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About Forest Grove press. (Forest Grove, Or.) 1909-1914 | View Entire Issue (May 5, 1910)
When you have convinced
whose life will touch
Published & Edited by
yours that you have better goods
G . E. S E C O U R
and lower prices than they can
in th e City of
get anywhere else.
F orest G rove , O regon ,
THURSDAY of EACH WEEK. When you stop making for-
E ntered a t th e poet office a t F o te a t Grove, Offn tunes solely through the direct
as mail m a tte r o f th e second clsus.
use of this mighty agent.
When younger and fresher
T erms of S ubscription
CASH IN ADVANCE
houses in your line cease starting
One Year $1.00 • Six Months .75
When you would rather have
D isplay A dvertising rates on appli
cation. L ocal R eaders five cents per your own way and fail than take
line of seven words each insertion.
advice and win.
F o r e s t G rove press
Display advertisements for publica
tion in the PRESS must be in this office
not later than Tuesday evening to in
sure appearance in current issue.
Straight From The Shoulder
A Mrs. Brown, of Illinois, says
that Roosevelt will be a candidate
in 1912. She has a hunch to
that effect and is proud of her
political intuition. It is discourt
eous to contradict a lady, so there
is nothing to do except saw wood
and watch the colonel.— Ex.
The only regular thing about Automobile by any other name
would, no doubt, smell the same.
some men is their irregularity,
The time is near when the sun
Some beef is corned and much
more is corned in these days of and the south winds will do
things to the egg market which
the whole country will applaud.
W. M. Langley & Son
If that Halley comet wags its
Eastern millionaires are selling
tail, the universe is going to get
their yachts. They probably
out of the room.
don’t want to be at sea again
Forest Grove, Ogn.
It’s usually the bridesmaids when a financial storm comes
who weep at the wedding. The along.
J. N. Hoffman
bride does her tear-shedding
If any more suits are started
Collections and all business e n tru s te d to m
rom pt atten tio n . A ttorney fo r F o rest
against the Standard Oil Co., the given p Collection
All men are born free and treasury department had better Grove
Q#«-Hoffman Bldg. Pacific Ave.
equal; then their equality takes give the company an open ac- j Ind. Phone 502
a vacation until the undertaker count.
gets busy with them.
H. W. Vollmer, M. D.
While some say congress does
Isn’t it queer how people who not do its duty, there are some
Physician and Surgeon
are not capable of giving advice duties that the public seem to be
Office in Abbott Bldg.
to themselves seem to know the willing to have congressmen Both Phones
Forest Grove, Ogti.
proper thing for you to do.
The following from the Eugene
guard is so well written an so
applicable to the city of Forest
Grove and other Washington
county towns, that we reproduce
it: The way to build a city is to The sweet graduate will soon An anarchistic St. Louis
J. D. Foote
go ahead and build it. The arise and solve all the problems preacher says that a man who The goose that laid the golden
Collections and all business e n tru ste d to me
bridges must be burned behind, . worth while in this . mortal sphere. kisses a girl ought to be shot. egg is a back number when com given
prom pt atten tio n .
so that there can be no turning Then they W,H f In the ran,ks °[ They do usually receive a heart pared to the American hen with
Ojfce-Hoffman Bldg. Pacific Ave.
back, and every property owner
Phone Ind. 502
and every business man imbued their votes we will solve all the
thoroughly with the boost spirit. evils there are to be solved in If one-half this world could
O. W. Humphrey
It will, of course, require hard our political system.—Ex.
realize what the word “ friend If we value our lives, accord
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work, and the expenditure of a |
ship” means—humanity would ing to what we pay our life-sav
great deal of money, but if a A Brooklyn woman census tak be elevated 75% over its present ers, it isn’t worth much to live in Office- K. P. Bldg.
this home of the brave and the
Forest Grove, Oregon
town is really advantageously er received two offers of marriage revengeful condition.
land of the free.
situated and has the natural re while engaged at her work. All
sources back of it the leturns in
If you have any enthusiasm
Dr. O. H. Scheetz
the end will be sure and amply will now apply for the job, and you’ll be criticised. There are
T h e P ow er of th e P ocketbook.
repay the labor and the cost. Uncle Sam will lie in danger of so many people who want to
Specialist in nervous diseases, luns trouble,
Hub—S really think, wife, you should j rheum atism , in fa c t all diseases.
