Peculiar toaltself
Th# Man st the Door— My little girl,
ma’aiu, picked up a abo|>|)lu' bug which
In selection, proportion and combination she says she seen an old lady drop—
of Ingredients,
an' I thought maybe It was yours,
In the process by which their remedial tia'am.
values are extracted and preserved.
The Lady In the Hal! (haughtily) —
In effectiveness, usefulness and economy, There are uo old ladles here
It Isn't
Curing the widest range of diseases.
mine.
. Doing the most good for the money.
And ye* it was hers. Just the tame —
Having the most medicinal merit.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
And the greatest record of cures,—
S trictly
H ood’s Sarsaparilla
In usual liquid form or In chocolated
tablets known as S a r s a t a b s , 100doses $1.
U r o b u b ly
Lapsed.
“ Mr. Ila.ikinson,” said the mother of
the young woman to tha youth whom she
suspected of an ambition to become a
member of the family, “ have you ever
been baptized/“
“ Once, I think,” he answered, hesitat-
Injr’y.
the
Prem ier’s Majority Sate, Though
Slightly Reduced.
lilt
P la h y ,
T ills .
Porpoise— W hat is the whale blowing
about?
Dogfish— Oh. he got so many notices
for his fent In swallowing Jonah he’s
been blowing ever since.— Boston Tran­
script.
By the addition o f “ 20-Mule-Team'' Borax to
the water in which carriages, bicycles, automo­
biles and other vehL.es are washed, the dirt and
grease will be quickly removed without destruc­
tion o f the varnish: in fact, the varnish will be
benefited by the process ordinarily.
The cow’s udder is kept in a clean, healthy and
smooth condition by washing it with "20-Mule-
Team” Borax and water. This prevents rough­
ness and soreness or cracked teats which make
milking time a dread to the cow and a worry to
the milker.
The milk pail is kept free from stateness, slimi­
ness and stickiness i f it is washed with "20-Mule-
Team” Borax and water—one tablespoonful to a
quart o f water. Packed Vi*. 1, and 5 lb packages.
K A S P A R IL L A
This sterling household remedy is most
Successfully prescribed for a “ world of
troubles.’ ’ For derangements o f the di­
gestive organs it is a natural corrective,
operating directly upon the liver and ali­
mentary canal, gently but persistently
stimulating a healthful activity.
Its
beneficial influence extends, however, to
every portion of the system, aiding in the
irocesses of digestion and assimilation of
ood, promoting a wholesome, natural
appetite, correcting sour stomach, bad
breath, irregularities o f the bowels, con­
stipation and the long list of troubles
directly traceable to those unwholesome
conditions.
Kasparilla dispels drowsi­
ness, headache, backache and despond­
ency due to inactivity of the liver,
kidneys and digestive tract. I t is a
strengthening tonic of the highest value.
I f it fails to satisfy we authorize all
dealers to refund the purchase Pn
price.
I
I
D eclaration .
Î
TOWER’S FISH BRAND
O IL E D
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow's Boothtsf
Byrup the best remedy to use fot their ch. ldr n
luring the teething period.
GARMENTS
H O N . R. S. T H A R I N .
Hon. R. S. Tharin, attorney at law
The fifth wedding anniversary is the
“ wooden” wedding : the tenth, “ tin ;“ fif­ and counsel fo r Anti-Trust League,
teenth. “ crystal;” twenty-fifth, “ silver;“ writes from Pennsylvania Ave. N . W .,
thirtieth, “ pearl;“
fiftieth, "golden;“ Washington, D. C., as follow s;
“ H avin g used Peruna for Catarrhal
seventy-fifth, “ diamond.”
disorders, I am able to te s tify to its
O r ig i n o f Ih o Coolness.
great remedial excellence and do not
Esmeralda— I don't care much for auto­ hesitate to g iv e it my emphatic en­
mobile riding
dorsement and earnest recommendation
Gwendolen— I suppose not; the chauf­ to all persons affected by that disorder.
feur can’t manage the machine with sal I t is also a tonic o f great usefulness."
hand.
