fCKRENT EVENTS OF THE WEEK LAND SW IN D L E ALLEGED. Government Issues Circular Warning Against Fake Real Estate Men. COLUMBUS, OHIO, POLICE BALK few to the Business. Mrs. Newed— I’d like a couple of Fresh Young Men In Qulok Uunch 1 fards of steak please, r Room I . Unexpectedly S h o *. | . Butcher— B u tch er-P Pardon ardon me, me, madam, but I since the first of the month we have sred With Oatmsal. been selling it only by the pound. REPARTEE ENDS IN DISASTER J Washington— The Interior department has issued the following circular, warn­ The young man with the Iron cheek w .h.at klnd of. «'ea k w o u ld you like? ' ing homeseekers to beware of an al­ Mrs. Newed— Rare steak, please. My entered the quick lunch room and leged swindling band now operating in husband doesn’t like It well done. seated himself at the third table. the Indian reservation lands: ‘ Belinda.” he called familiarly, "yoo It e d , W e a k . W e a r y , W a t e r y E y e » “ What probably is an organized band Relieved B y M urine E y e R em edy Try look fresh this morning." o f swindlers, posing as real estate men, Murine F or Y our E y e Troubles. You Will "N ot half as fresh as some others." Like Murine. It Soothes. 50c at Your has been operating throughout the coun­ retorted the pretty waitress with an D ruggists. W rite F or E y e Books. Free. try, advertising in all leading papers, of Murine E y e R em edy C o.. Chicago. elevation of her nose. the opening of 1,000,000 acres or more (tarerai Résumé o f Important Events “W e ll! W e ll! Have yo u calf brains?" of government land in the Yakima In­ Efforts Are Made to Dynamite Car W orks Both W ays. Barns—-Innocent Strikebreak­ Presented In C ondensed Form dian reservation. “If I did you wouldn't order them, “The clarinet,” remarked the ama, “ They make statements that the ers Are Arrested. for you have an oversupply now.” for O u r Busy Reader*. teur as he paused to get his second reclamation service has practically sur “ My, but you are getting good for wind, "Is the hardest Instrument to veyed all reservations with a view of the matinee. With the high price of play.’' placing the land under water at the Columbus, O.— Rioting in a mild form meats, eggs come In handy these days, A 16-year-old boy at Stockton, Cal., earliest possible date. The water, they “Anyway,” rejoined his one-man au­ don’t they?” was resumed early Sunday with the ef killed four bears. assert, may be put upon the land for dience, “ It can't be any harder to play “No; they come In crates.” forts of the traction company to move than It Is to listen to.” A cotton famine is prevalent in the about $30 per acre, and that the bring­ its cars. The police, while not display “W ow ! Did you ever hear the story ing of the water to this land will create New England mills. in the neighborhood of 7000 new homes. ing any energy in suppressing the dis of the Incubator chick? It’s not out In th e G ra n d S ta n d . Tokio is facing a famine as a result Pictures are being distributed purport­ order, were especially active in thoir yet?” R o o te r — T h e y o u g h t to take that of disastrous floods. "That will do, sonny. Did you ever ing to be grain fields and orchards with­ treatment of the strikebreakers. One woman, brought here as cook for hear the story of the cold porridge? d u ffer o u t o f th e b o x ! H e 's g o t a glass The s ix t h attempt at suicide of Mrs. in the same section as the reservation, the strikebreakers, was arrested on arm! Mary McArdle, in Chicago, proved sue comparing the lands included in the charge of carrying concealed weapons Well. It’s on you I” H is F a ir C o m p a n io n — G la s s a r m ? !■ alleged opening to the famous Nob Hill There was an unexpected tilting of cessful. a t w h y th e y call h im the pitcher, region lands near North Yakima, where Sho had in her possession a revolver, a dish and the young man with the th Harry? Regular troops are ordered to fight apples, peaches and other fruit culture but insisted she would not use it unless Iron cheek was showered with out forest fires in the Washington and Idaho has attained a high degree of perfec necessary to protect her life. She was Mothers will And Mrs. W inslow 's Soothing _______________ _____ subjected to torrents of vile abuse by meal. districts. tion. Byrup the t) 8t remedy to use fox their childiaa the strikers and “ sympathizers” as the during the teething period. As R e p r e s e n t e d . “ The facts are that the government J. Poyntz Spencer, fifth Earl of Spen­ police took her to the stat. on with more does not contemplate any opening on “See here,” growled the Irate man cer, died in London Saturday. He was He Got Another Job. the Yakima reservation at this time, ceremony than the occasion called for. born in 1835. In early morning riots, one man was as he entered the jewelry store. "I and perhaps not for some time. There "W e make i-t a rule here," said the bought this watch of you last week The British cruiser Duke of Edin­ is not anything like 1,000,000 acres to shot and five others were badly beaten warden to the new prisoner, “ to as­ burgh went ashore in a dense fog on a be opened, and none of the land to be by the strikers. In each case the police and paid you $2 In cash for It. You sign prisoners to the trades with said It would work like a charm— and arrived too late to do more than arrest rocky ledge off Cowes. opened on entry is likely to be irrigable which they are most familiar and will It doesn’t keep time at all.