MORE FEARS THAN WARS OR WOMEN HAVE Can anyone, ontside of fiction and mythology, boast that his freedom from fear is absolute? Many are sufficiently brave to W ATTS dash into a burning building or A. T. Buxton and wife spent leap for a drowning man. Cour­ the fore part of last week at Cor­ age happily abounds, but often vallis at the 0. A. C., where both in the bravest there is some were to give addresses to two P. 0. MIKES FINE SH0WIN6 IN DISTANCES strange and often unreasonable classes of the students. form o f fear. A Frenchman mentions many Business called State Game In the first athletic effort of Warden R. 0. Stevenson to the year and practically the first sorts of specialized terrors, some Lincoln county last week. indoor dual meet ever participa­ of which are these: Aichmophobia, or fear of sharp The Literary Society elected ted in by P. U., Hahn’s men points, as of needles. the following officers last Friday made a good showing for them­ Agaraphobia, or fear of open night: President, J. C. Ash; selves at the Portland Y. M. C. spaces. Vice-President, Geo. Trageser; last Friday. While the final Secretary, Emma Dilley; Treas­ score was against us there w as! Bacillophobia, or fear o f mi­ urer, Dick Holscher. A mock much to be proud of and it is en- j crobes. Pathophobia, or fear of disease. trial will occupy the time at this couraging to think that under Kleptophobia, or fear of be­ week’s meeting, taking the place somewhht more fayorable condi­ of the regular debate. This will tions victory would have been | coming a kleptomaniac. Pryophobia, or fear of matches. be followed by the program of ours. The team had done all its Stasophobia, or fear of evil songs, dialogues, recitations, and training on the outdoor track results from standing upright. the society paper. hence was handicapped greatly. Aerophobia, or fear of high W. P. Shepherd and wife are There is little doubt but that places. visiting at the home o f A. S. with a few nights training in­ Demonophobia, or fear of the doors Robinson could easily have Dilley. devil. H. R. Bemiss and family are beaten his competitors in the 440. Phobophobia, or fear of having entertaining Mr. and Mrs. Jam­ The team was given a good square fear. ison recently of Seattle but who deal in every respect and all de­ Some, says Collier’s Weekly, expect to make Forest Grove cisions were fair and honest. do not enjoy passing through a P. U .’s ill luck began in the their future home. herd of cows. One cannot enter final of the 35 yd. dash when Several of the school children a room of strangers unabashed. are out of school on account of Ben Mayfield, in his desperate Where one man does not welcome sore eyes. This seems to be ap­ efforts to win after getting a poor the opportunity to walk along a pearing as an epidemic in many start, caught his toe on the floor deserted wood road at midnight, places in Oregon and though and fell. There is little doubt another, as prospective bride­ lasting but a few days is very but that Ben would have won groom, cannot face a churchful first place as he had ran the pre­ distressing. of people without a tremor. For liminary much faster than they one it is Poe’s “ Tales” in an Mrs. J. Harris, who resided run the finals. The mile run was empty house, for another the with her son, W. M. Harris died good, Austin having practically preliminary whir of a dentist’s at his home Friday, Feb. 11,1910 no competition for final honors. drill, for a third a dinner at at the age of 76 years. She has Lancefield showed up well and which he is a postprandial speak­ been very ill for four weeks with won an easy third. In the High er, for a fourth a waiter who has heart trouble which developed jump Austin encountered some not deserved a tip. Few get into dropsy. Mrs. Harris lived pretty good men and was only through life entire strangers to here but a few years but will be able to pull out a third place, terror in some form.