Mr. T. Barnecott, W est Aylm er, On­
tario, Can., w rites:
“ Last w in ter I
P rospective Business.
was ill w ith pneumonia after hav.ng la
‘‘I'll take your damage case," said
grippe. I took Peruna fo r two months,
the lawyer, helping to bis feet the man when I became quite w ell. I also in-
just hit by an automobile.
I duced a young lady, who was all run
"Thank you,”
replied the victim. down and confined to the house, to take
“ I ’m not much hurt, but I recognized Peruna, and a fte r takin g Peruna for
that measly chauffeur. He may have three months she is able to follo w her
a caae for you later.” — Philadelphia trade o f tailoring.
I can recommend
Ledger.
Peruna fo r all such who are ill and re­
quire a tonic.”
E x p la in * « ] at
Laat.
“ The late Dr. Morgan Dlx,” said a
eleryman of New York, "had a droll
way of lightening grave subject! with
little humorous asides. Once I beard
him addressing a graduating class at a
medical school. He began in this way :
“ ‘Physiologists tell us. gentlemen, that
the older a man grows the smaller bis
brain becomes. This explains why the
old man knows nothing and the young
one everything.' ”
Pe-ru-na Tablets.
Some people prefer to take tablets,
rather than to take medicine in a fluid
form . Such people can obtain Peruna
tablets, which represent the
solid
medicinal ingredients o f Peruna. Each
tablet is equivalent to one average
dose o f Peruna.
v ig n r e it e
S iu u k ln g
on
tk «
In u re aa e.
Consumption o f cigarettes Increase,]
largely In the United States during the
last fiscal year ended June 30, 1908.
p i T C St. V it o «' IlAnre »a d
nrvoa« n w e a if* per«*-
I I I 3 nently cared by l)r . i -Ine's G reat N e rv e R e­ according to the
preliminary annual
storer. Send fo r FREE $2 00 tria l b ottle and treatise.
statement of Internal revenue receipt!.
D r. R. H. K lin e . L d ., 931 A rc h S t „ P h ila d elp h ia . Pa.
Tobacco revenues generally fell off, the
«Kol D i * a p p o l u ( r d .
public smoking fewer cigars than the
Goodman Gonrong— I ’ve had the offer
preceding year, taking less snuff and
of a job an' I ’ve a great mind to go to
chewing less. But more cigarettes of
H o yt C h e m ic a l C o . Portland, Oregon work.
Haymold Storey— I alwuz knowed ther' all kinds were used.
Less spirits were used than in 1907.
wus a yeller streak in you.
the heaviest falling off being In the
T h e Fainoan Four.
spirits distilled from grain, the reve­
Each of the following named gentle­ nue ou which declined over $15,000.1)00
men, upon being out late With the boys This would Indicate large decline !n
has concocted a famous excuse, and. whisky consumption. The beer busi­
what is more wonderful, got away with ness, however, continued to grow In
it. They are: Jonah. Ulysses, Rip Van spite of the depression.
Winkle, Robinson Crusoe.— Judge.
The total decrease in Internal reve­
nue, as compared with the preceding
F a ir y T a le .
O b the third finger of her left hand the fiscal year, was $17,998.072.
sweet young thing wore a magnificent soli­
In 1 0 3 0 .
taire.
“ Prisoner,” said the magistrate se­
“ So you’re going to marry a prince, verely, "you are charged with being a
are you?” enid the necessary questioner. millionaire. How did you happen to
“ A prince? I don’t understand.“
fall?”
“ The son of a coal king.“
“ Your honor," responded the trem­
“ O, yes,“ smiled the sweet young thing.
bling man at the bar, “ in a moment of
“ I ’ m to be his Cinder Ella.“
weakness I made a book on the races."
la yonr mouth s im ila r In any way to th e above? I f
T o B re a f *n N e w Shoes.
ao. no need to wear a wobbly, unusable p artial plate
“ You’re not Incurable," rejolued the
Always shake in A llen ’s Foot-Ease, a powder,
o r ill-iittin ti, ord in ary bridge work. T h e Dr. Wiae
ft cures hot, sweating, aching, sw ollen feet, magistrate, who at heart was not un­
system o f
'ures corns, ingrow ing nails and bunions. At kind.
