Ganderbone's Forecast
beat a billy goat while frensied thous
ands dance.
Now, Taft was enjoying
An aeroplane flight,
when 'h ey
And skimming around
the foe with
pile on sacks
war dance on
Like the man swallow Wright,
Th e
the top.
he’ ll do a
House that
dom
Holding fast to his hat
Come,
the
The college
college
swallow six or seven
And sailing the sky.
girls
will
gobs of gum, the
autumn sun will be obscured by colors,
But the man from the Platte.
horns and
Said fat Bill to Platte Bill,
hats,
will cave the
“ Now, isn’ t this great?”
the
Catapulting end
other fellow's slats, the
giant centers will
Said Bryan. "Y ou bet—
collide
like two ex
cursion trains, the guards will paw the
Is my rudder on straight?”
earth
And the wind coming up
and
scramble
one
another’ s
mob will give three
education.
Through the air belly buster.
cheers for higher
And while they were flying
About a mile high,
The first frost ripened hickory nuts
The Roosevelt entry
Emitted a cry;
And local option will put on
And Bryan, supposing
Ths hunter’ s moon will sail the sky,
40
Will rattle to the ground.
u?
The blower all around.
H e ’ d dropped from the race,
The bee will duck the clover.
Showed up with a horrified
knock
The Eiffel Tower over.
But Taft was just floating—
The flower for
“ My motor’ s gone out!
October
is the hop.
This signifies that the fates are against
Now, hand roe a match
prohibition in one
anyway.
When you next com e about!”
But Bryan just laughed,
And he said, “ My dear speeder,
Remember that I
Ranges and Heaters
month of the year,
Our gad-abouting fleet will throw a ;
scare into Japan, and shell the Chinese!
Am the great matchless leader.”
coast until they tell the age of Ann; and I
W e carry the largest stock of Ranges and Heaters west of Portland.
W e sell on
the installment plan at prices that are lower than the other fellow’s cash price.
If
in need of anything in the Stove Line come and see us, if not come and see us any
way
October is from the latin octo, mean? Old John Rockefeller will observe Oc-1
ing eight. It was the eighth month of tober nine, with a big barn dance at
old
Roman
oysters
i lie C anton plow is the-only disc plow that w ill
Rive perfect satisfaction on all kinds of land, and we
ran prove it. W e have already sold a number of
t u. . t plows this fall and can cite you to numerous
but is lied users.
And the other Wright in France will
Look in his face.
brought
M
79m
up, with great vociferation the howling
They both skidded off
PLOWS
’ *
brains; and when the ambulance drives
With a slight show of bluster.
the
is S a t isti erf O n ly When
ou Tire
men will all get up and yell like K ing - 1
When who should appear,
*
H e’ ll cut
glass hid in his Paderewski mop, and
calendar.
in
at the
This Forest Hill and unfermented wiue, the |
of third month siPO? he's had to - ¿ e g i
end
August, when they had to be candled payment on that fl»»
a. •
like eggs, and the Oyster Trust alwav«
•*nu then November 3rd will com e,
Cornered the suppiy in cold storage,
When all of us shall vote,
i But Rom e,
like
every other nation,
And one of these two Bills have
had a reformer not too often for reason
able profits
in
business,
Nuroa Pompilius
came
and when
into power in
713 B. C. he made October the tenth
month and
busted the Oyster Trust.
H e was idolized by a grateful populace,
and was only
life-in
his
relinquished to private
later days that he might
gratify his desire to hunt big game in
Africa.
T o be the Billy goat.
PAINT
Refined It.
A little girl was told by her mother
that under no circumstances must she
use the word "nigger,” as It was of
fensive to the colored people. The
next day at school she was requested
to read aloud about a niggardly man,
and she astonished the teacher by
reading in this wise: “Once upon a
time there was a very uegrogardly
man,” etc.
The presidential tace will reach
Dodging His Friends.
Three quarters of a mile,
The following advertisement recent
ly appeared In one of the English colo
A id both the Bills will hit it up
nial newspapers:
In good old fashioned style.
