mud in winter and dust in sum- mer; a stronger safe guard to public health than that any pro- G . E. in the S E City C of O U R gressive well-to-do farmer pro- F orest G rove , O regon , vides for his own convenience. THURSDAY of EACH WEEK. The opportunities and demands Entered at the poet office at Forest O^n of both the present and the aa mail matter of the second clais. future are great. We can not afford to neglect them. Tireless T erms ok S ubscription CASH IN ADVANCE and persistent efforts, directed One Year $1.00 - Six Months 75 along the channels of progress D isplay A dvertising rates on appli and advancement, expended by cation. 'L ocal R eaders five cents per the citizens as a unit, can ac line of seven words each insertion. complish wonders. The work Display advertisements for publica has started, let us keep it up, tion in the PRESS must be in this office not later than Tuesday evening to in with “10,000 in 1915” ever be fore us. sure appearance in current issue. fo r e st G rove P ress Published & Edited by Grove, Monopolies die hard, but in the end public opinion is too much for them. ------------------ if it comes down to forgetting yourself or your competitor, for- get your competitor. A Boston expert warns women to wear “rats” in their hair if they do not wish to get bald. Judging from the size and shape of the fashionable coffures, they might as well go the whole thing and wear rat traps. Why is Mars the sky police Edison’s street car storage man, permitting all these tramp battery may make the trolley ob solete. In time the wizards of comets to clutter up space. science may even invent a strap It does not sound reasonable to to which it is a pleasure and say that matches are made in comfort to hang, but overenthus- heaven when all the sulphur is in iastic hopes should not be indulg ed in this direction. the other place. PROFESSIONAL DIRECTORY W . M. Langley & Son Lawyers Forest Grove, Ogn. J. N. Hoffman A Itorney-al-Law Collections and all business entrusted to m given prompt attention. Attorney for Forest Grove Collection Agency. O^ice-Hoffman Bldg. Pacific Ave. Ind. Phone 502 Forest Grove Many men act as if they were A Utica boy died while laugh “so many” that we should think ing at the comic supplement of a H. W . Vollmer, M. D. That the progress and develop In the speech of James J. Hill their wives would feel as if they Sunday paper. Of course, this Physician and Surgeon will be taken as a terrific retri ment of Forest Grove and Wash during his recent visit to our had committed bigamy. Office in Abbott Bldg. bution by the acidulous portion Both Phones ington county has gone forward City the words, “a railroad is in Forest Grove, Ogn. with rapid strides during the partnership with the people,” An eastern man who was down of the population opposed to the past ten years is admitted by the contained the key note of his suc and out went insane and started comic supplement and the Sun most chronic pessimist and no cess as a railroad builder and a to bark and bite. It might be day paper. But with so much J. D. Foote “eye of a prophet’’ is needed to developer of the country. Attorney-at-Law said that he went to the dogs. cause for sighing in the world, Hill has crossed the unbroken the majority will still take see that we are on the eve of a period of advancement and de prairies of the northwest with his An expedition of Frenchmen chances of laughing themselves OfSce-Hoffman Bldg. Pacific Ave. Phone Ind. 502 Forest Grove velopment which a few years lines of steel and they became has returned from the anarctic to death. ago was beyond the fondest dotted with prosperious cities regions. deny indignantly dreams of the most sanguine. and towns, with cultivated farms that they They O. W . Humphrey discovered any poles What was considered beyond whose waving fields of grain Energy. Jhlorney-at-Law The longer I live the more the range of possibilities yester grew to be garnered in the There is a Texas woman who deeply am I convinced that that Office- K. P. Bldg. Phone 644 thousand of elevators along the day is accepted today as a matter which makes the difference be claims to be 132 years of age. Forest Grove, Oregon lines. of course. New blood, new en one man and another, be probably thought it was no tween tween the weak and powerful, ergy and new methods have per This hardy railroad pioneer She use trying to conceal it any long the great and Insignificant, Is Dr. O. H. Scheetz formed wonders. A few short pierced the dense forests, tun er. energy. Invincible determina neled the rugged mountain’s side, years ago the farmers—who are ChiropraElic Spinologist tion. a purpose once formed, and the back-bone of our nation — and as a result, the solitude of then death or victory. This qual will do anything that Is to worked to raise and harvest a forest and mountain is broken A new paper bill is said to be be ity done In the world, and no two Office next to LaCourse’s store the best thing to clean eye glass by the whir of the wheels of in crop of grain, only to sell it for legged creature can become a barely sufficient to pay their run dustry and the train that carried es with. Paper bills have often, man without it.—Buxton. W . H. Hollis ning expenses of the previous the steel rails far beyond the out proven a great aid to the visions year. Things are different now. skirts of civilization returns load of legislators. A ttorney-at-Law The farmers are enjoying pros ed with the products of factory, perity and are free from debt farm and mine. The New Jersey mosquito is The Evolution of Forest Grove, Ogn. and worry with a comfortable These wonders were not said to cure rheumatism. People amount to their credit in the wrought by Hill alone. The of experience have always said Booster Bill W . Q. Tucker, M. D. early pioneer had gone before that it had a peculiar way of in bank. Physician and Surgeon Our City, which was once a him and blazed the trail which ducing animation. HI.