THE LIMEKILN CLUB.
SOUTHERN PACIFIC RAILWAY
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Heney: “I will prove that Senator Fulton does
Fulton: “I will say that Heney has deliberately {[
told what is false about my connection with the Hall
;; not represent the people but the ‘interests’ at Wash-
<; case. Further, I never was attorney for the Ham- ;; yt ington. Fulton was mixed up with Hall and others
;; mond Lumber company, and no one knows this bet- ; [ ;; and was attorney for the Hammond Lumber com-
<’ ter than Francis J. Heney.”
;; pany, and this he cannot deny.”
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Brother r■■ '
esty and Truthfulness.
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ANANIAS NOT BIGGEST LIAR.
P- at.
E. C. S im pso n , Agent.
W. E. COMAN, General freight and
Passenger Agent, Portland.
tilu r s
A g a in s t
H im
U n c a lle d
F o r.
W a s n ’t A n y G re a te r L ia r T h a n H u n ­
d re d » W h o H a d n ’t Been Fo u n d O i"
S a y s G a rd n e r.
— Hoffman & Allen Co. are agents
for the famous Butterick patterns.
— Dr. E. H. Brown, Physician and
Surgeon. X-Ray and all electrical ap.
pliances in office.
Calls answered
night or day.
[Copyright. 1S07, by C. H. Sutcliffe.)
“ Befo" do o|K?nlrr o f d e uieetln* dls
evt* n lu \” sa id B ro tlio r G a rd n e r o f th e
L im e k iln c lu b a s he stood up hi bis
p lac e, “ B ro th e r C om eback S m ith com e
to m e a n d sa id h e w as d lsa p p 'iu te d In
G lvoadutn Jones. H e h a d lent B ru d d e r
J o n e s a d o lla r a n d w as to h a v e It back
In th re e d ay s, b u t h a d n 't got It yet.
B ru d d e r S m ith am a um n fifty y e a rs
old, but It a m e v id e n t d a t he d o n 't
kn o w m uch a ls m t hu m an n a tu r ’.
“ I am now o b e r six ty y e a rs old, a n d
1 gin up lookin’ f u r a n h o n e st m an
fo’ty y e u rs ago.
"A t ab o u t d a t tim e I gin u p lookin'
f u r a tr u th f u l m ail.
“ B eckon It w a s In d a t s a m e w eek I
gin up lookin’ f u r d e m un w h o ’d y a p
his d e b ts u n less o ld eeg ed to.
"1 tell you. m y Ire n s , d a t m ost o f o u r
(ru b b le s com e from not u n d e rsta n d !!)'
Vi. H. HOLLIS,
LAWYER
■teal Estate and ' orpo-
uion Law a specialty.
O F F IC E over
H in e s ’ Store
forest Grove,
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Oregon
HANCOCK & GORDON
F A S H IO N
Pacific A vb .
S T A B L E S
Forest Grovs
Neat Turnouts
E . W . Haines Bank
( I S T '.B l C*HE() ',>«8.)
Forest Grove, Oregon
A general banking business transacted
Interest paid on time de[>osits.
Accounts invited.
City Shaving Parlors
For the o,.
‘rs-d.Tr
Work.
Baths
ar:
F R A N C I S J. H E N E Y .
S E N A T O R O. \V. F U L T O N .
(M a trix
cu iT iu u lTut>u~wlTch Ue~ w e n t, " a n d T ie
h a d a s q u a s h u n d e r e a c h a rm . D id I
g it up a u d w hoop a n d how l a n d cry
h u m a n n a tu r ’ b e tte r d u n w e do. We , o u t a g in d e w ic k e d n e ss of d e w o rld ?
d o n ’t look a t m en a s dey a re , b u t as N ot utiy. I k n o w e d h u m a n natur* a n d
w lin t d e y o rte r be. W e d u n ’s p e c t deni took It a s n m u tte r o f co’se. W a s n ’t
to llb 'liy d e T en C o iu u m m liiieu ts w h en de le a s t d is a p p 'ln te d n o r m ad a b o u t It.
