thge bank and $55 to puy anoth­ the Old Timer made no mistake boy: “Son, come and tell me how
years in proposing to her.
old you are, my little man?”
your
‘Well if that aint the limit” said
| whiskey from your wife and then
the boy “why you are the one
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die in your boots, your widow “Cops when speaking of cops who baptised me.”
’-'•E t 3
*n.
never
call
cops
cops”
Most
caps
will have $27,095.47 on deposit .
Recently a
¡enough to bring up your child- are fine fellows.
'
Grandma was saying at Grange
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l ren, pay off the mortgage on the woman went to a police station in
‘Is the other day that she remembers
house, marrya decent man and a nearby town and asked:
I3y C. T. E.
I forget she ever knew a bum like this the place where you get po- several years back at Grange
lice dogs free?” They told her meetin gthat an outside speaker
Below is tlie most unique ar­ you.
to come back Saturday.
When to emphasize a point he was mak-
ticle written in 1958.
It was
that day arrived she was right irag decdared that“you cannot get
found posted on the wall of a The Old Timer was down on the there and they presented her eggs withoue chickens." From a
liquor store-
streets the other day between with a police dog free and police hack seat a boy shouted: “My
‘ Why not start a saloon in showers and the subject of mar­ dogs cost money.
mother did1. She kept ducks.”
your own home?
Be the only riage came up. “Want to know
------------------ , Grandma went on to say that she
customer and you will not have how I proposed to my wife” he
was over to a neighbors recently
to buy a license. Give your wife asked those about him. “One ev­ A minister in this section pre- an() a little girl told her“two legs
$55 to buy a case of whiskey. ening as we sat by the stove I sented his friends with a copy of are noe enough on a chicken
There are 240 drinks in a case. said to her ‘What about getting the sermon on the mount this when three are three of us.”
Buy all your drinks from your married?“ She said ‘when’ and last Christmas whcih was a good
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wife at 60 cents a drink and in I said tomorrow and we did.”His deed to do. He was not this min-
12 days (When the case is gone) wife is one of the sweetest and ister however, who while making The conundrum fellow was
your wife will have $89 to put in niceest women in Estacada and pastoral calls around said to aaround this week and wanted to
er case. If you live ten
This Person & That ¡and
continue to buy all
6 ft. 4 inches tall. The first time
know what kind of a teacher is
you meet up with this high school
teadher ask him if he ever heard
of the two janitors in as office
building who were broom mates
and even swept together.”
Some of the Estadada women
might not like to qualify. “An op­
timist is a woman who leaves the
evening dishes because she will
feel more like washing them in
the evening.’
John and Anne
Marehbank
were married in the last century,
went through all kinds of every­
thing, and came through the same
old John and Anne well satisfied
with each other.
Everybody is
glad that everything came out
just as planned and hoped for and on a sundial on a pier at Bright­
wished for them another 60 years on, England, “Tis always morning
of the same.
somewhere in the world.” This
hopeful suggestion is worthy of
our remembrance. It is always
An Estacada business man took morning somewhere, and it is go­
his ‘sister’ up an the high school ing to be morning everywhere,
steps one night recently and some day.
found a young couple already
there and the girl was anxiously
asking her male admirer: “You
Leila found a blue iris recently
wouldnt marry me for money,
would you dear?” and she was and presented it to Florence who
supremely happy when he repli­ called on her that day to remind
ed: ‘No. I wouldnt marry you for her of Spring. On March 21 when
it is also true that, as it is written
all the money in the world.”
Florence calls again Leila will
present her with a bouquet of
This is the masterpiece of the blue iris si she will know for
sure that Spring has arrived.
week from the Uplift:
Always somewhere
in the
world it is midnight. The shad­
ows are as deep as death. Where
Continued on Page 4
darkness is, fear reigns. Even so.
Cemo Oraci Come Âli! - to Campanella^ î. G. A. WESTERN ROUNDUP - the ^sggesî rootin' -ooin'
time Estacada has ever seen! S 0 o o - Let's a!! get in and support Esîncada's Kickofc for Oregon's
Centennial at CAMPANELLA^ I. G. A. MARKET, SAT., JAN. 31st.
COME DRESSED IN WESTERN OUTFITS OR AS
YOU ARE!