—-Bill Goes After New Diseases of Women A Specialty straggling country village is to thousands followed into this land Industries Dr. Brown’s Old Office promise, and his was the act A monkey was operated upon day assuming metropolitan airs of Main Street, Forest Grove, Ore. When old Bill Blue got a new view which crowned their heroic efforts and is facing the opportunity of with success. Thus the partner at Omaha for appendicitis not The thing transformed him through and through. becoming a home for the rich long ago. This is one patient He took a public spirit pill. W. I. R. Beach and poor alike, where the man ship of which he spoke reached that the doctors didn’t have to That made a BOOSTER out of Bill. the results that neither could of wealth may live and enjoy make a monkey of anyway. Fire and Life Insurance the pleasures and comforts of reach without the other and Written life and the one of limited means which may accomplish fully as An Indiana cigarette fiend is may educate his children, and at much for us here. sensitive to the pricking of Most popular stocks negotiated the same time make acomfortable Mr. Hill 3tated in his speech not needles or pins. Needles and that “it was only lately that his pins have no terrors to the person living for his family. North First Street, near Main attention had been called to Ore who does not recoil from coffin We cannot afford to be satis Forest Grove, Ore. fied with the achievements of the gon, ” and it would seem that past; much greater improvement our City is to be near the center nails. is demanded which will never of the part that is to claim his Roosevelts eneniies say he is C AR L H O FFM A N be made if we do, or if we set attention most. The City that crazy. If this is the case, many Sanitary Plumbing down and wait for the “other becomes a center for one of the people would that it systems of this “railroad wizard’ and Heating fellow” to do it. Both City and has it’s future prosperity assured would be a good suggest plan to look thru Country demands the best efforts Satisfaction guaranteed. Charges the insane asylums for the next beyond a doubt. reasonable. Basement Hoffman build- — and never ending energy of every mg. Phone 502. citizen, and the one who fails to Who can say but that in the president. give that which is so urgently near future such good fortune Some delvers into the myster demanded is unworthy of a home may be ours. VICTOR LIM B ER ies of the evolution of man now in this grand old state of ours. claim that the human race origi- Said he, “To me 'tie very clear Funeral Director W h y the Difference ? Thousands of acres surround . rp.|. . «ally life in the form of WE NEED SOME NEW INDUS our City only waiting the hand An official of Tillamook county trees. began and Em balm er.. , There are a few “sticks” TRIES HERE.” and brain of the progressive was arrested with another citizen ieft to bear out the th And so he advertieed and plannad farmer to make of them orchards for a violation of the game laws Chapel ^ Modern Equipments \ And sent out writeups through the and gardens, the products of of the state and taken before the F G O land. which would be unexcelled in the Grand Jury. State Game War A man seventy years old has Replies came fait, and new arias entire north-west and in the cul den Stevenson personally exerted made application for admission New factory stacks to meet the skies. tivation of which thousands of every effort to secure the convic to the University of Missouri as “ As a town tonic, why, gee whix," E d w . R. W ir t z Bill, "PRINT INK’S THE BEST Practical and Sanitary Plumbing dollars may tie made, the only tion of both, but the Grand Jury a student. He must be one of Seyt TH AT IS.” requirement being brains, push returned an indictment againt tbose wh° subscribe to the theory PHONES- bell 2 1 - lvd . 68l and organization. a man is never to old to layman and refused to enter that Forest Grove, Oregon Hundreds of people have their the learn. Oregon Electric Time Card tain the charges a'gainst the offic Very, Very Possible Progress The Thing Collections and all business entrusted to me given prompt attention. Specialist in nervous diseases, lung trouble, rheumatism, in fact all diseases. o ' • \ e orest eyes upon our City as being* pos sible to be made an ideal one of homes and gladly would they lo cate here were the most neces sary impnfl'ements made. But sum hjHy conditions will never exist Wthout our citizens closely follow up the lines of progress which they have so well begun; and unless they do, other cities ? of the Willamette valley will out-strip Forest GrovtT'Sn the march sljBridnWfMtoMfr mov ing jfjrte*entii*e Pacific cuAlt.L We must realize thatVe have grown beyond a country towta and the __________ _ . a _ home _ rewon- man who seeks ahlv pxnetot- Of abbr expects of oQ«atl|th.ng better than stvets «qveraj with ial. 1^this is justice, we fail to discover it, and only ask, “Why A father’s experience makes the difference? him the best adviser of his daugh ter, says the president of a girl’s Subscribe for The Press, now. school. Perhaps “should make him’ would come a little nearer the truth. There is a lot of diff An old saying revised : “The erence in fathers. trusts owe us a living.” 'rrrm r— — Its the pig that’s in trouble Three billion dollars’ worth of eggs are laid annually by the that squeals the loudest, hens of the nation. If by their ____ _ ___ u .'t ____________ n f . . to .. sum) i™* should £ J ^ be L the knoV l’T u bird. ‘he t It j'TT'iki . v p.t if th« hen national other fellow has the deck* W’ouldn’t biddy look fine on the ____.________ u ~ ~ "V ' ” . back of our «°'ns holding a lay in Rkh~ h»ve w,n«*- but one upraised foot and poverty ge* there more fre- to the national debt hanging with on- the quently^, other. V t LEAVES rove regon ARRIVES Foreit Grove at Portland 6:50 a m 8:40 a m 10:30 a m 12:20 p m 1:40 p m 4:10 p m 7:00 p m 9:45 p m 8:00 a m 9:50 a m 11:40 a m 1:30 p m 2:50 p m 5:20 p m 8:10 p m 10:50 pm LEAVES ARRIVES Portland JOHN W UNDERLICH Funeral Director and Embalmer...... Prompt Attention Given to Calls. 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