- some strikebreakers, whose chief offense There is no intention on the part of or suitable for any purpose whatever, was that they had been spectators or "T h a t’s all right, my friend," replied make “ ° exception In your case. What the Vatican to recede from the position except grazing. the jeweler calmly. "Neither does a Is your occupation? had been beaten by thugs. “ It is not probable that there is a it has taken in Spain. “ I’m an aeroplane chauffeur," re The electric lines between this city charm.1 quarter of a section on the reservation, A 6-year-old boy swallowed a torpedo outside of what will be included in the and Dayton are tied up, the company piled the new boarder, as he grinned Their Desperation. July 4 at Madison, Wis., and nearly Indian allotments upon which no person withdrawing its car fearing their de­ a gruesome grin. Worthington— Do the subscriber« to lost his life by poison. struction and probable loss of life in at could make a living by farming. Smiling club has been organized in “ It is rumored that these swindlers tacks under cover of darkness. A few Turgler’s Weekly seem to appreciate London, which pledges its members to are offering to locate soldiers’ claims cars were operated in the mornings by the paper? clerks and train dispatchers, but their Slappers— W ell, they held a meet­ smile instead of swearing. for $25 each.” experiences on one trip usually sufficed ing a few days ago and unanimously James Radley, the English aviator, for the day. HUNDREDS DIE IN FLOODS. flew one mile in 47 2-5 second on a Following two attempts to dynamite would stop sending the publication u Blériot monoplane. This is a world’s the carbarns, closer guard was estab­ record for speed. Japanese Capital Inundated, Tens of lished around these suburbs. Mayor them Bears the Marshall has made no call for the re­ A warrant has been issued for the Thousands Starving. Sordid Philosophy. Signature o f turn of troops, but the Fourth Regiment arrest of W. J. Burns, the noted detec­ Maude— Poor Jeannette! Her mat Tokio— At 6 o ’clock Monday morning is held in readiness The mayor expects tive employed by the government in tlio it was reported the flood was subsiding. to resume the guarding of cars by the rings was a great disappointment to Amending the Game Laws. land fraud cases. He is charged with The casualties reported up to date are automobile system, having the police­ her friends. subornation of perjury. A wild stab of sound made the help­ Clara— Married beneath her socially, 385 dead and 500 missing. The damage men who refuse to ride on the cars less air waves shudder. Secretary of the Interior Ballinger, to property is enormous. I suppose? drive alongside them in automobiles, it is reported, is scheduled to be retired Tens o f thousands of persons are "Great guns, what’s th a t!” cried the Maude— Oh, no; but her friends all from President T aft’s cabinet, also At­ homeless and starving. One of the thus preserving the dignity of the po predicted the alliance would turn out I man across the way. lice, and affording the cars and their torney-General Wickersbam and Secre­ three embankments guarding Tokio has 'That,” replied his wife, "1 b our unhappily, and It didn't. tary of State Knox. Speaker Cannon is broken. Should the second and third patrons a show o f protection. The neighbor. Miss Screech, singing at the mayor also hopes that 2000 citizens will also to be relegated to the has-beens. dikes break, half the capital would be volunteer for guard duty, thus avoiding Lack of Courage. open window.” B&shfull Browne— I’ll give you $50 The first gun in the contemplated submerged. the “ disgrace” of calling for troops. The man scowled darkly. The threatened embankments are now sugar war between members of the The traction company is firm in its if you tell Mis» Holmers I want to “There should be no open season being guarded by troops. Owing to Spreckels family was fired Saturday stand, and says it will not yield to the marry her. for windows In the Scfereech family,- the inundation of the buildings, the with the arrival at San Francisco of tht demands of the demagogues, even to Brassy Benson— Not on your life! he grimly rfec-tnr.-rl well-known American ship Lyra from Fukugawa gas and electric lights are make political capital for the mayor and She might try to work the John Alden failing. Thousands o f homeless people Yonkers, N. Y., bringing to the Federal Thought Quickly. those backing him. The public general­ racket on me. Sugar Refining company sugar amount­ are being sheltered in the temples. The ly is disgusted with the actions of the "W h a t la a totem polo?" his wife victims of the flood are wholly depend­ ing to 10,000,000 pounds. police, and there is an insistent demand asked. Lateet Role. ent on public relief. Thousands have "A totem pole,” he said, thinking "W h y do you save those old rubbe> The Pacific Coast fisheries will Btart been unable to find shelter, and are ex­ that every man who had sworn to do his duty in protecting life and property, fast, “Is the rail— or pole— on which posed to rain and hunger. a seal farm. and who refused to do either, be imme­ shoes?” The question of feeding the stricken diately dismissed from the force. “They are for hungry arctic ex in objectionable citizen Is ridden—or Denver gets the next convention of people is causing apprehension. The plorers,” replied Mrs. Housekeep toted— out of the community.” It is altogether likely, after the strike the Knights Templars. vegetable and fish supplies are failing, is ended, that the mayor will be forced “ Been a good many of 'em along this Monotony. Oregon troops in camp at American and the stock of biscuits already is by public opinion to take some radical rout«.