IWpkitfwHt, I
!?,7iTJ!?T" .
iriHTa nm( rmcr-
rrucyahraarra.1T
anowwne-a p tbe
bent thine t drv
mild hiT aared
day or perhaps
ntnntnaof ansirty
nnannrrmf mo
niiTouKniio
be without tka i
conwanl sale.
tlclD of that .m.Vil'i.l l
the Cnauairtti aV. I
:7 r V. Fierce, M. D., chirr ronaultiiw
Jihyairiaaof the Invalid,' Hotrl and Surrf.
eal laautale, Buffalo. N. Y. U trlla what
" do ta merrrary or accident or u'-n
aickaea. It contain over one thouaad
pacea, profnarly illu.tratrd with njrrairjr
aaa folorrd platra. Itfivra rrceipo forarv
aadrrd aimple, well tried borne reta
dtea. It twatrncta the another in the care
f aer ailing children or husband, and ivaa
iavaiaabte auueslioaa f.ir tbe preservation
o aer ova wraith and eomiuioa in aU
thoac critical and delicate period to which
woaaea are aabjrct. The author of tjiia
trawl work baa bad a wider practical ti-
aay other paavinaa ta thia cuntrr. Hia
awio?. '"mm'"i " '
MraM. M.HaamMr.ofMairnoKa. MoiranCn.. .
w. Va, is a M1 to Ur. Ilrr.- aava : " Mv hu
a 4 iaa nnwutwe rngmrrr, Hf timr. .mc ,
e-oa a yrmt ago aad jux dnipvrd in the d.or-
Re waa baraia an with I -ct and he
h Tr I1nvr' O Jk.rn Mr lml
llimniiv ccorttiof to dirrcttor .! in two
wvfcft be wmm nblv n eo to vrork. wil hma h-inr
I aewnmraerd to t.ltce lr. lcrrr
rwmw iiiiitoa inmnmni orer Imi vtjl
aca. aad etod to imify that it a ;,!
I have iMa nut M h. i.v I
iieeJ Ve XZrZ "."SeVr.: "
ZH1 til" l'"'ik't''i-
cMae aid aaa nee tone, tarr wr nr rerv drlicatr. :
la tkoae taara aane itkrrelaallianpTervkrartv.
aad that oaaTiaKToae that nxir mcda. ia jarf
hat H ataaadke tat aad a frcat Jcai wore- I
Bf 'simply entloaine n one-cent tampa !
to pay tkt coat of anailinft- only to M orlda '
laapcaaary Medical Association, tot Mam
6treet, Boflalo, N. V., a paper bound vol
aaa of Dr. Pieree'a irreat book will be aent
abaolutcly free, or for tea atatnrai extra a
keaeieT and haadaomer doth bonnd copy ;
will be araL A whole medical libraxy ia
Ubraij ia ,
!
aaae Kjoo-paf-e yalaoaa.,
jealous old curmudgeon and in-
STORY OF A NEW HAT.!iil,xluioaher bllJwi"6himevery
A business main had purchased a
t i a
neBtirT hat, and he went into, a
saloon with half a dozen friends to
f it,. ki u:. v I ' tl
fit the hat ou his head. They nil
took beer an4 passed the hat '
j A .11 j r
round so all could see it. One cf
the meanest men that ever held a ,
'J ni.il, ,v H1C Uill .t'UUCl
and had a thin slice of Limburger
cheese cat off, and when the party
were looking at the frescoed ceiling
through their beer - glasse?, the
Wicked person Slipped the cheese'
under the sweat-leather of the hat, " x""tc ',,d f'"'"' 'J
lirra in the houae unb 119. ehe t the de-
and the man put it on and walked hkm hth om ami rutmg : the i cl
out. The man who owued the hat i viI ' ' aU ''' "mun i-
triwr.w anl eharitaljltf to the pw.