“James Saveall begs to notify that
The Platte will shake his big brogans he has started business ou his own ac
count ns an np to date restaurant and
And put up dust and dirt,
hopes that his many friends will jolly
The giant Taft will grunt and sweat
well stop away and give him a
chance.”
And rip his undershirt.
The plaudits of the multitude
We give you a written guar
antee for live years. No oth
er dealer dares do it; therefore
our Paint is the best.
We pay spot cash for our
goods and pay no rent.
W h o can sell the cheapest?
Cheap Jag.
Will rise in mighty peals,
"He was intoxicated with her beau
And the watchful Teddy Bear will nip ty."
“That must have just suit ’d hjm.”
At William Howard’ s heels.
“ Yes; It didn’t cost uuy money.” —
The pink mudguards of Sunny Jim Pittsburg Press.
will catch the
turn a
fine
burning
frost
sumac
red,
with the
blending;
the frost
will thin out Mr. Kern’ s elaborate chin
thicket, and each of these hair-bearing
tails will go some on his ticket.
The frost will
deep and
paint
glowing
the sassafras a
No Need For Anxiety.
Facetious Amateur Fisherman — I
suppose (he next thing the Hsh will
all he muzj.'ed
Professional Angler—OU. you have
no need to worry. They won't bite.—
Baltimore American.
The plant
6 0 YEARS*
EXPERIENCE
rheumatic will
The
ducks
quack
will
tATENTS
air, the stiff
put on his wind proof
underwear.
southward
moving
upon the reeded
I HADE
The women will parade beneath the
big sky-scraper
hats,
strung to steady
them
their rats, and
and
every
blows brisk, with
guy lines
will anchor in
time
many
squeals, they'll all turn
the wind
screams and
turtle and will
fan the azure with their heels.
The camper will unto the woods
T o live the life of Crusoe
And the quail will balance on a rail
t
And whistle like Caruso.
The poor hay fever patient will re
turn from his retreat,
and
every time
his nose goes off and honks upon the
street, we’ ll scramble
curb as fast as we
for the nearest
can
that his lusty sneeze
dart, believing
is some skidoole
cart.
The candidate will press his suit and
tell his little jokes while he is handing
out cigars they name
for famous folks;
and notwithstanding all the harm this
sort of smoke has
waltz
up
and
done
try
us,
his
we'll all
deadly Mrs.
Gunness.
After the 26th October
will be un
der the influence of the
zodiacal sign
Scorpio the crustacean.
Persons born
in Scorpio and
mostly actors
They
have
Am ong
are
lobsters,
and are
and base ball players.
remarkable
foresight.
other things,
when the hired girl
they
can tell
is going to quit,
■nd always gives her notice first.
The
armoured
cavort in padded
football player wil
pants
and butt to
IVIARAa
D es ig n s
C o p y r i c h t s Ac.
lakes, and man will line himself inside
with buttered flannel cakes.
four fresh and balance to be fresh soon;
A n ro n e se n d in g n n k efrh and description may
quickly ascertain ou r opinion fret w hether an
invention is probably patentable. Communica
tions RtricMyconlldentlul. HANDBOOK on Patent«
«cut free, o ld e s t airency fo r securing patents.
Patents taken through Muun & Co. receive
tpcriul notice, wit hout c harge, in the
undersigned
highest bidder
at
the premises one
will
sell
public
mile
to the
auction or.
east and one
hall mile north of Forest Grove, on
Tuesday, Oct. 6, 1908
The following property to-wit:
Span
bay horses 8 and 9 years old, weigh
year old horse
1150;
c o ’.t .weight
I platform redes, draught
400
goats, 7 choice
Cotswold ewes 2 years team harness; set single
harness and
1 three old, Cotswold ram, Champion mower other articles t o i numerous to mention.
Free lunch at noon.
1 three and rake, top buggy nearly new, larm
4 heifer calves, one year old;
year old mare, weight
Public Sale.
