ODD WATER WHEELS.
S o m e F l o a t o n S tr e a m « — H a v e O u r«
M a k e a H t v e r L i f t I t a e lf .
I n d ia n
. jt’s time to act! No time
"study.«° rcad * to e x p e r1 '
i you want to save your
> ,nd save it quickly, too!
l&lc up y o u r mind this
it minute that if your hair
¡•comes out you will use B
Jr-s Hair Vigor. It makes
I scalp healthy. The hair
iD It cannot do any-
L else. It’s nature’s way.
£ t e .t k l» d o f* t e . t o o n U l -
•aold lo r QV»r « l x t y
yca rl :
Low ell. M a m .
} SARSAPABU.LA.
iU & i è) cuaaaY pectoral .
, 1 01« H er B e t t e r J u d . m e n l .
;t yoU rather young to be left In
of a drug store?”
bap*
ma’amj what cun I do
a?”
i't your employers know It’s dan-
to leave a mere boy like you In
of such a place?”
,m competent to serve you,
i if you will make known your
P r o d ig a l's
R e tu rn .
Solomon Homer, the brilliant Choc
taw Indian, said at his home in Caddo
that he needed to be a very Intelligent
and Industrious Indian who would go
out into the world and make a name.
“ Many Indians,” he said, “go out Into
the world, and some o f them, of course,
succeed. Those who fall return home;
and that Is a sad returning, for every
one sneers at the young man whom the
world has conquered and driven back.
“ It Is not much of a welcome that
the returned Indian gets, even In his
father's house.
“ There was Black Eagle, a Choctaw.
He went to Chicago, failed and came
back home. But he was afraid to go
to bis father’s house till au old man
s a id :
“ ‘Are you going to your father**
house, Black Eagle?’
“ ‘ I don’t know,' answered the youth.
“ ‘Go there,’ said the old man, ’for
you will be very welcome. There Is no
doubt o f I t ’
“ Heartened a little, Black Eagle did
go to his father’ s, and the next day he
met the old man again.
“ The old man smiled kindly.
“ 'So the prodigal returned,’ he said.
’And did your father kill the fatted
ca lf?’
“ ‘ No,’ Black Eagle answered, ‘ he
didn’t kill the fatted calf, but he near
ly killed the prodlgaL’ ” — Kansas City
JournaL
n’t they know you might poison
me?"
•re Is no danger o f that, madam ;
D i v i d i n g th e S p o il.
t,n I do for you?"
The
Hon,
jackal, wolf and fox
link I better go to the store down
Went out among the hills and rocks
wt.”
To hunt—«o Aesop says— and caught
in serve you Just as well as they A fine young deer. At first they thought
d as cheaply.”
Of how they fairly might divide
11, you can give me a 2-cent So fine a meal. Who should decide
but It don’t look r ig h t” — Hous- What share to each would rightly fall,
Since some were large and others small?
Dtafncsa Cannot Be Cured
Jetlapplications as they cannot reach the
»eil portion of the ear. There la only one
» ------ and
— * that ia by constitu-
tocuredt?aiue8fl,
co
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remedies. beafneaa is ca u s ed by
. *n in-
'i’condition of the uiucouh l i n in g o f the
When thia tu b e ia Inflam ed
-suchian Tube.
¡aluve a rumbling sound or lm erfect hear-
and when itisoutirely closed, Deafneas ia
•’remit, and unlesa the Inflammation can be
i*DOUt and this tube restored to its normal
dition, hearing w ill be destroyed forever;
posies out of ten are caused by Catarrh,
¡¡ichii nothing but an lntlamed condition or
-mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
•of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that can-
jibe cured by Ilall’s Catarrh Cure. Send for
rculars, fres.
F. J. CHIKEY & CO., Toledo, O.
Bold by Druggists, 75c.
Sail’s* Family Fills are the best.
Dida’t M ind th e
M a c k la e s .
“I hops,” said the renter of room No.
197, “that the rattle of ths typewriters
my office doesn’t annoy you.”
“No, sir, It does not/* responded the
rusty capitalist whose office w as No.
199; “but their gabble does annoy me
edingly.”—Chicago Tribune.
The lion was the first to speak,
For all his comrades looked so meek :
“ Divide this deer In four,” said he.
“ Oh, wise judge,” cried the other three.
“ Thanks, loyal friends; since I am king,’
The lion said, continuing,
“ Each one, I know, will call It fair
To grant to me, your king, first share.”
The three bowed low. The lion then.
With dignity, remarked again :
“ As judge, one quarter falls to me.”
And bowed ones more, less low, the three.
“ As one who helped to catch the deer
I’ll have to take a share, I fear;
Now, let him take the rest,” said he,
“ Who wants me for his enemy.”
And thu* the jackal, wolf and fox
Learned wisdom there among the rocks.
s e n ? .