IS One Of jour nerVOUJ peOnle Who j 1 am convinced my huil-and lo.ea nothing ncre
is always complaining of being j!?" ,. a: b. .uen. w. mor.
. J 1 " a than a a-laar, aad kla lht.izteatina
SKI, And Who feels as though f Ollie ' (I r o I nmt call the ex??M ol hi. love)
dreadful disease was going to take' u'ien ihennaortMne.
0 1 of ita o;tvt, an'l wl.wh I rouM be more deaert isxg
possession Of him and carry hhn jof the man a bnaeuame I bear. To ,
ofL He went back to his place of i y n ln OM wor,L mr dMr- ""a 10
, . - , , . , r I cronn the aihala my lonner aaliantloese
DUN Q ei t off hlS hat and laid ' l wi n In 1:iI-mi: huVau.i; ur foiMneoa
it on the Uble, and prcceeded to, ' re'''";nJ 1 12,1h,,v''.!l','
' a prince without the feUeitr I dad in
answer some letters. He thought ti:m. Adiea.
be detected a smell, and when his
partner asked him if he tlWn't feel
tick, he belie veJ he did. He then
turned pale and said he guessed he j
would go home. He met a man on
the sidewalk who said the air was
full of miasma, and in the street
car a man who sat next to him
mored to the end of the car, and
asked him if he had just come
from Chicago. The man with the
i ,. ....
hat said he had not, when the ' wealth.
Iranger said they were having a All aristocrat is a democrat with
great deal of small-pox there and his pockets Elled.
be guessed he would get out and TT . ,
. . , , ,, , Honest men are scarce and are
walk, and he pulled the bell and . . .
i , . ' , , going to be scarcer.
lamped off. The cold perspiration 6
broke out on the forehead of the Conceited people are like eggs
man with the new hat, aad he took to fu!1 of themselves to hold any
it off to wipe his forehead, when lh,n el5e-
tbe whole piece of cheese seemed The cross mn K063 through life
to roll ovei and breathe, and the like a sore-headed dog followed by
man got the whole benefit of it, flies-
and be came near fainting away. ( L'aughing is the censation of fctl
Ue got borne, and his wife met and ing good all over and showing it in
asked htm what was the matter.
He said be believed mortification
had set In, and she took one whiff
as he look off his hat, and said
that she should think it had.
"Where dicfyou get into it!" said
the. "Get into it?" said the man.
' nae noi got into anyiumg,- out j
onr aeaoiy uisease nas goi ii
iri ID. lliu i Illlll noi llTC. out;
got bis clothes off, soaked his feet
in mustard water, and he slept.
The hat was lying on the centre
table, and the children would come
in and get a smell of it and look at
each other with reproachful glances
and go out and play. The man
slept and dreamed that a small-,
pox flag as hung in front of his
house, and that he was riding in a
batcher's wagon to the pest house.
Tbe woman sent for a doctor, and
when tbe man of pills arrived she
told him all about the case. The
doctor picked op the patient's new
hat, tried it on, and got a sniff.
lie said tbe bat was picked before
it wan ripe. The doctor and the
wife held a postmortem examina
tion of the bat and fou'.d tbe slice
cf-LtlllbTirB(rr-rel-anI' ihorT
were (be prayers they said." They
woke tlie patient, and to prepare
hia mind for the revelation that
was aboat to be made, the doctor
asked him if his worldly affairs
were arranged in a satisfactory
condition. He gasped and said
they were. The tWtnf anked li'uu
i c had nude hi will. He said
that he had nut, but he wanted a
lawyer sent for at once. The
j doctor then a.ked him if he foil as
though he was prepared t- ehuflle
off. The man said he had always
. . . . I. i-M . -.. I
irteu Ml Iran a umnrm uir, mm
tried tlv done lv tV.e same rw he
tvutiM do it himself, but that he
might have made a mistake some
way, and th.it ho would like to
have a minister sent for to take an
account of the stock. , -.
