E states s e n a t o r
L ilT H CAROLINA
A g s PE-RLI-NA.
Good Idea.
_
E ta c tlr.
' tbej“ - th6J’re 1Uït llke éthers, aren’t
v ullc la tae
near future."
! Æ
!
T1*’ "
6 rS ';: r ldea- y°un* “»■
>
."
growled the fussy bachelor, “i f , .
c neb you could never Induce the puli
11c to buy them.”
pulh
|Ë g §:
A B a r « .,„ T o o .,., E aeoun.e,
S k e p tic a l.
"Mary, I've
Ilclal ice sent
John over the
“Dear me!”
Just ordered ^ m e art!-
up to the house ” called
’phone.
called back Mary “Do
yoUjthlnk it’ll be as cold a , th e 'o th e r
C h rist,n a , says the
S
cad o f“» 1“ “ / P<H,ple res‘K,,lded to the
call of the advertisement. One of those
ersons was a tall, commanding look­
ing woman, with a determined ring
V
fuT or V he WUMd beglde a tabl*
ful of muffs and neck pieces, and be-
Ban to discuss them with the sales­
woman. She looked at this muff and
then at that, and at length her eyes
R tf
fell on a mink muff lying at a little
distance from the others. She picked
It tip and looked at It disapprovingly.
‘You don’t mean to tell me you ex-
pect anybody to pay good money for
a thing like that, do you?” she de­
manded.
There was a faint exclamation from
a woman whose back had been turned
a t that moment. She snatched the
muff from the hands of the command­
ing looking woman. There was not
a word spoken, but for the space of ten
seconds I fully expected the two to
take their corners, and I was prepared
[»•Senator M. C. Butler.
to put my money on the woman who
„Mia ia often caused by c ata rrh owned the muff.
li itomich—Peruna relieves ca-
Birds Have Sprelacies.
f 0l the stomach and is therefore a
Many birds are provided with natur­
Ur lor dyspepsia.
al spectacles, a transparent membrane
called the third eyelid. This third eye­
|noo> M. C. Butler, E x -U . 8. 8en
lid when not In us* lies folded in the
r from Booth C arolina for two
Inner corner of the eye. Two muscles
in a letter (rom W ashington,
work It, spreading It over the cornea
■ (,, writes to the P eru n a Medi
or folding It up again much more clev­
j,Co, m follows:
erly than a man can put on or take off
M cm recommend Peruna for dys- | his spectacles. But for this third eye­
■ and stomach trouble. I have j lid the eagle could not lock at the sun.
■ using your medicine for a short :
Shlftlas: the Blame.
_ad and I feel very much relieved. •
IsMeed a wonderful medicine, be- •
“ Smlthers Is one of those people who
5 a good tonic.”
manage to shift the blame whenever
anything goes wrong."
arm of the stomach is th e correct
“Yes,” answered Miss Cayenne, “I
alar most cases of dyspepsia.
In observe that he always has to be coax­
ir to cure catarrh of th e stomach ed to sing.”—Washington Star.
catarrh most be eradicated.
Better Late Than—
Uy in internal c a ta rrh remedy,
"W hat would you do If a man were
Parana, is available,
not exactly meets th e indications. to court you until you were 80 years
old?” said some one who was reading
llaiiand ninety-nine towns own their a newspaper Item of a similar case.
“Why,” said Miss L'assay, " I’d mar­
■ ¡is works, the average net income
| Jl,917,125 per annum.
ry him!
C ¿or ASTOR
IA
Infanta and Chüdren.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Bears the
Signature of
Ir Bavaria railway carriages are dis­
infected at the end of every journey.
T h e Y outhful I d e a .
“Pop, are lawyers always bad-tem­
pered?”
“Of course not, my son. What made
you think so?”
“Why, the papers are always telling
about their cross-examinations.”_Bal­
timore American.
M u c h In E v id e n c e .
Mr. Willjams (exhibiting It to visitor)
—I've had this old meerschaum pipe forty
years, and I think a great deal of it.
Mrg. Wllljams—And I can’t think of
anything else for twenty-four hours after
ha has smoked it in the house.
f |T O SI. Vitus' Dance a n a all Nervous Diseases
I I I 0 perm anently cured by Dr. R im e’s Urea»
J-erve Restorer. Mend fur F R E K |2 trial bottle and
treatise. Dr. R IL K Itn r.L d . «31 Arch SU. Phils.,Pa.
