' ìpm 5 « A N I) K 0 R E S T | ! \ r c ’H i:r, Kntai>iu!i«ii r i M KS, ave ih ».-»> IK » » ; CONSOLIDATED JUNE 4,1896. I’ r o l ’e ti s i o n a l C a r d s . T he I). \V. WARD, M. D. ■CISCU orti» t Mirto., »'IJ,«. "y, Irri «K (“O U E ST GUOYE, E x a m in a tio n for VILY - peu a ion» - ® • Under a New Management, Makes a Specialty of OK EGON. T h o u g h it will make anything you wish to order in the Baking line. every W ednesday. ¡ DR. C. E. GEIGER, li T IM E S . AN. Ü , 18»7. T im EE COMMA NDEilb. M EN W H O W O U L D LE A D EURO PEAN A R M IE S IN CASE O F W AR. » c = = -G O O D BREAD, Otlice at hi» residence, G ROV F O U K ST G K O V E , O R E G O N , T U E S D A Y , H ome B akery • >HYSIC1 \N AND SURGEON, atchet A n E u c l i s h m a n W h o T h in k s I t W o u l d l i e P r o f it a b l e t o 3Ial-:c a T e c h n i c a l C o m p a r iso n I S c tw e e n V i s c o u n t W o l s c l e y a n d a llu s s ia n u n d F r e n c h G e n e r a l. Confectionery, Soda Water, Sandwiches, Fresh Oysters and Lunches at all hours. V o l. I I , N o. 4 2 , V o l. V i l i , N o. .11 sier w ent once m ore tu ,... „ sicr, I sbbuld say, has had m ore light ing th an any general in the French a r my, but it w ould bo rush to say that this m ade 1dm a strategist. A b ril liant soldier he was uud is still, in spite of bis uge, and as lie w as barely -10 w hen F rance suffered her reverses he m ay have profited by them . To m any in F iance herself he is an unkuuw u quantity. These are the tw o m en a com parisou w ith whom and V iscount Wolse ley it w ould I jo profitable to establish, hut I m ean a technical com parison.— London Illustrated News. Ih ï N a p o ie u u '« (W iu e r o sity . C ount do P ------ had been raised by Bonaparte tn honors and dignities, but for some unaccountable reason ho be trayed the confidence w hich his patron bad reposed in hint. When B onaparte became cognizant of the m an 's trench- cry, nu ordered him to bo arrested. He was to have been tried the follow ing day and in all probability he w ould have been condem ned, us bis g u ilt was fu lly established. In tlie m eantim e Mute, de P ------solicited and obtained an audience of the emperor. “ I ana very sorry for your sake, ma d a m e ,” he said, “ th a t your husband should be m ixed np in an affair which places his ing ratitu d e in so glarin g a lig h t.” “ Perhaps he is not so g n ilty as your m ajesty supposes,” said the countess. “ Do you know your husband's sig n a tu re ? " inquired the em peror, tak in g u letter out of bis pocket and handing it to her. Mine, do P ------rapidly perused the letter, recognized the h a ndw riting and fell in to a swoon. When she came around. B onaparte put the letter into her bunds, sa y in g : "T a k e it. T his is the only legal evi dence th a t exists against your husband. There is u lighted fire behind y o u .” The eouutess quickly snatched np tlie im portant document uud threw it into the flumes. P ------'s life was saved, but ns fur his honor, not all the influence of a generous em peror could avail to restore i t.—Chicago Daily News. I do not know tho new connnumler in chie f i f tho Ll)« 1 ¡.-!l land force». I iomeopathic physician law him once or tw ice in m y life, hut »AII.T AND SURGEON 1 hin is m any years ago, and in m ilitary K R E ID E R & S O N , PROPRIETORS. m atters of the m agnitude involved in llice a n d resident“*, flnw lhy house. I’acifie a v e .f w est of F orest G rove h o te l. Ilo v r S lie C o t tin» N ew s. the suprem e com m and of a great arm y FOREST GROVE, OREGON. Two Louisville women who aro “ great I am afra id I should prove an incom pe S p ecial a tte n tio n paid to M edical an d S u rg ical tent critic. Ent I believe to a g reat cx frien d s,’’ us the phrta-o goes, from one seaaes o f W om en an d C h ild re n am i a ll ch ro n ic tent in physiognomy, und if Visconut cause or another had not met fe r several S LEE H iseasee. Wolseley be not a very clever m an he weeks, though living only a few squares Chinaware, Cups and Saucers, Plates, Pitchers, Cream apart. The other night one dam n w ent ought to bring an a ction fur libel against down to visit tlie other one and said cn ers, Sugar Bowls, Vases, Toilet Sets, Mugs