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PRETTY 4 m il k m a id Is a W onderful Mediciné. nùtis P t-ru na •ïfc.V UK » MISS ANNIE HRNDREN. Lwiyii') i.....i»"1 ' ' "~r r ’ ji.rt Auuie tteuuruu, lio tn iju Web., writes: "I feel better than 1 h a re for over foar years. I have taken several bot- lie* of Perms and one bottle of Mana lie. "lean now do all of my work in the W fo , milk the cows, take care of the silk, and eo forth. I think Peruna is a most wonderful medicine. "I believe I would be in bed today if 1 tad not written to you for advice. Ibid taken all kinds of m edicine, but none did me any good. “Pemna has made me a well and hap- f, girl. I can never say too much ior Promt. ” .Not only women of rank and leisure praise Peruna, but the wholesome, use- i 111 women engaged in honest to il would not be without Dr. H artm an’s world renowned remedy. The doctor has prescribed it for many thousand women every year and he never fails to receive a m ultitude of letters like the above, thanking him lor hie advice, and especially for the vonderful benefits received from Pe- rua. M o n n le n r H yd e. "11. James Hyde,” says the Paris rijaro, "the exceedingly rich American »bo appertains to the most high society •I New York, comes from commanding it Paris a carriage electric. I t is to Preach industry th at M. Jam es ■jde ii addressed himself for to have to most comfortable, the most comruo- ious and the most elegant of the vehl- of the city.”—T ranslated by Ilar- tr'a Weeklv. Wasted E ffo rt. "It takes time, trouble and Infinite pa- of course, to be s goo’ Sunday idol teacher, but you have the satis- ttion of knowing that you a it helping ! mold the character of the rising gen- stion.” "Yes, but it makes me sad to think how ^ickly a year’s work is undone when apple time comes.” t e r r ib l e t o recall . r,,t Weeks in Bed With Intensely Painful Kidney T ro u ble, i Mrs. Mary Wagner, of 1367 Kossuth p i Bridgeport, Conn., says: “ I was so weakened and generally run down with kidney dis ease th at for a long tim e I could not do my work and was five weeks in bed. There was contin- * £•; ual bearing down "vf p ain ,terrib le back aches, headaches and at tim es dizzy spells when every thing was a blur ' me. The passages of the kidney .^on* were irregular and painful, *88 considerable sediment ^ don’t know what I would J J Debat (or Doan’s Kidney P ills. "hnWeaD ‘n’Provt'lnenf from the , snd five boxes brought a final iw unf" deal*rs. 50 cents a box. ai|burn Co., Buffalo, N. Y . . C u rl S c h n r s . *td er man of foreiKn birth ever such flue command of the Eng a g e or used it so felicitously. * bo objected strongly to his fit admired hie talen ts as a said: “i wish Mr. Scburz > i f Wr-ite 80 nel1; I could hate Bo.»’ In Carl Schurz vig. ^Mil p 10 m>lt® a ®Peech against n • Iiutler, who was running C r * Massachusetts. W hile ",, question of the resump- j Payments, an issue that ( »“wont at that time. Mr. - :k«t*T'1 inflat,on" t° a balloon -j 0. , d 0" rried the American ** feet. At th at time he l>n ° following expression, tnet t,le immense audience f» ow , m to 1U {e e t: “ W * have "et on »olid ground again | * DP°ae to keep them there.” . «•'«# T rn *. «t»yf n ■i1" '* extreme- ¡B itil'T * ''1 "hould say aol The - tb, ber abe was sailing i "* that , ar<Jon m e; why do _ T n" ‘"** expression? How *s T _ * * llin«” fi ° wn the street? "ilsVen t:1*y eno,,* h- 1 aaw —Tb« Catholic 8 t a n U ,fc. A NATIONAL EVIL. U p p ing Y n c le A lic e . y M o r a I .l k e I t . t Baron Takakl says four-fifths o f “ It is perfectly natural that ws should I “Graphter Is in financial straits, I ; Japanese boys are now studying hate the man who wants to do all the hear.” talking,” reflected Uncle Allen Sparks. | "D on’t believe It. I ’ll bet they're l glish, and that It will soon become language of Japan, aud later of “He prevents us from doing it all.” financial crookeds.” — Philadelphia world. Ledger. To Break In New Shoes. , * *he T®P- al i? ‘ltl\ r“Pldly beco,,1" • n»“ °n- *1 .v evil. It began with the ,g payment nf email gratuities to waiter, iu re au rants and hotels. In this form it w™ •n Importation from Europe. (if course, the waiter ought to serve the customer faithfully without being bribed to do the work which he had been hired to perform, but the custom bus grown to such an extent that un less one fees he is sure not to obtain good service. He submits. theref to the imposition, as the less of two evils. 