their Desperation.
July 4 at Madison, Wis., and nearly Indian allotments upon which no person withdrawing its car fearing their de
a gruesome grin.
Worthington— Do the subscriber« to
lost his life by poison.
struction and probable loss of life in at
could make a living by farming.
Smiling club has been organized in
“ It is rumored that these swindlers tacks under cover of darkness. A few Turgler’s Weekly seem to appreciate
London, which pledges its members to are offering to locate soldiers’ claims cars were operated in the mornings by the paper?
clerks and train dispatchers, but their
Slappers— W ell, they held a meet
smile instead of swearing.
for $25 each.”
experiences on one trip usually sufficed ing a few days ago and unanimously
James Radley, the English aviator,
for the day.
HUNDREDS DIE IN FLOODS.
flew one mile in 47 2-5 second on a
Following two attempts to dynamite would stop sending the publication u
Blériot monoplane. This is a world’s
the carbarns, closer guard was estab
record for speed.
Japanese Capital Inundated, Tens of lished around these suburbs. Mayor them
Bears the
Marshall has made no call for the re
A warrant has been issued for the
Thousands Starving.
Sordid Philosophy.
Signature o f
turn of troops, but the Fourth Regiment
arrest of W. J. Burns, the noted detec
Maude— Poor Jeannette! Her mat
Tokio— At 6 o ’clock Monday morning is held in readiness The mayor expects
tive employed by the government in tlio
it was reported the flood was subsiding. to resume the guarding of cars by the rings was a great disappointment to
Amending the Game Laws.
land fraud cases. He is charged with
The casualties reported up to date are automobile system, having the police her friends.
subornation of perjury.
A
wild
stab of sound made the help
Clara—
Married
beneath
her
socially,
385 dead and 500 missing. The damage
men who refuse to ride on the cars
less air waves shudder.
Secretary of the Interior Ballinger, to property is enormous.
I suppose?
drive alongside them in automobiles,
it is reported, is scheduled to be retired
Tens o f thousands of persons are
"Great guns, what’s th a t!” cried the
Maude— Oh, no; but her friends all
from President T aft’s cabinet, also At homeless and starving. One of the thus preserving the dignity of the po predicted the alliance would turn out I man across the way.
lice,
and
affording
the
cars
and
their
torney-General Wickersbam and Secre three embankments guarding Tokio has
'That,” replied his wife, "1 b our
unhappily, and It didn't.
tary of State Knox. Speaker Cannon is broken. Should the second and third patrons a show o f protection. The
neighbor. Miss Screech, singing at the
mayor
also
hopes
that
2000
citizens
will
also to be relegated to the has-beens.
dikes break, half the capital would be volunteer for guard duty, thus avoiding
Lack of Courage.
open window.”
B&shfull Browne— I’ll give you $50
The first gun in the contemplated submerged.
the “ disgrace” of calling for troops.
The man scowled darkly.
The
threatened
embankments
are
now
sugar war between members of the
The traction company is firm in its if you tell Mis» Holmers I want to
“There should be no open season
being
guarded
by
troops.
Owing
to
Spreckels family was fired Saturday
stand, and says it will not yield to the marry her.
for windows In the Scfereech family,-
the
inundation
of
the
buildings,
the
with the arrival at San Francisco of tht
demands of the demagogues, even to
Brassy Benson— Not on your life! he grimly rfec-tnr.-rl
well-known American ship Lyra from Fukugawa gas and electric lights are make political capital for the mayor and She might try to work the John Alden
failing.
Thousands
o
f
homeless
people
Yonkers, N. Y., bringing to the Federal
Thought Quickly.
those backing him. The public general racket on me.
Sugar Refining company sugar amount are being sheltered in the temples. The ly is disgusted with the actions of the
"W h a t la a totem polo?" his wife
victims
of
the
flood
are
wholly
depend
ing to 10,000,000 pounds.
police, and there is an insistent demand
asked.
Lateet Role.
ent on public relief. Thousands have
"A totem pole,” he said, thinking
"W h y do you save those old rubbe>
The Pacific Coast fisheries will Btart been unable to find shelter, and are ex that every man who had sworn to do
his duty in protecting life and property,
fast, “Is the rail— or pole— on which
posed to rain and hunger.
a seal farm.
and who refused to do either, be imme shoes?”
The question of feeding the stricken diately dismissed from the force.
“They are for hungry arctic ex in objectionable citizen Is ridden—or
Denver gets the next convention of
people is causing apprehension. The
plorers,”
replied
Mrs.