- ____________________ Abt Vogler (to choir boys)— Why nearly exhausted. Lake helped to fight forest fires near steps along this line, as the taxpayers Hopeless Quest. are you stuffing the organ pipes with The water of the Sumida River is have lost faith in the police force. Colville, Wash. almost washing the bottoms o f the Miss Oldham (In bird store)— I'd cotton, my sons? Strikers continue their activities, and Health authorities in Berlin fear bridges. Choir Boys (uno voce)— Oh, Just to the police were kept busy responding like to get a parrot that Isn’t tricky the invasion o f cholera and are taking relieve the awful Te Deum.— Yale Rec­ to riot calls. A woman was hit by a and doesn’t swear or use slang. precautions against it. A M ER IC AN M E N PLE A SE POLAIRE. stone and seriously injured while riding Dealer— Sorry I can’t oblige you, ord. on an East Side car. Eight more police madam. I don't handle stuffed birds Federal grand jury in Chicago brings charges agninst Thomas G. Lee, A r­ Women Dress Horribly— They Lifted men joined the police mutiny against Literary Inspiration. i riding on cars. The strike was extend mour & C o.’ s manager. Skirts to See Her Legs. “Your novel is evidently the result ed at Springfield, because the company Election returns in Alaska give Paris— Polaire, back in Paris once officials refused to reinstate nine out of of Inspiration.” “ Y e s ; I didn’t start It until after ! delegate to congress, James Wicker- more, does not bear the slightest resent­ thirteen men recently discharged. ment toward Americans for advertising reading the advertising notice my pub sham, a plurality of 2,000. her as the ugliest woman in the world. BIG W O R L D ’ S F A IR BURNS. Ushers got up."— Washington Herald, j ‘ *1 have been using Cascarets for In- Aviator Le Blnac in a 488 mile race She said: eomnia, with which I have been afflicted Profitable Peaks. in France made the remarkable speed “ American women are charming, but for twenty years, and I can say that Css- Loss at Brussels M ay Reach $100,009,- o f 100 miles in one hour and 55 min­ they certainly have a sense of modesty “The Swiss ought to be very prouo carets have given me more relief than any 000— Nothing Saved. of the Alps, as nature's handiwork.” other remedy I have ever-tried. I shall that is purely their own. Would you utes. “No doubt, but they ought to be a certainly recommend them to my friends Brussels— One of the costliest confla Mrs. Della Totten shoots and instant­ believe, they even pulled up ray skirts {¡rations in European history wiped out great deal prouder of the way they •• being all that they are represented.” ly kills James E. Sutton in a dispute to see my legs. Thoa. Gillard, Elgin, I1L “ No American man would have al­ the Belgian exposition Sunday night, make the Alps pay.- over a line fence, near Wenatchee, lowed himself to do that. I like Amer­ entailing an enormous loss, estimated at ------------------------------------ Pleasant. Palatable. Potent. Taste Good. W ash. T o -D a y . i Do Good. Never Sicken. Weaken or Gripe. ican men immensely. They are always $100,000,000. So far as known only two 10c. 25c. 50c. Never sold in bulk. The Ren­ An explosion of dynamite in an ex­ well groomed, smart and elegant. persons are dead and two score injured. If you made mistakes yesterday, for - 1 ame tablet stamped C C C. Guaranteed to cavation in New York City injures 20 Everything about him suggests he has The White City of the world’s fair, get them. No strength was ever built | cure or your money beck. persons and causes a panic in the a daily bath. In dealing with women as the Belgians have called their 1910 upon continued regret. To-day Is the FI Y I f II I F R *•“ - - r — - * he may not have a Frenchman's esprit, exposition, early in the evening was a result of yesterday, but it is .more lm- D A I o Y rL.Y M L 1 X K imumim..««* neighborhood. Neat, c le a n . < charm and delicate little ways, but he mass o f flames and now is smouldering portant to remember that to-morrow Is tal. convenient, chop. Senator Aldrich denies profiting by i is all ri(?ht L o t ts «11 ■*»*•*• ruins. A spark falling into inflammable M ade ot metal, om * the tariff on rubber through his in -< “ The American woman is too slack material in the telegraph building, burst the result of to-day. spill or tip over.wiH»« soil or ln|ure anvthta*. vestments in concerns interested in the I ¡n her appearance. She does not make Guaranteed cffectlw. Pruning Tree«. into flame?, which, driven by a high Of «11 rubber industry. as good au impression as the American wind, swept rapidly in all directions. prepaid lor 20 cents. 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