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A dvice from Song H air A rtem u a W ard. A certain Southern railroad was In a wretched condition, and the trains were consequently run at a phenom enally low rate of s|ieed. When the , conductor was punching his ticket Ar- I te,11U8 Ward, who was one of the pa* jsengera, teniarked: I Does this railroad company allow passengers to give it advice. If thej do ,re ,re four verses. Verse so In a respectful manner?” Irrigation U going to be a success, The conductor replied I d gruff tones the Boston Transcript The third Aver’s Hair Vigor makes that he guessed so. j Inquiry by the House committee on this •hiirgrow. Verse 2. Ayer’s “ Well,” Artemus went on, “ It occur enterprise has brought out evidence ‘ Vigor stops falling hair. red to me that it would be well to do ! that »PPeara to Justify confidence In 3. Ayer’s H air Vigor tnch the cowcatcher from the front ol : the results. The Secretary of the In- ' s d a n d r u ff. V erse 4. , the engine and hitch It to the rear o{ terlor has testified that Including the the tra in ; for you see, we are not ^ Urlgatlon projects under construction “er’s Hair Vigor always re- ble to ovrtake a cow, and what's tg end those contemplated and approved ;res color to gray hair. The prevent a cow from strolling Into thf. but not begun, there will have been car and biting a passenger?”—Boston spent In two years from the last of orus is sung b y millions. Herald. next June $37,000,000, while the esti . . Arer'a Hair V igor I had Tory '• '^.«rT D oor hair. But I coutln ued to mated receipts from the operations of « ¿ S o l t l l m r hair »re a lly Inuirorod Pleasant. the law up to that time will be about M ifai have iue<i It off and on fo r -rr way- 1 - —„ M u - M D r u m m o n d , “ Now, that it’s all over, darling,” half a million more than that amount. lit U S J. said the delighted bridegroom, “ I must In addition a return of about a million . 6 t J. O. Ayer Co . L o w e ll. Kaae. confess I never expected to win you. Is expected from settlers on Irrigated Ateo manufhoturere o f Even now I can’t understand why you lands. 9 SARSAPARILLA. married me.” t o r e pills . Irrigation was one of the forces upon 1 Ç I O CHERRY PECTORAL. “ Well, George,” said the Chicago which the late Prof. Shaler laid empha bride, " I ’ll tell you. Some time ago c sis when enumerating the resources fortune teller told me that my seeon' upon which we could depend to meet the marriage would make me very happ) needs of an ever-increasing population. r a il o f H u m o n I n l o r e a t . j¡fsggus— W h a t are y o u w o r k i n g a t and wealthy. So, of course, I had t< But It was not the only one. We must get my first marriage over with.’’— utilize the dike and drain as well as U Bonis? Bora»—1 “m wnt'ng * ,tory in whlch Philadelphia Press the canal. We must fertilize the now is neither h e r o n o r h e r o i n e , n o lo v e i ________________________ arid desert by giving the moisture that * * ;, V p , ! T “ ° deteCtiV*' ‘ Dd n ° ‘ I D - — • C e n n o . B . C u re d It requires, but we must not forget that Nil»»— That ought to be Interesting. there are vast reaches of almost ex- Boras— It o u g h t t o b e m o r e t h a n t h a t , w a y l o c u r e d e a m e » » , e u d th a t la b y cou etltu - baustless fertility now submerged that w . to make it t o u c h i n g a n d p a t h e t i c , t lo n a l r e m e d ie s D ealness 1« ca u s e d b y a n in- I®1* . , k u -r ir r e n f n r m v H »™ ed c o n d i t io n o f the m u c o u a lin i n g o l the will blossom as the rose when the wat , herd luck e t o r y , w r i t t e n f o r m y E Ust» 0h la u T u be. W hen th le tu b e Is Inflamed ers that cover them hare been drawn idlord'e exclu sive p e r u s a l, a n d s e t s f o r t h v o u h a v e a r u m b lin g t o u n d o r im p e r fe c t h ear, the r e a s o n s w h y I s h a l l h a v e t o JuR -‘ n d w h e n I t 1« e n t ir e ly c lo s e d ; P e a ln e M la off. It has been estimated that Irriga : th e r e s u lt , a n d u n le ss th e in fla m m a tio n ca n be tion will ultimately bring Into cultiva [ him for a n o t h e r e x t e n s i o n o f t im e ta k e n o u t e n d t h is tu b e r o .t o r e d to Its norm a) c o n d it io n , h e a r in g w ill b e d e s tr o y e d fo re v e r; tion and generous production 100,000,- j uj rent. n in e c a se s o u t o l ten » r e ca u s e d b y C atarrh. 