State Chemist, California: The Royal fulfils 'all the require- ments. Our tests show it has greater leavening power than any other. STEVENSON'S MODESTY. The Navalta Oplatea af praaeaw la Hal UlUn. There U one passage iu Louis Stevea sou 'a correspondence which it woo Id have been thousand pille to miss, to much poomdm baa been written about 8terenaon'a work, ha iu made th lo ll m wbils ba lired of uch an eitrara gant ayatem of puffing, that than w hp did not know him were almost inevita bly forced to associate him with bia flatterer and to believe that ba moat aea himself with their eve. It ia clear that ba did not. Ilia moat exacting critic can hardly haT lodged him mora sternly than be judged himself. "Fur the not- my akill deaer me, aooh a it is. or waa. It waa a very lit tla do of inspiration, and a pretty lit tle trick of style, long- lost, improved by tba moat heroic industry. So far I hare managed to please tba journalists. But I am a fictitious article, and bar long known it. I am' read by Journal ists, by my fellow novelista, and by bnye. With these, incipit et explicit my rogue. Uood Ihuig anyway, fur it aeema to bare aold the edition. 1 tio not think it la poaaible to bare fewer ilia ioua than L I aometimea wiah I bad mure. They are amusing. Bnt I cannot take myaelf aeriooaly aa an artist. The limitatioua are ao obvious. "' It ia not often one finda a popular au thor writing in roch a atrain an ao thor, too, whom there eeemed general conspiracy among tba reviewer to spoil. What a contrast it ia to the following extract from the touching epilogue add ed to these letter by hia editor and friend: "The fragment on which he wrought during the laat month of hia life give to my mind, aa it did to bia own, for the first time the full mearure of bia powers, and if in the literature of ro mance there ia to be found work more maaterly, of Lioie prercmg human in sight or more concentrated imaginatire riaion and beauty, I do not know it.' Macmillan'f Magaiioe. A CLEVER SCHEME. Bat taw Baas Had am Th Vmmg Ia Baat aoaa te Ba Foal a. One day in a Sixth avenue cbophouaa we(l dressed young man anting at a table not far from me finished hia lunch and aaked for hia check, but aa it waa brought to him he aoddenly rose up and hurried to the caahier'a desk, which waa near the door, and said : "Sir, I bare dropped foO out of my pocket in Ibia place) Let no one go out until I make a search !" "Where's your check?" he waa asked. "Here it ia. I had two twenties and a $10 bill." "Will yon pay tbia check of $1.50?" "I can't till I find my rolL" "Tbomaa, call in an officer!" -.Hat wbat lor?" eased tb victim. ' "To arrest yon if yon don't pay! That's an old game too ancient to work here." "But I bare dropped $.)0i" "Guff I Will you pay?" "I'll pay if I can find my money. I know I bad it when I came in here." "Call the copper, Tom !" - Two minutea later an officer bustled in to see what was wanted. The cashier was telling him that be bad a dead beat to be cared for when a woman rose np to leare, and the young man's $50 was found on the floor, where it had been oirr ared by her skirts. "Didn't I tell yon so!" be exclaimed as be returned to the cashier to pay the check. "Nice sort of msn, yon are! I'll sue yon for damages before I'm through with this!" The cashier looked tired, but made no reply. When the indignant young man bad departed. I aaid : ' "Then he wasn't a beat, after all?" "The alickeat kind," be replied. - "But be lost his money, and it waa found. V ' "Don't yon beliereit! The woman was bia pal and gare it up only when abe saw that be would be arrested. Tour Uncle Hiram baa been sight bere for 25 years and knows the ropes I" Mew York Cor. IWnul Fraa Praaa "Hare yon fastened the windows, dear?" abe aaked as they were about to retire for the night "Ho; wbst's the use? I gare yon the last dollar I bad to buy that bat, and we need not fear burglars. " "But tbey might sit down on my bat, yon know." Detroit Free Press. Hat mew.; masse a EpilcTJSV. doubt treated aad ear. ad mora case thaa any Hrtaa Phratciaat