The doctor brought to the bed
aide the hat, jh-iu1 up the sweat
leather, and showed the dying man
what it was that smeilod so, and !
told him he was as well as anv
"ail III the City. The man pinched
himself" to see if ho was alive, and !
jtimlKd OUt of bed and Called fori
, , (
IllS IVVOH'cr, and the doctor :
.... ' . , i
could lit keen tin With r.llll Oil the
, . . I
tvav down town. 1 he i.ist we
saw
of the
odoriferous citizen he" was
to bribe the bartender
jt
- B
U r'im W,"C0 """" ln( lH"ia,1s ,
it wa that put that slice of cheese ;
1
i., his hit llltintr
"lS " 1
"
A Ioublc barreled Affair.
sa'd to
newlv
The follo-.ing letter is
have been written by a newlv
married lady to her friend and
confidant. Her husband was a
jetwr Phe wrote:
I cannot he f::ticl my 'lrwl (rlentt,
hlet . I am ill the tnaMntuouinl rtt.
unlr 1 .ur int ,ir -'iiy i.
wfaicli h ever 1 In unseori with mine.
tht Wn.uou. hieh ..eii
'" i11 uiieat en.oti oa oi iMire.
mr alnuit iBttIne heart. 1 loll you, mjr dear
hu,U:ii1 u ,he m,wk, ,;.Kf ol mrl(.
1 h ,n murrtt wen week, ui
h ive never found the levt rv.xi to
r.Qtth, j.,,,,., juil:el My hu.,..ml
pots In pern anlaiaanera far 1mm reaem'jllnn
monsters, who think ry confiiuiup, to kecure
a wife. It is hi maxim to treat as a
boatom friend and eonfl.lant, and not as a
pUrthlng 07 a menial slave, the woman
eh ason to be hit comauiu. Neither iartr
but eneh yiid to the other by turn.
Auanrient maiden annt. near eveiitT,
B. We eive our readers
give our readers a
key to
letter.
unlock the secret of this
Read the first and every
alternate line
will be seen.
only, and the trick
Stippled and Itlended.
Silence is a still noise.
Bashful ness is ignorance afraid.
Economy is a first mortgage on
one fipot.
A "centleman about town" is
one who pays cash for everything
1 it, 5
except his debts.
... . . ...
Marriage is an altar on which
man lays his pocketbook and
woman her love letters.
inxiely j3 milking a kicking
heifer wi:h one hand and holding
Kv Iho In I w K thm nftiaa -
The monkeyis a human being,
a littH undersized, covered with
hair, hitched to a tail, and filled
with the devil.
The only way to define a kiss is
to take one and then sit Hown, all
alone, out .f the drauth, and
smack your lips.
Friendship is like earthenware
if it is broken it can be mended;
but love is like a mirror once'
broken, that ends it.
Adversity is a poultice which
reduces our vanity and strengthens
our virtue even a boy never feels
half so good as when be has junt
been spanked and set away to cool.
Wanted A young lady who can
tWTtjTWTltcrtriTTiourrr, ing to
run the cdito1r' u e. know we r
not pretty and sometimes go around
with a suspender down and shoes
off, if our corns hurt, but that's our
own affair. This is a snap for
some quiet, considerate girl who
ain't afraid of homemade socks and
red whiskers Next.
J. U. GREEN & SON,
I lValrrs In
Fancy
and Staple
Groceries.
Willamette Street.
13 iin, o :
"Deacon's" 1
CONFECTIONERY
and CIGAR STORE-
ED. DAVIS, rroiuiotor
a ata in
Taaarra, fuaia,
' aad kmaarrt' kappllea.
