ODD WATER WHEELS. S o m e F l o a t o n S tr e a m « — H a v e O u r« M a k e a H t v e r L i f t I t a e lf . I n d ia n . jt’s time to act! No time "study.«° rcad * to e x p e r1 ' i you want to save your > ,nd save it quickly, too! l&lc up y o u r mind this it minute that if your hair ¡•comes out you will use B Jr-s Hair Vigor. It makes I scalp healthy. The hair iD It cannot do any- L else. It’s nature’s way. £ t e .t k l» d o f* t e . t o o n U l - •aold lo r QV»r « l x t y yca rl : Low ell. M a m . } SARSAPABU.LA. iU & i è) cuaaaY pectoral . , 1 01« H er B e t t e r J u d . m e n l . ;t yoU rather young to be left In of a drug store?” bap* ma’amj what cun I do a?” i't your employers know It’s dan- to leave a mere boy like you In of such a place?” ,m competent to serve you, i if you will make known your P r o d ig a l's R e tu rn . Solomon Homer, the brilliant Choc taw Indian, said at his home in Caddo that he needed to be a very Intelligent and Industrious Indian who would go out into the world and make a name. “ Many Indians,” he said, “go out Into the world, and some o f them, of course, succeed. Those who fall return home; and that Is a sad returning, for every one sneers at the young man whom the world has conquered and driven back. “ It Is not much of a welcome that the returned Indian gets, even In his father's house. “ There was Black Eagle, a Choctaw. He went to Chicago, failed and came back home. But he was afraid to go to bis father’s house till au old man s a id : “ ‘Are you going to your father** house, Black Eagle?’ “ ‘ I don’t know,' answered the youth. “ ‘Go there,’ said the old man, ’for you will be very welcome. There Is no doubt o f I t ’ “ Heartened a little, Black Eagle did go to his father’ s, and the next day he met the old man again. “ The old man smiled kindly. “ 'So the prodigal returned,’ he said. ’And did your father kill the fatted ca lf?’ “ ‘ No,’ Black Eagle answered, ‘ he didn’t kill the fatted calf, but he near ly killed the prodlgaL’ ” — Kansas City JournaL n’t they know you might poison me?" •re Is no danger o f that, madam ; D i v i d i n g th e S p o il. t,n I do for you?" The Hon, jackal, wolf and fox link I better go to the store down Went out among the hills and rocks wt.” To hunt—«o Aesop says— and caught in serve you Just as well as they A fine young deer. At first they thought d as cheaply.” Of how they fairly might divide 11, you can give me a 2-cent So fine a meal. Who should decide but It don’t look r ig h t” — Hous- What share to each would rightly fall, Since some were large and others small? Dtafncsa Cannot Be Cured Jetlapplications as they cannot reach the »eil portion of the ear. There la only one » ------ and — * that ia by constitu- tocuredt?aiue8fl, co ¿«1 _______ remedies. beafneaa is ca u s ed by . *n in- 'i’condition of the uiucouh l i n in g o f the When thia tu b e ia Inflam ed -suchian Tube. ¡aluve a rumbling sound or lm erfect hear- and when itisoutirely closed, Deafneas ia •’remit, and unlesa the Inflammation can be i*DOUt and this tube restored to its normal dition, hearing w ill be destroyed forever; posies out of ten are caused by Catarrh, ¡¡ichii nothing but an lntlamed condition or -mucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any •of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that can- jibe cured by Ilall’s Catarrh Cure. Send for rculars, fres. F. J. CHIKEY & CO., Toledo, O. Bold by Druggists, 75c. Sail’s* Family Fills are the best. Dida’t M ind th e M a c k la e s . “I hops,” said the renter of room No. 197, “that the rattle of ths typewriters my office doesn’t annoy you.” “No, sir, It does not/* responded the rusty capitalist whose office w as No. 199; “but their gabble does annoy me edingly.”