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About Washington County news. (Forest Grove, Washington County, Or.) 1903-1911 | View Entire Issue (March 29, 1906)
I A nn oyed. A n ie n ill n a U “ You got | a typewritten copy of this eech in adytuiee, didn't you?” asked the borter of (the party organ. F‘Yes,” replied the reporter of the oppo- Jion i»perM*tli> s|>enker sent it in, even th e 'c h e e r s ’ and 'applause' in parenthe- "W ere you annoyed while on the wit ness stand?” “ Slightly,” answered the groat cor poration magnate. “ The Judge and one or two other people in the courtroom seemed to think they were quite as im portant as myself.”— Washington Star. ‘ W e l l, then what are you taking down * V” ‘T h e ‘ c h e e r s ’ ind 'applause' and substi- The S cien tific A \ a o d o rs d Medicine Way. “ Yes, he calls himself u scientific farmer.” “ And what does the science consist in?” “ Why, he stays in town and runs the 73 in England farm by telephone.” — Cleveland Plain I Dealer. < Impure or effete matters accumulated in the blood uring She winter cause in the spring such disfiguring nd painful troubles as boils, pimples, and other eruptions, dc so weakness, loss of appetite and that tired feeling. Thejbest medicine to take to rid yourself of them is ^ f o o d ’s Sarsaparilla, which thoroughly cleanses the blood, aimed id effects permanent cures by giving healthy functional himaivity to the stomach, liver, kidneys, bowels and skin. This is the testimony of tens of thousands who have •a. Hjfien this great spring medicine. VJ Accept no substitute for Hood’s Sarsaparilla, but in- st on having Hood’s and get it today. sutiB Sold by druggists everywhere. A y e r ’ s C h e rry Pectoral is not a simple cough syrup. It is a strong m edicine, a doctor’s medicine. It cures hard cases, severe and desperate cases, chronic cases o f asthma, pleu risy, bronchitis, consumption. Ask you r doctor about this. “ I have used a great deal o f A y e r’s Cherry Pectoral fo r coughs and hard colds on the chest. It has alw ays done m e great good. It Is certainly a most w on derfu l cough medi cine.” — M ic tiA iiL J. F i t z g e r a l d , Medford, N. J. b y J. C. A y e r Co., L o w e ll, Maas. ▲Iso m anufacturers o f A u j i p r ç ___ 9 » t i G / À ) SARSAPARILLA. pius- HAIR VIOOR. Y ou w ill h asten recovery by ta k in g on e o f A y e r's Pills a t b ed tim e. A Joke that P a lle d T w ice. Miss Adelbert had Just returned froru a vacation spent at a tiny village on the Malue coast. In recounting her experiences she talked somewhat for the benefit of a cousin, a quiet person, who was visiting her city relatives for the first time In many years. J ini,|jSual form, liquid, or in new form, tablets, 100 Doses One Dollar. “ There was Just one store In the place,” said Miss Adelbert, "und they )r. Laurence I. Flick, an expert on Gwili, the Welsh bard, haa just fin kept everything, that Is, everything ercuiosis, is planniug an international ished to his satisfaction a sermon on they had to keep. reutiou, to be held in Washington in Which he has been engaged for fifteen “ One day I went In to buy some years. aoap, and just on a venture I asked the clerk if they had Browning. He stared at me a second, then went off and «pwk: looked under the counters and on the utioa shelves. imeni;: “ Presently he came back and said, •No, miss, we ain’t got none. W e got blacking, an’ we got bluing, an’ we got whiting, but we ain't got a bit o’ browning In the store.' ” Miss Adelbert had to make several protests to assure her audience that that comes, m ore housewives I this really happened. Finally the cous in asked, gravely, "But, Cousin Bert, are g iv in g up th eir exhorbitant why didn't you say varnish in the first p riced B a k i n g P o w d e r s and .OUNCES F0f? place?” turning to K C , the honest and More Converts ^ Every Year reliable, which has stood so w e ll the test o f years. T h e y are find ing o u t that f%. B A K IN G K P O W D ER costs .e»th ird the p rice o f p ow d er anywhere near K C q u a lity, and makes better, purer, m ore healthful baking. 25 ounces fo r 25c. l relieved A S end p o s ta l f o r 11 B o o k o f P resen ts.“ V w i j f f r 'E v the Cok river br persons JAQJJES M F C . CO. C h ic a g o , I I I . 