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When you have convinced everybody whose life will touch Published & Edited by yours that you have better goods G . E. S E C O U R and lower prices than they can in th e City of get anywhere else. F orest G rove , O regon , THURSDAY of EACH WEEK. When you stop making for- E ntered a t th e poet office a t F o te a t Grove, Offn tunes solely through the direct as mail m a tte r o f th e second clsus. use of this mighty agent. When younger and fresher T erms of S ubscription CASH IN ADVANCE houses in your line cease starting One Year $1.00 • Six Months .75 up. When you would rather have D isplay A dvertising rates on appli cation. L ocal R eaders five cents per your own way and fail than take line of seven words each insertion. advice and win. F o r e s t G rove press Display advertisements for publica tion in the PRESS must be in this office not later than Tuesday evening to in sure appearance in current issue. Straight From The Shoulder A Mrs. Brown, of Illinois, says that Roosevelt will be a candidate in 1912. She has a hunch to that effect and is proud of her political intuition. It is discourt eous to contradict a lady, so there is nothing to do except saw wood and watch the colonel.— Ex. The only regular thing about Automobile by any other name would, no doubt, smell the same. some men is their irregularity, PROFESSIONAL ' DIRECTORY The time is near when the sun Some beef is corned and much more is corned in these days of and the south winds will do things to the egg market which the boycott, the whole country will applaud. W. M. Langley & Son If that Halley comet wags its Eastern millionaires are selling tail, the universe is going to get Lawyers their yachts. They probably out of the room. don’t want to be at sea again Forest Grove, Ogn. It’s usually the bridesmaids when a financial storm comes who weep at the wedding. The along. J. N. Hoffman bride does her tear-shedding A ttomey-at-Law later. If any more suits are started Collections and all business e n tru s te d to m rom pt atten tio n . A ttorney fo r F o rest against the Standard Oil Co., the given p Collection Agency. All men are born free and treasury department had better Grove Q#«-Hoffman Bldg. Pacific Ave. equal; then their equality takes give the company an open ac- j Ind. Phone 502 Forest Grove a vacation until the undertaker count. gets busy with them. H. W. Vollmer, M. D. While some say congress does Isn’t it queer how people who not do its duty, there are some Physician and Surgeon are not capable of giving advice duties that the public seem to be Office in Abbott Bldg. to themselves seem to know the willing to have congressmen Both Phones Forest Grove, Ogti. proper thing for you to do. abolish. The following from the Eugene guard is so well written an so applicable to the city of Forest Grove and other Washington county towns, that we reproduce it: The way to build a city is to The sweet graduate will soon An anarchistic St. Louis J. D. Foote go ahead and build it. The arise and solve all the problems preacher says that a man who The goose that laid the golden Attorney-at-Law Collections and all business e n tru ste d to me bridges must be burned behind, . worth while in this . mortal sphere. kisses a girl ought to be shot. egg is a back number when com given prom pt atten tio n . so that there can be no turning Then they W,H f In the ran,ks °[ They do usually receive a heart pared to the American hen with Ojfce-Hoffman Bldg. Pacific Ave. the militant suffragists and with her annual output worth three back, and every property owner Phone Ind. 502 Forest Grove wound. billion dollars. and every business man imbued their votes we will solve all the thoroughly with the boost spirit. evils there are to be solved in If one-half this world could O. W. Humphrey It will, of course, require hard our political system.