—Chicago Tribune. The lion was the first to speak, For all his comrades looked so meek : “ Divide this deer In four,” said he. “ Oh, wise judge,” cried the other three. “ Thanks, loyal friends; since I am king,’ The lion said, continuing, “ Each one, I know, will call It fair To grant to me, your king, first share.” The three bowed low. The lion then. With dignity, remarked again : “ As judge, one quarter falls to me.” And bowed ones more, less low, the three. “ As one who helped to catch the deer I’ll have to take a share, I fear; Now, let him take the rest,” said he, “ Who wants me for his enemy.” And thu* the jackal, wolf and fox Learned wisdom there among the rocks. s e n ? . To Break In New S h oes. Always shake in Allen's Foot-Eaee, s powder. Jcures hoi, sweating, a ch in g , sw ollen feet, aw*corns. Ingrowing nails and b u n io n s. At ;'ldruggists tnd shoe stores, 26c. D on ’t accep t Jtiobstitute. Sample m ailed F R E E . Address 'lien S Olmstod, Ia Roy, N. Y. Aio Hope o f “I am sorry to hear that Wrinklins Jid bis wife can’t live together in peace, viere is too much obstinacy on both sides that’s the trouble, Isn’t it?” Yes; he’s a standpatter, and ahe’s a undpouter." fln<? Mr'. W inslow’s Soothing darinv is , r®Inedy to use i ,atuiithe teething rarlod. )( for their children W o n te d to K n o w . J a tramp for dinner to-day.’ Ia this some of him?” asked het I ®*nd, poking his fork Into the meat | Either suspiciously.— Houston Post. Speaking In A l l a r d on M an*« H at A ffo r d « A m o a * - iii« m i t t o S t a t e S t r e e t T h r o n f . T he Sun is seUTnd m the WesT- W haT ¿ .n d does it" haich V A /h e v -e ’ s 1 h « rresf ? J The Cro^n of Gold. “ The late Paul Lawrence Dunbar, the negro poet” said an editor, "once addressed a Sunday school In >ew York. I heard the address. It was de lightful. An odd Incident happened though, at Its end. an Incident that ' Dunbar laughed at as heartily as the D u n b a r toward the close o f hi. re- C a n d or. I m ’ ^‘>ac*''elr—Mr- Spoonamore, hav» ™ rkA n ™ w little friends, If you do i Br, r *‘v*n i’ou good reason to think I all these things some day you i A°u to other young men and wear a gold crown, le s , each 7®° 7 » msrry you? .om e day will wear a gold <™wn. you n. POOJ'"more~ N°. to tel1 th« truth, * ° “ A little chap In the front row. ! feiv /lt. hare' 1 learn from the other | when t w * 1 You kiss them good night catching the poet’s friendly eye, piped - ’My fader wears one now. Be, Y to away, th» sam« aa you do " ’No 1’ said the poet »■Ye*, he doe#-tm hi. toof. said IN CONSTANT A G O N Y . the little chap." ! W" " ! V irgin ian 's A w fu l D is tr e s s w Thp°ugh K id n e y T r o u b le s . F o r I n fa n t s a n d C h ild r e n . A T o»n *-T w l.l«- 8tate street was crowded with shop pers yesterday afternoon, when a young man came out of a popular hat store wearing a new crush h at There was not only the conscious look upon his face which Indicated that fact but he carried his head in the peculiar way— that only the possession o f a new and stylish hat can produce In the nverage young man. Everybody that looked at him saw at a glance that he wore a new hat It was not alone from the signs al ready mentioned that the circumstance was apparent, and the young man, of course, did not give himself away by carrying his discarded hat tied up In brown paper under his arm. N o; but on the band of his hat was the shop ticket, bearing the price mark and some other cabalistic characters Intelli gible to no one outside of the hat store. On he went, all unconscious of the attention he was attracting and of the remarks his hat was calling forth. Young women looked at his hat and giggled, but he did not Imagine for a moment that anything In his appear ance was the cause of their mirth, least of all the new hat which proudly adorn ed his head. But alas! the young man » a s soon to be rudely awakened by a friend calling hla attention to the adorn ment of his hat The telltale ticket was soon removed and the young man went his way sad der and wiser. He carried himself humbly and looked neither to the right nor left, but boarded the nearest street car In order to e«wape as quickly aa possible from the scene o f his humilia tion. Something In h i. eye Indicated that It would be a long time before he patronized that hat store again.—Chi I f yon stick a stick aero.