Im ita tio n .
Evs—Yes, when he proposed he
spoke In sugared words. But I found
out afterward they were not real.
Edna—Perhaps they were only glu­
cose words, dear.
In Holland an unmarried woman In­
variably walks on the right side of her
escort, while a married one takes her
husband's left arm.
Malta is the most thickly populated
island in the world. It has 1,300 people
to the square mile. Barbadoea has 1,054
people to the square mile.
Mothers will And Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing
Byrup the best remedy to use lot Ihetr children
during the teething period.
C onseq u en ce
of a
R ash
A c t.
“Our wife,” wrote the editor of the
Spiketown Bliiiard, “is tick from over­
work. While gho wae enooping around
our aanctum yesterday morning the found
the office towel and inaieted on taking it
home and washing it. Suck a thing
never happened before, and with the help
of the Lord it shall never happen again !”
C lu m s y E x p la n a tio n .
"I’ll never speak to you again, Jack
Harkalong! You're a deceitful wretch.
Toil told a friend of mine you saw ms
with my new hat on at church last Sun­
day morning, and that I was s sight!"
"The spiteful thing! Dear, I said you
were a sight for sore eyes.”
Do
you know
the secret of
the Wave
. Circle?
S-nd
fov K C
right a-
way. I t ’s
purer and
more efficient
than any Bak-
ling Powder that
costs three times
as much.
$100 Reward, $100.
Wonderful!
D on’t delay |
another
day!
THE KING OF
BLOOD PURIFIERS
PUTNAM
FAD ELESS
MAKE E V ER Y DAY
COUNT-
O verdone.
Visitor—You seem to have a hat clean-
Ing establishment In every block in this
town. What’s the uss of that?
Resident—No use at all. Frequently
•t* are ab o u t 350 volcanoes on thia
T h ro u g h o u t th e wor.'.^\ * l° d it^ y from you can walk two blocks before yoi. need
to have your hat cleaned a g a in .— Chicago (
k t have had eruptions in modern ®f p eop le gam eir it. .
Tribune.
“
i the sea.
J
T h en
used not
b* a cold
room In 1 h*
house if you own
. PERFECTION OH
Heater. This i* xn ml
heater that give* .»tirfactioo
wherever uwd. Prod«*, to t« “
Wa, without amok« or sm*U tocause d S
eouinced with tmokelew device no trouble.
-
Mea
r
,
T i e r Easily carried around from ro«n
^
Y ^ no, turn the wick too b«h
u a Ump. Tb<
F E C T IO N Oil Healer
(E qu ip ped w ith Smokeless D evice.)
1 pmament to the home. It ia made m two Imuhes
»»Pan. Bras, oil fount beautifully t.'”b^
irrant/d.
“V of oji ln<J fcurnt 9 hours. ^ViiccTnOI Oil Heater-
to be satisfied with anything but a PERFECT . I<#, writ*
* u nnot get Heater or information from you
tow agency for descriptive circular.
T*1 household we. Gives a dear.juady
1
^j**w improved burner.
d plated. E very lam p warranted. Suitabl« tor
S mom or parlor. If not at your dealer’, write to near-
a v a a s n a p p O IL C O M P A C T . _
:r *
fr?
l i'I
DYES
/
/
]
1
,
/
no matter how
bad the weather
vj You cannot
afford to be
without a
TO W ERS
r f WATERPROOF
r \ OILED SUIT
n . , 0 R SLICKER
t /I When you buy
» / 1 look fbr the
l SIGN OF THE FISH
\l
njroij
Iti ■
1 t 'K K A M H K P A H A T O H H — We *tiara-.t*M* the U. H.
Separator to b« the best. W r it « tor ir «« catalog.
Hazelwood Co., Fifth and Oak.
|
il
! P IA N O S A. O K O A N H — M a n y fine Instrum ents ra-
! vs-rtto us account sickness or rem oval of ifuyor
! W r it « for description of p anos now on hand.
, terms, etc. W rite today.
