w have committed. Any man of THE NEWS ordinary intelligence can act the Published every Thursday by The Washington County Publishing Co., Incorporated. Entered at the post-office at Forest Grove, Oregon, as second class mail matter. Subscription $1.50 Psr Year part of a lunatic, but the real lunatic has to have some brains and the real question arises: Isn’t the Oregon court border­ ing on lunacy themselves? G um ption on the F a rm . A neighbor who is visiting in the city since corn-husking is over, writes home about taking chances on a six- cylinder motor car, and last summer he objected to his wife buying a gaso­ line stove because he was afraid to have the pesky thing around. It is very annoying to telephone j subscribers to find during the very \ busy hour in the evening, when they want to use the phone, that some j young couple is sparking over the j wire, or somebody else is holding a j long, gossipy conversation. Som e! people use the telephone almost any ! time for almost anything.—From De-i cember Farm Journal. b b b b ' b bîi ib bb b b bib b sb h ' b b ’ h b b b b i 10 Per Cent Off i £ Last call to fix up that pump so it won’t freeze. Official Paper Washington Co. Now that the election is over let’s all pitch in. A. E. NOtJRSE..................... MANAGER The open-air treatment is good for J. F . W oods .......................... e d it o r consumptives but isn’t beneficial for farming machinery and tools. THURSDAY, DEC. 3, 1908 The Chinese try hard to pay all T ro u b le s in H illsboro . debts before New Year’s day; and it is The Abruzzi-Elkins engage­ mighty good plan for all farmers to Scene: Hillsboro, Time: Five ment is off. Hurrah for a follow. yean hence. America! Child— “ Mamma, what are those If the wire fences are tightly strung, funny glass things in the house? They loosen the wires somewhat to prevent Don’t say this has not been a their being snapped by frost. Do it never seem to be used for anything except when papa hangs his hat on good fall for the farmer, mer­ to-morrow. them.” chant—and even the newspaper Did you ever stop to reflect that a Mother— “ Why my dear, those are man. cat or a dog loves its home just as electric lamps. In the old days when well as, or perhaps better than you do? Hillsboro was a village we used to Well, John D. never married Then don’t take it away, unless you light our stores and houses with them. one of his daughters to a duke. give it a better home. That was before the fashion of using Maybe he didn’t have any Work up all old fence rails, useless these nice candles came in. People- boards, dead trees and limbs out of the complained of the change at first, but daughters. orchard into stove wood. This will now that we are used to it we find it the farm free of litter and help much better. In the old days of elec­ If you for a minute think this keep tricity people used to sit up evenings solve the fuel question. is a dead town, just look over and read and go to entertainments and boys something practical, the advertising columns of this such Give as the the churches held evening services, tools, i paper, they speak the prosperity soldering a set, box or of a carpenter’s but now all we have to do is to go to drawing outfit, in bed when it gets dark. And it is so of a live city. stead of guns, drums and toy pistols. much better for your father, too. In Teach creative not destructive force. the old days he ran a store, and though With the whistle of the loco- When a man gets so rich or so high he had several clerks had to work motive of the Oregon Electric 1 in society that he is ashamed of his very hard waiting on he people who wfthin hearing, is pretty good bent old mother in her plaid shawl, wanted to buy things; but when the evidence that something of a and of her lack of grammar, he is too fashion of using candles came things real nature is doing on the out­ snobbish for honest men to trust out improved. The clerks did not have If the politicians were half as solic­ to work so hard, and finally papa gave skirts of town. itous for the welfare of the farmer after them a long vacation. It was funny, The pledge breakers of the the election as they are for his vote be­ but people said they liked to see what it, he would soon get all that is they were buying and they got into the Statemeut No. 1 stripe are find­ fore coming to him, including the postal habit of going to towns where they ing that there is some criticism savings bank. to the custom of using electric­ being made by the common “ The well-being of a people is like clung ity, and finally papa said it wasn’t people whom they promised a tree: agriculture is its root, manu­ worth while keeping the store open, during the late election. facture and commerce are its branches and now it is so much nicer; he j and its leaves; if the root is injured, doesn’t have to do anything but carry If you sign the petitions the leaves fall, the branches break away in wood to make a living. Now run along to bed, child; it is nearly 5 handed out by the politicians and the leaves die.’’ and will soon be dark Your which has for its purpose the Don’t fight yourself in the evening o’clock father tried to get the money he de­ relieving the Statement One when you are sleepy after the day’s posited lor the meter so he could buy a Sack of “ Hom e P roduct” legislators from voting their in work is done. Just lean back in your some candles, but they told him they chair and take a few winks of sleep. F 7 lour===AJI G rocers structions, you may as well cast Then when you wake up you can read would keep it to guarantee the mini- hard wheat . i charge. The neter? Oh, your vote for the machine and and think a great deal better. that’s the funniest little thing that be done with it. Have you