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Do You Open Your Y outh
Uke a young bird and^gulp down what
sver final or medicine may be offered you?
I)r, do
want to know something of the
composition and character of that which
you lake into your stomach whether aa
k« >d or medicine ?
Most intelligent and sensible people
now-a-days Insist on knowing what they
employ whether as food or as medicine.
iJr. I'ierce believes they have a perfect
right to insist upon such knowledge. Mo he
publishes,'-taoadcast and on each botlle-
wrjumer, whaOn^Tnedicines are made of
andvfriJBesjarfnKTPr-oiilm This he feel-,
he can uMiJTT'ird to do because the mure
the inaredierits of which his medicines
A Yankee Trick.
!
EASY TO M IX THIS
Prepare It at Home By Shaking In
gredients Well i.n a Bottle.
What will appear very intesesting to
[Original-]
many people here is the article taken
SPECIAL
The colonics o f North America, hav
from a New York daily paper, giving a
ing been composed o f difforeut nation
alities, were diverse. New York was simple prescription, as tormulated by
Dutch, while the adjacent colony on a noted authority, who claims that he
the east, Connecticut, was English, has found a positive rem edy to cure
and the two no more mingled ttidn oil
almost any ca*e of backawhe or kidney
and water. Indeed, the border line
was the scene o f a continuous quarrel. or bladder derangement, in the follow
On one side o f this Hue lived Jona ing simple prescription, if taken before
arc ma d e ar e st udi ed a n d unde r s t ood D i m than I’yui, a young Yankee, while on
the stage of Brights disease:
more " i l l ' l l i e l r s upe r i or c u r a t i v e virtues'
the other lived Katrina Bleeker, a
Fluid Extract Dandelion, one-half
young
Dutch
girl.
Pyra
used
to
stray
For the cure of woman’s peculiar weak
nesses, Irregularities and derangements, across the boundary line to hunt and ounce; Com pound Kargon, one ou nce;
giving rise to frequent headaches, back fish lu the Dutchmen’s territory, which
ache, dragging-down pain or distress-In only tended to Increase the hostility Com pound Syrup Sarsparilla, three
lower abdominal or pelvic region, accom between the two peoples, especially ounces.
Shake well in bottle and take
panied, ofltlmes, with a debilitating, firing the sluggish Dutchmen against
in
teaspoonful
doses after each meal
pelvic, catarrhal drain and kindred symp
the sharp wltted New Englander. But
toms of weakness. Dr. Fierce’s Favorite
and
again
at
bedtim
e.
Prescription is a most efficient remedy, when It was learned that Jonathan’s
A well-known druggist here at home,
it is equally effective in curing painful Incursions were for very different
periods, in giving strength to nursing gume than tish or fowl. Indeed that he
whhn asked regarding this prescription,
mothers and in preparing the system of
the expectant mother for baby’s coming, was courting Katrina Bleeker, all the stated that the ingredients are all
thus rendering childbirth safe und com Dutchmen on the border laid down
paratively painless. The "Favorite Pre their eluy pipes, set their schnapps harmless, and can be obtained at a
scription " is a most potent, strengthening mugs ou the table and vowed that no
small cost from any good prescription
tonic to the general system and to the
organs distinctly feminine in particular. Dutch girl should marry with the
It is also a soothing and invigorating hated Yankees. Then they took up pharmacy, or the mixture would be ,
nervine and cures nervous exhaustion, their pipes und their mugs und begun put up if asked to do so. H e further j
nervous prostration, neuralgia, hysteria,
spasms, chorea or St. Vitus” » dance, and to consider how they should prevent stated that while this prescription is
oilier distressing nervous symptoms at such u horrible catastrophe. The re
tendant upon functional and organic dis sult wns that Katrina was shut up in often prescribed in rheumatic afflic
eases of the distinctly feminine organs.
one o f those little forts built along the tions with splendid results, he could
A host of medical authorities of all the
several schools of practice, recommend eastern edge o f the Dutch colony.
see no reason why it would not be a
each of the several Ingredients of which
When Jonathan next stole over the
"Favorite Prescription" is made for the border to the trysting place he did not splendid remedy for kidney and urinary
cure of the diseases for which it isclaimed
to be a 'tire You mav read what the' find Ills love, but a note scribbled lu troubles and backache, as it has a
say /o r y o n n e lf by sending a postal card a mixture o f Dutch and English tell peculiar action upon the kidney struc
request for a free booklet of extract.- ing that she expected to la* shut up
from the leading authorities, to Dr. R. V Immediately in the fort.