bia eaoocaa ia aatoalahing. Wa bar beard of caaaf -el aa years' ataadin IB, tit aabliaheaa valabl work or tbia dl wkkai with a taraa bnt- tie of bat abaolata cars, fraa to ear a offeror wb i eand taosr P. O aad Kaprea addroaa. Wo a1 riaa anr out wishing a core to addraaa tat w, ft, RX&X . -. a Caiar $u Bear Tar WHO cmiEt tie UXSEST j lea ka INI W1U ft FtaCK COBPaMTT Tfeer will an naif roe wttb an rtalnf Toa wast al Inwaat ajartai arteaa. send loeOeaeral rala hvao a CaMincua at ('railing wood! ar Barhrr auapuaa. mm Jtaraet atrast, aa rraartas, Cat, fOa ffU THAI ASt c or ! tlAxzuxu Mils r- - His V I oao OMOaaTkhMJtaaaa , J I Ofire tor a Oewe. aaMbriraaaiaaiaataa). akaa ! aaanfraax. Ala. in aV.aaaaasa.Ce.fUa. fa. 7 "BOCK" BEER. ow tbe Booaraa-o la Broaa4 aad tra para A far tho Tra4a. "Bta-k" beer ia the keynote of hiKtory of beer, brewing aa it ia uuderatoixl by the people of thia day. It ia generally auppoaed that beer ia of diatinctiTelr German origin, whereaa it ia a fact that beer waa brewed by the men of many nationalities in many parte of the world centuries before the Chriatian era. The fcgypliana. the Mreeka, the Romans, made beer from corn and barley in thorn ancient times. The lager beer of the liermana waa a Bavarian product and "botk" beer originated in Hararia. We bare beard a number of atoriea sa to the origin of the term "bock'' beer, and while they all vary aa'to detail, they are aa a rule correct. When beer waa first brewed iu Bavaria and for a long time after arl in that aud all other parta of the world, ice formed no part in the manufacture, though it waa rerr necessary that it should be fermented and aiored in a cold temperature, Aa ioe 1 , ... ,,a..l,i.MlfWtDl was not relied upon to make thia cold air and aa artificial refrigeration waa not ; dreamed of. brewing waa done only iu j cold weather, and the beer waa atored in chill raulta underground. Here it waa j left to age until some time in spring, j say the latter part of April or the begin- J ning of May, when the vaults were thrown open and the thirxty public waa regaled with a pure, wholesome draft of the foamy beverage. And aa the firat issue from thete vaults waa atronger and liable to go to the bead, the people were said to be " bocked ;" hence the name. Another Tertian of, the story ia that when tbe raulta were thrown open, a bock jumped out and that gave rise to the name and alao to the widely adver tised "William" goat who ai.rna tbe "bock" beer aigua of the present day. But "bock" beer seaxon ia a time of sentiment to the Germans, and other people bare imbibed the sentiment with the dark and heavy drink. Tbey want "bock" beer at the proper time and they will drink it then and enjoy it Wine and Spirit Journal. JOSEPHINE'S EXTRAVAGANCE. orar Heaolsoa Waa Bath I maninr Bills. Throughout the late summer and au tnmn of IM)7 tbe imperial court was j more stately than ever before. The old nobility became aiwidnoua in their at tendance, and. aa one of the empress' la dies in waiting ia said to bare remarked, the court "received good company." On bis return Napoleon bad foond Jose phine's extraragance to be aa unbound ed as ever, eut he could not well com plain, because, although for tbe moat part frugal himself, be had thia time anoooraged larishness "hi hia family. Still, it waa not agreeable to bare drexa- rnahera' hllla nnnpjuln Ol carriage when driving in rtate with hia consort and on one occasion be sent' an unprin cipled but clever milliner to the prison of Bicetre for baring disobeyed his or ders in furnishing ber wares to tbe em. pi os at exorbitant prices. The person was so indiapensable to tbe court lsdiea, however, that they crowded ber cell, and she was soon released. At St. Cloud, Malmaison, the Tuile riea and Fontainebleau tbe social rices of courts began to appear, bnt they were sternly repressed, especially high play By way of contrast, the city of Paria was at that rery moment debauched by a profusion of gambling bells and bouses of prostitution licensed at an enormous figure by Fouche and produc ing great