I keep In t.k the l. a.tlnt hran.ta nl T.lreo
ml iirarn nl make a vully vt 'hiroUt
(ntt Aiwa nice line of TMe, r.irr.
nM ls , Ho4r,-. bukK, ib
" ,-lf
,
WANTED.
i l;) aM man fur nianai r ol hrancli
I ort'u-f I a lali to rMn in thia vicinity,
'if your reiwil i O K hero ia a K.t
opriiirr. Kiiully uieiition tliia l'ai'cr
' m',icn writintr.
A. T. MOHKIX, Ctiic-inrinnfi, O.
Uiustr&tod catalogue 4 rents pta9
Pure Brnnilv
For sale at Fifth and Blair
streets, Eugene. When I say pure
brand v, I moan it contains no
! drus or poison ext ert what the
fruit contains. Already put up in
'quart, half gallon,-and gallon
packages at To cents per quart and
12.50 per gallon.
Made, by
I. M. Francis
COPYRIGHTS
ril 1 OBTAIN A rATKUTt
mint an ado nmt Manton.
It I SNA. O.. who bT bad Maxtr ftfty t
rraaTienv ru th paUrnl bSaipMS. CoaTinaniOaW
tajtas atncUf crtnrklerQilavL A Hawba oi low
fcarmsUioas cvwvrtiiuc 'alata ami avv m otw
taia ibs nt frwaa. Akaoa twsaloaiafl iisciia
iScsU an4 tcianitiAc lxau at rr.
irMM tavawti tbrowti U mam m Ca. raeasa
peoai avgu ta itn rir Amvrl aawat
low sua broutrht widrlr tK-furw thm pwblw 1U-
ovt ww o iM iBwotor. lata mtM tktki
I tO IM iBYMlfor. Talis aelMMttd Davparr.
twoea
iaarjOaat T.rci Skill a til SUIT BaClaaCllSa? aMn taft Laaatt
worm, a j
BailCicac Kdt
B. Tk9S& AaVtDPtSf aMjCTaaal HDt ftaaa.
aotutaiLiDnaiajr. jju a Tt.
ia aB.ta. aVwcrj m
tifai piaiea, ta roton,
on. aaa aaocoaranfaa
bovaaa. anta 1 tan, aratlaae haiUara o akxnr ta)
auai oaaiana ana anur. otmrrana. A oii i
aiL A tAJU MW Y OKA. .tbl lUUKWil
Geucral Directory.
William McKinW
Garrett A Hobart
Jelm liar
Pteai.leiit
Vire-l'reaidcnt
Secretory of Hlate
Secretary of Treaaury
Kef retary cf War
Lyman J Gas
KiiasoU A Alger
K A Hitclicock Secretary of the Interior
John D LofiK Hevretaiy of Navy
James F tileon Eecy of Agrit-ulture
John W (iiriggt Attorney General
C B Hmilli Postmaster General
Melville W Fuller thief Juatice
stat( or oaccoic.
Geo W McBriJe 1
Joseph Simon J
U 8 Senator
Thos II Tonga CongrcMman lat Dint
W R Ellis ConKressuian lud Diat
T T Ge er . ' Governor
F I Dunbar Secretary of State
C 8 Moore State Treasurer
J II Ackerman Sopt Top Instruction
W II Leeda State Printer
D B N Iilacfburn Attorney General
K K Wolverton )
C Ian
V A Moore J
r Supreme Judges
W II Cell Clerk Board School land Com
C B Bollinger U S District Jo'lge
Zoeth Ilouaer V 8 Muralial
V .
John Hall
SacoscD
Collector Ink Revenue
U 8 Dial. Attorney
Jl'DICIAL DlbTKICT.
J W Hamilton Judge
Geo M Brown Prosecuting Attorney
V. t, Li.Nl; ernes, noaHM'im.
J II Booth Ucclrer
JTBrtJges Ke&liter
LAl COlXTr.
