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Will be published in this paper beginning' in a few days.
We are not going to say much about it and we will tell
you why.
If we describe the story as it is you will say before
you have read it that we have greatly exaggerated. A f
ter you have read it you will say we failed to do it justice.
It is the story of a fearless editor who incurred the
hatred of white caps and was murderously attacked by
them, and—but we must not say what came of it, for that
would be telling, and would take away from your pleas
ure in reading it.
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INFCRIOR FENC€
j^ T h a t takes time to be patching, also to gather up stock that has gotten iuto a N EIGH BOR’S
FIELD, or to chase your Neighbor’s Stock that has gotten into YOUR FIELD.
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It ought to be read
by every man who
loves his country and
by every person who
loves a lover—for the
hero is a passionate
lover, whose love mak
ing is superb.
W e know you will
read it if you dip into
the first chapters— and
our word for it, you
will enjoy it as you
have seldom enjoyed
a story.
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Buy a Page Fence
And by so doing save time and money, and live in peace and harmony with your neighbor.
Agents W anted. For tull particulars, address
PA G E W O V E N W IR E FENCE CO.
E. ESTES, Manager of Distributary,
M cM IN XYILLE............................... OH EGON.
MUST EE IN STYLE.
c l a m o r ar.d Philosophy
By DUNCAN M. SMITH
Copj'riglit, 1904, by Sampson-IIodges Co.
THE BOBSLED.
The old fashioned sleigh, with the boy. full
of hay,
For runners a pair of rough, unpainted
bobs;
A steady old* team, with Just enough
steam
To Jog down the highway and Jolt over
knobs,
And huddled together in crisp winter
weather
A party of young folks warm, happy
and bright—
Oh, that was a pleasure forever to treas
ure.
To talk about still on a cold winter
night!
"With blankets and wraps of buffalo per
haps
And plenty of comforts to keep out the
frost
Tou sped down the road a live, joyous
load.
Your laughter and shouts In the distant
hills lost.
A n d then when the moon made midnight
as noon
The horses turned homeward, the wind
might be raw.
B u t who would complain when each coun
try swain
W a s nestled down close to a girl in the
straw?
The bright modem sleigh Is chipper and
gray;
Its outline Is graceful. Its regular curve
Is pleasant to spy. and as it sweeps by
Behind a swift roadster you pause and
observe.
A flash! It Is »one. and then jrou jo * on.
And a* In the distance Its form fade«
away.
Wherever you are your mind wanders far
To the old fashioned sled with the bo*
full of hay.__________
Had the Evidence.
“ D id you know that the Abies w ere
am ong the first fam ilies in N ew Y o rk ? "
“ T h at ia news to me. I never see
th eir name In the society columns.”
“ N o; but If you w ill look In the di
rectory you w ill find them on the first
Knocks the Romance.
take a trip aboard a ship
Lcrose the broad Atlantic
<1 sail and sail through calm and gale
s said to be romantic,
t when In pain with might and main
easlckness you are fighting
d long for land on which to stand
'he romance goes a-kltlng.
hmking of the
Present.
"Johnny, what
cornea o f little
ys
who tell
s when they
ow up?”
•I don’ t know,
it when they
e small they
cape half o f
e lickings."
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A T rue Test.
A woman lives across the street
Who sews both night and day;
Tier children are precise and neat.
Almost too nice to play,
F or she’s a machine.
A s she stitches there,
A sewing machine,
With a bundle of care.
A human sewing machine.
She gets no time to read or play,
Her sewing’s never done;
She puzzles over fashions gay
From morn to set of sun.
For she’s a machine
A s she works all day,
A sewing machine
As she stitches away,
A human sewing machine.
Her husband’s sure to step on frills
If he approaches near;
He flinches when he pays the bills.
For fripperies are dear.
And his wife's a machine,
With a constant tread,
A sewing machine
Made of needles and thread,
A human sewing machine.
Unless her shrouij Is made with car«
And In the latest style.
W hen dead she’ll not rest anywhere;
Bhe’ll worry all the while.
For she’s a machine.
Though she’ll die some day,
A sewing machine
That runs alway,
A human sewing machine.
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The Up-to-Date Grocery
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Oh, love is love beyond e. doubt
And may be marked O. K.
I f it can manage to hold out
A fter housecleaning day.
PERT PARAGRAPHS.
A miss is as good as a mile, but it Is |
not nearly so com fortable.
W hen the snow is thirteen feet deep
and still fa llin g you may have your
own Idea as to w hat constitutes beau
ty.
A man's wom an and a woman's man
do not linger long in the society o f each
other.
T here ace people who must be tem pt
ed to die because some one else w ill
lia r « to pay the funeral expenses.
Theory end Practice.
" I t Is the little things that annoy us,
things which by force o f w ill we can
The beat thing to do w ith a balky
brash aside as w e pursue the even tenof
horse is to iet Dim balk.
o f our way,'*
said the new'
N ever have a row today that you can
thought profess
pnt off until tomorrow, for the other
or w h o w as de
fe llow may be ready to back out by
liverin g a lec
that time.
ture
to
the
Don’t
W orry
A reigning belle Is bard to ring.
club.
Just then the
W hen there is a screw loose some
professor
sat
where the screw drivar is hard to find.
down
on the
smallest sized tack made, and his the
Borne houses are so filled w ith the 1
ories took flight in an instant.
com forts o f home that you can find no
place in which to rest.
Is now opened for business with the finest
stock of Groceries in the city, and we are selling
at prices that are right. We have anything you
wish iy the Grocery line.