revenues for the secret police. The gorgeous state uniforms of tbe marshals, tbe rich and elegant costumes of the ladies, tbe bespangled and begilt coats of tbe household, dancing, tbeat ricala, coocerfa and exenraions all these elements should have combined to create brilliancy and gayety in the im perial circle, but tbey did not. "Life of Napolooo," by Professor Sloans in Century. Dtaaealtlaa of Canasta Collar. Lock is not a reliable factor in the difficult problem of carnation culture. It demands exhaMMtire, knowledge of the habits, requirements and diaeai-e of tbe plant, unceasing watchfulness and uire mitting labor tbe year through. Even when all is done that actus possible to merit success, tbe grower is liable to tbe exasperation of finding that particular varieties, upon which be may hare based bia mist sanguine expectation, obsti nately refuse to flourish under bis care- Almost every carnation cnltnrist knows varieties that he "simply cannot raise" and neither he, nor anybody else, can tell the reason why. Of course, there must be something lacking, in soil, wa ter, air or treatment, which tbey re quire, but it eeems as if tbey were ca pable of taking offense at bfm, or bis surrounding, aud preferring death, or at least unproductive life, to endurance of the association. Scribner a. WUUag to Oblige. Ex-Senator Sawyer was qnoted In Washington aa saying: "When they ask me if I want to be a delegate. I tell them 'No, I don't care anything about it,' that I have been to a good many cuuveut ion 7 - that 1 an pretty near bo want to go ia fly place I am perfectly 1 u wri watut iw luamo an a uaKVi a accept. I're got nothing else to do, bnt I'm too old to bar any ambition, and hereafter will do anything that is want ad of me, bat ao mora. " Tbia la a very avnaibla and moderate obsecration. But it applies to all aorta of jobs, laclading United States senator. La Croaae (Wia.f dhroniclai Wwm I Aaa la Bailor? Ttatiba. Tba annoyance of wheel slipping oa tracks, especially ia ap grades, and tba tretseodoos resistance experienced bar led to a new Invention. Tbe rail is pro-' Tided with an edge or rim covered with Tba attar of roar is obtained by ab cogs or teeth, and tba wheel baa aimi-, (tract ing from rose leaves the volatile 1st coaa which engage with them. These , oil Ibey contain aad condensing It in aog are set on diagonally, inclining , masse of cotton batting, downward, and are leas likel lo arira. I ma lata dues and dirt. Kaw York GROVER GOES DUCKING. Bat rkta Ttaae II Waa la saaretary llefc Saalb-a IMala Kaaaa. President Cleveland weut on another dnckitig trip the other nihl. Mrs. flerelsnd aocornVUiel bim this tuna. Tbey left the White Houe at an ' early bur and returned rery late. It waa eu Joyed alo by the entite cabinet, for er rrj one i( the reaidenl'a adriaers aaw him a he held a gun iu hia hand aud watchod three dnck fliuitiug on the wa ter. The gnu waa shout sercn inchea luig, aud the docka were of papier ' mav'he. The water waa in an artifloial lake which had been built in the center of i Secretary Hoke mith'a dining room ta I ble and rUlinl with not only docka, bat aa a j I ..m . V . I at. guu there waa at the president's plate a miniature fUhfua ttxl iu crder that he might enjoy hiulf if the dncka gvt away. Everything waa planueti i make bim bapr.v. Vtually cabinet dinners are rery form al affairs, but it waa the avcrvtaiy of the interior's turn to give! oue i'iat night, sud Mr. aud Mr. Hoks Smith decided to provide a (ew noveltie. They deaigned a aure enough lake, whicU waa 10 feet long by 6 Jeet wide and several rnches deep. ANlorit built a grotto in the center of Marrland rocks, covcrea u wun frri aud orchid and carried out tbe hnnioroua idaaa of the M-retary rery successfully. A 10 cent r.u uiau-of war waa anchored in front of the eivretarr of' the navr'a plate. Penny cauuoua over breaMworka of rtonea at the aecretaiy of war;coilaof red were atrung along iu front of the secre tary of state; a girl with her eyta band aged waa aleepiug off a dock opposite At torney General Hartuou. -Secretary of Agriculture Morton gased ou a little wooden farmer pouring aeel dowu a hole in the rock iutead of into con greovmen'a di'tricta. Pwtmater Gen eral Wilson confronted a mermaid who seemed to want to deliver a letter from tbe deep. Little gold dollar studded an old Kentucky home in the cliffs which Secretary Carliale faced, thrr all biased a huge Maltese cro with 45 electric light, emblematic of the 45 states. Pittsburg Diapatch. A WICKED CITY. Mtalator rae-aco tba talnltoa Arair Raroraa Areola. Ilia. ; The miDiuM cf the rarioua rhurcbeo j in Areola. 