The
exuded phos-
• phorus will gossamer the
PUBLIC SALES!
year oM horse, weight 1400;
red, and the farm
hand will resume his howl for blankets
on his bed.
FOREST GROVE, OREGON
descending, and
autumnal
T er My ok S a l k — A ll sums of 810
1 t.vo ¡truck, land roller, 2 milk cans, 11 tons
I
1 haled timothy and clover hay, a few and less, cash. On sums of over 810,
1150;
lbs ;
1 tons while oats.
harness; j Terms of Sale:
Fice
lunch at noon j one years time will be
given
on
ap-
sums of $10 and proved notes with interest at rate six
about 12 tons oat hay; about 12 tom less, cash. On sums of ov r 810, 12 ' pet cent per annum from date. Two
timothy hay; 1 brood sow; 7 shoals; months time will be given on approved per cent discount for cash on sums
1 double disc H ancock plow; three notes, without interest if paid when over 810.
disc drill; 1 set light double
horse steel lever harrow;
All
three acres due, if not, interest from
kale in field, and other articles too uu- of 3 per cent will
date at rate
he charged.
C. L. HlNMAN,
Two
A. HlNMAN JR.,
ing 1100; grey horse 7 years old,
per cent discount for cash on sums over
Executors of A. Hinman estate.
merous to mention.
weight 1100; bay Hamiltonian stallion
TERMS OF SALE: All sums of 810 810.
G eo. F. Naylor,
|J W . H ughes,
i
6 years old, weight 1000; 11 head 2
Auctioneer.
R. D. WALKER, Owner.
and less, cash. On sums of over 810
Clerk.
year old heifers all from good cows; 6
A handsom ely Illustrated w eeklr. Largest cir
Geo. F. Najlor,
12 months’ time will be given on notes J. W. Hughes,
culation o f any scientific Journal. Term s. $3 a
milch cows fresh this fall and winter;
year: fou r m onths, $L Sold by ail newsdealers.
For Sale.
Auctioneer.
Clcik. !
bearing 7 per cent interest from date
surrey, nearly new: 3-inch Weber
Brauch Office. 625 F St.. W ashington, D. C.
t i on approved security. Two per cent
One lot 100x100 feet
A 7 room
wagon, wide tire; 2 1-2 inch wagon;
Executors Sale.
off for cash on all sums over 810.
house, well finished, hot and cold
3 1-4 inch wagon; hack, 4 log chains,
Free Lunch at Noon.
The undersigned wil! sell at public water, bath and electric lights, plenty
3 sets work harness, set light harness, \
of fruit■ Corner 4th St. and 2nd Ave.
J o h n P r o c t o r , Owner.
auction to the high .st bidder o:t the
3 sets single harness, good young bird
Price 81500.
Also one lot on 2nd
J. W. Hughes,
Geo. F. Naylor, i Hinman Farm in Forest Grove, Wasli-
| Street, 100x100 feet, close to car line
dog. steel range, cook stove in good
Auctioneer'
Clerk. 1 ington county, Oregon, on
$400. One lot 100x200 feet on 2nd
Come to Hundreds of Forest order, 2 heating stoves and other
Ave.
Also 5 room house, lot 100
Thursday, O ctober 15, 1903
household and kitchen furniture, some
Public Sale.
Grove People.
sale to begin at 9 .3 0 o ’ clock , the fol *100, plenty of fruit. Price 81150.
turnips, hay and other articles too
See J a s . S t e p h e n s o n
2-tf.
The undersigned will sell at public lowing property, to wit:
There are days of dizziness;
numerous to mention. Sale be ;ins at
auction on his farm, three miles East
Grey
gelding,
wt.
1600;
Bay
mare,
Spells of headache, sideache, back 13 o ’ clock a. m. Terms of sale: All
Cider Apples Wanted.
of Gaston, being a part of the John wt. 1200;^Grey gelding four years old, 1
ache;
sums of 810 and less, cash. On *ums
H . Walker d 1 c on
I will buy all the cider apples you
wt 1600; Black mare six years old. wt.
