The family tree sometimes that he was greater than the bears pretty poor fruit. cumulative results of his labors, Published & Edited by but that back o f any effort he put G . E. S E C O U R forth was a reserve force o f un in the City o f Too much sparking is bound to F orest G rove , O regon , fathomed depth and o f unmeasur ignite the matrimonial match. THURSDAY o f EACH WEEK. ed breadth, readv at his call. We meet hundreds o f men who ¡ " I n d e p e n d e n t P h o n e s have made a success o f life in the The fish bait that comes in flat O f f ic e 505 R e s i d e n c e 231 Northwest, men who have built bottles catches nothing but s u c k - Grove' 0,,n;up their business stone by stone, ers. and who are respected for what j - T erms op S ubscription they have accomplished, but with The man v-ho falls from grace CASK IN ADVANCE many o f those whose names are may be merely taking a tumble One Year $1.00 - Six Months .75 before the public, their work to himself. Display advertisements for publica overshadows their personality. ---------------------- tion in the PRESS must be in this office People think first o f the bank or There are some things that are not later than Tuesday evening to in the store or the huge building, . no(. ,icked whe„ they’ re d o w n -a sure appearance in current issue. >t lickei and lastly o f the man whose ef- j live wire, for instance. forts brought them into being. Not so was it in the case o f tiie What men most aumire about (editor o f the Oregonian: people The PRESS is published with thought first o f Harvey W. Scott some women is sometimes equally the constant aim o f best serving anj tben 0f |,js paper. true about a bicycle tire. our advertisers and subscribers. ^Ve are all cr ated free, and . ...jr— We believe they are interested in equa| jn the sense of our inalten- Deep waterways ought to be the publication, and we shall be ab]e nKj,ts in the pursuit of hnp- one o f the main planks in the pleased to receive any suggestion pjn<,gg There the equality ends, temperance platform—Ex. looking towards its improvement. The very god of nature has or- If you know any news items o f dained tbat there shall be grada- Of course the man who marries interest, such as visitors to or tions in the mental and physical a dream must do so with his eyes from the city, weddings, social „ akeup 0f human beings. In gatherings, births, deaths, new Mr. Scott was created a giant, closed—and he never wants to improvements, fires, accidents, both mentally and physically. wake up. etc., either in town or country, Joined to and working in perfect It has come to a pass where ih e phone them in, make a note of harmony with a pn 'siuue which patient hen is merely working for the occurances and hand in at the ave him the vitality to withstand the cold-storage plant or the in- office, or tell Mr. Ed. S. Sparks, the severe strain of his arduous cu bator. who is reporter for the PRESS, labors, was a brain of extraordi- about it. Your kindness will he ! nary capacity. Added to these appreciated. When you have j was a , genius for hard work, There is a movement on foot to reduce the price of shoes—watch read your paper,kindly hand it to Dlinkinfr eVe,- at the fountain of the leather trust boot the lining some one not a subscriber. If he kno\v!edge,and his t: ind growing reads a copy we will land him. out o f it. more profound wfth what it fed Loyally yours, on, he elected, through the Ore THE PUBLISHER. gonian, to make his life-work the When airships become so thick Ind. phones: Office 505, j upbudding o f the Northwest and that they shut out sunlignt then, Residence 285 or 231. ! the upward growth of its people. indeed, will aviatiou be well es Now that he is at rest it is not tablished. A Shed for Horses Needed j surprising that the people o f this rqighty western empi e, who have There are some people so par There is needed along with a reaped and will reap the fruits of ticular about their associates that public watering trough for horses |,js labor and wisdom,should with they never try to get acquainted visiting the