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H O N EST
DOCTOR
A D V IS E D P E -R U -N A .
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ra p ro flta b l«
E x p erim en tin g.
How
the D irt F ils . at
Paaanaa.
In th e e n tire re alm of scientific In­
L ieutenant-C olonel G eorge G eothals.
r^ . t e
v e stig a tio n th e re U n o thing m ore In te r­
1 c h a irm a n and chief en g in eer o f the
R. S Y L V E S T E R E . S M IT H , R oom
e stin g a u d m arv elo d s th a n the grow th
Isth m ia n canal com m ission, told 1’resi
218, G ra n ite b lo c k , S t. L ouis, M o.,
f-
a n d developm ent o f p la n ts from th e
d e n t R oosevelt la te In J a n u a ry th a t
w r ite s : “ P e ru n a is th e b e st frie n d a
beginning o r th e g e rm in atio n of th e
b efore J a n u a ry 1, 1915, the d itc h w hich
• ic k m an r a n h a v e .
seed to th e re p ro d u c tio n of the germ .
Is to bisect th e v e rte b ra e of th e Am eri
“ A few m o n th s a g o I c am e h e re in t
E ac h species of p la n t h a s Its d istin c t­
... . . .
j can co n tin e n t w ill be com pleted anil
w re tc h e d c o n d itio n .
E x p o s u re and
ive c h a ra c te r a n d life h a b its a n d ouly
d a m p n e ss h a d ru in e d m y o nce ro b u st
.
o “o T
>OU IU ChUnh
**»»« ■» » '"I I'“ in read in ess fo r the
flourishes w here n a tu ra l conditions a re
‘ a> '
do uot Jo u l,t it. I took first tr ip to m ak e th e little p leasure
h e a lth . I h a d c a ta r r h a l affectio n s of
up
th
e
collection.
-
B
o
h
e
m
ia
n
.
:
jo
u rn ey from the A tlan tic to th e Pa
fa
v
o
ra
b
le
to
Its
g
ro
w
th
.
T
o
a
tta
in
a
n
y
th e b ro n c h ia l ta b e s , a n d for a tim e th ere
Do you pin your hat to your
d egree o f p e rfe c tio n , th e soil and clim ­
C aller (to c h ild )— Is th is p a p a's little cltie, so w rites ltoy C ra n d all in the
w as a d o u b t a s to m y re co v e ry .
own hair? C a n ’t do it?
a te com bined m u st he such as th e j buy o r m anunu's little hoy? C hild— T echnical W orld M agazine, inasm uch
|
“ M y good h o n e s t old d o c to r adviser 1
Haven’t enough hair? It must
p lu n ts req u ire, a lth o u g h a m o d era te de­ D u u n o ; th e Judge h a sn 't decided yet.— a s the colonel is noted fo r conservatism
m e to ta k e P e ru n a , w h ic h I d id a u d in
F e e t « 1 t h e H o rse,
a s h o r t tim e m v h e a lth b e g an to im -
u sefu ln ess o f a horse depends gree of success m ay h » a tta in e d w hen Life.
aud caution, it Is believed th a t he feels J be you do not know Ayer’s
p ro v e v e ry ra p id ly , th e b ro n c h ia l la r 8ely upon th e q u a lity of bis feet. If e ith e r of these fa c to rs a re not e x ac tly
lly k e r— B ronson rellB me he is taking deep down In his ow n h e a rt th a t a t
Hair Vigor! Here’s an intro­
tro u b le g ra d u a lly d isa p p e a re d , a n d in j they a re sound a n d well ta k e n c a re of su ited to its g ro w th , but w h e re both m ud b a th s now. l’yker— W hy. 1 th o u g h t lea st a y e ar w ill be c u t from th a t e sti­
duction! May the acquaint­
th re e m o u th s m y h e a lth w a s fu lly re- he I* able to tra v e l a n d w ork well,
a re deficient In a n y c o n sid erab le de­ he w aa o u t of politics.—C hicago Lially m ate.
sto re d .
hut If th ey a re defective a u d neglected gree th e p la n t can not be successfully News.
ance result in a heavy growth
P ie fo r H im .
“ A ccept a g ra te fu l m a n ’s th a n k s fo r his u se fu ln ess is Im paired a n d he can grow n, except by a rtific ia l
m eans
H um an Pincushion— W hat has be­
of
rich,thick,glossyhair! And
She— I t ’s fu n n y you should la* so tall.
k h i s re sto ra tio n to p e rfe c t h e a lth .”
not t>e depended on in any em ergency,
w hereby th e n ecessary u a tu rn l condi­ Y’o u r b ro th er, th e a rtis t. Is sh o rt, isn’t come of the glass e ater?
we
know you’ll never be gray.
P e-ru-na fo r Ills P a tie n ts.
a s he is liable, w hen his serv ices a re
tio n s a re created . If th e chem ical com ­ lie?
