I T h e music of the binder will
G a n d e rb o n e 's Ju ly F o re c a s t.
(Copyright 1908, by C. H . R ieth .)
t
Be heard across the mere,
And the water boy will hunt the shade
It was July the seventh,
■ T h e states that voted dry will pant.
With flags and with bunting,
M opped the place where his hair
Was wonted to grow,
The
And he said. "Just to show
where
wife
they
! Hinrich Hellberg
I a’m going to ask
For a bon mot from Bryan
Of Lincoln, Nebrask.”
As the Peerless One bowed
can
and muskelonge and crcaker, and Pa
Park add Forest Grove...........
will try to pay for it with what he wins Benj F Dewey to John E Erick­
I at poker. H e’ ll cheat
like Bret
son 12 acres in sec 1 t 3 2 w.
Of the good-natured crowd
With a wave of his hand;
| Harte’ s Chinaman, and w^ien he shall S S Barnes et ux to F S Smith
foregiveness down upon his
160 acres in sec 12 t 1 s 3 w
knees and heaven seems out of reach, Thos G Todd to H W Schmale
And he said in his bland,
j beseech
Oratorical way,
"W e are gathered today
| his plea shall be,
On the bank of the Platte
"Forgive me, Lord
28.36 acres in Wm Beagle d 1
"
c t 1 s 4 w ...................................
my folks are at the beach!”
Where the clear waters lap
And Kelie dear will honeymoon
The feet of the hills.
Are worth your weight in gold.”
As the breeze in the oak,
And the multitude wondered,
Unguessing the joke,
Whereat she’ ll say. while kissing him
Till he said, "S eein g that
But, dear, I don’ t weigh what I did
Beneath her broad brimmed hat,
When Boni told me that.”
We are right on the Platte,
And then
It ought to be true
hot August will return,
and John D. get
That the country will view
in
line and pay his
twelfth installment on that thirty mil-
I lion fine.
Our party, my friends,
To be just and exact,
As the only one having
A Few Exposition Notes.
A Platte-form in fact.”
July was named for Julius Caesar by
Construction
work
on the Alaska-
¡Mark Antony. Mark was Caesar’ s pro­ j Yukon-Pacific exposition is fifty per
tege. His career was verv much like I cent completed. Nine buildings are
j finished or nearing completion.
that of Mr. Taft. Caesar liked him,
The Pacific Coast Advertising Men’ s
and whenever he cam e around the
great dictator would slap him on the Association will meet at the Alaska-
such exclamation as Y ukon-Pacific exposition sometime the
‘Mark, I will • make you a tribune!” latter part of June, 1909.
back with som e
j He kept his word, .too, and always de­
goods
to
Mark at the exposition
grounds
is nearing com ­
Mark made the pletion and in a short time a small ad­
¡Roman conventions.
oration
The permanent fence enclosing the
for
Catfsar,
and
he mission fee will be charged to visitors.
stirred up the Roman populace until it
The landscaping of the grounds has
wrecked the base ball park looking for 1 been begun and the site is beginning
GENTLE COLT.
1000
sight!”
” B ^ sth.gs or v, bat?”
| (,a|u ( 8Uvlu a word, ouly see him.
1200 That's all. .Morula', (lit o p !”
As good luck w ould have it, Sim was
John Block to Jos R Sincox 22
lim ping lip and dow n In fron t o f his
acres in sec 13 t 1 n 2 w . . . , 2250
place, and no strategy had to tie used
President & Trustees of T A &
In getting sight o f him. There was a
tow el about his head, he had but one
P U to Josephine Wigman It
eye in com m ission, and it was two-
1, 2, 3 and 4 bk 7 Naylor's
thirds closed, tils hair was cut out in
add Forest Grove................... 2100 blotches to accom m odate an adhesive
plaster, and he cou ld just m anage to
Mark Bailey et al to Frank Mer-
ote with a crutch and a cane.
esse..............................................
10 loeom
"H ello, Sim !” shouted the man from
August Erickson et ux to Mah
the wagon. "K eei-s run over you?”
“ N o; the keers didn't run ov e r me.
H Berg et al part of sec 4 t 1
Durned cu r'u s h ow much people Hau­
s 1 w ............................................ 6500 ler find out when they com e 'lon g here.
Hut I halu’ t makln' no gru m ble 'bout
Lyle Hendrix of O. A. C., Corvallis, you. Abe, ’ cause you and me alius
been friends.
I know 1 look Jest 's
is visiting in the city.
though I'd been sawed and split ami
Let THE NEWS do your job work. piled up.
