being able to reach his busines, ens. This will be a valuable ac­ ing his state the other day said:
should that mode of travel be­ complishment, if he can per­ ‘ ‘Gentlemen, believe me, if all
PROFESSIONAL
Published & Edited b)
the hogs raised in Texas in one
suade the foul to tell its age.
come necessary.
DIRECTORY
G . E. S E C O U R
year were made into one hog, it
Many such men and their fam­
in the City of
F o rest G rove , O regon ,
Last year there were 957,105 would dig the Panama Canal
ilies would much prefer living in
THURSDAY o f EACH WEEK. the country, and would gladly alien immigrants into the United with three roots, and without a
single grunt! If all the cattle
accept the opportunity of doing States. This was not quite up
W . M. Langley & Son
I ndependent P h o n e s
raised in Texas in one year were
The addition of such a class to the high water mark of 1,100,-
O ffice 505
R e s i d e n c e 231 so.
made into one great steer, it
Laioyers
of people would mean much to 135 in 1906, but it was more than
Entered at the poet office at Forest Grove, Ogn
could eat all the herbage on the
double
the
number
of
arrivals
in
the community, while the in­
as mail matter of the second class.
Forest Grove, Ogn.
continent at one mouthful, dis­
creased value o f property and 1908.
T e r m s ok S u b s c r ip t io n
lodge
the
stars
in
their
heavenly
the large addition to it’s income
CA8H IN ADVANCE
firament with its horns, and side J. N. Hoffman
would be of great benefit to the
The nation paid out $16,000,000
One Year ft .0 0 - Six Months .75
swipe the auro borealis with it’s
A ttorney-at-Lcm
county.
for tuberculosis last year. Fresh
D i s p l a y A d v e r t i s i n g rates on appli­
tail." And we would add that
Collections and all business entrusted to m
griven prompt attention. Attorney for Forest
This would make Portland of air comes high, but we must
cation. L o c a l R e a d e r s five cents per
if all the liars were made into Grove Collection Agency.
easy access to the farmer or resi­ have it. No one has yet sug­
line o f seven words each insertion.
O/fce-Hoffman Bldg. Pacific Ave.
one that would tower so high he
Display advertisements for publica­ dent who used a team
as a gested a patrolman to go about
Ind. Phone 502
Forest Grove
tion in the PRESS must be in this office means o f conveyance, and when smashing in all closed bed-room could shake the man in the moon
by the hand, he couldn’t tell a
not later than Tuesday evening to in­
ever a market is made easy of windows.
sure appearance in current issue.
H. W . Vollmer, M. D.
bigger lie than this one.
access, it is brought that much
Physician and Surgeon
nearer, and the value o f both
Woman in New Jersey, and not
One W ay To Boost.
It is not the critic who counts, |
Office in Abbott Bldg.
land and crops increase in a com­ in a fairy tale, had a long lost
not
the
man
who
points
out
how
Both
Phones
Forest Grove, Ogn.
parative ratio.
brother who, the other day,
Washington County has spent
the
strong
man
stumbles,
when
The cost must first be looked came home rich. But notwith­
thousands of dollars for advertis­
into, but a careful consideration standing these occasional bursts the doer of deeds could have done O. W . Humphrey
ing and publicity purposes and
of this question has convinced of verity, such occurrences still better. The credit belongs to
yet there are no other sections
Jltlorney-at-Law
the most conservative business remain chiefly in the fairy tales. the man who is actually in the :
o f the state that are equally pros­
Office- K. P. Bldg.
Phone 644
arena, whose face is marred with
men that the profit would far
perous or have as many natural
Forest Grove, Oregon
sweat, dust and blood; who
exceed the expenditure which
Mars, according to an astron­
advantages, but what have been
would be paid in a few years, omical expert, has just finished a strives valiantly; who errs, and
more extensively advertised and
leaving it as a means of perma­ new canal. It is a pity we can­ comes short again and again, be­ Dr. O. H. Scheetz
in that way won for themselves
nent income to the county. The not establish that communication cause there is no effort without
ChiropraElic Spinologist
a wider reputation which has
fact that there are already sev­ with £he Martians so as to engage error, and short coming; but Specialist in nervous diseases, lung trouble,
brought them a greater portion
eral miles of rock road construct­ a few gangs and a choice lot of who knows the great enthusi- j rheumatism, in fact all diseases.
o f eastern settlers and money for
Office next to LaCourse’s store
ed, which could be put in excel­ engineers to hurry up the Pana­ asms, the great devotions, who
improvement and development.
spends
himself
in
a
worthy
lent condition at small expense ma job.