Sw ord Sw allow er—Got a Job a s base­
l ie ( a b s e n tly )— Yes, u su ally .—
“ I th in k »hat A yer's H air Vi^or is th * m o st
i A . W . P e rrin , M. D. S., 980 H a lse y | m ost needed, to becom e p a rtia lly if not position o f the soil is fa v o ra b le, a n d
ball um pire for the season.
w<'inl**rfnl h :u rgrow er th a t w.i* a v e r nm ile. I
T ow n a n d C ountry.
S t., B ro o k ly n , Ji. Y ., s a y s :
w holly disabled, re su ltin g in serio u s c lim atic c o nditions u n fav o rab le, th e
h a v e us« «l it for so m e tim e and I onn tru th ­
H u m an Pincushion—Q ueer Job for a
fu lly sav th a t I am tn e a tly | leased w ith tt. I
" H a s th e p a tie n t a generous reserve
■ “ I am u sin g y o u r P e ru n a m y se lf, ant, loss to his ow ner. R u t few horses a re
c h e e r fu l!v r.*c -m m -tid it as •* splen did prepa­
la tte r can lie c re a te d a rtific ia lly —such
glass e a te r, isu 't it?
r a tio n .” — M is s V. ltiuH'K , Wav land, M ich.
‘Vsm
re
co
m
m
e
n
d
in
g
it
to
m
y
p
a
tie
n
ts
in
force,
n
u
rse
?
”
"No,
d
o
c
to
r;
lie
has
born w ith p e rfe c t feet, y e t the d efects a s p rotection from cold a n d excessive
>y Kin« ' ¿ f c
Sw ord S w allow er— Not at all. W hen
BNMMRPMMi
a ll cases o f c a ta r r h , a n d find It to be by care fu l tre a tm e n t a re o ften e n tire ­
n o th in g liut a m ean te m p e ra tu re .”—
Liado b ? J .Q . A y t r C o., L o w e ll, M a
a a
tile b leu eh erltes s ta r t throw ing bottles
nioro th a n y o u re p re s e n t. P e ru n a can ly c u re d : also m any horses w ith sound h e at a n d lack of m o isture—a n d . like­ B a ltim o re A m erican.
Auto
m
anufacturers
of
i explort
a t him he'll ju s t sm ile and sw allow
bo h a d now of a ll d ru g g is ts in th is sec­ hoofs a re p ra c tic a lly ru in ed by the wise, If th e soil Is deficient In th e
SARSAPARILLA.
te.
G race— So you have nt la st m ade up them .
chem
ical
elem
ents
w
hich
the
p
la
n
t
re­
P IL L S .
t io n . A t th e tim e 1 b eg an u sin g it, it ignorance o r care le ssn ess o f black­
Iroquois
t l » ‘. KUY PECTORAL.
quires, th ey can I h * add ed to, hut In y o u r m ind to m a rry J a c k ? L ola— Yes,
w a s u n k n o w n .”
Cntmo of th « T ro u b le .
sm iths.
I'm
tire
d
o
f
h
a
v
in
g
him
hang
aro
u
n
d
[Sichelten
e ith e r case the process Is laborious and
T h e v isitin g parson w as h a n d in g con­
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T h e pro p er shoeing of horses a n d the expensive a n d th e re su lts u n sa tis fa c ­ lie house e v ery evening.—C hicago D ally
vict No. 1313 consolation in sm all
C lim a tic I’ro d iK u iiix .
g en eral c a re of th e ir feet Is a m a tte r tory. All p la n ts ' a re indigenous to News.
;lish and
O W A R D K . IU HTOIt - A * s a v c r a ~ l C hem ist,
chunks.
L eutlviU e, Colormta* S p e c im e n p r ic e s : tiuitL
"I am older than 1 look," said the mat th a t should receive th e s tric t a tte n tio n c e rta in kinds of soil, a n d all soils a re
“ D on’t you ev er get hom esick, cap­
S ilv e r , 1 . ud t l ; G old, S ilv e r , 7 ; G old, 6 oc; Z inc or
“
You
should
not
com
plain,
my
m
is­
n at whose house the sewing circle hail of every fa rm e r, am i yet, ns a rule,
l'».i)|M*r, yl. C \iin id c te* &. M a ilin g e n v e lo p es and
II. of
^ k e t.
"M ore than forty w inters have ¡j |8 w ofully neglected. T h e fn rm er especially a d a p te d to th e grow th of ta in ? ” ask ed th e p a sse n g er on th e ocean guided frie n d .” he said. " I t Is b e tte r l\ill p ric e l is t s e n t t*u A p p lic a tio n . C on trol u n d l 'm -
p ire w o -k s o lic ite d .
l;« n u r iu c e i C u rb o u » lo
of Aus-
“ N o : I'm nev er hom e long
c e rta in kinds of p lan ts, and n a tu re cqn liner.