'I he practice has spread to such an extent that the man who blacks your hoots, that helps you on with jo u r coat, that hands you your hat. that tells you the way, that brings you a glass of water, that shaves your face, or cuts your hair, expects a gratuity lii addition to the pay which he receives for performing his work. The tipping evil has gone higher up than this, and Is now beginning to spread Itself through all the depart ments of business and politics. It is the duty of the legislator to pass good laws, but he sometimes has to be tipped to do it. It is the duty of the police man to protect property from robbery but he often has to be tipped to do it! I f you want to sell a line of goods It is even necessary to tip the butler, the farm superintendent, the purehas! ing agent. Do you want a switch con nection or a prompt supply of cars from a railroad? It may be well to tip the railroad official with a gift of money or of stock. I t is about time to check this tip ping abuse. Let us stop it first high up, and work down to the bottom.— Wall Street Journal. tha En- tha tha) Always shake in Allen's Foot-Ease, a powder. T IT O Rt- 6 ' tu s' P e n c e an o all N ervons Pis- »i I t cures hot, sweating, aching, swollen ieet. Mothers will find Mr-. Winslow's 8oothlng I l I u p erm an en tly cu red by P r . K line’s U reas Cures corns. Ingrowing nails and bunions. At Syrup the best remedy to use lor their children -Nerve R esto rer. Send Sir K R K K trini battio and u e e lis e .P r .lt It. Kl. i . L d .tu i Arch St.. l'mU.,lNi. all druggists snd stioe stores, 26c. Pon't accept during the teething period. snvsubstitute Sample mailed FKEE. Address Allen S. Olmsted, Le Roy, N. Y. A n A p p re c ia tio n . S e rv e d It o a H e r , A n y w a y . “Have you ever seen Hamlet played r s u s l R e s u lt. Mistress (indisposed)— What is it you I ve half a mind to write a maga, wish to s a y to me. Bridget? I am too ill precisely aa you thought It should be?” On# day, just to try a new pisn. rlne sonnet.” “Go a h e a d - t h a f . ju st “No.” answered Mr. Stormington to sit up. The office weDi hunting the man; « h i t It takes.”—Cleveland Leader. "Is your business on a running basis ■ ' * should say so; I always run when I see a creditor coming.”— Prluce- ton Tiger. " It ’s never too late to mend.” argued the customer. “Oh. yes It Is.” answered the journeyman tailor, “this Is a union shop.’ —Puck. Lady I t s very changeable weather, Isn’t It. William? Koad Mender— Yes. that It Is. Miss. We don’t get a single duy alike.— Punch. Hrst night of unappreciated play.— He—Are we alone? Voice from the Gallery—No. guv’nor; but you will be to-morrow night.—Punch. le u reckon Br’er Thomas got Into Paradise?” “I can’t tell fer sartln. All I kin say Is—de mule kicked him ter de gate!”—Atlanta Constitution. Mr. Saphedde— I—aw—really cawn’t believe the things I eawn’t understand, don’t yon know. Miss Pert—What a terrible skeptic you must be.—Phila delphia itecord. What He Needed.—Mike— Are ye much hnrted, Pat? Do ye want a docthor? Pat—A doetbor, ye fule! After bein’ runned over by an automo- billy? What Oi want Is a lawyer! “Henry. I must have a new outfit, Oaly the Promt««. and I want to give you credit for gen A big sea turtle was sprawling around erosity.” “All right, my dear. If you in the tank in front of the restaurant. ean persuade any laxly to give It to me “Look, papa!” exclaimed the little boy. for anythUig else."—Baltimore Ameri “Let’s go in and have some real green can. turtle soup!” Teacher—How many commandments “Not yet, Geordie,” said the father. “Wait till some day when you see this nre there. Hally? Sally—Please, teach tank empty.” er. ten. Teacher—Suppose you were to break a commandment. (Impressive S id e L ig h t« on H isto ry . pause.) Sally—Then there’d be nine.— The Hessians at T*enton had surren Punch. dered. Perseverance.—"I think,” said the “Ah. well,” they said, “think how much more disastrous it might have been if we reporter, “that the public Yvould like to know how you managed to live to had had to make a hurried retreat!” Later, as if to verify their words, came such a great age." "By perseverance,” the Hessian fly. replied the centenarian. “I just kept on livin’.” B re d C o n te m p t. "This is the time of year,” said the Girl with the Gibson Girl Neck—Can’t you see something familisr in the face suburban citizen, “when I like to get of that man sitting on the opposite side out aud Jig up the ground.” “So do I,” answered Mr. Foozling. “That’s the of the car? Girl with the Julia Mariowe Dimple— reason I am trying to play golf.”