Housekeep toted— out of the community.”
It is altogether likely, after the strike
the Knights Templars.
vegetable and fish supplies are failing, is ended, that the mayor will be forced “ Been a good many of 'em along this
Monotony.
Oregon troops in camp at American and the stock of biscuits already is by public opinion to take some radical rout«.-
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Abt Vogler (to choir boys)— Why
nearly
exhausted.
Lake helped to fight forest fires near
steps along this line, as the taxpayers
Hopeless Quest.
are you stuffing the organ pipes with
The water of the Sumida River is have lost faith in the police force.
Colville, Wash.
almost washing the bottoms o f the
Miss Oldham (In bird store)— I'd cotton, my sons?
Strikers continue their activities, and
Health authorities in Berlin fear bridges.
Choir Boys (uno voce)— Oh, Just to
the police were kept busy responding like to get a parrot that Isn’t tricky
the invasion o f cholera and are taking
relieve the awful Te Deum.— Yale Rec
to riot calls. A woman was hit by a and doesn’t swear or use slang.
precautions against it.
A M ER IC AN M E N PLE A SE POLAIRE. stone and seriously injured while riding
Dealer— Sorry I can’t oblige you, ord.
on an East Side car. Eight more police madam. I don't handle stuffed birds
Federal grand jury in Chicago brings
charges agninst Thomas G. Lee, A r Women Dress Horribly— They Lifted men joined the police mutiny against
Literary Inspiration.
i
riding on cars. The strike was extend
mour & C o.’ s manager.
Skirts to See Her Legs.
“Your novel is evidently the result
ed at Springfield, because the company
Election returns in Alaska
give
Paris— Polaire, back in Paris once officials refused to reinstate nine out of of Inspiration.”
“ Y e s ; I didn’t start It until after !
delegate to congress, James Wicker- more, does not bear the slightest resent thirteen men recently discharged.
ment toward Americans for advertising
reading the advertising notice my pub
sham, a plurality of 2,000.
her as the ugliest woman in the world.
BIG W O R L D ’ S F A IR BURNS.
Ushers got up."— Washington Herald, j ‘ *1 have been using Cascarets for In-
Aviator Le Blnac in a 488 mile race She said:
eomnia, with which I have been afflicted
Profitable Peaks.
in France made the remarkable speed
“ American women are charming, but
for twenty years, and I can say that Css-
Loss
at
Brussels
M
ay
Reach
$100,009,-
o f 100 miles in one hour and 55 min they certainly have a sense of modesty
“The Swiss ought to be very prouo carets have given me more relief than any
000— Nothing Saved.
of the Alps, as nature's handiwork.”
other remedy I have ever-tried. I shall
that is purely their own. Would you
utes.
“No doubt, but they ought to be a certainly recommend them to my friends
Brussels— One of the costliest confla
Mrs. Della Totten shoots and instant believe, they even pulled up ray skirts
{¡rations in European history wiped out great deal prouder of the way they •• being all that they are represented.”
ly kills James E. Sutton in a dispute to see my legs.
Thoa. Gillard, Elgin, I1L
“ No American man would have al the Belgian exposition Sunday night, make the Alps pay.-
over a line fence, near Wenatchee,
lowed himself to do that. I like Amer entailing an enormous loss, estimated at
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W ash.
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Do Good. Never Sicken. Weaken or Gripe.
ican men immensely. They are always $100,000,000. So far as known only two
10c. 25c. 50c. Never sold in bulk. The Ren
An explosion of dynamite in an ex well groomed, smart and
elegant. persons are dead and two score injured.
If you made mistakes yesterday, for - 1
ame tablet stamped C C C. Guaranteed to
cavation in New York City injures 20 Everything about him suggests he has
The White City of the world’s fair, get them. No strength was ever built | cure or your money beck.
persons and causes a panic in the a daily bath. In dealing with women as the Belgians have called their 1910
upon continued regret. To-day Is the
FI Y I f II I F R *•“ - - r — - *
he may not have a Frenchman's esprit, exposition, early in the evening was a result of yesterday, but it is .more lm- D A I o Y rL.Y M L 1 X K imumim..««*
neighborhood.
Neat, c le a n . <
charm and delicate little ways, but he mass o f flames and now is smouldering portant to remember that to-morrow Is
tal. convenient, chop.
