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MAN'S NASAL ORGAN.
Ayers
Borne Curious Facta and Instance«
c i *
About Sense, of Taste and Smell.
Scientists and travelers tell us that
Sarsaparilla is unquestiona
one of the first changes that occur in
bly the greatest blood and
a man who lives an absolutely natural
She— Are you sure you love me for
life for a few months Is an extraordi
liver medicine known. It»
For coughs, colds, bronchitis,
nary Intensification of the sense of
| myself alone? He— Did you think I
®D 0 permanently j loved you for your mother?—Somer
smell.
asthma, weak throats, weak
Describing his meeting with Mr.
lungs, co n s u m p t io n , take
cures e v e ry hum or, from ville Journal.
Jackson in the wilds of Franz Josef
A
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P
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c
t
o
r
a
l
.
"Mr.
and
Mrs.
Nubrlde
have
Joined
Pimples to Scrofula. It» is
Land, Dr. Nansen tells how he first
the church.” "W hy not? Turn about'«
the Best.
discovered his nearness to the English
fair play; didn't the church join them?”
explorer by the scent of a fragment of
— Philadelphia Press.
soap which the latter had used that
Lady— Did you ever feel as though
morniug. Hla companion, Johansen,
you'd like to work? Tramp—Yes'm.
Lost uc the Last Place.
noticed the scent also. "As I approach
1
wouldn’t
mind
being
lineman
for
a
Always
keep
a
bottle
of
it
in
The absent-minded man and his um
ed Jackson's hut," says the great Swed
wireless
telegraph
Company.—Judge.
brella continue to promote the gaiety
the house. NX'e have been
ish explorer, “ I thought I could smell
of nations. They figure eutertainingiy
“ Brainleigh tells me he is writing
saying this for 60 years, and
everything It contained and give a
in an article In a German magazine a popular novel.” "Yes, his doctors
so have the doctors.
sort of Inventory of its stores without
on Prof. Max von l ’ettenkofer, who insisted on his resting his mind for
“ I have used Arer’s Cherry Pectoral In my
entering.”
family for 40 Tear». It is the best medicine
has been culled the founder o f scien a while!”— New Orleans Tiines-Demo-.
in the world, I know, for ail throat ami lung
But even then the doctor's souse of
troubles.”
tific hygiene.
crat.
smell could not be compared with that
Mas. J. K. > oucko 88, Waltham. Mass.
The professor’s absent-mindedness
25c.. 50c.. >1.00.
J. C. AYKR CO.,
He Got It: The Woman—No. I can't
of the real savage. The Peruvian In
All dnirrst». __ f
_ Low-oil. Mass.
had no narrow or restricted range; it give you a meal. The Tramp— I didn't
f
o
r
dians, walking at night In the darkness
covered everything; but umbrellas think you could, mum; you look too
of the thick forests which line the low
seemed to be his specialty. He lost young and inexperienced to know how
er spurs of the Andes, can distinguish,
a fortune in umbrellas, for he seldom
to cook.— New York Sun.
respectively, by the smell alone, be
came back with what he had taken
Church— I see the Attorney General Daily a ction o f th o b o w e ls Is n e c e s - tween a white man, a negro or one of
away.
sary. Aid nature with A yer’s Pills. their own race.
Once, however, he made a trip as is going to stop all this guessing busi
] Few people realize how very closely
far as England, and was very proud of ness in the newspnpers. Gotham—
connected are the senses of taste and
A
Wish
Easily
Gratified.
Whom
do
you
suppose
that's
aimed
v. having actually succeeded in bringing
They were spending the autumn in smell. Many of the substances which
• back his umbrella to Germany. At at? The weather bureau?— Yonkers
the Pennsylvania mountains, nnd a we say taste good are uot tasted at all,
Augsburg he stopped on business, but Statesman.
