FO R H O T W EATHER.
Intis like, a f t e r th e h e a d s b o b b in g w ay w ith her h sn d . “Q uick, q u ick : h e ’«
a b o u t like b u o y s In th e w ater. At la» ’ tiro wild ing!"
A t t a c h m e n t f o r R e f r l « e r « , 0, .
Oh. m»! Oh. ray! L ikew ise G re a t S cott!
Ill s second th e y sees, an d w ith o u t
up »lie Ju in |w a n d ru n » d o w u to th e
T a b le H h e r b e t F re e z e r
In to w hat woe I k th is I ’ve got?
one w ord off they goes, lufllng th a t s o d
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w o n d e rfu lly c o m p u e t little |,.e r™
J T h a t he might not grow up a fool;
It: and they flics b efo re .....h a lf a
"O, I ’n p 'u T o m .'' «lie say». "C a p ’ll T oni,
I And all th e th in g s ! ’*•»* told to him,
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one. T h e c a s e Is m a d e for «torlo* |„
j T hese days a re com ing hack to me:
o v e r th e re , a n ' It se e in» to m e he'» in m an. Well, lie w as d o u e up fo r sw im th e p a n tr y , o r o n e r a n
h " y ‘I In th«
tiling th ro u g h not h av in g a n o th e r kick
A las, alas, th u t it should he!
H o m e sort o f t r o u b l e " love h av in g
fo rm o f u h a n d s o m e w alnut rhest
left in him. a s you m ay say. hut In- » a s
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alile to float on his hack an d m ig h t
W ell, 1 g e ls d o w u m y l clce1' )| m - au
w a n t to e s c a p e th e p h y sic al ills th a t so E re he his m anhood had begun.
m ay hap , if
idle o u t I lmv c floated an h o u r mot
I lixcs it u p o n him . lie wa
o fte n co m e w ith O c to b e r d a y s ; If you O nce with a m utton-chop did hack
to sea a b lack s|>cck on th e w a te r I so la* a s tin* chill of th e w a te r d id n ’t
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g e ts him w ell Itxed. S u re en o u g h th e re niiinD him am i «end Him to th e b ottom .
fo rta b le an d w ell, see to It t tim i y o u r And th at in falling dow n it hit
b e w itc h in g H is fa th e r w h e r e lit* kept his w it;
he w as th ro w in g Ills a n u s up w ild, u nd They com e up to him am i pulled un Iu#
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* 'h*s a r e aecu rely b id d en o u t o f i sig h t an d | H e told it a s ’t wus told by uie:
tr y in g to m a k e sig n s to tlie sh o re fo r I could koo th em a-pullhitf of him
Alas, alas, that, it should be!
w h e th e r it wan th irty
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v o u r feet a n d a n k le s a r e c l jtb e d so
help.
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T A L K S O N P O L IT IC S.
¡ w a rm ly th a t th e ir d u e s h a re o f blood is !
" I s It c ra m p ? " sa y s th e y o u n g lady.
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w h e re It belongs, am i not in so m e o th e r
" D o n 't y o u b eliev e It." sa y s I ; " th e r e ’* out fo r certain .
T h e way I ’d said, the little tot
T lie o n ly w o m a n c a m p a ig n s p e a k e r in I p a r t o f y o u r body m a k in g m isch ief.
“ Is it aliv e o r d ea d ? ” sa y s th e you n g
a d eal m o re n o n se n se ta lk e d about
G ot up and told her th a t lie guesaed
t h e E a s t w h o a d d r e s s e s m e e tin g s ex
c r a m p in s w im m in g th a n th e re need be. lady.
H e ’d tak e ray word before the rest;
o lu siv e ly o f m en is M rs. E d w a rd M ont ! V a l u e o f K r i g h t , A t t r a c t i v e H o m e s
“ W ell,” sa y s I. “ lie d - look
A m a n c a n 't sw im fo re v e r." s a y s I
g o m e ry T illin g h a s t. b e tte r k n o w n a s ! “T h e T o u c h o f a W o m a n 's f l a n d ” is ! And while it m ight q u ite su it her whim,
S he’d best not go at stufiing him;
" T ire d o u t; t h a t 's w h a t I ca lls it," sa v s ]!nip,” sa y s I. ’’a s is n a tu ra l
E liza betli S h eld o n .