H sssed over my head.
tiouAl it auk.
| should h ave know ledge of th e n a tu ra l not he Im proved upon in a n y w ay, nor enough,” rep lied th e c a p ta in .— E x­ to ta k e th in g s as you find them .”
K “ Then you haven't lived long In this
“ Y ouse is on de w rong trac k , p arson.”
i by tho
climate, if th a t’s all.” observed the elderly fo rm atio n o f a h o rse 's foot, so as to be can h e r deficiencies be successfully change.
re p lie d th e prisoner. “ It w as p ra ctic in '
spinster. “ I've sometimes seen as many able to d e te rm in e w h e th e r th e an im al rem edied by a rtific ia l m eans. In order,
B ronson— My n ext-door neighbor Is d a t th eo ry d a t got me pinched.”
Is being p ro p e rly shod o r not. a n d th ere fo re, to tie successful In his busi­
as forty w inters here in one spring.”
ARRANGE TO STOP AT
a lw a y s looking aben d for trouble.
w
hile
th
a
t
is
being
done
be
should
r |T 0
V itu s* P a n c o nnd all N e r v o u s
phis.
ness. th e fa rm e r m u st “keep close to W oodson— F o r exam ple.
B
ronson—
I 'e m u t u A u G r n tin .
I
!
J
U
p
e
r
m
a
n
e
n
tly
c
u
red
b
y
Hr.
K
lin
e
’s
G
reat
nev er go a w ay a n d leave the sm ith to
A v n e R e sto r e r . S e n d for F R E E |2 t r ia l b o ttle uiul
northern
“I hav en ’t h e a rd of you going o u t to slig h t th e w ork to g et th ro u g h w ith It n a tu re a n d m ark well h e r w ays." He W ell, th is m o rn in g I saw him s h a rp ­ tr
e a tis e . D r. K. I L K li n e , L*l..Qai A r c h bL , l ’lilla.,E ik
PARK AND ALDER STS.
m ust ra is e only such crops a s n re best
fire.
Hubbub's to d in n er lately .”
o r b u tc h e r its fe et if he does not un­ a d a p te d to the soil of Ills farm . In ac- ! ening h is law n mower.
A N e w and M odern E u rop ean H otel, c a te r in g
O
in
i
mm I o it n n t
H
i
s
t
o
r
y
.
Schenec*
“N o ; be sa y s I c a n ’t do th a t any d e rsta n d his business.
M iss D eM uir— 1 w ish I could th in k
T he w ar oorrospondenta were compli­ p a r tic u la r ly to S t a te p eop le. A refined p la c e fo r
eordance w ith
Ills experience, nnd j
□ore.”
W hile no d e fin ite ru les fo r shoeing wholly re fra in from ex ten siv e export o f some new a n d u nusual b irth d a y p re s­ m enting Co.pt. Molly IMtdier on the con- lad ies v is itin g th e c ity , c lo s e to th e s h o p p in g
declared
“W hy, I though you w ere his closest horses can be given, some general prin-
ent to su rp rise m am m a w ith th is year. apicuous courage she had displayed a t the c e n te r . R ^ tes reason ab le. F r e e B u s.
uients w ith such n s a re of doubtful Mr. Spoonm ore— How do you th in k
Ifrien il. W h a t's th e m a tte r? ”
N. L CLARKE, (late of Portland Hotel) Mgr.
| eiples a re acknow ledged by a 'l com ­
battle of Monmouth.
I “ H e tells iue th e ir cook doesn’t like p e te n t horseshoers, nam ely, th e heel u tility .
she'd like n son-in-law ?
"It was nothing.” she said. "I m trvly
; m e."— P h ilad e lp h ia Press.
amer to
K e e p . C h ic k e n , a t H om e.
C leverton (w ho has h im ! a tn x a- w anted to show that m.v oilier name isn't
j should never be out except to rem ove
—
tt Liver*
An Iow a m an lias designed an anti- m eter enb to propose I n ) — Say "yes,” Coddle.”
L ittle Mrs. H u n te r h a d h e a rd so n ragged point. T h e sam e is tru e of
separat*
F or, verily, true bravery, unlike genius,
m an y jokes nbout the b rid es who the frog, w hich Is a n e la stic cushion, flying chicken-w ing a tta c h m e n t having d a rlin g ? M iss C alum et—G ive me tim e
H
r
■ * - 'A , V * .
B ut vaunteth not itself, is not puffed up.
Duldn't m ark e t successfully th a t she intended to reduce th e Im pact o f a sud- in view to p rev en t th e annoyance and to th in k . C leverton— H eav en s!
umed di­
jf
f
flT
T
Ja
/
d
am
ag
es
Incident
D id n 't I lk * flic P h r a s e ,
not
In
h
e
re!