To Break In New S h oes.
Always shake in Allen's Foot-Eaee, s powder.
Jcures hoi, sweating, a ch in g , sw ollen feet,
aw*corns. Ingrowing nails and b u n io n s. At
;'ldruggists tnd shoe stores, 26c. D on ’t accep t
Jtiobstitute. Sample m ailed F R E E . Address
'lien S Olmstod, Ia Roy, N. Y.
Aio Hope o f
“I am sorry to hear that Wrinklins
Jid bis wife can’t live together in peace,
viere is too much obstinacy on both sides
that’s the trouble, Isn’t it?”
Yes; he’s a standpatter, and ahe’s a
undpouter."
fln<? Mr'. W inslow’s Soothing
darinv is , r®Inedy to use
i ,atuiithe teething rarlod.
)(
for their children
W o n te d to K n o w .
J
a tramp for dinner to-day.’
Ia this some of him?” asked het
I ®*nd, poking his fork Into the meat
| Either suspiciously.— Houston Post.
Speaking In A l l
a r d on M an*« H at A ffo r d « A m o a * -
iii« m i t t o S t a t e S t r e e t T h r o n f .
T he
Sun
is
seUTnd
m the WesT-
W haT
¿ .n d
does
it" haich
V A /h e v -e ’ s
1 h «
rresf
?
J
The Cro^n of Gold.
“ The late Paul Lawrence Dunbar,
the negro poet” said an editor, "once
addressed a Sunday school In >ew
York. I heard the address. It was de
lightful. An odd Incident happened
though, at Its end. an Incident that
' Dunbar laughed at as heartily as the
D u n b a r toward the close o f hi. re-
C a n d or.
I m ’ ^‘>ac*''elr—Mr- Spoonamore, hav» ™ rkA n ™ w little friends, If you do
i Br, r *‘v*n i’ou good reason to think I all these things some day you
i
A°u to other young men and wear a gold crown, le s , each
7®°
7
» msrry you?
.om e day will wear a gold <™wn.
you n. POOJ'"more~ N°. to tel1 th« truth, * ° “ A little chap In the front row.
! feiv /lt. hare' 1 learn from the other
| when t w * 1 You kiss them good night catching the poet’s friendly eye, piped
- ’My fader wears one now.
Be,
Y to away, th» sam« aa you do
" ’No 1’ said the poet
»■Ye*, he doe#-tm hi. toof. said
IN CONSTANT A G O N Y .
the little chap."
!
W" " ! V irgin ian 's A w fu l
D is tr e s s
w Thp°ugh K id n e y T r o u b le s .
F o r I n fa n t s a n d C h ild r e n .
A T o»n *-T w l.l«-
8tate street was crowded with shop
pers yesterday afternoon, when a young
man came out of a popular hat store
wearing a new crush h at There was
not only the conscious look upon his
face which Indicated that fact but he
carried his head in the peculiar way—
that only the possession o f a new and
stylish hat can produce In the nverage
young man. Everybody that looked at
him saw at a glance that he wore a new
hat
It was not alone from the signs al
ready mentioned that the circumstance
was apparent, and the young man, of
course, did not give himself away by
carrying his discarded hat tied up In
brown paper under his arm. N o; but
on the band of his hat was the shop
ticket, bearing the price mark and
some other cabalistic characters Intelli
gible to no one outside of the hat store.
On he went, all unconscious of the
attention he was attracting and of the
remarks his hat was calling forth.
Young women looked at his hat and
giggled, but he did not Imagine for a
moment that anything In his appear
ance was the cause of their mirth, least
of all the new hat which proudly adorn
ed his head. But alas! the young man
» a s soon to be rudely awakened by a
friend calling hla attention to the adorn
ment of his hat
The telltale ticket was soon removed
and the young man went his way sad
der and wiser. He carried himself
humbly and looked neither to the right
nor left, but boarded the nearest street
car In order to e«wape as quickly aa
possible from the scene o f his humilia
tion. Something In h i. eye Indicated
that It would be a long time before he
patronized that hat store again.—Chi
I f yon stick a stick aero.« a stick.
I ^ r g v T v 0“ ’ m*rchant> of P ,r k - i0 r cros. a stick aero«« a st ck.
|
says: “ Driving abont Or stick a cross across a s i ,
t » in
bad w e a t h e r 'O r cross a croas acros. a • « * .
\ a brought kidney trou-
, stick.
W
hie* on me, and I Or croW a
suffered twenty years I0 7 " tlck 8
S c k across a cros*
IA with sharp, cramp
ing pains in the back
cago Tribune.
and urinary
disor I
** ¡.'r^g*ed stick across s »tick.
A ¡ » t e r C o n *l dr-rmf Ion.
ders. I often had to
»How long do you think It will take
Ret np a doaen times
at night to urinate.
to build the Panama canal r aald the
Hetention set in, and ' B„
ln<ro'*ltlTe P*” 00-
crossed stick?