city, a shed to house «me accord seek eagerly to ac- with them. them from the hot sun o f the knowledge the debt they owe summer season and from the cold him, pay homage to his greatness Ducks may be shot from aero blasts o f winter. The stranger and honor his bier. planes, but the problems o f get coming to Forest Grove and s e e - ---------------------- ting them afterward appears to ing a line o f teams hitched in a Live Temperately to be Healthy be full o f difficulties. solid row for a block on Main street, might marvel at the vol- News reports tell o f a woman The price o f cigarettes is going ume ot business transacted dur-L vbo? to relieve a chronic stomach up, but this o f course won’ t both ing any given day by our mer- | trouble, fasted for twenty-eight er the man who always got his chants with people from the|dayS. then when she sought to from the other fellow. country..but we do not especially break her tong fast, her twice- need this as an advertisement. ahused stomach refused, or was Veterinary dies from inhaling People on the streets and in the unal le lo food. This is places of business i- a sufficient rsiI!t] history o f such cases. the breath o f a horse. Is that barometer of our trade, and to People will, through a series of what we get for training horses hitch horses on the streets is not ye; rs, subject their stomachs to to smoke Turkish cigarettes? only an indication o f village all manners o f abuses, eating methods, but it also works a hard without regularity: consuming a An Eastern professor who has ship on the animals. There is conglomeration of food stuffs, the been star:led by the prohibition also to be considered the fact d g ts to n o f widen might even movement predicts that Niagara that where the streets are used cause a hog concern, and drink Falls will go dry in 3000 years. as a public stabling place for ing liquids which none of the low teams, the ideals o f civic clean er a .limn Is will voli ntarilv par- The man who wrote the play liness will receive a more or les: r-k e o f, fio m tta and coffee to entitled “ The Naked Truth,” severe jolt. "rot-gnt” whiskey,and w hen the probably had a hard time clothing What is needed is a large open n or. vitiated stomach rebels.and his thoughts in proper language. shed, boarded up on the south outraged nature calls a halt,then side to keep ofi" the cold South •away to the dt ctor for a “ cure” . Don’ t wait to throw flowers on winds, and located sonvnvhejre Do we take the physician’ s near the center o f the hpsir ess m dicii e and follow the regihien the coffins of the dead. Throw section of town. Heie the farm he has laid down for our relief? verbal boquets while they may ers could put their teams while Fora few days; then we whisper bring happiness to the receipienis. doing their trading. Thus would a sea l less ng at tho doctor am our streets have more o f the ap rush off to take up some fad. the A Rev. Somebody, o f Chicago, pearance o f those o f a growing n o t heroic one to date being the says the miracles recorded in the city, the horses would receive a fasting * cure” , w herein we ex hi hie are merely fairy stories. part o f that humane treatment pect in a period o f time between He’ ll probably find that what h to which they are entitled, and two full n oons to bring the body gets in the hereafter is the real which they would return in in l ack to a healthy state from a tiling—Ex. creased vitality and better scr- condition which is the i\ suit of vice. Western bankers report that the cun ulative effects« : pint;« ny, dissi} ation and irregular living. the farmers of Kansas, Nebraska, G realer Than His Work Ourphysical well-being d e f« nds Missouri and Iowa have spent automobiles. on being temperate in all things. $15,000,000 f o r The reason why the Oregonian He who has the wisdom to learn There must be something in that is on** o f the greatest newspapers nature’ s laws and follow them, story after all. in U m WUDtry, and why it has will have no occasion ft' rush ”” —— had such an influence in shaping from one extreme to another