C
onsider
th
e
expense
!—
ttimle up h e r m ind th a t th e first re- ’tell shock to th e foot. T h e b u tte ris
“ C h arlie, d e a r,” suiti young Mrs. T or-
to chickens sc ra tc h ­ Life.
q u e st she m ad e of the m a rk e t m an
a n In stru m e n t th a t m ay d o a n lm-
A ,
' f e
'ti the
ing in y our neigh-
Iro u ld show h e r to be a so p h istica ted m ouse a m o u n t o f dnm nge in the h an d s
T h e L ady (to h a stily -re tre a tin g bur- kins, “did you sa y tills tip on th e ra ce s
housew ife.
“Send me, please,” she of an Incapable o p e rato r. M uch mis
l)or s garden. The j g l a r ) — P a rd o n me, but w on’t you please i w as a ‘lead p ip e ? ”
Victoria
sa d. “ tw o F re n c h chops nnd one h u n ­ c h ie f is done by It every day.
device is a tta c h e d j »-alt till m y hu sb an d sees you? 1 told I “ i e 8 ”
W hen th e toe is too long a n d p ro jec ts
d re d green p e as."—Judge.
to t l i e chicken’s him th e re w as som e one In th e house, 1
^ e i l . I d o n t p rotend to e x p e rt
ish array
beyond th e hoof, it causes stu m b lin g
wing. It Is m ade a n d he sai.l "R ubbish !”— H a rp e r's Ha- know ledge. B u t lead pipe som ehow sug-
su rer u ru sp ,
uphrates.
and it should be shortened. A hot Iron
gests plum bers. And plum bers a re a l­
of p a ra lle l pieces zar.
“ One objection to your poem,” said th«
irporated
w ays expensive.”— W ashington S ta r.
S t . Helen’s hall, Portland, Or.
o f w ire bent Into
iditor, glnncinR through the m anuscript. should nev er be a p p lie d to the foot to
D ick— You look w orried, old fellow,
f*is th at W hittier once wrote a poem em- a sc e rta in its evenness, a s m any black­
R esid en t and D . i y S c h o o l for Girls.
th e fo n o of a n el­ j W ick— I h a v e .cause for w orry. Dick
ST O P S F L Y IN G .
M o th e r s w i l l f in d M rs. W in s lo w 's S o o t h i n g
sm ith s d o m erely to save tim e, w hen bow, w ith a hook n t the bend.
on L akt
C a t a o^ue on R equest.
Klying substantially the same ideas,”
(h** b. s' ..... .. t > uso lor ihoircb lar u
— W h n t's th e tro u b le ? W ick—My w ife d Syrup
u r i n g t h e t c o t h i n g p e r .o U ,
B “ Do you mean to say, sir,” thundered th ey know it is n o t rig h t. A se ared
T o apply the a tta c h m e n t to a chick say s if I d o n ’t accom pany h e r to th e
th. six-foot caller, “ th at I------ ”
se w ar. i
su rfa c e betw een th e hoof and the shoe
M u tu a l lle liic tu fie e .
B “ Iiut you have improved on them, m.v m akes th e c o n ta c t less p e rfe c t and the en s w ing It is slipped over th e wing, se ash o re th is sum m er she'll sta y a t
ates reo
“ Here is my soat, madam, but candor
dear sir,” hastily interposed the editor; shoe necessarily less rigid th a n It ought a u d by p lacin g the p a ra lle l sides to w a rd homo,
talk e r ai
compels me to sa.v that I think you are
each o th e r th e hook can be snapped In |
“you have improved on them immensely.” to be.
Boy (w ho h a s been n a u g h ty nnd sen t
position a n d re ta in e d by th e resiliency o u t Into th e g a rd en to find a sw itch as well aide lo stand as I ain.”
T h e o u tsid e of the hoof should n o t be o f th e w ire. T h e hook will be on the
I Enjflirt
“ Politeness compels me to say 'T hank
C 'n n S u c h T h i n g s l i e ?
to punish him w ith ) —Oh. m um m y, I yuu, sir.’ ”—Chicago Tribune.
m inodori \
“ O, Johnny, Johnny I” sighed
Mrs rasped m ore th a n is necessary to clinch in n er c o rn e r of th e w ing nnd w ill p re ­
navy, j 9
Lnpslinar. “ You’re so awfully hard on th e n ails, a s th is th in s th e c ru st a n d re- vent tlie device from slipping off. The c o u ld n 't find a sw itch a nyw here, but
h e re 's a sto n e you can th ro w a t me.— . London theaters, music halls and con­
mou.» iff- I
•lio*s. T his is the second pair I ’ve boughi duces th e stre n g th of th e b earin g s u r­
chicken will th u s lie p re v en ted from : Punch.
cert balls provide sealing accommodation
er tbu j
Kfyoii since we had th at equiuuptial storm face o f the foot. W eakening nnd decay
sp re a d in g tlie w ing ns re q u ire d to fly
for 33T.OUO people.
y , in M a rc h !”
