Just at this moment the girl cam# back with the money, aud, as iny cu­ T o wed or not to wed ? that i* the question riosity had etytporated, »be found me Whether ’ti« nobler in uiun to suffer puttiug my box In order. The Sungs and arrows of that blind “ There you are,” she said, "one-and- young aroher. slxpence. I haven't kept you long, ami lOr fly to arms against a host of trouble» And at the altar end them. To woo, to if you are eomiug round this way in about a fortnight's time you might call wed again. I shall have my wages then, ‘No more; and by this step to say we end The heartache and the thousand holies as ¡he master and missus are going ami fears back to America, and I should like one The aiugle suffer—'tie a consummation or tw o more to take home with me.” Devoutly to be wished. To woo, to wed— As I before remarked, my partner Is T o wed—perchance repent—ay, th ere» A l In his profession, and you would the rub; For in that wedded state, what woe« may have thought so, too. If you had seen him handle some o f his Inventions so come But lie never |»atented W h e n w e have launched upon that untried beautifully. any o f them, as he often said that such a course made everybody as wise as Must give us pause. There's the respect That makes celibacy of so long Hfe. yourself. Moreover, he disliked noto­ For who would bear rlie quip« and jeers riety, and so did 1, too, I can assure o f bis friends. you. The husband’s pity or the coquette's The mime evening we talked matters scorn. over awhile more, and then, a fter sup The vai-ant hearth, the solitary cell. per and a cigar, we both donned our The unshared sorrow or the void within, When he himself might his redemption mackintoshes, into certain Inside pock­ ets o f which we inserted a few o f the gain W ith h fair damsel? Who would beauty before mentioned Inventions. gain When we slarted out It was lieglu- To toil and plod over a barren hearh, nlng to rain slightly, hut we did uot Rut that I'he dread of something yet be­ mind that, and, strange to say. Just yond— a Unit 12 o'clock we found ourselves at The undiscovered country—from whose the side door o f 1 Dovecot terrace. bourne “ W hy, all is darkness, Bloggs. I No bachelor rpturns—puszles the will And makes us rath.-r bear the ills we have suppose they have gone to bed. W ell, we won’t disturb them, eh, old man?” Than fly to others that we know not of! H e was very thoughtful, you see, for Thus forethought doth make cowards of us all. other people, was my partner, so he And »bus rhe native hue of resolution left me while 1 unfastened the door In Is »¡"klied o’er with the pale cast of the wall, and strolled along the road a thought. little way, a fter which he Joined me And numlierless flirtations, long pursued. W ith this regard, their currents turn Inside the little yard, when we closed the door once again, fastening it inside. away "t-»ood business so far. Bloggs. Now 'And lose the name of marriage. , give me No. 2. and we will »s in l»e •—New York World. | | j , ’ there, my hoy.” No. 2 was one o f those wonderful In­ ventions I have »{token about, and such an Insinuating work o f art was It that in a very few minutes we lioth stood by the table on which I had placed my . rourcy D*>vereaux & Co. la the name I k > x the morning previous. Locating the door which led Into the engraved oil tile plate of our office (loot In Brown's court, No. 113, third floor. hall, we found 11 unfastened and like a 1 never go tliere myself unless there |mir o f specters we passed through, Is something special on, but in.v part­ and so on to the door, which led Into ner, Courey Itevereaux, as he calls Ilie front parlor. This door was fas­ himself, attends daily, if only for an tened. hour or so, for the looks of the thing, "Sorry to spoil our friend's door. and to read Ills paper. Bloggs. hut we shall Ix> obliged to use As for myself, I am the "com pany;” No. 2 once more.” Rlogga Is my name, plain John Bloggs, So No. 2 was again manipulated by and when this office business was tirst my partner with such dexterity Hnd proposed. I felt hurt liecause Courey silence that