FARM ERS, we want your produce.
and see us. We pay the highest prices.
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( Coffees
Specialties Teas
( Spices
g Pacific Avenue, Forest Grove, Ore.
Blind as It Is supposed to be, love
sees a whole lot o f things other people
cannot.
W hat would you do to make him stop?
You’d have that harsh voice grated
Or taken to the butcher shop
And rudely amputated.
Th e average girl d o «« not find the
w altz step nearly so tiring as the wash
hoard nib.
Christmas coroee but once a year.
Leap year's even rarer;
In the time of bliss that’s here
You may be a sharer.
W h at your faint heart couldn’t do,
Not for love or money,
Some sweet girl may venture to
And may be your honey.
seeing the sights.
“ A bou t 400.” replied the guide.
" I wish I had that college at home.
! There is nothing I would like better
| than to be able to kill a dentist «e e ry
, morning before breakfast"
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W hen a man claim « to have discov
ered a process o f m aking gohl out of
baser metals It Is generally * «r the pur
pose o f making coin out o f credulous
m ortal«.
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IN THK UIRoniT COURT O F THE
8TATE O F OREGON FO R WASH
INGTON COUNTY
Joseph 8. Lilly,
Plaintiff")
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Martha L. Lilly,
Defendant j
l o Martha L. Lilly, the above named
defendant:
In the name o f the state o f Oregon: You
are hereby commanded and lequlred to
appear and answer the com laint filed
against you in the above entitled suit, in
the above entitled court, on or before the
e>piration o f six weeks next from and
after, the date o f the fits publication o f
this summons, to-wit: The first publica
tion o f aaid summons beii g on December
18, 1908, and if you fail so to appear and
unswer said complaint for want thereof,
the plaintiff will apply to the above en-
titled court for ihe relief prayed for and
demanded in bis said complaint, to-wit:
For h decree dissolving and annulling the
marriage and marriage contract now and
heretofore existing between plaintiff and
defendant ami for -uch other and further
relief as to the court may seem just and
. quitahle in the premises
i bis summons is served on you by pub
lication by order o f Hon. T. A. Me bride,
Judge o f the above entitled court, which
said order was made and dated at Hills
boro Oregon, on December 12, 11103 and
directs that this summons be published
for six successive and consecutive weeks
in the Hillsboro Independent.
H .T . B a O L B Y ,
(31-37)
Attorney for Plaintiff.
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Truth should not be told at all tiroes
—and It Isn't.
W hen yon are In Rome do as the Ro-
A Bale of Change.
“ I think these Am erican hay presses mnns do and when you are In Russia
would fi’l a long fe lt w ant In Colom do as the police tell yon to do.
bia."
More books were made In Japan than
“ Do they raise much hay down
In the United States kist year, hut of
tbiTe?"
“ I was thinking bow bandy they course that doe* not iuelude any hooks
would be to bale money so that change an the lsrrse races.
could be more easily made.”
1 T in t'd Instruction* should go with
every new pair o f skate* fo r the be we
Had Use For Them,
“ H o w many dentists does that college nt o f beginners to the effect that a man
is supposed to skate on his feet and not
turn ont every yen r?" ask ej the A f
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SU M M O N S.
It Is Their Turn.
Sweet the season, kind the fate.
Prospects bright disclosing;
Gentlemen must sit and wait;
Ladles are proposing.
Hush, my palpitating heart;
Calm your restless measure;
When the ladies play the part.
You may get a treasure.
He Is Your Enemy,
When gentle, health restoring sleep
Your tired form is wooing.
The fish man then with accents deep.
His chosen task pursuing.
Comes round the atmosphere to Jar
And spoil your dreams narcotic.
You wish to goodness you were czar
Possessed of powers despotic.
Call
To the awkward and the shy
Who seemed doomed forever
To escape the marriage tie
It la now or never.
And the man of modeat part«—
Saint or woeful sinner—
May get In the game of heart!
And become a winner.
Leap year cornea but once In four;
Would the time were ahorter.
Were there of them three yeara more
W ho would cry for quarter?
Listen! Some one at the gate
la the latch undoing:
M aybe Mabel. Jane or Kate,
Come to practice wooing.
A D M IN IS T R A T O R ’ S N O TIC E .
Notice is hereby given, that I, the und
ersigned, have bien duly appointed A d
ministrator ol the estate ol Sirwell N.
Fuller, deceased, by the < o ■ nty t’ourt o f
the State ot Oregon
lor Washington
ounty, and have duly qualified as such
administrator. A ll persons having claim «
A Sure Result.
agains said estate are hereby notified to
“ i f John had three apple* and W illie present the same to nie, with proper
vouchers, either at m v residence at > «¡av-
ra v e him throe more,” naked tbo teach
erion, Oregon, or at the l.a«r office o f W.
er. “ w h at would that m ake?"
>. In -rett ill Hill-boro, Oregon, within
“T h e stomach ache." prom ptly re six (Pi) i 'outbs from the date hereof
Dated at H ills'oro, O egon, this January
sponded little Paul, w ho was M u *
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brought up to the Idea that he was
WI LLI AM E FULLER.
some day to be*a doctor.
Administrator o f the estate of Sirwell
V K Her. deceased.
Loss a Gain.
When married Ilf«- Is full of strif«
And such left handed fu»,
T ia 1, etter to have loved and lo«t
Than to have loved and won.
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O rders by mail fo r printing prom ptly
filled and delivered. T h e N ew *. For-
e*t Grova.
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