I was obliged to nse
»1 haven’t begun to figure on that,
•
I
I
took
to
my
bed,
and
answered the expert “ What I am try
»««I
I lt«doetn». «-¡|7 '
w “ *7 o e u . auu
A«-«*-***
ujj * word In-
ing to ascertain now Is how long It
fr*#’» iru *' ln* *o help, began using
^ j K d n s y P i n , . The urine soon
Tbe
In th* study will take to get the building actually
•til* At«- y
*D(i the pain grad-
,0 ly ** 7 I I L * . Tbs word was U k«n started.”—Washington Star.
^
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I have been cured o f on r langu gw
Men are so naturally wicked that
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l1
,,'thon8h
over
70,
am
as
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^
bare no use for a parrot unieas
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proanclstloB. '
h second syllable.
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D a in tily
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The author had been dragged faint
lng from a crowd of shoppers.
“ Almost like my last book,” be mur
mured, recovering his senses.
The listeners, being of delicate per
ceptlon, knew then that the book had
fallen dead from the press.—Philadel
phia Public Ledger.
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15
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HA3 BEEN ADVERTISED
AND SOLD FOR A
QUARTER OF A CENTURY.
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m e n t i o n t i t l e |>a|>er.
]
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Amending th e D e c l a r a t i o n .
GASTORIA
mi
A g r e em e n t,
My friends," exclaimed the candidate,
hurst of disinterested patriotism,
I don t want this office If you think I
am unworthy to fill It!”
Hers he stopped and took a drink of
| water.
And I might add," he proceeded, “ that
candidacy is not the result of any cor-
"W political bargain.”
Yes. you might,” interrupted an old
armer ¡n the audienr^ ; “ but if you did
Did be lyin’ like Sam H ill!”
The people o f Syria and Tlflis make
their streams do things that Ameri
cans do not seem to have learned the
secret o f persuading the water courses
o f this country to perform, says the
hut good usage has made one In Eng New York Tribune.
lish, antipode, and as that Is generally
At Tlflis the natives have learned
pronounced an-tl pode, with the accent how to utilize the power o f the cur
on the first syllable, there Is a growing rent o f the River Kur without build
tendency to accent the plural form In ing dams. What they have accomplish-
the same way. Both methods, how . ed possibly might be done by an Amerl-
ever, are sanctioned by good authority. 1 can farmer living on the banks of a
rapidly moving stream and desiring a
A T h r e a t.
small, cheap power. The Caucasians
Henry had been so continuously and
! build floats on the surface o f the river.
persistently naughty that, says the
| Into them are set water wheels. The
New York World, h!g aunt, who had
j whole affair Is fastened to the bank In
charge of him In Ills mother’s absent*,
I 6uch a way that It will rise and fall
did not know what to do with him. In j with any change In the level o f the sur-
despair she said, weakly;
| face of the river, so that the power Is
“ If you will not behave, I shall put about constant all the time.
you In one of grandpapa's hen coops.”
In Hama the ancient “ entering In of
“ Well,” said Henry, sturdily, "before Hamath,” the Syrians have accom
you put me In, I want to tell you that plished a feat that makes one think of
I will not lay any eggs.”
lifting one’s self over a fence by tug
ging at one’s boot straps. They have
M y L u c k y B r o th e r .
harnessed the historic Orontes, or
I have a brother not so tall—
Nahr el Asl, as the-Syrians call It, Into
I haven’t any other—
the work o f lifting Itself many feet to
So he's what you may really call
A very lucky brother;
ward the zenith and trained It thus to
For when my trousers get too small
water their fruitful gardens and orch
For me to wear, our mother
ards.
Just "takes them In,” seams, legs and all,
As for size the water wheels which
And gives them to my brother 1
do this work are as to other water
wheels what Niagara is to other water
VOTES A MIXED T IC K E T .
falls. As one stands by one o f these
great wooden frames revolving upon
C o lo ra d o W o m a n G iv e * H e r R e a s o n «
Its wooden axle and looks up at its
fo r P le k lu s C e rta in C a n d id a te s .
perimeter forty feet above one thinks
A Coloradan, a man of course, haa
this to say of the way some women It large and Is astonished when he
turns his gaze upstream to see that
vote in that State; “ A few days after
relatively It is not a great wheel, for la
the election of November, 1904, for ex
the distance looms up one sixty feet I d
ample, I was talking with a young mar
height. Even then he Is not prepared
ried woman of more than average Intel
for the spectacle o f one ninety feet I d
ligence, who was living in one of the
diameter, grunting around on Its cum
smaller cities of Colorado and who de
bersome axle Just outside the town.
