tíjg Á j F R A I S E D . There W u an Old W o m a n , E té. I i _ ... A 8t°u t little E ast ----- woman —...... on a an u r.u cc nashmgtou street car looked around anxiously for seats fo r the children who were with her. T w o o f the older g.rls had babies iu their arms, accord­ People I t was long ago d isco ver«! that tb . ing to the Indianapolis Star. n atural color o f ,)Ure water Is blue and ou the ear did not know whether it w as au orphans’ home picnic or a Sun­ found T 6' T b e BreeU and yellovv « n w day school convention. s û i . Trem endous quantities o f coal w ill be reauired tn »1 . . 141 L u s lts n l«-. ' tlle turblne c a t« h The shiP '« lndi- ta ted horse power is (15.000, which will I mean a consumption o f not less than y'.. rf its < mef Joys, a square meal, says the M -dLal journ al. And It Is not quite true tl at Instinct rises superior to theory aud that after all people eat what is good fo r them. Readers and thinaers are deeply Influenced by chemical sym tcls and It is not rare for a pallid uysiwp- t,c o f therculosls tendencies to endeavor to practice the economies o f metaooilsm ingeniously set forth by some o f the physiological chemists. It Ik high time somebody raised a voice In protest, for surely no people stand In so little net o f this counsel as do ours. Our bus­ tling population requires a good deal of nutriment and Is suffering from lack "Stand up, children,” commanded the little woman. She was Imperious in her command, and immediately a fte r her order to stand up they all arose to their fe e t Counting them one by one. she pres­ ently came to a little boy o f about 8 years old, and, pointing her finger at him, she s a id : “ Sammy, I thought you stayed at home with the rest o f the children. She W m . A W est End avenue man undertook to meet his unknown girl cousin at the station on Tuesday. lie approached a young woman in blue and ask ed : “ A re you Miss Blake?” “ N o," said the young woman, “ I am not.” “ I hope you w ill excuse me.” he ex­ plained. “ I am here to meet a Miss Blake. She is my cousin. I have never seen her. My sister K ate is the only member o f our fam ily who knows her. and she couldn’t come. She told me 1 would know Jennie because she is so pretty. ‘Just pick out the prettiest girl In the station and you'll be sure to strike Jennie,' she said.” The young woman blushed, the young man sighed. " I don’t know who to ask next,” he said. "T h ere doesn't seem to be any body else in the whole shooting match that comes up to the description. 1 guess Jennie didn't come." A tall girl in brown sat beside the girl In blue. She got up and glared at ihe young man. “ She did," said the girl in brown. “ Oh. Lord," said he. “ are you------” “ I am," said the girl in brown. And o f course nobody could expect a girl to be friends with a man a fte r that.— New York Sun. T r o u b le . of s C lu b . RH EUM A T ÍS M A L M O S T A S CO M M O N IN SU M M E R A S IN W IN T E R . iR k lt W hile the damp, cold, changing weather of r«r< jO W inter intensifies the pains and other disagreeable symptoms of Rheumatism, it is by no means a winter disease exclusively. Through the long months of Summer its wandering pains and twitch­ ing nerves are felt by those in whose blood the uric acid, which produces the disease, has accumulated. i Rheumatism is a disease that involves the en­ tire system. Its primary cause results from the failure of the eliminative organs, the Liver, K id­ neys and Bowels, to Carry