the slight instrument soon wouldn't put my nume In full also. began to show its effect on the wood­ Hut I had to give way, as I did to ev­ work, inasmuch ns a small Shower of erything he proposed, for lie is A l, and sawdust was apparent, to our Joint sat­ a credit to his profession. isfaction. T o what profession, did you ask? My partner whispered again: “ Now W ell. I will try and explain it all to for No. 3, Bloggs. Then turn the light you. but you must ttrst understand that on a little more. him I we won’t lie long my partner has au extraordinary head­ before we invite ourselves inside, and. piece for business. It Is astonishing a fter otir business is transacted, old the wa.\ he can think out everything. boy. why—hey, presto! begone!” "Bloggs, old boy," says be, one even­ Necessarily I stood quite close to my ing. about a month ago, "you remem­ imrtiier ns 1 lighted Ills operations. ber that house I pointed out to you at W ere you ever In a railw ay collision the corner of Dovecot terrace?” or pitched out of a balloon crush upon "1 do. What o f It?” I anawered. mother « 11111 ? " I am told that there Is living there Perhaps not, hut, anyhow, as my a rich American, lie Is married, only senses began to return to me I fancied one servant quiet sore o f people evi­ I had experienced both, and then I dently, and as I know you don’t like gradually opened my eyes, at the same dogs in your business capacity, I find time trying to raise my hand to an they do not keep one, big or little. T o ­ enormous lump which I felt sure I was m orrow morning, therefore, you must suddenly possessed of. proceed lo Dovecot terrace; go to the Both my hands and arms were tight­ aide door in the wall, and try to sell ly secured to tbe chair I was seated lu. the servant one o f the linn's brooches” and, turning my head, there was my —ami my partner smiled. IMirtner in the same predluamerit. Next morning I set out. for pari of "Keel better now, old fellow,,” says my work as partner was to carry a j he. "a fte r your tumble?” black ls>x occasionally, containing H a! now I remembered. The sudden brooches, w hich I sold to servant girls, glare o f electric light over our heads as a rule. and at the same instant a sudden "Hold," I said, but. seeing as how we | ■ wishing something lauded round our gave about ihree-and-slxpcnce each for j shoulders, and, with a tremendous those brooebea, we ought to have got a . Jerk, down we Isitli went crush on trifle more than the price my partner | the tilt'd floor then oblivion. told m>‘ always to charge, hut he was A fte r that the dismal awakening, alw ays so good-hearted, he was. tied up. and with the knowledge that "Charge sixpence each for 'em ," says some good Samaritan, to bring me to be, “ W e shall never lose anything by my senses, had Insinuated about a quart o f water around my neck. being generous." It was Just like him he waa too gen­ "tim id morning, gentlemen,” said a erous but 1 never had the heart my­ volts* nt my elbow. "Sorry to Interrupt s e lf to sell more than tw o at that price you so suddenly nt your work, but tlie fact Is the £250 pounds which I sup- to one servant. My plan o f buslneaa was tlstt, when poa* you were expecting to find In the the girl opened the door, my Isix was escritoire was put by me Into the bank r>l>eu too, and n tempting show of only to-day." brooches met her gaze, and my three And the speaker, who had hitherto words, "Only sixpence each,” uever I teen standing Isdilml us. came in front and regarded us with a quiet twlukle failed to effect a wile. This one was no exception to the rule, In his eye. " t ’onie here, lassie, and let me Intro­ and in less than tw o minutes I was ex ­ hibiting my stock iu trade on the kitch­ duce you to our visitors," he said, as en table. 