Did you see that feller
We guarantee g ood
workmanship round here Ins' week peddlin' a pop
good stock and most reasonable prices. eyed black colt 'itliout a white liatr on
Tm?”
We print everything.
"Y uas; stopped at my place ami
— Bailey will buy your Wool and stumped me fur a dicker.”
"W ell, you'll never see him ng'lu,
Mohair.
Abe, ef 1 see him lirst. He tole me
— Money to loan on farm security. positive that colt was gentle as a kit­
ten, and 1 bought him. That night I
W. H. Hollis. Forest Grove
rode him inter the w oods to look l'ur
— W e’ ll buy your wool and mohair. the cow s, and when they found me
Bring it in.
Bailey.
'bout midnight I was a blamed sight
worse'n I am 110 W. E f you ever see
— Don’ t forget that Hoffman & Al­ that cuss, Abo, git me word c f it cunts
len Co. carry the famous Butterick a dollar.” —Detroit Free l ’ ress.
Brutus and the rgst of the Mafia. H e to take on the appearance it will have
Patterns and sell Delineators, also take
was also the originator of the affinity jn 1909.
subscriptions for same.
idea. His affinity was Cleopatra, and
Airship races will be one of the
— Money to loan on farm security
every time he returned from Egypt, many attractions at the Alaska-Yukon-
W.
H. Hollis.
his wife and his mother-in-law met him Pacific exposition. The New York
Just Like a Girl.
The Friend - Do you think she will
keep her engagement a secret?
Tlie Envious One—Well I should say
not!
to please
The Friend Well, she received the
at the dock with a set of golf clubs. Aero club is taking great interest in
— Joe Stream guarantees
with the latest hair-cut. Sharp razors gold hand last night
He eventually becam e the vistual ruler the matter.
The Envious One Indeed! Well, it
of Egypt, instituted local option and
properly handled. Opposite
News is a wonder she don’t hire a brass
The official flower of the exposition
band to announce it today. — Denver
Office.
50-tf
bther reforms, barged with the queen
has been definitely selected. It is th
News-Times.
upon the moonlit Nile, and killed him­
The Sixth National Conclave of the
A
Cactus Dahlia, a flower which grows
self while he was happy, knowing it
Phi Delta Kappa will meet in Portland
Dusty’ s Kick.
profusely around Pueec Sound.
"D ose automobiles are a nuisance,”
couldn’ t last.
from the 6 th to the 11th of July, and
The United States government will
growl«»«] Dusty l>ennls jis he frowned
I The bill sent in by T eddy’ s side
the Portland chapter is arranging an at a passing touring car.
spend 8600,000 for its buildings and
For services to date,
elaborate series 0 / festivities.
•'What's de matter, pard?” n.sked
exhibits at the exposition. A main
Gritty George. "O ne o f deni run you
! Has been received and duly filed
19U8 will register the greatest crop
government building and structures tor
dowu V”
Till we can liquidate;
of berries and cherries that Oregon has j "N o, tint last night dey put me in a
Alaska, Hawaii, the Philippines and
1 About the third the household bills
produced.
Quality is magnifi- ceil wld a chauffeur, and 1 couldn't
the fisheries industry will be erected ever
Will all com e down the line,
cent quantity almost unlimited, and ,le * P j or de ■mel1 o f P "w llu e ."-O h l-
. cago News,
Many national associations are plan­
| Sut the democratic party w'll
while humanity is en joyin g this fruit
ning to hold their 1909 meetings at
j Not render us its White House Bill
the maturing hay crop insures a big in-
Self Accusing.
the Alaska-Yukon-Pacific
exposition
crease in the dairy output, which has
'fo n t i..»ii«>v*» you know much
Until July the nine.
The handsome buildings and interest­
about farm ing.” mild the patronizing
July the Fourth will dawn again, di-
been greatly b e n e fite d by as good man ,v|,„ |)11(] j llst Heitiej in the n dgh -
ing exhibits of the 810,000,000 world’ s
1 vetting circumstance, and the bub-
Spring pastures as were ever known in borhood.
fair, combined with the unsurpassed
jbling boy will light his puhk before he
this section.
Residents of the North-
n'i,s 'vt' re? Mr ConRoimcl; ” 1
.
kind o think I don t myself. A man
scenery and climate of Seattle makes
j finds his pants. H e ’ ll roll downstairs
west should take pains to see that their t|,at
much about farm ing would
the metropolis of the Pacific Northwest
with screams of joy, contemptuous of
Eastern country
friends
are made not have bought a farm nuywhere
an ideal convention city.
familiar with the unequalled conditions «round here In the find plare.” - W a a b -
hurt, and start the battle when he
,
. . .