000 acres that are now barren and for - fo V iu,' Dance and All N e rv o u s Dlaeavee w h ic h is n o t h in g b u t s n In flam ed c o n d itio n o 1 th e -m u co u a su rfaces. bidding. We have begun reclamation |S (rnoanantly cured by D r. K lin e 's (ir .a t W e w ill g iv e O n e H u n d r e d D o lla rs fo r any JvBMiorer. Send for F R E K |2 trial b ottle and caaa o f D e a fn e ss (ca uaed by c a ta r r h ) th a t c a n at this end, and perhaps it is the nat «liabr.lt II.K lin ,1x1.,SSI A rch H I.. P h ilo., Fu. n o t b e c u r e d b y H a ll's C a ta rrh Cure. Send fo r ural end; but no sooner Is It under c ir c u la r s ,fr e e . taken than the opposite enterprise Is H e lp in g H im O n . F. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, 0. S old b y D ru g g ists, 75c. more strongly suggested. This, if car -Now, for my part,” said Mr. Tlm- H a ll’ s F a m ily I 'll la are th e best. ried to Its approximate limit, would ild, tentatively, "I wouldn’t dare think free as much more In all parts of the ‘ marrying— O n ly W a n t e d a S q u a r e D e a l. country of Its watery burden, and open -Why not?” eagerly Interrupted Miss “ Prisoner,” said the judge, "stand up. (jnn Teeek. Have you anything to say why judgment It up to the service and support of man. There are In the United States In the “Because I haven’t any money.” of the court should not now be pronounc neighborhood of 100,000,000 acres of “But,” she.1 suggested helpfully, ed against you?” “ I’d like to say, your honor,” answered swamp land, of which about 70,000,000 -couldn’t you get somebody to lend !jou a little?”—Catholic Standard and the prisoner, "that I hope you will not have been surveyed. These are located allow your mind to be prejudiced against east, west, north and south, or all over ¡limes. me by the poor defense my lawyer put up the country. The weird Everglades of for me. I'll take it as a great favor if llothets w ill find M r -. W ln e lo w ’ s S o o t h in g Florida, If drained and cleared, as en your honor will just give me the sentence gyrup the best rem edy to u i e f o r t h e ir c h i ld r e n diriajthe teethin g p e r io d . I'd have got if I had pleaded guilty is gineers now claim they can be, would give 7,000,000 acres of the finest farm the first place.” D iiP O iir u R in M KII i n . ing land In the world. New Jersey and “Yes. he confessed that he loved me. Virginia possess vast swamp lands. Illi Q u ic k S e ttle m e n t. but 1 tried to discourage him In every The lad looked up from his geo* nois has 4,000,000 acres of them; Min vay I knew bow. Once he dared to nesota, 5,000,000; Michigan, 6,000,000, raphy. [ kiss me.” "Pa,” he said, running bis finger ovei and Iowa, 2,000,000. In every State “And you screamed, Jeanette?” “Well—er—not then, but I warned the map of 8outh America,” who set there are swamps of greater or less ex tent which would be Its choicest treas ! him that I would the next time. Theu tled Venezuela?” "I don’t know exactly, my son,” ure If once put Into tillable condition. | he kissed me again.” yawned pa, "but I can tell you who These suggestive facts are behind the "Surely you called for help?" Steenerson bill, now before Congress, "How could I when I was so star settled President Castro.” proposing similar economic treatment of “ W ho?" tled? Presently be slipped his arm the submerged lands that the govern “ Why, France." bound me.” ment Is now giving to Its arid tracts. “And you drew aw ay?” Perhaps In some cakes the work of H is N a tu r a l C o a c lu a lo * . “Xo, I nestled closer—er— that Is— " I ’m entertaining Miss Snlggs, the reclamation along these lines would be kt really, dear, I tried to discourage most popular girl in our class,” said more expensive. In others It would him; yes, I tried hard.” the Bryn Mawr girl. “ I’d like you to probably be less so. The necessary un dertaklngs would be vast, but If suc meet her.” DOES YOUR BACK A C H E ? "No. thank you,” replied Dick, “ I ’m cessful the rewards would be vaster. Cure th e K i d n e y s a n d t h e P a i n w in not Interested In homely girls.” The two enterprises would have the N ever R etu rn . “ Why, how did you know she was potential effect of adding to our pro Only one way to cure an aching back. homely?” ductive area, and equal In extent to Core the cause, the kidneye. Thou “ She must be or she wouldn't be so more than six times that of the State sands tell of cures popular with you other girls; also, you of New York, or about a tenth o f our made by Doan’s Kid wouldn't want me to meet her.”