18 YEARS A m e n d in g : HERE A nd dolnt; d e n ta l.w o rk a 1 th e tim e —th a t Is tfati re c o rd ot i»r W . a . Wise* l a o a r e s ta b lis h m e n t a re e x p e rt d e n tis ts w ho a re c o m p e te n t to p e rfo rm th e m o st lm j» o rta n t d e n ta l o p eratlo tis. N o m a tte r 'h e n a tu re o f ;h e w o rk , th e re is a m a n h e re to do It. f-H W IS E B R O S . , D E N T I S T S rtoui liarle- F a d in g Bldg., T h ird And W a sh in g to n 8 ts. d a . m. to » p. in. S u n d a y s 9 to 12 . M ain 2029 D R. W. A . WIS£ - ■ ■ ■■■■ ■ W e ll D rillin g M ach inery, D rillin g & fis h in g T o ols, Irrig a tio n Pla n t.H yd rau lic Ram s, S pray Pum ps. W r it e Us REIERiON MACHINERY CO. 182-4-6 Morrison St. Portland Oregon V applteanta> £ D . M . P E R R Y A C O ., D e t r o it , M ic h . _ I., tix JL? enoe M i r c i c i c n K n \ / n n T i c n ricade ----------f— ------------------ from & Portland Trade Directory íes and Addresses in Portland o f Repre- h e Business PVm s *0 SU PP L Ì E8^ K o <1 it < developing and print- w rits for p r f c 4 W oodard, Clarke «t Co. C L A N T E R N S — W ei st »*r Co., Portland, eat prices on Lanterns and Slides. í i Dgb»» issiontf ( t i c H O S IE R Y ; Supporters, Braces; K n it to -.-¡free measurement blanks : W oodard, Clar.ce. of all kinds for sale at very reasonable Inquire 275 fr o n t St. tS E 8 sent on ap trovai : w e guarantee fit In it difficu lt cases; Woodard, Clarke A Co. ""p** opposite i I in *a. " . LA R D IX O « M t . DMRtd 1 i<,B* ' «MrwwfPorU. ►If you w ant your hens to lav PU - Co., free particulars about A*ftSiftfi |Sor f HCEIÂS— A cm e M ills IM » ’ Voolen M ills C«k. Portland, ■ lo t h e s m a la to measure cheap, p e r a stem insures pene, t fit. R>r for a ll K idn ey and Bladder U f K A i ’ H E . Price 50c. Trial m 10c. la stampa. Bend today. MSWtches, pompadours. M en’s \ best qu ality; lowest prices; list ; mail orders a specialty, •us W ashington at. Eat i s * It. The Mlsus— Mary Ann, please ex plain to me how it Is that I saw you kissing a young man In the kitchen last night. The Maid— Sure, I dunno how It Is. ma’am, unless yez were lookin’ through the keyhole. — Cleveland Leader. ® m 1km ilfM l . ( iv T a lA fiS A m A W SOLD FOR A V QUARTER OF A CfNIURY. V ) ] i S ]( vfl ( ¿ . Va ^ A LIKE A L L WATERPROOF CLOTHING. It 1» mad« of the beat materials, in black or yellow. fully guaranteed and sold by reliable dealers everywhere S T IC » TO THE SIGN OF THE FISH TOWM rninurn CANADIAN COl. L m m . A J TOWER CO. cam r »< t - u n . , . . . . . WONDERFUL HOME TREATMENT P I T Q P erm an en tly Cured. N o fits or nervousness I I I U a fle r first UHy’ s u s e o fllr .K lin e ’al. real N erve Restorer. Send for F r e e St ; trial Dottle »n d treatise. Dr. K .H . K lin e, Ltd., 931 A rch St.. Philadelphia, Pa. Lasy P h ilo s o p h y . Mrs. Ascum— Doesn't that lazy bus band of yours work for you at all? Mrs. Jackson— 'Deed, ma'am, tie say he ain't gwine ter. kase he's a-tryln’ to lib up to the bible teachin’. Mrs. Ascum— What bible teaching? Mrs. Jackson— He say de bible done tell us dat "Contentment am bettab dan great riches,” so he des nacher’ly bound ter be contented.—Philadelphia Press. T O C U R E A CO LD I N O N E D A T T a k e L A X A T I V E BRO M O Q uInlne Tablets. Drnir- gists refund m oney I f It fa l s to cure. E. W , G R O V E ’ S signature Ison each box. 2&c. S tra y B o ffn m A Pendleton, sole tin c o m e t clothes. Ev«*ry* hings. Morrison and Sixth of POMMEL SLICKER H AS BEEN ADVERTISED Dr. G. Gee Wo t in 1 S C LO TH IN G W ay W A N T E D Mothers w ill find M»-. Winslow’s Soothing A bright man with team in your coun Syrup the best remedy to use for their children during the teething period. ty. Steady work and good wages to right man. References required. For par So, T h e r e ! ticulars address “ H a! You refuse me, then, proud K O C H V. T. CO. beauty? W ell, I know your reasons? Box X Winona, Minn. W ere I rich you would be but too glad to accept me.” TheGmiK TOWER'S “ Mayhap. It Is even so. Rupert Fitz- goobler. But by my troth you would have to be a whole lot richer than anybody else in the world, I ’ll tell you that.” — Cleveland Leader. K T P E A S —Bend 10c for poke, asstd Fair Hold lai peas. J. J. But r 188 Front street. R 8 - W e guarantee the U .S . ist. W rite tor free cata .of. and Oak. “ From a hasty examination,” said the doctor, “ I am decidedly of the opinion that you are suffering from the peculiar trouble known as ’clergy man’ s sore throat.’ ’’ " T h e -------- you say!” exclaimed the caller. “ It Is quite possible, however, that I may be wrong. I will make another examination.” The rrodu- W . D e c la r a t io n . DR. T. P. WISE. Work Done on Week'y and Monthly Payments 1 ,n Represent the su rviva l o f the fittest. W e hemfe have become the largest seed house In the world because our weeds are better than fVatetl * 1 others. Do you w ish to grow the most ; il beautlftal flowers and the finest vege- •ksonvuft tables? Plaattb »* b.-stseeds—F e rry’s. . [ u-on S e e d A n n u a l free to a ll A th e A G U A R A N T E E D C U R E F O R P IL E S . Itch in g, B1 nd, Bleeding, Protru din g Piles. Drug gists are authorized to refund m oney If P A Z O O IN T M E N T fa Is to cure In 5 to 14 days. 50c. DR. H . A. 8 T U R D K V A N T , S p e c ia list on C h ild re n ’s T e e th a n d R eg u latin g . k'ni,m There is more Catp.rrh in this section of the country than all other diseases put together, and until the last few years was supposed tube incurable. For ft great ninny y ears doctors pro nounced it a local disease, and prescribed local remedies, and by constantly failin g to cure with local treatment, pronounced it incurable. Science h as proven catarrh to be a constitu tional disease, and therefore requires constitu tional treatment. H all’ s Catarrh Cure, manu factured by F. J. Cheney A Co., Toledo, Ohio, is the on ly constitutional cure on the market, it Is taken internally in doses from 10 drops to a teaspoonful. It acts directly on the blood and muc »us surfaces of the system. They offer one hundred dollars for anv case it fails to cure, beud for circulars and testimonials. Address, F. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, O Bold by Druggists, 75c. Hall's Family Pills are the best. C o n 1, A c t. A stray cow. picked up by the po lice on the South Side, nearly put the officer out of business and created lots o f fun for the urchins In the neigh borhood. The cow was captured by the newly appointed subpoliceman, and, wishing to distinguish himself by an arrest, he determined to take the bovine to tbe station house. Pro- curing a rope, he fastened It to her horns and started down Cottage Grove avenue. The thoroughfare was slip- pery from a rainstorm, and In a lfTy the policeman was sliding down the asphalt on hla stomach, with the cow on a dead run. The officer was game and bung on to his captive for a square, when the boys headed the anl- mal off. He landed his prisoner and then begged off for the night to clean up.— Chicago Inter Ocean. She COLLEGE G IR L ’S S U N D A Y. D o d fto C hurch aud D evotee H e r T i m e to O d d J o be. “ The church o f the future Is to be womanless as well as mauless. Judg ing from the women’s colleges,” said the dean of a woman’s college, accord ing to the New York Press, “ for It Is only by the strictest discipline that we can induce the girls to. attend church. They have all sorts o f ex cuses why they should not attend di vine worship and It’s wonderful how many headaches develop Sunday morn ing. Almost every woman’s college demands a church record from every student and It is only by keeping them under our thumbs in this way that we can be sure o f their ever hearing a ser mon during their college course. The college maiden's disinclination to church worship is not due to an Irre ligious spirit, but it’s because she wants the day absolutely to herself to rest, to dream, to write letters home, to do tbe thousand aud one things for which there Is little time on recita tion days. “ Many girls look forward to Sunday as the day when they may Indulge in the luxury of late rising. They won’t get up until 9 or 9:30, and then they get a chafing dish breakfast In their rooms. They say It rests them per fectly and puts them In the proper con dition for the rush and grind which be gins the next day. There are rumors that some o f the students take Sunday at a mending day and, of course, such a