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About Washington County news. (Forest Grove, Washington County, Or.) 1903-1911 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 26, 1905)
Rheumatism DANGER IN SHOOTING BIO GAME H o o t e r ’» B a lle t M ay N o t S to p U r a t e ’» A d v a n c e . Does not let« g o o f yon The disturbing element in hunting when you apply lotions or elephant or seladang or rhino haa been liniments. It« simply loosens always, to me at least, the feeling of uncertainty as to whether or not I its hold for a while. W hy? could stop the animal If I wounded it Because to get« rid o f it you and It charged me, aa it did on an of once in three times. must correct« the arid con { average Based on my experience, therefore, dition o f the blood on which I should place the elepihant first and the rhino third after the seladang, it« depends. Hood's Sarsa which la fully as formidable aa the parilla has cured thousands. | Cape buffalo, and is miscalled the W OM EN EASY TO W AKE. H n t e l M e n H a v e G r e a t e r T r o u b l e in H o u sin g M en fro m T h e ir S lu m b e rs . “It Is immeasurably harder to awak en men in the morning than it is wom en,” a hotel proprietor Informs me, says a writer in the St. Louis Globe- Democrat. "A tap or two at a wom an's door in the morning Is sufficient. No mutter how late she may have re tired, no matter how exhausted she may have been, no matter how faint the ‘yes’ that comes from the bed in answer to the knock, you can bank on it that within.a half-hour or so that woman will walk Into the dining-room, bright-eyed and cheerful; but with a man—well, it’s different “A man may leave a call for 7 o’clock in the morning with the warn ing that he must be up at that hour. A few minutes before 7 you detail a boy for the purpose and tell him not to stop pounding until the man awakes. The room may be on the top floor, but you can hear the thump, thump, thump on the door ’way down in the office. Does the man wake with a faint ‘yes’ and scramble out of bed? Not he. The boy knocks until his knuckles are sore, and then suddenly a stentorian voice roars from the room, ‘Yes, yes, what In blazes is the matter with you? Do you think I’m dead ’ The boy retires, turns in his report at the office and goes to ease his hand in cold water. “Three hours later a swollen-eyed Individual, with wrinkles in his brow, walks up to the desk. ‘I thought I left a cal! here for 7 o’clock in the morning.’ ‘You did, and the bellboy woke you promptly at 7.’ ‘That’s a Httle too strong,’ is the answer, and after you’ve argued with him for half an hour you haven’t convinced him that he was actually awakened as he had ordered. So It goes day after day. The women get up promptly in re sponse to a call, while the men Inva riably turn over to have another nap.” V e te ra n O rg a n is ts . Organists are proverbially long lived, though doubtless the oldest organist is Mr. Gervase Cooper, an English mu sician. He is more than 90 years old. but still does active service as organist of a Wesleyan church. He has been, associated with the musical services of that denomination for seventy-five years, and for fifty-eight years has officiated as organist continuously. Another notable veteran is T. N. Webber, who played the national an them at Westminster when Queen Vic toria was crowned and did the same at the coronation of King Edward. He has been organist at the parish church for sixty-four years. F e m a le G o r illa s . The London zoological gardens are the possessors of one male and two female gorillas. There is only one other female gorilla in Europe. She is at Breslau. The London specimens are named Chloe and Venus. The de scription of Venus, which is 5 years old, is as follows: Height, 2 feet 6 Inches; chest measurement, 36 inches, hair, dark and patchy; eyes, black and deep set, and huge overhanging brows; mouth, expansive, with formidable teeth; expression, morose. Found at Last. Hensley, Ark., Dec. 26th.