j »8 W H A T W ATER IS CAPABLE O P . S a r s a p a r illa S ix -I n c h S tr e a m G e n e r a t e » 1 2 , 000 - lln r a e F e w e r a l B u t t e G r e e k , G a l. L b e . m i r e v i v í « , the blood - « "’ t.B he »hole system. „ K : j f e .ud pern,aoeotly c u r e , all b lood - »'* “ e^m P>>n l,le‘ t 0 ‘ C r0 fU a ' . «n s t it u .io n a l re m ed y f o r c i " Í Í L l « n »“ d ^ time o f year w h en It Is n ot m ore ^ ‘‘ Luh.nanyotlmr medicine. lelf“4*1 „ „ t s are co n fir m e d d a lly b y - d‘i : ” ;:.m:naudwo,nen. testim on ial. In th e la st tw o [0«' « ^ . l e d . u n ap p roa ch ed r e c o r d I ** _ in ta b let.. “ weU “ “ W e have some fine eggplant, mum." “ Fresh or storage?”—Cleveland Plain- Dealer. “ ,U al Pauline— It Is hardly fair to blame our faults on our ancestors. Penelope— Oh, they blamed their faults on their Ttoe T r o u b l e . . ilh ,ou would »end a man up ancestors.— Ex. " _v tvD*wrlter." “ He talks a great deal about his fam­ ily tree.” “ That may account for the f “ Wt t0 te th0 m“ tter With tales I ’ve heard about his shady past” think the type Is Pled > look at thls Philadelphia Ledger. P d g ^ D o m Uue Uollar. , Can t I go out In the back yard not your typewriter, but your and play In the garden, utamiun?” “ Cer­ * rnuher that needs overhauling; tainly not, child, you must stuy In nnd Jlftiiive to do that yourself.” Hous- study your nature hooks."—Life. ) P o s t _________________ Askitt— Do you believe In the sur­ THE f a r m e r T O b l a m e . vival of the fittest? Dlgwell— I don’t Imagine a perpendicular column of water more than one-third o f a mile high, twenty-six Inches In diameter at the top and twenty-four Inches In diam­ eter at the bottom. Those remarkable conditions are complied with, as far as itower goes. In the Mill Creek plant, which operates under a head o f 1 . 9 U 9 feet, says the Philadelphia Ledger. This little column o f water, which, If liber­ ated, would be Just about enough to make a small trout stream, gives a capacity o f 5,200 horse power, or enough power to run a good-sized ocean­ going vessel. As the water strikes the buckets of the waterwheel It has a pressure o f 850 pounds to the square Inch. What this pressure Implies is evidenced by the fact that the average locomotive car­ ries steam at a pressure o f 190 or 200 pounds to the square Inch. Were this stream, as it issues from the nozzle, turned upon a hillside, the earth would fade away before It like snow before a Jet of steam. Huge bowlders, big as city offices, would tumble Into ravines with as little efTort as a clover burr Is carried before the hydrant stream on a front lawn. Brick walls would crackle like paper and the hugest sky­ scrapers crumble before a stream like that o f the Mill Creek planL It takes a powerful waterwheel to withstand the tremendous pressure. At Butte Creek, Cal., a single Jet of water b I x Inches In diameter Issues from the nozzle at the tremendous vel­ ocity of 20,000 feet a minute. It Im­ pinges on the buckets of what Is said to be the most powerful single water­ wheel ever built, causing the latter to travel at the rate of nluety-four miles an hour, uuklng 400 revolutions a min-, ute. This six-inch stream has a capa­ city of 12,000 horse power. The water for operating the plant Is conveyed from Butte Creek through a ditch and discharged Into a regulating reservoir which Is 4,500 feet above the power house. Two steel pressure pipe lines, thirty Inches In diameter, conduct the water to the power house. believe In the survival of anybody; I „m. Land Suffers from Drouth or am an undertaker.—Town Topics. lisck» Water for Irrigating When “ IIow would you like your steak, Small Stream Is Near.by Says salt?” asked the waiter. “ If It’s all the Robert W ashburn. same to you and the cook, I’d like It on “It is tb* farmer’ s own fault, if, in a plate In a hurry.”— Milwaukee Sentl- " 2 - of scientific discovery, he neL t ? J E L i all the returns he should “ Our cashier,” said the bank presi­ , , hi« land, be it located wherever den t "has recently acquired a half In­ terest In a y a ch t" “ Well,” rejoined the 1 Ut bo long as there is a small vice president, “ I hope he won’t be­ t í with a slight fall nearby.” come a full-fledged skipper.”