■ent a telegram saying:
Lucky Stars: "I’ve had a very suc shooting expedition hud been planned but gratify us by their appeal to the
“ At 0 o'clock I return with my um cessful season,” said the prosperous- for the next day. Tho talk naturally sense of smell. All meats, mid fruits,
brella.”
looking theatrical manager.
“ Well, turned on the prospects for various for instance, are smelt rather than
tasted. This is easily proved by the
He did return at (S o'clock, but as he you can thank your stars for that,” re sorts of game.
"W e miss the spice of danger that fact that n bad cold almost destroys
entered his house at Munich he saw plied the seedy-looking manager.—
gives zest to hunting in the Far West.” our appreciation of any of these classes
to his dismay that he had no umbrella. Yonkers Statesman.
one of the younger members o f the of foods or drinks. On the oilier hand,
He had left it at the telegraph otliee.
He—D o you remember your old party began, a little pompously.
however bad a cold one may be afflict
school
friend.
Sophy
Smythe?
She—■
a
A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES
"Ah, ant it is danger wit your sport ed with, one does not lose one's taste
Y
’es,
indeed,
I
do.
A
most
absurd-look
Itching Blind, Blrtnllng or Protruding PU ps
you like?” earnestly returned the oi l for sugar, salt or quinine. These sul>-
Yonr druggist will refund money if PAZO OINT-
MK.N1 faild to cure you iu 6 to 14 day». oOe. ing thing. So silly, too! What became German farmer, who was to act as stnnces have no smell, but appeal
of her? He—-Oh, nothing. Only—I guide. "Den you keeps close by me. directly to the sense of taste.
S h o p p in g T ra its.
married her.— Boston Globe.
If one of them be placed on the
sir. De last time I have sport I
A I.ondon paper quotes a shopgirl
Mamma— Fighting agnin. Willie?
as saying that the Englishwoman cau Didn't I tell you to stop and count shoots mine bruder-in-law in de leg. I tongue the Bensatiou of sweetness, salt
iness or bitterness is at once experi
generally be persuaded to take this one hundred whenever you were an gladly takes you unter mine own
enced. It Is, however, worth noting
or that, whether she wants It or net, gry? Willie— But it didn’t do any wing,” he concluded, in all seriousness.
that all these substances must he dis
and that she does not often see that good, ma. Look what the Jones boy
How's This?
she gets value for her money. The did while I counted!—Harper's Bazar.] W e o ffe r One H u n d red D ollars R ew a rd for solved in water, or by the moisture of
the mouth, before they give any sen
a n y case o f C atarrh that ca n n o t b e cu re d by
English are also courteous and consid-
Cholly—So
Miss
Tartum
loosened
up
sation
of taste.
H a il's C ata rrh Cure.
» erate. It appears that Americans, on
F. J. CHUNKY & CO , P rops., T o le d o , O.
If you put a grain or txvo of sugar
W e, th e u n d e rsig n e d , have k n o w n F. J.
the other band, give the greatest trou and said a good word about me, did
she? Archie— Yes; she said that when i ChVney for th e last to years, and believ e him Into your mouth and allow it to dis
ble of all. They ure afraid of being „ „ „
n ,i,,,in in fix ! xvitli v o ii p e rie ctly h o n o ra b le in all business transao-
solve slowly its taste is only fuintly.
5
tio n s and fin a n cia lly a b le to ca rry out a n y ob-
cheated, they want to make sure be one got better acquainted " i t
one found you were not half as big lig a tio n s m ad e by th eir firm.
perceptible.
If, on the contrary, you
fore they buy that they could not get
W est 6i T r c a x , W holesale D ru gg ists,T oled o, O.
the same thing for less money else a fool os you appeared to be.—Chicago W ilding , Kis nas <ft M arvin , WUolesale D rug- rub the dissolving sugar into the palate
gi-is, T o le d o , O.
by moving the tongue the taste is
where, and they are never courteous. Tribune.
lian 'B C a .a rrh C ure is tak en In tern a lly, act
One Advantage: Rimer— Do you in g d ir e c tly u p on the blood a n d m u co u s sur- greatly Intensified. Sugar appeals to
As shoppers it is Frenchwomen, how
lures o f the system . P rice 7oc. per bottle. the mucous membrane of a largo por-
ever. who command the greatest ad- really prefer to have long poems sent Sold by all D ruggists. T estim onials free.