saved a little money this looks like a clock, behind the door. year? Invest some of it in the old No, it doesn’t run, but a man will look There seems to be no gallows farm; do something to make the place the same every month and in Oregon—the wild and wooly better. You could have no better at papa it just will have a bill to pay. Yes, west. In the middle states bank than your own farm. Every dol­ that nice gentleman with whiskers is JjUlE-STEM FLOtf there are no gallows either, but lar thus invested will come back with the man that takes the money; that’s p ttffiL , they have a well connected tenfold interest. why he looks ashamed; he knows that MANUFACTURED BY CRESCENT MILLS-F0REST GROVE ri*tST_p.?.py.6*c VICTOR chair they use in the cases that If a farmer wishes to find out the it is a shame to take money, but he I can’t help it. Why do they take the amount of corn he has on the ear, Oregon turns scot free. In the multiply the length of crib in feet by money if there is no light? Now Business L o cals Multnomah county jail there width in feet, and divide by two and don't ask foolish questions.” — Hills­ —Acre tracts for sale— J. P. Wagner, are a number of criminals whom one-fourth. The easy way to divide boro Independent. 19 tf it would seem need some sort of by two and one-fourth is to multiply by —Try Wirtz’ prices on hard wheat An interesting engagement which punishment for the crimes they four and divide by nine. flour. 23-tl has just been announced is that of Miss Elizabeth Dooly, second daugh­ —See display of Ocyx ware at Carl ter of Mr. and Mrs. R. M. Dooly, to Hinman’s Hardware Store on Pacific 14-tf Wilson Warner Clark. Miss Dooly is Ave. prominent among the younger set and — Miss Kirkwood has the best linen K. N. STAEHR BURDETTE SHIPMAN is a former Portland Academy student, handkerchiefs, also the latest thing in though in latter years she has lived fancy combs. 20tf Office at the Bazaar next to the Postoffce. with her parents in Sacramento. She — Dr. Wendt’s office is in Forest A t H o m e O f f i c e 3 r d A v e n u e <5fc A S t r e e t S om e of this w e e k ’s B a rg a in s is now residing at the Guilliaume with Grove National Bank Building, Res­ FOREST GROVE OREGON her sister, Miss Lucile Dooly. Mr. idence at Dr. Ward’s place. 15tf Clark, who is an Easterner, and a stu­ 7-room house and barn, 3 lots 3-aere corner lot all in fruit, with with some fruit. This is the best large 8-room house, r.lso chicken dent of the Michigan University, and — Dr. E. H. Brown, Physician and bargain in town a t............... SHOO houses. Price....................$2500 also a member of the Zeta Psi frater­ Surgeon. X-Ray and all electrical ap­ nity, came out West two years ago, pliances in office. Calls answered A good house and lot in Forest 10 Acres one mile from Forest being interested in lumber. He has or Grove, with some fruit, good lo­ Grove all under cultivation, good cation. A snap for................$900 family orchard with choice fruit. been very popular since his arrival and We we 8ettin* goods in for the j Price......................................$2000 has frequently been host of house Xmas trade— don’t forget it, and also Sutc'”°V A. G. WATSON A 5-room modern cottage with remember what we sell is warranted parties at his pretty bungalow near' remeniber lot 50x100 ft. located in South 8 Acres with house and barn, Will carry a complete line of Park. Price $1050, $400 down large orchard located one and one Linnton, where he entertained many both 001,1 ^ *^e m*nufacturers and our- W A TCH I^, CLOCKS AND JEWE1.RV half miles from Forest Grove and balance $6 per month. parties over the week en,' last Sum­ selves. -Venen’s. close to the new Electric Rail Give me a call. Fine repairing of all kinds. mer. Miss Dooly is an attractive girl — When planning your Christmas 10 Acres one mile from Forest Road station. Price.........$2100 with a pleasing personality, and is ac­ Grove, good house and barn, gifts don’t forget The Book Store has a Main Street A R T H U R S H E A R E R . Prop. Forest Grove. Or. running water, plenty ol fruit, fine 5 Acres of land with new house complished musically, having spent splendid collection of books of all sorts location.................................. $3500 and barn located i mile from R. some lime in Chicago studying both from ten cent Dicture books for chil­ R. station, land is all ander cul- vocal and instrumental. She is a sister dren to beautiful leather bindings of 38 Acres of land 7 miles from tivaion and on good county road. of Frank D. Dooly and Maurice Dooly. dainty gift books. There are many Forest drove, 30 acres cleared, Price...................................... $1300 house and barn, 8 acres in fruit, The wedding will take place the latter other things it can serve you with. Try the Liner column of The News if you have any thing on milk and mail route, also close 10 Acres of land, 3 miles from part of January.—Sunday Oregonian. See Big Ad. 22-tl sell; want to buy or trade to school and church.. . . $3500 Forest Grove. J i acres in straw- good family orchard, fine spring. Advertising rates mads known on application. We have just bought; the furniture stock and busi­ H ness of the Hoyt Furniture Company and wish to Ü B make some extensive improvements in the inter­ ior which will necessitate the removal of a great m part of our stock. And now that the Holiday Season is here we will give m 10 Per Cent# Reduction on all goods in the house in order to make room. 9 II This stock is All New and consists of many odd ® gf pieces, suitable for Christmas Presents, as well as m a large line of Staple Goods. 1 WIRTZ a ®, Forest Grove MER.TZ Oregon J B ta a s'B H H i James M. 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