Oilbert Co., Portland
* n
muue T eam
Banking by Mail B O R A X
W E PAY
A WOMAN'S KIDNEYS.
Women have bo mnch to do, bo many
pains to suffer, so many critical periods
M a r k T w a i n ' s » A d .*»
to go through, that ii is im portant to
In his early H artford days Mark
keep the kidneys well
and avoid the back­ Twain took an active Interest in base­
ache, bearing dow n. ball In common w ith most of his fel­
pain, headaches, diz- low citizens. While attending an ex­
zinees, languor and) citing game be lost a gold-headed um­
other common eigne brella, which be advertised for in the
of weak kidneys. Mrs. local papers somewhat after this fash­
Charles E. Smith, o<, ion :
IN T E R E S T
“Lost—$10 rew ard ; a gold-headed
22 Boyden St., Woon-1
On savings deposits of a dollar
socket, R. I., says: umbrella was lost by the undersigned
or m ore, com pounded twice
k
i a
“ My kidneys w e r e on the grandstand a t the baseball
every year. I t is ju st as easy
weak from childhood, and for eight or ground on Saturday, I t was probably
to o->en a Savings Account w ith
ten years past my sufferings were te rri­ stolen from him while he w as en­
ns by Mail as if yon lived n e x t
gaged
In
cheering
the
H
artfords
for
door. Send for our free book­
ble. My back was very p*mfnl
1
let, “ B anking by M ail,” and
had many annoying symptoms beeidee. th eir victory over the Providence nine
learn full p articulars. Address
When I began taking Doan • Kidney —presumably stolen by a red headed,
Pills I weighed only 120. Today I freckled-faced boy about 12 years old.
weigh 166, and am in better health For the body of the boy and the um­
than for years. Doan’s Kidney P ills brella delivered a t my houae on F arm ­
have been my only kidney medicine ington avenue $10 will be paid. For
during fonr years past;
They bring the body of the boy or the umbrella
me out of every attack.
separately $5 for either. For the boy
Sold by all dealers. 60 cents a box. alive, nothing under any circum ­
P o r tla n d , O re g o n
Foater-Milbnrn Co.t Buffalo, N. Y.
stance*.”
This advertisem ent was
S ix th an d W a s h in g to n Sts.
signed with bis full name and address.
A n r fh fn *
• Jok#*
-These alleged jokes about the sum-
mer girl who gets engaged Juat for
L . ” remarked the eed-eyed
as he let a comic weekly fall to the
S T IF F N E S S , S T IT C H E S , L A M E N E S S , C R A M P .
“o o r o f t h . c . r . ’’m . k e m e ^ . l w e , ^
T W IS T S AND T W IT C H E S , A L L D E O A M P W H EN
“W bafa the answer?” queried the
YOU A P P LY
hardware drummer.
-I met that kind of a g lr lla a t snm-
mer,” explained the
l
-and thinking the Joke compilers knew
their buslne*. I «»* »"gaged to her
"Well?” said the b. d-. aa the other
pa need to light bla pip»-
TH E
P -B ut Instead of acting
^
P R IC E
a
continued he of the
O L D -M O N K - C U B E
S 3 A N D SO C E N T S
th!i
-she jumped the hurdle and
aad op tl« . 1 3
g * la*v«e .
married me at**«
,
began to turn."
-T ic
- ..¿i. --.Ä
h
CLASSIFIEDADVERTISING
GASOLENE FNGINFS
T b s lla f lt n r .e o f T h la g a .
Jaques Mfg. Co.
Chicago
t
P U R E L Y VE GE TABL E
“Everything you buy is adulterated
nowadays," grumbled old Pssslm, “except
the stuff they put in cannon crackers and
other infernal machines. That gsta
stronger every year."________
A ll grocers
SPECIFIC,
No other remedy has given such perfect satisfaction as a
t h e g r e a t
blood purifier and tonic or is so reliable in the cure of blood dis­
BLOOD PURIFIER.
eases of every character as S. S. S. It is known as “ The
King of Blood Purifiers,” and the secret of its success and
its right to this title is because " I T C U R E S D IS EA S E
It is an honest medicine, made entirely of purifying, healing
roots, herbs and barks, which are acknowledged to be specifics for
diseases arising from an impure or poisoned condition of the blood C. W. f
and possessing tonic properties that act gently and admirably in the up-building of a run­
down, weakened or disordered condition of the system.