111., have declared their iu. ; ability to bring about satUfsctorr re I ligioua remit. They claim the city ia i growing worae daily and that itnmnral ' ity ia visible everywhere; that hell holra j and dena of vice are ruining tbe tnajot i ity of the yonng men. Tbey further i claim that the churches are powerless to remedy the titustion, and have settled on a new and novel method of action At anertet conference of the ministers of tbe city it wa decided to aei-ure the services of a Salvation Army band from Indianapolis to aaairt in the work. The duty if the SalvationifU will be to make a personal canvana of the steeped in sin element and endeavor to lead tbem into tbe path of righteousness. The movement is indorsed by promi nent church members, who believe much good tnsy be accomplished. Chicago Times-Herald. CtlMat Da It Hloaaelt A famous English physician. Sir James O'richron Brown, bss rixen np a an opponent cf tbe higher education of women. Two yeara ago, be aavs, be met a high school girl who waa readiog "Lucretiua" fiir recreation, but abe failed lamentably when bo aked ber to boil a potato. VUlie poeainiy air James would bave been equally onfortnnate bad be been aaked to boil tbe potato himself, or, to cite a more niawoline employment, to hitch np his own horse. It Is impossible fur one person, whether man or womanto acquire all the ac complishments, "but rf a woman suc ceeds with her higher education, aa many cf tbem bave succeeded, abo can afford to pay for having her potatoes boiled. This is now ao well understood and conceded that tbe opposition to woman's advancement is confined al most exclusively to tba ultra conserva tives, of whom Sir James Cricbton Brown appears to be a type. Philadel phia Ledger. he Ballt a Chare h. Mrs. Althia Hulta of Artimua, Ky., baa built a church through ber own efforts alone. A year ago be made up ber mind that a church waa a need. She asked help from tba miners, bat they were poor to a man. Nothing daunted, I ha set to work. 8be gathered berries, i tramped across the mountains and sold 1 tbem. She raised a pig and a calf and donated tbem both. In every way in i her power abe toiled fur tha good end. j Laat fall she begged of tbe miners again, j bnt tbia time for work. She met with a ready response. A tract of land was I bequeathed. Lumber was giren. The little store of Barings did the rest. Tbe church ia now under roof. Little more baa been done, but it ia a church which one day will -ba complete, ami Mrs. Halts baa ber reward. Mrs. Clara laa4. In evening dree Mrs. Cleveland is tba handsomest woman todsy in Wash ington. She has a beautiful neck and well rounded a boulders, and with the sparkle of her Jewels makes a picture of a Whit Houae miatreM which is imply regal. Her smile ia contagions, for ber manners ar always agreeably gracioua. Mrs. Cleveland is seen on the street oooaaiusjsjlyr walking -in -the mornings or driving around among the abops. She la tbe most devoted of mothers, and is never away from tba children at night. This baa done away with tbe little shop ping jaunts to New York which need to gira ber ao much pleasure during ber first residence bere. Sew York Times. Bae TMIo. ft that Wrntalag woman I aotalnatrrl and alerted, will abe ba th governor or grjrsraoa of tha staler Atlanta (.MvHltntton. . We are afraid ana will be governor. A the case stands now, when a woman la cbrjaen to preside over a meeting of women, aha is called tba "chairman" and is addressed a Mrs. Chairman of tener