all sizes, D r . N ON, his face, for he looks decidedly clever. entering the house: Rose Bowls, Fancy Baskets, Children's Sliver Knives, If thero were any doubt, in m y m ind “ M argaret, I cam e down to v isit you D E N T IS T , about bis ability, it w ould be set a t rest because I heard you were sic k .” Forks and Spoons, Children’s Toy Sets. Decorated by the not veiy enthusiastic rem arks in “ W ell,” answ ered M argaret, who FOREST GROVE lo u rs Crockery and Glassware, Fancy and Staple Groceries. connection w ith h is appointm ent I read seemed a trifle out of sorts, " y o n took A| k a. in. to p. m. OREGON. in one or tw o French newspapers. ‘ Yon your tiiuo about it. I have been sick a Fine Teas and Coffees our Specialty. Iain S treet ure an irrita b le people, euvions, joule us w eek." “ Y es,” Deborah replied, " b u t I could and proud to a degree,” said Bism arck D R . O- C. H IA T T not come sooner because you took such a L E N T IS T . to G eneral du W impffeu on Sept. 1, roundabout way of lettin g n c know yon 1870. ‘‘You are an irrita b le people, en were sick. ’ ’ vious, jealous and proud to a d eg ree," “ R oundabout w ay? I don’t rem em ber lie repeated. “ You w ere under the im sending you any word at. all. How aid pression that victory is an appendage yon hoar?” * Office in W a l k e r ' s B l il d in o on M ain S tre e t, up • t j ite _ _ s ta irs , office hours, 9 a. m . to 4 p. in. w hich was exclusively reserved to yon. ” j “ Well, you w rote the news to your Has tho q u arter of a century gone by daughter A lice in M ilw aukee; she w rote since those words w ere u ttered m ade a to my daughter Mary in New O rleans; THOM AS H. TO NG UE, difference in th a t respect in the French Mary m entioned it w hen she w rote to people? I should not like to say. me—and th a t is how I happened to We do all kinds of L aundry W ork in the best possible K ,; « T T O R N E Y - A T - L A W , It m ay not be altogether nniuterest cotne over. ” — Louisville C ourier-Jour K.AM m anner. Any work left w ith us will be p rom ptly a t ing to look at the tw o men aguiust nal. H illsb o r o , W a shing to n C o u n t y , Oit. tended to. We guarautee all our work. Our prices are whom the E nglish com m ander in chief i A r t if ic ia l S c e n t in g o f F lo w e r s . cheaper than P o rtlan d prices. Y our patronage will be w ill be p itte d if a quarrel should ever appreciated. ^ ^ Flow ers th a t have lost som ething of unhappily break forth in Europe. I am SM ITH it BOWMAN, alluding to the com m anders in chief of their perfum e are now scented a rtificial ly by w atering them w ith an alcoholic the R ussian and the French forces. • A t t o r n e y s - at - l a w , The R ussian arm y contains several solution of essence, using a little glycer I N otarial W ork ami Conveyancing. men of unquestionable cap acity ; nev er in to fix th e odor. Thus, for violets, the theless, there appears to be a consensus liqnid is composed of 100 gram s of B o o m s & 7 M organ Blk. H IU .S B O R O , O n . of opinion th at, in the event of w ar, glycerin and 10 gram s of essence of w ith no m atter w hom , the suprem e violet. In m any places, w hile scouted command w ould v irtu a lly devolve upon violets are com paratively rare, the nu VV. M. L A N G L E Y , General Obrouteheff, to the exclusion scented kinds grow w ild in great profu G. C. R ID E R , P ro p . TTOR.NEY AND COUNSELOR AT LAW even of G eneral Kouropatkine. I say- sion. These arc now bought up in large v irtual com m and, for, nom inally, yonng quantities, scented artificially and put D eputy Prosecuting A ttorney. Nicholas w onld be a t tho head of bis into the m ark et in advantageous compe Collections a specialty. titio n w ith the perfum ed violets grown legions. (O ffice:—U p-stairs, Woods & Caples T H E O N L Y F ir s t - C la s s a n d H aving declared m yself at the outset by the h o rticulturists. Gut flowers w hich Building. S t r i c t l y T e m p e r a n c e K e s t a u - incapable of ju dging the E nglish com have w ilted from tim e or transportation m ander in chief from a m ilita ry point ure revived by being plunged in to a r a n t in th e c it y . b ta ry P u b lic F ire a n d A ccident In s u ra n c e of view, I am not going to stu ltify m y- j weak solution of sal amm oniac. Flow ers j> tic e o f th e Peace I.oans, C ollections self by endeavoring to do th is in the : which have little or no scent are also ease of Obrontcheff. I only repeat w hat perfum ed for sale by being p u t into a I have heard. U n til very recently the box w ith ice and then saturated w ith liouic acid charged will) chief of V annow ski's staff and Aid de- ! u en rren t of « V D n c a rp g g iv v P S V S « camp G eneral Obrouteheff was, in spite perfum e.