— Chicago S w a , the remark the other day of News. v, Robert Washburn, a man of wide Blinker— Are you blind or crazy, MDerienc* in agriculture, horticulture !nd individual irrigation enterprises man? Do you really think Miss Heavy- throughout the great Pacific Northwest, thlnge has a handsome figure? Clinker L i at present an extensive owner — Well, $ 1 , 000,000 Is the handsomest 2 operator of Rogue river land. figure that I could ever see!— Pittsburg "Pevaitation to crops as a result of Gazette. drongbta and barrenness of land from “ He used to complain because ho lick of water are two evils that can never got what he wanted to e a t” ngily be overcome,” continued Mr. “ Yes, but he's very rich now.” “ Yes, stubborn, “ if the flow of a little and now he complains because he never «ream is only utilized by any one of wants what he gets to e a t”— Philadel­ ti* modern mechanical devices now be­ phia Press. ing msde for just such work and al- "I ain’t been to Boston fur a good tdty accomplishing for many the de- ¡ired results. The sim plest and most many years,” said the old lady who inexpensive of these devices for elevat­ reads without her glasses, “ but If ever ing the water of a stream to a higher I do go agin, the fust tiling I ’m goln level is, perhaps the hydraulic ram. t’ do Is t’ go hear one Y them sym­ It is a self-pumping engine that is rap­ pathy concerts.” idly fulfilling the need of the farmer Gladys— I call It an automobile en­ ind small irrigationist for a sure gagement Maude— ft hat’s an automo­ «theme of getting out of their land all bile engagement? Gladys—One that those bountiful returns yielded where starts off all right hut nobody’s quite water is plentiful.” dead sure that It will be able to keep un in e in a ia e . on going.— Life. “Old Gayboy play« the race«, doeen’t Mrs. Nurltch— I want to get a pair h«r o f the most expensive gloves you got “No; h«’a too smooth for that H« Clerk— Yes’m. How long do you want vorki '•m.H_________________ them? Mrs. Nurltch— Don’t be Impu­ To B reak In N e w S h o e s . dent young man. I want to buy ’em, Always shake in A llen’ s F oot-E ase, «p o w d e r . not hire ’em.— Ex. It curen hot, dweating, a ch in g , sw ollen feet. Cure« corns, ingrow ing n ails a n d b u n ion s. At Mr. Jones— My daughter Is only eigh­ all druggists and shoe store«, 26c. D on’ t accept anyjubstitute. Sample m ailed FR EE . A ddress teen— you had better wait until she U Aliens.Olmsted, Le R oy, N. Y. older. The Lover— Well, I’ve waited two CMtly D i c t i o n a r y B e l . t C o m p i l e d . On the preparation o f a new dletlon- years for her to get older, but she still «17 of the English language $400,000 stays at eighteen! Hoskins— I don't object so much to has been spent In Philadelphia and (¡250,000 more will be necessary before Fnnny kissing her dog, but I prefer It can be delievered entire. The work hei to kiss me before and not after. has been going steadily on for thirteen Wilkins— I know ; but don't you sup­ pose the dog has his preference, too? years. PITS Permanently Cured. N o nta or nervousness — Boston Transcript IIIU after first day's use o f Dr. Kline’ s O real N erve He— I’m glnd now that I didn’t mar­ Restorer, send for F r e e S i trial bottle and treatise, She's a confirmed old hr.K.H.Kline, Ltd., 931 A rch St.. Philadelphia, Pa. ry that woman. utald. She— How fortunate that 1 re­ In form ation . jected that man. Here lie Is n con­ "What Is a domestic animal, mam­ firmed bachelor, a thing that I detest ma?” asked the little boy. “A domestic animal,” replied mam —Minneapolis Tribune. Miss Stocksanbons— I thought I saw ma, with a scornful glance at papa, who was putting on his coat, “ Is one the baron come In. Where Is he? Mr, who does not spend all his time at the Stocksanbons— lie has Just had an In­ terview with m e; and at present he Is club.—Brooklyn Life. In the library trying to figure out whether he loves you or not.