out of the system the urea, or natural refuse matter. This coming in contact with the different acids of the body forms uric acid which is taken up and absorbed by the blood. This acid causes fermentation of the blood, making it sour aud unfit for properly nourishing L a s t S u m m er I h a d a s e v e r e a tta o k o f In fla m m a ­ the body, and as this vital stream goes to every to r y R h e u m a tis m in th e k n ees, fro m w h io h I w a s to le a v e m y ro o m fo r s e v e r a l m onths. I nook and corner of the body, the poison is distrib­ u w n a a s ble tr e a te d b y t w o d o c to rs an d a ls o tr ie d d iffe r ­ uted to all parts. T h e nervous system weakens en t k in d s o f lin im e n ts an d m e d ic in e s w h ic h s e e m e d to r e lie v e m e fro m p a in fo r a w h ile , b u t a t from lack of rich, pure blood, the skin becomes fe­ th e s a m e tim e I w a s n ot an y n e a r e r g e t t in g w e ll. verish and swollen, the stomach and digestion are O n e d a y w h ile r e a d in g a p a p e r I s a w an a d v e r ­ e m e n t o f 8. S. S. to r R h e u m a tis m . I d e c id e d affected, the appetite fails and a general diseased tis to g iv e it a tr ia l, w h io h I d id a t on ce. A f t e r I h a d condition of the entire system is the result. ta k e n th re e b o ttle s I fe lt a g r e a t d e a l b e tte r, an d tln u ed to ta k e it r e g u la r ly u n til I w a s en­ Not only is Rheumatism the most painful of I t ir o e on ly cu red. I n o w fe e l b e tte r th an I h a v e f o r all diseases, with its swollen, stiff joints, throbbing y e a rs . C H A S . E . U IL D E R S L E E V E . 613 32nd S tre o t, N e w p o r t N e w s , V a . muscles and stinging nerves, but it is a formidable and dangerous trouble. I f the uric acid is allowed to remain in the blood, and the disease becomes chronic, chalky deposits form at the joints, aud they are rendered immovable and. stiff, and the patient left a helpless cripple for life. Every day the poison remains in the system the disease gets a firmer hold. T h e best time to get rid of Rheumatism is in warm weather; because then the blood takes on new life and the skin is more active and can better assist in the elimination of the poisons. W ith the proper remedy to force the acid out of the blood, and at the same time build up and strengten the Liver, Kidneys, Bowels and other organs of the bod}', Rheumatism cun be per­ manently cured. External applications relieve the pain and temporarily reduce the inflam­ mation, and for this reason are desirable, but they cannot lia\e any effect on the disease. The blood is poisoned and the blood must be treated before a cure can be effected. S. S. S., a remedy made from roots, herbs and barks, is the best treatment for Rheuma­ tism. It goes into the blood and attacks the disease at its head, and by neutralizing the acid and driving it out, and building up the sour blood so it can supply nourishment and strength to every part of the body, it cures Rheumatism permanently. S. S. S. is the only safe cure for the disease; being purely vegetable, it will not injure the system in the least, as do those medicines which contain Potash or some other mineral ingredient. S. S. S. tones up every part of the body by its fine tonic properties. W h ile cleansing the blood of all poisons it builds up the appetite and digestion, soothes the excited nerves, re- duces all inflammation, relieves pain and completely cures Rheumatism in every