—<Special) —That a sure cure lor Backache would be a priceless boon to the people, and especially the women of America, is admitted by all interested in medical matters, and Mrs. Sue Williams ol this place is certain she has found in Dodd’s Kidney Pills the long-looked for cure. “ I am 38 years old,” Mrs. Williams says, “ and have suffered with the Backache very much for three or four years. I have been treated by good physicians and got no relief, but thanks to God, I have found a cure at last and it is Dodd's Kidney Pills. I have taken only one box and it has done me more good than all the doctors in three or four years. I want all sufferers from Backache to know that they can get Dodd’s Kidney Pills and get w ell.” Backache is one of the first symptoms of Kidney Disease. Guard against Bright's Disease or Rheumatism by curing it with Dodd’s Kidney Pills. tha bison all over India. Each of these animals is dangerous on different and individual grounds; the elephant, though less likely to charge than any of the others, la terrifying because of his endrmous strength, which stops at no obstacle, and the extreme difficulty of reaching a vital spot, especially if, with trunk tightly coiled, he is com ing your way. I know of no sensation more awe some than standing ankle deep in clinging mud in dense cover, with the Jungle crashing around you as though ¡he entire forest was toppling, as the elephant you have wounded comes smashing his way in your direction. The seladang is dangerous partly be cause of the thick Jungle he seeks when wounded, but more especially because of his tremendous vitality and his usual, though not invariable, habit of awaiting the hunter on his tracks and charging suddenly, sw iftly and viciously. It requires close and hard shooting to bring down one of these aix-foot specimens of oriental cattle. The danger of the tiger and of the lion is in their lightning activity and ferocious strength; but you have the shoulder, in addition to the head shot, if broadside; or, if coming on, the chest, all sure to stop if well placed. The reason the rhino is so formidable Is because its vulnerable spots are so hard to reach. Its brain is as small in proportion as that of the elephant, and may be reached through the eye if head on, or about three Inches below and Just in front of or Just behind the base of the ear, according to your position for a shot.—Outing. The Alpine guide frequently risks his health, strength, even his life for persons who may have been them selves the cause of the peril encoun tered. The qualities of a first-class guide, says the author of "Adventures on the Roof of the World,” Include not only skill In climbing, but the ability to form sound conclusions In moments of danger. A certain climber tells an anecdote which bears on the impor tance of the guide's powers of Judg m ent A member of the Alpine Club was ascending a peak in company with an Oberland guide. Part of their course lay over a snow field which sank grad ually on one side, sharply ended by a precipice on the other. The two were walking along not far from the edge of this precipice when the English man, thinking thait an easier path might be made by going still nearer the edge, diverged a little from his companion's track. To his surprise, the guide Immediately caught hold of him and pulled him back with more vigor than ceremony, well-nigh throw ing him down in the operation. Wrath ful, and not disinclined to return the compliment, the Englishman remon strated. The guide’s only answer was to point to a small crack, apparently like scores of other cracks In the neve, which ran for some distance parallel to the edge of the precipice. The traveler was not satisfied, but he was too wise a man to argue while a desired summit was still some dis tance above him. On the descent, when the scene of the morning's Inci dent was reached, the guide pointed to the crack, which had grown percep tibly wider. “This marks,” he said, “the place where the true snow field ends. I feel certain that the ice from here to the edge Is nothing but an unsupported cornice hanging over the tremendous precipice below. It might possibly have borne your w eight though I don’t think it would.” Thereupon he struck the neve on the farther side of the iee sharply with his ax. A huge mass im mediately broke away, and went roar ing down the cliff. The traveler was full of amazement and admiration, and thought how there, on an easy mountain and In smiling weather, he had been very near to making himself into an ava lanche. Columbus, Ohio, May 20 , 1903 . Six years ago I had a severe attack of Inflammatory Rheumatism. I was laid up in bed for six months, and the doctors I had did me no good. They changed med icines every week and nothing they pre scribed seemed to help me. Finally I be gan the use of S.S. S. My knee andelbow joints were swollen terribly, and at one time my joints were so swollen and pain ful that I could