One of the greatest points in favor of S. S. S. is that it is the only blood remedy on the
market which does not contain a mineral ingredient of some kind to derange or damage the
system. It is the one medicine that can be taken with absolute safety by the youngest child
or the oldest member of the family, and persons who have allowed their systems to get in
such condition that most medicines are repulsive to the stomach will find that S. S. S.,
while thorough, is gentle and pleasant in its action, and has none of the nauseating effects
of the different mineral mixtures and concoctions offered as blood purifiers.
As every part of the body is dependent on the blood for nourishment and strength, it is
necessary that this vital fluid be kept free from germs and poisons. So long as it remains
uncontaminated we ate fortified against dis­
ease, and health is assured : but any impurity.
G entlem en:—S. 8. S. is u sed as a fam ily m edicine in o n r
____ _____ •
. • .
.
, ;
home. I m yself have ta k e n an d a lw a y s found it w h a t it is
Humor OT poison acts injuriously on tile sys- claim ed to be. It th o ro u g h ly clea n ses th e sy stem o f im -
tem and affects tile general health. Pus- p u rities. Increases the a p p e tite . Im proves th e d ig estio n ,
_ __ . •
•
,
.
-
an d builds up the g e n e ra l h e a lth . I have g iv en it to m y
tlllar eruptions, pimples, rashes and the ohikdren w ith fine results. I t p ro m p tly re s to re s th e appe-»
different skin affections show that the blood i1,*® and cl#ars th« Bk‘n of all e ru p tio n s, i t is a very an*
• •
r
• t
, j-
,
....
blood tonic and has my h e a rty en d o rsem en t.
is in a teverish and diseased condition as a
134 s. oth at., L ebanon, Pa.
p. H. T hompson .
result of too much acid or the presence of
some irritating humor. Sores and Ulcers are the result of morbid, unhealthy matter in the
blood, and Rheumatism, Catarrh, Scrofula, Contagious Blood Poison etc., are all deep-seated
blood disorders that continue to grow worse as long as the poison remains.
But all blood diseases are not acquired; some persons are born with an hereditary taint
in the blood and we see this great affliction manifested in many ways. The skin has a
waxy, pallid appearance, the eyes are often weak, glands of the neck enlarged, and as the
taint has been in the blood since birth the entire health is usually affected.
In all blood troubles S. S. S. has proved itself a perfect remedy and lias well earned the
title of “ K IN G O F BLOOD P U R IF IE R S .” It goes down into the circulation and removes
all poisons, humors, waste or foreign matter, and makes this stream of life pure and health-
sustaining. Nothing reaches inherited blood
troubles like S. S. S.; it removes every particle
of the taint, purifies and strengthens the weak,
deteriorated blood, and supplies it with the
healthful properties it needs and establishes the
I foundation for good health.
As a tonic this
" great medicine has no equal, and it will be found
especially bracing to weak, anaemic persons.
Rheumatism, Catarrh, Sores and Ulcers, Skin
Diseases, Scrofula, Contagious Blood Poison and all other blood troubles are cured perma­
nently by S. S. S., and so thorough is the cleansing of the blood that no trace of the dis­
ease is left to break out in future years or to be transmitted to offspring. If you are in
need of a blood purifier get “ T H E K IN G ” of them all, S. S. S.— and good results are
assured. Book on the blood and any medical advice desired furnished without charge to
till wlio write
T H E S W IF T S P E C IF IC C O M P A N Y . A T L A N T A , G A .
T he readers ot th is paper will be pleased tc
learn th a t there Is a t le a st on e dreaded d isease
O n e 10c p ackage co lo rs silk, w o o l and c otton e q u a lly w e ll and la
th at scie n c e h as been a b le to cu re In a ll Its C olor m ore good s b rig h te r and fa s te r colo rs th a n a ny o th e r d ye.
Ask d e a le r, o r w e w ill send post p aid a t 1 0 c I p ackag e.
W rite f o r fre e b o o k le t how to dye*
it ages, and th a t Is Catarrh. H a ll’s Catarrh guaranteed to give perfect results.
bleach
and
m
ix
c
olo
rs.
