T0............ BOOTH TARKIWGTCITS 1 = = = = = Crest American Story h OUR READERS - THE GENTLEMAN FROM INDIANA I LOST! YESTERDAY-- | Somewhere between daylight and dark, jfij TWO GOLDEN HOURS I fe^hach set with Sixty Diamond Minutes. No reward is given to the finder, for theylga J|can never be found— they are gone forever, and as time is money, so is vour moneys, R^wasted in building an * ‘ SA Will be published in this paper beginning' in a few days. We are not going to say much about it and we will tell you why. If we describe the story as it is you will say before you have read it that we have greatly exaggerated. A f ter you have read it you will say we failed to do it justice. It is the story of a fearless editor who incurred the hatred of white caps and was murderously attacked by them, and—but we must not say what came of it, for that would be telling, and would take away from your pleas ure in reading it. It pictures vividlv - INFCRIOR FENC€ j^ T h a t takes time to be patching, also to gather up stock that has gotten iuto a N EIGH BOR’S FIELD, or to chase your Neighbor’s Stock that has gotten into YOUR FIELD. !.„w z p iw æ æ 1 ' " -Z ' . " tM. . d ’t . â ; -LV i t b' . • • r-rg'ifL . a • : ^ ’ f; ' • ,* ä a » - -fJc- u- . r‘ ’ It ought to be read by every man who loves his country and by every person who loves a lover—for the hero is a passionate lover, whose love mak ing is superb. W e know you will read it if you dip into the first chapters— and our word for it, you will enjoy it as you have seldom enjoyed a story. I ~ -, . . . ~m ■ ■ -r-b. • . Buy a Page Fence And by so doing save time and money, and live in peace and harmony with your neighbor. Agents W anted. For tull particulars, address PA G E W O V E N W IR E FENCE CO. E. ESTES, Manager of Distributary, M cM IN XYILLE............................... OH EGON. MUST EE IN STYLE. c l a m o r ar.d Philosophy By DUNCAN M. SMITH Copj'riglit, 1904, by Sampson-IIodges Co. THE BOBSLED. The old fashioned sleigh, with the boy. full of hay, For runners a pair of rough, unpainted bobs; A steady old* team, with Just enough steam To Jog down the highway and Jolt over knobs, And huddled together in crisp winter weather A party of young folks warm, happy and bright— Oh, that was a pleasure forever to treas ure. To talk about still on a cold winter night! "With blankets and wraps of buffalo per haps And plenty of comforts to keep out the frost Tou sped down the road a live, joyous load. Your laughter and shouts In the distant hills lost. A n d then when the moon made midnight as noon The horses turned homeward, the wind might be raw. B u t who would complain when each coun try swain W a s nestled down close to a girl in the straw? The bright modem sleigh Is chipper and gray; Its outline Is graceful. Its regular curve Is pleasant to spy. and as it sweeps by Behind a swift roadster you pause and observe. A flash! It Is »one. and then jrou jo * on. And a* In the distance Its form fade« away. Wherever you are your mind wanders far To the old fashioned sled with the bo* full of hay.__________ Had the Evidence. “ D id you know that the Abies w ere am ong the first fam ilies in N ew Y o rk ? " “ T h at ia news to me. I never see th eir name In the society columns.” “ N o; but If you w ill look In the di rectory you w ill find them on the first Knocks the Romance. take a trip aboard a ship Lcrose the broad Atlantic <1 sail and sail through calm and gale s said to be romantic, t when In pain with might and main easlckness you are fighting d long for land on which to stand 'he romance goes a-kltlng. hmking of the Present. "Johnny, what cornea o f little ys who tell s when they ow up?” •I don’ t know, it when they e small they cape half o f e lickings." — - A T rue Test. A woman lives across the street Who sews both night and day; Tier children are precise and neat. Almost too nice to play, F or she’s a machine. A s she stitches there, A sewing machine, With a bundle of care. A human sewing machine. She gets no time to read or play, Her sewing’s never done; She puzzles over fashions gay From morn to set of sun. For she’s a machine A s she works all day, A sewing machine As she stitches away, A human sewing machine. Her husband’s sure to step on frills If he approaches near; He flinches when he pays the bills. For fripperies are dear. And his wife's a machine, With a constant tread, A sewing machine Made of needles and thread, A human sewing machine. Unless her shrouij Is made with car« And In the latest style. W hen dead she’ll not rest anywhere; Bhe’ll worry all the while. For she’s a machine. Though she’ll die some day, A sewing machine That runs alway, A human sewing machine. *SI The Up-to-Date Grocery . Oh, love is love beyond e. doubt And may be marked O. K. I f it can manage to hold out A fter housecleaning day. PERT PARAGRAPHS. A miss is as good as a mile, but it Is | not nearly so com fortable. W hen the snow is thirteen feet deep and still fa llin g you may have your own Idea as to w hat constitutes beau ty. A man's wom an and a woman's man do not linger long in the society o f each other. T here ace people who must be tem pt ed to die because some one else w ill lia r « to pay the funeral expenses. Theory end Practice. " I t Is the little things that annoy us, things which by force o f w ill we can The beat thing to do w ith a balky brash aside as w e pursue the even tenof horse is to iet Dim balk. o f our way,'* said the new' N ever have a row today that you can thought profess pnt off until tomorrow, for the other or w h o w as de fe llow may be ready to back out by liverin g a lec that time. ture to the Don’t W orry A reigning belle Is bard to ring. club. Just then the W hen there is a screw loose some professor sat where the screw drivar is hard