Live Items of Local Interest Compiled by the Hustling, Bustling, Rustling Mr. and Roy McPhearson o f Banks, were in town Tuesday. H. T. Giltner “W indy Jim” Discourses Nobody had heard from “ Win­ dy” for almost two weeks, and though we were all anxious about j Hot weather wearables for For a comfortable vacation out­ him, no one cared to begin the men at Anderson’s. fit for man, including the clothes, inquiry. As a matter o f fact, all of us were o f the same mind, Jack Vanderyanden o f Gales go to Anderson’s. When in need o f Drugs see to-wit, that “ Windy Jim” had Creek, was in the city Tuesday. Just received at Emerson’s Miller; he cuts the price. PION­ gone back to Forest Grove to get 33-2t a n ew fund o f “ yarns” for the ! Lumber Yard a carload o f sand. EER DRUG STORE. Young Hardin, well known to amusement o f the loafers at the I Mrs. Robert Ballinger visited the youth about town, blew in little Missouri grocery. We all j Hillsboro friends the fore part o f missed “ Windy.” Then C y ; from Nebraska Tuesday. the week. Mullins entered, and said: “ Win Does your watch keep time? dy” has got back. Nobody spoke | For scientific shoeing go to If not, better leave it at Shear­ but somebody passed around the Harris & Markham. They guar­ er’s for an overhauling. tf hat and turned over to the store antee the results. tf Dr. Semones. Homeopathic keeper two rusty washers, a Mr. and Mrs. Archie Clark re- Pysician and Oculist. Does no Canadian dime, a punctured nick­ l turned to the United Railway’s surgery. O ffice at residence. el, a pants buttons, two shirt | camp near Glen wood, Tuesday. 319 North A street. Ind. Phone buttens and three U. S. copper cents, in return for which the i 3625. tf Miss Annie Laura Goodman, niece o f Father Buck, left this Will Clark and wife o f Port proprietor silently placed a gen­ morning for her North Dakota land, celebrated the Fourth erous supply o f cheese and crack­ home. with the latter’s sister, Miss ers on the counter where they 1 would be handy. Now is the time to purchase Iva Smith, o f this city. Mi. Then “ Windy” arove. After that range you want. The best i Clark is with Olds, Wortman & he had finished the treat and set­ that are made can be had at King. tled himself on the old cracker J. B. Matthews wishes to show Hinman’s. tf box he began: “ Bin over to Coal­ you the new “ Union” jack; for Wilber Weston and Willie Mor- ville attendin’ won of them new | i lifting, setting tires, stretching ley have returned to their homes fangled Fourth uv Julie sell-a- fence and many other uses. Al- in this city after several months brayshuns what they call safe j ways handy. tf in Idaho. ¡an’ sane; well, I’d c a ll’ em u n -! Marion R. Markham made a safe an’ insane if I was a doin’ I Mrs. Lysons, a former resident business trip to Partland Satur­ o f it.” o f this city, is in town for a few day in the interest o f the Pacific “ Thar was a feller thar who days and would be glad to renew Home Mutual fire insurance com­ was sellin’ lemon-ade till the lem­ old acquaintances. pany, o f which he is assistant ons was all gone an’ then he kept YOUNG LADY W ANTED- To secretary. on sellin’ till the u idertaker hed learn typesetting. Must be high Gordon Brown, Pacific Univer­ tew hire help, then thar was a school graduate and WILLING TO sity graduate and future horti- boy who couldn’ t shoot a tawl learn . Apply Press Office. culturalist, has left his work with pistel caws it might give him I f you want to buy a diamond the nursury company at Orenco lock jaw an’ he got tew puttin’ I have them. Nice white, per­ and gone to the wilds o f Wilson them harmless little fire crackers fect stones from $10 to $300. river, where he will carry a sur­ in his mouth jess tew see what Everyone guaranteed to be flaw­ veyor’ s chain for the United Rail­ he could do an’ the dentist got an order for same new teeth an’ less. A. Shearer. 