_ , . ,
ingtou Star,
The management of the Alaska-Yu-
which make dairying so profitable here.
__________________
| burns the tail oil ol his shirt.
The youthful cannoneer will charge kon-Pacific exposition is already taking
What W as Lacking.
Wouldn’ t it be just the thing and
.
,
..
.
Tom When
g fo wed
1 his powder by the pound, and while he steps to provide against extortion of at just
the time if all the people would your pre(ty flnncptiT
does it many kids will boldly crowd visitors while in Seattle to see the big
get out and cut down the weeds and
ilyi
Indeed I d o not
Dick (gloom
(glooniilyt
| around
He’ ll light the fuse, and they fair during the summer of 1909. Se-
The by­ know.
grass along their premises?
Tom But the report Is gaining cu r­
‘ will Skip- but when they fail to get the attle easily
took
care of about 2 0 0 ,0 0 0
ways in town are beginning to look rency.
proper thrill they’ ll go to see if it is j during the stay of the
Atlantic fleet
D ick—Yes. but I am not gaining cur-
like some of the mountain roads will
ligh ted yet. A loud ker-bang (a and at no time during the exposition just as soon as the cattle are not per- ^ n c y . That is Just tbe trouble.-Chl-
ca go News.
'u rv y thing a com m on thing a can- period will there be as many visitors in
mitted to run at large, Get in and cut
s o n sometimes d oes)
and the angels the city at once,
All About Her.
down the weeds.
W in k le- Sc*» that little woman In
looking down will sigh. By hoky-poke,
COUNTY COURT
[When England and her tirant king
heal
Got too almighty skittish,
ESTATE TRANSFERS
J W Pearl to
rhe angty patriots turned out
John R Fitzhugh
14 acres in P Spencer d i e t
And blew up all the British;
1 s 1 w ..................................... 810
nd when the Fourth comes round J()hn H Davij , Q Mrs E A Er„ in
again.
With no one to forbid it,
I
¡■Ye all blow one another up
22 d the sun will enter the
Zodiacal sign of
Often urinary disorders.
i.'. s Walter Hannan et ux to Nancy J
rill make Mr. Roosevelt roar, and
Smith part of sec 4 t 2 n 4 w
Imollycoddles. nature fakers, rich rca.e- ^{aKgie J Kober et al to J M
85
Ifactors, reactionaries ar.d liars wi,. take
20
jto their holes.
Sea
'knock off
every
and labor win
twenty minutes and
Boys born
under Leo
hands
and
have a keen
want
make good
IS a day.
sense of sme.l, and
¡start for the house before the mea.s are
¡half
cooked.
1 of se i sec 6 t 1
s 4 w ..........................................
They
roar upon very
| slight provocation, never pay their bid
j until the gas is shut
off. and generally
get the lion’ s share of an estate .f ap­
pointed administrator.
Hatch part of sec 17 t 2 s 1 w
Geo Doughty et ux to A C West-
fall e J of lot
6 bk C in Fair-
view ............................................
Jas D Wilmot et ux to E G
Catholic Church tract in sec
8
» Dally, living on Second A t * . Fore* Grove.
"F or over ten year* I «uffered fr o « kidney
j *r'-uL - and no mat’ er how many remedte* I ’ rted, I ***
| unarj ** to find relief
My kidney* were In a much ds*
ordered condition, the »ecretion* too frequent la action
and greatly interferred wi'h my rear at night, I »uf
fered »everly from diaay «pell* and my eyesight
came affected. I grew weak and at the time Doan «
Kidn-y Pil * were brought to my attention, I va* feel
icg very rairerable. I received rood revn** from the r
uae. eofi’ .n'ied taking them and at the present time air
#bw i’l'ely fr**e from any *ign of kidney comp atav I
i V- Doan * K.daev PfOi credit for tha great change la
my condition."
136
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cents.
Price
1000
r1
Monk (the caddie) Ever alnce I-eo
ate that Gordon highlander be w on ’t
50 « o anything bat p la y g olf.
State*.
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Trumpet Blast That Drove the People
to Repentance.
Old Poter Cartwright was a fam ous
preacher anil circuit rider many years
ago.
flip exhorter was holding a camp
meeting in Ohio. There was a great
nunitier o f Hampers on the Held, and
tile w een trie s]>eaker addressed vast
concourses at every service, hot ho
thought too few were being converted,
lie felt that something shot!Ill be done
to stir tlie sinners to repeutaiiee, so
he prepared a strong sermon ou the
second com ing o f Christ, lie told bow
the w orld would go on in its sin and
w ickedness and at last Gabriel would
sound Ills trumpet ami time would
com e to an end.