—Phil entire territory, Including Alaska, and ney Pills. John C. adelphia Press. It would be soil of unexampled fertil Coleman, a promi ity. With such reclamation many oth nent merchant of T h r ille d . er problems now formidable, like gen Swainsboro, G a . , eral sanitation, the mosquito crusade, He was looking at Niagara Falls. says: “ For several “ Splendid! Magnificent!” he mur- and so forth, would be much simplified. years my kidneys There Is hardly a New England farmer were affected, and miB-ed. “l o the spectacle touches you, too” but has one swamp or more that would my back ached day be the best part of his holding could ventured a fellow spectator. and night. I was “ Touches me!” roared the first he but bring It Into subjection. It Is a «nguid, nervous and lame in the morn- “ Such splendid horsepower, such mag question of engineering and upon such •R- Doan’s Kidney Pills helped me ■sght away, and the great relief that nificent energy! And me running my qu tstlons the light Is breaking all over mill by steam! Say, it more than the country. ••llowed has been permanent.” Sold bv all dealers, 50 cents a box. touches me. It breaks me all up. — S w o r e U n c o n a c lo n a lf« Philadelphia Ledger. foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. A leading football player o f a few ______ ________________ LfaqqVt years ago, who Is now In business In Chicago, was as careful of his conduct oft the field as he was aggressive on the field. He was captain of the eleven In hla senior year, and his friends were shocked more than once at the vigor ous supply of profanity that he turned on In the football practice when things o f th e did not go to suit him. Finally ho was I requested by the faculty to sidetrack I the swearing. He was amazed at this ¡action on the faculty’s part, for he de clared that he was utterly unconscious is the hom e where good cooking: j» ¡o f the fact that he had offended. His loved, where the fam ily enjoy the | character was such as to leave no doubt finest of biscuits, doughnuts, cakes, that he »poke the truth. Even after «jí, OUNCES FOff and pies and other good things every the faculty warning he sometimes broke d a y. T h e baking is alw ays d e b t» « o u t _________ ____________ DISEASES Conquest¿* Great American Desert j j There is nothing more distressing than an itching, burn ing skin disease, and upon the return of warm weather those who are afflicted with skin troubles find the symptoms appear ing and know that they will be tormented through the hot summer mouths. The blood is heated with humors and acrid matter, and as they are forced to the surface the skin seems to be on fire. The treatment of skin diseases with exter nal applications is all wrong, because they do not reach the trouble which is in the blood. The most such treatment can be expected to do is, allay the itching and burning and cover up the trouble for awhile, but as soon as it is left off the disease returns. A ll food taken into the body contains, in some form, the elements necessary to sustain the different parts. One portion is used for T H E ITCH IN G W A S ALM O ST U N B E A R A B L E . the making of blood, another for muscle, Dear Sirs—My body broke out with a rash or eruption one for bone, still another for fat, and soon. whioh In spite of all efforts to oure continued to get w orse. After these different properties are ex The itching, especially at night, w as sim ply terrible, It w ould almost disappear at times, only to return w o rs « tracted from the food there still remains a than ever. I had tried many highly reoommended prepa portion that is useless, or waste matter, rations without benefit, and hearing of S. S. S. determ ined to give It a fair trial, and w as inexpressibly delighted which is intended to be disposed of through when a few bottles cured me entirely, removing every the natural channels of bodily waste, the blemish and pim ple from m y b od y. I shall not fail to reo- ommend S. S. B. w henever an opportunity ooou rsto do so. Liver, Kidneys and Bowels. At this season E scondido, Cal 1- M ARNO. af the year, however, these organs become torpid, dull and sluggish, and fail to perform this duty, and these accumulations remain in the system and are absorbed by the blood to ferment and sour, producing burning acids and acrid liumors. The blood cannot properly nourish the system while in this impure condition, and begins to throw off these acids through the pores and glands of the skin, producing Acne, Eczema, Tetter, Psoriasis, Salt Rheum and skin diseases of every description. EOZEMA appears usually