M
O
N
R
O
E
D
R
U
G
C
O
.,
U
n
io
n
ville,
M
issouri.
Cure is th e o n ly p o sitiv e cure k n ow n to the
m ed ical fraternity. Catarrh b ein g a con stitu -
tinnal d isea se, requires a c o n stitu tio n a l treat-
m ent. H a ll's Catarrh Cure is taken in te r n a lly ,
8 to 4 h o rse­
actin g a d ir
ire
upon
e blood , a . n d .“ m ucous
acting
e c ctly
tiy __
ujwu th
“ I tl\fl
k *,
a
puV.r ileetniVinif
lu rtaces o f r .1.
th e sy
stem , th
thereby
d estro y in g the
power fu lly w a rra n ted , 1125. A ll sizes and
lo u n d a tio n of th e disease, and g iv in g jn a pa­ sty les a t lo w est prices. W rit« for ca ta lo g .
tient stren g th by b u ild in g up the co n stitu tio n
Portland Trade Directory
and a ssistin g n ature in d o in g its w o r e , rn e
REIERSON MACHINERY COM PANY
proprietors have so m uch faith in
P o rtla n d . O re g o n .
N am es and A d dre sse s in C o rtlan d of R e p re ­
powers th a t th ey oiler One H undred D ollar!
sentative Business Firm a.
for a n y case th at It fail* to cure. S en d for Hat
’ Ad*dr5?“U1F. J. CHENET A CO., Toledo, O.
fci da l V . W ^ a » t U b m * .
25 oz. for 25 c.
S W IF T ’S
Will do more Cleaning, more Shining,
do it Better, with lest Labor and W ear
on the Hands than any other article coat­
ing Double its Price.
AH dealer*. Full size pAckace Borax A Itora*
Soap; 32-pace hook let and souvenir picture 7*14 Irv
10 ci'lffT* free for 10 cent* and dealer'»* nunc*. PA*
CIFIC CO AMT H o lt A X CO., Oakland » al.
Y/. L. D O U C LA S
• 3 .5 0 4 * 3 .0 0 S h o e s
O
CST IN THE W
O
RLD
W.LDouglas $4 Gilt Edge \my
03 inollie equalled atari) price.
To Shoe Or alert:
W. L IkMiifrias* Job­
bing I louse Is (he most
complete ln I Ids country
Sem i fo r Catalog
O regon T ru st 8c
S a v in g s B a n k
ST.
JACOBS
OIL
■HOES POR EVERYBODY AT ALL PRIcfel
M en 's ■hoof. * 5 to f l 5 0 . p p y ’ Bhoom. $3
to $1.86. W om en ’s ih<xea. M OO to i l JK>.
Miss--«' 41 C hildren’s Shoes. * 3 35 to 1 1 .00
Try
W . L . D o n g ls a
W om e n ** » M l » w «
m id
C h i l d r e n s s h o e s ; f o r s ty le , fit a n d w e a r
t h e y eg e e l o t h e r m a k e « .
II I could tak e you Into m y la rg s
factories *t B rockton, M an*..and «how
you how carefully W.L. D ouglas s h o e s
a re m ade, you w ould th e n u n d e rs ta n d
w hy th e y hold th e ir sh ap e, fit b e tte r ,
w ear longer, and are of g re a te r valu«
th an any o th e r m ake
W b a r t v f f y o u llv s . y ou cu n
W . L_
D m ,.l a . .h o » »
H I . n a w . and prtca la a la m p ad
on tha bottom , w tilcb protacta y w a c a la a t htpla
p r i e and Interior ahoea. T a t t o n o i . S r l l .
fo to
A sk y o o r daolar tor W . L . D o u g la . shoae
and In a l.t upon b a v in * t b r m .
F a it C ilrtr C u l l it i u n d ; I I I » , udii not muar »niiip
W r i t . lo r n io a tr a ta .l C a ta lo g o l P o ll t t y t a a .
SV. L. DOUGLAS. D opt. I J , H ro c k to n . Maas»
F . BL U.
V I-H E X
Tf
N o. 4 J
w r it in g to a d . o r t i a o ra o la
m o n ito « ta to p a p a r .
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