S he is a b r ig h t I th e c a p tio n of a n e d ito ria l in L a d ie s’ H is daddy knew about th u t tree:
1. A nd tire d o u t Mr, Alex. wus. su re you’ve been lying mo long in tht*
e y e d little w o m an , w ho looks a s th o u g h I H o m e J o u r n a l, in w h ich E d w a rd W.
A F R K K 2 K H IX T H E REPKIOKKATOR.
Alas, alas, th a t It should he!
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A nd one by one th e ta le s I ’ve told,
tin»* sid e is d iv id e d in to a zinc-lined rp-
" w ill y o u s a v e h im ?" w rin g in g Iter dried, m iss."
p o litic a l d e b a te . As a m a tte r of fact, I e v id e n c e s o f th e w ife ’s good ta s te an d By which lie’s been so badly sold,
m».” sa y s she. cry in g . "I c a n ’t cess. sh o w in g th r e e w oven w ire h I ip I vps
h a n d s iu a w ay th u t m ight m elt a stoite
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B u t w hich I told him nil in fun,
s h e is a m o st v e r s a tile y o u n g w om an,
go b ack till I know, F a p 'n 'O oolley.” T he o th e r s id e eo n ta in s lee and Iu the
let a lo n e a C h ris tia n .
a n d c a n w ith re a d y ta c t a d a p t h e rse lf 1 hold: “O n e re a so n w hy so m e m en do A re proving false unto my son,
1 w a s h a lf w ay d o w n to m y boat liy sa y s she. “ we m u st i •ow on an d m eet lee e o m p a rtm e n t h a n g s a freezer that
e i t h e r to th e d ra w in g -ro o m , th e p o litic a l h o t g e t a lo n g b e tte r in th is w o rld .” Mi. W ho w atches me w ith nioiiruful eye,
will hold o n e p in t o f liquid.
H a lf hoping thut I do not lie.
th em .”
th a t tim e.
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W h en th e d a y ’s a llo w a n c e of Ice li
W ell. I d id n ’t q u ite like It. ow ing to
j not th e p ro p e r s tim u la n t in th e ir hom es. B ut losing faith, alas, in me:
"S a v e h im ? " s a y s I ; "Is it s a v in g of
A las, alas, th a t it should he!
T h e ir ho m es lack th o se little to u c h e s ot' |
h im ? Ble»» y o u r h e a r t, if he w a r u 't no th e g en tlem an p e rh a p s h av in g n o th in ’ s to re d tin* f re e z e r m u st be filled, a n it
re fin e m e n t w hich b rin g th e b e s t o ut
frie n d o f y o u ru a t all a s m an to m a n — on, w hich Miss Noe h a d n ’t th o u g h t of. w h en th e r e f r i g e r a t o r top is cloned
of th em . N e a tn e s s a n d ta s te a r e possi-
I'd s a v e him . Blll-o’-iny-soul,” sa y s I. Still, th is being a m a tte r o* life am i only a tin y k n o b a n d c ra n k protrude at
bio in th e p o o rest hom es. L e t a w o CAP’X TOM W OOLLEY. se e in g Hill ou th e sh o re, “com e ail I d e a th , w h ere s u c h ’th in g s ca n ’t be a l th e top. J u s t a few m in u te s before
m an m a k e th a t a tm o s p h e re a s d a in ty
h e lp m e." s a y s I. " T h e re ’s a g e n tle low ed to count, 1 ro w s on to m eet th em . th e fre e z e r’s c o n te n ts a r e to be served
a s h e r m e a n s a llo w , a n d s h e w ill ra ise
A bo u t a h u n d red y a rd s off 1 s ta n d s th is c r a u k Is g iv e n a few rap id turns
W ell, yes, sir, th e y o u n g la d y w a s a m a n d ro w n in g ."
h e r h u s b a n d to th e s a m e s ta n d a rd .
" D ro w u d in g ? ” say « Bill, ru n n in g up a n d sh o u ts so a s she sh o u ld n ’t u n a n d th e c r e a m o r Jelly will be found
b e a u tif u l sw im m e r.