“ I t w a s only th r e e n ig h ts a g o d a t
v. e o u rse lv e s am n o t Ublu’ n p to live of
E ld e r W alp o le com e r u n n ln ’ o b e r to m y
’em .
“ D a r a m no p a r tic u la r re a so n w h y de cu b ln to tell m e d a t b is w ife h a d been
w hole w o rld s h o u ld n 't be h o n est, b u t 't took w ld c ra m p s a n d m u s t h a v e h u lf
h a s h a p p e n e d f u r d e la st ‘2 .000 y e a rs a d o lla r's w u th of b ra n d y to s a v e h e r
1 d id n 't fa ll o u te r bed on d e
d i t it lias been llbln* d e o d d e r w ay. life.
I d id n ’t fall o b e r no cliu’rs.
a m i It a m ’s p e e tln ’ too m uch to 'sp e c t flooh.
a change.
W e a m all h o n e st u p to a N e ith e r d id 1 gin d e e ld e r de h a lf d o l­
s a r tln p int, a n d don w e begin to fall lar. 1 k n o w e d him fu r a liar. I w a s
d o w n . W e se e m in g ly c a n ’t g it It o u te t 's p e e tln ' so m e su c h Job, a n d 1 h a d d e
o u r b e a d s d a t It a m n s o rt o ’ d u ty to v in e g a r a n d de k y a n n p e p p e r In do
sa m e b o ttle a n d w a itin ’ fu r Him. I In­
Is' it d e o d d e r m an.
"I d o n 't re c k o n d a r w a s e b e r a tim e sis te d d a t he ta k e a big d o se h im self,
In d ls w o rld w h e n e b e ry b o d y sp o k e de a n d M rs. W alp o le w as a ro u n d us u su a l
n e x t m n w ilin '.
I h a in 't sa id n u th ln '
tr u th . If d a r w a s w e h a v e n 't a n y rec
o rd o f It. a n d If w e h a d a re c o rd 1 to de e ld e r, a n d I h n ln ’t g w ln e to. It
sh o u ld th in k d e m a n w h o m a d e It w as w a s a s o rt o ' d u ty f u r him to b e a t m e
a lia r h isse lf. I d o n 't know d a t A dam o u te r a h a lf If lie could, a n d It w as
Heel to liv e o r E v e to Atluui, b u t de niy d u ty to p ro te c t m y se lf.
“ M an c o m e to m e la s t w eek a u d
ly in ' b u sin e ss lieguu soon a r te r d a r
w a s (o' o r five p eople on n irth .
1 w a n te d to sell m e a m ew l. W as It d a t
m a n 's d u ty to p ’ln t o u t d e rin g b o n es
h a in 't try in' to e x p la in w hy fo lk s lie
'B e a rs to m e d a t t r u th w ould u u sw e t a n d s p a v in s on d a t a n im a l nnd to tell
b e tte r, a n d .vet I k n o w d a t If a m an m e f u r d e r d a t b e w a s b lin d In one eye
sh o u ld s t a r t o u t In d ls d a y a n d a g e to a n d n s d e a f a s a p o st? C o u rse not. It
sp e a k u n tilin ' b u t d e tr u th h e 'd have w a s m y d u ty to se e fu r m y se lf, a n d
Ills h e ad k n o c k ed off Iiefo’ noon o f de w h en I h a d s a w n I o ffere d to tra d e
h im a w a tc h In w h ic h six te e n w h e els
fu s t d a y .
“ E n*t Is, w e d o n 't w a n t d e tr u th , de w a s m ls s ln ’. W e lied to e a c h o d d er,
w h o le T r u th a n d u u th lu ' b u t ele t r u th ( nnd w e p a r te d d e b e st o f frien d s.
“ D e c h ic k e n s w a s la y lu ’ m ig h ty fine
W e w a n t ele t r u th a u d ly in ' m ixed
la s t m o n th , a n d one d a y 1 took th re e
a b o u t h a lf nm l h a lf.