1 can tell you that girl was he flicked off the ash from a slgar lie no fool, for she picked out three o f the was smoking. T h e "lassie,” who was evidently his nicest brooch«*» I'd got, two o f 'em for lieralsters, of course. It was fortunate w ife, came to the front door h I s o and fo r me that she hadn't got six more sis­ stood by the matt's side. H e was altogetlier a splendid speci­ ters anyway. Then arose a Utile difficulty - her men o f humanity; she. however, was irouey was upstairs, and she seemed a rather a small luillt woman, but bad bit afraid o f leaving me by m yself evidently plenty of nerve, ami by the w hile she went for It, which was only manner In which she handled a small silver-mounted rifle I was convinced until ral. "D on't be afraid of me. mlsa; here'a that she was able to use It. "Gentlemen, this Is my wife, the my llceuse, properly signed. Thomas .limes Is my name, as vou can see for champion lady shot, and for myself, well. I am supposed to throw a lasso as yourself In Black ami white." She was satisfied, and went aw ay up well as most where I came from ." Now I understood the swishing noise the bnck stairs at once. You see, when this brooch selling and our atiddeu overthrow. The lady had been an amused spec­ business was started my imrtner could not t>ear the Idea o f having my proper tator until now, but suddenly a thought name put in the license bless you, be seeded to strike tier. "Rlrntn, Just wait a minute, please.” Is go proud, and he would not fo r the world like his elty friends to know that So Hiram beut his head while she bis partner nawkeil brooches to ser­ whispered. Then lie la u gh «! sod they left us. vant girls. Hut If be Is proud, I sm a w fu lly cu­ " W e are trapped, old fellow, this rious, and 1 could not control m yself; time, and no mistake: they have gone ho I stepped quietly across the kitchen fo r the |s»llce," said my partner, turn­ and peeped through the door at the ing his head to w iyd me. "W h ere w ill tsick which le i Into the scullery, then It all Mid?" tiptoed to the door which led to the “ Dartmoor," said I, “ If— " front o f the house, and. turning the "Silence, please,” said the lady tfor handle quietly, pis'ped through Into she bad now returned tapping the butt the nail o f her rifle); "and, moreover, do not "N ic e little place this, altogether: stir." should like one like Ibis some day my­ T h e reaeon o f her request was evi­ self,” I thought. For these little dent. Mr. Blratn—an amateur pho­ Kit inpsea o f different louses tsugbt me tographer evidently—now came and e lot o f useful things, you know, aa ( planted a camera In front o f ua aa we tm observant o f matters that some pcs- eat bound and helpless. Now , as bev majesty » photographers pie would not give oie credit for. S O L IL O Q U Y OF A B A C H E LO R . WILLIAM TELL UP TO DATE. In different porta Of the country have * A S H O R T H A N D T Y P E W RITER. the honor o f jsissessiug my likeness— I M achin e W h ic h W rites E ntire W o r d « more or less distorted. I admit—1 pro­ ■ t On e S t r o k e o f t h e E i n s e r « . tested and proceeded to disarrange my Business men and stenographers w ill features with the idea o f liuttliug their hail with delight the Invention of a intentions. • typewriting machine which can be so She looked at me and, smiling quL”.- manipulated as to ly, said: print words eutire “ W ait a minute. Biram, I'll tlx him with one stroke for you.” of the Ungers in When site came hack she had a d if­ stead of the old ferent gun In the one hand, and a com­ method of spell- mon wine cork in the other, which she i n g each word placed carefully on the laild spot on out. The machine h e my h<-ad. is i n t e n d e d to "N o w . my man." says she, "did you lake the plate of ever hear o f W illiam T ell?" on Una ry short "N e v e r knew -him, that I am aware hand writing,awl of. ma’am.” at tbe same time “ W ell,” says she. "W illia m Tel! was A to make a record the man who, with a how and arrow, which can be read » £ ' shot an apple from the top of his sou's by anyone. head, placed Just like that” —and she In the ordinary pointed to the cork on my head. "N ow typewriting ma­ we folks out West.” she continued, chines speed is "can beut those old-fashioned games s a m p l e o r WOKS, hollow, but we uw guns, and by pref- limited by the fact that hut one key erence, as I don't wish to disturb the can he operated at a time and only one neighttorx. I