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F O R E S T G R O V E P R E S S ing o f the laws o f the country
with the resident o f the city.
Published & Edited by
Brains and broadcloth afe not
G. E. S E C O U R
necessarily synonymous, however
in th^City of
F o rest G r o v e , O r e g o n , ^ •
revolutionary the idea may seem
TH U R SD AY o f EACH W EEK. to the sleek and well-fed politi
cian and office-seeker. The man
I ndependent P hones
O f f i c e 505
R esidence 231 in overalls is “ next. ” I f he lives
on a farm it is because he so
Entered at the poet office at Forest Grove, Ogn
elects, and he will manage the
as mail matter o f the second cfess.
business o f his personal happiness
T e r m s o f S u b s c r ip t io n
in his own way, and treat empty
CASH IN ADVANCE}
platitudes thrown at him as so
One Year $1.00
Six Months .76
much “ bull con.”
D is p l a y A d v e r t is in g rateB on appli
cation. L o c a l R e a d e r s five cents per
line o f seven words each insertion.
Display advertisements for publica
tion in the P R E S S must be in this office
not later than Tuesday evening to in
sure appearance in current issue.
Loyalty to Home Town
The government garden seeds
would be classed as Oregon’s
are seeds o f disqontent.
James Whitcomb Riley. .
The chanticleer hat is causing
Song maketh a light heart and
considerable fuss and feathers.
laughter a glad one.
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PRO FESSIO NAL
DIRECTORY
^ roander is not a good citizen,
You often lose more by the
Thja ¡8 on the square.
friends vou allow yourself to as
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sociate yourself with than by the
enemies
who put you on your
There is no froth or foam on
mettle.
the temperance wave.
W . M. Langley & Son
Some one has complained that
Women’s hats may yel be sold
Americans do not die artistically.
at so much a rront foot.
We must confess that we have
Automobilists are traveling the no old masters in that line.
J. N. Hoffman
N e x t to a man’s family, his pace that kills pedestrians.
personal friends and his business, f
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nothing should arouse his ener-
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» e s in its behalf
wore thorough.
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ma|!net,'
ly than the town in which he sometimes get short-circuited.
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Lawyers
Forest Grove, Ogn.
A ttorney-at-Law
Collections and all business entrusted to m
tfiven prompt attention. A ttorney for Forest
Grove Collection Agency.
0#c«-Hoffman Bldg. Pacific Ave.
Ind. Phone 502
Forest Grove
A friend of ours paid $300 for
a dress for his bride, and then 1 H. W . Vollmer, M. D.
f had
f ! * the 1'1»
!" ay to turn to her
stoicism
Physician and Surgeon
arid say. “ Oh, you’ re the dearest
Office in Abbott Bldg.
darling!”
A Note of Warning
lives, pertinently remarks the As-
This paper wishes to call atten toria Star. It is his home. It is
Both Phones
Forest Grove, Ogn.
H y ° u are Put *n a P*ace o f
tion to a source o f danger that the place in which he earns his trial count it as a mark o f trust,
Miss Margery Chester, a petite
exists, especially to young/chil competence and educates his chil
North Dakota maiden, has mar O. W . Humphrey
dren, from the cars o f the local dren. I f he wants to make it as
There’ s no virtue in being pa- ried a man by the name o f Ump-
electric railway when running popular, as th rifty and as widely tient with the pain you do not
tlorney-at-Law
gazimgazowskinshi.
Love will
towards the business section o f known as possible, he cannot feel.
Officc-K. P. Bldg.
Phone 644
do most anything.
town from the Southern Pacific afford to be indifferent to any
Forest Grove, Oregon
The man who kills time is not
depot, at the intersection o f Third thing which will further those
There is considerable dispute
street with Pacific avenue. A t ends. It can be said a town that worthy o f a trial —by any em
Dr. O. H. Scheetz
as
to the inventor o f the pneu
ployer.