"A lm o st e lie ry d a y you re n d slu rs ! dozen e g g s d o w n to d e g ro c e ry a n d
u g iu A n a n ia s l e k a se he w a s a liar. I b o u g h t s o a p n n d tea. D e g ro c e r c h a rg e d
n e b lie r c o u ld se e no Je stlce In It. He m e too m u ch , nm l I n o t o n ly slip p ed n
w a s n ’t uny b ig g e r lia r dun h u iu lre d s c o u p le o f d e eg g s back In m y pocket,
w h o h a d n 't been fo u n d o u t. a n d If he b u t th re e h e rrin g s liesldes. l i e w a s n
h a d been he w as u p to d a te 'm iff to c h e a t, a n d 1 had to lie a c h e a t to m a tc h
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A S U K W E N T ."
a
h ush
s e e d a t ly in ' w a s g w tn e to lieoom e pop
u la r f u r all tim e to com e.
“ I s o rte r like to h a v e a lia r co u ie to
m e. If he lies, d a t g in s m e a chance
t o Iny buck a n d e s ta b lis h a s o rt o ’ bond
b e tw e e n us. I'v e u e b b e r hail d e cbuuc«
t o tell y e t. but It se e m s to m e d a t I
w o u ld n 't lik e a pu sso n w ho stu c k rig h t
b y d e tru th .
B ro th e r Jones B orro w ed M oney.
" B ru ild e r Jo n e s h a s com e to m e aud
b o rro w e d m oney a n d p rom ised to pay
It b a c k by n s a rtln tim e. H e 's paid
It n o t b e k n se he am uot a lia r nm l am
to o h o u e s t to lie a t m e. blit he know s
w h a t w o u ld h a p p en If he failed.
I
s h o u ld w a lk o lier to Ills c ab in , a n d . old
a s I a n t, 1 sh o u ld p u rc ee d to m a k e bis
h ea rt nelie.
•'W h e n I co m e In c o n ta c t w ill a m an
I look ilium him ns a m an. I d o n 't
look f u r n o w in g s s p ro u tin ' from his
sh o u ld e rs . H e w a s born In to a ly in '
d is h o n e s t w o rld to hold his ow n. We
a ll e x |> e it h e re a liz e s d a t. If lie d o u 't
d e n d e w u s s f u r him .
“ W o n ie u am g w lu e to l>e hypocrites
a u d lln rs a n d d e c e iv e rs Je st a s long
a s d ls old w o rld s ta n d s
D ey'» got tr.
b o ld d e lr o w n a g in m en. D a r h a in 't
ott» m a n in fifty d a t a in real honesl
a u d s in c e re w h e n h e s p e a k s to a worn
a n . a n d d o n 't y o u fo rg e t d a t s h e know s
It.
“G ro c e rs c o tn e to m e a n d tell m e d al
T ic k le s S m ith o r W ay d o w n B ebee has
lie d to 'e m to g it c re d it a n il d e y w a n t
m y In flu en c e to h e lp c o lle ct d e bills.
Ves, d e b r u d d e rs lied, b u t w h a t d id d*
g ro c e r d o ? l i e lied J u s t a s h a rd aud
tu c k e d o n d e p ric e lies ides
I t w as
s im p ly lia r a g in liar.
"A fe w d a y s a g o I h ire d S a m u el
S h in to w o rk In m y g a rd e n
lie am
Jo st a s h o n e s t a s a n y laxly, b u t I reck
o n ed h e w o u ld s te a l a t le a s t tv ® at
m y s u m m e r s q u a s h e s w h en h a w a n t
b o rn e a t n ig h t
I w a s h id in ' b e h in d a
bUu
ENGLISH GHOST STORY.