will use an airguu. Ph ase character printed. get me the small mirror from the kitch­ The inventor saiw that if several fin- en, Birani." gers could be used at the time time, as I suddenly grns)>ed the position, hut on the piano, to select the letters foi couldn't speak a word to save my life, a word, and the word printed at a sin­ nor dared I stir. My features straight­ glestroke. sufficient speed could be got ened Instantly, and. shutting my eyes. ten to take speeches from dictation I triad to count how many Jails 1 l ad direct on machines instead of using seen the inside of. and y h a t the d if­ shorthand. He then constructed a ma­ ferent chaplains had talked to me chine after this idea. It is a very small about, but I culdn’t remember. affair, weighing only two and one-half Hiram came with the glass. and--ou. pounds, occupying a sjaice only six It was horrible!—she stood with her inches square, and can be placed In a hack to me, while Hiram held the giasa case two Inches deep. In this invention the operator can for her. "P lu g !” bring into play any or all of twenty What a frightful sensation i! was ns keys without changing the posit Sou of the hands for any combinations. I he cork flew off. "F ix that camera again, Hiram," said There are sixteen keys which lie next she, turning round. " I think after that to one another, within the four outer he wou't trouble you again; if uot. I keys. On these are printed all the let­ must try again at something smaller." ters and characters that are to be print- I tried to look as pleasant as possible id. If any of these keys are under the circumstances. struck without touching another And so the pictures were completed of the outer ones. It will print to their satisfaction, but not to ours, you may lie sure. Mr. Birani then undid the cords about us, to our gn*at relief, as we were cram|*ed horribly. "Sit still a minute, you pair, and Is* advised by me," he said, eying us both sternly. "D o not stir or move a hand without my permission; other­ wise you must take the consequences. ’ W e understood h ik I nodded, for Mrs. Birani was fingering a small revolver In a manner that I did uot much cur« for, while my partner listened gloom­ TH E S H O R T H A N D TV PE W H IT E R . ily. the letter or «'haraeter which Is mark­ “ You may think your lucky stars Hint I shall not give you In charge, for ilio ed on the end nearest the operator. When it Is desired to print any of the reason---- " letters on the second line, It can be "H ear, hear, guv-uor!" I said. "Because,' he added, "w e wish to done by pressing at the same time one get hack to the States soon, and your of the outer keys, which are marked trial would I'elay us somewhat: '«mi I “ con’s line 2” or “ vow ’s line 2.” This warn you to steer clear o f London for brings forward eithertheconsonants or a time, for If uiy wifp sees either o f vowels. The same is true of line three. you hanging around she would cer­ The figures are printed by using the tainly go In for some more gun prac­ fingers of the right han«l, while press­ ing a lever at the left of the head of tice; so remember.” I heard Mrs. Btrnni say something the machine. The sixteen keys are so laughingly to her htislvand and then: arranged that tliey can be operated in " I believe,” he said, eying me. "that IMtirs, so that one tìnger can press down either one or both keys o f each pair. you sell brooches very cheap?” The machine cannot do accurate s ig n ­ "Yes, sir.” I replied, meekly, "t««o cheap. 