with a slight redness of the skin, followed by pustules from which there flows a sticky fluid that dries and forms a crust, and the itching is intense. It is generally on the back, breast, arms, legs and face, though other parts of the body may be afflicted. In TETTER the skin dries, cracks and bleeds, and is often very painful. The acid in the blood dries up the natural oils of the skin, causing a dry, feverish, hardened condition and giving it a leathery appearance. AONE makes its appearance on the face in the form of pimples and black-heads, and is particularly disagreeable because of its unsightly appear ance, while PSORIASIS, a scaly disease, comes in patches on different parts of the body. One of the worst forms of skin disease is SALT RHEUM . It discharges a watery fluid, form ing sores and producing intense itching. The head and face are the parts usually affected, and sometimes the hair falls out and a mass of sores forms on the scalp. These and all skin diseases are due to the same cause— burning acids and humors in the blood, and until this vital fluid is cleansed and made pure they will continue. The best treatment for all skin diseases is S. S. S., a remedy that is purely vegetable, being made en tirely from roots, herbs and barks, and acts directly on the blood with a cleansing, healing effect. It neutralizes the acids and purifies the blood so that the skin, instead of being blistered and burned by tlie fiery fluids, is nourished by a supply of cooling, healthy blood. It goes down into the circulation and forces out every particle of waste or foreign matter, builds up the blood and cures all skin diseases promptly and permanently. S. S. S. does not leave the least par ticle of the poison for future outbreaks, but entirely rids the blood of the cause for all skin diseases. S. S. S. tones up the systenii and regulates the Liver, Kidneys and Bowels so that they will carry off the natural waste and refuse matter through the proper channels, instead of leaving it to be absorbed by the blood. Nothing equals S. S. S. in the treatment of these troubles and for building up the general health. Write for our treatise on skin diseases and any medical advice you wish. W e make no charge for either. THE SW IFT SPECIFIC COMPANY, ATLANTA, GA. M ore He A p p r o p r ia te . The district attorney was about to summon another witness In the great blackmailing trial. "I can't get his real name,” said the attorney, "hut I’ll Just put him down as John Doe.” “ But he has so much money,” ven tured the assistant, “ suppose we put him down as John Dough?” D e v o tio n to nn KG and wholesom e because K C B a k i n g Powder — the b aking powder of the wave circle* is used* G et K C to-d ay! 25 ounces for 25 c. If it isn’t all that w e claim, y ou r grocerrefundsyourm oney. Send for "B o o k of Presents. JAQUES MFG. CO. C h icago. IT’S P LA IN BUSINESS M ade W h ile O ro w ta s. Oriental gardeners are adepts at their work, the most striking production of one o f their number being s natural arm-cbalr, In which the required shape was attained during the growth of a vine. Almost from Its first appear ance the vine had been carefully treat ed In anticipation of the use to which ! It was to be put By the time It attain. I ed full growth It was formed Into a rus tle a r m chair. All of the Jolnta were I m«de by grafting, so that the chair la I practically In one solid piece, and after . it had attained a growth o f some three ' feet It was cut and thoroughly dried. Finally It was polished, the wood tak ing a finish not unlike mahogany. D e n tis tr y . I The art of dentistry was Introduced Into New York by John Greenwood I d 178S. He la said to have made the first artificial teeth ever manufactured In this country. In our offlre. oat « n,.rvl,u. wtth a llttl» cwnpaaaton lav a patient. W i try to m » » » “ » V* business. . nn child* I»r. Sn irdrran t. specialist o ren's teeih and »vfuletlng. WISE BROS., Dentists M ala * • W ORK P O N t ON W f f K t V A«® MONTHLY PAYMENTS dr . t . p. w i » * When a woman walks along the streets after dark with a dollar In her pocket, she thinks every man she does not meet la following her. I iO T e d H er N o t. A little 0-year-old girl friend of mine came running to me and threw herself into 1 my arms, sobbing as if her heart would | break. "God doesn't love me any more,” ehe walled; "God doesn’t love me !” “ God doesn’t love you? Why, dear, | God loves everyone,” I asured her. - "O, no, he doesn’t love me. I know he doesn’t. I tried him