— Life, Mrs. Talker— It must be awfully f f '. V i hard work thinking up bright things to write an the time. Scribbler-W ell, It I s ’ but the hardest part U getting edl- tore to tlilnk that they are bright after they are w ritten — Somerville Journal. »T he L axative of K nown Q uaut Ye to r *r\ m jjfe a Í^ ítG ' v.l'.ft fh j F 'íl ¿ é l* * * * ' The average man Is greatly puzzled to find one dog awarded a first prize, and another, which to him appears to be quite as fine a specimen, awarded no prize at all, says Answers. A man who knows the relative values of the different points In all breeds of dogs Is a veritable walking encyclopedia. Generally speaking, the best dog Is the one which comes nearest the stand­ ard of requirements for Its own par­ ticular breed, about 25 per cent o f th« points being usually awarded for flue head proportions, an equal number for legs and feet » similar number ngalu for body and color, and the rest for symmetry. In the Dalmatian, for Instance, thir­ ty points given for color and markings, while head, eyes and ears have only fif­ teen ; the bulldog, on the other hand, has forty-five for head and ears, while coat and color amount to but five points; the collie has twenty-five for coat, color being Immaterial, and twen ty-flve for head and ears. The S t Bernard has forty for head and ears, and five each for coat and c o lo r ; the I’omeranlan has but fifteen for head and ears, forty-five points go­ ing for coat, color and tall, with fifteen for appearance. It may be set down as governing in all breeds o f dogs that whatever Is the typical feature of that breed Is the foature upon which stress Is laid in the allotment of points. Flnhl nir fo r the H er M o th erly H I. C ariosity r “ K r ”.r .p7.r.‘. S ta r. S te p . •L Washington do s whole lot o f unnecessary talk? A RD K. BURTON.—Assayi*r nnd CThfmlit. H OW Iteadville, Colorado. 8 peel men p rice«: <»old, 811 ver, U* ad, |1 ; Uold, Silver,'75c; Oold, 50c; Zinc or yanide tcHtH. Mailing envelope* and Copper, ft. C o n tr o l a n d _____ Um * Rill price list sent on application. Coi pire work solicited. liefcrenew: Carbonate Na* tlo m il B a n k . 0 EMIS BRÒ SEVEN YEARS OF SUFFERING. BAG CO. ' Ended at Last Through Using Doan's Kidney Pills. SEATTLE/ A Mrs. Selina Jones of 200 Main St , ///, Ansonia, Conn., says: " I f it had not How’s This? been for Doan's K id­ W e offe r O n e H u n d red D ollars R ew ard for ney P ills I would not a n y case o f C atarrh th a t ca n n o t b e cu re d by be alive today. Sev­ H all'a C atarrh C ure. _ , , , F. J. C H EN E Y A CO.. P r o p a ,T o le d o , O. | en years ago I was so W e, th e u n d e rsig n e d , have k n ow n F. J. j C h en ey fo r th e last 15 years, an d believ e him bad with pain in the p e rfe ctly h o n o ra b le in all business transac­ depends on h ow back, and so weak tion s and fin a n cia lly a b le to ca rry o u t any o b ­ honestly it is m ade that I had to keep to lig a tio n s m ad e by their arm . , \VgHT A T r u a x , W holesale Druggists, T oled o, O. m y room , and was in W a l d in q , K innam <& M a r v in , w bolesa le Drug­ bed sometimes six gists, T o le d o , O. . . . . ,, . H a ll’ s C aia rrh Cure is taken In tern a lly, act- weeks at a spall. Ine d ir e c tly u p o n the b lood and m u cou s sur­ ______ B e g i n n i n g w i t h faces o f th e system. P rice 75c. per b o tile . lets. T estim onials free. Bold by all D ruggists Itjan’ a Kidney Pills, the kidney weak­ H a ll's F a m ily P ills are the best. ness was soon corrected, and inside a are made on honor, o f the beet m a t e r | i W h at! week all the pain was gone. I was al­ ¡ale. ‘ ' "I knew he was something of a celeb­ so relieved of all headaches, dizzy M l That is why they outlive others. rity, but I didn’t know he w si rich. How spells, soreness and feelings of languor. did he make hie money?” I strongly recommend Doan’ s Kidney Y ou w on't need to order bags so ofte “ In dirt.” Pills. if every order specifies “ BEMIS.” . “ * "Beal estate or mining?" Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a box. "Neither. He wrote a book. You’ ve Foster-M illburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y. read it, haven’t you?” The Life of a Ba B EM IS B A G S # M ade for GRAIN, FLOUR, ORE, WOOL, ETC. O etopu*. CLA5S1FIEDADVERT1S1NG evlla" N ext E xcited. T h e s u b je c t u n d e r d is c u s s in o t t th* c o r ­ n e r g r o c e r y w a s th e P a n a m a ca n a l. “ I ’ v e h e a rd a g o o d d e a l,” re m a rk e d M r. W ip e d u n k s , “ a b o u t th is C u le b r a cu t. W h y In th u n d e r d o n ’ t aom a o f the n e w s ­ p ap er# p r in t I t ? ” GASTORIA F o r In fa n ts and C h ildren. [13 SUCKERS! 