“ Go and reform by playing the
“ TEETH W IT H O U T P L A T E S “
ill druggists and shoe steres, 25c. Dont accept
Dismissed."
T h e result o f 21 year*' experience, th e new way o f iny substitute. Sample mailed FREE. Addrebi book of some other fellow.
rep lacin g teeth in th e m o u th -te e th in fact, teeth in Allen S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y.
— Philadelphia I,edEer.
appearance, teeth to chew your foot! upon, as you
did ui«on your natural one*. Our fore«* is no organ­
ised we can do your e n tire crown, bridpe o r plate
work in a day if neceaaary.
P o sitively painless e x ­
tracting- Only high-class. scien tific work.
W I S E D E N T A L C O .f IN C .
Dr. VV. A. W ise. M anager.. 21 years in Portland.
Second F lo o r, F a ilin g Building, T h ird and W ash­
ington Streets. Office hours, 8 A. M. to 8 P. M. Sun­
Painless Extracting, 60c; plates,
16 up. Phones A and M ain 2029.
days, 9 to 1 P. M.
C o n c e r n in g M r*. J f p e « . .
F am e .
Mrs. Good sole— What satisfaction does
Mrs. Jypes derive from her new automo­
bile? I never see her riding in it.
Miss Capsicum— She isn't deriving any
satisfaction from It now. The Snoodles
have bought a finer one.
Proud Father— My daughter, I suppose,
is getting along famously with her dra­
matic studies.
Principal (o f the school of dramatic
a r t)— Er— yes; indeed she is. On ar
amateurs' night at one of the theaters re­
cently the audience fairly went wild with
enthusiasm w-hen she starred in a little
comedy called "Getting ths Hook.” — Chi­
cago Tribune.
E in n g h
The Kind You Hare Always Bought
Bears the Signature of
r
In Use For Over 3 0 Years.
m
esw Tsw *
W s u e »*»
svw sct . s i «
MAPLEINE
errs.
A Flavoring. It maio
syrup better than Maple.
^
J*
T hen».
her mirror.
"T h is ," she eaid. "ia the penalty Im­
posed by nature for the absurd effort of
my ancestresses, ages ago,
to
abolish
What is CASTOR IA
Castoria is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, I’are-
uoric. Drops and Soothing: Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
contains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
substance. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and W ind
Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the
Stomach and bowels, giving healthy and natural sleep.
The Children’s Panacea—The Mother’s r rieud.
to W o k e
"It's wonderful." said Dubley, “ bow
w ideaw ake the Japanese hsve beccm#
in recent years."
"Oh. It's not so wonderful." replied
the observant man, "when you consider
that they have an earthquake every
night or so In their country.” —Phila­
delphia Press.
A p p a llin g Roaalf.
Badly the mermaid regarded bereetf hi
The Kind You Have Always nought has borne the signa­
ture of Chas. II. Fletcher, and has been made under his
personal supervision for over HO years. Allow no one
to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, Imitations and
“ Just-as-pood ” are but Experiments, and endanger the
health o f Children—Experience against Experiment.
Rheum atism is caused b y an excess o f uric acid in th e blood, w h ich is
carried th rou gh th e circulation to a ll p ortion s o f th e system .
E v e r y m uscle,
nerve, bone and jo in t absorbs the acrid, p ain -p rod u cin g poison, ¡.«u s in g
achfes, in flam m ation , stiffness and other w e ll k n ow n sym p tom s o f the disease.
Perm anent relie f from the pains and discom fort o f R heum atism cannot be
expected from th e use o f linim ents, plasters, and oth er exte rn a l treatm ent
w hich does not roach the blood, where the cause is located. Such measurea
g iv e tem porary relief, but in order t > cure Rheum atism th e uric acid and
inflam m atory poison m ust be exp e lle d from the blood.
S. S. S. cures
Rheum atism because it is a perfect blood purifier.