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this place is located a store build is not worthy o f the devotion o f
Chiropratlic Spinologisl
matic tire. We care not who
ing built flush with the street. its citizens in making it widely
Specialist in nervous diseases, lunj* trouble,
From the corner o f the building and generally prosperous is a
Things naturally look dark to was the author o f the rubber rheumatism, in fact all diseases.
to the railway track is a distance town in which it is not worth the man \£hose eye has been tire, but would like to know who
Office next to LaCourse’s store'
invented the rubber neck.
o f approximately twenty feet. while to live at all. I f a town is blacked.
When the cars are running west worth anything it is worthy o f
W . H. Hollis
past the store there is no way for our greatest energy, whether we
Wheat K in g Patten has retired
E ver notice that the onions
the motormen to tell whether or receive an immediate dividend in cooked in your kitchen never from the ring with about fifteen
A llorney-at-Law
not any one is nearing the track dollars and cents or whether we smell so bad as those in your million bones to thé good, and
Forest Grove, Ogn.
from Third street, yet there is merely take our share o f the com neighbor’s?
ihe rich farmers o f the country
seldom but .little diminution in mon benefits according to the
will now enter the wheat pit and
the speed o f the cars unless for town and community we call
W . Q. Tucker, M. D.
see-how quickly they can become
Because they are ashamed o f
the purpose o f stopping. Small home. Everyone can he a boom
separated Irom their coin.
Physician and Surgeon
children often play in the neigh er. Keep your money at home. the best that is ¡n them, most
Diseases of Women A Specialty
men go through the world un
borhood and run races on the Patronize those who patronize
Dr. Brown’s Old Office
known
and unsung.
Main Street,
Forest Grove, Ore.
sidewalk, and in the merry aban you. Spend your money among
don o f childhood some little-one home institutions
where you
Some men “ set” around all day
may some day dash out from the stand a good chance to get it
Victor H. Limber
and
all they hatch is a story to
shadow o f the building in front back. Every dollar you spend
Funeral DircQtor and Embalmcr
o f an oncoming car and be ground with a home man finds its way tell their wives about laying the
Modern Equipments
beneath the cruel wheels, the sad back to your pocket. A dollar foundations for the future.
Chapel,
F o re st G ro v e
aftermath being heart broken spent in some other town goes to
parents, a little white coffin and help build up that town. A dol
Cheerfulness will attract more | V . - S h e Is Progressive
D.. C E Bockmann
a suit for damages.
lar spent here goes to help build customers, sell more goods, d o ' H ilda the Helper always stood for
The motormen on the cars o f up your home town. ' i'igiire it more business with less wear
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Chiropractor
E V E H Y T H IN G
PEOGÉESZÏVE
the Oregon Electric railway, who down fine and you lose money by and tear than almost any other
W henever any plan was good her
Consultation Free
have a condition confronting buying away from home, even if quality.
zeal was quite excessive.
Office in Forest Grove N at’ l Bank Bldg
them practically similar to the you do get the article for less
one above noted, near Second than what it cost you at home.
Good salesmanship is the art
street on Pacific avenue, invar
W. J. R. Beach
o f finding out what a customer
iably slow down and sound a
N o M o r e Gossip
Fire and 1 ife Insurance
wants and then using your
warning whistle when nearing
W ritten
knowledge o f merchandise to
There
is
a
new
reform
out
in
the dangerous spot. They are to
thoroughly satisfy that want.
be commended, and the manage Iowa, and it is started by 18
If you don’t insure with me
young
ladies,
prominent
in
social
ment o f the local company should
W E B O 'iH LOSE
see to it that its employees exer circles, who have at last discov
Whenever a motive is great
cise like caution. We speak of ered the abominaiion that exists enough, an emergency
North First Street, near Main
large
this matter not in a spirit of in mere gossip, and so they have enoughf a responsibility heavy
Forest Grove, Ore.
carping criticism, but because organized to suppress it. says en0Uiih to call out the hidden re-
the condition exists, and that, Ohio State Journal, 1 hey call serves in our nature, latent ener-
CAR L HOFFM AN
being remedied, possible future their organization the “ Antigos gies spring forth which astonish
sip
society.”