»
P h y sic ia n — W ell, w h a t do you com
a re som etim es the re su lt o f th is p ra c ­ nnd th ereb y u nable to get over a fence
••T II U S C H O O L O F Q U A L IT Y **
Curopns
plain
of?
Policem
an—-Sleeplessness,
!
tice.
Oil
applied
to
th
e
hoofs
occasion­
m p t Ion .
B etter each y e a r, nnd la rg e r. We now
into th e neighbor's g arden.
; doctor. P h y sic ia n —A t w h a t tim e do j
| P histy— I supjHise you think th a t if you ally d u rin g d ry w e a th e r is beneficial.
have tw o floors (S"> x 100 feet. Thorough
«arge.
j you go to lied? Policem an—Oh, I don’t
had the regulating of the universe you
H o u N t» * o f C o r n C o l» « .
w ork tells th e sto ry . I t c o u n ts in the
T o T o l l n H o r a e * « A « re.
Empente î
K could make some improvements on the
I m ean In day tim e, |
For Infanta and Children.
In som e p a rts o f E urope corn robs m ean n t night.
end, a n d we a d m itte d ly lend in this re.
1 conati* j
B||prespnt job. don’t you?
w
hile
I'm
on
my
beat.
a re used fo r build in g purposes. T he
spect. O ct o u r c atalo g u e , penw ork, etc.,
I K uphs— I don’t know about that, but I
She (on h e r bridal to u r)
cobs a re collected a n d tak e n to n fac­
j th en ju d g e for y o u rse lf as to quality,
think I could suggest one change.
1
e Para­
I
’m
so
unhappy.
D
an—
W
hy.
w
h
a
t
Is
tory,
w
here
heavy
com
presses
crush
♦hould like to have things so arranged
A . P. A R M S T R O N G . L L .B ., P rin c ip a l
a n d m old them in to blocks of vario u s th e m a tte r, d a rlin g ? She— If I am ns S lK U uturo'of
’'th at when a man is having a good time
ti C od * I“
J T e n th an d M cu n so u
-
Portland, O re g o a
m uch to yon a s you say. you c a n 't be
th** days would seem to pass slow.'y in­
sizes.
Ju
st
ns
bricks
n
re
variously
iK-ikUL
ste ad of quickly. I’m about to take a
m olded. T hese blocks n re th en bound so rry y o u r first w ife died, a n d th a t
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U
1 Rraiil
N o. 31-
▼a« ation.”
w ith w ire so us to m ake them hold to­ m akes you too b ru ta l for me to love.—
It was Dicky’s first day a t Sunday
gether. T hey ure tlit* 11 soaked In ta r Life.
school,
and
he
was
telling
his
mother
G r o n n illi'M
F enr.
w York
to m ak e them
w a te r-tig h t, nnd pr**
D octor—T h e room seem s cold, Mrs. about it.
I did th in k ,” sa id Cholly Snobberly,
read y for use a fte r th is tr e a tm e n t Of Hoollgun. H ave you kept th e therm om ­
“They suni; the funniest banquet soni; I
W
o
f
going
in
fo
r
politics,
b
u
t
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A t fo u r y e a rs old each ja w show s course, th ey n re m uch lig h te r th a n e te r a t seventy, a s I told you? Mrs. ever heard,” he said.
A fraid I w o u ld n 't know Ju st how to
IV ià U : III* « o f r a m o ,
“ W hat was it?” she nsked.
fo u r p e rm a n e n t tee th , w hose tallies a re bricks, a rc a lw ay s d ry , nnd m ake good H ooligan— Sliure. a n ’ Ol hov. docthor.
; t v c a t m y in ferio rs, don’t y ' know .”
"B eing IN- a u th o r of o n e o f the ‘best
Ttirki .
“ ‘Hold Che F o rt; Fried Ham Com
houses.
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b
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devilish
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a
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to
th
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level.
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e
rs
v “ Y our in fe rio rs? ” re m a rk ed Sharpe.
sellers' of th e y e a r lias Its d ra w b ac k s,"
ine ” ”
“ Oh. you w ouldn’t lie likely to m eet a re w orn upon both o f th e ir borders. m any w ays In w hich E urope show s a a v w a rru m w o th e r n t th is blissid miii-
say s a w om an w r ite r o f p o p u la r books.
'alclhi-ra
g
re
a
te
r
econom
y
th
a
n
Am
eren
does.
n u t.—Ju d g e.
Looked nt from the side, th e c o rn er
8 t a tc of Oh io, City o f Toledo I
U r o f them .” — I ’liiludelphia P ress.
"F re q u e n t re q u e sts fo r c o n trib u tio n s of
y of tin
L ucks C ou n ty .
j 8S*
T h ere Is little over th e re w hich goes to
‘•»eth n re q u ite sm all.