1 atn thinking o f going out of ing, nor w ill the writing do for eorre- spondt'nee, but phonetic spelling can be that trade a fter all this." “ You may.” tie answered, grimly done ami It is possible at each stroke smiling, “ after another transaction to print the greater part of a word if with my wife, and respecting which I not the whole of It. Tlie iuventor has d«'sire you to forward to her that she made several of these machines and may receive them not later than tills placed them for use In business offices. evetting twenty-four similar brooches. Tlioee operating them are able to write I f not. why. you must take the conse­ 100 words a minute. quences; and then, o f cours«\ we shall The principal advantage this machine be compelled to stop and sec the fun.” has is its sp«»ed, and if uot accurate the words art- more easily read than if "B loggs," says my partner, ns he was written in shorthand. It can be used packing up th«‘ brooches to Is' |s»st«l to advantage Lu taking speeches for the as soon as the office o|>ened—“ Bloggs, press and other matter that is turned I'v e got an old mint lu North W ales into an office just before the paper goes who hasn't sts-n me for a long time. to press. In this case a good «-ompos- ltor could get up tlie matter from its W ill you come?" 1 thought o f the woman who. with­ record. Tlie record is printed on a nar­ out winking, knocked corks off the row slip, as shown by the accompany­ heads of lioiiest men; and then— ing cut. The hitters r«>ad across the slip from left to right. Many o f the "W ou ld 1 come?” 1 fled.—Answers. words are s|teiled phonetically, but their meanings are obvious. The letter N atu re’s C yc le -P s th . Most o f us. at one time or another, in the illustratimi translate«! in long have liisked fur a w hile upon some j liaud runs as follows: " I f you could satxly Issu h o f «sem i or lake; we have make it «•onvenient to call at the Siiti hmlxsl in tin* surf, gathered shells up- , oftlrn' to-morrow night. Thursday, I ou the shore, a «id thus whiled aw ay shall be glad to see you.” When a girl disappears for two or three «lays. It is a slgu that she tuts Iss'D washing her hair. Pro< «a hi j every man has made an boa eat effort to talk leas, end fa lle«! ¿Zü Y*4 -■ ‘’*V ! m little things, couidder every trlfl«^ your cycling costume, your wheel your action; improve when- imp-, ment there can be, and, whenyop, no longer do so, be happy in ^ : procured the «iealred end. G lrla It ' G 0 OD AD VIC E W e krad A boat. The girl who is a dream of lovs T O TH E G IR L S wli«*n she Is dryin g her hair tn The blacksmith's daughter |a EV. M ADISON C. P E T E R S of country village who reads Latin, tjf, New York Is one o f the latter- and Hebrew. day pastors who do not believe The Innutlful little governe* ,J iu contiuing themselves to simply wins the young lord’s lu'art. preaching the old-fashioned gospel, but The poverty-stricken maiden, *u prefer occasionally to discuss sociologi­ gowned lu simple white muslin j j cal and even political topics. Dr. I e- blue sash, outshines her hetter-dre ters recently delivered au address which sisters, and Is th# belle o f the hall gave great*satisfaction to all his hear­ The girl who looks fresh an«l »«J ers, particularly tbos** among them who In a dainty gingham when sh o i»elJ had marriageable daughters. The pith iug house. of the sermon is herewith given: The girl whose wind-blown tn "First, I warn you against the snare fall in a golden shower about heri of appearances. T h e re 'a re tricks in buster neek, when she takes a love as well as in trade. One o f them ou her spirited bay. is to make things su m to lie what they The proud beauty who seorns the J are not. As you value your life do uot ter.tiom of the humble young af« marry a manikin, a hatter’s show block, and learns too late that he is a m*a] a tailor's lay figure. Secondly, never fame. marry a man to mend him or reform The untutored maiden with tbei him. I f a man will not reform to please o f a nightingale who brings thet ids swi'etheart he will never «lo so to audience to her feet ou her tins i please his wife. I am the father o f tw o pea ranee. little girls, and rather than that they The h«-irt*ss who wanders about) should marry men who drink 1 should guise«! as a poor girl and lulls In l prefer to see them tak«*u to tlie ceme­ with the flslii*rniau's sou. tery. Thirdly, marry your equal. Ou The girl with tw o or more the other hand, do uot marry fo r ambi­ jealous suitors who can kt»ep tbemi tion. Do uot marry a man whose age at her lieck and call, and iiiiluee i[«j is greatly disproportionate to yours. to do anything by n glance of heri You do not want to 6i>end your best uld eyes.