This
is
a
fine
e
f
sorrow and trouble may be avoid
us.
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Sanitary Plumb ng
fort. It means intellectual and
ed.
She n r je l the cleaning o f the
and
Heating
moral uplift. It means that con-
The
figures
secured
by
the
re
streets,
improvements
in
the
pav
, versation shall deal with real
Satisfaction guaranteed.
Chaiges
T h e Farmer is "W ia e”
ing.
“ Such things." she said, reasonable. Basement Hoffman Lend
things—with science, philosophy, cent census will be given out
ing. pty>ne 502.
The Strenuous One says that
"th ere’s
nothing
beats.
for
literature, history, nature and soon, but we can reassure the
undoubtedly the place where a
those things that adorn and up ladies that their ages will be
SPENDING HERE IS S A V IN G ."
man can realizd the greatest hap
lift life. ’"It is not to be thought given by average and not indi
JOHN W U N D E R LIC H
piness is on a farm. Strange
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for an instant that it is the young vidually.
She made old Fkimps repaint his
that since Teddy is seeking the
women alone that need to organ-
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fence and Scrooge repair his sta
Funeral Director
will-o'-the-wip, “ even as you and
ize for this high purpose. The
George Hart o f Bowlder. Mon
ble.
Her
zeal
for
progress
was
and
Embalmer.....
I,” and knows where to find it,
male section o f mankind needs tana, carelessly fired a bullet into
immense,
and
this
is
not
a
fable.
he is not domiciled on a little old
just such a reformatory move- the wall o f a warehouse. George
Prompt Attention Given to
quarter section, chewing the cud
ment. W ^.qiight say they need knew the gun was loaded, but
Calls.
Modern Equip-
o f contentment the while he
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it more than' the women.
didn’ t know the warehouse was O r e v o .i ; « ct-ic i it c «'
ment.
arises in the dewey morning and
1
with dynamite. George and
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goes forth in horny-handed bliss
his family are gone hence.
Forest Grove
Hillsboro Editor Some Poet
at P o rtla n d
to milk the brindle ceow, by
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Banks - • - Oregon
The Deacon, sweet singer and
heck! The truth o f the matter
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it that the farmers o f this coun- principal pen posher o f thé ^r-
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try are not taken in by the subtle gus. Hillsboro’s religious w^ek^ to be growing and spreading to
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flattery thrown at them by the tuned his ly.e. and, fulkthraiatiid. every walk and avocation o f life.
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astute vote seeker in this year o f burst into song in last week’s The state o f Kansas now Comes
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our Lord, however it may have issue o f that hew s.v little sheet, to the front. Its state board o f
Letter Heads. Envelopes.
hem in times past. The*gricul- his lilt being of- Maud Muller; health is going to invad? the
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turalist o f the present dav really the fragrant hay; the Judge, the homes o f that state and dictate
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does think for himself. With rake, the dawn o f day, etc. The just how the housekeeping and
Cards. Statements. Bill
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.the tacilities for the acquirement Deacon is a poet by providence, cooking shall be done. It also
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Heads. Circulars, and
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o f knowledge that is now the and can, when he feels like it, proposes to lay down the law to
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Anything else that can be pro
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good fortune o f every class, and bring a frog into a fello w ’s throat the women how they shall dress
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duced
with ink and paper. Let
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that has been taken full ad a id a tear unbidden' to the eye. while doing their housework.
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us have your next order. We
vantage of by tillers o f the soil, Did he only allow his steps to There is said to be a limit to ev
the man on the farm ia prepared stray along the gem-studded erything. and if this be true the
will deliver you a satisfactory and
Sahirday O aly
to. ind demands that he shall, paths o f fancy, rather than keep limit in this case seems to be at
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have *n equal voice in the mal • to the sordid grind o f facts, he hand.
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A n Artistic Job
HILDA THE
HELPER
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