« a stick. I ^ r g v T v 0“ ’ m*rchant> of P ,r k - i0 r cros. a stick aero«« a st ck. | says: “ Driving abont Or stick a cross across a s i , t » in bad w e a t h e r 'O r cross a croas acros. a • « * . \ a brought kidney trou- , stick. W hie* on me, and I Or croW a suffered twenty years I0 7 " tlck 8 S c k across a cros* IA with sharp, cramp ing pains in the back cago Tribune. and urinary disor I ** ¡.'r^g*ed stick across s »tick. A ¡ » t e r C o n *l dr-rmf Ion. ders. I often had to »How long do you think It will take Ret np a doaen times at night to urinate. to build the Panama canal r aald the Hetention set in, and ' B„ ln<ro'*ltlTe P*” 00- crossed stick? I was obliged to nse »1 haven’t begun to figure on that, • I I took to my bed, and answered the expert “ What I am try »««I I lt«doetn». «-¡|7 ' w “ *7 o e u . auu A«-«*-*** ujj * word In- ing to ascertain now Is how long It fr*#’» iru *' ln* *o help, began using ^ j K d n s y P i n , . The urine soon Tbe In th* study will take to get the building actually •til* At«- y *D(i the pain grad- ,0 ly ** 7 I I L * . Tbs word was U k«n started.”—Washington Star. ^ ( u M tural I have been cured o f on r langu gw Men are so naturally wicked that S « t h - M ,S'b^“ l1 ,,'thon8h over 70, am as - - no* - ' , directly from ^ bare no use for a parrot unieas ®°lilby»nj - proanclstloB. ' h second syllable. a**iers. 80 cents a bo*, —..v, - r « accent on tne i w , It »wear*. M,lW n Co., Buffalo, N. T. j It h** » *,n« nlar ;s s ::s = ! - — — ■s ss: “~ The Kind You Have Always Bought ÄVcgefaWe Preparationfor A s similating the Food andRegula- ting the Stomachs aotlBowds o f IN K A N f S Î Î H I L D K t N B e a r s the |‘ - m Promotes DigestioivCheerful- ness and Rest.Contains neither Opium,Morphine nor Mineral. 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U LA STIC H O S lK R Y ; Supporters. Braces; Knit to Fit; Crew measurement blanks; Woodard, Clarks. W A R D K. BURTON. — Assayer wntl Chemist. H O I«eudvlUe, Colorado^ Kpeiimeu prices: Gold, n in r i, Dead, Silver, UU, f |1; ■ , viuiu Gold, , on Sliver, > vi, t i c , ; v■ Gold, vj ■ vj, ww 60c; , Zinc or Copper. 91. Cyanide tests. Mailing envelopes and full price list sent on application. Control and Um pire work solicited. Reference: Carbonate Na tional Bank. 15 Th« («nuiK TOWER'S POMMEL SLICKER HA3 BEEN ADVERTISED AND SOLD FOR A QUARTER OF A CENTURY. LIKE A L L ,S2*i,w™ oof 'TIS ciomiKG. It is msdc o f the but ttat« r mli. m black or yellow, fully guaranteed, and sold by reliable dealers everywhere SIICR TO TMl HOHHKM or all kinds for sale at very reasonable prices. Inquire 275 Front 8t. TK U 88K B sent on approval ; we guarantee fit la most dlttlcult cases; Woodard, Clarke A Co. A R T IF IC IA L K Y K 8 ; eycry shade and shap„; as sortment seut on approval ; Woodard, Clarke Co I’ K K A M S E P A R A T O R »—W e guarantee the U. 8. Separator to be the best. Write lor free catalog. Haseiwood Co., Fifth and Oak. M E N ’ H CLOTHINO — HufTum «t Pendleton, sole agems Alfred Benjamin A Co.’s correct clothes. Fverythlng in men’s furnishings. Morrison aud Sixth streets. Opposite itostofflee. POI LTR \ FOOD - I f you want your hens 10 lav more eggs write ns for free particulars about Plf- K lib— Acm e Mills Co., H IN A PO U LT R Y FK -------- Portland, Oregon. PIANOS A O R G A N » — Oldest piano house on Pa cific coast, organs and Pianos on easy payments. Write Air list. I<et us quote you a price. Allen Gllbert-Kamaker Co., Portland, Oregon. T R I . K O R A P H Y T A U G H T F K K K . Com plete coor.se and posit on secured when graduated This« IT.-r good only for short time. W r te for par ticulars PA C IF IC T E L K U R A PH IN S T IT U T 16 tirami 1 ht-atre Building, Portland, Oregon. No. 22—06 P. N. U. SIGN OF THE FISH. II F V w r i t i n g t o a d v e r t i s e r e p l e a s e I m e n t i o n t i t l e |>a|>er. ] E levates W ater TAG TOLD IT W A 6 N EW . Ft. V im’ I'anoe find all N ervous Diseases 1110 permanently cured by Dr. K line’ s Great pwwaestorer. Send for FR E E |2 trial bottle and wtUie.Dr.IVH.KUn . Ixl.,W31 A rch BV, l’ hlla.Pe. Amending th e D e c l a r a t i o n . GASTORIA mi A g r e em e n t, My friends," exclaimed the candidate, hurst of disinterested patriotism, I don t want this office If you think I am unworthy to fill It!” Hers he stopped and