form— Muscular, Inflamma- rNft. tory, Articular or Sciatic. I f you are worried with the nagging pains of Rheumatism, do not wait for it to be­ come chronic, but begin the use of S. S. S. and purge the blood of every particle of the poison. W rite for our book on Rheumatism, aud ask our physicians for any advice you wish. W e make no charge for either. “ Ottr guide in Jerusalem, U riel,” says the author o f " A I-evantine Log Book." “ belonged to a club, and with great pride he took us to the elub-room and showed us about. ‘ W e are all very pride o f our club.' he explained, ‘ hut It has many difficulties.’ “ ‘W hat are they?’ “ ‘The principal difficulty,' said Uriel, severely, ‘ is that much o f the members refuse to fill the offices at the club, aud N o t P e r s o n a lly C o n c e rn e d . H E A V E S C U R E D ! tS S n S T ^ S k “ W aiter,” asked the man at the table i when they do fill them they refuse to I troubles. Cures Heaves. in the corner near the door, "w h at are j Couchs, Distemper and perform their performances.’ Indigestion. Veterinari- | ana use and recommend • ‘ I don't understand,' said the tra v ­ these biscuits made o f?” “ They look, sir,” said the austere, digni­ P R U S S IA N eler. “To perform----- ’ HEAVE POW DERS fied waiter, “ as if they were made of • ‘T o transact their acts.’ explained D r u w i l l g e l them. Portland cement, but 1 have no positive Price 50c at dealer. 60c by Uriel. “To make their duties.’ mail. Bend for Fro# book. knowledge. I have nothing to do with ’“ Ah. yes I’ Interrupted the traveler. the modus operandi of the cook room. P R U S S IA N P H M E D Y CO.. S T. P A U L , M IN N •You mean, to do their doings.’ Shall 1 change them, air?” CHAS. H. LILLY CO., Seattle and Portland. WholeaaleAcfc “ ‘ E xactly,’ agreed Uriel, with gratl Rt. V Hilft’ Duner and all Nervous Dlm-a*#“ t H R D A I S Y R I . Y K I I . I F. 1C defttrojr# nil th** hide. ‘T h ey refuse to do their doings.’ ’ permanently currd by Dr. Klin#’ # (»rent Mr* and affords >«*rV« Restorer, send for F R E K f 2 trini botti* nnd com it ri loevery T W of th e D eep. Suddenly there was a wild shriek. The passengers on the lower deek caught a momentary glimpse of a dark object falling swiftly from above. They rushed to the side of the boat and gazej in horror at a woman’s hat bobbing up and down on the rapidly receding waves. It was all they could see. Where was the woman? Up on the hurricane deck of the steam­ er, bare headed, and wringing her hands in despair. It was her only traveling hat. and had cost her $2.98. ___________ In h e r it e d . C o a id P rove an A lib i. fM lsmr t sr s£ iu & - - "z\ Pale , Thin, ire ,be Nervous ? »•«dn’t do ■ » it. Buggies. I ' TI O a * K in d . « ■ « « ■ « - « < " * '• easily dl-sis permissible to the rb -u- over foodstuffs pe over “’• “V d ^ r U " « that . » * the » ,tta p r> — Miss Badger, what do you carbohydrates I T " * » ' ! by "the privileged classes?” L r * ~ Th* boU nT classes. They can a crying “ 1 11 ths woods ones in a whils. fesslon rW,lb tlon and * » cb^ I a U n d o u b te d ly . nutrition In b£ L lrU—They **T t b i t crape on ths F 1* unlucky. Do you believe It? | ^ * * * - It certainly la— i f you are | *®bJ*ct of the decoration. I » J * ' 1* »»c e n e ra te D a r«. ths way, wbat is "tétenos * —Immatura patriotism, It Tribune. esmsensu. of con v.o on tb« basic facts o f h and disease before ^ venia | superrtl- t t e y » tt#ck rdltlt* o f « much beset tlons and • ‘* “ rdl ^ h r e n . sbsll we la lty . First tt o t „ iB our not cast out tbe »«■ ow n eye?