practice would be stopped at once If w « only had actual proofs o f It; but such proofs are difficult to get. Some times It looks suspicious If s skirt binding which has been ripped all the week appears nicely sewed on Monday morning, but there is no reason why the sewing might not have been done Saturday afternoon or evening. "Sunday the girls like to forget that they are In college nnd become merely the eternal feminine. They lay In a stock of good things on Saturday and invite two or three friends In to take supper with them Sunday evening. They wash out their handkerchiefs nnd stocks and clenn their gloves. They get spots out of their skirts and straighten out their burean drawers. They rearrange the furniture In their rooms ao that It w ill look less monoto nous. They go to call on some o f the ‘town people.’ They revel In a kimono In the morning, because, they say, they are obliged to 'get Into togs’ every oth er day In tbe week. They read popu lar fiction o f the day aud discuss the marriage question. “ Sometimes they take long walks, but these walks are nlwnys attended by Sundny decorum and there Is never any Junketing Sunday. They seem to appreciate more the beauties o f na ture on that day and think less about autumn leaves making a ’gorgeous decoration for the sophomore dnnee,’ or about the ‘perfectly grand fried chicken and cream potatoes' that are served at some o f the weather-beaten old farm houses. “ Sunday the college girl gives her domestic instincts free rein, but she won't go to church If she can possibly help It.” HAD CATARRH THIRTY YEARS Congressman Meekison Gives Praise to Pe-ru-na for His Recovery. CONGRESSMAN MEEKISON PRAISES PE-RU-NA Hon. David Meekiaon, Napojeon, Ohio, ex-member of congress, Fifty-fitb district, writes: ‘ ‘ I have used several bottles of Peruna and I feel greatly benefitted thereby from my catarrh of the head. I feel encouraged to believe that if I use it a short time longer I will be fully able to eradicate the disease of thirty years’ standing.” DAVID MEEKISON. ANOTPER SENSATIONAL CURE: Mr. Jacob L. Davis, Galena, Stone county. Mo., writes: “ I have been in bad health for thirty-seven years, and after tak ing twelve bottles of your Peruna I am cured.” — Jacob L. Davis. I f you do not derive prompt and satisfactory results frrfm the use of Peruna, wri e at once to Dr. Hartman, giving a full statement of your caee and be w ill be pleased to give you his valuable advice gratis. Address Dr. Hartman, President of The Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, O. Chinese Girls Stay at A « T h ff D anced. Tw as at a hop that he proposed; His heart went thump-ty-thump. But that same heart was true, and shs Accepted at a jump. HE- A T T E N D S | A CONSERVATIVE GIVER, j > They were discussing the canal. “ I don’t think, said one, "that Bige low stayed down there long enough to learn anything about conditions.” “ Oh. I dunno,” said another; “ a man can get considerable hit up by fleas in less ’en twenty-four hours.” Im s K ln R lIo n . Sandy—Gritty George went up d » road an’ told nil de ladles ln de way side cottages dat I once hail n casti» in France nn' an nutomohlle. Dusty— Gee! Wld such a press ageut as dat yer ought to git on de stage. TO B U S IN E S S who goes straight to work to cure ******♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦*♦ Squire Flanders was detailing the characteristics of the late Amos Bow den, one of ills fellow townsmen, to Mr. Partridge, a new comer In Sey- mouth. * “ As a leading citizen, we rather ex pected Am os'd do something handsome for the ’ town,” said the squire; “ re member It to the tune o f a few thou sand for a llbr’y, or something." “ And he didn’t?” asked Mr. Par tridge. with easy interest. “ He didn't,” repeated Squire Flan ders, dryly. “ He didn’t make any pub lic bequests— at least, not any out-and- out ones. Some years ago ills w ife per suaded him to put a fountain In the square. In front o f the pogtoffice, nnd the agreement was that he was to keep it In repair, the town to reimburse him for half the expense. “ You don’t know what otir winters are, but you w ill by spring,” the squire continued, prophetically, "so you'll have to take my word for It that that fountain cost tbe