clared ‘ahe never voted a straight ticket
Life in Hama for some people Is Ilk«
because she always voted for the men.'
the liking o f others for olives, an ac
“ I applauded and asked if she would
quired taste, because o f these very wa
mind telling me how she voted and
ter wheels. According as one feel!
why. ‘Not at all,’ she replied earnest
about It, It Is a musical city or one All
ly. ‘I didn’t know much about Roose ed with nerve-racking groans. Day
velt or l ’urker, but In his pictures and night without ceasing these mas
Parker Is much more handsome than sive, slow revolving structures uttei
Roosevelt, so I voted for the Demo speech. For those who have acquired
cratic electors. I don’t like Governor a taste for their companionship th«
Peabody’s wife, so I voted for Alva never-censing tones are soothing, re
Adams. The Itepubllcau candidate for sembllng the ocean roar o r a slow
County Clerk wants to marry a friend fugue played on some cyclopenn organ
of mine and could right away If elect The diapason tones are deeper and
ed, so I voted for him.
louder than the deei>est organ atop.
“ "The Republican running for As Now they are In unison, now repeating
sessor got my vote because he is a the theme, one after another, now foi
dear old man and needed a nice easy a brief moment In a sublime harmony
position. The Republican candidate never to be forgotten, according to on«
for State Trea’ irer was a Swede and traveler, then once more together In a
I don't like Swedes, so I voted for the tremendous chorus. The sounds ar«
Democrat One of the candidates for described as a alow movement up th«
County Commissioner on the Demo scale, followed with a heavy drop to
cratic ticket, they say, used to run a the keynote a s : Do mi sol, do do d o ;
saloon, so I voted for the Republican. do sol la, do do do. This unceasing
I voted against the Republican candi Sisyphean music, It Is said, has been
date for Sheriff because his wife got a going on for a century at least.
divorce from him. I took my husband's
advice regarding the other candidates
ACTRESS HALF A CENTURY.
because I didn’t know anything about
them myself.'
Ellen Terry Is still the Idol o f the
“ I mildly asked If she knew of the British play-going public, which recent
special qualifications of any of these ly celebrated her fiftieth artistic annl-
men to perform the duties of the sev
eral offices for which they were candi
dates. She replied that she had not
troubled about that because the rea
sons she had stated were sufficient for
her.” — San Francisco Argonaut
by WATER POWER
T H E C O L U M B IA H Y D R A U L IC R A M
ELLEN TERBY.
versary with a huge banquet to her.
The great actress’ first appearance on
the stage took place on April 28, I860,
when «he played the little Mamllllu« In
“ The Winter’s Tale” at the Princess
Theater, 1/ondon. She was then 8
years old. The fact that she Is now a
grandmother has not affected her popu
larlty, nor her remarkable vivacity nor
her popular title o f “ Mlsa.”
C u rb
Pnt on
K m o k ln g .
Recently the Italian government la-
sued an order that there was to be no
smoking In business hours by officials
whose duties brought them Into con
tact with the public. For those whose
duties do not It Is left to the discre
tion o f heads o f departments to allow
or to forbid smoking. But their dis
cretion is limited to the cigar and the
cigarette. No pipes are to be allowed.
A
F la t
Sort
of
E x l«t«n c c .
»1 suppose you are getting thorough
ly ’city broke’ now that you’ ve moved
to town and are living In a flat?”
“ Yes. we’re getting city broke faat
enough and Henry say* It’s only a
question o f time until he’ll be flat broke,
too.” — Kansas City Times.
2
PUMPS AWAY UNCEASINGLY WITHOUT ANY ATTENTION
T
t E
C O L U M B IA H Y D R A U L IC R A M
is a »imply constructed and
in
inexpensive
machine that can utilize a small (all of water (or the purpose
of raising a portion of it to any desired height.
It is the farmer's friend in the
*dry season* and is indispensable to those owning land high above ditches.
F ln a e H e l.
Mrs. Watkyns— Henry, I want a dol
lar this morning.
Mr. Watkyns— Great Caesar, woman I
Do you think I am made o f money?
When you want large amounts, you
ought to let me know twenty-four hours
In advance.” — Somerville Journal.
You have probably met the bore,
who, no matter what the attraction,
always recalls a better one.
The original rule o f three Is that o f
faith, hope and charity.
It
will furnish water for domestic purpose, even elevating pure water of the spring
b y m^ans of the impure or muddy water, at found in some stream*.
Requires
no attention.
Practically no co*t of maintenance, there being no parts to get
out of order.
A ram will pay for itself in a short time.
giving utmost satisfaction.
Every ram installed is
W e keep a large stock constantly on hand.
W rite
to our Hydraulic Department today for illustrated literature.
C o lum bia E ngineering W o rks
Tenth and Johnson Streets
: :
PO R TLA N D , OREGON