not close them when opened. I was so bad that I could not move knee or foot. I was getting discour aged, you may be sure, when I began S. S. S ., but as I saw it was helping me I contin ued it, and to-day I am a sound well man and have never had a return of the disease. S. S. S. purified my blood and cured me of this severe case of Rheumatism after P ro p o se d la P ro p e r F o rm . everything else had failed. I have rec ce nimended it to others with good re Old Friend—So you have at last con sults. R. H . C h a p m a n . sented to marry someone. How did It 1355 Mt. Vernon Ave. happen ? Miss Flippant—Well, every man The poisonous acids that produce the in flammation and pain are absorbed into the that has ever proposed before has said, blood and Rheumatism can never be con “Will you be my wife?” But Harold quered till these are neutralized and fil asked If he might have the honor of tered out of the blood and system. S. S. S. being my husband.—Detroit Free goes directly into the circulation and at tacks the disease itself. It purifies and re Press. stores the blood to a healthy, vigorous D id n 't N e e d to S a y . condition. It contains no potash, alkali or “Is Bnngum In town?” other strong min erals, but is guar “No.” a n te e d entirely “Why did he leave?” vegetable. Write “He didn't atop to say, but his ac us and our physi counts are short.”—Cleveland Plain cians will advise w i t h o u t a n y Dealer. charge whatever. W h e n She Is Wise. Our book on Rheu A man may break a woman’s heart matism sent free. When »ha Is young and giddy, The Swift Specifio Cenpaay, Atlanta, Ga. But good for nothing is his art When aha become, a "widdia.” —Illinois Stats Journal. y< P IS F æ & r n n æ ir Iro n fro m M a g n e tic H an d s. C M fJ WHIM All tl M fA lii. I 0 « i C oofü Ifrep . r Quad. A company has been formed to ob- la tima. __8<»‘d Ky d r a g t a H i 1 tain the Iron from the magnetic Bands S U M P T I O M í JI" of Java. A Great Lawyer's Carelessness. Great Criminal Lawyer—I worked very hard to get you off, but I failed. Convicted Murderar (hotly) — Yoe might ’a’ known you would. Three o’ them men you let on that jury waa re spectable. MALLEABLE IRON STUMP PULLERS “Pa, what Is a repartee?” “Oh, Fastest, lightest and strongest Stum p Pullsr on tbs m arket. 11 » Horse power on the sweep merely aa Insult with Its dress suit on, with two horses. W rite for descriptive cataloe and prices. - ■ ------- . ..._ ------ ------—I my son.”—Puck. REIERSON MACHINERY CO. Mr. Flush—Have you change for a Foot ol M orrison S tr e e t P o rtla n d . O re g ta five? Mr. Broke—No; but I would like to have a five for a change.—Ex. If you w ant to get the biggeet returns tor Jurge Knox (In the court room)— jo u r labor and I’ve lost my h a t Attorney—That’s your ground, nothing. I lost a suit here yesterday. you c a u ’t afford to plant anything hat —Ex. He—It’s hard to keep a secret some times, Isn’t It? She—I don’t know; I’ve never tried I t—Detroit Free Miss Gannon, Sec’y Detroit Press. F ] Amateur Art Association, tells A little boy was asked his name, and ■ — 4 th ost& m lard a fte r 46 y e a n ’ ■ test. T h e y alw ay e pro d u ce answered: "Well, they call me Jim young women what to do to I th e la rg est a n d su rest ■ cro p s. A ll d ea lers s s ll mie, for short; but my maiden name Is avoid pain and suffering caused mmmm th e m . O ur l a o a A a I t P h o u ld B e. James.” aO SSG W H eed A n n u a l by female troubles. He had just proposed, but his pov free on request. ‘‘I'm sure he said he was out of pol erty was too much of a handicap. W H B S s E y u M F ebbv a Co. “ D eab M rs . P inkham : — I can con O ETR O IT, M ICH. itics for good." “You must have mis scientiously “A man without money,” she said, recommend L y d ia E . understood him. He’s out for the I ’in k h u n i’s V e g e ta b le C o m p o u n d “might as well walk back and sit goods in politics.”—Philadelphia Press. to those of my sisters suffering with down.” Edith—When I accepted Jack he female weakness and the troubles “Oh, of course,” he rejoined. “He TH E FISH BRAND SLICKER said he was in the seventh heaven! which so often befall women. I suf naturally wouldn’t be in a position to fered for months with general weak A VALUED FRIEND Ethel—Quite likely; he’s been engaged ness, and felt so weary that I had hard ride back.” “ A good many year* ago I bought a to six other girls this season.