The family tree sometimes
that he was greater than the
bears
pretty poor fruit.
cumulative
results
of
his
labors,
Published & Edited by
but that back o f any effort he put
G . E. S E C O U R
forth was a reserve force o f un­
in the City o f
Too much sparking is bound to
F orest G rove , O regon ,
fathomed depth and o f unmeasur­ ignite the matrimonial match.
THURSDAY o f EACH WEEK. ed breadth, readv at his call.
We meet hundreds o f men who ¡
"
I n d e p e n d e n t P h o n e s
have made a success o f life in the
The fish bait that comes in flat
O f f ic e 505
R e s i d e n c e 231
Northwest, men who have built bottles catches nothing but s u c k -
Grove' 0,,n;up their business stone by stone, ers.
and who are respected for what j
-
T erms op S ubscription
they
have
accomplished,
but
with
The
man
v-ho
falls
from
grace
CASK IN ADVANCE
many
o
f
those
whose
names
are
may
be
merely
taking
a
tumble
One Year $1.00 - Six Months .75
before the public, their work to himself.
Display advertisements for publica­ overshadows their personality.
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tion in the PRESS must be in this office
People
think
first
o
f
the
bank
or
There are some things that are
not later than Tuesday evening to in­
the store or the huge building, . no(.
,icked whe„ they’ re d o w n -a
sure appearance in current issue.
>t lickei
and lastly o f the man whose ef- j live wire, for instance.
forts brought them into being.
Not so was it in the case o f tiie
What men most aumire about
(editor o f the Oregonian: people
The PRESS is published with
thought first o f Harvey W. Scott some women is sometimes equally
the constant aim o f best serving
anj tben 0f |,js paper. true about a bicycle tire.
our advertisers and subscribers.
^Ve are all cr ated free, and
. ...jr—
We believe they are interested in equa| jn the sense of our inalten- Deep waterways ought to be
the publication, and we shall be ab]e nKj,ts in the pursuit of hnp- one o f the main planks in the
pleased to receive any suggestion pjn<,gg There the equality ends, temperance platform—Ex.
looking towards its improvement. The very god of nature has or-
If you know any news items o f dained tbat there shall be grada-
Of course the man who marries
interest, such as visitors to or tions in the mental and physical
a dream must do so with his eyes
from the city, weddings, social „ akeup 0f human beings.
In
gatherings, births, deaths, new Mr. Scott was created a giant, closed—and he never wants to
improvements, fires, accidents, both mentally and physically. wake up.
etc., either in town or country, Joined to and working in perfect
It has come to a pass where ih e
phone them in, make a note of harmony with a pn 'siuue which
patient
hen is merely working for
the occurances and hand in at the ave him the vitality to withstand
the
cold-storage
plant or the in-
office, or tell Mr. Ed. S. Sparks, the severe strain of his arduous
cu
bator.
who is reporter for the PRESS, labors, was a brain of extraordi-
about it. Your kindness will he ! nary capacity. Added to these
appreciated.
When you have j was a , genius for hard work,
There is a movement on foot to
reduce
the price of shoes—watch
read your paper,kindly hand it to Dlinkinfr eVe,- at the fountain of
the
leather
trust boot the lining
some one not a subscriber. If he kno\v!edge,and his t: ind growing
reads a copy we will land him.
out
o
f
it.
more profound wfth what it fed
Loyally yours,
on, he elected, through the Ore­
THE PUBLISHER. gonian, to make his life-work the
When airships become so thick
Ind. phones: Office 505,
j upbudding o f the Northwest and that they shut out sunlignt then,
Residence 285 or 231.
! the upward growth of its people. indeed, will aviatiou be well es­
Now that he is at rest it is not tablished.