Jouathau ture, cleansing these most important
Pierce. Invalids’ Hotel and Surgical In
stitute. Buffalo. N. Y., and it will come to went hack to his people and told them organs and helping them to sift and
»ou by return post.
o f his misfortune. They listened to filter from the blood the foal acids and
blin
with o«Sisionul Interruptions
such as “ Dexv tell!” and “ W ant t waste matter which cause sickness and
A T E R R I B L E BIG T R O U T .
know,“ and when he laid finished und suffering. Those of our readers who
asked them to help him out o f the
suffer can make no mistake in giving
Ma W a t Cunning and a Hard C ate, difficulty they volunteered to u man.
Too, W a t T h it Fish.
The next day all the Yankees living it a trial.
W e were campiug in northern W is near Jonathan’s home collected, with
It was a tragic scene. Great tears
consin, and one evening after our sup [likes, matchlocks, scythes and pitch-
per o f black buss and bacon we lay forks, and set out for the fort where stood in their eyes as they sat upon the
under the pine trees smoking and tell Kntrina xvus a prisoner. The approach cushioned seats of the passenger coach
ing fish stories in which It was always was over an open field, and the Dutch
the “ bigger bass” that got away. The man on guard in the fort happened to while the train drove rapidly over the
guide listened with the gravity o f a he awake. lie raised the alarm, und rails for the city, sat solemn as a iudge
man who knew all about fish stories, presently a little six pounder sent a presiding over a life or death trial
nnd finally he knocked the ashes from shot over the heads o f the advancing
The lady in dark gently raised the
bis pipe and told us n story.
Yankees. Jonathan called a halt.
“ Once long ago." he said, "there was
Now, Jonathan did not wish to sacri black veil and wiped away a tear that
a terrible big trout up lu Smith's fice the lives o f his friends simply to bedim m ed her eye.
With dramatic
pool. Every fellow who fished In the gain u w ife for himself, so he invested
pool had hooked him one time or an the fort, hoping to starve out the garri silence a big burly, handsome fellow
other, but he always got away, bit off son. But. whether it was that fear had sat beside her and six companions in
the snood or something.
taken nxvay the Dutchmen's appetite or near seats seem ed overcom e with the
“ I tried to catch him myself a dozen that the fort w as well stored with pro
The passen
times. One duy I was sitting by the visions, the starvation process was a strange hypnotic spell.
pool when, splash, a young robin fullure. Still there must be a dearth gers about grew nervous at the still
fluttered out o f the nest on a limb o f fresh food, for the Yankees had kept ness and w ondered what could be
above the pool Into the wnter lie low. the venders o f perishable property
In a minute there was a rush, a gleam away. Jonathan, true to his Yankee wrong; one person suggested that it
o f yellow, and the old trout had blood, preferred stratagem to blood must be a family going to the funeral
thrown himself cleur out o f the water shed ami concluded'to try to reduce the of a dear one.
nnd had swallowed the young robin fort by the former method. He with
The bell clanged out with muffled
whole.
drew Ills forces from one of the ap
tones through the dense fog to warn
“ W hat did I do?
Well, I climbed proach««, a swampy piece o f ground,
thnt tree lu short order, got another leaving the Dutchmen to suppose that the citizens of the Rose City of the
one o f those young robins, baited my he bail been driven off by the mos com in g of the W est Side limited. Boys
from the streets scarcely
hook with It and threw It In just as quitoes. Then he concentrated the prin scattered
lightly as I could. In a minute there cipal part o f his force behind a barn waiting to gather up their marbles and
S e c o n d D o o r W e s t o f P o sto ffic e
was another rush, another gleam of that lmd been Incautiously left stand mothers rushed across the track w'th
yellow, nnd again the old trout Jump ing quite near the fort
their go-carts; these however knew
ed clear out o f the water aa he sw al
The next morning the Dutchmen saw nothing of the eight solem ncholly in
lowed the robin, und In a minute more a num ber o f women, with baskets on
dividuals within.