—London Pnblie Opinion. Cai of his recognized talents, looked askance | M u s c u la r C h r is ti a n it y . $ 1 .0 0 $ 1 .0 0 a t in R ussian m ilita ry circles. Tho 1 Tile W estm inster Budget tells a c h ar epithet “ ro d ” was invariably tacked to I his nam e as late ns 15 years ago, and , acteristic story of tlie lute Rev. Peter tho th ird section of tho im perial ch an M ackenzie of London. Many years ago, eellerie, w ith o u t troubling to inquire ' a fte r delivering a lecture in a village T h e O ra .:!,. i ;c i ) u b .i c n l a r e i i i f i e W e s t. III.LSBORO O regon near Sunderland, he was returning to in .o tlie m atter, placed him on the list T T is th e m o;;t . : * - -a . . 1 : W e e k ly pub- of “ dangerous” men “ to be watched his host's house along a lonely road, I T. K a n e . H. I). S tray a r t , 1 lis hod today ani in ; ... jr. Do ’i-iiod upon for fair and honest re- very closely. ” A noto like th a t from the when bo w as accosted by a robber. The C ash ier. Axs't C ashier. latter w as a believer ill the l ight of ports of all poi.I.« t Russian police becomes practically ; indelible, and, aid-de-cam p general m ight uud requested Mr. M aekenzio to The W c : ior \ »! of t h e N ew s É I a n d tn . though he w as, not the slightest attem pt tu rn out a ll the cash he bad got. “ Well, t . te l a tu r a . o f orkst rove m y dear m a n ,“ replied Mr. Mackenzie, was m ade to efface his nam e from the I . go ;- is W ithout a Peer. It is Iv!orally (".< . i, “ you know I um big enough to thrash list. A fter his exploits on the Danube * V W V ’, ANTON PFANNER, Proprietor r Loris Molikoff drew the attention of you. If i t ’s money yon w ant. I 'l l give { lin L ¡te ta r? C oittmrts at e tt;sa yon half a crow n.” The robber would A lexander II to th is apparently flagrant |NId'l'TS A GENERAL BANKING BUSINESS not accept this very clr*iitable offer. r ! io t. c or the b-s. : rns3sz11.es. injustice, to th is perm anent insult. The •f l (v*1 « 'N cV Mr. Mackenzie “ duffed” his coat and D rafts a n d te le g ra p h ic tra n s fe rs sold on N ew nam e was m aintained on the list for Its Youth's Der>rrm> 1 t is thcYJJZZZ r k , C h icago a n d San F rancisco. gave him w hat the m an is now pleased a ll th a t, b u t the epithet w as changed j finest o f its k tn .1 ....................... j Also e x c h a n g e p a y a b le a t s ig h t in L o n d o n , to c all “ a dashed good h id in g .” T hat from “ re d ” in to “ w ell m ea n in g ,’* is, B erlin , A m sterd a m , B russels, S to ck h o lm , thrashing did the m an a great service, n k fo rt-o n -th e-M ain a s w ell as a ll o th e r Obrouteheff has m arried a F re n c h ' « »w -o f • *w i i r * M o r b i an d g iv e s I t b rin g s to th o fa m W t ’i ucipal c itie s and c e n te rs o f tra d e th ro u g h o u t for he afterw ard left tlie paths of viee th e beat and ab-e-n il ., s iu n j of a ’¡ o u , . .s of th e d a y . i b o woman, and is a declared partisan—fir the U nited K in g d o m , Ire la n d a n d C o n tin e n ta l la te r * M m »n w \ f>#"us of ro s'lin T m u tte r e a c h w eok and became otio of Mr. M ackenzie’s ’ H lio p e . supposed to be—of an alliance w ith and Iw inK ! o b i. - ■» • « i.i ’* e n tro i-, i Ptie»- u d n p te d to th e n e e d s of th e p eo p le w oát o í th e >: h iny Mount u-ins Luán an y o th e r p a p e r. ' ■ C ollections m a d e at all accessible p o in ts. France. H is view s in tliut resj)ect date m any converts. ■ B u sin ess h o u rs from 9 a. m . to 4 p . m. Irom 1870, w hen ho w as an obsenre K i n g A l|ilio n s u * n T a c t . $ £ J ü £ 3 J 9 ^ .! ^ :L £ :..L £ 3 L X E & 3 € general. I repeat, about his abilities Alphonse, king of Aragou, w as one there is little or no doubt. A fter the day exam ining the different articles in first checks in th e T nrko R ussian cam his jew eler's shop in com pany w ith .. .34.00 pe: year paign he w as sent in hot baste to the m any Indies of his court. He had scarce The Di'i» and Sunday Edt- \ ' j ' . , .. .32.00 p e r y ea r Duunbe, and he is credited w ith having iy left the bouse w hen th e jew eler m iss . .3*3.00 p e r y ea r tionsof The IntrOfkiii are ■ , . . c > . 