—Jester. work to keep up. I had shooting pains, F IS H B R A N D Slicker, and it has proven Minister—So you saw some boys and was utterly miserable. In my dis a valued friend for many a stormy day, but fishing on the Sabbath, my young man. tress I was advised to use L y d ia E . now it is getting old and I muat have P in k h a m ’s V e g e ta b le C om Did you do anything to discourage p o u n d , and it was a red letter day to another. Please tend me a price-list.'* For Infants and Children. them? Small Boy—Yes, sir; I stole me when I took the first dose, for at (T h e nam e o f thle worthy doctor, obliged their bait that time my restoration began. In to be out in all sorts of weather, w ill be given on application.) Hawkins—That pickpocket they six weeks I was a changed woman, perfectly well in every respect. I felt caught is really a very Intelligent fel so elated and happy that I want all ' Bears the A . J . T O W E R C O . -rc W F D w low. Sampson—No doubt of It. He women who suffer to get well as I did." Signature of Boston, U. S. A. ^ " * * 5 proved that by his ability to locate a — Miss G uila G annon , 359 Jones St., | T O W E R CANA D IAN Detroit, Mich., Secretary Amateur Art lady's pocket COMPANY, L im ited — P r o p e r T h in g . — 15000fo r fe it I f original o f above Toronto, C anada 'O f f * Juggles—Do those noblemen who U Association. "In society,” said the young bud, tter proving genuineness cannot be produced. W e t W e a th e r Clothing, Suite, end H a ts for come over here to visit us acquire W h e n o n e c o n sid e r s t h a t M iss “the gentleman Is always presented to all Itinda of w e t w ork or sport many of our customs? Waggles—I G a n n o n ’s le tt e r is o n ly o n e o f th e the lady, is he not?” presume so. At any rate, they borrow c o u n tle s s h u n d r e d s w h ic h w e “Yes,” sighed the heiress who was are continually publishing in the news doing her second season, "unless he a great deal from us. papers of this country, the great virtue "My kingdom for a horse!” cried of Mrs. Pinkham's medicine must be happens to have a title, then one must pay for him, I suppose.” Richard the Third. And a moment admitted by alL later he was seen slowly emerging Plso’a Cure Is a good c o l -h medicine. from under his balky automobile.— It has cured coughs and colds for forty C o n s id e ra b le . Cleveland Plain Dealer. Arc filled only by years. At druggists, 25 cents. “He was the most awkward dancer competent persons. Mr. Gooder—Here’s a book I’d very at the swellest ball of the swell water There is a demand much like to have our daughter read. ing place, and she the most graceful. F ailed to Borrow. It contains some good advice for a girl After they had literally bumped their for the reliable and Dinguss—Old fellow, it’s the same old of her age. Mrs. Gooder—Very well. I way through a waltz she smilingly re- story. I'm in need of a little financial trustworthy, those I’ll forbid her to touch It. who can do things- I marked to a group of admirers that succor. Shadbolt—You’ll have to hunt further. “A mighty poor sermon!” said Knox, J she had danced since she was a little I am not the little financial sucker I used We give thorough as they came out of church. “What ' tot. instruction, for all to be.—Chicago Tribuue. would you expect for a cent?’’ an “Don’t be discouraged,’ he answered kinds of office po swered Cox, who had seen what the in a kindly tone, “you’ll get the knack A GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES sitions. kicker had dropped Into the plate. I tc h in g B lind, B leed in g o r P ro tru d in g P lies. of It y e t” Y our d ru g g is t w ill refu n d m o n ey If PA ZO O IN T Write for our Catalogue “Jones borrowed a dollar from me M E N T fulls to c u re you lu s to 14 days. 50c. TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY yesterday.” “Yes.” "He paid me back a k e L a x ativ e B rom o Q u in in e T a b lets. A ll drug- G o in g O n e B e t t e r . with the same dollar I loaned him.” | T gists HOLMES BUSINESS COLLEGE refu n d th e m oney If it ta ils to cure. E . W. Mrs. Sharppe—I'm going to stop trad "That’s strange.” “No. I couldn’t pass G rove’s sig n a tu re is ou ea ch box. 25c. in’ here, an’ deal with Lightweight & Y. M. C. A. Bldg. PORTLAND, ORE. It either.”