— Yes; it’s his eyes. I wish he’d bs a little Washington Star. less familiar with them. Not Professional.—“All I have to say Is this: You're going out Into the S t a ts of O hio , C it y of T oucdo , i world. You’ll find the road rough. But L ucas C ounty , { * F rank J . C h e n e y m akes oath th a t he is strike out, my boy, strike out.” “Not sen io r p artn er of th e firm of F . J . C h en ey A Co., doing business in the City of Toledo, Coun If I can help It," replied the young man. ty and State aforesaid, and th a t said firm will I ’m going to be a baseball player.” pay th e sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for ea c h and every case of C atarrh th a t can n ot be Across the Garden Fence.—"No, Mr. cu red by th e use of H a ll ’ s C atarrh C u r e . Wilkes, I ain’t golu’ to keep fowls no FRANK J . CH EN EY. Sworn to before me and subscribed in my more. Don't pay. Why countin’ the presence, th is 6th day of December, A. P., 1886. malre I give 'em this winter, the eggs A. W. GLEASON, | sza l | Noury Public. — well, I don't git any, but If I did— they'd cost me ’arf a crown each!”— H all’s C atarrh Cure is taken in tern ally , and acts d irectly on the blood and mucous surfaces Punch. of th e system. Send f r testim onials, free. A Good Find.—"Albert, dear, while F . J . CH EN EY A CO., Toledo, O. looking through some of your old Sold by Druggists, 75c. H a ll’s Fam ily P ills are the best. clothes. I made such a lucky find that 1 ordered a neiv dress on the strength H i« R e p u t a t i o n . of It.” “What was It. dear?" “Half a Miss Medlcus (sister of the new vil dozen checks that had never been writ lage doctor)—Have you heard of Dr. ten on.” Medlcus about here? A Great Feat.—Jones (to Brown, who Native— Rather, mum! Do you sea has been relating Ills wonderful ndven- that hearse and carriages golu’ by over tures In Russia)—And I sup|>ose you there? That’s one of his funerals.— visited the great steppes of Russia? Harper’s Weekly.________ __ Brown— I should rather think so. And walked up every one of them on my U . n a l l l t t . h o f C o ld W » ( e r . Korun— l ’ve been nearly dead for sleet hands and knees. Try again!—Mrs. Nnwed— Here’s the during the last week. I could scarcely keep awake while I was writing that story bread I started to make to-day. Isn’t that was printed yesterday. It too annoying? Mr. Nuwed—Why, It Naggus— 1 ean easily believe il. It at-’ isn’t baked at all. Mrs. Nuwed— I feeted me the same way while I was read know It Isn’t ; that’s Just it. I put ing it—from aympathy, I suppose. plenty of baking powder In It, but the powder doesn't seem to have baked I t I .l f e - S a v ln f f S e r v ic e . "Drug stores sell lee cream, soda wa In perhaps no other country Is the ter. confectionery, and a lot of other life-saving service as proficient as In things that are not medicine.” said the the United States. man who complains. “That’s true.” an The sytem was first established In swered the pharmacist. "Rut most of 1871, and there are at present 2,7 them are likely to lead to the eonsmnp -1 life-saving stations supported by the tion of medicines.”—Washington Star. government. 192 of which are on the “Why, Willie, « b a t are you crying Atlantic coast, 68 on the Great Lakes. about?” ' “ ’Caure 1 don't get no Sat 16 on the Pacific coast, and one at tne urday holiday like the other children falls of the Ohio River near Louisville. ,1„P*. Boo-boo!" "But why don’t you There «ere only 365 disasters along got out of school on Saturday?” the coast, during the year ending June •• 'Cause I alnt' ok. enough to go to 30. 1905. and out of 4,089 persons in school yet. Boo-boo-hoo!"—Cleveland volved only twenty-seven were lost Leader. Parson Bagster (solemnly)—Does you. Claud Klnsabby, take dls yuh lady. Miss Gladys Poots, to be yo’ lawful wedded wife, for bettah snd for, wus>____ The Groom (uneasily and hazily)— Ub-cou'se I does. If I has to, 1 sah; but ain’t dar some way of takln". her kindab on an ave'age?—Puck. "That rich Mr. Spoouer Is the most provoking thing! He asked me If I was 33.” "And what did you say? ‘I There is one thing that wil! said. ’Mercy, no!’ And he said he cure i t — Ayer’s Hair Vigor. didn’t think any woman should marry It is a regular scalp-medicine. until she was 33." "Gracious! What did you do then?” "1 called after him It quickly destroys the germs that l was 33 my next birthday, but he w h ic h ca u se th is d isease. didn’t seem to bee- me.’’-Clevelan<l The unhealthy scalp becomes Plain Dealer. Cenerai "Phil" Sheridan was at o n e ! healthy. T h e dandruff disap time asked at what little Incident be laughed the most. ’’Well.” be said. "I pears, had to ¿¡sapp er- * healthy scalp means a great deal do not know.but I always laugh when I to y o u -h ea lth y hair, no dan think of the Irishman snd the army druff, no pimples, no eruptions. mule I was riding down the line one day when I saw an Irishman mounted T b e b . s t k m d o f s ^ t » 0^ - on 'a mule, which was kicking Its legs " Sold to r over sixty ------- rather freely. The mole finally got Ita hoof caught In tbs stirrup, when. In tba ¿xcttemenL rbe Irishman rem arked: y sabspuhaa . •Well, begorrab. If yon ra goln to get an. M l get off I’ " Domestic— Well, mum, ye can take no tice widout aittiu' up. I lave ys nixt Sath’rday, mum. But it hunted too high, For the man he was shy—• And it bagged the old boss if a clan. Barnes. “ I have often wished I might t>e a spectator at one of my own pep-: formanoes.”— Washington Star. Save the Babies. NFANT M O RTA LITY is something frightful. We can hardly realize that of all the children born in civilized countries, twentytwo per cent., or nearly one-quarter, die before they reach one y e a r; thirtyseven per cent., or more than one-third, befose they are five, and one-half before they are fifteen! We do not hesitate to say that a timely use of Castoria would save a ma jority of these precious lives. Neither do we hesitate to say that many of these infantile deaths are occasioned by the use of narcotic preparations. Drops, tinctures and soothing syrups sold for children’s complaints contain more or less opium, or morphine. They are, in considerable quantities, deadly poisons. In any quantity they stupefy, retard circulation and lead to congestions, sickness, death. Castoria operates exactly the reverse, but you must see that it bears the signature of Chas. H. Fletcher. Castoria causes the blood to circulate properly, opens the pores of the skin and allays fever. I Letters from Prom inent Physicians addressed to Chas. H. Fletcher. im .iiiiin iij.- i I AYcgetable Preparation for As similating üic FoodaittJ Regula ting lite Stomachs and Bowels of I n f a n t s /C h il d r e n Promotes Digestion.Cheerful ness and Rest.Contains neither Opium.Morphine nor Mineral N o t N a r c o t i c . (jtta p. or o ij frS A M in rrrcBLa Pumpkin ¿tlx Jenna * /TnA JU S Jti- A n ttt J s f d * H in » Seed - tlqnfUd Sugar . XStkryrmn Harm -ifperfcct Remedy for Cons Tlpa- tion. Sou r Stomach.Diarrhoea, Worms .Convulsions, Feverish n e s s and L o ss OF S leep . ii Dr. A. F . Peeler, of SL Louis, Mo., says: “ I have prescribed your C astoria . In many cases and have always found It an efficient and speedy rem edy." Dr. E . Down, o f Philadelphia, Pa., says: “ I have prescribed your Cas to ria In my practice fo r many years w ith great satisfactio n to m yself and benefit to my patients.” Dr. Edward P arrish , of Brooklyn, N. Y., says: ” 1 have used your Cas to ria in my own household with good results, and have advised several patients to use it for Its mild laxative effect and freedom from harm .” Dr. J . B. E llio tt, of New York City, says: “Having during the past six years prescribed your Castoria fo r in fan tile stom ach disorders, I most heartily commend Its use. The form ula contains nothing deleterious to the most delicate of children." Dr. C. G. Sprague, of Omaha, Neb., says: ‘T o u r Castoria Is an Ideal medicine fo r children, and I frequently prescribe It. W hile I do not advo cate the Indiscrim inate use of proprietary medicines, yet Castoria Is an exception fo r conditions which arise In the care of children.” Dr. J . A. P arker, of Kansas City, M o, says: “Your Castoria holds the esteem of the medical profession in a manner held by no other proprie tary preparation. I t Is a sure and reliable medicine for Infants and chil dren. In fact, It Is the universal household remedy for Infantile ailm ents.” Dr. H. F . M errill, of Augusta, Me., says: “Castoria Is one of the very finest and most rem arkable rem edlej for in fan ts and children. In my opinion your Castoria has saved thousands from an early grave. I can furnish hundreds of testim onials