N e v e r seen a
b e a u tifu lly firm . T h e la rg e r the Ice
And a s s h e e le v a te s h im th e effe ct is
y o u n g lad y n s co u ld sw im o u t lik e siie d o w n a n d p u ttin g o u t. "C om e on!" d e rsta n d . “ Is it a five-pound job. m ate,
box th e g r e a te r , o f co u rse, th e capacity
felt upon h e rse lf, h e r c h ild re n , her
could. "C u p 'u T om 'O o lle y ,'' slic'd used s a y s B ill; " I ’m w ith yo u !” H is n a m e or a th irty -b o b b er?”
hom e a n d h e r fu tu re . S om e m en re-
A nd th e you n g g en tlem an h im self o f th e fre e z e r.
b e in g B ill-o'-m y-soul. a lo n g o f his h a v
to say to m e, "I J u s t lo v e th e w a te r.'
•p o n d m o re slo w ly to th e to u c h o f a
Oil« m a n y a lu n c h e o n ta b le th is sum
S h e com e h e re e v e ry y e a r. S h e sa id sh e ing lieen su ch a fa v o rite w h en he w us lifts h im self u p In reply, w ith one o f th e
w o m a n 's h a n d d isp la y e d in th e ir h o m es I
fish erm en 's je rse y s on an* a sail w ra p m e r will b e n o tic e d a t th e h o stess’ right
y o u n g w ith a ll th e y o u n g w om en.
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W ell, w e p u t off a n d ro w ed . Hill ta k ped round un. a n d lie sh o u ts a t th e top a d a in ty s h e rb e t fre e z e r th a t turns
ta s k m ay seem h o p eless to th e w ife a t c o a a t o f C o rn w a ll. B u t u f t e r th e last ing one o f th e s w e e |is - a s Is o u r n am e of hi* voice, w av in g his h an d , “ Alive, w a te r to ice In J u s t th r e e m inutes. This
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sm a ll m a c h in e is u s u a lly m ad e of fine
fo r th e m long o u rs—a n d m e Ihe o th e r. alive. Noe!”
will sh o w itse lf. T h e re is s o m th in g in if H lll-o'-m y-soul m u st h a v e g iv e tier u A f te r a w h ile It « tru c k m e w e W asn’t
ly p o lish ed b its o f ch o ice w oods bound
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e v e ry m an w h ich re sp o n d s to a h ig h e r d is lu s te of th e C o rn ish fo .k like.
I looked u p an d th e re w a s n ’t no k eeping back th a t in c ir c u la r fo rm b y lum ps of silver. The
W ell, t h a t 's tr u e w h a t y o u say . s ir — h e a d in g o u tw a rd .
a n d g e n tle r influence. L et h is h o m e Is*
sa w . a n d we w a s m ost tu rn e d to w a rd y o u n g lady. A fore 1 know ed w h ere I to p a n d h a n d le a r c o f silv e r nnd the
ro u g h a n d he will be ro u g h
B u t in th e r e a in 't no sea a n y w h e r e lik e tin
sh o re a g ain . I 'd p u lled Ihe b o at a ro u n d w as a t th e so und o f ills voice, sh e’s m in u te ice m a c h in e s ta n d s ab o u t four
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on B ill—w h ich I d id n 't u n d e r s ta n d , he stood u p in tlie bo at an d ju m p e d off th e in ch es h ig h , m e a s u rin g twenty-nine
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be it e v e r so sim p le, a n d th e m an feels
b ein g th e n a s tr o n g e r m an n o r m e to «eat a n d w as sw im m in g fo r d e a r lifo in c h e s in c irc u m fe re n c e . It looks quite
npeMkers* p la tfo rm o r th e stu d io . M rs.
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It ev en th o u g h lie m ay not d ir e c tly no
p u ll—n o t lint w h a t, w h en I w a s in my a g a in to th e sa ilin g b oat, w h ere h er like a lovely r o u n d bonb o n n ière, but
T illin g h a s t h a s a v a rie d e x p e rie n c e fo r
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really h o ld s sn o w y sh e rlie t of some
a y o u n g w o m an . In school s h e w as
y o n d e r so m e tim e s In tin e w h ite foam b e s t d a y s . I'd h a v e p u lle d a b o at a g a in s t y o ung g e n tle m a n wa« a-sittin g .
a n d its effect is s u r e niton him .
n o te d fo r b rillia n c y in d e b a te a n d
H e w a s m ost d ead w hen she got. flav o r w ith w h ic h it is no w tlie custom
'm o a t us h ig h a s a lig h th o u se , ro u n d a n y m an in E n g la n d .