William Koykendall
I D Driver J
Ivan McQueen )
F M Brattain
W F Oray J
Senators
Repress n tali rea
F.ULee
W W Withers
A 8 Patterson
William M Miller
D A Durum
Clerk
Sl.eViff
Tteaanrer
School Hopt
Assessor
County Judge
v,i-.,.i
Commissioners
W J Bailer J
OF Collier
DrWL Cheshire
ECOKJIS CITY.
Surveyor
Coroner
William Koykendall
B F I ton is
E K Kklpaorth
-M ftttFW
Mayor
Recorder
CityAttorflCl'
City Marshal
I L Simpson
4 ' Kiglilwatchmen
G Croner )
W F Oslmrn
W II llAO.es
Geo Kisher
W II I.uikry
Jerry Horn
AL Honey
15 Muiumr
Councilmen
Street Couun!Moie
roe a
mi to
car
Spray .
rumps
Bean Spray ' rumps,
Best-
Spray Tumps
4
on the Earth.
F. L. Chambers
H AS
BROAD-AXE
PROSPECTUS
riTr & na
, the
Wtrat
10 A
The Bro&d-Axc will henceforth be pub
lished on Wednesdays of each week at
ROOM 4
OVER 3VtcaT-.TJTST GTS STORE
Corner of Willamette and Eighth Streets, Eugene, Oregon
Look out for sign
staand ing at the, foot
ings up to the second
lud us to give you a
1 1 j a
ianu anu take your
only 81.00 per year,
or 25 'cnts for three
advance. 1
. Bines purchasing the Record ws havs a boba fids list of subscribers we think
second to no paper published In Engene
advertising medium, liuainaas parties
foie gofug elsewhere. Kspeclallv should
place, consult ns for terms. As to the policy of tbe Broad Ate, that ws think Is
too well known to need repetition litre. Ws shall continue to advocate all the
leading teform measures which are (gitalin, the public mind. We shall make It
a specially to guard the interests of the
coutinu u publish a live, Independent,
give the Broad-Ai trial.
Til KM.
"BroadAxo" always
of - the .stairway - lead
floor where you will
friendly shake of the
a a a
suoscription wnicii is
50 cents for six months
months invariably in
which makes the Broad Aaa a Brat class
shonhl make a note of this slid see ns be
times having legal advertisements
to
tax rarer as in the Past. In fact we sha
fearless newspaper. Bubsctibe for It and
YERINGTON'S
Ilta iliia fllMl CJ11 Curo
Will riira cuKl in Ilia liral( I. a Orlpp
ml Inlliieiiia' Try a box ami t con
vini'vl.
"V 'lllllllll f IK'tlll'O
II full lino
4l I IoilMO llOlil
KtMIKMlll'H.
Ycriri niton's Ninth
K atti a" Si a a" mm, f m a a
i JAClvliTS
New Goods Arrive
Weekly so you can
have a new Stock', to
Select from at anv
times
frices aiwavs ipr..?
IFfl All A A IlAJllaa
,!" aaaaaaaa,w....ni....i.,-mrT11U. Wjg
rniciw
iti still at the OLD STAND i-A.ix
on 8th St Eujene, Ore.
mo nrx with i variety of GoodiVor
too numerous to mention.
Burg's Variety Store. ,
If You Will
iif.esi(.
ills
Bedsteads f
Woven Wire Matresscs 2J
ExcclsorWool top Matresses ' 00
Bed Lounges 9 (JO
Cane-Seat Chairs 75c
Cane-Heat Rockers.... 1 50
Ingrain all wool Carpet J()c
Kitchen Household Treasures , 3 2J"
Winlow Shades K)C
DAY &
ll'ltaftSlft
Street Drug Storo.
ojii:(joN
'aa'a "a.aviaJaaiavaCa.a"
CAPES.
w
i
The oublic will nlese oahii
taki notici that I am .
Take
Your Eggs
Butter to
and
! Gray & Son
,You will recieve the highest mar
ket price for them In caah or gooda at
the lowest inaikrt price, arcompanled
with courteous treatment and good will.
HEDERSON'S