I •■ H “Windy Jim” Discourses Live Items of Local Interest Subscribe for the PRESS, now “ Say fellers was any o f vou^a turkey buzzard?” said "W indy Compiled by the Hustling, Bustling, Rustling Jim” as he slipped a package of Local Reporters of the Press ‘Newton’ s best’ from the gum case on the counter and proceed­ The local grange held an en- He has accepted a position as ed to ‘set’ down in his usual thusiastic meeting Saturday. head sawyer in Beimrhoar’s saw place among the village bums. “ Well I was onc’t, ‘color and all The Forest Grove Garage is mi)1- During a call at this office . the proper place to buy bicycles. he expressed surprise and pleas- “ P1 the feathers, all day my ure in our City and Country neck was red from exertion and Wanted—An experienced girl which he believed to excell any­ the rest o f me would be black as for general housework, tar frum handlin’ the dirt and thing in the north-west. tf Mrs. W. N. F errin . natural rotteness o f the tow n.” Men’ s Golf shirts at special “ Well I’ ll be durned” said F. T. Miles and wife visited with prices at Hoffman, Allen & Com­ Nick Mallory leaning forward friends in Portland Saturday pany. tf and looking closely at “ W indy,” evening and Sunday. Mr. Libby o f Hillsboro was a “ who’ d ever thot thet you ever Mr. and Mrs. Fuller o f Port­ Sunday visitor at the home o f S. exerted yourself to such extent? land were guests of Mr. and Mrs. J. Corl. “ Now don’ t git funny” replied V. H. Limber Sunday. “ W. J .” “ You all know as how _ Do you buy your auto supplies Will Getter the catcher that is the Forest Grove Garage? If I wouldn’ t work that hard but ever popular with the Forest not, why not? tf 'twas a blush fer the kind of Grove fans was a Sunday visitor. T, . ¡work I was doin’ . ” “ Twere out It is reported that a new sche- in Forest Grove one time as the A beautiful assortment o f dule will go in effect on the Oreg- City Council decided to clean up ladies skirts at extra special p ric-: on Electric the first of June | the town a bit, somethin’ as es at the Hoffman, Allen store, tf which will give additional trains ought to bin done wonc’ t or Mrs. Oscar Baldwin, o f Port­ and a later service at night. No twis’ t every year for the last land, spent the week’ s end with | official announcement has yet | twenty years. ” “ Well the City been made. relatives and friends o f this city. was to hire bout a dozen teams | Forest Grove and Washington on a certain’ day bout a month Ì Property in Forest Grove or in county will be well represented ahead to haul off the rubbish etc., | Portland to trade for farm Ia r iin lands. a n u s . a t th e W q W d ;s tr jc t conven-1 mostly etc., an’ I wasdrivin’ one L angley & S on , Forest Grove, | tjQn which meets at Newberg 0f the teams as was delegated tu Oregon. tf. 1 May 18. Arrangements have haul away the refuse” “ Bout President Ferrin of Pacific Uni-1 already been made for two auto- j the second day it had rained and versity occupied the pulpit at the mobile loads from this place. all the tin cans and other house- Congregational church Sunday If you deal with me you have keepin’ efforts was full o f water j evening. my personel attention. No work and when I picks up a barrell of You should try a glass o f that is turned out half done. We trash which had no bottom i n ; delicious soda, all flavors, at have all the newest and best ma­ it—the barrell I meam -there! Shearer’ s. It will quench your terials of the season and stand­ was tin cans an bottles and de- kayed vegetables a flyin’ in every ! thirst. tf ard authority for our work. Mr. A. B. Caples and wife ac- Miss Kirkwood, the milliner, tf 'lorekshum and .\ou bet I got the 1 finest shower bath you ever] companied Mr. S. G. Hughes and C. E. Dickinson and son Vau- saw. ” Funny how some things wife in an auto trip to Portland ghn of Portland were the guests grows out there, they kin laise Sunday. o f J. G. Lenneville and family on : umbrellas the year around and! The stock reducing sale at the Saturday. Mr. Dickinson is an the way that rubbish grow ed ' Booth Jewelry Company is still old friend o f the Lennevilles and was fierce, we cleaned up one going on and Will be continued they passed severftf hours in the side <5f the' town fUst day out an’ recalling o f pleasant incidents of next day their was four times the until further notice. tf by-gone days. refuse thar was the fust day, — j Loren Bogan, who is taking a The Fluer De Lis Club met j growed like mushrooms so it did.” dental course at the Portland Thursday with Mrs. Arthur B. “ We jist nacherally hadtostop college, spent a part o f Friday Caples and a pleasant afternoon ¡haulin’ to keep it frum berryin’ with friends in this city. was spent. Refreshments w e r e the town.” But that cooked me Those present were; all right. ’ What did? enquir- Mrs. Walter Baldwin, who has served. been ill at a Portland