town pret’ near ’s much ’s the schools. Every year, regu j lar, the piiies had to 1« dug up, anil new pieces put In where they’d froze j up and bust, nnd after a while we owed Amos quite a little sum. In Ids ; will he canceled that obligation, and : that was the extent o f his remember ing the village he was born and brought up In— and him close to the millionaire line.” Mr. Partridge smiled. “ He wasn't what could be called a royal giver,” he commented. “ R oya l!" gasped the squire. "You couldn't have led him blindfolded up to the word. I ’ll tell you how Ed Vesey sized Amos up.” he continued, with happy recollection. “ ‘I f Amos was an ostrich,’ Ed said, ‘and was join ’ to lay an egg, he'd sure lay n pewee’s egg. An' he'd call It,’ says Ed, 'keeping on the safe side.' ” P le n ty o f T im e. Home, Chinese girls as a rule are not sent to school; the mother superintends their training In housework. As soon as the girls are old enough they are taught to cook, sew, make and mend clothes and Indeed do nil domestic work. But the enlightened Chinese sends his daughter to school when near a mission or some other school. Hurts, Sprains, Bruises [ by the use of ! St. Jacobs O il î ,,;” ; hîm W*4 * X and saves time, ne, money and gets out of misery quickly. Z I t A c t s L .ik Ik e M a g i c . X ” î ‘,K ” Δ î ” X P r ic e , 25c. a n d 5 0 c. hî ” W»*X» The Little Doctor in your Vest Pocket EE the thin, round-cornered little Enamel Box below I When carried in your vest pocket it means Health-Insurance. It contains S ix C a n d y Tablets of pleasant taste, almost as pleasant as chocolate. Each tablet Is a working dose of Cas carete, which acts like Exercise on the Bowels and Liver. . . . It will not purge, sicken, nor upset the stomach. Because it Is not a driver,” like Salts, So dium, Calomel, Jalap, Senna, nor Aperient Waters. These waste Diges tive J u ic e s of the s y s te m needed to morrow, In merely flushing out the Bow els today. . . . They stimulate the Bowel Muscles to contract, expand, and squeeze the Diges tive Juices out of food eaten. Cascarets do this naturally, without purging or discomfort. They don't help the Bowels and Liver In such a way as to make them lean upon similar assistance for the future. This Is why, with Cascarets, the dos» may be lessened each succeeding time instead of increased, as It must be with all succeeding doses of other Cathartics and Laxatives. • • * Cascarets a c t I l k a exercise. If carried In yotis Vest Pocket, (or car ried In My Lady’s Purse) . a n d eaten just when you sus pect you need one, you will never know • sick day from the ordinary ills of life. . . . Neither Is It like Castor Oil, Glycerine, Because, nearly all or other Oily Laxa these Ills begin In tives that s i m p l y the B o w e l s , and Showing t i ct o f " Vest Pockef’ lubricate the Intes partial Constipation Cascarsi lio x compared to YValcU. tines for transit of paves the way furry U tro B x rr. th"e food stopped up In them at that partic all other Diseases. Teacher— Johnny, for what Is Switz ular time. "Vest Pocket” box 10 cents. erland famous? ^ Thes« emergency drugs relieve the Be sure you get the genuine, made Scholar— W hy— m’m - Sw iss cheese J Immediate trouble, but do not relieve Its only by the Sterling Remedy Company, Teacher— Oh, something grander, Cause. and never sold in bulk. Every tablet more Impressive, more tremendous. : The same trouble will therefore recur stamped “ CCC.” Scholar — Llrnburger? — Cleveland ! again till that Cause is removed per Leader. manently. » • rmr.K t o o u r r R i r v n t t O pen to f on « I r f Ion. The chief cause of Constipation and We want to send to out friends a Drxntthl "Do yon believe In reincarnation?” Indigestion is a weakness of the Muscles F ren th-drstened WILD-PLATED B O N B O N B O X asked Smith. Itar-t-enameled In colors. It Is a beantv for th* that contract the Intestines and Bowels. dressinc UMe^ Ten cents In it u k id s i a I “ I don’t know,” answered the man Careareis are practically to the Bowel ^i<h end to cover cost 0» Cascarets ' who weighs his opinions. “ I have Muscles what a Massage and Cold Bath with which tmi HaTHtr trinket Is loaded. 71s oever seen It tried."— Washington 8tar. ere to the Athletic Muscles.