No half-hearted campaign will turning the census bureau into a drift—and if you bump into them have
that ball dress made a little high
Office next to LaCourse’s store
ever win, and every time the
(mentally) they’re annoyed.
er In the neck, to say nothing of the
back. Wife—I’ll have it changed if
people vote down a proposition
The man who goes alone can you wish, but the material costs $10 a W. H. Hollis
to build a suitable city hall, or The practice of showing author-
yard. Hub— Urn! Well, never mind.—
take any other similar action, it | ity merely for authority’s sake start today; but he who travels Boston Transcript.
sets back the growth of the always hurts rather than helps, with another must wait till that
town, because it is evidence that It sears the sensative workman, other is ready, and it may be a
Forest Grove, Ogn.
they lack faith in the future, or It acts as a muscle-binder, and long time before they get off.
are not wholly in sympathy with with the brake of resentment
A woman in Los Angeles
W. Q. Tucker, M. D.
city-building campaign. set, that man’s quality of work
to a divorce for her hus
Physician and Surgeon
Those who are newcomers among depreciates,
band in consideration of a locket II.— Bill Sits Up and Thinks
us can read the signs more read
Diseases of Women A Specialty
Dr. Brown’s Old Office
ily than we, and their confidence! When the census count finishes and a fur coat. Even the hus Sill Blue w as such a g ru m b ly t o r t
Forest Grove, Ore.
is undermined as well. Eu and the final figures are given band’s joy at being free must W a called him “ OLD B IL L C R O U C H ” Main Street,
fo r sh o rt.
gene must build and pave and i out you can bet a dollar to dough-
Sine« sh o rt ha w a s in speech and look
grow in every respect through , nuts that many a town will go by this slight value placed upon And to o n got sh o rt in pocketbook.
W. J. R. Beach
Said Bill, "T in e to w n i t on th a bum ,
the efforts of the people hereun- awav back and sit down for a his affections.
Its sto re s a re punk, its c lim ate rum .
Fire and Life lnsurai.ee
til the stage is reached wheie few years and stop the big noise A New York man 85 years of And
th e n th e people he ra n down
business and population will at- un^il the people have forgotten.-- age has refused to enter a home M ade Bill look b um m er th a n th a to w n .
tract railroads, jobbing houses g x
for old people because his mother-
Most popular stocks negotiated
and payroll industries. It means
aged 115, is an inmate of
a hard, steady pull for the
North First Street, near Main
two years, and then the
»»♦♦!*! j Stones of the large sums re the institution. We declare
will have been won. There is no |
F orest G rove, O re.
ers may yet bring numerous ap tradiction that this is carrying
other way to build a city.
plications for places in restau prejudice against the mother-in-'
rants from people who are willing law too far.
to be haughtily condescending
W hat Do You Think?
Wisconsin has a university pro
for less money.
That persons living in glass
fessor and a medical scientist,
houses should discourage the
d a ires
who is not afraid to champion I
reaso mom. Basem ent L uun.an cunn
practice of throwing stones has This whole meat problem the claims of human nature and i
ing. pnune 502.
might be quickly solved if a lot
been recommended on more
of the people who are complain heart interests against abstract!
occasions than one. Somehow
science. He said recently in a I
or other, the laws of action and ing at the high prices would quit lecture that kissing is risky, but
reaction assert themselves, and trying to live in the cities and it’s a poor sort of fellow who
not infrequently he who has gone betake themselves to the luxuries won’t take chances at it.
of farm life.
forth with the avowed purpose
and Embalm er.. .
of obliterating his enemy has re
The man who is worthy of be H is b u sin e ss they p u t on th a blink.
turned a sadder and wiser man — A New York organization of ing a leader of men will never And th is m ad# Bill ait up and th in k .
MAN W HO K N O CK S,’’ said he.
one given to retrospection and wealthy woman are seeing that complain of the stupidity of his “T H E “ ’tin
impressed with that somewhat horses are shod free in the slip helpers, of the ingratitude of G E T S H IS by baing knocked a g a in .“
trite truth that things are not pery weather. Considering the mankind nor of the inapprecia Bill c h an g e d hie tu n a th a t wary day.
th e n th a world haa com a hia w ay.
E d w . R. W ir t z
what they seem. All things of price of leather, it would be well tion of the public. These things Since
H it coffer* soon began to fill.
human creation so abound in the
are all a part of the great game Now w e’re all frien d s of “ B ooster Practical and Sanitary Plumbing
elements of good and evil that
of life, and to meet them and not
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no one of them can safely-ascribe
Most men are happiest while go down before them in diseoui-
to itself the sum total of every hustling! The rust of idleness agement and defeat is the final Oregon Electric Time Card Forest Grove.
thing desirable- There is ever a is what breeds the microbe of proof of power.-Elbert Hubbard.
battle waging between good and misery in a man's mind, but a
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busy man even forgets his dys Smile and the world smiles
evil—between right and wrong
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with you. knock and you knock
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we are glad to assure the public way looks dreary: laugh and the
Calls. Modern Equip-
path is bright; for a wholesome
W hen To Stoo A d v e rti.m a that no immediate inon-Me in the
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frown shuts out the light. Sing
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*nd the world is harmonious;
a number of the largest adver
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grumble and things go wrong
tisers to give their opinions con
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cerning the best time to stop ad When an American heiress and all the time you are out of
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vertising, and the following re learns the language of her titled rhyme with the busy, hustling
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husband it relieves him of the throng. Kick and there is trouble
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When the population ceases to embarrassment of asking for brewing, whistle and life is gay,
multiply and the generation that money in English before people, and the world is in tune like a S a t u r d a y OaJy
crowded on after you and never
day in June, and the clouds all Sunday
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beard of you stops coming on.
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