M am m a—Good gracious. G eorglei
F r a n k J ‘ h e u e y inai-es osili t h a t he Is s en ior oni-'s b o o k s to e lm rlty b a z a a rs nre a
C rn a h !
l l I D e T r o
o f f the
H i t » flan
f i r m o
t t i I F.
I * .1.
I Cheney
i ' l . ........ A
à . t V .
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. 1
w aste. Even th e re fu se and gnrbnge W h at Is th e m a tte r w ith F red d ie p a • rtn
(In., dot
1 , n _
L.,„ M| n a tu r e — a n d th e pocket*
Th* auto leaped from the high, ateep
EmpeM
of P a ris Is m ade to serv e a p u rp o se by Jo n es?
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bank.
n
being burned und c o n v erted Into pow­
M Why, haven’t you heard the paneful
G eòrgie No, m am m a. You know Fred-
t b « . LA -..not
^ V be
S Ä cured
s d to
! I , '" t 'm
a ' , a im
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by
m
ay ne. th e y a re decldediJF
damls to
er.
die s tu tte rs , and we bet lie c o u ld n 't say
story ?
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1
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I CHENEY
’
*•” ®he m nt on to s a j th a t
(Th»1 pieces of glass are flying yet.)
ran
" a ltltu d ln o u s ly " l»'fore Bobbie ra n j flworn to before mo an.V.u'b.criissUn
f n « t o f FV«*i1i ii;c l i e n « .
•• my pros*
1 sh e g ra tify a ll th e persona who
inoorpe
It landed on a conservatory !
eneu, tblsOtb liny of December A D lSSA
w ro te to h e r fo r copies of 5ter books.
B ulletin No. 115 from th e W est V ir­ ♦wlce a ro u n d th e block.— Buck.
«—Chicago Tribune.
T ow ne— Do you believe In d re am s?
*
' Noisryi ablie.’ I "l>ccnuse th ey could not afford to buy
g inia E xp erim en t S ta tio n gives the
1 to mf
N o I G 'p o n r tr .
first y e a r's record w ith (Ì00 liens.
It B row ne— I u s d to, but 1 d o n 't any
; s d i r e e M . n “ be biod*" n.'i
1,1,1 r > *l">»d to the co n stan t
ne grow
t tt i “ Jolinnie, I th in k I h e a r a th ie f in
gives p ic tu re s nnd d e sc rip tio n s of m ore. T ow ne Not ns s u p e rstitio n s ns 'scosof theiyitcm . se Ifori ilmoniulH fr <-. •nil» to d e v o te th e ch ild ren of her
e Msyot
th e d a rk closet Iteneath th e s ta irs .”
Bold by nil ( l - a e e '. - . 'V . e &<- ° '' | "«e«l°,o. b ra in to c h a ritie s . It would «a-at her
houses, m etlnsl of handling, am ounts, you w ere, e h ? B row ne—O h, It w a s n 't
it sod t*
la z u lii
la d 's Family i'liis foi constipation.
' “ I don’t doubt i t ; I have know n it
ill wot«
from *4<‘(l to $500 a year, w ithout
kim ls a n d >-ost of fectl nnd egg p ro d w - a q uestion o f su|H>rstltlon. I w as in
w as ‘here fo r som e tim e.”
It sign«»
c o u n tin g th e tim e lost In w rapping,
tlon. T h e cost of feed fo r th e y e a r love w ith one once, am i she Jilted m e.— j
_ _
I _ oo
.vi on <• « o n o ti« .
0.
*, “T elephone for th e p o lic e !”
w as Nti c en ts p e r b e a d ; to ta l cost $l.-43 T h e C a th o lic S ta n d a rd n n d T im es.
; “ Yes.” salii Slnngey “ I tramped d ire c tin g a n d stam p in g .—New York
P ress.
,
^ . “W h a t's the use? Y'ou c a n 't a rre s t
|>er head. T h e fow ls av era g ed 113 eggs [ C y ru s— Iteuben got bunkoed. S ila s — th ro u g h S w itzerlan d once."
»
♦
a gas m eter.”— H ouston Post.
each, valued a t $1.4.'!, so t h a t each heu How so? C y ru s— W hy, he re a d th e a d ­
“Com e off !' exclulim sl D ow ter, “You
I I I , H e r Doubts.
A t fo u r a n d n h a lf y e a rs the nip p ers re tu rn e d a n et profit o f $1.01.
v ertisem en t of n firm th a t s ta te d if lie never d id .'"
“ I know there »re such tilings s s rnltb
N o D a n ic e r .
show w e a r on both edges. T h e c o rn er
makers,” sighed Mrs. ( l u g s iler, loukinj
w ould send a ilollnr th ey ’d send him
“ S u re I ^ lld ; on th e level.”
|
“
W
h
atev
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r
you
do,
d
e
a
r.”
w
ro
te
th
e
«
teeth and the hook o r c an in e tee th a re
& E5
■ l o w t o !->«»«! O u t t t l l n i c r .
som e lig h t reading.