in a Loose boards in sidewalks are the growth o f the Oregon country desperate effort to relieve him- equivalent to the slap-sticks o f during the past forty years.is be- 9t.]f 0f the results o f his own the circus clowns. Many an un cause the late Harvey W. Scott, folly. Old mother nature’ s laws wary pedestrian has sprung the its editor, was greater than his are inexorable. Who breaks, trap with grievous results. Re work. We do not mean by this pays. pair your sidewalks. F orest g ro ve P ress T o Our Patrons The great Oxford dictionary that was begun by Dr. Murray in 1884 is now completed as far as “ T . ’ ’ But it is debatable mat ter whether modern English was spoken as far back as 1884. A Michigan farmer who sepa rated from his wife and then lie- came her hired man is suing her for $500 back pay. Perhaps he could get her to settle out o f court if he would agree to take $ 199. An eastern doctor advances the astounding theory that it is not the heart that keeps the blood in circulation. This solves the problem o f how lovelorn lads and lasses sustain life after losing their hearts. After listening to all the lean ed dissertations upon the dange's o f osculating prepared by promi nent scientists one comes to th conclusion that only a bold iru i, will hereafter dare kisi a girl. But, then, only the brave deserve the fair. The stately oaks and firs on the c .mpus furnish grateful shaut for many during the hot weather. Here young maidens are wont o gather in groups and .-it on tin grass with tin ir sewing, an J is they make the dainty stitches, t dream o f the far oil time when the phrophesy o f the flower petals, “ he loves me, he loves m^ not,” shall be fulfilled. T ——'A HILDA i £, PROFESSIONAL D ir e c t o r y W . M. Langley Son Leu'ye 3 Forest Grove, Ogn. J. N. Hoffman A ltorney-at-Law Collection» and all business e n trü st«! to m «riven prom pt attention. A ttorney ior I < rest Grove Collection i^grency. Oiffce-Hoffman Bldg. Pacific Avt. Ind. Phone 502 Forest «, ve H. W . Vollmer, M. D. Physician and Surgeon Office in Abbott Bldg. Both Phones Forest Grove, Ogn. O. V /. Hump! trey Jillome ,-al-Law P. Bldg. O ffic .-K . Phor.e 014 borest (.rove, Oregon Dr. O. H. ScLeetz ChiropraClic 5/„ inoiogisi Specialist, in nervous diseases. luny, trouble* rheumatism, in ia c t all th ft Office next to LaCcurse’s store W . H. Ho is A tio.ncy-ai-Lcw Forett G eve, C^n. W . Q. i >. cber. Mi D. Physician ana Auigeon Diseases c f Women A b pt cmity Dr. Brown’s Old Office Main Street, Forest Grove, Ore. Victor H. Limber $1* .4. Funeral D irector and Emlalr. er Modern Equipments wtmtaa Chapel, Forest Grove I X .— Becom es a Partner For Life D r. C. E. E e c i :m an n C hi cp rector Hilda the Helper wedded Brown, her faithful young Philander the Consultation Free richest merchant in the town, Office in Forest Grove Nat’i I a; who thus pxor-osod with candor: W . i. if. ridir L each Fire and I ife Inaura, ce Written If you don’ t insure with me W E BOTH L.OSL North First Street, near Main Forest Grove, Ore. CARL HOFFM AN Sanitary Plumbing •‘You’re such a helper, Hilda dear— and Heating you're such a business heartener — it seems to me 'tis very clear Satisfaction guaranteed. Charges reasonable. Basement Hoffman build you ought to be my partner.” ing. So read the moral, maidens all: DON’T STOOP TO KNOCK AND SLANDER. BUT BOOST YOUR TOWN, HELP ROLL TIIE BALL: THERE'S MORE THAN ONE PHILANDER. (Th* End.) O"» on Electric Time Care' LI AVES Fr- st Grove 0 a ru V •lan (i a in 1 p m 1 l'-1 r> m i in p m "■Off o m 9:45 n m LEAVES F ortlivnd 7:05 a m 8:30 a m 10211 a m 12:10 p m 2:10 p m 3:30 p m 5:30 p rn 8:25 p m rbone 502. JOHN WUNDERLICH Funeral Director and Embalmer...... Prompt Attention Given to Calls. Modern Equip ment. ARRIVES at Portlnnd 8.00 « m Banks Oregon 9 f 0 a in 11 0 a m 1 'O p n 2 50 5 °0 800 10; 50 il p p p m m m m ARRIVES F rrrt Greve 8:15 9 T 11:30 1:20 3:20 4:40 fi:40 9:35 am am am Pm Pm Pm Pm Pm 1 he Press Prints Letter Heads, Envelopes. Business Cards, Calling Cards. 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