----- — ITT I T .n the old-fash jr u s r K you got a117 * - u- Then your blood must be in a very bad condition. You certainly know what to take, then take it - A y e r ’s Sarsa­ parilla. If you doubt, then consult your doctor. Wekno?v what he will say about this grand old family medicine. Sold for over 60 years m s t. tb. w uk “ Ar* jo*T V 'X T 'Z Z bESt b ^ iäuüm ,fö°jZZSZ£rT’tu~' , h_ tb *t dally ttollT Mction of tb# - « •w s r a A ro ar Mw#r metkrm CASTOR IA nut T M *. flh-ftare trou b le­ M A K E N O M IS T A K E f o r Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought ^ÍHBRAS® : O IL E D C w ill L O g iv T e H y o I u N com- G conv B ears th e S ig n a ta re o f N a i a re *# z plete p ro tec tio n an d lo n g s e r v ic e Y o u c a n ’t a f f o r d to buy a n y o th e r P ro p h e ts . Th? katydid had be?n initiating that th?r? would be frost within nix w??ka. “ I ’ ve no faith in your long distane? weather for*f-asts,” «aid the tree toad, “ but I ’m willing to bet there will be rain inaide o f forty-right hours.” Whereupon the rival weather bureaus resumed their noisy predictions. fa ces ot th e system . P rice 75c. per botila. ■old by a ll D ru ggists. T e s tim o n ia ls fr e t. H a ll's F a m ily r i l l s■ a re th e best. III# O n ly E v ery g a r m e n t g u a ra n te e d The best dealers sell il I Pt ; t : rJS ■ ü f Tir F >ar. r .A ^ n i TN F F N r ilN F S • . . UNVJI!NC3 > to 4 korrn W. L. D O U G L A S * 3 . 5 0 & * 3 .0 0 S h o e s B E S T IN T H E W O R L D W .L.Ot'uglas$ 4 Gill Edge line, can.iotbeequalledatanyprice. T<> ¡iho* Qtaltrt ¡ 1 SHOES F0& KVZBYBODY AT ALL PBICll M -n a Bho*#. 0 0 to |1 5 0 . & Y * § * 0 1 * 9 3 to $1.35. W o m *n ’a Bho*«, M OO to 1 1 .6 0 . M i i «<‘S' $1 Child!*#!«'# Bho##, $ 3 35 to $ 1 .0 0 . T r y W . I*. I> at low##t pncd#. W rit# for ra ta lo g . p u . S u s a o h o a .'SH— Many to«tr#m *nt* r s R f IE R SO N M A C H IN E R Y C O M P A N Y Pertleeg. Oregea. P O R I I AND. OREGON. BORAX Portland Trad« Directory O A M / L L n iL WO CHINESE MEDICINE CO 162 1 Tirsi Si., S. f . Cor. M orrison MULETEAN CLASSIFIEDADVERTISING Fpgardson— What impr*aaed yon moat during your trip abroad? Atom — The touebea I got everywhere I went, of courte. T h ft w o n d erfu l » hi- »•H# D octor I ft cM ilid great h fc a t i« « lie corn-* pet.pie w ith o u t opera lion ihut n r« n!\«m tip to die. H # cures w ill» those w o n d erfu l Clii- n »a* herbs, toots, liiitlx, harks am i v e « e i ahles lhat a te e n tire ly un­ k n ow n lo m edical sci­ ence In this cou n try. T h ro u g h ih# us* o f thoe* harmlcwa rem edlen I hi- I m iiiouh d o cto r k n o w * the action o f over.TOO d .fn r e n t r#inedl#ft which he aiicceMSfully un#s In d iffe re n t dls— #a. He KU.trniiK e-s lo t lire c u a rrlu ant lim a, lung, ihroat, rhcuniailftiii, nervou sness, stom ach , liv e r ; k d- n >ft, e tc .; hat h u n dred* of t« # lim on lals. Charge*» m oderate, t all and ft** him. t* .tle n i* out of (h e c ity w r it* lor h lan kr and circulars, bcud stam p. I 'u N a l.'l.T A i l U N FKlClik Sis W r ite tnr l l l u . t r . le t C a ta log n i Fen Stjrtoe. W . L. DOLIOLAS, Degl. | J , Krackten. Masen P . N. U. N*. 