7o The W ar. “ They say Mrs. Krankley m a k e s re g u ­ "I don't want auy government at lar dolls of her daughters." all,” said the anarchist. "Well, it’s true. She fairly atuffs them "Suppose you succeeded In abolish­ with breakfast food.” ing the government?” M others w ill And M r-. W in slo w ’s S o o th in g T ______ h en I could step In and start one 8 yru p the best rem edy to use fo r their ch ild re n f W a a h ln z to n S ta r d u rin g th e te e th in g p eriod . or ow a- »aauingiou o t u r . Ml í m anufactured b y th e C alifornia Fig S yru p C o ., and in order to b u y the gen uin e article and to g et its beneficial effects, one has on ly to n ote, w hen purchasing, th e full name o f the C o m p a n y — C alifornia Fig S yru p C o .— plainly printed on the fron t of e v e r y p ack age. P rice, 50 c per bottle. O n e size onl; S om e P oin ter* that W ill E n a b le One to F in d P rize W in n er*. IN 2 ji G e n u in e — S y r u p o f F ig s Æ S '1 WHV-: HOW TO JUDGE YOUR DOG. Perhaps th« most unusual method of fishing Is the one employed by natives of Hawaii In capturing tbe octopus with a cowrlo shell, says the Southern Workman. One of these shells Is at­ tached to a string and placed face ••Just from Ireland, are you?” asked downward against another shell or a Mrs. Illram Offen of the applicant pebble the same size. To the upi>er “ and were you trained across the wa­ shell Is fastened a hook for bait The ter?” “ Shure, ye must know lietthcr octopus is particular In regard to the color and decorations o f the shell, re- nor that ______ ma’am," the girl; shlpped across."—Philadelphia fuwlng t0 r|s* unless this has small was ! red spots breaking through a reddlsh- |BY ALLTHF. | Press. Vn Excited Voice— Hello, hello. Is brown ground, *SST DEALERS this the city editor? Well, one o f your j Arrlved it Ms fishing ground, the A. J. TOWIR CO.. ESTABLISHED 1836 men down here at this fire has fallen Dsher tor octopus either looks for his ” SOSTOS NEW YORK CHICAGO the elevator shaft and Is very T,ctIm wtth , water glass or he makes JOW28 CAWA9UW CQ..1 n ‘ *d TOROI1TO.CAN badly hurt Busy City E dltor-N ever th0 inrfac, dear by chewing up and III m ind; I'll send down another.—C o m - opon the »..ter a mouthful of Haring located the merclal Tribune. candlenat meat Mrs. Chugwater—This paper | octopus, he drops tbe shell Into the water and swings It back and forth. Portland Trade Directory Th* animal pots out one arm and Names end A ddresses in P ortland o f R epre­ use the seine* It If tbs bait Is attractive an sentative Business firm s. M r " C h u r « » w r - '0 " T ^ u lfl Why don’t other arm is put .bon i H and finslly a bin’s log, couldn’t they. P P L IE 8; Kodak developing and prlnt- on nee vour own reasoning faculties the shell I* bugged close to his body. - Æ - * ™ for prtcea. W oodard, t larfce A Co. Then the fisherman draws np the once in . w h llel-O d ca g o Tribun* — W etster Co., Portland. ectopus and stun* It by a blow between — prtwi on U e t t r i » and Glides.__________ “1 understand pm r wife 1* quite llter- th* eye*. He hn* *° moTe fItl|r’d y ’ foT HOSIERY ; .Supporters, Braces: Knit to —l* nieaeurement blanks: Woodard, Clarke. the octopne with his eight strong t r a . ary. .ay so; she won a ten- ?f 1111 k,n ■raarautee the G.8. ! ' n e c t in g th e gh " » " P * ’ 'W rite tor fire. earn.»*. , c o n n e c t in g ^ the fair malil, who thL!?L n <,J “ Buffum ■* Pendleton, sot. h a d t a lk e d f ,,r " ______ i fln 2 him him tr. t o ept g e t In In a tlon to that end o f the several mem . M» " )« m 's A Go.’, correct c l o t h e » ___. I fh o llt p e r m itt in g nun * s i^ y iN " * ** «tea’ s fnrnlshlmrs. Merrleou and u t e s h ” 1 “ v o u a r e t ir e d o f bers the youngster nearest her shook &1»th .tre»ts. Uppoeit, po.tofflca I w o r (l e d g e w a y s . 3 ,,u his bead dubiously. “ I might git one boy In our neighbor i " T J n? , 7 .“ "'"replied the gallant ^ " get shared st s -,ar- hood to come," he explained, "but all the other* kin lick me.”— Harper’» £ r and *m n-ed t» that sort « f t > - particular« »bout p u - Honhl w e g lF « so nui^h a tte n Weekly. ______________________ . LT*Y * k t U s - A c m . Min. O h. -w hy sh° 1,1 ^ ^.lenoe .nil n ar.l When s woman goes Insane, sbe tlon to m * benevolent m an; shows great anger when talking about TiLLo?*— Ufg » C olum bia » W ’ ’ wnrn o o le n M Btiiis ima «.o,, G o .. rurn»i"*- P ortland. lent. _ . — lhl. thing." equip®' 0 » u if„ "tyl* clothe* mamínt system insures perfect flt. “ war 1 ». _ J ^ O f f r e e ^ » r n p le » ami prices. to” .0' S e t h * o f occasionally a husband gets It from hi. “ Yes.” * n! fifie rrL» OR