S ilas— And did
“T h a t prove« y o u ’re lying.
I t 's | through th" window nt the distnnl pro»
• n!8:it lover, "d o n 't show my le tte rs to in evidence.
O w ing to the c o n sta n t c o n ta c t o f the thi'y sem i it? C yrus— Yes, th ey sen t sim ply Im possible to trn n ip th ro u g h peel outside: “but I don’t Isdieve there it
gou r i any one."
a ir w ith th e top lay e r o f silage It is him tw o lo o k s e n title d "T he Age o f th e S w itz e rla n d on tlie level."— T h e C utho- really sny such thing ns n rnin check. Or,
D e p t h o f C yclon es.
M r e no fe a r, d e a re st.” cam e tilt
If there is. there's nobody that knows how
F ro m th e stu d y of clouds nn official necessary to rem ove a h o rizo n tal layer A rc Ijim p " a n d "H ow to M ake Cun- II«' S ta n d a rd a n d T im es.
tion I* -
^ ▼ “ I'm Ju st a s m uch ash a m e d of
to u s e It.”
o
f
silage
to
a
d
e
p
th
o
f
not
less
tlia
a
dles."
of th e U nited S ta te s W e a th e r B u reau
positi«** '
’ a s you a re ."
one nnd o n e -h alf Inches d a lly to p re ­
who a * ’
“Jo h n ," she w hispered, “ th e re 's a
1 And. w ith th a t, th e engagem ent be- concludes th a t th e o rd in a ry cyclones
w hich tra v e rse o u r c o u n try from w est vent nny from spoiling. If th is fact b u rg la r In th e parlor. He has Ju st
ttr
a m a tte r of h isto ry .—Ju d g e .
leaf th»j
to e a s t a re not m ore th a n tw o o r th re e is kepi In m ind w hen b uilding a silo knocked a g a in st the pian o nnd lilt sev­
each «» j
m iles in depth, a lth o u g h th e ir d iam e te r its d ia m e te r can lie m ade such ns to e ra l keys a t once. “ I'll go dow n," said
litico » I
Is m any h u n d re d s of m iles. In o th o r m ake possible th e feeding o f a layer he.
"O h, d o n 't do a n y th in g ru s h !”
w ords, th e ir m otion does not affect th e of th is dep th d ally w ith the am ount u* “ H a sh ! W hy, I ’tn going to help him.
live stock on ban d .—Jo h n Michels.
k oo * j
upi>er regions o f th e atm osphere.
You d o n ’t suppose he can rem ove th e
R h e u m a tis m i s c a u se d b y a n e x c e s s o f u ric acid in th e blood, w h ich is
inne***'
In th e case of h u rrica n es, th is a u ­
pian o from th e house w ith o u t a s s is t­ carried th r o u g h th e c ir c u la tio n to a ll p o r tio n s o f th e sy stem . K very m u scle,
D is t r ib u t io n o f M n m m nls.
oat do* !
th o rity finds th a t th e depth Is g re ater,
ance?”—T h e T hrone.
n erve, lam e vin<! jo in t ab sorb s th e acrid, pain-pro'lucing’ p oison , c a u sin g
•ted th* •
Th«' d istrib u tio n o f m am m als over
a m o u n tin g to a s m uch ns five o r six
“ I tell you," salil one m an to a n ­ a c h e s, in fla m m a tio n , s tiffn e s s am i o th e r w ell kn ow n sym p tom s o f th e d isea se.
th
e
e
a
rth
show
s
m
any
c
u
rio
u
s
features.
m iles. B u t h ig h er c u rre n ts blow d ire c t­
o th e r a s th ey em erged from th e c o rri­ P erm a n en t r e lie f fro m th e p a in s an d d iscom fort o f R h eu m atism can n ot be
nlversitL
ly a cro ss th e cyclonic am i anticyclonlc N orth A m erica, N o rth e rn E urope ami d o r of a concert hall, “ I envy th a t fel­ e x p e c te d from th e u s e o f lin im e n ts , plasters, and other ex tern a l treatm ent
n ts
Asia
h
ave
m
any
fa
m
ilie
s
in
common.
a re a s w hich produce sto rm s a n d fa ir
w h ic h d o e s n o t reach th e b lood , w h ere th e cause is located. S u ch m easu res
.ta m ii*»
Such a n im a ls a s w olves, foxes, bears, low w ho w as singing." “ E nvy h im !
w e a th e r a t th e su rfa c e o f th e e a rth .
Well, ir I were g.e B ’v< '
try r elief, b u t in order to c « f t R h eu m atism th e uric acid and
ou l«i ***
d e er and moose, beavers, s<pilrrels and echoed th e other.