hospital for Mesdames Willis Goff, Mayne J. ed “ Pete” who always bites at a number o f weeks, returned Abbott and E. B. Tongue, Misses “ Windy’s” gags. vVhy ye see home Sundav much improved in Margaret Hinman, Katherine l got all wet frum the rain an cussin’ I got health. ! Shannon and Manche Langley. ! ¡the the treatment and cussin frum some of the people made Thomas Hollister o f University me so hot that the steam jisc Place, an old veteran and former Gaston Couple W ed nacherlly cooked me thru, an’ | resident o f this city, spent Sun­ A wedding that united Miss I’ ve been done w.orkin’ ever day here with old comrades and Why I reckon some | Emma Martin and Mr. Perry sence” friends. Gabbert, popular young people o f people akchully cleaned up enufi Judge Wirtz is dividing his Gaston, occured at the Christian rubbish so they could see tear-a- time between this City and Oak parsonage in this City Friday, firma fer wonc’t an’ if they’ u park, where his wife and sister, the services being read by Rev. only clean up bout every munth Mrs. DeGroot o f Portland, are E y Stivers, pastor o f the they’d have a purty good lookin’ spending a week on the Judge’s Christian church. Only immed- town after while. ranch- iate friends o f the young couple T h e S torm B i r d . Miss Kirkwood the milliner, witnessed the ceremony. A fter Dakota Indiana say the storm bird has the newest things in millinery a wedding trip Mr. Gabbert and dwells so hilt It »* w ° m nf h" ,ll!,n reasonable prices and a good as­ wife will make their home on a vision and earrles a fresh water lake ou his back, so that when he plumes sortment. Hats made to order farm near Gaston. himself it rains, when be winks his or made over. Satisfaction guar- bright eyes it lightens and when he Big City Improvements enteed. r tf flaps bis wings thunder rolls. H. B. Johnson and E. R. Wirtz were elected delegates to the Grand Lodge K. o f P. which con­ venes in Portland June 20, 21 and 22, with C. O. Roe and J. W. Hughes alternates. W. T. Fogle, a former news­ paper man o f this City, visited Saturday renewing old acquaint­ ances. Mr. Fogle is now at the head o f the Christie-Hoge Print- ing company o f Portland. < The infant daughter o f Mr. and Mrs. John White died at the home o f the parents in Cornelius Saturday. Interment was made in the Verboort cemetery Sunday Rev. Father Buck officiating. G. W. Congdon, who has been visiting with his daughter Mrs. Fred Lillie o f Gales Creek, pas­ sed through this city Friday en- route to his daughter’ s home. You may talk o f big bridges, and parks, and such, but after all “ they are not so much.” The greatest improvements a city can know, are improvements that into its houses go. For ’ tis “ home” where the people all really live, and we want there the best that the world can give. That’ s why Chi-Namel is used so much, by Americans, English, t^Te an(^ Dutch. It s the greatest finish that s known for wood, and no one has found any other as good. Fill knot holes, nail holes and all other crevices with Chi-Namel Crack Filler, then apply the Ready-to-use Graining Process and make cheap hard wood or old painted wood look like new high grade o a k - light, dark or golden. See samples o f the work. Sold by Mertz & Latta. This is to certify that in trading at Abrahams I always get a square deal, good honest weight, and prices are always right. I can rec­ ommend their place to any one wishing to buy groceries, dry- goods, shoes cr furnishings. Signed, A . Satis Fied, Customer Call or Telephone Your Orders to Schultz Market & Grocery For Fresh, Salt and Smoked Meats, Fish and Vegetables of A ll Kinds An Especially Neat Stock of Monopole Canned Goods and Groceries Free Delivery to All Parts of the City Both Phones Pacific Avenue Forest Grove If Y ou H ave the K odak Fever call and see our new and complete line of Kodaks, the newest and best on the market. Prices $1.00 to $100.00 Dr. Hines’ Drug Store A . E. M O U L T O N W ALTER ROSWURM Roswurm & Moulton Successors to Roswurm & Co. Dealers in R eal Estate, Exchanges, Business Chances, Ice, C oal and W o o d Forest Grove Oregon HINMAN’S = = = = = FOR W o v e n W ire Fence, Barb W ire, Mrs. M. A. Thomas Fashionable Dressmaker Cor. 2nd. S f and 1st. Ave. South. and A ll Kinds of Shelf H ard­ Forest Grove, Oregon ware; W agons & Buggies. Some of q U I* c l a i m s We don’ t believe that you can find a better all round place to fit out the home than right at this store. Heath & Milligan We don’ t believe that you can find a place that will deal more fairly with you than we will. Pratt & Lambert P A I N T S VARNISHES We don’ t believe that, dollar for dollar, you can do QUITE as well anywhere else. Those are our claims - to prove them is our aim. Will you give u* an opportunity to do so the first time you are needing something in oar iineT Brushes o f A ll Sorts & Sizes ROE & COMPANY J t. ; t