There is no community in the
cause, who at the best knows at [ W . H. Hollis
would very much lessen the cost
state today that consistently and
the end the truimph o f high
of the entire undertaking.
intelligently followed up publicity
A ltorney-al-Law
A man is never prevented from achievement, and who at the J
work but has found it to be mon­
rising in the world by the law worst, if he fails, at least fails
The weakest o f us break a pro­ of gravitation. Some men do while daring greatly, so that his i
Forest Grove, Ogn.
ey and effort well invested, which
place shall never be with those j
has brought in splendid returns, mise.
not rise because they have not
cold and timid souls who know j
even in the matter of dollars and
the means to buy an airship neither victory or defeat.—From W . Q. Tucker, M. D.
cents both to the community and
Debt has a thousand doors, but while others keep on terra firma Theodore Roosevelt’ s address in !
Physician and Surgeon
the individual; and if we have few’’ exits.
for fear o f meeting Halley’s Paris.
Diseases o f Women A Specialty
erred in that particular it has
Dr. Brown’s Old Office
comet.—Ex.
Main Street,
Forest Grove, Ore.
been by a failure to do more o f it.
Love is a tonic that sharpens
Washington county has before the appetite for more.
The best way to keep up inter­
her the opportunity for an invest­
Victor H. Limber
est in the Commercial Club is to
ment that would not only prove
Funeral Director and Embalmer
The fellow who is out for the have plenty o f work on hand for
a world wide advertisement and
Modern Equipments
dust has to be full of grit.
the members to do. City build­
make it one of the central points
VI.— He Decides to Buy a Pom e
Chapel,
Forest Grove
ing means work and lots of it,
of interest for the tourists of the
W hin Bill Blue had to buy of yore
and
it
is
also
a
fascinating
em­
The chafing dish is the advance
It made his tightwad spirit sore,
Pacific coast, but would yield her
ployment once real interest is 8o these times, be it understood,
agent
o
f
the
indigestion
tablet.
W. J. R. Beach
property holders a handsome in­
He made as seldom as he could.
aroused.—Ex.
come on the original cost
Fire and Life Insurance
Hi* cash to no home merchant want.
It is tl\e universal opinion that
Even when they have nothing
To a mail order house he sent.
Written
The Cincinnati telephone ex­ "These stores that we hava here,” said
this county is fitted by natural to do, some people make a mess
he,
change has a new arrangement
advantages to become, and the o f it.
Most popular stocks negotiated
"Are robbers, but they can’t rob mi.”
by
which
a
subscriber
who
be­
time is not far distant when it
gins to find fault with "Central”
will become, one of the garden
North First Street, near Main
It seems to be a fight between is at once switched to a sweet­
spots o f the world. It is a sur­ the fight promoters and the fight
Forest Grove, Ore.
voiced operator, called in the
prise to every tourist that there preventers.
office terminology “ Trouble,"
is such a district so near Port­
who asks him gently: "W h at’ s
C AR L HOFFMAN
land that is so little known. The
When poverty comes in at the the matter?” It’ s a great thing
fact that we are back from the door, love makes a sound like a
Sanitary Plumbing
for the Cincinnati folks to have
main lines o f travel, is, and flying machine.
and Heating
somebody to tell their troubles to.
always has been, a handicap to
Satisfaction guaranteed.
C la .gts
our development, and nothing
reasonable. Basement Hort'mari ouild-
A woman’s husband sometimes
The man who has little faith in
would favor the advancement of
mg. Rhone 502.
causes her almost as much work
pure bred dairy cattle as winners
this county more, than to furnish
as her dressmaker.
ought surely to be convinced of
an attraction that would bring
E d w . R. W ir t z
his error in the sales of two not­
the tourists, who throng into
Those
who
are
prepared
for
Practical
and Sanitary Plumbing
able herds of Jerseys in the Wil­
Portland each year, on into this i
the
worst
are
the
ones
who
gen­
lamette
valley
a
short
time
ago.
section.
