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r - — ES ro fu la VALUE OP S C IE N T I F IC F ASTINO. B a tter T h a n M ed icin e, b a t F e w P eo p le Can Stand th e S tra in . Jesus Is frequently quoted to prove that fasting Is a physical benefit, says the Kansas City Journal. Jesus fast ed frequently himself. H e taught cer tain miracles could only be performed after fasting and prayer; therefore. It | Is concluded by those who believe In I fasting that fasting Is good for the id w a s t in g diseases! , * _ . _ # Scribbler— H ave you read my last physical body. S n0T* 1J oyn lcu ,— I hope so.— Phlladel- This conclusion Is not necessarily 1 correct It Is well known that Jesus ? rm anent c u r e s , ! Mistress— Do you love babies? Maid often sacrificed the good o f hts body — Not at three dollars a week, mum.— for spiritual ends. H e was also fre ^p Gold Mines. Detroit Frjee Press. quently hungered and overtired. t gold mine Is still to be “ They were disappointed In love, The mission o f Jesus places the body lendigo, In Victoria, Aus weren’t they?” “ Yes. Each thought necessarily secondary to spiritual ends. I g li the time is coming the other had money.” — Life. It Is, therefore, unjust to quote bis lan d . South Africa, will She— H ave you a copy o f “ Prome physical self-denials as rules for the *>rd. For the present the theus Bound?” He— No, ma’am; but upbuilding o f the human body. 1’. mine, at Bendigo, has Whether one fasts or not depends we can get It bound for you any way into the earth than any you 'llk e ^ M in n e 'a p o lU lY ib u n e ' upon the person. I f we were asked after gold; work Is now i , the question, “ W ill fasting do me iis mine at 3,950 feet, a I ™ * ta 001 ,Uch a ,nnp aa good?” it would place us In the same ibeeu sunk 250 feet be- fiend whose victim had Just kicked predicament as If some one should i him and smashed the machine.— ask us the question, “ Shall I cease tdgbbors the Victoria | earning money for a time and draw Judge. >s the N ew Chum Itall- checks to pay my expenses?" That all “ I told uncle Simon that he was ik proceeding at 3,856 depends on whether you have money getting too old and feeble to attend fe w Chum consolidated In the bank. A man with a large sur celebrated ” 180’’ mine, to business.” “ Did he take it kindly?” plus In the bank might very profitably k Lansell and long " H e threw ni* out o f hu office.” — Van- stop earning money for a little season kln ,_>W n the world, is lty I< * lr' Mother— W hat seems to be the trou and depend on his bank account for bis at 3.250 feet, although ble? Mrs. Neuwed— I — I always heard support, but i f he had no mouey In the ’ f is 200 feet deeper.— Charles was fond o f the turf, but I bank this would be a ruinous experi Mining Journul. simply can’t make him touch a lawn- m ent Exactly so with the fasting. I f a _ ’sT h ls ? mower.— Ex. 's This? man has plenty o f reserve vitality, a , undred Dollars Reward fox “ Do you admire Beethoven's i that cannet be cured by fast might be a good thing for him. works?” “ I never visited ’em,” an- Y &CO., Props., Toledo, o. 1 swered Mr. Cumrox, absentmlndedly. But all those people who live active, i!n ed, h ave k n ow n V. J. ! . , . ' . ... • mental or physical lives and have a i hi years, and tielleve him ” bat does he manufacture i — W ash- very narrow margin o f reserve vital in a ll business transac- ! Ington Star . a b le to ca rry o u t a n y ob- ity had better not fast. Their problem leirhrm. Summer Boarder— You sat up rather Is not to interrupt the nutritive proc M a r v i n , w h o lesa le Drug- last night, did you not? I heard esses, but rather to enlarge them If 1 you going to bed about 3 a. m. Farm- possible. There are lots o f people i is taken in te rn a lly , a ct-I , . blood and m ucous sur- cr— Shucks! I was Just a-gittin’ up.— who ought to eat more Instead o f eat P rice 7 dc . per bottle. Chicago Journal, ing less. Those people who make a te s tim o n ia l» free, ere the best. “ Y'oung man, have you stopped to fad o f fasting are Just as apt to do think where you w ill go when you harm as those other people who prac- O ccu rrence. , . . ¡die?” “ Gad, no— I haven't even ■ tlce and preach gluttony. pretty legend about ,. ... .