with a daisy.” — Harper s Bazar. j Id e a . Watt Gozup— Isn’t it something start ling for old Hunks to be dropping into extravagant habits at bis time of life? Muskum Downe— Yes; he h a s just found out that there is an Inheritance tax, and he's opposed to it on principle. He says he la going to see to it that hia heirs don't have to pay any such tax. The B e lte r th a n It Looked. “This,” said the native, “ Is our hits*, ball ground. It doesn’t look very flue* but it's got Its good jioliitH.” “ Oh, yes, I see,” replied the visiting fan. “ It's a rough diamond.” — Philo, dolphin Press. LAND SCRIP SALE A p proved I.aiid S crip for u n v e y e d , unsurveyed, tim bered or pru>rle govern m en. 'and. H. M . H A M I L T O N , Portland H otel, P o r tla n d ,»iregon ! N eed. “ Here Is another question that ought to be brought before Congress,” sttld the earnest citizen. “ My dear sir,” answered Senator Sor ghum, “ Congress now has all the ques tions it can take care of. What it needs Is some answers.” — Washington Star. GASOLENE ENGINES s u> I horse- ¿ j p o w e r fu lly w a r ra n te d , 9125. A ll sizes s ty le s at lo w e s t p rice s W rite fo r c a ta lo g . an<l f RtlERSON MACHINERY C O M P A N Y Portland. O regon. 1 Dr. C. Gee Wo WONDERFUL HOME TREATMENT ...li ii.iLm liüiMiiimiiïïiiiiiniBiiflÉiiii CASTORIA For Infants and Children. The Home Wave Circle ACNE, TETTER, ECZEMA, PSORIASIS, S AL T RHEUM. ANcgctable Preparation for As similating the Food and R egula ting (heSloinachs and Bowels of The Kind You Have Always Bought M r m THE C. 6EE WO CHINESE MEDICINE CO B ears th e I n f a n t s / ( h ildkln Promotes Digestion.CheerfuL ness and Rest Contains neither Opium,Morphine nor M ineral N o t N a r c o t ic Signature of . 1621, f i r « SI.. S. [ . C a r. M o r r l.n . M en tion paper. v: PORTLAND, OREGON. J CLASSIPIEDADVERTISINC Portland Trade Directory Names and Addresses sentative Business firma. jt^ ^ a u j^ s A M U L m a m A perfect Remedy forConslipa- tlon , S ou r Stomach.Diarrhoea Worms .Convulsions .Fevem h- n ess and L o s * * O F SLEEP. lac Simile Signature o f N E W 'Y O R K . ii s E X A C T COPY O* W R A P P E R . Portland o f Repr«* M A G IC I . A N T I R N S - WPinter few, PorU Low est prices on Lanterns and Blldea. /VnoL, W - A l b m o u t h s « • I < I J jlt n s » s - K L ia Tills wonderful Chi- n«N# Doctor Is call *d greftt because be cure* people Without O p era lion that are «Ivan up to die. He cures with those w onderful Chi nese herbs, roots, buds, harks and vegetables that are entirely un know n to m edical scl- __________ __________ cnee In this country. I’ bronub the use o f those harm less rem edies this fam ous doctor know s the actlou o f over 500 different rem edies w hich he successfully uses In different diseases. He guarantees to cure catarrh, asthm a, lung, throat, rheum atism , nervousness, stom ach, liver; kld- n-ys, etc.; has hundreds o f testim onials, fh u ru es m oderate, f a ll and see him. Tallents out o f the city write for hlankr and circulars, m n d stamp. C O N SU LTA TIO W EliK K . in Use For Over Thirty Years CASTOR» “ T j H OK HK s o f alt kinds for saie at very reasonable prices. Inquire 27(1 Front HI. UR R A M HKPA R A TO RS— W e guarantee the V .% ^ Separator to be the best. W rite for free catalog E II a /. pi wood Co., Fifth and Oak. M K N ’ B C L O T H IN O — Buffum A Pendleton, agents A lfred Hen Jam in A f o . ’s correct cloftM H l^ H h veryth ln g in m en’ s furnlshlM S. Morriaon a i * f * Hixth streets. Opposite postom ce. ^ | P O U L T R Y FOOD—I f you want your hens to la ,- m ore eggs write us for free particulars about PL ■ HI NA POI LT It Y k fcK U s—A cm e Mills C« Portland, Oregon. j n . t .M w a t mi i ANH i>st p k i o k m m •••! i*$(L rifle roast. Organs and Pianos on easy p a y m e n t!] W rite for list Let iw quote you a price A lien t\ tillbert-H am aker Co.. Portland, Oregon. \V \ V T F D - Men and W om en to learn Bnrber tn k f in eight w eek s; graduates earn from 915 to flf w e e k i/; expert h a . rue tore; catalog free; Mol« - y s i . Ill <>l C - ¡le g e * . , V ^ o iir t h s t ., P o r t la n d . --- —— — < ■ ■ ' T M l h i M I H V T AI «H IT F K K K . C o r fg p l e t e - our«" and posit on secured when gradual* l h * offer g oo d o n ly for short tlrne. W rite for pgf „ ar« PA« I H< I k I .M ilt A I 'll ! N * T l T U T f ^ H Grand Theatre Hullding. Portland, <>regon. *. s. u. rv v No. 2i oe I ] D K 9 f w r i t i n g t o ari v c r t l s e r * p i e m e n t io n t h is p a p e r .