A
V is io n
T h a t S a v e d a L if e
Y o r k s h ir e D a le s.
on the
I t Is n o t o fte n t h a t w e h e a r o f a
g h o st s a v in g a m a n 's life. T h e re &
h o w e v e r, a n In sta n ce , n n d It se e m s to
be to le ra b ly w ell a u th e n tic a te d , a n d
m a te ria lis ts w ill h a rd ly k n o w how to
a c c o u n t fo r It. H e re Is th e sto ry . It
Is of th e Y o rk sh ire d a le s a n d o f a g o o d
ninny y e a rs ago. A c le rg y m a n w hose
d u ty lay In t h a t w ild c o u n try , w h e re
s s tro n g ra c e o f m en a u d w o m e n liv ed
p rin cip ally on b aco n a n d o a tc a k e a n d
know n o t sa v e ra re ly b u tc h e r's m ea t,
u se d to rid e o r w alk to v isit th e people.
H e h a d b een ra is in g a su b s c rip tio n In
a tim e o f sc a rc ity a n d b a d to lie o u t
la te a t n ig h t. O ne e v e n in g ou h is o u t­
w a rd Jo u rn e y he su d d e n ly liecaine
a w a re o f a llg u re m o v in g b e sid e him ,
sm l In th e g lo a m in g lie re co g n ize d his
b ro th er, w h o h a d d ied so m e tim e be­
fore.
H e w a s to o a w e s tru c k for
w o rd s, a n d a f te r k e e p in g by h is sid e
fo r so m e d is ta n c e o v e r th e lonely m oor
th e figure d is a p p e a re d . H e n o te d th e
tim e n n d th e visio n , b u t n o th tu g oc­
c u rre d to th ro w nny lig h t u p o n It.
H o w e v e r, so m e y e a rn a f te r he h a d
ta k e n th e d u ty a t a Jail In a n o th e r p a rt
o f th e c o u n try o n e o f th e p riso n e rs ly­
ing u n d e r s e n te n c e d e sire d to m ak e a
co n fessio n . A fte r te llin g him o f a lot
o f c rim e s he s a id : “ I w o r v ery n e a r
o n c e ta k in g y o u r life. sir. I t w a s In
t h a t h a d y e a r, a n d I h e erd a s how yon
w e n t carry ing m oney a ls m t In th o se
lo n eso m e d a le s. I hid l>ehind th e big
b o w ld e rs o f th e b ro w n m oor. 1 saw
you c o m in g u p n n d w a ite d till yon
sh o u ld Is* n e a r e n o u g h , b u t th a t n ig h t
you a m * not a l i n e " T h is Is a s t a r ­
tlin g ta le a n d th e s tro n g e r b e c a u se
th e vl Ion ,*r w h ite v e r It w a s w a s seen
b y tw o pixip'e T h e H iiecdote o c c u rs In i
L e a d in g T o n so ria list
( M a t r i x by c >urt< sv P o r t l a n d J o u r n a l / )
ut
by c o u r t e s y P o r t l a n d J o u r n a l . )
l- o r e a l
FRESHMAN EXERCISES.
a n a rtic le tw e n ty y e a rs a g o In M ac
m llla n ’s M a g a zin e by L ad y V erney.
S e n se of S m e ll.
T h e o lfa c to ry n e rv e s a re w o n d e rfu lly
se n sitiv e . M uch h a s y e t to be In v e sti­
g a te d w ith re g a rd to th e d iffe re n tia ­
tio n o f th e p o in ts In th e s e n e rv e s so
t h a t th e y m ay d is c rim in a te w ith su c h
a p p a re n tly m ira c u lo u s a c c u ra c y , y e t
e v en th e r e s u lts In th e s c e n t o f dogs
sh o w how w o n d e rfu lly tine Is th e ir
d is c rim in a tin g pow er. O u r se n se of
sm ell, u n le ss In th e tra in e d c h e m ist, is
n o t e v e n so a c u te ns th a t of th e sem i-
sa v a g e . M uch h a v e w e g a in e d by c iv i­
liz a tio n , b u t n o t w ith o u t som e loss to
o u r b odily e n e rg ie s a n d sen ses. M a n 's
re c u p e ra tiv e p o w e r a f t e r nn In ju ry Is
s a id fre q u e n tly to be In in v e rs e ra tio
to Ills social a d v a n c e m e n t. S im ila rly
h e se e m s to becom e less a c u te a n d d e l­
ic a te In th e se n se o f sm ell ns be fa re s
b e tte r a n d lives m ore c o m fo rta b ly .—St.