took a drink of | water. And I might add," he proceeded, “ that candidacy is not the result of any cor- "W political bargain.” Yes. you might,” interrupted an old armer ¡n the audienr^ ; “ but if you did Did be lyin’ like Sam H ill!” The people o f Syria and Tlflis make their streams do things that Ameri cans do not seem to have learned the secret o f persuading the water courses o f this country to perform, says the hut good usage has made one In Eng New York Tribune. lish, antipode, and as that Is generally At Tlflis the natives have learned pronounced an-tl pode, with the accent how to utilize the power o f the cur on the first syllable, there Is a growing rent o f the River Kur without build tendency to accent the plural form In ing dams. What they have accomplish- the same way. Both methods, how . ed possibly might be done by an Amerl- ever, are sanctioned by good authority. 1 can farmer living on the banks of a rapidly moving stream and desiring a A T h r e a t. small, cheap power. The Caucasians Henry had been so continuously and ! build floats on the surface o f the river. persistently naughty that, says the | Into them are set water wheels. The New York World, h!g aunt, who had j whole affair Is fastened to the bank In charge of him In Ills mother’s absent*, I 6uch a way that It will rise and fall did not know what to do with him. In j with any change In the level o f the sur- despair she said, weakly; | face of the river, so that the power Is “ If you will not behave, I shall put about constant all the time. you In one of grandpapa's hen coops.” In Hama the ancient “ entering In of “ Well,” said Henry, sturdily, "before Hamath,” the Syrians have accom you put me In, I want to tell you that plished a feat that makes one think of I will not lay any eggs.” lifting one’s self over a fence by tug ging at one’s boot straps. They have M y L u c k y B r o th e r . harnessed the historic Orontes, or I have a brother not so tall— Nahr el Asl, as the-Syrians call It, Into I haven’t any other— the work o f lifting Itself many feet to So he's what you may really call A very lucky brother; ward the zenith and trained It thus to For when my trousers get too small water their fruitful gardens and orch For me to wear, our mother ards. Just "takes them In,” seams, legs and all, As for size the water wheels which And gives them to my brother 1 do this work are as to other water wheels what Niagara is to other water VOTES A MIXED T IC K E T . falls. As one stands by one o f these great wooden frames revolving upon C o lo ra d o W o m a n G iv e * H e r R e a s o n « Its wooden axle and looks up at its fo r P le k lu s C e rta in C a n d id a te s . perimeter forty feet above one thinks A Coloradan, a man of course, haa this to say of the way some women It large and Is astonished when he turns his gaze upstream to see that vote in that State; “ A few days after relatively It is not a great wheel, for la the election of November, 1904, for ex the distance looms up one sixty feet I d ample, I was talking with a young mar height. Even then he Is not prepared ried woman of more than average Intel for the spectacle o f one ninety feet I d ligence, who was living in one of the diameter, grunting around on Its cum smaller cities of Colorado and who de bersome axle Just outside the town. clared ‘ahe never voted a straight ticket Life in Hama for some people Is Ilk« because she always voted for the men.' the liking o f others for olives, an ac “ I applauded and asked if she would quired taste, because o f these very wa mind telling me how she voted and ter wheels. According as one feel! why. ‘Not at all,’ she replied earnest about It, It Is a musical city or one All ly. ‘I didn’t know much about Roose ed with nerve-racking groans. Day velt or l ’urker, but In his pictures and night without ceasing these mas Parker Is much more handsome than sive, slow revolving structures uttei Roosevelt, so I voted for the Demo speech. For those who have acquired cratic electors. I don’t like Governor a taste for their companionship th« Peabody’s wife, so I voted for Alva never-censing tones are soothing, re Adams. The