I tlon of the mouth, ns also does salt.
H a ll's F a m ily P ills are ih e best.
iu
to
you
rather
than
short
ones?
Edi
- miration, we are told. They always
I This Is why one smacks one's lips In
know exactly what they want and tor—Yes. When they're long, you see,
A University Fund.
endeavoring to fully appreciate a novel
1 don't have to think up auy other
4 will take nothing else.
President Hadley o f Y'ale University
excuse for rejecting them.—Philadel recently established a fund of $ 1 , 000 , taste.
Mlllionn in Ont«.
Just as different parts of our brain
phia Press.
being the money received by him for
Salzer's New National Oats y ie ld e d in
"I don’t believe the woman who re giving the Dodge lectures at Yale last are the scuts of various mental pow
Mich., 240 bu.; in Mo., 255 bu., in N. D.,
1 bu., and in 30 other states from 150 cently moved Into the fiat across tha year, less certain expenses. This fund ers, so various portions of the mouth
receive different kinds of tnstes. Sugar
to 300 bu. per acre. Now this Oat if gen hall is auy better than she should be,”
is to be held by the treasurer o f Y'ale and kindred substances, and also pure
erally grown in 1905, will add millions of
remarked
Mrs.
Naggsby.
"O
f
course
under the condition that it may be
bushels to the yield and millions of dol
lars to the farmer’s purse!
not, my dear,” rejoined Naggsby; “ who drawn upon for university uses at the ly acid foods or drinks appeal to the
tip of the tongue and the front part of
ever beard of a woman that w as;
discretion of the president, says the
the mouth.
St. Louis Star.
New Y'ork Tribune. It is planned by
Smell is a far more delicate sense
Miss Plane— Yes, Tom proposed last the president to add to this amount
than taste. As already mentioned, most
Homebuilder Yellow Dent Corn grows night, and I accepted him. See this any sums he may receive from the
like a weed and yields from 157 to 280 ring------ Miss Wise— Indeed? By the university while president for deliver substances must be moistened before
appealing to taste. But in order to
bushels and more per acre! It’s the big
way, dear, don't attempt to cut glass ing lectures or for other services over smell a substance it must be In tho
gest jrielder on earth!
Salzer’s Speltz, Beardless Barley, Maca with that diamond, as I did, or you'll nud above his regular salary.
form of vapor. If enu de cologne be
roni Wheat, Pea Oat, Billion Dollar Grass make another nick In the stone.—Phil
poured into the nose It gives rise to no
and Earliest Cane are money makers tor
Piso’s
Cure
is
a
good
cough
/Medicine.
adelphia Press. .
you, Mr. Farmer.
It has cured coughs and colds for forty sense of odor whatsoever. Yet we all
The Child— Aunt Mary, nurse says years. At druggists, 25 cents.
JUST SI'NP THTS NOTTCn AND IOC
know how powerful is the sensation of
in stamps to John A. Salzer Seed Co., La when It thunders. It’s the Lord scoldin’
smell
produced when the little parti
H t il l A b l e t o A t t e n d t o B u s i n e s s .
Crosse, Wis., and receive their big catalog us. Aunt Mary— Perhaps It is, dear.
“ I told Uncle Simon tliat he was get cles constantly disengaging themselves
a n d lots of farm seed samples. [P. C. L.] The Child— Well, 1 don’t see what he's
ting too old and feeble to attend to busi from Its surface are borne by the air
got to be so mad about. I’se dono ness.”