I t g oes d ow n in to th e
C onservatives Lose Out in Ontario, circulation, neutralizes the uric acid and drives it from the blood. S. S. S.
exp els the irrita tin g , inflam m atory m atter w hich is causing th e pain, s w e ll­
W here They Expected Th eir
in g ar.d other discom fort, enriches the weak, sour blood, and p erm anen tly
Heaviest Gains.
cures Rheum atism . In all form s o f Rheum atism , w hether acute or chronic,
S. S. S. w ill be found a safe, vegeta b le rem edy, possessing the properties
needed to cure, and at the same tim e a m edicine that builds up the entire
Ottawa, Ont., Oct. 2 7 .— Elections system by its fine tonic effects. Book on R heum atism and an y medical ad vice
fo r the Federal house o f commons were free to all who w rite.
THE S W IF T SPECIFIC CO., A T L A N T A , GA.
held yesterday throughout Canada. O f
the 221 constituencies in the dominion
F r a n u t * Im p o rted .
only two— Rouville, Ont., and South
So many peanuts are eaten In this !
York, Ont. returned members by ac­
clamation. In all the others, w ith the country that the native supply Is not |
WATERPROOF
exception o f five, which w ill hold their sufficient for the demand and about
$3,000 worlb o f the African nuts were
elections later, there w ere contests.
The returns show that S ir W ilfr id Imported from Marseilles in 1906 and
Laurier, the present pprem ier, who in over $73,000 worth In 1907. The west
are cut on larg»
the last house had a m ajority o f 66, coast o f Africa produces quantities of
patterns, designed
w ill be returned to the house fo r anoth­ peanuts.
to give the wearer
er five years, w ith a m ajority o f be­
the utmost comfort
S o c ie t y H o r r o r .
tween 55 and 60.
“
Gayman.
1
saw
you
in
the
conserva­
UGI1T DURABLE-CLEAN
French Canadian Quebec remained
tory the other afternoon embracing an
f UARANTtED^AJtRl>WOt
loyal to the prem ier, electin g a mem­
elderly spinster."
bership almost solidly Lib eral.
S U IT S * 3 2 2
“ I don’t deny it, Goodsole. I was try­
Ontario, where the Conservat v 'S e x ­
SLIC K E R S *322
ing to conserve our natural resources.”
pected to make th eir h eaviest gains,
t i urtr n r CMmtH f _
"Wh-what?”
wnmxtutsmt
did not come up to the opposition’s ex­
"Reclaiming an arid waist."
j / 6# or mi run
pectations.
The returns indicate an
almost evenly divided
membership,
compared w ith 39 Liberals and 47
Conservatives in the last house.
N ova Scotia, which at the last gen­
eral elections in 1904 returned a solid
Liberal phalanx, g ives the Conserva­
Ths well known rnllabl«
tiv e party several seats.
„ .
.
R. L. Borden, leader o f the Conserv­ ( lay be permanently overcome by proper
atives, was elected by a substantial
personal efforts with the assistance
Root and Kerb
majority in H alifax, which supported
of
the one truly beneficial laxative
him four years ago. A ll the minis
ters have been re-elected w ith the ex­ remedy, Syrup’of figs and OuirofAennty
ception o f W illiam Templeton, o f V ic ­ woicn enables one to form regular
IT»* mini« s life study o f
roofs ami herl'K and in thai
toria, B. C., minister o f inland reve­ habits daily so that assistance to na­
Miutly diwoovereii mid Is aiw
iiiM to (h e world hut wondsr*
nue, who lost by five votes.
ture may be gradually dispensed with
1'uT ren’ etlies.
CONTESTS TO BE ORDER OF DAY
“ Has your order been taken?” asked
one of the waiters.
“ Yes.” said Mr. Welbroke, “ fifteen min­
C a u s e a n d E ffect.
utes ago. I f it isn’t too late, though. I ’d
The Doctor— That is a point in thera­
like to change it."
peutics I shall have to look up. I find I
“T o change your order, sir?“
am growing rusty.
“ Yes; if you don’t mind I ’ll change It
’ln e Professor— Rusty? Then there is
to an entreaty.“
too much iron in your blood.
A
hips!”
From which w t learn how dangerous
it is to meddle with the orderly processes
of evolution.