than otherwise. -New York Sun. Tbera ar said to be 4 1 Koman Catbo- I lie pear la lb British bona of lord. r SPORT UP TO DATE. Tb dual arraufeursut fr th Yale Princeton track awn have int been eouipreted. It hat been sell led that the sanies ahall ba li)i at ilia Yala Meld on raturday, May l, mnd Khali be aocord ' iug to the I. C A. A. A. mica. i U. Zalamea, who holds the title of ' amateur bicycle obamniou of South l Auierioa. was uliaof ilia luuaeiiiiera who I I arrived the other morning in New York 1 'on the ateanier Alleguiy, from the ' , I'uited States of Oolombia. j .' There, is strong 'probability of a , friendly alliance bet ecu the governing j ! at h lotto tKxlies of Knglaiid. l anada and j 'the United State. Nvretary Sullivau aiaieu yeateruay tliat the I auudiau om alliance, and that the A. A. A. of Kng laud will oooatdiT the qucatiou at a meeting next month. Mepa are alao be lug taken toward au alliaiK-e Nlcu the A. A. V. and the Y. M. C. A. The Yale Aluruui Wevkly states that plaua are being made by prominent i Yale alumni aud the New York Ath letic club for a geueral football confer ence of eaatern oollqgea. It ia thought f aucceanful -this bcme will re ,nu in , Yale-Harvard reconciliation, a Harvard baa been invited, aud will probably participate iu the conference. The proposed conference baa the cordial souport of the student body at Yale, aadar LatWra la tletglaat. The Belgian authoritiea, it agemi, are anxioua to aare the poatoflice aa much trouble aa possible in the matter of de livering letters on Sunday. For thia rea son every postage stamp ia issued with a little perforated anpploment inscribed with the legend, "St aa lirrer le di manche!" Those who are auxioua to have their letters delivered ou the sev enth aa oo the other ait daya of tbe wet-k tear thia off, while those whose com munication are not of any apecial im portance leare it on. Tbe new womau ha arisen In t'hitia. At Shuntun the daughter of a magis trate acta as hia treasurer, and the dis trict la atartled at the fact that lie baa made 60.000 taela since she liegaa to "finance" hia affairs, six month a no. There Is, after all. but oue reliable way to increase your Income, aud that Is to reduce your exix-unes. KDEVS tLOWIK AND THORM. In this beautiful season of flowering grrsn, when the air ia balmy and the tnn ligbt golden, it eeema a pity that anything ahould enter Into this Eden of o ir to mar iu pleasures and blight i's Joy, but ao it ia ordained; man baa hi henuur. and it ia even doubtful if all of life aer a seen of pleasure whether wa could poooibly sn- tor it. The bird eonie and aing, and tba nrda aing and go. Kheumaiiam rooiea alao. -it ooniet from exposure to lb damp neaa of the nights and morning to th audden ebang of temperature, and it cer tainly ga, as thonxands know, by the prompt ue of Bt. Jacoh (hi, which it a complete and perfect cure. It ia a all. therefore, while at enjoy ail thsae aeaton abls dslighte, not to be without trot great remedy lor pain, and to havs it readv. mora because wa ars lbs more liable at Una oaaon than any other to tuifer from tuch atlacka. a hat," aaket tho nertVt. "it thr diffrr-1 tar botweon all aod bomorT" Th uruArlt j KilliMirt paauu" TH B KOCK or tllHKAl.TAK it O'K tu-adier thaa a Titan lltwrairl (rra me aoara.eaoi rniit aii'i irrar, Miloua n-muwui fr dnial ana bjr lioarrllar't Htntnarh Hiltra, a i Mrtecl antlitnti u malarial polaoo In air or a a ! u-r. U la alao an uurkamplod remady fur ' bllitma, rbanmailr-or kMnaj complaint, lit, t lieaalaaud ntftvouttuate. It ImnruTfO appatita and tMv and ha.tr n ceavalaouonce. j Kha Tula An'lmll it,um la an ilMnl.l f oon I mant ibry J..n I aa out minoy la In ianrt. Ho Thy du, a. (aat aa Ihcji cau gel orar. Piao'a Cure for Consumption ia Ihs beat of all cough cure. tieorg W. l-oti, Fabucbcr, I , Augutt Hi, lano. BKWAKK Or OMTBtCIVTa rOH CA TARRH THAT tOMTAIM glKCCRt, fT'7 "'" V"ir"tror the asnaaot mcli aud rtn. tin r 'Wanao ih whole im whrn aulrrli,, it throub tba ma-on. aurfaer. Hneh aitii-lra thirutd hrvor be ar.1 oacapl ou