P H O N E S - bell 2 1 - i . v d . 681
erally get the best of it.
Thirty-one cows in milch sold on
An automobile road would
Forest Grove,
Oregon
an average of $290 each. One
bring about this most desirable
An
Indiana
man
wants
a
di­
entire
herd
of
jerseys,
75
in
ail,
result. It would soon become
This mads the local tradaamsn blaze.
known as one o f the«, leading at­ vorce because his wife chews to­ brought the owner about $17,000. They cried: ‘That rula will work both
ways.
JOHN WUNDERLICH
The farmer who goes into the
tractions Portland hat£s tp offer, bacco. Finecut or plug?
IF BILL CUTS US, W HY, W E’ LL
pure bred stock business and
for no place in the world can show
CUT BILL
Funeral Director
combines
a little judgement with TUI of that game he has his fill."
Many
a
woman’s
idea
o
f
an
more fertile lands or magnificent
and
Embalmer......
It jarred Bill soma. He said: "B y Jack!
scenery, both valley and mount­ aggravating husband is one who sticktoitiveness will win a com­ If I spend hare it may COME BACK.”
petency.
ain, as can be viewed in the refuses to quarrel with her.
Hit dollars now no longer roam.
Prompt Attention Given to
But "B II the Booster” buys at home.
brief length o f time which would
Calls. Modern Equip­
betaken up in an automobile trip
The trouble with the average
The Norwalk (O.) Reflector Oregon Electric Time Card
m ent
from Portland to this City.
man is that he seldom lives up to well says: "Every line in a
LEAVES
ARRIVES
newspaper costs the proprietor
Numerous Portland business the opinion he has of himself.
Forest
Grove
at Portland
something. If it is for the benefit
men have stated that they would
Banks . . .
Oregon
6:50 a m
8:00 a m
live in Washington county were
It’s all right to love your o f the individual it should be paid
8:40 a m
9:50 a m
10:30 a m
such a road provided. The cus­ neighbor as you love yourself, if for. If the grocer were asked
11:40 a m
12:20 p m
1:30 p m
tom has become almost universal you can afford to be imposed up­ to contribute groceries to one
1:40 p m
2:50 p m
abundantly able to pay for them
4:10 p m
for the business man of Portland on.
5:20 p m
7:00 p m
8:10 p m
The Press Prints
he would refuse. The proprietor
to go to and from his place of
9:45 p m
10-.50 pm
Down
in
Alabama
they
sell
o f a newspaper must pay for the
business in an auto. The con­
Letter Heads, Envelopes,
gested condition o f the Portland whiskey in walking canes, and free advertising if the beneficiary
LEAVES
ARRIVES
Business Cards, Calling
Portland
streets makes this a nerve trying many are sticking to the boose does not, but it is one o f the
Forest Grove
habit
Cards, Statements, Bill
î:05
a
m
experience, while a trip out even
hardest things to be learned by
8:15 a m
8:30 a m
9:40
a
m
as far as this City, would con­
many that a newspaper has space
Heads, Circulars, and
10:20 a m
11:30 a m
12:10 p m
The man who never does any­ to rent and must rent to live. To
sume no more time, and would
Anything else that can be pro­
1:20 p m
2:10 p m
3:20 p m
give them the freedom and en­ thing for his fellow man will not give away rent for anything less
3:30 p m
duced with ink and paper. Let
4:40 p m
5:30 p m
joyment of a country run, and be missed when he shuffles off than living rates is as fatal to a
6:40 p m
us have your next order. We
8:25 p m
9:35 p m
what is now a daily trail would this mortal coil.
newspaper as for the landlord to
will deliver you a satisfactory and
become a pleasure instead. The
furnish rent fre e ."
F o rest G rove P ress
J
The Evolution of
Booster Bill
excellent service of the electric
A Frenchman says he can un­
lines would assure him o f always derstand the language o f chick-
A Texas congressman eulogiz­
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p
m — Ar
at Per»
A n Artistic Job