ngs RELIGIOUS ACROBATS. A Mein Built of Sentiment Bargain I o- (O r ig in a l | ••Oh, Jo e .” «Hid Jean n ette to her fiance, "w h at do you think I received t>.v express today?” "W h at?” “A glass bottle picked up on tbe coast near Atlantic City containing a message.** , t "B ig storm? Shipwreck? Vessel sink­ ing? We an* all lost? •More than that. I’ve had a lover I didn’t know of. Read It.” And she handed him a bit of paper on which „ e re scrawled her full nume and ad dress and — 1 Reduction on all Clothing 3 In Our Store : : T he Stock consists of Rain Coats, Overcoats, Mackintoshes, Wool Hosiery, Fancy Neck­ wear, Linen Collars, Handkerchiefs, Suspenders, Men’s Hats, Umbrellas. Everything will go at same reduction, as our room is small. W e have decided to make room for the size of our stock on hand, so if you are ready to pun base your Winter Supply, you had better come right now, as this sale will last only until the Holidays. Remember we are located in the Naylor Building near the corner of Main Street and First Avenue North. m H e r« a re Men’s Suits worth $ 7 .0 0 at. H ii (( 7.50 “ . (( it ii 8 .0 0 “ (( u ii 8 .5 0 “ tt ii --Q J10 “ . ii u it u u (V Som e of th e P r ie «* »; “ “ “ “ “ “ “ 5 .0 0 5 .3 3 5 .6 7 6 .0 0 10.00 “ ^ - - — i U > 7 7 .3 Î T 11.00 “ $ 8.00 Men’s Suits worth $12.00 at $ 4 .6 7 13 00 “ 14.00 15.00 16 00 1 7 . 0 0 “ ......... 1 8 ,0 0 “ .... 21.00 “ ........... A lar e lire cf M in’s Finis, F arcy Shirts and Heavy Underwear. Shirts. Shoes for Men, Ladies and Boys. 8 .0 7 9 .3 3 10.00 1 0 .0 7 11.33 1 2 .0 0 1 4 .0 0 Blue Flannel T op A4. J . B E N J A M I N O re g o n F o re s t d ro v e ■äKTCUrt' Bargains. Begin th e New Year R ight % most* S to r e s c a r r y and O ur T he — Try Schultz’s ground bone for your hens. It will make them lay. A t Even OUR. ST O C K is as larg e as Prices A re One House anrl lot $1200 One ....................... 160U One “ “ “ 1500 One lot 100x200 feet .......... 800 One 100x100 '■ 500 See .tan’ es Stephenson. 14 if M o n e y L o w e s t. 71 S a v in g Come and see us when you want FU R N ITU R E O ï Mme, Ir .iv r h n ft « \ p « n s - «*an < l t*«in l>« m.itltt l>> th in {( Hio M io r te * ! ro u ir. L .i s t I III l» i: I n bu! o n « s h o rt «tiul tlir« i*l ro u i« John Wunderlich, Prop. I h « W « s t d n d I '.cisi• Southern pacifie BANKS, OREGON ( ito . U . P a te rs o n I* h o n e Ititi. O O I 1 The O . R . (S i) N . O r e g o n S h o r t L iim and Home Baking Co. l ’ N lO N F o r e s t G rove. O regon Fresh Bread, Cake and Pics Wholesale and Retail P A C IF IC T H E R E IS unsurpassed through fast train service to Denver, Omaha, Kansas City, Chicago, with direct connections to all points East and South. I H E R E IS in abundance ol matchless scenery, and | an opportunity to make a I daylight stopover at Salt L ike City if it is desired. Daijy 1 H tw teU ytm a ! .bmi «h.t , an be | "done, before to « pmrhasc ticket. w . Nt w is the time to order huit cakes lor Christmas j WE FU R SH ID ES ■W fiar * apot _ _ oMk. J # M i l at t»o«*e lo B+% rmorr r for »«>*» U* «hin Hmm Tnr* «od ìli ».*• mim U nu U i W r i t « fa r Fr*oe t u t . M arfcfi h- i- >rt. Shif»|*<- a » 4 * N f* V ’ ' » 11? U m « K *^«rar*k#l M m C l n . , 1 ^ il, I u r o w t k l-o r « M t , , \ « w ,» t lir o v c WH. M«.MURRAY « re n e ra i > *a s s « n te r A g en t Poi fiumi . Oregon In a fe w m i n u t e s « M s v e s s e l w ill c a r r y us a ll to a w a te r y g r a v e I w is h y o u t o know th a t th e re h a s been o n e w ho h a s. u n k n o w n t o y o u . lo v e d y o u d e v o t e d ly . P u t h .' w ill d ie n s lie h a s liv e d w it h o u t re v e a lin g h im s e lf to y ou F a r e w e ll. "W ell.” said Jo e after reading tbe message, “do you suppose it's genu I Inc?” -Som ething tells me It is.” “W hat?" ••I fool—I—somehow It seem s to me that had this man wooed me we wmild have” — “ Would have”— "W h at a noble, good man he must have been to love me at a d istan ce!" “ Noble, good man. eh? To love you at a distance! Will you kindly e x ­ plain?” "W hy. there must have been some reason why he couldn’t declare him self. Ills great heart bore the load without* perm itting me to share It.