from th is locality as to Its efficiency and m erits.” Dr. Norman M. Geer, of Cleveland, Ohio, says: “ During the la s t twelve years I have frequently recommended your Castoria as one of the best preparations o f the kind, being safe In the hands of parents and very ef fective in relieving children's disorders, w hile the ease with which such a pleasant preparation can be adm inistered is a great advantage." G EN UIN E CASTORIA Tac Simile Signature of NKW ALW AYS Bears the Signature of YORK. At b in o n llis o ld J 5 D o s i s - J j C l NTS EXACT COPY OF W R A P P E R . The Kind Yon Have Always Bought In U s e Fo r O ver 3 0 Y e a rs. TNI OBNTAUR COMMNI, TT MUHHAV •TOUT. NtW YORK CITY- How Good Food may Turn to Poison O ECAY Is not digestion, you know, even when it takes place in the stomach. Food decayed in the body after being eaten is as dangerous to health as food decayed before being eaten. Food nourishes or poisonSj just accord ing to how long it remains in the Bowels undigested. Cascareis are the simplest and surest safeguard against Delayed Digestion yet discovered. • • • Sold in a thin Enamel Box, half as thick as your watch, which fits into the vest pocket or lady's purse as if it grew there. In this round-edged Enamel Box are found six small Candy Tablets. One of these toothsome tablets works wonders for digestion. Soon as placed In the mouth It starts the Saliva flowing, which at once gets to work dissolving it. The Saliva become* blended with the Candy Cascare! tablet, and from the moment they start going down your throat together they start working to gether. Now, what do they work at? Bowel- work, of course—Digestion. • • • Most of the Digestion occurs In the thirty (eet of Intestines (list connect with the Stomach. They are lined with a set of little mouths, that squeese Digestive Ju ices Into the Food eaten. The Digestive Ju ices thus mi* with the food. Just as Saliva mixes with Cas eare! tablets, dissolving and changing that food into nourishment, e s It pernee •long the channel. The Intestines are also lined with mil lions of little suction pumps, that draw the Nutriment from Food, as it passes them in going through. This Nutriment Is then carried Into the Blood, and spread over the Body as Brain, Bone and Brawn. But, when the Bowel-Muscles are weak, the Food moves too slowly to stimulate the little Gastric Mouths and there is no flow, or too little flow of Digestive Ju ice, to change the food into nourishment. Then, the food decays in the Bowels, snd In the thirty feet of Intestines. When this Decay begins the little suc tion pumps draw Poison from the decayed Food, into the blood. Instead of the Nutrl- tion it should have drawn. Now, Cascareis contain the only com bination of drugs that Stimulates these Muscles of the Bowels snd Intestines just as a Cold Bath, or open-air Exercise, stimulates s Lazy Man. Cascarela therefore act like Exercise. They produce the same sort of Natural result that a S is Mile walk In the country would produce, without any Injurious Chemical effect. The Vest Pocket Cascaret Box is sold by all Druggists, at Ten Cents. Be sure you get the genuine, made only by the Sterling Remedy Company, and never sold In bulk. Every tablet stamped ••CCC.” r u e T O O U R F K IC N D S I W t want to trad to oxr tr S n tl r r w t S t o l n d . GOLD rL A T ID BO *»0H BOX, k a rS -e a a a e M to « t o r a It te a toasty * r .t> Ik* « itamvt Ii a»k«I »* * Sresstne tabla. Tes Tea costs cents in stat and to covet m eatare of roo f taltti *nd co»er cost ol Cascateti, 1 7* wltb whlcb tfutTxTñtv trtnket Is Snto to-Say, n ro tla a L .* tkts _ _ Serna* Remedí Cemita*. Chica W ISE BROS DENTISTS Young MEN, Old MEN, Miudle.Aged MEN Send for free pam phlet in nlain cover. I eila a Unit an appliance th a t insures happiness, health and success in life. Free— send todav. PORTIAND APPLIANCE CO. P. O. Box 2 5 Portland, Ore. m u le T e a m BORAX Will produce Whiter, Cleaner Clothes In Your Laundry Than Any other Article with less Labor All de«l«r« F r*« sam ple Bor«x and l o ra * H*.ap, Booklet a d Hoaveiilr F le u r« In color«, for 10• «rit« and (>*« t*r*« name. P A C IF IC CO AH T H oKA X I U , OAkUnd, < al CLASSIFIED AI)V LRTIMJMfi Portland Trade Directory N em e« end A d d re««*s te n ta tiv e B u sine«« firm e. P o r tle n d o f R ep re- CKKAM UK PA HAT OHM—W e «oaran teo the U.H. p«-par at or to bm the beet. 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