L ouis R epublic.
H o u se s an d H om es.
T h e re h a v e lieen a n d th e re a re to d a y
In th e v a rio u s la u d s o f th e e a r th m an y
people w ho h a v e no h o u se s a n d n o th ­
in g t h a t you could call fu r n itu r e even
o f th e a n tiq u e v a rie ty . B u t th e re can
be no d o u b t t h a t th e y a re f a r h a p p ie r
th a n m a n y w h o a r e «. jm fo rtn b ly ho u sed
In m a n s io n s w h ic h c o n ta in e v e ry th in g
t h a t m oney enu b u y .—U ncle R e m u s’
M agazine.
T a lk in g and T h in k in g .
T h e M an — A le a rn e d sc ie n tis t a d ­
v a n c e s th e th e o ry th a t a se v e re d head
Is c a p a b le o f th in k in g , a lth o u g h It Is
u u a b le to sp e a k . T h e W o m a n —T h a t’s
q u e e r.
It Is so m u ch e a s ie r to ta lk
th a n It Is to th in k !
A STEADY DRAIN
Sick Kidneys Weaken the
Whole Body--Make You
IU,Languid, Depressed
Sick kidneys weaken the body
through the continual drainage of life-
giving albumen from the blood into
the urine, and the substitution of
poisonous uric acid that goes broadcast
through the system, sowing the seeds
of disease. Loss of albumen causes
weakness, languor, depression. Uric
poisoning causes rheumatic pain, ner-
vousness, nausea, cricks in the back,
gTavel and kiddey stones. The proper
treatment is a kidney treatment, and
the best remedy is Doan’s Kidney Pills.
Great Forest Grove cures prove it.
M rs. S. H. C olem an, liv in g cor. S ix th and T h ird Sf*.,
F orest G rove, O re ., says: “ D o an 's K id n ey P ills p r o v d
o f g re a t benefit to m e. Some tim e ago I was atta c k ed
w ith sh a rp pain s th ro u g h m y loins and lirr.bg and paii t
th ro u g h m y back so acu te th at I w as h a rd ly a ble to get
around. D oan's K idney P ills w ere so h ig h ly recom ­
m ended to m e, th at I p riv u re d a bo* and th e y helped
m e from th e first. I hav e had nc re tu rn o f th e com­
p lain t s in c e and feel th at I can reco m m en d D o an ’s K id­
ney P ills w ith g rea t c o n fid en ce.”
For sale by all dealers. Price 50
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo.
New York, sole agents for the United
States
Remember the name— Doan’s— and
and take no other.
lights were turned out arid as Miss
Hawley read the poem the light was
thrown
on the stage at intervals, illus­
W ashington’» B irth d a y Ciilnbrated
trating
very
beautifully the progress of
in a Most Pleasing M anner.
the
Courtship.
Fresh m en Give P lay.
Mr, A. A. Wagner represented MiUs
To the Freshmen of Pacific Univer­
: Standi h and Horace McCoy took the
sity, the j’oys and pleasures of no other
part of John Alden and Miss Helen
J holiday are anticipated with a greatt
Bolinger looked very charming as
!
degree of spirit and interest than tho“
Priscilla.
to be afforded by Washington’s b irh
PART ONE
day. To the Freshmen, it is the tv ,
(a ) Introduction.
of all t'ays. Not because the mem­
(b ) The "Chum s.”
bers of that class have more rever­
DRAMATIC PFRSONAL
ence and respect lor the memory u!