-” “Then why didn't he keep on bear­ ing it without m ixing you up In' this way ?” " t i e knew a woman’s nature. I wish you knew it as well. A woman re­ ceives her greatest com plim ent in the love of a good man.” “ You mean a noble, good man. Don’t leave out the noble.” | "T h is man must have been aln o b le. If, sacrificing man ” Whole » self sacriflceVcome to ?’’ "Why. if be had told me o! I would have loved him. We coil kin marry and” — “How do you know you couldn’t?” “ Why. what other reason would th>?re be for his not”— “ f.ots of ’em. T h e chances are be was beneath you, probably som e cab driver who once drove you som ew here or”— “Jo sep h !” “ More likely a common sailor, w ith his arm s ami breast tattooed with an chors.” “ You nrc simply showing your envy of one who was doubtless your su perior.” "At any rate. I’d have more isense than to keep my love n secret 'till a few minutes before 1 was to bo liennch ed lor kingdom come.” “ You haven't that nobility of soul to understand this man's nature. He would not speak till what he said would not make me suffer—till It would be only sw eet for a woman to bear.” “ Nobility of soul, eh? I haven’tino- bility o f soul. And this m an—how do uni know he had a soul a t all? Hr>w do you know he isn’t a, m yth? Soine- liody may have been 'playing a Joke on you.” "One who would 'p lay such a Joke would have us little soul as th>> myth he created ." Joseph looked solely troubled. “ It seems to unv. ” he said presently, that a rival has sprung up—a ¿blood­ less, spiritual, heavenly, noble, .good. Unselfish" — \ “ H eroic.” \ "H eroic. An.v; m ore?” A "W hy do v et sneer at him ?” “I'm not s te e rin g at him He’s sim ­ ply a nianufi • tured man. one whovbas I teen built up out of pure sentim ent, with sentim ental arms, legs, head, luicds.” "Who created him ? Not I! I never heard of him till t received his only I lid last m essage,” "A t any rate, he has replaced me. I'm going to say farew ell. I'm going lo give way to your Ideal hero.” "You should striv e to lie like him ." "I.ik e him! Do you suppose I’ d wish lo be like a man of tissu e paper, with nothing Inside of him hut gas?' He Isn’t even gns. H e’s n•vacuum.” “T here's no sutistaaoe In the an g els.” “There are different kinds of antjels.” “ I do believe you bate him.” " I ! H ate him! I'm perfectly Indiffer­ ent to hint, confound h im !" I lie girl burst .In to a merry lantgh. be laughed for five minutes, holding her sides, then tried to say som ething, but she was intx long becalmed th at w ater and provi slons gave out, ami all hands perished of thirst and starvation. W hen the wind cam e up again the ship sailed aw ay with her ghastly crew , was seen by a buccaneer, chased and over hauled. The pirate captain m ade fas! lo his prize without firing a single shot, and. attributing the vessel's nonreststance to fe ar or lack o f arm s, he w as the first man to leap on board. Bill the rope with which tbe captured ship had been carelessly lasbe.l to his own parted under the strain o f the seaw ay, and he found him self rapidly borne nwny from his com rades on w hat he soon discovered lo be a floating coffin. A stiff breeze filled the sails o f the derelict, and before his own vessel could overtake It night des. ended on the ocean, and the pursuing ship I >st sight o f It altogether. Left alone in pitch d arkness on the grewsom e < raft, the pirate w ent mad w ith terror and. seizing the wheel, raced aw ay before the wind and. aecordlng lo the legend, was condemned to range the sens fo r­ ever thus in command o f his horrible prize. .Woe to the ship that encountered it scudding along by moonlight or In the lightning’s glare, manned by sk eleto n , and steered by a shouting, g e sticu lat­ ing madman, and when on several oc­ casions It was sighted In the fog off Medford It was considered ns the her aid o f storm and d isaster and the loss o f many ships.