Senator Aldrich denies profiting by i is all ri(?ht
L o t ts «11 ■*»*•*•
ruins. A spark falling into inflammable
M ade ot metal, om *
the tariff on rubber through his in -< “ The American woman is too slack material in the telegraph building, burst the result of to-day.
spill or tip over.wiH»«
soil or ln|ure anvthta*.
vestments in concerns interested in the I ¡n her appearance. She does not make
Guaranteed cffectlw.
Pruning
Tree«.
into flame?, which, driven by a high
Of «11
rubber industry.
as good au impression as the American wind, swept rapidly in all directions.
prepaid lor 20 cents. I
More trees are harmed than helped
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man. and dresses horriblv. She sticks
by
pruning.
No
man
should
attempt
Soon
the
Belgian,
English
and
French
ICO DeKalb A»*
The forces o f GeneralI Lee Christ- jn immense hat on her head, without
Bmur». >. U
mas, supporing the Bonilla movement knowill(? whether it will suit her or sections were destroyed. The firemen to prune a tree until he has learned
in Honduras, arc approaching the city ,10t
It is a flnc hat shp thinkSi go and detachments of soldiers, called to what Is to be accomplished by pru
,
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,
. . . . .
the scene, found themselves baffled by ning. and how to do It properly.
of Celiba rapidly.
long as it is adorned with immense th(1
,e> wllich rarried the burning
ASTHMA AND HAY FEVER
Thev «re mad for feathers emb^ to a„ parta of the
Pensions for Alaskan dogs who have fiatbers
are quickly relieved by Wyatt’s Asthma
t 0 t))e ]eyt 0j
main building arose
Remedy. Guaranteed or money refund
served their time in the harness is pro over there. If thev were not afraid of
ed.
Ask your druggist or send sir
posed by Marion P. Maus, commander stepping on them they would have them the pi<tnresque roofs and spires of
swing to their feet.
¡“ Bruxelles Kermesz,” a Belgian Coney
cents postage for Free Sample to
o f the department o f the Columbia.
i Island, with water chutes, toboggan
J. C. WYATT, Druggist.
The Illinois Central railroad com
Road Caves In, One Dead.
slides and scores of side shows.
VA N CO U VER ,
W ASHINGTON
Doings of the World at Large
Told in Brief.
Rioters Are Ruling City In
Streetcar Strike.
C l'or A Infants
S T and
O Children.
R IA
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Insomnia
pany, by order o f the corut, will re
Mammoth Hot Springs, Wvo.—When
cover losses from the Memphis Car
company which defrauded that road of the last coach Saturday passed through
Silver Gate, about three miles from
thousands of dollars in car repairing.
Encouraging weather reports indi-
cate that crops will be better than had
been expected.
President Taft receives visitors three
days a week only, reserving the others
for recreation and reaL
as serious.
Others who were bruised
or suffered from the shock of the acei-
United States has protested against
dent are: J. L. Louehienier. New
Injury to American property In Nicara
York; Miss Mueller, Chicago, and W .
gua by Madris soldiers.
P. Almon, of Helena, Mont
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The famous Best
Belcher mine,
Honduran Insurgente Pill Jails.
one of the famous Comstock group, o f
New Orleans— It is reported here that
Nevada, was destroyed by fire.
scores of prisoners have been thrown
1 rouble between, the Catholic church nto Honduras prison« following their
ana Spanish government has been tern- alleged complicity ta recent uprisings
porarlly averted and permanent peace »«V»«..
there. ».«»....a
Rumors «vie
here «re
are tust
that rrrsmriii
President
overtures are being made.
Davila has issued a statement declaring
Officers of a Jan » m i l i , in « i»
,hat insnrraetionary movements have
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ho had aaked for
aaaiatenea.
Boy Work Not Military.
Vancouver, B. C.—General R. S. Ba
den-Fowell, hero of the siege of Mafe-
here, the road caved in and the coach
¡king in the Boer war. arrived here Sat
with 1,5 ' oa<' ot
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Daniel Mackay, o f New \ork, who,, ,,T,la> on a world tour of the boys scout
with his wife, was touring the park, companies, having organized that move-
was killed. Mrs. Mackay received in ment in Great Britain several vears ago.
juries, but her condition is not reported Commenting on the recent spread of
¡ it ia said.
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the movement to the United State«, he
said: “ With the asnal energy the
American people display, they have
taken up the question splendidly; but
are inclined to give it too mnch of a mil
itary tinge; the subject is not so mneh
military as to make boya good eitizens.”
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Thirty two Die in Tram Crash.
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