—Cleveland Plain Dealer. Co., the new grocery firm across the F o r e ig n e r s N o w h e r e . Just Too Lovely: "Yes,” said the Forelgu Suitor—I lay at your feet n street. He lets his customers guess at first actress, - “I’ve got a lovely new coronet and a castle with a long rent the number of beans in a hag, an' gives play for this season.” "What Is It?” roll. I am sure you cannot do better a reward for the correct guess. Mr. Qtiicksale—My dear madam. If asked the other. “A society drama In than to accept. Dr. C. Gee Wo four acts and five new gowns.”—Ex. American Beauty—You flatter your you'll continue to give us your custom, we’ll let you guess at the number of WONDERFUL self, sir. One of my suitors is an Amer Kissing Bugs: He—Let us sit out ican who sells coal in winter and ice in beans in two bags. HOMB on the lawn and watch for shooting summer. TREATM ENT stars. She —Oh, somebody might see r i T Q P e rm a n e n tly C u red . N o fltnor n erv o u sn ess T h le w o n d erfu l Chi I I 1 0 a f te r d rat d a y ’s use of'Dr. K lin e '. U real N erv e us. Let’s sit Inside the grape arbor To Break In New Shoes. rr#« d octor la cal I Ad B esto re r. .Send for F r e e * i tria l b o ttle s o d tre atise. great b ecau se h* cure« and watch for lightning bugs.—Judge. A lw a y s s h a k e in A lle n ’s F o o t-E a s e , a p o w d e r . D r .K .H . K lin e , L td .,931 A rch S t., P h ila d e lp h ia , P a. people w ith o u t op era g , a c h in g , s w o lle n f e e t tion th a t are g iv e n up “Yes,” said Mr. Borem, “I’m disap C I t u c re u s r e c s o r h n o s t, , in s g w r e o a w tin in g n a i l s a n d b u n io n s A t to die. H a cu res w ith L i f e In N e w Y o r k . pointed in these shoes. It’s funny now a ll d r u g g is ts a n d s h o e s to r e s , 25c D o n ’t a c c e p t th ose w o n d erfu l Chi a n y s u b s t i t u t e . S a m p le m a ile d F R E E . A d d re s s nese herbs, root«, bud«, Hurried Editor—I must have som« adays how one’s things wear out be A lle n 8. O lm s te d , h e R o y , N . Y. bark# and v e g e ta b le s one to help on this at once. Where it that are e n tir e ly un fore one knows it.” “Yes,” replied n to m e d ic a l eol- Biuks? Where’s Scribbler? Where’« e k n n c ow C o a l M in a H a a a C h a p e l . e In thle c o u n tr y . T h rou gh the u se o f Miss Weary, with a yawn, "especially Leader? Ihoee harm I »Be r e m e d ie s t in t f a m o u i doctor One of the most remarkable places one’s welcome.” k n o w s the a c tio n o f o v e r M0 d iffe r en t rem Boy—They Is all downstairs gettin’ up edies. w h ic h h e e u c c e e e fu lly ue«e in differen t Teacher—Now, then, Tommy, you of worship in the world is the Miners’ a list of folks killed last year by electric dieeaaea. H e g u a r a n te e# to c u r e c a tia r h . a sth m a, lung, throat, r h e u m a tis m , n e r v o u sn e ss, have no good excuse for staying away chapel In Myndd Mlngdd colliery, car», cabs, wagons, subwar explosions, s to m a c h , liv er, k id n e y s , s ic .; h as h u n d r ed s of te stim o n ia ls. C h a rg e s m od erate. C all and from school yesterday. Tommy—Well, Swansea, Wales, where for more than gas. an 'lectrio light wires. see h im . P a tle n ta ou t o f th e c ity w r ite for Editor (despondently)—They won’t fifty years the workers have each tt wasn’t my fa u lt Teacher—It b la n k s and c ir c u la r s. Mend stam p . C O N SU L - get through for a month. T A T I O ff VKKK. A DDK 1C MM wasn’t? Tommy—No, ma’am. I done morning assembled for worship. This sanctuary is situated close to my best to think up one. M other« w ill find Mr«. W inslow ’« Soothing The C. Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co. the bottom of the shaft. The only yrup th e bent re m e d y to u se lo r th e ir c h ild re n 2 5 3 A ld e r S t . . P o r tla n d , O re g o n . "Oh, children 1 You are no noisy to light Is that obtained from a solitary B d u r in g th e te e th in g p e rio d . • Mention paper. day. Can’t you be a little stiller and Davy safety lamp hung over the pul better?” “Now, grandma, you must be pit from the ceiling, and the oldest O fte n th e C aeo. No. 8 3 —1904 a little considerate, and not scold us. miner in the colliery Is generally cho Customer—Catchem At Cheatem are P. N. U. auuouuciug another Idg drop in prices. You see. If it wasn’t for us you would sen to officiate. E N w r lt ln g t o a d v e r t ls e r n p i c a s o | Merchant—Well, there’s plenty of ■ yy If m not be a grandma at all.” e n t i o n t h in p a p e r . It is the custom In some other places room for their prices to drop. She—And you say you would die for for coal miners to gather together at me? Mr. Boresome—A thousand times. meal times for prayer meetings and She—Would you mind doing It Just the like, but It Is said that this Is the once—straightaway? You know papa only Instance where a special apart “DIDN’T H U R T A BIT” IS W H A T T H E Y S A Y has been appointed coroner, and he ment Is fitted out In a coal mine as a Of Our Method of Extract hasn’t had auy practice yet.