__________
Habitual
CHINESE
DOCTOR
A R R E S T 14 N IG H T RID ERS.
Sixty-One N ow Held in Connection
With Reel F oot O utrage.
Camp Reno, Reel Foot Lake, Tenn.,
Oct. 27. — Fourteen prisoners were
brought into camp today in connection
w ith recent night rider outrages in
this section. This makes a total o f 61
now in custody here.
Three mounted
scouting parties went out and two o f
them returned. The third w ill not be
back before tomorrow night.
The
detachment headed by M ajor R. E.
Martin is prepared to g o’ to Obion to­
night to search fo r the mysterious
masked men who w ere reported to
have been seen near tnat town. A fte r
communicating w ith several people
Colonel Tattom decided that the story
was without foundation and recalled
the orders.
Both Union C ity and Samburg, where
the soldiers are camped, w ere the cen­
ters o f interest today in the night rider
troubles. A special term o f the County
court convened at Union C ity today
and all o f the evidence irf the Reel
Foot lake case was laid befor
jury-
when nit longer needed as the best of
remedies, when required, are to assist
nature and not to supplant the natur­
al functions, which must depend ulti­
mately upon proper nourishment,
proper efforts, and right bung generally.
' To get its beneficial effects, alwriys
buy the genuine
S y n m i f i g s ^ E l i v H S e im a
'j. munularturvcL bv the
C a l if o r n ia
N o M ercu ry, Poison s o r D ru gs Used H* Curd
W ithout O p era tio n , or W ithout the Aid o f a K n ifg
Ho guarantee« to Cure I'atnirh, Aathni^ Lung»
1’hroM . lilfu tn u t Ism, Nervotiffnewn. N en ou s I>el>tiUfv
I.iver, Kidney l roul.l.•« nl-o Lost Manhood,
euiule Wottkmuw
I A ll l ’rlvule i)i«eii»ea
i roninrh.
hik
A SUR E CANCER CURE
Just Received from Peking, China-Safe, Sort
and R elia b le .
I F YOU A R K A FLIC TE D . DON’ T DELAY.
DELAYS ARK D a N g KROUS.
C O N S U L T A T IO N
F i g S y r u p C o . only
one size wily, regular price 50(
P R B B
t i you cannot oall. write fo r «yni|»ton blank and olvow
Inr. Iuclone 4 ren t* In stamiw,
T H K C. (IK K WO OHINKHIC ilF D T t^ N E CK>.
1621-2 First 8t., ('o r Morrhnn.
Portland, O n flia .
Ploaao .Mention This Paper.
N o . 44-OS
P N U
SOLQ B Y A LL L E A D IN C DRU CG 1STS
Buttle.
w
[ H E N w r it in g to n d T s r lls s r « p ls s a e
m e n i io n t i l l s p a p e r .
(JR E S C E N T Egg-Phosphate
â B A K IN C POWDER
W T jT r n j LÇÂ.I A FULL POUND 25c.
^ „V o r^ r
rowDUtmu.
_
.
,
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W A IT IN S P E C T O R ’ S R E P O R T .
« 0 N 0 R B sL T ]
Decision on Star o f Bengal W reck
May Have Serious Results.
San Francisco, Oct. 27.— The inspec­
tors o f hulls and boilers, who have
been investigating the wreck o f the
ship Star o f Bengal, which went ashore
on the Alaskan coast some weeks ago,
111 lives being lost, finished taking
testimony yesterday and took the case
under advisement.
Captain W agner, o f the Bengal, has
filed charges o f cowardice against the
tug captains for their action in cutting
his ship loose and it is expected that
the decision o f the inspectors w ill bear
w eight in the proceedings resulting
from these charges. It is stated here
that the United States D istrict attor­
ney o f Alaska w ill bring Captain W a g ­
ner’s charges against the captains o f
| the Kayak and H attie Gage before the
Federal grand jury.
Calls Will Forgery.