Latter-Day Luxuries.
to the olfactory nerves. The t.ose is
Fnshionab'e Physician—Y’ou will have everyflng to-day 'cept brush my teef.—
fitted to perceive sensations from par
“ Did he take it kindly?”
to give up city life, Mr. Million.
Brooklyn Life.
"He threw me out of his office.” — Van ticles of almost inconceivable small
Wealthy Patient—I will travel in Eu
W'lfe— Henry, what makes you in ity Fair.
ness.
rope a few years, if you say so.
such a furious temper Husband—I’m !
A single grain of musk will scent a
Physician— It would be better for you
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
to stay here and conduct a model farm. trying to read a Scotch dialect story. Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All drug room for years, and as this result ran
Wealthy Patient—Oh, I can't afford The plot Is fearfully exciting, but I gists refund the money If it falls to cure. Ii. W. only be produced by continual loss of
can't hurdle over the language fast Grove’s signature Is on each boje. 25c.
particles of Its substances those par
that.
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ticles must be tiny beyond the reach
A Y acht for Sale.
Hard luck has been the fate of the enough to keep up with the hero!—
Emperor of Austria from the beginning Detroit Free Press.
“ What kind of sail arc you going to i of Imagination.
of his reign. In every battle he has
Rural Adorer (bashfully)—You didn’t use on your yacht next year?” asked the j The smelling region o f the nose lies
fought he has been defeated, his wifs go to Millie Meadow's party. Don't enth Ufiiast.
in Its tipper part. The nose has three
was assassinated, and his eldest son clos you like kissln' games? Pretty Maid— | “ Sheriff’s, I guess,“ replied the owner, regions, and It is In the third that the
who had just looked over the steward’» |
ed his career xvitli suicide.
No, I don't. Rural Adorer (weakly)— accounts.—Cincinnati Commercial-Trib seat of the sense is concentrated. The
mucous membrane o f the nose at this
Why don’t you? Pretty Maid (encour une.
point Is much thicker than below and
agingly)—’Cause there's so many look
Is not red, but colored with a brown
M others w ill find Mrs. W inslow 's S ooth in g
in’ on.— New York Weekly.
S yrup the best rem ed y to use for th olr c h ild re n
pigment.
He (reading about the latest society d u rin g th e te e th in g p eriod .
Men are possessed of more acute
wedding»—They have a lot to say
Two Views.
poxvers of smell than women. Experi
about what the bride wears, but they
I irst
orkingman— Look at the ine ments to prove this were made by
have nothing to say about the poor quality. Mr. Million, who lives not ten
bridegroom. She— They have no need squares from tills corner, has a dog house Profs. Nicholls and Browne. Three of
to, because it is a well-known fact which cost $5,000. What do you think the men could detect prussic nchl In
Wheeling, W. Va., May 28 , 1903 .
a solution composed of 2 , 000,000 parts
of that?
Some years ago while at work, I fell that he usually wears a worried look.
Second Workingman— I think It's a of water and one of acid, but not one
over a truck and severely injured both — Boston Glol>e.
good thing he wanted it, for I built it of tho wotneu could detect the scent
of my shins. My blood became poisoned
Madame (in a busy street in Paris)— for him, and made $ 1.000 out of it.
o f the prussic acid when the solution
as a resulf, and the doctor told me I Oh, M. l'Agent, is it true that it Is
would have running sores for life, and dangerous to stand with the foot on
Permanently Cared. No fits or nervousness was weaker than the one part iu 20,000
after first day's use of Dr. Kline's (»rent Nerve of water.
that if they were healed up the result
T - f o 7 / o f ," '1 f? r ,F r ’ '* **'- ,r" 11 Kxueand treatise.
would be fatal. Under this discouraging the electric tramline? M. l'Agent— No, Dr.
1». H. Kline, Ltd., 931 Arch St., Philadelphia, Pa.