The train came to a
I had him hooked.
their arms, making their way across
sudden halt.
“ G oodbye,” said one,
“ It was lucky I wasn't fishing with the swamp. They came on, chatting
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any o f this newfangled rigging these am ong themselves, and when a short “ Farewell,” another, “ Till we meet
L A W Y ER
Bull u t h o m o . \\ r i t e f o r P r i c e LiMt. M a r k e t R e p o r t , S h i p p i n g T a g s , a n d a l> o o t o u r
T h e show company had
boys use nud that 1 wasn't bothered distance from the fort sat down their again.”
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R A P P E R S ’G U ID E «S l SRS»
OFFICE over
with a reel to look after, or I would baskets and themselves for a rest. The stranded on the shoals up the line and -leal Estate and Corpo-
in » on th « su bject ever w ritten. Illustrating all Fur Animals A ll
t about Trappers Secrets. Decoys, Traps. Game l aws. How an d w here to trap, and to becom e a sue*
Hines' Storey
have lost him sure. As It was It took baskets contained butter and eggs, aud had gone to the Rose City to spend ition Law a Specialty.
cessfu l trapper It s a regular E ncyclopedia. Price, $2. T o ou r custom er*, f l 25. Hide* tanned into
beautiful Robes. Our Magnetic Bait and Decoy attracts anim als to traps, f l 00 per bottle. S hip your
the w om en kept up a clatter, discuss the holidays with relatives.
me a devil o f a time to get him out.
Hides aud Furs to us an d get highest prices. A i i d e r n c h B r o s . , D e p t . 71 , M i n n e a p o l i s , M l u n .
O regon
f orest G r o v e ,
"Good to eat?
Grent Scott!
We ing the merits o f their produce and
didn’t try to eat him. He was so full w’.iat prices they would get for It when
o f hooks we sold him for old Iron, tliep reached the settlement. The sight
you know.”
o f the rolls o f fresh butter and the
hangock
ordon
Most Grocers Sell
^
That ended our fish stories for that w h ite eggs tickled the stomachs o f the
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night.—J. J. A. In Chicago Tribune.
M ore
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F o r e s t , pacific Ave.
Forest Grove
parapet o f the fort, and it was not long H u n d r e d s
before the woinen were hailed to know
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PR IM ITIV E ANCHORS.
If they would sell and why so many of
Every sack guaranteed
thorn w ere together. They replied that
Tired all the time;
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8ton«s and Woodan Tubes Filled With
Made
of
selected Eastern Oregon Hard Wheat,
they would sell if they could get as
Weary and worn out night and day;
Lead First Used.
much for their wares as at the settle
it produces more loaves of bread than any other
There appear to he tw o Ideas which
Back aches; side aches,
ment and that they were going to
(ESTABLISHED 1898.)
flour and the loaves are lighter and whiter. Be
have led up to the Invention o f the gether for protection from the In
All on account of the kidneys.
Forest G rove, O regon
modern anchor— first, that o f attach dians, whereupon they w ere invited
cause cf the increased quantity of bread produced
Must help them at their work.
ing the vessel by means o f a rope Into the fort. This was part o f Jona
A general banking business transacted
the cost is no higher than for other flours.
Mrs. A. Whitcomb, living on Edison st.. Hillsboro,
or chain to a weight sufficiently heavy than’s Yankee trick. lie had dressed
Interest paid on time deposits.