T h is new th eo ry ten d s to offset fo rm ­
lug to envy a »lng< r I'd select some- 'rtflatnm atory p o iso n m u s t be e x p e lle d from th e blood.
S. S . S . cu res
ra b b its live all a ro u n d th e N o rth ern
e r Ideas concerning th e c irc u la tio n of
body w ith a iK'tter voice.
Ills w as ^ h c u m .ttism b e c a u se it is a perfect blood purifier.
It g o e s d ow n in to th e
H
em
isphere.
T
h
e
m
am
m
als
found
on
th e atm osphere.
about the |Kiorest I ever heard." “ It's r ,r r n ' a*'o n . n e u tr a liz e s th e u n c acid and d rives it from th e blood. S . S. S .
isolateti islands a re o f su rp a ssin g In­
not bis voice I envy, man ” w as the ' * 1 * Ui e ir r ita tin g , in flam m atory m atter w h ich is c a u sin g th e p a in , sw e ll-
O d is t s o n e in o v e r c o m in g
te re st to the n a tu ra lis ts . .
A a A w r lc a ltn r a l P e .t.
reply ; " Its his tremendous t-ourage
,n * “ p o t h e r d isc o m fo r t, en rich es th e w eak, *»ur blood, and p e r m a n e n tly
ted •« * W
So g re a t have been the rav ag es
Philadelphia Inquirer
! <ures R h e u m a tism . In a ll form s o f R heum atism , w h eth er a c u te or ch ron ic,
■auswl by th e d o d d e r— a leafless, tw in­
8 . S . S . w ill lie fo u n d a safe, v egetab le rem edy, p o s s e s s in g th e p rop erties
G ave H im n n ttp i-s in g ,
1 n e e d e d t o cure, an«l a t th e s a m e tim e a m ed icin e t h a t b u ild s u p th e e n tire
ing, parasitic p la n t—t h a t a decree has
O verfeeding o r su d d en changes from
“Do you save a n y money?” Inquired , V*»eln by i ts fine to n ic e ffe c ts. Book on R h e u m a tism and a n y m ed ical a d v ic e
been issued by th e F re n c h I’resid en t poor to very rich food, com bined w ith
fre e t o a ll w h o w rite.
T HK SW IFT SPECIFIC CO., A TLA N TA , GA.
prohibiting Its Im p o rta tio n into the w s n t o f exercise. If n o t nctunl causes, the editor
"No; but I'd like to,” answ ered the
'■onntry. It Is a v e rita b le a g ric u ltu ra l will co n trib u te to th e developm ent of
Now, If you would occasionally
hard.
•courge, attacking a n d d e stro y in g hops. th e loss of wool am ong ewes.
buy a little lay. I coaid lay a little by.”
| vines, elover. peas, tom ato es a n d m any
An
E
nglish
shep
h
erd
being
aske«,
f la n u ja c tu r c ti by The
; "»»'er kinds o f agricultural produce. w h a t he a ttrib u te d h is unequnled sue —K ansas City Journal
Once having found Its way Into any d!s- cess In the show rin g to, re p lie d : “To
Valuable Household and Fancy Article* FREE, in exch ange for Carton
A n a t o m y.
Tops and Soap W rappers from '"20 Mule T eam ” Borax and ” 20 Mule
trtcr. It Is most difficult to get rid of, tw o thing»—a lw ay s h a v in g m y entri •*
The Professor Some o f you gentle*
T eam ” Borax Products. Send postcard for particulars and 40-Page
.n d constitutes s perm anent source of tra in e d to w alk in the h a lte r, and to ai-
men are not gb lrig me your closest ab
Illustrated C atalogue. Address
in x lety to the farmer. Cutting down. w ays being polite to tin* Judge, no net- j tention. Mr Higgs, what do you find
| burning and poison have « || been tried ter what position be pUced the ezhihl; ! under the kidneys?
>«0LD BTLCAOIHO 0»)UCG«SrS-50*^ « o n u
l w ith unsatisfactory results.
Local s« sn ts wsntsd. W rit* tut m o n o inskins »Isa.
to-•”
I Future M. D .—Toast, sir.— Puck.
C a s h e s
M
Is It Your\
Own Hair ?|
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r is e r s
H
WHEN YOU GOME TO PORTLAND
T H E C O R N E L IU S
V
CASTOR 8 A
-oh. Dan. ■ KM Ycu Hava Always Bought
yrupifjT<>s
A CURE FOR
.RHEUMATISM
^ O ix irtfS e n n a
■cts fjontly yot prompt-
V outlie bowels,cleanses
the system effectually.
Habitual consignation
permanently, lo get its
benejieia! ejects buy
tbe Genuine.
W E WILL GIVE A W A Y 1 0 0 0
CALIFORNIA
J I g S y r u p C o .
PACIFIC COAST BORAX CO., Oakland, Cal.