A Shed for Horses Needed
j surprising that the people o f this
rqighty western empi e, who have
There are some people so par­
There is needed along with a reaped and will reap the fruits of ticular about their associates that
public watering trough for horses |,js labor and wisdom,should with they never try to get acquainted
visiting the city, a shed to house «me accord seek eagerly to ac- with them.
them from the hot sun o f the knowledge the debt they owe
summer season and from the cold him, pay homage to his greatness
Ducks may be shot from aero­
blasts o f winter. The stranger and honor his bier.
planes, but the problems o f get­
coming to Forest Grove and s e e - ----------------------
ting them afterward appears to
ing a line o f teams hitched in a Live Temperately to be Healthy be full o f difficulties.
solid row for a block on Main
street, might marvel at the vol-
News reports tell o f a woman
The price o f cigarettes is going
ume ot business transacted dur-L vbo? to relieve a chronic stomach
up, but this o f course won’ t both­
ing any given day by our mer- | trouble, fasted for twenty-eight er the man who always got his
chants with people from the|dayS. then when she sought to
from the other fellow.
country..but we do not especially break her tong fast, her twice-
need this as an advertisement. ahused stomach refused, or was
Veterinary dies from inhaling
People on the streets and in the unal le lo
food. This is
places of business i- a sufficient
rsiI!t] history o f such cases. the breath o f a horse. Is that
barometer of our trade, and to People will, through a series of what we get for training horses
hitch horses on the streets is not ye; rs, subject their stomachs to to smoke Turkish cigarettes?
only an indication o f village all manners o f abuses, eating
methods, but it also works a hard without regularity: consuming a
An Eastern professor who has
ship on the animals. There is conglomeration of food stuffs, the been star:led by the prohibition
also to be considered the fact d g ts to n o f widen might even movement predicts that Niagara
that where the streets are used cause a hog concern, and drink­ Falls will go dry in 3000 years.
as a public stabling place for ing liquids which none of the low­
teams, the ideals o f civic clean­ er a .limn Is will voli ntarilv par-
The man who wrote the play
liness will receive a more or les: r-k e o f, fio m tta and coffee to
entitled
“ The Naked Truth,”
severe jolt.
"rot-gnt” whiskey,and w hen the probably had a hard time clothing
What is needed is a large open n or. vitiated stomach rebels.and
his thoughts in proper language.
shed, boarded up on the south outraged nature calls a halt,then
side to keep ofi" the cold South •away to the dt ctor for a “ cure” .
Don’ t wait to throw flowers on
winds, and located sonvnvhejre
Do we take the physician’ s
near the center o f the hpsir ess m dicii e and follow the regihien the coffins of the dead. Throw
section of town. Heie the farm­ he has laid down for our relief? verbal boquets while they may
ers could put their teams while Fora few days; then we whisper bring happiness to the receipienis.
doing their trading. Thus would a sea l less ng at tho doctor am
our streets have more o f the ap­ rush off to take up some fad. the
A Rev. Somebody, o f Chicago,
pearance o f those o f a growing n o t heroic one to date being the says the miracles recorded in the
city, the horses would receive a fasting * cure” , w herein we ex­ hi hie are merely fairy stories.
part o f that humane treatment pect in a period o f time between He’ ll probably find that what h
to which they are entitled, and two full n oons to bring the body gets in the hereafter is the real
which they would return in in­ l ack to a healthy state from a tiling—Ex.
creased vitality and better scr- condition which is the i\ suit of
vice.
Western bankers report that
the cun ulative effects« : pint;« ny,
dissi} ation and irregular living. the farmers of Kansas, Nebraska,
G realer Than His Work
Ourphysical well-being d e f« nds Missouri and Iowa have spent
automobiles.
on being temperate in all things. $15,000,000 f o r
The reason why the Oregonian He who has the wisdom to learn There must be something in that
is on** o f the greatest newspapers nature’ s laws and follow them, story after all.
in U m WUDtry, and why it has will have no occasion ft' rush
”” ——
had such an influence in shaping from one extreme to another in a
Loose boards in sidewalks are
the growth o f the Oregon country desperate effort to relieve him- equivalent to the slap-sticks o f
during the past forty years.is be- 9t.]f 0f the results o f his own the circus clowns. Many an un­
cause the late Harvey W. Scott, folly. Old mother nature’ s laws wary pedestrian has sprung the
its editor, was greater than his are inexorable.