I to keep the vessel from m oving when him self and a dozen o f his adherents Oregon, says: *'I had been bothered with kidney and
Ask your Grocer for It.
bladder trouble for a long time, as a result o f this trou
Accounts invited.
j ' the weight has sunk to the bottom o f like Dutchwomen, and each had arms
ble, I endured a great deal o f m isery. My kidneys were
the sen, nnd, second, that o f using a concealed under his feminine apparel. too frequent in action and gave me great annoyance
THE FORTLAND FLOURING MILLS CO.
hook instead o f or In addition to the He alone replied to the hail from the especially at night. As the result for the loss o f rest, 1
weight, so as to catch In the bottom. fort, for lie alone had learned enough would arise in the morning feeling tired and worn out
.The English word anchor is practical Dutch from Katrina to reply nnd could when I attempted to stoop or lift anyt hing, sharp pains
For the Best. Up to-date Work.
ly the same as the Iaitln ancora nml sufficiently conceal the Yankee nasal would shoot through th e small o f my back and I would
Baths. Pacific Ave. Forest Grove.
the Greek angkurn, meaning "that tw an g to prevent being discovered for suffer intensely. I ti ink two or three different reme
w hich has an angle," from the root what he was, though the Dutchmen dies but did not find relief. At last m y attention was
A . T. W ir t z , Proprietor
drawn to Doan’s K idney Pills, and I procured a box.
nnk, bent
w ere not quick at seeing through strat The pains and aches soon vanished, mv kidneys are
The earliest anchors mado on the agem aud he might well have strained regular and normal and I have not had a return o f any
hook principle probably only had one a point. Be this ns It may. the gates trouble since. I can recommend D oan's Kidney Pills
IN T H E
S . A . M o u l t o n
fluke Instead o f two. In the “ Sussex o f the fort were thrown open, and the I very h ighly.”
The
Archaell, Coll." there Is an II lustration butter nnd egg venders entered.
For sals b y all dealers.
Ptice 50
o f what has been surmised to Is* au
They had scarcely got Inside and set
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M UTLAL PIRE RRL.IEP ASSN.
Foster-M ilburn C o ., Buffalo,
anchor made out o f the natir ,-al forked dow n their baskets when the main , cents.
ut
branch o f n tree. It was 0 >und with Yankee force concealed behind the | New York, sole agents for the United
P o r e .H t d r o v e
an ancient British canoe a t Burpham, barn made a rush upon the gates. The I States.
Sussex. There is in the B rltlah muse Dutchmen were about to run to the as
I« t u b :
R em em ber the name— D oan 's— and
um an interesting leaden anchor with sistance o f those who were shutting
R . I N I X O N . D e n t i s t
tw o flukes hearing a O .vck Inscrip them w hen they were set upon by the take no other.
tion. Its date la nbout 3' » B. C., and it women nnd either held or driven back,
Forest G ■ '
O regon
was found off the coast t,f Cynene.
while those coming from without over
The Invention o f the anchor with cam e the gaten.en, nnd In a few min
i rv'* v oie. Otite«
Three t»
houi»
flukes is attributed by Pausantus utes the whole Yankee army was in
Midas, by Pliny to 1 fuyalajiias and the fort. A Dutchman Is no hand to
Notice for Publication.
8»y Strabo to Anarhar »la.
Diodorus defend himself against surprise, and
United States Land Office, Portland, Oregon,
'Irulus states that th » first, anchors those defending the fort surrendered
• November 12, 1907.
t-vere w ooden tubes fl fipd wdth lead, nt discretion. Jonathan told them that
is hereby given that Flora A. Dudley of Port-
ir p c p
Knowing whaf it is »o suffer I w i give
irh lle another clasal
-writer says his only requirement was that Katrina
i ! Notice
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kind, County of Multnomah, State of Oregon, ha« ap-
(hat before the tntn ^ .je tlm i o f metal should he permitted to choose between
five cure for Ecréma. Salt Rheum E rtsu t > P «
I
plied to purchase, under the act of Congress of June 3«
and Skin Diseases. Instant relief
Don suffer
nkei
In ch ors lumps o f ; * on,» w 1th a hole going with him or remaining with
1S7S, as extended by act of Auguxt 4. 1*02. the S W l i ,
Write F. W . William», 4U0 Manhattan Avenue. New
hrough the m l d d * . ior th e attach them. Katrina was brought forth and
Lot, 3 and 4 and N E l i of Section 30. T. 3 N .. R. 3 W ,
York
Enclose Stain®
FINE WORK DONE »HEAP — TRICES
ment o f the ra id « wpre used.