1 «, 1 . ;..c D E A L ER S IN saved the R ussian arm y froia total d e ed a diam ond of great value and ran the best of their ki nd. . . . 1 i m k m t h e is t e r c c b a s , É , struction. Before that, though, lie had after him , com plaining of tlie theft. Tlie already become the in tim ate friend of king, not w illin g pnblicly to disgrace tho heir to the throne, and the frien d any of lijs attendants, com m anded a ship underw ent no dim inution during largo basin fu ll of sand to be brought A lexander I l l 's reign. him , into w hich he directed each person W herever the scene of the next Eu- to put in the hand clinched and to draw ropran cam paign of the French m ay be it out flat. By this m eans the diam ond laid, G eneral F e lix G ustave .Saassier, w as left in the sand, unknow n by th e present m ilita ry governor of Paris, w hom .—Household Words. ^■ricultural Implements, rod) u is beforehand designated as the leader. Sanssier is close npou 70. In spite of N o t In ter e sted . W tgons, Buggies*. Plows, Harrows, his large size he is very active, but for An old m an and bis w ife were last su m [irden Tools, Etc. Also Paints, th a t size he w ould give one the idea of m er sailing on a steam er between B lack a m ousquetaire of the Louis X IV period pool and th e isle of Man. As the sea ¡Is, Lime, Plaster and Cement. dressed in m odern uniform . T here is no was ra th e r rongh and the old wom an doubt about his value as a soldier, unaccustomed to sailing she said to tier )REST GROVE, OREGON. w hich docs not alw ays m ean an equal h u sb a n d : value as a suprem e com m ander, but it “ Oh, John, th is ship is going down. “ is fa ir to sta te th a t in the b attles aronnd “ Well, never m in d ,” said her h u s Metz, a q u a rte r of a century ago, he band. “ I t isn ’t ours. -London Fun. distinguished him self m ost signally. At a S a lv a d o r. The famous in fantry charge at St. Pri- vat, w hich p ractically barred the prog San Salvador is b u ilt on a volcano. It Everything from a Saddle Horse to a Fonr-in-haW Carryall ress of the G erm ans on th a t side, was has been three tim es destroyed by an led by him. earthqnake, but tb s people are becoming Special attention paid to Commercial Traveler S aassier w as one of the officers who accustomed to such occurrences E arth signed the protest against the surrender quakes are pretty frequent, and w hile Hunters and Fishermen The last place to get your of Metz. H aving refused to pledge h im one is n a tu ra lly very nervous there is supplies until you reach T il self not to serve again during the cam really little danger to life. The shocks T a k e J o n e s' B u s to a n d from a ll tra in s lam ook. I cart y a full line of paign, ha was seat aa prisoner of w ar to have been known tn come as frequently Baggage a n d fre ig h t c a lle d fo r a n d delivered Cologne. N or would he give hia prom as 80 tim es in an hour. ise not to escape, consequently he was transported to a sm all town on the V is Since the w ar of 1812 the U nited tu la (GraDdenz, I believe), a n d abso States arm y has by no means enjoyed & r p ¿ ¿ 2 lutely sequestrated—w ithout effect, for the life of luxurious earn som etim es a t be m ade b it escape after all. trib u ted to it, for, in the intervening H e allowed G am betta to rem ain ig years, it has fought «40 battles or ac Jjphing Tackle and all necessary norant of a ll this, as w ell as of his re tions w ith the Indians. H supplies for a camp outfit. publican origin, and the “ g reat trib u n e ," whose infallible instinct has The a ta te o f Iow a is so far from being been vaunted so much, only looked upon w holly ag ric u ltu ra l tb s ; it has 58,174 a r g e n t Sanssier as a colonel of the em pire and persons engaged in its factories, whose tre ^ jp ^ b im as such. A fter th a t a «n« annual o utput ig | ! 