to find. down on the smallest sized tack made, and his the Borne houses are so filled w ith the 1 ories took flight in an instant. com forts o f home that you can find no place in which to rest. Is now opened for business with the finest stock of Groceries in the city, and we are selling at prices that are right. We have anything you wish iy the Grocery line. FARM ERS, we want your produce. and see us. We pay the highest prices. « IS PfeS ( Coffees Specialties Teas ( Spices g Pacific Avenue, Forest Grove, Ore. Blind as It Is supposed to be, love sees a whole lot o f things other people cannot. W hat would you do to make him stop? You’d have that harsh voice grated Or taken to the butcher shop And rudely amputated. Th e average girl d o «« not find the w altz step nearly so tiring as the wash hoard nib. Christmas coroee but once a year. Leap year's even rarer; In the time of bliss that’s here You may be a sharer. W h at your faint heart couldn’t do, Not for love or money, Some sweet girl may venture to And may be your honey. seeing the sights. “ A bou t 400.” replied the guide. " I wish I had that college at home. ! There is nothing I would like better | than to be able to kill a dentist «e e ry , morning before breakfast" , W hen a man claim « to have discov ered a process o f m aking gohl out of baser metals It Is generally * «r the pur pose o f making coin out o f credulous m ortal«. _ - -- • IN THK UIRoniT COURT O F THE 8TATE O F OREGON FO R WASH INGTON COUNTY Joseph 8. Lilly, Plaintiff") vi Martha L. Lilly, Defendant j l o Martha L. Lilly, the above named defendant: In the name o f the state o f Oregon: You are hereby commanded and lequlred to appear and answer the com laint filed against you in the above entitled suit, in the above entitled court, on or before the e>piration o f six weeks next from and after, the date o f the fits publication o f this summons, to-wit: The first publica tion o f aaid summons beii g on December 18, 1908, and if you fail so to appear and unswer said complaint for want thereof, the plaintiff will apply to the above en- titled court for ihe relief prayed for and demanded in bis said complaint, to-wit: For h decree dissolving and annulling the marriage and marriage contract now and heretofore existing between plaintiff and defendant ami for -uch other and further relief as to the court may seem just and . quitahle in the premises i bis summons is served on you by pub lication by order o f Hon. T. A. Me bride, Judge o f the above entitled court, which said order was made and dated at Hills boro Oregon, on December 12, 11103 and directs that this summons be published for six successive and consecutive weeks in the Hillsboro Independent. H .T . B a O L B Y , (31-37) Attorney for Plaintiff. ► Truth should not be told at all tiroes —and It Isn't. W hen yon are In Rome do as the Ro- A Bale of Change. “ I think these Am erican hay presses mnns do and when you are In Russia would fi’l a long fe lt w ant In Colom do as the police tell yon to do. bia." More books were made In Japan than “ Do they raise much hay down In the United States kist year, hut of tbiTe?" “ I was thinking bow bandy they course that doe* not iuelude any hooks would be to bale money so that change an the lsrrse races. could be more easily made.” 1 T in t'd Instruction* should go with every new pair o f skate* fo r the be we Had Use For Them, “ H o w many dentists does that college nt o f beginners to the effect that a man is supposed to skate on his feet and not turn ont every yen r?" ask ej the A f _ . . .. rioan monarch who w as go ng about on bis h e * d . __ SU M M O N S. It Is Their Turn. Sweet the season, kind the fate. Prospects bright disclosing; Gentlemen must sit and wait; Ladles are proposing. Hush, my palpitating heart; Calm your restless measure; When the ladies play the part. You may get a treasure. He Is Your Enemy, When gentle, health restoring sleep Your tired form is wooing. The fish man then with accents deep. His chosen task pursuing. Comes round the atmosphere to Jar And spoil your dreams narcotic. You wish to goodness you were czar Possessed of powers despotic. Call To the awkward and the shy Who seemed doomed forever To escape the marriage tie It la now or never. And the man of modeat part«— Saint or woeful sinner— May get In the game of heart! And become a winner. Leap year cornea but once In four; Would the time were ahorter. Were there of them three yeara more W ho would cry for quarter? Listen! Some one at the gate la the latch undoing: M aybe Mabel. Jane or Kate, Come to practice wooing. A D M IN IS T R A T O R ’ S N O TIC E . Notice is hereby given, that I, the und ersigned, have bien duly appointed A d ministrator ol the estate ol Sirwell N. Fuller, deceased, by the < o ■ nty t’ourt o f the State ot Oregon lor Washington ounty, and have duly qualified as such administrator. A ll persons having claim « A Sure Result. agains said estate are hereby notified to “ i f John had three apple* and W illie present the same to nie, with proper vouchers, either at m v residence at > «¡av- ra v e him throe more,” naked tbo teach erion, Oregon, or at the l.a«r office o f W. er. “ w h at would that m ake?" >. In -rett ill Hill-boro, Oregon, within “T h e stomach ache." prom ptly re six (Pi) i 'outbs from the date hereof Dated at H ills'oro, O egon, this January sponded little Paul, w ho was M u * -J, I!«>4 brought up to the Idea that he was WI LLI AM E FULLER. some day to be*a doctor. Administrator o f the estate of Sirwell V K Her. deceased. Loss a Gain. When married Ilf«- Is full of strif« And such left handed fu», T ia 1, etter to have loved and lo«t Than to have loved and won. « O rders by mail fo r printing prom ptly filled and delivered. T h e N ew *. For- e*t Grova. *, uiU ! ’5 M