COME BY BUCKBOARD, COVERED
WAGON, STAGECO \CH, HORSEBACK, AUTO, BUS
TRUCK, FOREIGN SPORTSCAR or ROLLER SKATES
OLD FASHION
Next SATURDAY, February 7, the FIRST
RUNNING of the PONY EXPRESS at your
locai I. G. A. store!
OLD PIONEER RELICKS ON DISPLAY
ALL AROUND THE STORE, INSIDE and
OUT!
SOMETIME DURING THE LATE AFTER
NOON WE‘LL HAVE HECK HARPER TO
JUDGE OUR WESTERN ROUNDUP FOR
I. G. A. STORES!
5c
ROUNDUP!
FROM 10 A M. to 5 P M, OLD FASHION WESTERN
H O T D O G B A R - B - Q WITH ALL THE FIXINS’
FROM 11 A.M. to 5 P.M.! COVERED WAGON
R’DES FOR EVERYONE DRAWN BY Meadowlard
Dairy’s FINEST HORSES!
STOCK UP AT THESE LOW PRICES! THE NEXT WAGON TRAIN WON'T BE IN FOR DANG NE AR 30 DAYS!
BETTY CROCKER R O U N D U P
Fill up your flour berrei!
GOLD MEDAL F L OU R
50 ib- N
U. S. Good & Choke - Mighty good eatin'
CHUCK or POT ROAST
Lb.
SAVE $1.00
For a rìsi hot wistern break'ist!
9 ÌO r R O •
m m H A R TS, 42 oz or PIOTE iîî LUS, 27 oz.
SAVE 30c
Ü V l-
v m GROUND
$ 4 -0 0
Geîîy Crocker - Jus' 'ike Gr. ndma use : io make!
CHOCOLATS MACAROONS
4 ior
Ï
SAVE 58c
Betty Crocker - Pancakes a must for a cowpoke!
Sperry PANCAKE FLOUR
1 0 lb. bag
STEER
Lb.
Good de western cured hog bacon
SL AB B A C O N
ha'f or whole
£
SAVE 30c
Betty Crocker - For a real western treat!
New BOSTON CREAM PSE
T40WE, RIB, R0ÜNL or
SSRIGIK S T E A u
SARNABF.LLE DONE BROT THIS
THIS DEAL CLEAR BASK FROM
pkg.
CANYON STAGE!
OLE 4 9 7er SALE
SAVE 10c
Don't forget the top ranch hand - Your hound dog!
SURE CHAMP MEAL
1 0 lb. bag
99(
NESTLE'S O’J iX
FAMILY SIZE
7%
SAVE 20c
SAVE 50c
HERE’S SOME RED HOT GOODS HIJACKED OFF THE
BARLOW TRAIL BY THE CASADARA INJUNS!
^
14 oz. bottles
APPLESAUCE
0 3 0 3 size cans
ORANGES
5 lbs. 4 9 c
$ | .0 0
THROW AWAY YOUR CATALOG
ZEE
Roll 29c
AVAC0D0S
6 for 4 9 c
LARGE SOLID HEADS
TOILET TISSUE 4 f° r 1 - 0 0
LETTUCE
3 for 4 9 c
SNO WWHITE
Direct from Cimmoron City for this he'ar roundup
Porter's WESTERN WHEEL Spaghetti 14 oz. pkg.
$ 1 .0 0
A REAL INJUN TRADING ITEM!
A W yatt Twerp Special
ALL BRANDS C O F F E E
No limit
FRESH CRISP
| A p
lb. 79c
CELERY
PORK & BEANS
« r, Campanella^
I.G. A.Market
Can 1 9 c
A BELLE STARR SPECIAL!
ANNIE OAKLEY BANGUP BUY!
10c
CAULIFLOWER 3 fids. 4 9 c
Leslie S A L T 2 boxes 1 5 c
THE RIFLEMANS SPECIAL 2 size
QUAKER
18oz.
O A T S Save H e box
SUNKIST
LARGE
5 lbs. 89 (
Fancy Thick C A T S U P
I. G. A.
BOOK M A T C H E S
I. G. A.
5 0 count
FRESH PRODUCE FROM THE
/. G. A. RANCH!
BOSTON ON THE ESTACADY
MAKES ONE COMPLETE PIE!
MARGARINE
I. G. A.
________
Lb,
JUST NORTH OF ESTACADA ON HIGHWAY
LOW E V ERYDAY PRICES!
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-
BUILD
2 staiks 4 9 c
FORTO RICAN
Y A MS
1 0 >bs. 4 9 c