25,048,183. GALES CREEK. We Can Save You Money on 4 . . . . GREER THE GROCER. Forest Grove Laundry ___ and 1)\ e House. Sfl G la d t o S e e 111m. New m em bers of congress feel shy and lonesome. To be th ru st suddeuly in among alm ost 401) members, m any of whom they liavo never seen, uud only a few of whom they have over heard of, is la th e r a try in g experience. To rnaku a speech under these conditions takes some courage. Jam es Kerr, ex-member of congress from Pennsylvania, recently told of bis experience in going in to con gress for the first tim e. He cam e down from Pennsylvania raw und green. He sat in his seat for several days, and in tliut tim e m anaged to pick up a form al speaking aoqnaintauce w ith one or two of his neighbors. Due day he was sittin g in his seat, disconsolate, listening to the reading of some tiresom e bill, w hen the m em ber w ho sat next to him , w ho had served tw o term s, cam e in like a breeze and said c h e e rily : "H ello , J i m .” lur. K err wheeled in his chair and said e a g e rly : " S a y th a t again, w ill you, old man? It sonnds like hom e.” "W ell, Jim , le t's go down to M urray- ville end ta lk about h o m e.” T he reference to S turruyville is nnin- tcllipiblo to tlie outsider, but Mr. K err bad learned by th a t tim e th a t tho nam e referred to the house restaurant, w here oysters and th e cup th a t elieers w ere to lie had, and they wended their wav down sta irs.— New Y’urk T ribune. W. S. BALDWIN. Manager. 271 ALDER STREET PORTLAND, OR. w \^ Hatchet and Weekly Chicago Inter Ocean, $1.50 <J. I. KJMIGJHT, general Fire insurance . . . and Loan Broker. f vNK F E iE K : l .'/ irc T iE J ? O C E A lk l. W -1 U&2 G 71 M a k i n g t l i e Kor.uri o f H o o f B e s t » . In tfcc«e days of w a r plays and stage realism tlie sound of hoof lieats iH w orked into pretty nearly every melodram a. Very few people know how tho effect is produced, and very few, too, could m ake the noise right even if they hud the ap paratus. It takes q u ite a lot of practice to be a good "horse, ” as it is called. Tho necessary outfit consists of a tabic on w hich is a long m arble slab covered w ith rubber grudnuted from an inch thick down to the thinness of a piece of paper. Tho operator lias strapped to iwli hand h alf a cooounnt shell, on tho edge of wiiich is fastened a horseshoe. H e sta rts in pounding them on the thick rubber to im itate hoof beats in tho d is tance and g radually works along to the thin p a rt as they are supposed to come nearer, und finally ends np w itli a c la t ter on the bare stones as the horse is polled u p ju st outside the scene. T his is considered generally to 1« the m ost effective of all tlie hoof beat m a chines.— New York Herald. L 1.00 1.00 & SI IA R D W A R E Hatchet and Chicago Weekly Inter Ocean $1.50 sto ves T IN W A R E JO N E S ’ STA B LE A n t i T h e n l i e l* ro p o * e r i. T here had been a brief interval of s i lence, and he fe lt the» he ought to say som ething. “ I see th a t th e students of sociology have figured it o u t," bo began, “ th at ed u catio n ” — Ho paused as if in donbt w hether he onght tn proceed. “ Yes?” she said encouragingly. —“ th at education is having a had e f fect npou m atrim o n y ,” he continued; “ especially the education of w om en.” “ I never did believe in too m uch ed u c atio n ,” said she softly. She w aited for him to speak, but he said nothing. “ I 'm glad I never knew m y lessons, anyway, “ she added. Some m en nre slow to take a h int, but they are quick to understand when they are h it w ith an ax. He saw the p o in t.—Chicago Post. Good Horses New Rigs Moderate Prices Whoa! op at the . . . last Uhance Grocery. ^Goods and Groceries, H P Patent Medicines, Cigars and Tobacco. |æ lj “ I “ My d e a r," s a id young Mrs. M cFlim - »cy to her husband, “ I do wish you would Dot go about the house in your •b irt sleeves. Ho,pie w ill th in k jo u r fa t te r w orked for a liv in g .” “ They w o n 't when they know hia sou. “ — D etroit Free Press. I Hatchet and Weekly Oregonian, $200.( k . C. S , R a . SS I