—Philadelphia Times. (lays ministering to a superannuate«! N e w D u t y f o r Maid*. person. Fourthly, do not make matri­ Among the notions o f the present il mony a matter of money. So common tias the mercantile intimate o f marriage Is that o f "lm 'Uking in" the bridi become that I should not be surpriseil slim's. This duty Is generally en to see the "hymeneal market” list by the chief bridi'siuald. But this« chronicl'd in the newspapers and the can tie done where the feet of i prices current quoted ou tlie Stock E x­ women are nearly o f on<‘ size; andt uot a pleasant idea to think of auJ change. “ I know it is acconnte«! a silly thing else standing In our own shoe», to marry fo r love, but the woman who would get them out o f shape. Yet it| for the want of it w lu ces marriage to very nice to have the initial stiff» a mercenary contra<1 d«‘grades mar­ taken out o f a pair o f stout walki riage. degrade* herself ami inflicts an limits, and one morning's wear irreparable outrage ou the man she usually do It. Tan shoes are worn| carries. Don't hesitate to marry a poor the morning fo r bicycling; patenti man, but be sure that he has something er. kid and doth-toppml shoes fort more than ills poverty to commeml him. ternoon and satin slippers in them And here let me say, marry a man who In*. is industrious. The young man who N o v e l G r o u n d f o r Divorce. lives off tlie earnings of Ills father un­ A Boston man, w«*dded bnt lit til he can find a girl who is fool enough months, is about to bring suit forj to marry him will very likely Live off vorce iqiou somewhat novel groui his wife's father. A do-nothing young His wife has alw ays been regard«!j man will make a good-for-nothing hus­ an attractive woman, but she band. Igistly. pause long before you courted and won by her husband 1 •a.v the word that ends your chance of ly on account o f her luxuriant i realizing your ideal of marriage. Do beautiful blonde liair. His not become cynical. The world is full incuts were showered upon her I of grand husbands and full o f young profusely before and after man men who will make the right sort o f Now he has discovered that all hot woman happy.” few straggling threads of that I were purchHs«*d lu a switch. It iss To P r e s e r v e Husbands. that he made the discovery abont| See that the linen in which you wrap week ago and has not been living) him is nicely mended, with the requir­ his wife since. ed number o f buttons and strings sew­ ed on. Tie him in the matrimonial ket­ tle by a strong silken cord called com­ fort, should tlie one called duty prove icbine too weak. Husbands are apt to fly iwork out of the kettle and be bu rn «! and itch lesi crusty on the edges, since, like crabs, ( fact ami lobsters, you have to cook them I was i while alive. Put them on a clear, I the la steady fire o f love, neatness and cheer­ igene fulness. Set him as near the flame as we not seems to agree with him. I f he sput­ J Diffide ters anil frizzles do not lie anxious, for kry nec some husbands do this till they are I that th quite done. Add a little sweetness in I implen the form o f kisses, but beware o f mix­ I does no ing vinegar or pepper. A moderate • it doei amount o f spice improves them, but it I We«t. must lie used with good Judgment. Hiae th Stir him gently, watching the while |they a n lest he lie too flat and dose to the ket­ Orange and stem green satin I not p tle so as to liecome useless. Y’ou can­ make a stylish addition to the 1 : 1» r not full to find out when he is done. jacket bodices and those with i I and I f thus m u ted you will find a husband boleros. ■"is to difS'stihle. agreeing nicely with you Fording and tucks vie with each* I the 1 and ihe children, and he will keep as fauch I or for the einliellishment of tbe| long as you want hint unless you be­ waists when a second trimming i riean come careless and set him in too cold a rial or applied garniture is DOt ! A L A M B IN ICE. place.