rh e to ric , b u t im m e d ia te ly a f t e r le a v in g
" B ill,” «av» I, s h a rp , “ y o u 're not a- th e re . H e ’d ju s t had s tre n g th o’ m ind a t lu n c h e o n s to k e e p th e g u e s ts ’ glasses
M r». I>avid H. F ra n c is .
th e y g r a n ite p e a k s, a n d y o u w o u ld n 't
t h e h igh sch o o l in New H a v e n sh e be
T h e re w ill be a few w om en in W a s h And n o th in g m ore lie a u tifu l. n ot if
p u llin g ."
to hold up till he eould shout to her,
g a n th e s tu d y o f In te rio r d e c o ra tio n . in g to n so c ie ty n e x t w in te r w ho w ill s u r
H e look» u p a t m e r a t h e r o d d . "M a te ." an d th en he falls back nu m b -lik e a p d
w a s p a in te d in o ils by th e y a r t i s t g e n ts
H e r first big a u d ie n c e w as in C hicago, p a s s in b e a u ty o r s p ir it M rs. D a v id R.
a t N ew lyn. T h e C h a n n e l? —w ell, w h a t’s he q u ie t lik e, " I ’m no fool. Now, w h a t w h ite a s d e a th , till th ey g ets him ash o re
w h e re s h e a d d re s s e d th e W o m a n ’s co n F ra n c is , th e w ife o f th e n ew S e c r e ta r y
a r e y o u u -ro w ln g fo r? —th e y o u n g fel ag ain . T h e re Bill-o’-m y-soul w as s ta n d
g r e s s a t th e W o rld ’» F a ir . H e r first o f th e In te rio r, re c e n tly a p p o in te d by th e C h a n n e l, co m e to th in k o' It, b u t a low o r th e m o n ey ?”
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" F u ll. pull, m a n !" I sh o u t» n u t. "F u ll, blu e w ith cold, an d sa y in g a s how I’d
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effo rt w as m a d e b e fo re th e W o m a n ’s ' v a c a te d by H o k e S m ith . M r. a n d M rs.
pull. 1 tell y o u !
T h e g e n tle m a n '» done him out o’ five pounds, o r a n y w a y s
c o u n cil in W a s h in g to n . T h e s u b je c t of F r a n c is a r e M isso u ria n s, a n d h a v e th t1 Ing It a ll w ith d ir t a n d r e fu s e ? T h e d ro w u d in g —M iss N o e's y o u n g g e n tle
th irty shillin g s, th ro u g h th ro w in g of
p o litic a l fin an ce w a s not a new o n e to h e a r ty W e s te rn
h o s p ita lity
w h ich N o rth S e a ? —no. n o r th e N o rth Sea m a n !"
him o v erlm ard . T h ey took th e young
a i n 't m u ch b e tte r , n e ith e r, th r o u g h be
h e r, a s h e r f a th e r , fo rm e r J u d g e S h e l
l i e p u lls a s tro k e o r tw o , q u ite feeble. g e n tle m a n up to his lodgings an d g av e
ing tilled w ith y ello w c la y by th e
d o n , h ad a lw a y s m a d e it a p o in t to d is
m o u tlis o 'T h a m e s a n il I th in e n n d H u m I l ls h e a rt w a s n 't Iu it. T h e n 1 loses him th e re g u la r th in g —h o t b lan k et«
D I N N E R T A B L K « I I KKIIK T FKKK7.KK.
c u s s p o litical q u e s tio n s in th e fa m ily
a n ’ su ch a n ’ h ram ly —a n ’ b y th e end
ber. I k n o w 'e m all, y o u r 'c a r t , a s I m y te n q ic r.
c irc le . H a v in g a th o ro u g h k n o w led g e
filled. A t in te r v a ls th e h o ste ss gives
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o f th e p o litical q u e s tio n s o f tin* day,
th e fre e z e r h a n d le a fe w tu rn s, and
boy, th is fifty y e a r a n ' m ore, n u ’ b ein g o f till» h ere c r a f t, o r a r c y o u ? F o r a g ain . B u t th e y o u n g lad y , she d id n ’t
a n d h a v in g a c c u s to m e d
h e rs e lf to
th e n th e m aid , lif tin g off th e top, goes
b red m y se lf a t L y m e lte g is in D o rse t u n le s s y o u p ull h a r d e r —1 jtlin 't w a n t so m u ch a s ketch a cold w ith it, a n ’
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