Itepubllcau candidate for sembllng the ocean roar o r a slow County Clerk wants to marry a friend fugue played on some cyclopenn organ of mine and could right away If elect The diapason tones are deeper and ed, so I voted for him. louder than the deei>est organ atop. “ "The Republican running for As Now they are In unison, now repeating sessor got my vote because he is a the theme, one after another, now foi dear old man and needed a nice easy a brief moment In a sublime harmony position. The Republican candidate never to be forgotten, according to on« for State Trea’ irer was a Swede and traveler, then once more together In a I don't like Swedes, so I voted for the tremendous chorus. The sounds ar« Democrat One of the candidates for described as a alow movement up th« County Commissioner on the Demo scale, followed with a heavy drop to cratic ticket, they say, used to run a the keynote a s : Do mi sol, do do d o ; saloon, so I voted for the Republican. do sol la, do do do. This unceasing I voted against the Republican candi Sisyphean music, It Is said, has been date for Sheriff because his wife got a going on for a century at least. divorce from him. I took my husband's advice regarding the other candidates ACTRESS HALF A CENTURY. because I didn’t know anything about them myself.' Ellen Terry Is still the Idol o f the “ I mildly asked If she knew of the British play-going public, which recent special qualifications of any of these ly celebrated her fiftieth artistic annl- men to perform the duties of the sev eral offices for which they were candi dates. She replied that she had not troubled about that because the rea sons she had stated were sufficient for her.” — San Francisco Argonaut by WATER POWER T H E C O L U M B IA H Y D R A U L IC R A M ELLEN TERBY. versary with a huge banquet to her. The great actress’ first appearance on the stage took place on April 28, I860, when «he played the little Mamllllu« In “ The Winter’s Tale” at the Princess Theater, 1/ondon. She was then 8 years old. The fact that she Is now a grandmother has not affected her popu larlty, nor her remarkable vivacity nor her popular title o f “ Mlsa.” C u rb Pnt on K m o k ln g . Recently the Italian government la- sued an order that there was to be no smoking In business hours by officials whose duties brought them Into con tact with the public. For those whose duties do not It Is left to the discre tion o f heads o f departments to allow or to forbid smoking. But their dis cretion is limited to the cigar and the cigarette. No pipes are to be allowed. A F la t Sort of E x l«t«n c c . »1 suppose you are getting thorough ly ’city broke’ now that you’ ve moved to town and are living In a flat?” “ Yes. we’re getting city broke faat enough and Henry say* It’s only a question o f time until he’ll be flat broke, too.” — Kansas City Times. 2 PUMPS AWAY UNCEASINGLY WITHOUT ANY ATTENTION T t E C O L U M B IA H Y D R A U L IC R A M is a »imply constructed and in inexpensive machine that can utilize a small (all of water (or the purpose of raising a portion of it to any desired height. It is the farmer's friend in the *dry season* and is indispensable to those owning land high above ditches. F ln a e H e l. Mrs. Watkyns— Henry, I want a dol lar this morning. Mr. Watkyns— Great Caesar, woman I Do you think I am made o f money? When you want large amounts, you ought to let me know twenty-four hours In advance.” — Somerville Journal. You have probably met the bore, who, no matter what the attraction, always recalls a better one. The original rule o f three Is that o f faith, hope and charity. It will furnish water for domestic purpose, even elevating pure water of the spring b y m^ans of the impure or muddy water, at found in some stream*. Requires no attention. Practically no co*t of maintenance, there being no parts to get out of order. A ram will pay for itself in a short time. giving utmost satisfaction. Every ram installed is W e keep a large stock constantly on hand. W rite to our Hydraulic Department today for illustrated literature. C o lum bia E ngineering W o rks Tenth and Johnson Streets : : PO R TLA N D , OREGON