G o t liejron il T h a t .
madame,
it
is
not
dangerous
so
long
report I left off their treatment and re
The Chicago board of health asserts
One o f the principal stockholders in
sorted to the use of S. S. S. Its effects as you do not stand with one foot on
were prompt and gratifying. It took the line and the other on the overhead that a large percentage of sufferers from a promising gold-mine wns expatiating
Bright's disease are those who indulge on Its merit« to a capitalist and pros
on ly a short while for the medicine to en wire.— Pick Me Up.
In what is called high living. People
tirely enre up the sores, and I am not
Miss Flyrty—.lack Hansom was tell who live on plain food and lend temper- j pective investor. He described the vein
dead as the doctors intimated, nor hav e ing me about a romantic adventure he
in which the miners were working,
ate lives rarely have the disease.
the sores ever b-oke out again. Some 12
showed him specimens of the ore, nnd
y'ears have elapsed since what I have de had at the party last night. It seems
As might be expected, those who live backed up bis statements with the
scribed occurred. Having been so signally he bumped into a girl in a dark hall
In
fastnesses
have
a
slim
diet.
benefitted by its use I can heartily recom way and kissed her; and he doesn't
written opinions of experts.
mend it as the one great blood purifier. know yet------ Miss Elders—Oh! tee- |
“ Well,” admitted the capitalist, “ It
INDIAN A B R O W S , S PEA R S AND
J ohn W. F undis .
bee! That was I. Miss Flyrty— What?
looks as If lt might he a good Invest
PIPES w anted
I w,i| pay ra -h
Care Schmulback Brewing Co.
Oh, for goodness sake, don't tell him
for all good rellca o f stone. Send
ment. As my old Uncle Hiram would
outlin es o f w h at yo u have and get
any, It has ‘p'ints.’ ”
mi y prices
A ddress
Chronic sores start often from a pirn- now. Let him have his romance.— j
H. P. HAMILTON, T w o R iser». W iscon sin.
"Pints?” exclaimed the stockholder,
pie, scratch, bruise or boil, and whue Philadelphia Press.
Miss Hoamley— Didn't yon hear Miss
salves, washes and powders are beneficial,
carried away perhaps by his over
the unhealthy matter in the blood must Knox tell me yesterday that I was "the L A N D S C R I P F O R S A L E anxiety. “ Why, sir, we’re in quartz
be driven out or the sore will continue homeliest girl in our set?'” Miss Good- !
right now!”
Forçat reserve scrip t for se cu rln * l i t i ,
to eat and spread. S. S. S. reach- 3 ley— Y'es, the hateful thing! I gave
in s n v q u e n titv to f.rm in ir, irrazing,
these old sores through the blood, re her a piece of my mind aliout It after
ilcsert or tim ber U n d n t ’ hout residence
O n e V i e w o f YVed o e k .
or im p rovem en t lor »»le «t low est m ars,
moves all impurities and poisons, builds ward. Miss Hoamley— Oh! did you? I
An Englishwoman had hail a good
et priera
H . M . H A M IL T O N ,
up the entire system and strengthens
Th n P o r tla n d ,
P o r tla n d , O r .
deal of trouble with her husband, who,
the circulation. S. S. S. is a blood hope you weren't too hard on her. Miss
according to her aecount, was a mon-
purifier and tonic combined. Contains Goodley—Well, I told her she ought to
•ter of Iniquity. Some one asked why
no mineral what consider how sensitive you must be
she bad married a person of such char
ever but is guaran about i t — Philadelphia Ledger.
teed purely veget
acter. “ Well, you see, he ain't my
Perfectly Congenial: Naggsby —
able. If you ha\ c When a man and his wife think the
an old sore write same thoughts simultaneously. It is a
ler about my first. This here's my sec-
os and our physi
cians will advise sign that they are exceedingly congen- ]
without charge. tal. Waggsby— So? Well. then, my
Book on diseases wife and I are congenial all right for
the other night when she said that
of the Blood free.