—Ex. realize what the word “ friend If we value our lives, accord J l ttomey-at-Law work, and the expenditure of a | ship” means—humanity would ing to what we pay our life-sav Phone 644 great deal of money, but if a A Brooklyn woman census tak be elevated 75% over its present ers, it isn’t worth much to live in Office- K. P. Bldg. this home of the brave and the Forest Grove, Oregon town is really advantageously er received two offers of marriage revengeful condition. land of the free. situated and has the natural re while engaged at her work. All the young maids in the country sources back of it the leturns in If you have any enthusiasm Dr. O. H. Scheetz the end will be sure and amply will now apply for the job, and you’ll be criticised. There are ChiropraElic Spinologist T h e P ow er of th e P ocketbook. repay the labor and the cost. Uncle Sam will lie in danger of so many people who want to Specialist in nervous diseases, luns trouble, Hub—S really think, wife, you should j rheum atism , in fa c t all diseases. No half-hearted campaign will turning the census bureau into a drift—and if you bump into them have that ball dress made a little high matrimonial agency.—Ex. Office next to LaCourse’s store ever win, and every time the (mentally) they’re annoyed. er In the neck, to say nothing of the back. Wife—I’ll have it changed if people vote down a proposition The man who goes alone can you wish, but the material costs $10 a W. H. Hollis to build a suitable city hall, or The practice of showing author- yard. Hub— Urn! Well, never mind.— take any other similar action, it | ity merely for authority’s sake start today; but he who travels Boston Transcript. A ttomey-at-Law sets back the growth of the always hurts rather than helps, with another must wait till that town, because it is evidence that It sears the sensative workman, other is ready, and it may be a Forest Grove, Ogn. they lack faith in the future, or It acts as a muscle-binder, and long time before they get off. are not wholly in sympathy with with the brake of resentment A woman in Los Angeles W. Q. Tucker, M. D. the city-building campaign. set, that man’s quality of work agreed to a divorce for her hus Physician and Surgeon Those who are newcomers among depreciates, band in consideration of a locket II.— Bill Sits Up and Thinks us can read the signs more read Diseases of Women A Specialty Dr. Brown’s Old Office ily than we, and their confidence! When the census count finishes and a fur coat. Even the hus Sill Blue w as such a g ru m b ly t o r t Forest Grove, Ore. is undermined as well. Eu and the final figures are given band’s joy at being free must W a called him “ OLD B IL L C R O U C H ” Main Street, fo r sh o rt. have been somewhat dampened gene must build and pave and i out you can bet a dollar to dough- Sine« sh o rt ha w a s in speech and look grow in every respect through , nuts that many a town will go by this slight value placed upon And to o n got sh o rt in pocketbook. W. J. R. Beach Said Bill, "T in e to w n i t on th a bum , the efforts of the people hereun- awav back and sit down for a his affections. Its sto re s a re punk, its c lim ate rum . Fire and Life lnsurai.ee til the stage is reached wheie few years and stop the big noise A New York man 85 years of And th e n th e people he ra n down Written business and population will at- un^il the people have forgotten.-- age has refused to enter a home M ade Bill look b um m er th a n th a to w n . tract railroads, jobbing houses g x for old people because his mother- Most popular stocks negotiated and payroll industries. It means ____________ in-law, aged 115, is an inmate of a hard, steady pull for the __ next ___ , North First Street, near Main two years, and then the rh* battle »»♦♦!*! j Stones of the large sums re the institution. We declare without fear of successful con 1 ceived as tips by New York wait will have been won. There is no | F orest G rove, O re. ers may yet bring numerous ap tradiction that this is carrying other way to build a city. plications for places in restau prejudice against the mother-in-' CARL HOFFMAN rants from people who are willing law too far. to be haughtily condescending W hat Do You Think? Sanitary Plumbing Wisconsin has a university pro for less money. and Heating That persons living in glass fessor and a medical scientist, houses should discourage the Satisfaction guaranteed. d a ires who is not afraid to champion I reaso mom. Basem ent L uun.an cunn practice of throwing stones has This whole meat problem the claims of human nature