34-2t ways. one feller put a hull bunch o f em ’ in a nuther feller’ s pants pocket which caused the feller tew git busy on some new clothes. A n’ in place uv the usual giant crack- i er thar was a lot of fellers slam- min’ boards on the sidewalk tew make a noise an, won feller got his foot tew dose an’ hed to gi a kork won tew replace it witr, an’ won feller went fishin’ ai.' got drownded, so he did fur a j fackt.” “ An’ won feller staid at home an’ split wood till bout leven ’ clock an’ then he split his foot fur a change. Thar was a side j show which hed only garter snakes an’ the feller starved em’ tew death right on the spot an’ the swing wasn’ t lowed tew go tew fast an’ the passengers all $18.00 Morris chair. Mission, imt. Spanish, Special, 14.99 got off an’ refused tew pay caws 9 f they cud walk an’ beet it.” 15.00 ” ” , Golden Oak, Velour, 11.69 “ But most everybody was jist 99 99 99 99 12.00 ” ” , t 8 .9 8 layin’ round like a lot uv sick chickens an’ doin’ nothin’ a tall. Fer mine. I’ ll take the good old $ 3 5 .0 0 Sewing Machine, Drop Head, d * 0 0 C ffc pay-tree-ot-tick forth in which Golden Oak, guaranteed 10 years the ded hev a lively an’ glorious $ 3 2 .5 0 Sewing Machine, Drop Head, ^ O l A A time dyin’ anyways.” Golden Oak, guaranteed 10 years Local Reporters of the Press Staple and Fancy Groceries Fresh Fruit & Vegetables Forest Grove Both Phones ■ ¿ M b Best Trout Fishing in Oregon Board at the Half W ay House Day, W ee k or Month Good Meals, Clean Beds, No Chinese Mr. and Mrs. Chas. Adkins, PropV* Home Baking Co. Finest of Bread and Pastry Baked Every Day W e sell 6 loaves o f bread for 25^ Free Delivery to All Parts of the City Pacific Avenue Forest Grove The Progressive Store W e are making it so easy to furnish a home there is no longer an excuse for not providing YOUR home with up-to- d a te fu rn itu re Groceries, Dry Goods, Boots and Shoes A Fine Line of General Merchandise Hoffman, Allen Co. Roswurm & Moulton Successors to Roswurm & Co. Dealers in Real Estate, Exchanges, Business Chances, Ice, Coal and Wood Forest Grove COM PANY M U T U A L FIR K PRINCIPAL OFFICE, FOREST GROVE, OREGON G eo. G. Paterson Furniture Store Successor to Mertz and Latta Will Save You More Than 25 Per Cent If you want up-to-date, reliable and trustworthy plumbing fixtures installed, or repairs made, get in touch with the practical plumber H. L. DECKERT Shop 431 Independent Pacific Avenue Phono. R e .id e .e e 4528 Forest Grove, Oregon Mrs. M. A. Thomas Fashionable D ressm a k er Cor. 2nd. SC and 1st. Ave. South. W e have an up-to-the-minute line of all kinds o f furniture, rugs, art squares, linoleum, glass, paints, oils, picture frames, go-carts, wall-paper, hammocks, etc. Oregon IN S U R A N C E Credit is as Free as the Air These machines do as good work as a $ 7 5 . model A. E. M O U L T O N W A L T E R R O SW U R M Forest Grove, Oregon Some of our claims We don’ t believe that you can And a better all round place to fit out the home than right at this store. We don’ t believe that you can find a place that will deal more fairly with you than we will. THIS IS THE M IN YOU NEED If the hoofs o f your hone need to be shod. I have the metal, the knowledge, the skill and the will­ ingness to put your horses right when they need a firm footing. I also do General Rlacksmithing, anything and everything. Joe Lenneville We don’ t believe that, dollar for dollar, you can do QUITE aa well anywhere else. Thme are our claims - t o prove them is our aim. Will you rive os an opportunity to do so the first time you are needinr something in our lin.? ROE & COMPANY L BICYCLES FOREST GROVE GARAGE