The Swift Soecifie Caaoaay, Atlanta, Ca sbe wondered why I'd ever been such
a fool as to marry her, I had been
sitting there In alienee for half an hour
wondering over the -rame Identical
PISO S CURE--FOR ",
thing.— Baltimore American.
C h erry
P e c to r a l
Blood Medicine.
COL. SECiiWITH SAYS:
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Take Pleasure in Commending Pe-ru-na
For Coughs and Colds.”
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COL. PAUL E. BECKW ITH.
Colonel Paul E. Beckwith, Lt. Col.,retired,1st lteg. Minute Men, lu a letter
from 1508 Vermont avenue, N. W ., Washington, D. C., W Tites:
••From the unqualified endorsem ent o f m any o f m y friends, /
take pleasure in commending you r remedies for coughs and
colds. ” — Paul B. Beckwith.
IIM MELD OR BARRACKS
PE RU NA IS EFFICACIOUS.
The constant exposure to tho elements
experienced in an out-door life is not so
apt to cause coughs and colds as seden
tary habits.
Those who are brought face to faco
With the weather every day iu active
I life are much less liable to catarrhal
| diseases than those who are housed up
in Illy ventilated
rooms. And yetboth
A U CLASSES
o f theso classes are
ARE SUBJECT TO more or less subject
CATARRH.
to catarrh and ca
tarrhal d is e a s e s .
Tno soldier as well as the civilian finds
it frequently necessary to use Pernna
1 on account of coughs and colds.
No, one Is exempt. The strong and
healthy are less liable than the weak
nnd ui, but none entirely escape.
OREGON
Puruna has always been a great
favorite with the military men, both in
the army and navy.
The strongest kind of testimonials are
received from oflleors of high rank con
cerning tho virtues of Pernna for all
catarrhal ailments.
Only a small per cent, o f theso can bo
used for publication for want of space.
Mr. Harrison L. Deam, Burnside Post
No. 8 , Department of the Potomac,
Colonel Encampment No. 89, Union
Veterans Legion, Colonel Green Clay
Smith Regiment No. 17, U. V . U., Depart
ment o f the Potomac, Military Order
Loyal Legion, Depart mentof Colombia,
Major 84th Indiana Veteran Volunteer
Infantry, writos:
••There Is n o lon ger a n y question aa
to the cu rative qualities o f P ervna In
all catarrhal troubles. Its su ccessfu l
u se b y m any o t m y friends entitles ii
to confid en ce and endorsem ent. ” O
PORTLAND
ST. HELEN S HALL
A GIRL'S SCHOOL OK THK HIGHEST
CLASS corps of teaclie r , locu tion , b u ild
ing e q u ip m e n t— the best. Send for cat
alogue.
T « r m O p e n * S e p t e m b e r Iff, I<>0-4
S a l z c r ’s
National Oats
Great Ost oat o f f he contnry.
Ylcldcrt In Ohio 1K7, In Mich.
TW. In Mo.
and iu a N. Dakota
i 810 bu*. per acro.
You cuu beut t bat roeord in 1905.
F o r 1 0 c a n d U ils n o t i c e
Positive, Comparative, Superlative
we mail you free lote o f fnrm eeed
j HainpI ch und cur big ratalng, teil- ,
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tbonsanda o f other Reede.
" I have us ed o n e o f y o u r Flah Brand
8 l ic k e r s f o r five years and n o w want
a new o n e , a l s o o n e f o r a f r i e n d . I
w o u l d n o t be w it h o u t o n e f o r twi ce
the c o s t . Th ey a re Just as f a r a he ad
o f a c o m m o n c o a t as a c o m m o n o n e
is a h e a d o f n o t h i n g . ”
JOHN A. SALZER SEED C0.„
C1-
La Cross«,
Wis.
( N A M E ON A P P L I C A T I O N )
Be s ur e y o u d o n ’ t g e t o n e o f t h e c o m
m o n k i n d — this is the
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