—American Jewess. Pwt «ni sirtd. : »ta; E x p o r t e d f r o m N e w Z e a la nd to Teat All the latest adjustable Hon«r G j»n > . a R e f r i g e r a t i n g Process. stocks are wound tw ice around » walk u I If there This is a picture of the smallest lamb back and fastened in the backoff export»»! from New Zealand. It waa as prt'ferred, the latter way though finies. For pu Ing much newer and more practlct • V many bile hours. But it was re-sn-ved for th«‘ bicycle to make us really ac- qtiainbd wtrh those stretch*"« o f beach and sliore which seetn to have hceiti purposely prepared by kind Motluxr Na­ ture aa a glorious cycle-iwtih. Whether or not sb*> originally Intended It for wheels, all«' certainly spends a great deal *»f lv**r time in keeping the path in repair; and those active servants *>f hers, Wind and W ave. Rain and Sun, are kt'pt very busy at work upon It all tbe time. This long and vari«>«l path stniches In Its «liftrety iHiiHlreds of iu .U«> n along our is‘«sui shone sits I around tlie txir- «Uirs o f our gn u t lake«; but tlie partic­ ular bit with which we las-ame fam il­ iar during happy summer weeks, ami to *luire In whoa«' d«'lights I would tempt others, is a i ' o iu | m i natively small portion t»n th«' southern shore o f laiicc Erie. It begins with tlx' extreme end «>f Oe«lar Point, which With its long arm hohla lu a p*>rtlon o f Samlusky Bay. and extetxl» eastward fifteen miles or more up the sliorv. This samly *h«we continue« ail tbe way to Cleve­ land ami bey oral; but lava use o f some Intervening piles o f rock one cannot rule the whole fifty or sixty miles. The shorter «1 Wan«'*' Is, however, ««imogh for a summer «lav’s rhle, est>ectally If one takes R «'otnfortaWy and leisurely, ami appropriate* to himself the connt- l*'ss Joy» *pr»>««l before him. —St. Nich­ olas. m R J An old-fashion revlvtid Is to hav) sleeveleaa waist or alternate str velvet or satin ribbon and lac* ’ girdle and bolero to match over»< RI>P. I'he sleeves and stock matrij slip, of course. Roth lifted and half-fitted jackr»J worn lmt those with the lack 1 hilt p ami taut to the body give the moOj [found 0 coming appearane'e to the figure. ‘ : thing th«' bock reach quite to the waiFl They are very apt to ride up, and if | f i>J nail w an t short are very ugly. 1« the« A L A M B IN ICE. The jacket fronts which will b*fl slvely worn this spring may be1 frozen into the block o f lee as repre­ square, pointed or cut into aoj 1 sented to demonstrate the capabilities sh:i|>e your taste may desire, To L ook G ra cefu l A w h ee l. o f a refrigerating proci»*«. It is only natural that every woman may lie high or low, but no matter* Had Canae fo r Tear«. should desire to Imik gra.eful on a the shape they alw ays give tb*< Father (fiercely) — Confound it; wheel, and this longed for result lies of a jacket over a full vest o r ' W hat’» that child screaming about largely with herself. Avoid all unnee- A utilitarian Idea Is to have a I now? ewary motion, parthularly with the with an adjustable yoke that M«>ther—W hy, the poor dear over­ knees, learn to i«e«lal as much a , pos­ hooked on. so that when It 1» i heard the nurse remark that he grew sible from the ankle. Have your ma­ the gown is cut low and can be ’ more like his papa every day.—New chine perfectly a.1Jnsted to you. Have for evening. Many o f the me* J York Times, a trim, well-made and beraming suit 1 Iona Me nnxlistes are making fi ting s° well and fashioned on audi handsomest gow n * in this V a r y Circum sp ect. ” 1» Mias Straltlace drcumepect ?" line« that your «•oatuils will n0, t(P spring. asked Miss Pert. W I’L1“ " '1- •V,>ur * klrt Mowing M o a t P o p u l a r W n m • »• - I “ Circumspect:" cried Miss Caustic; on either side and your neek bent to I In tlie voting by the readers J "w hy. she won t accompany a young straI|/h7rt!M,t frf>tD b,owing off. Sit up i d , the English Journal, to man «>n the piano without a chaperon " c « i u "J * T° Ur hnn«- is the "moat popular woman * 1 —Tlt-BIta. tight bnt firm hold with the forearm I nit c l Kingdom ” outside o fflff* l olos. the Baroness Burdett Cogj] Say nothing; It Is tbe only way to avoid balng misquote«! tbe « alst. Don t despise the day of the list, with Ellen Tarry •e e *»“ Mme, p .ttl th in ! S it ii»h! w «h t0 *llow to **ke a