Sometimes rheumatic pains;
over 810 twelve months time will be
will fetch me.
Will take them in any
Wednesday, Oct. 7th, 1908
1650;
Grey
mare
five
years
old,
wt.
Often urinary disorders.
given on approved notes, bearing 8
quantity delivered at Cornelius.
Sale begins at 10 o ’ clock a. m. 1300; Brown mare three yearr old,
' '1 tell you plainly the kidneys are per cent interest.
w . H. S t r a t t o n . 9-tf
Tw o per cent dis
the following property to-wit: matched wt. 1365; Chestnut gelding two yeais
: kk.
count for cash on sums over 810.
team black Percheron geldings four old, wt. 1100; Chestnut gelding, w t .1 — W e'll buy your wool and mohair.
o Daily, living jem Second Are., Forest Grove
Free lunch at noon.
years old weight 1400 each, Well 1200; Chestnut filly on e year old; Bring it in.
Ore., says: “ For over ten yeirs I suffered from kidney
Bailey.
treub'e and no matter how many remedies I tried, I aas
J. A. NEWHOUSE, owner.
broke double and single, matched Bay filly cu e y< ar old; Chestnut geld
unable ro And relief. My kidneys were in a much dis
— New slock of latest Ladies’ H om e
J. W. Hughes,
G eo. F. Naylor,
team of geldings five and six years old, ing one year old ; Chestnut colt five
ordered condition, the secretions too frequent in actior
Journal dress patterns at Bailey’ s Big
Auctioneer.
Clerk. bays well broke weight 1100 each,
and greatly interferred with my rest at night, I sui
months old; Tw elve head extra good Store.
feretJ sesrertjr from dizzy spells and my eyes ght be
13-tl
matched team
geldings bays well dairy cows part o f which are now fiesh
came affected. I grew weak and at the time Doan •
— White River Flour made of best
Kidney Pills were brought to my attention. I was feel
broke weight 1400 each, brood mare balance to
fresh
toot:; 3 yearling
ing very mirerable. I received good results from thei-
Public Sale.
Eastern
Oregon wheat for sale at Bai-
four years old grey broke to work, heifars; Full blood Jersey bull; 25
use. continued faking them and at the present time ai
47 tf
ley’ s Big Store.
absolutely free from any sign of kidney complain*,
mare
colt
5
months
okl
grey,
span
The undersigned will sell to the
goats; M cC orm ick binder; Champion
give Doan’s Kidney Pills credit for the great change n
geldings
three
years
old
weight
1100
LIST
your
farms
and
other
properties
highest bidder at his farm 7 miles
my condition.**
binder; 2 M cCorm ick mowers; 2 hay
for sale with T. H . Li'tlehales, Forest
For sale by all dealers. Price SC northwest of Forest Grove, on
e .c b , driving mare, buggy and harness, ,,k c s ; hay tedder; Pacific fanning i
grey gelding weight 1400, 12 first manure spreader; 2 wagons; top bug Grove National Hank Building.
27tf
cents.
Foster-Milburn Co , Buffalo
TH U R SD A Y , OCT. 8th, 1908,
Scientific American.
MUNN & Co.36,B™ad*>* New York
DAYS OF DIZZINESS
New York, sole agents lor the United
States.
, Rem em ber the dame— Doan’ s -
take no other.
»
sale to begin at >0 o 'clo ck a. m , the class dairy cows, 3 eligible to register gy; disc harrow; spring tooth harrow;
Let THE N e w s do your job work.
Jerseys, 9 high grade Jerseys, 2 pure 2 steel lever harrows; gang plow; sul We guarantee good
workmanship
grade Jer- br.'d Jersey bulls, 4 high grade Jersey ky plow; 4 walking plow«; lice drill; good stock and most reasonable prices.
graded Jersey and Durham, j heifers one year old, 20 ch oice A n gora, broadcast seeder;
following property, to wit:
Nine milch cows,5 high