N ew Y ork, Oct. 27.— D eclaring the
signature in a w ill disposing o f about
$1,000,000 a forgery, the w ill being
that o f Ambrose Burbank, who died in
1904, Dr. A lfred H. Ham ilton, o f Au­
burn, N. Y ., a handwriting expert,
j created a sensation in the suit against
| Caleb H. Burbank, a nephew o f the
| testator, during the trial in the United
States Circuit court here today. The
j nephew is executor o f thq estate and
was named residuary legatee, in addi­
tion to receiving a direct bequest o f
$600,000.
SHOES FOR MEN
M
These splendid m en's shoes represent the best
’ there is in shoe leather. E very piece o f material is o f the
^choicest tannage. T h e workm anship Is perfect; the styles
are up-to-date. W h en it comes to service, there is nothing
that equals them In lasting qualities.
“HONORBILT” SHOES
are everything the name implies. T h e y are “ built on h o n o r." I
N o matter where you look, or w hat y o u pay, you wilt never j
find anything that w ill outclass them in w ear, style
or comfort.
If your dealer w ill not supply you, w rite to us.
L oo k for the M q yu r T ra d e M a rk o n the sole.
F R E E —Swnd us the name of a dealer w h o does n o t
handle Mayer Honorhilt Shoe», and w e w ill send
free poatpakLa beautiful picture oi G eorge W ashing-
k ton. size 15 xJl.
„
W e also make Leading Led/ Shoes. Martha
W ashlngtor. Comfort Shoes, Yerma Cushion
Shoes and Special M e r it School Shoes.
F. Mayer Boot Ci Shoe Co.
M ILW AUKEE.
Purest
of the
Pure.
W IS C O N S IN
KC
for
Quality
T h e best
in the land is not
alw ays the most costly.
I 'p to D ato .
re is w H
C. Gee Wo
, fii
T o Unveil Harrison Monument.
They wore looking up at tbo latest
Indianapolis, Oct. 27.— A parade and
skyscrapper.
"B ut what ar# thoso
things sticking out from tho sides?" other interesting features w ill attend
| the unveiling today o f the handsome
asked the up state friend.
"Thoso? Oh, tbooe are (he mile monument erected to the memory o f
poets!" answered the Now Yorker.— former President Benjamin Harrison.
Vice President Fairbanks w ill preside
Judge.
___________
and the speakers w ill include John L .
Griffiths, Am erican consul to L iv e r-
I pool, and Genera! John W . N oble, ot
St. Louis, who was secretary o f the
interior during the adm inistration o f
an unsurpassed
I President Harrison.
REM EDY I
FW« C «* I« «0 *r,.ufT«™
Think C astro Is Bluffing.
sv-tr tot - i' • roM». V»
«*-m* S.« -• » «I-* *
Willemstad, Oct. 27.— According to
Ion# «H-rti
It « " *
letters received here, the people o f
0 * trml
th« tr -iti- •
r--> »t
k-*lthr
Masti««
I Venezuela are confident o f a prompt
ran
tS«ir rtvilAao PW« • G s *
settlement o f the dispute between that
VÀI P«!«ct -or.klcnc« i* l* r.'l--
new-n «ad fi-cdo»
to «*«
country and Holland. T h e ft-fueal o f
F « i m
t - c K . l l « caotorr.
President Castro to revoke the decree
A l «U d r » s i i « t * '. 25 e t *
I
o f May 14 is regarded aa a bluff to
•
distract attention from the doings o f
1 the revolutionists.
Sold by grocer#.
A CURE FOR
»•RHEUMATISM
> >'v •: .-•••• •
B u a in r««,
Inquiring Friend— You’ve given
op
booze? How did you ever summon up
enough fortitude and self-denial to do
that?
Iiudger— I paid a high priced doctor
$25 to te!l me what was the matter with
me, and that was his sole prescription
By George. I couldn't afford to waste all
that money !
A ia en d lo g
PERUNA A TONIC O F
I 111DI IT D IC Cl CPTCIl
GREAT USEFULNESS. LAU III tit Id t L t l l t U
C
BAKING
POWDER
23 Ounces for 23 Cents
vOUNCCjj
Is the result of modem ideas. Costs
less. Does better work. You must
try It to see. Get a can on triaL
The baking will be vastly better,
lighter and tastier or we pay
for the can.
Jaquts M%. Oat
Chicago.