prearrlpllont Irnm rrpuubla ahjralclaDa, aa Ike damaa Kiev win .lo ta lea fold u the f mm ta can poaatblr 1rrla Imm Uiem Htll't alarrb Curs, manulartunM r T. 1. CbctHrr A Co., To ledo, ., uouiain, i,i maienry, and la lakan la IrrnaJljTj ai;tui( dimilf apuD Ih blood and mueoui turtace, of iliaiyatf-m. In bay Ins Hall Catarrh llirt bt-aurr )ou (at Ui(iiuln. Il It takea Intama ly, ud mad In Towdo, oblo, by r. J. Cheney A i n. TaatlmonUla lira Bold by Diuirlib, pria te par bollle. tlali't ramll) Plili ,ra tbe beat. au lia T Dr. Rllaal Oroat Strtt Roatoror. ST Im aAat uaa a rat aar'a aaa. Harrriiiaa earaa. Traua aaS Bl al Hrua auw iraw v nt raaaa ewes to Or. n Area at. rbiiaaaipai, rw v-Tav 6aa tor breakfast. It it often difficult to convince peo ple their blootl i impure, until dread ful carbuncles, absccsaes, bolli, Scrof ula or salt rheum, are painful proof of the fact. It it wisdom noir, or when ever there ia any indication of DDnpomre blood, to take Hood's Sanaparilla, and prevent such eruptions and suffering'. "I bad a dreadful ear banc la a bar, rod, fiery, fierce and aore. Tbe doctor at tended ma over seven weeks. When the abeeess broke, tat pain wereterrible.aad I thought I ahoeld not live through It. I beard and real aa mack aboat Hood' Saras parilla, that I decided te take It, and any hatband, who waa an Raring wjtb bolls, took It alao. It aooa purified our ballt me ep aad restored my health so that, although tba doctor said I would not be able to work bard, I have sine done t he work for 90 people- Hood' Har aa parilla cured my bos hand ol the boils end w regard it a wonderful medlcin." Ma. An a a frraaeov, Latimer, Ksnsaa. Sarsaparilla ta the On Tnat ttbmd Parta. Al srrrtatat. Hood'.PilliSyw nr Mver tit, easy to take. EooBs LSloodl I SURE CU.iE -on PILES 'ir'a a. tMtmm hairf'MWwiaMMwaM . a aau. a. aesAsk. faua. r. MAYOR CHALLENGED. A aattaalbof A-kl Hint la Kalar a Caaa- avMllaa Kaaaalaattaa. Mayor latrick Juroine tllraaon of Long Island City has been challenged lo a competitive examination by one of tits scholars of au Aatoria arhool. The rhalleugar la Frank II. Ward, 1 1 year old. who lives st 0M Iloyt ave nue, Aatoria. lis atleuda the Aatoria afhool, and waa among tlioao lm wait npou tl big ruav.ir the other tiny, asking to have former I'tincipal Martin Joyce reluntated. The in a Tor aaked Ward to diwlgnate the oity'a public building, and the boy replted that the county Jll was' oue ilf them. The mayor eooied Ward aud lii principal for this, and the youth went , away looking for redrva. t The other afternoon be walked into : the city hall and Inquired for mayor. ' OliHwoo a private secrttary, I'hilip J. : Coffey, told htm that Hlcn.vm wa get- i ting rid of Newtown Oeek tualnria ; ' down at Lakewond, N. J. "When he cornea in. give bim this . ; See?" the boy commanded. I The ueatly written challenge waa aa follow : 1 Uuul li-fD t'lrv. r.-l. IT I Tntlne. P J. Oltwuu, Mauruf Ion I-lul t ity : 1. til unl-nOnrt. rf" l eiaiiw-tc with roa in an riaimimtton Umn IKa aiuiht wn are sow purautiia-nami Ir. antant-lt.'. a-if raitky, srainmar. im-IUii and arillna-l'' rauaa ynn rt.itiu thai cannot Uiutiil Lotus Nland tit and Ibal a tjrsan alKiiattna tn ubhrt bulMmt In He city lt naiulua luv euuntjt Jad. Kt-full )twr, r'saka It Wl Sew York Sun. TO GET JHE PENNANTs. Clerouuul aa nttabars Mavo a Man to Laralo It Waat. A eoufereiKe wa held recently al -Pittsburg between Kobinwui and Trheau of thet'levelaud lUwbu II club, ami Kerr andvMack of thn I'lttaburga, the out Come of which ia aaid to be a xlmg i f iaauiw belwct-n the two clubs, looking to the locating of the ieiiuant ,for lwtl in the west. It waa said at the Hireling that the east for yeara haa had a combination, tbe aooceful working of w hu b hna kepi that section a winner. To nffaet thta, it la now proptaied by the two dub men tioued to pool their .extra player, and aa the season pnigTeaMai draw frmu the aurplua to trugtheu either team, aa may be mutually agreed upon. Whether tin plan will he eemlel to other weetern tram I uot Hated, but tbe two