and i ing. pnune 502. might be quickly solved if a lot been recommended on more of the people who are complain heart interests against abstract! occasions than one. Somehow science. He said recently in a I or other, the laws of action and ing at the high prices would quit lecture that kissing is risky, but VICTOR LIMBER reaction assert themselves, and trying to live in the cities and it’s a poor sort of fellow who Funeral Director not infrequently he who has gone betake themselves to the luxuries won’t take chances at it. of farm life. forth with the avowed purpose and Embalm er.. . of obliterating his enemy has re The man who is worthy of be H is b u sin e ss they p u t on th a blink. turned a sadder and wiser man — A New York organization of ing a leader of men will never And th is m ad# Bill ait up and th in k . Chapel Modem Equipment* MAN W HO K N O CK S,’’ said he. one given to retrospection and wealthy woman are seeing that complain of the stupidity of his “T H E “ ’tin F o r e s t G r o ve O regon plain, impressed with that somewhat horses are shod free in the slip helpers, of the ingratitude of G E T S H IS by baing knocked a g a in .“ trite truth that things are not pery weather. Considering the mankind nor of the inapprecia Bill c h an g e d hie tu n a th a t wary day. th e n th a world haa com a hia w ay. E d w . R. W ir t z what they seem. All things of price of leather, it would be well tion of the public. These things Since H it coffer* soon began to fill. to be a horse. human creation so abound in the are all a part of the great game Now w e’re all frien d s of “ B ooster Practical and Sanitary Plumbing Bill.” elements of good and evil that of life, and to meet them and not PHONES— b e l l 21 - i n d . 681 no one of them can safely-ascribe Most men are happiest while go down before them in diseoui- to itself the sum total of every hustling! The rust of idleness agement and defeat is the final Oregon Electric Time Card Forest Grove. Oregon thing desirable- There is ever a is what breeds the microbe of proof of power.-Elbert Hubbard. LEAVES ARRIVES battle waging between good and misery in a man's mind, but a F o re s t G rove a t P o rtla n d JOHN WUNDERLICH busy man even forgets his dys Smile and the world smiles evil—between right and wrong 6:50 a m 8:00 a m with you. knock and you knock and this but serves the purpose pepsia and his debts. 8:40 a m 9:50 a m 10:30 a m Funeral Director alone, for the cheerful grin will of adhering to that which is 11:40 a m 12:20 p m 1:30 p m and Embalmer..... let you in where the kicker is good and of avoiding that which 1 40 p m Another advance in the price 2:50 p m 4:10 p m is evil. 5:20 p m of golf (falls is announced, but never known. Growl and the « KH) p m 8:10 p m Prompt Attention Given to 0:45 p m “ “~ ” we are glad to assure the public way looks dreary: laugh and the 10;50 pm Calls. Modern Equip- path is bright; for a wholesome W hen To Stoo A d v e rti.m a that no immediate inon-Me in the m ent to Stop A d v e rt..m g ^ i, threat- f “ 1' ‘T » 8 * LEAVES ARRIVES P ort lend An English journal requested enecj frown shuts out the light. Sing F o re st G ro v e 7:05 a m *nd the world is harmonious; a number of the largest adver 8:15 a m 8:30 a m 9:40 a m Banks * • - Oregon grumble and things go wrong tisers to give their opinions con 10:20 a m 11:30 a m 12:10 p m cerning the best time to stop ad When an American heiress and all the time you are out of 1:20 p m 2:10 p m 3:20 p m vertising, and the following re learns the language of her titled rhyme with the busy, hustling 3:30 p m 4:40 p m 5:30 p m husband it relieves him of the throng. Kick and there is trouble plies were received: 6:40 p m 8:25 p m 9.35 p m When the population ceases to embarrassment of asking for brewing, whistle and life is gay, multiply and the generation that money in English before people, and the world is in tune like a S a t u r d a y OaJy Lra L nPi crowded on after you and never ■■ ——- day in June, and the clouds all Sunday IIJO p m - A r . F G. 12:35 a m only beard of you stops coming on. lekecHb* for th* pr* u melt away. L*u F..G . fcJO p m- -A r. a l |Vr»ia<vt 4-go D m for Gcod Printing The Evolution of Booster Bill The PRESS