Who breaks, trap with grievous results. Re­
work. We do not mean by this pays.
pair your sidewalks.
F orest g ro ve P ress
T o Our Patrons
The great Oxford dictionary
that was begun by Dr. Murray in
1884 is now completed as far as
“ T . ’ ’ But it is debatable mat­
ter whether modern English was
spoken as far back as 1884.
A Michigan farmer who sepa­
rated from his wife and then lie-
came her hired man is suing her
for $500 back pay. Perhaps he
could get her to settle out o f
court if he would agree to take
$ 199.
An eastern doctor advances
the astounding theory that it is
not the heart that keeps the
blood in circulation. This solves
the problem o f how lovelorn lads
and lasses sustain life after losing
their hearts.
After listening to all the lean ­
ed dissertations upon the dange's
o f osculating prepared by promi­
nent scientists one comes to th
conclusion that only a bold iru i,
will hereafter dare kisi a girl.
But, then, only the brave deserve
the fair.
The stately oaks and firs on the
c .mpus furnish grateful shaut
for many during the hot weather.
Here young maidens are wont o
gather in groups and .-it on tin
grass with tin ir sewing, an J is
they make the dainty stitches, t
dream o f the far oil time when
the
phrophesy o f the flower
petals, “ he loves me, he loves m^
not,” shall be fulfilled.
T ——'A
HILDA
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PROFESSIONAL
D ir e c t o r y
W . M. Langley
Son
Leu'ye 3
Forest Grove, Ogn.
J. N. Hoffman
A ltorney-at-Law
Collection» and all business e n trü st«! to m
«riven prom pt attention. A ttorney ior I < rest
Grove Collection i^grency.
Oiffce-Hoffman Bldg. Pacific Avt.
Ind. Phone 502
Forest «, ve
H. W . Vollmer, M. D.
Physician and Surgeon
Office in Abbott Bldg.
Both Phones
Forest Grove, Ogn.
O. V /. Hump! trey
Jillome ,-al-Law
P. Bldg.
O ffic .-K .
Phor.e 014
borest (.rove, Oregon
Dr. O. H. ScLeetz
ChiropraClic 5/„ inoiogisi
Specialist, in nervous diseases. luny, trouble*
rheumatism, in ia c t all th ft
Office next to LaCcurse’s store
W . H. Ho is
A tio.ncy-ai-Lcw
Forett G eve, C^n.
W . Q. i >. cber. Mi D.
Physician ana Auigeon
Diseases c f Women A b pt cmity
Dr. Brown’s Old Office
Main Street,
Forest Grove, Ore.
Victor H. Limber
$1* .4.
Funeral D irector and Emlalr. er
Modern Equipments
wtmtaa
Chapel,
Forest Grove
I X .— Becom es a Partner
For Life
D r. C. E. E e c i :m an n
C hi cp rector
Hilda the Helper wedded Brown,
her faithful young Philander the
Consultation Free
richest merchant in the town, Office in Forest Grove Nat’i I a;
who thus pxor-osod with candor:
W . i.
if.
ridir
L each
Fire and I ife Inaura, ce
Written
If you don’ t insure with me
W E BOTH L.OSL
North First Street, near Main
Forest Grove, Ore.
CARL HOFFM AN
Sanitary Plumbing
•‘You’re such a helper, Hilda dear—
and Heating
you're such a business heartener
— it seems to me 'tis very clear
Satisfaction guaranteed.
Charges
reasonable. Basement Hoffman build­
you ought to be my partner.”
ing.
So read the moral, maidens all:
DON’T STOOP TO KNOCK AND
SLANDER. BUT BOOST YOUR
TOWN, HELP ROLL TIIE BALL:
THERE'S MORE THAN ONE
PHILANDER.
(Th* End.)
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