Mr. Alex. Robinson, a country
the Father of Our Country, than do the
squire; Thorgny Holmes, Gordon B.
others, but because it is their day—
Robinson; A. B. Howard, one of the
their day “ to get even.” From
“ Chums;” D. I. Abraham, Mr. Raul
Founder’s Day until February 22nd,
Abraham; Leading Lady and other
the Freshmen vow they will have re­
‘ Chum,” Fred S. Knight; Miss Ma-
venge on the wily Sophomore, and the
verne Templeton, Mr. Robinson’s
performance last
Saturday evening
Niece; Ethella S. Steams, Mrs. Jessica
showed that the class of 1911 were
Hoge R obinson---------- Grace Payne.
well prepared to do honors to their up­
Time— The Future.
per class mates.
Season —Summer.
Brighton Chapel was beautifully dec­
P a r t tw o
orated with pennants and banners, and
(c ) The Courtship of Miles Stan­
an immense crowd of appreciative stu
dish.
dents and townspeople witnessed the
Reader,
Miss Hawley.
production of “ The Chums” and the
CHA RACT ERS'
scenes from the “ Courtship of Mils*
Miles Standish.......... A. A. Wagner
Standish.”
John Alden....................Horace McCoy
The entertainment was one of the
Priscilla........................ Helen Bollinger
best that has ever been given by the
Freshman class and all participants did
The fourth years held a class meet­
honor to themselves and to the char­ ing Feb. 18th in Pres. Ferrin’s recita­
tion room and the following officers
acters which they represented.
Richard I. Abraham, representing were elected: Pres., L. L. Hope; Vice
Gordon Brown Robinson, was there Pres., JennieRasmusen; Sec., Elizabeth
with his glasses and Fred S. Knight, Chahners; Treas., Sumner Bryant; Ser-
the other “ chum” as Raul Abraham, geant-at-arms, Mizpah Abernethy; Class
although not “ girlish” played his part Reporter, Eva Fletcher.
with credit and both provoked much
laughter from the audience, and the
merry chuckle of the original Rat
could be heard at frequent interva.
during the evening.
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Fi« ¡ N I X o v, D e n t i s t
Forest Grove, Oregon
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PACIFIC AVENUE
HARNESS SHOP
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B O W M A IN
F o r e s t G r o v e , O re .
Deafness Cannot be Cured
by local a p p lic a tio n s, as th e y c a nnot reach the diseased
p o rtio n of th e oar. T h e re is o n ly one way to cure
n ess, and th a t is by c o n stitu tio n a l remedies. Deal«**
is caused by an inflam ed con d itio n of the raucous Jinisf
of t h e E u sta c h ia n T ube. W hen this tube is inflamed
you h a v e a ru m b lin g sound or Im perfect hearing, sod
w hen it is e n tire ly closed, D eafness is the result, ssd
un less th e inflam ation can be tak e n out and this tube re­
stored to its n orm al co n d itio n , h e a rin g wi.l be destroyed
fo re v e r; n in e cases out o f ten are caused by Csttffb,
w h ic h is n o th in g but a n inflam ed condition of them»-
cous s u rfa c e s.
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F. J. CHENEY to CO . Toledo, 0.
Sold by D ru g g ists, 75c.
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Part one of the program was ( pe led
by a toot! toot! and a grand review ol
“ Sophomores” illustrating all the.r
original traits and characteristics.
! The farce represented the home
I coming of Gordon Brown Robinson
j from Harvard.
His father, Mr. Alex.
Robinson— a country squire— greatly
desired that he should many his cousic
Miss Templeton, whom the old mar
had invited to spend a few weeks witf
them. This idea was not entertained
with any degree of enthusiasm by tht
son. who immediately arranged wit!
his "chum .” that he should imperson­
ate his bride to be. and save him from
such a misfortune. All went as well
as could be expected until the real
niece appeared and the plot exposed.
The son was then willing'to follow his
father’s plan but it was too late, she
was taken.
Part two consisted of scenes from
the Courtship of Miles Standish. The
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