__ ___ I , , , , thought where to go on my summer There are no hard and fa it rules Downed while trying *. Te t ” — Pnck to apply to thl* subject. Each Individ rllespout to Hero, isn’t Tacatlon i e t nck- Johnson— I ’s ihtnkln' ob ma'ayln’ ual case requires special attention. uplicated continually In dat youngest Thompson gsi. Jackson E ve-y pergrvn qj-.st decide largely for iy dear. — Don't do It, nlggah. Don't do It. Dat himself. gal cannot keep a Job more'n two I f the blood Is thick and the body ,’t understand, very day I hear o f some weeks. Don't do I t — Albany Journal. Inclined to overfleshiness, appetite ca “ I ’ ll git de law on dat woman, d at'» pricious and there Is a desire for con tier because be attempt- “ What's the matter. Aunt diments and stimulants w ith the food, •ross’ In response to his w hat!” “ She done went an’ call then doubtless, a good fast w ill be ils.” — N ew Orleans I Caroline?” j me up by tel’phonin’ when der's small beneficial. Throw the body upon Its pox In her fam ily.” — Cincinnati Trib own resources. L e t the digestive or era. une. gans have a rest. A llow nature to burn ,v would you like P a— I understand, Bobbie, that at 1 up some o f the effete and surplus ma t between the pow- the party you asked for a second piece terial already lodged In the body. A c f cake. Now, I told you----- Bob fast for such a person would be better te the other day.” ble— No; I only said that if they liked | than medicine. t powers?" But a person who has a keen ap- to make me the offer I would accept iv lfe , the cook find the it.— Pick-Me-Up. | petite, properly curbed, who eats only three-cornered squab- H er Mother— Look here, Ernie, I* a moderate amount o f food, well se thought your father told you not to lected, who Is carrying no more flesh revenue in 1903 was encourage that young man? Ernie— than he ought to have, is not troubled iated 1904, $71,000,000. Oh, dear, mamma, that young man with dyspepsia or Irregular appetite, doesn't need any encouragement.— Chi such a person w ill only unbalance his 1 the potato a r e a lm o s t bodily powers and derange his physical cago Dally News. :.] composition. “ Do you sympathize with the Rus- forces by attempting to fast. The best w ay to fast, a fter all, Is — — sians or the Japanese?” “ A t present,” | 0 said the man who strives for nicety of to fast a little with each meal. Stop I •*** _ — 0 expression, “ I sympathize with the eating before the appetite is satisfied. Russians and congratulate the Japa I f you are not hungry at meal time omit one meal. You w ill doubtless bo nese.” — Washington Star. hungry by the next meal, then eat Beatrice (aged 6, after remaining In only about one-half as much as you deep thought for quite tw o minutes, addresses her mother, who has been want. s p re se n c e k n o w n s ig n s ,— g la n d u la r u n c h e s in th e n e ck , _______________ u s e ru p t io n s , i n - Crumb, o f comfort never come from y e lid s , s o r e e a rs ett0n* cracker. In bed.— Philadelphia Ufi Sarsaparilla Î I had a very severe at- ia, which came near prov- covery the glands o f the ch enlarged, and after ine, the right one was nal size, Dut the left row—very slowly at out the sii rof a goose to press oa the wind- Ajlt breathing, and be ta incision was made V of pus discharged, loved, or as much as taken out. For ten ieceof cloth about an ,k to keep the place -ime I hat! to have it ■tor every time I took ...rswLiai. „ g e h V T t r early Sum m erol *1884 I was persuaded y my w ife to use S. S. S., which I did, > rictly in accordance with directions. I § '■ >ok twenty-six large bottles, and was en- • rely cured, for I have not suffered since ¡L tat time. B. S. R a g i . a n d . I Royal B agM fg. Co., Charleston, S. C. , Only a constitutional remedy can reach . n hereditary disease like Scrofula. When “ je blood is restored to a normal condition “ .nd the scrofulous deposits are carried off here is a gradual return to health. S.S.S. ^ ^ ^ is well known as a blood purifier and tonic. It is the o n l y guaranteed, strictly vegetable remedysold. I f you V ji @ have any signs of 1 H k H Scrofula. wr,te 119 k W ™ and our physicians will advise you free /he Swift Specific Company, Atianta, Ga. On the Tritt MI follow ed the trail from Texas w ith * Fish Brand LV?s™ br T nd Slicker, used for