—Boston chapel. ing Teeth. Traveler. If y o u r p la te falls w h en e a tin g o r ta lk in g H e G o t R i g h t T ip . by u sin g o u r v a c u u m v a lv e w e can m a t e Salesman—How was It you asked It Is a thankless and sometimes diffi you one th a t w ill be sa tisfa c to ry We do Grimes only $10 for that coat when the cult task to wake a sleeper In the ! w ork fo r people from o u t of th e c ity q u ic k ly, so t h a t you w ill n o t be d e la y e d usual price is $15? Proprietor—Well, morning so effectively that he will get W’e d o cro w n a n d b rid g e w ork w ith o u t you see, he had the coat charged, and up at once, yet It may be done, safely pain. O u r 17 y e a r s ’ ex e rle n c e In p la ts w ork e n a b le s us to fit y o u r m o u th c o m fo rt It Is doubtful If he ever pays. Better and effectually, by any one who will j ably. T he b est Is th e chea|>est In th e en d . lose $10 than $15, don’t you see?—Bos follow a simple plan recently described W’e h a v e feelin g s as weil as you. o p e n e v e n in g s till M nndavs from 9 to 1. ton Transcript. In the Rochester Herald. UK. T. P W ish. P h o n e M ain 2029. UK. W a . WMfc The Malden—I have a fluttering A man put up for the night at the about my heart, and I have no appe leading hotel In a small town, and be tite, doctor. The Doctor—Oh, you’re fore retiring left Instructions to be In love; I can’t do anything for that. called In time for an early train. In "You can’t, doctor?” “Certainly I the morning be was disturbed at an can’t ” “Why, doctorl You’re not early hour by a thundering tattoo upon his door. i married!”—Yonkers Statesman T rac tl .n or P o rtab le Sim p e or C im poua “Well?” be demanded, sleepily, and Wood or S traw Hu nere Burly Party—Are you aware, sir, that you deliberately placed your um not very pleasantly. “I've got an Important message for brella In my ear last evening? Little Blfferton—Very careless of me, I’m you,” replied a youthful voice from the surel I wonder what became of It, corridor. The man was up In an Instant; he and------ Would It be too much trouble opened the door and received from thp to ask you to return It?—Tlt-Blts. bell boy a large envelope. He opened Jones—It is Just Impossible for me It hastily. Inside, on a small slip of W ird S a c k e r« , F eed ers. H orse Pow r* -S u p p l’e s to keep a lead pencil. People are al paper, was written In large letters: T H E A. H . A V E R I L L M A C H I N E R Y CO. ways borrowing, you know, and they “This is the time you wanted to get always forget to return. Brown—Why, up.” W rite for Catalogue an J Prices P O R T L A N D , ORLOON I never have any trouble. See, I’ve got a whole vest pocketful of pencils. Jones—Doesn't that prove Just what 1 said? T h e O ld M o n H C u r e Willie—I met our new minister on my way to Sunday school, mamma, for and he asked me If I ever played mar bles en Sunday. Mother—H’ro! And what did you eay to that? Willie—I of tha human (»mily, relieves said. ‘Get thee behind me, Satan !1 and and cures promptly. walked rigljt off and left him.”—Lon P r i c e 2 5 c . a n d S O c. don Tit-Bit*. O'Hallorau—It’s sorry Ol am to •HH-H -H -I-H -I-P K -i-H -H I -I-H -I-H t I O i l foind that ye* hov a ticket to the play • I l t a a a i i . é l i ~ i ~ I I '* • * • • to-night McGovern, for ycz'll not see! Sir Hlnuery. McGovern—How do yea know that? O'Halloran—Ifecauae I was there last nolgbt and wld me twoj Colar m ore g o o d , b rig h te r and la « ta r c o lo r, t h . n any o th e r dye. O n- 10c pa ck a g e color« «Ilk. wool nnd eo tlo n e q n a l’v w ell a - 1 I« g n .ro n f r * i ta eyes seen him die in the last a c t— Lea - 1 ve p e rfe c t r e s u l t .. A«k d e a le r or we will «end post paid a t 10« a package. W rite fa r Ire* booklet bow ta <lya black and o i l e d «-,«< >. M J .- iO d t o CO ., L n.onvllle. lUinoi« lie's Weekly. FEKRY& C A S TO R IA The Kind You Have Always Bought OFFICE POSITIONS j WISE BROS., Dentists, ^ 2 , 3 F*,a"iB!feRTiaîîâwo  “ RUSSELL. ENGINES “ CYCLONE* THRESHERS ST. JACOBS OIL PUTNAM Pains a n d Aches FADELESS Gl «MHMPWI DYES