— Ex. kindly remembered by the friends The three mile race was by far she made. The remains were the prettiest event in the eve­ CONSERVATOR? RECITAL MARCH 2 tiken to Illinois accompanied by ning and though it was very evi­ Prof. Chapman ha3 announced her son and be placed by the side dent from the start that Austin that the recital to be given by o f her husband and daughter would win first place great int­ the young men of the Conserva­ who passed away several years erest centered about the struggle tory will beheld Wednesday eve­ ago. ______________ ning March 2nd in the college for second home. chapel. Koch run a plucky race and D IX IE about the middle of the last mile Gunner Berggren was in Scap- succeeded in passing Peterson of Oregon Electric Time Card poose on business Saturday. the Y. M. C. A. He got a lead ARRIVES LEAVES of about 10 yards and the crowd One little peep at “ Old Sol” at Portland Forest Grove gladdened the hearts of the far­ was beginning to see visions of 8:00 a m 6:50 a m mers and sent a warm feeling up his winning second place. Pet­ 9:50 a m 8:40 a m 11:40 a m 10:30 a m and down a fellow’ s spine fol­ erson however had a stronger 1:30 p m 12:20 p m lowed by chills which remind us finish and in the last five laps 2:50 p m 1:40 p m 5:20 p m 4:10 p m of good old Missouri “ fever and easily passed him winning second 8:10 p m 7:00 p m ague” for the next minute it place. Throughout the meet Pa­ 10;50 pm 9:45 p m cific seemed to surpass in the dis- snowed. LEAVES ARRIVES Mrs. C. A. Brickman is stay­ ance runs. The relay race at Portland Forest Grove the close of the meet was close, ing with her sister, Anna John­ 7:05 a m 8:15 a m son, at the hospital in Portland. Y. M. C. A. winning by a small 8:30 a m 9:40 a m 10:20 a m 11:30 a m The Berggren Bros, shingle margin. 12:10 p m 1:20 p m Summary o f events was as 2:10 p m mill is again in operation at the 3:20 p m 3:30 p m 4:40 p m rate of from 12 m. to 15 m. per follows: 5:30 p m 6:40 p m Thirty-five yd dash, Y. M. C. 8:25 p m day. 9:35 p m A., first and third Robinson. 2d time :04 1-5. RO Y Saturday Only L vs Portland 11:3) p m - A r . P.O. 12:35 a m Thirty-five hurdles, Y. M. 1st Sunday only Mrs. G. L. Fields, o f Hillsboro, has L vb F..G. 3.30 p m- -A r. at P citland 4.40 p m Robinson 2nd, R. Mills 3rd, time been visiting at Roy with her sister, :04 3-5. Mrs. Ryals. Three mile, Austin 1st, Y. M. Mr. and Mrs. Humphreys have re­ L IV E R Y and FEED S T A B L E turned to Forest Grove after a three 2nd, Koch 3rd. Mile, Austin 1st, Lancefield months stay in our vicinity. Good Rigs Fuinished On Short Mrs. J. D. Hiltz, who has been on 3rd, Y. M. 2nd, time 5:13. . Notice the sick list for some time, is reported Pole V., Y. M. 1st, Taylor 2nd, better. Rogers 3rd, Height 8 ft 10 In. Prices Reasonable Mrs. M. King is suffering from an 440, Y. M. 1st and 2nd, Rob­ attack o f rheumatism. inson 3rd, time 1 minute. Mrs. Frankie Mathews, o f Portland, D. P. & C. O. Hopkina 3 broad jumps, Y. M. 1st and has been the guest o f her cousin, Mrs. 2nd, R. Bryant 3rd, 27 ft 1 in. W. W. Ryals this week. BANKS OREGON 880, S. Bryant 1st, Robinson Mrs. C. L. Dennis, o f Scoggins Val­ ley, and Mrs. B. C. Dennis, o f Gaston, 2nd, Y. M. 3rd. spent a week in the Grove and at Roy High jump, Y. M. lstand 2nd, JOHN WUNDERLICH Austin 3rd. DILLEY Shot put, Mayfield 1st, Y. M. Funeral Director 1st and 2nd. Mr. Gray, who has been on the sick and Embalmer..... Relay race won by Y. M. C. A. list, is slowly recovering. Geo. Stewart, who has been loading time 151. Prompt Attention Given to P. U.’s team was S. Bryant. piling at Wspato, has returned to Dilley. Calls. Modem Equip­ George Briggs and wife returned A. Mills; R. Bryant and Robinson. INDOOR MEET GOES TO Ï. M. C. ». from Vancouver, Washington last week. Christine Wilson and Jessie Wanted - Boarding place for 11 Hoge attended the Christian En­ year old girl during school term. deavor Convention held in Port­ A. H ., P ress office. land last week. ment Banks Banks Furniture Company Wall Paper W e have a lot of wall paper that is doing to be sold at a sacrifice, for it M UST GO Get the benefit by mak­ ing your selections while the stock is complete Up-To-Date Furniture is our motto for this year. or shop-worn furniture is carried over. THE Banks Furniture Company JOHN WUNDERLICH, Manager OREGON BANKS Blasting Goodl Business | A Trojan Powder DYNAMITE Successor to No hawing. No Headaches. 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