priucipala Indieve Ihnt tech a combination will work w effei'tlvely that ba peuuaut will urxt land iu the west. A NOVEL PLAN. Bow Mr. Clay Ralaaat a Dollar ror Ike t'horcb. Kacb member if the SpringMrt (Mich, t ChriKtinu Ijideavor aa-iety pledged berwlf to turn into the treaanry a dollar eitruel by heraelf, and Mrs. Jennie t'lnr earned bera in a uubiue way. Two tramps railed at heir houae and demanded food and lialgmg. She went iutn a naim, g her huhatid' re volver and orilored the tratn to throw up their hands, which they did. She then commanded them to march and atarted them for the villnge lirknp. where ibey were caged for the night. In nn.n.ng tbey were regi.tered and ; allowed to depart. Mr, t lay giving ; them breakfaxt. She then prearntel a ! bill te the village council, "To arnwliug two tramps, 60 cent each, and that body, after a g'l deal of buinoroua debate, allowed the bill. Chicago Time Herald. WARMS THE CABLE SLOT. Mat With a Kaw BWaat of Job latoraot la Itroadwaj. A new vocation came iuto exiatence laat night with thecoyl weather. Iu the future the man who adopt it will be known aa a alot warmer. Tbe Metropol itan Traction company put Ira fir! alot warmer towoik at H o'clork last night, at Thirty-fifth street and Broad- w,., where the gripmrn on the Urtaid- ,, j C .i i wa7 railtoad pick up the curve cable. It was the alot warmer a duty to see that the cable alot at the Thirty fifth treet curve waa kept clour of ice, fnce tbe alot had froxeu over and canard a block on tbe line. . The railroad manuger decided that such a thing abonld never occur sgaln, and the slot warmer waa pnt to work. Armed with a bag of cotton wate and a can filled with kerosene oil he atarted a bonfire along the np town track. The fire waa 95 feet lVg. and burned con tinually over the cable alot. From time to time tha alot warmer kept feeding the fire with fuel from hit bag of cotton waste and ran of oil. Pe destrlani stood and watched hiaaction. wondering what he wna doing, and the passenger in the cable cars left their seats and Hood up, jut a little hie frightened, when the car dashed around the curve and over the flumes. The slot warmer aaid he had been employed to keep the fire burning all night. New York Son. TESLA IS RETICENT. Baa a Row taaoallaa, hat Baaaaa ta Toll Aawat It. The friend of Nicola Tela, th elec trical wizard, ar aaylng be has develop ed the X ray idea antil he ia now able to pa a solid ''.rough solids, and bad gone so far aa to patent his inventions before giving them lo a waiting world. Teala wa aaked about his new dia eoveriea. He wdlrid only say that be waa working quietly, and bad atioog hopes cf developing something valuable. He declared he was not through with hi In vestigations, and coo Id mak nothing public. Tba idea of forcing solid through solid badly expressed what he wa trying to do, uulesa ether wa con sidered a solid, wbiob it wa, scientlflcal ly considered. He ix cased himself from talking far ther about bl di soot eric by saying it bad erer been hi practice to gir tbe public lb new only after lie bad mad it known through a scientlfio society. It was alao reported that Tesla bad suc ceeded in photographing the human brain through tb skull. This th elec trician denied witb positives eea, Nw fork Journal. Thoa Thfie Bony. The idea of leading an upright Ufa never occur lo sum people ULtil tbey etrik a toboggan leading to prison. Chicago Timea-Herald. Aaa' Tot If Light Welch. Tb new Coal trust beau them 11 for bigness and cinch. Detroit Journal, BE A WELL WOntAN. Only One Remedy Thot Will Make You 8o Palne't celery uomyounu. Why not be a well woman Hit spring There are women whooaiiuot toleiar the atnalleel uegleot about th hooae who to.i often tak no care of their health. They should ue these precloua March d tya for getting atrong and well by taking I'alue'a celery oompiund the greatrat of all tprlug remedies. Mia Klaie M Hrown of Leeda St.. IVrobealer, Man, whose picture I giveu above, wrote the 6th of thia month aa follow: "Four or five year ago. 1 suffered with dreadful pain