—New York Tress. Je n n y 's Q u ic k SELL THE CHEAPEST Our Store is overflowing with all kinds o( harness, both light and heavy. Buggy Whips, Robes, Rain Cuitains. In (act every­ thing you want. D A N IEL PARSONS 60 J u r y at tb e T h e a t e r . An unusual spectacle was witnessed at the T h eater Itoyal. Nelson. Aock Innd. When the Jury, who bad been locked tip three nights because they conld not agree to n verdict In a niur der case, were allowed to witness a living picture display They h-.d ex pressed a desire lo attend the theater I as a relief, nnd the Jndge consented.— I [ Auckland News. A Wcrk Maker. "B ln k s Is weak financially. Isn t h e?" "H e hasn’t ranch money, but he gives employment to a great many men.” "M ho are ,hey T ' “Other people's bill codec to rs.’- Con j «oo J i t Bits. ' '* e . _ — • . . _ e T ra d e M arks D e s ig n s . . . . C o p v m o M T S Ac. A nrotift NPndlncr n. n itrirti mid d efer Inf Ion may nuleklv im eertiiln o u r opinion fre e whether an in volin oli i« p robnbly pnlentubU*. < omminii«»- I ¡Him ntr■leliveiinllüoiitlul. HANDBOOK °n I utenti sent l'ree. « 'Meni nirenry fo r Heeurliig patema. r.ito n tfl tak en t urough Mutin A t o. receive $pn u l t c a h e ip c t ini itlt n n o tic n c e , wit vym lio iiiju iu n h re t k o u . , In h i th tu n Scitntific American. A h findeom olf til n itr a te d w erk lr. T.nnrest clr d ilu tio n o f »in y m-tent Ilio Jo u rn al. J era»«. »J » year : fo u r tu ou llis, $1. S o ld by all nerv ade» I erg- M Branch UNN oltlre, & Co E>S .3G ,s,oi,d,,‘,>' New York F Pt., Wnahlniilon. D.l~ 3U LM E5S COLLEGE , W flh lN Q T O N ain O d k M fH 8f* p o « I l AND Of EGOM W Ft I T E F O R C A T A L O G 1 f l *»» i «>< 'i •’ 1 SOUTHERH PACIFIC RAILWAY Forest Grove Time Table TO PCR TLA N P No. 6 departs 6 to a. m . arrives at Portland No 4 ;; 8 55 a. m .. “ /. No » io ki* .... *• No lo No. 2 " J J o p . m. 4.37 p. m. m .. * „ ^ • A* o o « ‘ FROM PORTLAND No. No. No. No. No. 1 !v. Portland 7:2o a m. Iv. Forest ®rVJrC, f • 5 '* 8.So a. m ., a i. „ j * ,« . ». / " “ Loo p. m ar f 4o • 'r 3 “ “ 4 .io p. in. Iv. I g Q " '* S l o p m. j i . ' ^ W. BROWN, Age"»- WM. McMURRAY, General PasseBp* Agent, Portland, Ore. Q u o n s Lee Hi Lau ndry FINE WORK DONE CHEAP W hite ahlrt Soft *' White sklTfa - Undershirrs H m Utetchi *fs M ra .W k i l e V n n :< « . Towle. - - ;r< > :CC rrderskif’» ’ 15 SC S* •« A’r CS 2c ^oUart 10 IH *•' I0 t « j s C m ,frr» je t* » K l»* « ,r T ie to n e s , o . * r ..Wo. Wc 0^* * c S » « S h c e -j . . A - r - a t t « - W i|M D to w . , , r o a n - T « . P acific Ayrnue / \ YEA R S’ E X P E R IE N C E M ethod. Je n n y 's uncle, who was a school­ teacher. met her on the stre«’t one beautiful May day and asked her If she was going to the Maypole dance “ No. I ain't going ” “Oh. my little dear,” said her uncle, "you must not say 'I nln't going.’ Yon must say T am not g o in g .'” And he proceeded to give her a little lesson In grammar. “ You are not going. H e Is not going. We are not going Yon are not going. They Hre not going Now. can you say all that. Je n n y ? ” “ Sure. I can.” she replied, m aking a courtesy. “T h ere nln't nobody going.” .^Ladles’ Home Journal. knows that • “ » im f’ , * f .po* (joe* ■ a» a ! _ I