chose to go with her Connecticut lover.
and will offer proof to «how tnat the land tough! I, more
valuable for its timber or atone than for agricultural
Then then' was n wedding nt which
The form o f tfe> # snob« its u s « ! by
White shirt • - - 10c Drawer*
— Dr. E. H. Brown, Physician and
purposes and to establish his claim to said land before
he Greeks and to ,n)ans u w ell known much Holland gin was consumed nnd
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10c White Wat am
Soft
* -
Surgeon. X-Ray and all electrical ap
Register and Receiver at Portland. Oregon, on the 6th
White $k:r*S
10 to 50 Underskirt*
■com represents» iona on T ra ja n 's col a peace. Before leaving the Yankees
day of February, l'XSJ.
pliances in office.
Calls answered
Undershirt» - - . 8c Stockir.gs -
and In tb e catacom Ds at Rome had sold all the butter nnd e g g s they
He names as his witnesses:
Handkerchiefs • - 2c Collars
- •
night or day.
*n early f ijriatian sj-rabol This had with them to the Dutchmen for
Ok>f Oh Ison of Portland. Oregon.
Met s White Vests 10 15: pan;s - . . .
brm dom net
(lw, m to
changed a good price, but when the latter came
Mary E. Wilson of Portland, Oregon,
C«ar» - * - - 10 20c Dusters
- -
—
The
finest
of
Cotton
Blankets
at
Materially t* , . (Julte a tboivnial years, to break the eggs they found them to
Charlotte Reed of P o la n d , Oregon.
Towels - - - 20c Dor. Napkins • - 2
W ill Kelley of Bnaron. Oregon.
Bailey's.
la sh oe
by the B ayern tapestry. he o f white stone, w bile the butter was
The following articles 50 c per dcs. Pi’ 'o*
Any and all persons claiming adversely the above-
painted woo*.
Bed Sheets. Table Cloths. Night Gowns. '
described lands are requested to file their claims in this
Office Main street, one Jcor north Russell's
— Cotton Blankets 10-4, 11-4, 12-4. ' Drawers, Underwear, Aprons and Corset Cov
ERNEST I KON M l’ NRO.
office on or before said 6th day of February, 1908.
Shoe Store
''oak
Ink «tains In eour rrrdk. and
prices 85c, * 1 .0 0 ,
* 1 .2 5 ,
11 .50,
Forest Grcvt
Parifk Avenae
ALGERNON S. DRESNER.
oak' j a stnln still tnw aln rinse la a
— W ool Blankets f j . 5 0 to 19 .0 0 at
Forest Grove
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Oregon)
Register.
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at
Bailey's.
J. E. Bailey's.
a so lu tio n 'o f chi* r id e o f Him*
OPENING S A LE
£vt t h e
New Jewelry Store
W e have just received a consignment o f watches
and jewelry with instructions to turn them into cash in
trhe next, ten days.
A ll prices have been cut, deep and
on many articles we have paid no attentention to their
cost*, but, have put» the price ro we ere sure they will
move.
O ur line consists o f watches, watch chains,
lockets, bracelets emblem pins and buttons, link buttons,
scarf pins, brooches, studs, shirt w aist sets, match
boxes, silver novelties, cut glass, t o ile t sets, manicure
sets, stationery sets, smoking sets, collar and cuff boxes
and a fine line of solid gold rings.
If you intend to buy
Christmas J-i-w dry It w*!I pay ycu to come in early and
make your selection.
antee.
AH goods sold w ith our guar
A il kinds o f watches and jewelry carefully re
paired no matter w h at ails your watch if it can be made
into a timepiece we can do it.
W . S. REYNOLDS,
Watchmaker & Jeweler
W. H. HOLLIS.
ALL TIRED OUT.
,
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FOREST GROVE OR.
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& G
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FLO U g
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City Shaving Parlors
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B e st and C h e ap e st
PROPERTY Z PEOPLE
Eczema and Pile Cure
Quong Le **'s
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