19 M I n j n p f f w r itte n to W t.e r tle e r s p le e e * | I |t m e e tlu a th te p a p e r . » n i. i»e*y u u w r iis , f e u s « ■ jè çïly M Dr. C. Gee Wo «dress THE C. 6EE m m m t« \V. |„ iMMItflaS’ Jotv bln * House Is the most com plet* In this country For B aby’s Bath; for B aby’ s Clothes: fo r an E ye W ash, Mouth W ash, S terilizin g the Bottle, W ash ing Napkins. A B SO LU TE LY PURE • o f A j a r 'i Wto. f home In dining mom, nleeping room n n d all (•lilt placen w h e r e Scott (w ith bill o f f a r e ) — Chicken som e. C l e a n , neat and w ill soup, a-u-p-e. H ow Is th at fo r spell­ not aoil or In- ture a n y th in g . ing? M ott Slip? ÌB right. I h? CblokfD nnd you will never he without ihem. Ì f not kepi hv doesn’ t take any part In It to apeak of. 14M D e k a lb a v pr* 5ld '-°k .H“ e ., p lir o o k ly n . » . rol<' — Boston Tran scrip t. _____ ________________________________________ J d nere here ■» U better cooked ••Vincent talks a great deal.” story “ ttrlb u ted to Dr. Rice neea .........— - , . Wnglleld. apropos o f the recent ' f lt_ Back came the report by mall, duly or iu rather than w — tbe diet of t.-tis in? of railroad men and th eir law- ‘ now captivate • - our —- — nervo'U " « ' m •■oun- cotm- signed, but with this written In red that H o w ’ s T h is ? to find out w hat the new rate law Ink under the com m ent: W e o ffe r On# H u n d red D o lla r « R ew a rd for “ You ought to hear bis mother.” means. Dr. Rice, it seems, used a n y case o f < s t .r r h th a t c a n n o t be cu red by of a young M eth o d ist who went Hairs C atarrh Cure. F.” j. CHKNF.Y A CO , Prop«., Toledo, O. from W ilbrah am A cadem y to ■— * , *-— * W e, the u n d • erelg ned h e r « kn k n ow n “ F. J. C h en ey lo r the la it 15 ye a r«, and h e lle re h im big trial sermon. p e r le c tly h o n ora b le in a ll business transao- r 'n t was your te x t? ” he w as asked tiouft and fln a n r ia lly a b le to ca rry o u t a n y ob- lig a tio n s m a d e by th e ir tlrm. Tb° ^ b y th e P ^ i a t r u t as uuw.Kite _ !■* came back. w V tfhole.ale D ru ggist*, T o led o . O. * it A - Tec c s a x x . , w r ------------ IT®0* shall ye escape I f y e neglect w ________ aldi . wo. hiKNA.w K ikns A M s a v in , W h o lesa le Drug­ gists, iati, Toledo. T o le d o , O. ™ Ff*t a salvation?” H a il s C a ta rrh Cure is taken In t e r n a li,, act­ in g d ir e c t ly upon the blood and m ucous sur­ iood text— how d id you handle upon It; * ‘J11® “ °k Panj paeon, which I showed ’em how gre a t this D r’ os of our national greatness, keystone* ®^ d lg e M e _ t b l I *tlon Is. then I show ed ’em how to « If they neglected i t ” ET than health being our chosen rST utter confusion and disagree- O vereon II d eu ce. re a lm -u tte r ^ forinuias 0f dn.- *$B)eg —, can you do a little figuring "elab oration lead one to condemn **• I want to win a bet. I » youi r fj.lng . ^ g o u t another to pronounce * pen in w o r k in g o r d e r ? ” red meat in *• d,ly aM imllable and •!;g 1 FITS T raged y ■ & \ym TH E S W IF T SPECIFIC CO M PANY, A TLAN TA, G A . Vincent was altogether too garrulous In school to please his teachers. Such rather than repletion. punishments as the institution allowed At. a race possibly we have not uved to be inoted out were tried without any long enough In Am erica to be thorough­ apparent effect upon the hoy, until at ly acclimated. * * * « * * * ° last the head master decided to mention U,r effete populations o f Europe, bu the la d s faults upon his monthly re uo one who has seen them wou.u eve port. cal the European peoples effete, ru So the next report to his fath er had impression is Ineffaceable that what these w o rd s : s r iS f * S* J