an overcoat when Pommel Slicker cold, a w ind coat when w indy, a rain coat when it rained. and for a cover at n i«h t if w e got to bed, and I w ill aav that I have gotten more comfort out o f you r alicker than any other one article that I aver owned/' ( Th# asm« «nd addr«M of tha writer el this unsolicited lot- tor m*j be had on application.) W et W ea th er Garments for Riding, W alking, W orking, or Sporting The Sign of th« Hah i i ™ ? " T O W E R CANADIAN CO , Lim ited lu g t e fe * ; * ~ J. -OJIOSTO, CAS ADA /ZSR ’ ** - -------- % ---------------------- ---- <1 A ll list M U *, ip, rafttea Good. M br ri raggiata. | M P T IO N r I choosing frocks for her)— Mummy dear, before you buy the frocks, I ’ ve thought It all over, and I think I ’d rather be a boy.— Punch. “ I am strongly Inclined to think that your husband has appendicitis.” said the physician. “ T h at’s Just like him,” answered Mrs. Cumrox. "H e always waits till anything has pretty near gone out o f style before he decides to get i t ” — Washington Star. “ Oh, George!” exclaimed the young w ife, “ it was nearly midnight before you got home last n ig h t” “ Well, well I” exclaimed the husband; “ you women are so Inconsistent Before we \ * 1* “ tarried you didn't care how late I ( ( a ’ JiDm a"— Sioux Falls Press. “ N ow ,” »aid the pert saies'mSvr, s a r castically, as h* started to put back the ro ll» o f »Ilk, “ can't you think of something more I might show you, ma'am?” “ Y e»,” replied the shopper, “ but I don’t think you have It.” “ W hat is It?” “ More courtesy.” — Philadel phia Public Ledger. “ I ’m afraid that you can’t graduate this year, after all,” said the high school professor to the Sweet Young Thing, who was shy In Greek or some thing. “ No,” »he replied, “ I can't. The dressmaker »Im ply can't get my dress finished In time— Isn’ t It too bad?"— Cleveland Leader. “ P retty well,” remarked the doctor’s daughter, who took an interest in her father's purse and profession, when some one asked her how “ things were going." “ Plenty o f colds, some bron chitis, and a little typhus fever; but, as father said yesterday, what we want to make things lively Is a nice little epidemic!” “ H ere Is another example o f faulty English,” said ths teacher o f the elass in rhetoric; “ In this essay you have written, ’her sight broke upon a land scape o f entrancing loveliness.' H ow could any one’s sight ‘break upon’ a landscape?” "She might have drop ped her eyes,” tim idly ventured the young woman who had written the es say.— Chicago Tribune. A T ig h t P la c e . I t was a gay time In Congress one night when there was an all-night ses sion on the M ills tariff bill In 1888. I t had been difficult to keep a suffi cient attendance, and the House bad adopted a resolution directing the ser geant-at-arms to compel the presence o f absent members. One by one they w ere brought before the bar o f the House, a u l after making all sorts o f excuses and explanations, were per mitted to go unpunished. About midnight Congressman Hen derson was brought before the Speak er. H e had, he said, no excuse to offer. “ I was at a theater party,” he con tinued, “ when I was arrested and JvxugiV AAm .BSiere jg no sort of ex cuse for absence without leave.” " I move that the gentleman from Iow a be fined $8,000!” called one o f Henderson's colleagues. " I second that motion!” shouted twenty or more members, all o f them bis friends. “ I t Is moved and seconded,” said Speaker Carlisle, “ that the gentleman from Iow a be fined $3,000. Those in fuvor o f the motion w ill say, ‘A ye.’ ” T w o hundred voices shouted. “ A ye!” “ Those opposed will say, ’No.’ ” Henderson's agonized voice was alone In yelling “ N ol” There was but one w ay to slip out o f the Joke and prevent the motion from being carried, and that was for Speaker Carlisle to overrule the House. “ The noes have It,” said he, gravely. “ The gentleman is excused.” T r u e B e a t o f P u ls e . Most people overestimate their pulse, a# they often count Its beats when talking about the matter, anil It Is a fact, well known to physicians, that the excitement o f conversation w ill quicken ths pulse from five to twenty bests. K «< l* h o t S o c ia lis t. A t on* tim e K in g Peter, o f Servta, was a red-hot Socialist. H is t was while he was living a comparatively obscure life in France. H e Is be lieved to be the first Socialist to mount a throne, although It Is true that hts la not much o f a throne. A certain railw ay station Is sur rounded In all directions with cheap restaurants. Over one o f these. In great Illuminated letters, could be seen the sign, "Open all n ig h t” N ext to it was a restaurant bearing In equal K n o w s N o th in g o f S la n g . prominence the placard. “ W e never Mr. F lggjam — Tommy, do you ever close.” Third In order was a Chines» ose slang? laundry In a little tumble-down hovel, Tom my F lggjsm — No, tndeedyI and on the front o f this building was "W h y, Isn't *110 lndeedy’ slang?” the sign. In great scrawling letters, “ Surs n it W ho put that bng loto “ Me wakee too!” your coco?” — Baltlmqra American. / Y Japar H e le S till th e B oes. T h e old man called his typewriter into his private office. "Miss Hammerton,” he aaid, “ you have been a faithful worker during the two yeara you have been in my em ploy, and I believe you would make a desirable wife. May I hope to claim you se such?” “ While I appreciate yonr kindness and the honor you do me in making the offer, Mr. Oldboy," replied the little azure eyed blonde, "before accepting I wish to say one word. Aa your stenographer I have allowed you to dictate to me, but if I become your wife I shall reserve the right to do all the dictating myself, and----- ” "Pardon me for interrupting you. Miss Hammerton,” said the old man, “ but I think it will be best for you to continue in your present position. I shall add an eitra dollar to your salary, which will enable you to drown in ice cream soda any hopes that my words may hare raised.” Reads Like a M iracle. Moravia, N. Y ., Dec. 12th.— (Spec ia l)— Bordering on the miraculous is the case of Mrs. Benj. W ilson of this place. Suffering from Sugar Diabetes she wasted an av till from weighing 209 lire she barely tipped the scales at 130 lbs.’ Dodd’ s Kidney P ills cured her. Speaking of her cure her husband says; “ My wife suffered everything from Sugar Diabetes. She was sick four years and doctored with two doctors, but received no benefit. She had so much pain all over her that she could not rest day or night. The doctor said that she could not live. “ Then an advertisement led me to try Dodd’ s Kidney Pills and they help ed her right froia the first. Five boxes of them cured her. Dodd’ s Kidney P ills were a God-sent remedy to us and we recommend them to all suffering from Kidney Disease.’ ’ Dodd’s Kidney P ills cure all Kidney Diseases, including B right’ s Disease, and all kidney aches, including rheu matism. A man cannot har« an Idea of perfec tion in another which Qe was never aensi bl» of in himself.— Steele. Ayers Bald? Scalp shiny and thin? Then it’s probably too late. You neglected dandruff. If you had only taken our ad vice, you would have cured Hair Vigor the dandruff, saved your hair, and added much to it. If not entirely bald, now is your opportunity. Improve it. ** I h m used A T «r’a Ifwir V1«or for over 40 years. I am now »1 yeura old end I iatb a heavy growth of rich brown hair. due. I think, en tirely to A yer’« Hair Vigor.” Sifts. M A. Isitrru, Belleville, III. f 1 00 a bottle. J. C. AVER CO., T.owell. M hss . All druggist*. fo r You Can det Allen’s Foot-Ease FREE. W rite A lle n S. Olm sted, Le R o y .N . Y . f fo r • free sam p le o f A l l e n ’s Foot-E ase. I t cure* sw eating, h ot sw o llen , ach in g fe e t. I t makea new o r tig h t shoes easy. A c erta in cure for corns, in g ro w in g n a ils and bu nions. All drug gists sell it. 25c. D on ’t accept a n y substitute. The Luton, Eng., chamber of com merce has decided to offer prizes to schol- urs in the elementary schools for com* petitive designs in hat trimmings. INDI AN ARROWS, SPEARS A ND P IP E v w anted I w ill p a y c a s h for nil good relics o f stone. 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Bend stamp. cuNBU L- T ATT ON F R E E A DDKK 8 8 Stella— I would rather wed a man ol brains than one of muscle. Mollie— Because why? Stella— Because while a man of muscl« could chop up a beefsteak, a man of bruins could figure out where the beef steak was to come from. People who sleep with their mouths shut live longest. .