He described the
horrors o f the lost and the Joys of
those w ho were saved. The sermou
grew la Intensity, and lie brought Ills
p e o p l e up to a grand clim ax, when su d ­
denly the sound o f 11 trumpet smote
tlie ears o f the anxious throng.
There was a great sensation, and
many fell upon their knees In terror
and began to repent and pray. W om en
scream ed and strong men groaned.
Pandemonium was lid loose for a few
minutes. A fter the terror hud som e­
what reused the preacher called to 11
man up a Ire*», and he descended with
a long tin horn in his hand.
The
speaker then turned In tierce wrath
and upbraided the people. He cried
Homeopathist
out In stentorian tones that. If a man
with a tin horn up a tree cou ld j
frighten them so, how would It ls> In Forest Grove,
the last great end when G abriel's
trumpet sounded the Knell o f the w orld!
The sermon had a great effect upon
the vast audience, and m ruy hundreds
flocked to the front and were co n ­
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Smith
a I I - 1 :• children are!
•Tones fetiflitiKi i-ti ally» Vn*u t they!
Now that my w ife has tw o to look
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piano. Son I'ran- | t o i hroulcle.
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Specht part of sec 22 t 1 s 1
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Wol/gan Meier et al to Roman
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1100 ,
John P Hoffman et ux to S S
¡rush the growler.
liarvest
ter et al sw
' T tell you plainly the kidneys are
I tick.
J Ore . say*
lions will terrify G eo F Harries et ux to R E Por­
«he young navy recruit,
S »/
ache;
Sometimes rheumatic pains;
80
Leo the Lion,
White part ol ec 3 t 2 3 w .
How It Affected Him.
Spells of headache, sideache, back­
1000
Caldwell part of sec 4 t 2 n 4
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Grove People.
There are days of dizziness;
Walter Hannan et ux to Fred
To show them how we did it.
On the
part of tract 2 Am ended Plat
of Eajrvjew .................................
Come to Hundred» of Forest
black over there? I ll bet there «re
more men crazy about that woman
tbnn any wom an In town.
Hinkle W hat makes you think no?
W inkle Well, .lie ’s tlie matron out
at the insane asylum. Judge.
DAYS OF DIZZINESS
)t was!”
I l AI. I ' ;.
Of Forest Grove, Oregon
: is«
And What Happened to the Man Who
Bought It.
“ \\ lioa.'" « ¡is tin- simultaneous excla­
mation o f the tw o old Hrowustowu
1400 i ^urmers ,ls , *le»v lliet 0,1 *he road and
1 pulled up for a little chat.
“ G oln' on past Sim Jones' place?”
asked one o f them after they had dis­
posed o f the weather and their fam i­
lies
“ Y ep; I'm goln' a couple o ’ miles
1500 hey out him. W h y ?"
"S ay,” a fter a prolonged chuckle,
"w hen you git front o' his place walk
9 800 the hosses. I f Sim don’ t show up, jest
let on suthiu has gone wrong with the
wagon and go in uu.l horry a w roach
or a hammer, it s worth w alkin’ halt
2 6 0 0 1 a day to see Sim. Jcuiimy, hut he's a
, ,
v
j
and H ills b o r o .............................
And he will sigh, "M a chere, you
His smile was as soft
375
S E Olsed et ux to Samuel Pool-
ey part of bk 3 Humphreys
With Anna his to hold,
As you’ ll find on the map.”
Ml
Snow et al 30 acres m sec 30
t 1 n 1 w
3500
swim and sail, and i Ann M Nichols et al to Eila
and children will resort
11 make out on sardines. Susan D Clark et al to O W
, They 11 also live on mountain trout,
Humphrey It 9 bk 10 South
And stilled the applause
CAHIERS ÍÜD MERCHANTS
Eben C
pompano, he
There was wit in his smile
jluneral
to
they 11 write for money every time the
Mizner It 5 Nichols add to
beat takes out the mail. They’ ll keep
Garden H om e...........................
poor 1 ipa, slaving man, a digging in Adolph Anderson et ux to H J
his jeans, and while they’ re eating
Wright part of sec t 1 n « w.
The humor w e’ re in,
IN T U B
et al It 5 Cornelius Environs..
! The foe to take another vote
In August or July.
And the man'in the chair
the
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