in my back (oaring to my kldneyai, much ao that night after night I could io close my eyes, aud what few hour aleap I did gel, I ooold be heard moaning and tiwaing, ahowlng thai even in my deep. I auffered pain At time I would have more paiu than uaual over my left bip.'and when waking In the morning it would be a'l I ooold do to stretch "Contains More Flesh Form ing Matter Than Beef." That is what an eminent physician says of gooil cocoa. ( The Cocoa made ly Walter I laker & Cq Ltd.. Dorchester, Mass., is the best. Sec that lmit.itnii laved aw What They Took. There i one thing which I not gen erally kuown to the public tint la. Mo by and In men never received one cent from tbe f 'on federate government, kith man provided himrelf with hia own uuifortn. Iiorari ami arm, ami boarded httiiaelf. The I'uited Htatea govenimiut furtilahed ua with captured hor.ee, anna and ammunition, and the titra liorM-a captured (;Ur l,nnl. So, Instead of re-elviiig pity from the Confederate government, we tnrned over to them lioraea, mules and arm. I will mention one incident to ahow what en honorable and conscientious man Colonel Mosby waa. On the greenback raid, when w cuptured $1 OH, 000. be fore diviaum taoa mude of the money .10,0O0 wa offered t'olonel Miwbr, which he declined to receive. Nio did he ever take anything for hia ovin ue that had been raptured. Tkomaa Mims In Washington l'..t. Mr. Michiiel (1. Muihall calrc lutes that the I'nilt d Htatea ran easily become tbe home of VIO.O(K),000 inhabitants without any overcrowding. Think w hat a presidential election will mean when that tiombcr ia reached 1 New York Record 'T tmi er lackwcu's) Durham Tobacco Company. lo m lymiuuu, ' ec to-day. BLACIUVELL'O DUHHAH TODA0CO COMPANY. W roe be aar , eat aat till notice aa aaa tf a MA swar eraar te rmtr wbolttsia Aaaaar. iln f f llu which bydan and .horten . woman' wvmoa taajviir tor ia. win gir naaito ana trngui nd tnak Ufa a pleasure. For sal -y all dranisu. BLUMAVZB-FbXniC LKUQ CO., PoarLAiD, Ainu. my limb down straight, a there would lie a drawing and trembling of tbe ootda. liaaidre auoti torture, I began to bloat a great deal. "After suffering for some time, a friend advised n to try I'aine's oalary oompound. 1 ran truthfully aay that after uatng four -buttles I - was cured; Hot helped, but cured." If you hilve any doubl at all these aprlug daya about your health If neu ralgic twlngna, kidney trouble, dlasy pell. Indigestion or heart palpitation ahow Ihctnaelvee.don'l wall for plainer warning. Make a clean aweep of all these ailment from the ayatem. . It la eaaleat to do thia now, aa spring I approaching. Take I'aine's celery ootnuouud when the ayatem la moat re aponalva to It draining, atrwnglban- mg tntluetioe. An Improved appetite, sound dlgae i lion, uninterrupted sleep, snd an enar ' genu condition, are lb result of taking ' rains' celery compound. arc not palmed oil on you. -" " - " 1 r i ;bave My Child!" is the cry of aonicd i little one writhes in croup or whoop injr cotigh. In such cases, Dr. Acker's Knglish Reni etly proves a blessing and a K'xlscnd. Mrs. M. A. Hurke, of 309 K, 105th St., New York, writes: "Dr. Acker's ftnglish Remedy cm ed my baby of bronchitis, and also pave instant relief in a severe case of croup. I gratefully recommend it." larroniaa, ax.isoc.ltl. All DT-BfrUt. A, ata Miot iHOi, I a la 11 aharaM.. N V. N. P. N. U. No. tifiO H. F. N. U. No. 717 DURHAM, N. C Dear Siri You ar an titled to racatr FREE torn your whotaeal deaier, JWHITC 8TAR SOAP wltk all Blaokwell'g Oenoine Durham Cmoking Tobacco jrow bay. On bar of soap Fraa with aach potiad, whet her 16 oc, S ox., 4 ox., or ox., packagaa. Wa Kara fwtlfU avary whola. aal dealer la tha Unltad stataa that wa will Mppfy thara with soap aopply ofof A5r?6 DURHAjvTtt onca, aad laslst oa gwUing your tp. ontoaraisoia FREEvtili .u powna tvj aay. faoao a rmand offrd for Umlted Uaso. ao orW YotaT vary tntljr. tfflreH la Tha very remarks bl aad certsJn relief viren woman byeMOORh'S pevpii vn bturnv k.. Talr-Ca uniformly snorewe. m Ufa. Thousand ol